joshclark576

mr trump

Dec 11th, 2019
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  1. You're a mean one, Mr. Trump
  2. You really are a heel
  3. You're racist as a Klansmen
  4. Dipped in dumb, misguided zeal
  5. Mr. Trump
  6. You're a rotten orange with
  7. Alarmingly facist ideas
  8. You're a monster, Mr. Trump
  9. You say Muslims are uncontrolled
  10. Claimed they cheered on 9/11
  11. Now you want to BAN them all
  12. Donald Trump
  13. I wouldn't touch you despite your
  14. Thirty-nine and a half percent lead in the polls
  15. You hate Mexicans, Mr. Trump
  16. Say Latinos steal and rape
  17. You want to build a wall
  18. And make Hispanics pay it all
  19. Mr. Trump
  20. Given the choice between you and Ben Carson
  21. Ugh, do I... Do I have to pick?
  22. They're both awful
  23. I don't want to support either, even as a joke
  24. In fact, this song is just going to draw more
  25. attention to Trump
  26. Big Picture, People
  27. are we doing more harm than good here, or
  28.  
  29. Ugh!
  30.  
  31. You're a nightmare, Mr. Trump
  32. You're a callous, sexist stooge
  33. Mocking disabled reporters
  34. Calling women ugly, too
  35. Donald Trump
  36. These three words describe your lack of political experience are as follows and I quote
  37.  
  38. HUGE
  39. HUGE
  40. HUGE
  41.  
  42. You're a mean one, Mr. Trump
  43. The campaign, you have derailed
  44. You're an electoral fungus
  45. Topped with cotton candy hair, Mr. Trump
  46. Your candidacy is an appalling dump heap
  47. Overflowing with the most disgraceful
  48. Assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable
  49. And you probably disapprove of this song
  50. because it's about Christmas
  51. but it's not religious enough
  52. Even though YOU don't really care!
  53. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!!!!!!!!!
  54. A seasick crocodiiiille!
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