Magic Twick

>The babies are coming!
"Babehs comin daddy! Fwuffy be mumma!" you mewl
>Daddy says some stuff and plants you down on the kitchen table
>He puts on a big rubber thing and grabs you with his bare hand
>You feel kinda weird
>Like you need to make big poopies
>Daddy makes your butt hurt
>It hurts so much
>Your insides hurt
>It hurts
>It hurts
>Your peepee place feels like it's gonna rip open
>What's happening?
>Why is daddy hurting you?
>You're sorry!
"Fwuffy sowee daddyy!! No wan' babehs no mo'!!" you mewl
>Daddy says some stuff
>Your insides stop hurting
>You can see his hands again
>You can move your weggies again!
>You start wiggling them around for fun
"Babehs now?!" you mewl
>Daddy says some stuff and hands you your babies
>A green unicorn with a light green mane and a brown earth pony with a yellow-white mane
>You love them
>You love daddy

>Daddy pats you on the head
>Everything is wonderful
>You love your babies more than anything in the world
>You clean all the gooey stuff off them and lay on your side to give them milk
>They yawn
>They make some noises, looking at you
"Babehs! I mumma. Mu-maa." you mewl
>The unicorn tries to emulate you
>"Muuuhh... muhh.... mehhh.." they mewl
>He goes back to his milk
>The earth pony stares at you
>"Mu.. ma. mumma..." he mewls
"Yay! Mumma wuv babehs!!" you mewl, in tears of joy
>
>The next day, your babies have grown a bit
>Their coats are now dry and clear of gooey stuff, now fluffy, as they should be
>You are feeding them milk
>"Mumma.... mumma..." they mewl
"Babehs wike miwk?"
>"Mumma... miwk." mewls the unicorn
>

>Two days later
>Your babies don't want milk anymore
>That's okay, you can play games with them now
>They know a lot of words, too
>You're all playing with a ball in your safe pen
>"Baww!" they mewl, every time you nudge it towards one of them
"Baww fun!" you mewl back to them
>
>Two days later
>Your unicorn walks up to you
>Your baby unicorns walks up to you while the earth pony is playing with blocks
>"Mumma!" it mewls
"Wat babeh?"
>"Wat dat?"
"Dat hown! Babeh do magic wit dat!"
>It seems confused
"Babeh do magic?"
>"How?" it mewls, feeling under pressure
"Twy weaw hawd!"
>It mewls a little, trying it's hardest to do something it doesn't know how to do in the slightest
>A few sparks come out of his horn!
"Babeh ma' pwitty wites!"
>"Do magic?"

"Yea!"
>"Yay!" he mewls
>You and the baby hug for a bit before you discover that, in trying to perform magic, it has made poopies on the floor and not in the litter box
"Uh-oh!"
>"Wat."
"Babeh ma' poopies on fwow! Daddy be mad!"
>"Wha?" it mewls, desperately
>Turning its head, it realises its folly and starts to mewl in hopelessness
>You don't like seeing your baby cry
>You don't want daddy to give it the sorry stick!
>You have to get rid of the poopies!
>You know what you have to do
"Don' cwy, babeh. Mumma hewp!"
>You shuffle towards the poopies and inch your face down to them
>With pride on shelf, you take a bit in your mouth
>You're crying, and your baby is hugging you
>"Why mumma sad?" it mewls
"...no.. tase pwitty..." you mutter between mewlings
>After a bit, you manage to eat up all the little poopy pellets
>You go over to your bed and lie down
>You don't feel good
>Your unicorn comes over and cuddles with you as you fall asleep, and so does your earth pony
>You love your babies so much...
>
>Two days later
>A green unicorn wakes up and talks to you
>"Mumma wan' huggies?"
>You are taken aback
"Mumma? Whew?"
>"You mumma! Mumma siwwy!"
"Fwuffy no' mumma!" you mewl, "Fwuffy no haf' babehs!"
>The unicorn fluffy is confused
>"Mumma no wan' babehs anymow...?"

"Mumma no haf' babehs! You siwwy fwuffy! Wan' be new fwein?"
>The fluffy looks puzzled a bit, but then happy
>"Yea! New fwein'!"
>You both hug
>The other fluffy pony wakes up, a brown earth pony
>He trots over
>"Mumma!" he mewls
"Whew mumma?"
>"You mumma!"
>The unicorn mewls
>"Dat fwuffy no' mumma! No haf' babehs!"
>The earth pony looks concerned
>"Den whew mumma?"
>For a while, you all stare blankly at each other
>"Dunno!" the unicorn mewls
"Wan' be new fwein'?" you mewl
>"Yea!"
>You all hug
>The unicorn pulls away
>"Hey! Wanna see fwuffy do magic twick?"
>You love your new friends more than anyone else