How to apply for Lead Front-End

Dear Maddy,

First of all I hope you are good !
Excuse me I kind of had misunderstood
Ever not sure if this makes me a nerd
Just had inspiration and want to be heard

Skipped completetely the bed
And this idea came to my head
Went again through the word file
Associated it with your profile

It is clear to me now
To your powers I bow
Bet your English reach God mode
I write horrible and amazing code

I experiment with JS with weird stuff
I enjoy ECMA syntax way too much
Abusing the weird symbols to be less verbose
It is addictive except one does not simply overdose

Preferred to write Front instead of Back
However I started as completely Full-Stack
I solo coded as a trainee in a month my first web app
To publish on the home page of the European Central Bank

Had 2 Spanish girls alongside the room
Too much fuss about boom boom boom
Kept telling them love is just Oxytocin
Remembered it from when House MD I was watching

Anyways back to the point do you wish to mate ?
Just kidding obviously I don't usually date
Constantly attempting jargon to eliminate
I really don't want to discriminate

I admit I made an honest mistake
Risk was worthy enough for me to take
Can you please help me or is it too late
Patiently for your generosity I sit and wait

Have questions you can answer
Important to move forward faster
Careful not exhausting ourselves though
This advice we shall try and follow more

We accomplish all the goals
We are like mini incompetent gods
We sometimes produce wonders
When we really work and obey orders

Sometimes we are allowed to disobey
As soon as creativity is powerful that day
We shall not deviate away too much
Important is keeping the reality touch

We bring apps into existence
Working hard with persistence
We create value just by typing
Pushing buttons while deciding

jQuery kinda difficult to replace
Potential problems one might face
Should look for some lighter clone
So weird that it still keeps the throne

Dan Abramov is mostly famous for his tweet
Facebook, Redux and some other crazy shit
Something bothers me with JSX and Flow
Like exchanging fluids between sex and blow

Ryan Dahl presented Node and a few payed attention
He managed to nail correct scaling direction
Event loop and non-blocking I/O
Proved to be epic solution after all

Brendan Eich was born a genius and a troll
In 10 days he created something that changed us all
Played Doom, in Unreal, in Firefox with JS
His creation allows the browser to emulate SNES

Douglas Crockford interesting to follow and watch
Respect his 'managing programmers' amazing talk
Used it to influence others dramatically
The chances he is wrong are very unlikely

I wrote this silly rhyme
Mostly to just make you smile
Not only for fun but also apply
High chance the role is mine !!!

Best
Leo

PS
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peak_experience