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- [1/1/2017 8:48:52 AM] Six Piece Chicken McNobody: Now imagine with me: bro goes in to eat the fuck out of dave's ass. Makes a face. Hands Dave an enema kit. "GET CLEAN BOY."
- [1/1/2017 8:49:03 AM] Fishadee: Chokes
- [1/1/2017 8:49:53 AM] Fishadee: Ok but imagine bro gives him the enema and Dave is just burning lobster red levels of humiliated like *this is the most vulnerable I have ever felt and you have given me stitches before*
- [1/1/2017 8:50:20 AM] Fishadee: Curled up on his hands and knees while bro's sitting on the edge of the tub holding the bag
- [1/1/2017 8:50:23 AM | Edited 8:50:40 AM] Six Piece Chicken McNobody: just keep breathing and try not to squirm so damn much or it'll start coming out.
- [1/1/2017 8:50:59 AM] Fishadee: Daves like don't panic don't panic clamped up like he's a literal vice, just dont spill anything oh Jesus oh god
- [1/1/2017 8:51:17 AM] Fishadee: The first cramp hits him and he thinks, this is it, this is how I die
- [1/1/2017 8:51:17 AM] Six Piece Chicken McNobody: "do I need to stand you on your head?"
- [1/1/2017 8:51:29 AM] Fishadee: "Please decapitate me."
- [1/1/2017 8:52:07 AM] Six Piece Chicken McNobody: "You want me near your ass and the most you ever done to clean up is wipe, what kind of animal do you take me for?"
- [1/1/2017 8:53:08 AM] Fishadee: "I changed my mind, give me a dildo and I'll fuck myself, I'll suck your dick so you don't have to go anywhere near my ass, this is the weirdest fucking *holy shit I'm dying lord Jesus here I come*"
- [1/1/2017 8:53:44 AM] Six Piece Chicken McNobody: "Decant and get ready for round two."
- [1/1/2017 8:53:58 AM] Fishadee: "ROUND TWO???"
- [1/1/2017 8:54:20 AM] Fishadee: "Bro. My dude. My favorite brother."
- [1/1/2017 8:54:39 AM] Fishadee: "What if we just *oh god get out I have to go now my people need me*"
- [1/1/2017 8:55:13 AM] Six Piece Chicken McNobody: "Maybe next time I'll go herbal."
- [1/1/2017 8:55:38 AM] Six Piece Chicken McNobody: "It's tingly."
- [1/1/2017 8:55:53 AM] Fishadee: (Next time he just gets a bottle of dr bronner's castile soap and daves looking at this ONE QUART BOTTLE OF SOAP like, Im gonna run away from home)
- [1/1/2017 8:56:59 AM] Six Piece Chicken McNobody: "but dave it's peppermint."
- [1/1/2017 8:57:20 AM] Fishadee: "Peppermint goes in my mouth not my ass"
- [1/1/2017 8:57:35 AM] Six Piece Chicken McNobody: "I have lavender too."
- [1/1/2017 8:58:14 AM] Fishadee: "I'll literally fart and flowers will come out of my ass why do you have multiple flavors of soap???"
- [1/1/2017 8:59:30 AM] Six Piece Chicken McNobody: "Well it's simple really, it's because *bend over the tub dave*
- [1/1/2017 8:59:51 AM] Fishadee: Dave is both red faced embarrassed and instantly hard
- [1/1/2017 8:59:57 AM] Fishadee: He feels betrayed by his own dick
- [1/1/2017 9:00:40 AM] Six Piece Chicken McNobody: bro is very gentle about cleansing his ass. And gets a kick out of dave turning scarlet.
- [1/1/2017 9:01:38 AM] Fishadee: Dave understands the joy of letting bro play with his ass without having to worry about "accidents"
- [1/1/2017 9:01:54 AM] Fishadee: He immediately tries to get bro to fist him Bc he has no self control
- [1/1/2017 9:03:05 AM] Six Piece Chicken McNobody: Bro goes along with it bc why not, yr clean
- [1/1/2017 9:03:45 AM] Fishadee: "You make one hand puppet joke and I'll clench up and break your fingers"
- [1/1/2017 9:04:32 AM] Six Piece Chicken McNobody: "that's funny when I can literally grab hold of your lower intestine from in here."
- [1/1/2017 9:04:48 AM] Fishadee: "NO YOU CANT THAT DOESNT WORK LIKE THAT"
- [1/1/2017 9:05:18 AM] Six Piece Chicken McNobody: "Try me." goes a little deeper, wiggles his fingers. weirdest sensation ever
- [1/1/2017 9:06:41 AM] Fishadee: Dave feels it hit up at that bend into his sigmoid colon and he chokes on his own breath
- [1/1/2017 9:07:00 AM] Fishadee: "oh jesus" is all he says, real quiet like
- [1/1/2017 9:07:21 AM] Six Piece Chicken McNobody: Bro would never actually grab your intestines but the look on your face was beautiful.
- [1/1/2017 9:09:09 AM] Fishadee: Things that are not ok in daves world:
- How his dick throbs when he feels bro's entire hand in his ass reaching for his large intestine like he really would grab it
- [1/1/2017 9:09:29 AM] Fishadee: Also not okay: the desire for bro to go deeper
- [1/1/2017 9:10:01 AM] Six Piece Chicken McNobody: I had a mistress once tell me a story of managing to work her hand into someone so far that she was in up to her elbow.
- [1/1/2017 9:10:19 AM] Six Piece Chicken McNobody: and she was not a small woman.
- [1/1/2017 9:10:32 AM] Fishadee: I'd believe it, the ass is really impressively stretchy
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