Jump 071: Gravity Falls

Jump 71: Gravity Falls
>Nine of Cups (Achieving what you always thought you wanted.)
>Location: The Man Cave
I suspect I'll be welcome here as long as I bring tribute in the form of six-packs of bee- soda. Yeah. Soda. Kid's show, after all!
>Identity: Journal Entry (-200)
>Drawbacks: Journal Page (+300)
Well, it is only fitting.
>Awesome Opening Sequence (1000)
I love documenting my jumps this way. Makes things interesting.
>Can't Con A Con-Man (600)
Very handy, to know the instant someone's trying to pull one over on me. Might be able to slip under the radar of knowing if they're telling the truth if they use other means... but won't slip past this.
>Journalist (0)
I'm going to use this power to document anything and everything that I invent. A two page summary for literally anything? Very yes. Granted, if I make a manual, it'll still probably be more detailed, but a two-minute guide is crucial.
>Height (50/400)
I am now a sixty foot tall skeleton.
>Flight (100/400)
...I am now a sixty foot tall FLYING skeleton.
>Dream Demon (400/400)
...I am now the sixty foot tall flying skeleton IN YOUR HEAD.

Entry #1:
Giant human skeleton. Five stories tall, has glowing eyes that constantly shift color. Able to shrink down to human size, surprisingly friendly. Willing to trade food for favors, especially pizza. Jokingly referred to himself as Mr. Bones.
Not a man. Skeleton man? Where does the food go when he eats it?

Journal #2 entry:
Has shown up in my dreams. I assumed I was just dreaming until I met him in the woods and he resumed a conversation that I had only dreamed we had. Insightful about problems, even if he is spooky.
Not from this universe - from Outside. Travels between universes.

Journal #3 entry:
See also "Kondasse" - claims to be the sorcerer-king of an invisible city that floats a mile above the surface of the worlds he visits. And can fly to get there and back.
THE RIDE NEVER ENDS. DON'T TAKE HIS OFFER.