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- Written by punk
- Title by ye
- WARNING: Story may contain vulgar language and lots of sex. If you are in this story/series, I, user punk, am NOT trying to harass, bully or shame you. This is just for banter and fun. Nothing else. Enjoy!
- Playing Habboon on Mute
- Story 1: The Arrival
- Starring: Hades980, mich, punk, mil, Good,
- Sometimes I wonder why I bother logging on. Sure, there's lots of people on there but half of them are AFK. Half of them are toxic. And then there's me. Hades980. I've been playing for a few months. The things I've encountered and read would make anyone not have the desire to log onto Habboon. At the same time...I love it.
- My journey begins at user mich's events. I made my account and noticed there were events. I'd rather not disclose whether I know what events are or my previous adventures. Back to the story. I loaded into mich's events and saw this purple, hairy, and beautiful creature. Her hair was so feathery...so much volume. I just wanted to run my fingers through her hair.
- "ok besties xxx we're gonna play sr now ahaha dn". The gates then opened. I was taken back by it. So many rollers and tiles. I was a bit afraid. However, I clicked in. I patiently awaited for the rules.
- "run across rollers, dont die lol kk thx c u". ...What? What kind of rules are these...I clicked on mich to see no one was in her heart. I frowned slightly due to the fact she was lonely. I got lost in my thoughts like I normally do that I didn't notice the gates opening. I watched as user punk raced across the rollers with such speed. Everyone was falling behind her. I have to admit, I was impressed. I got the confidence to try.
- I swiftly clicked on first roller and prepared myself to click on the next one but this user mil bounced me back and made me fall onto the tiles. I was very angry at this user mil. What kind of name is mil anyways? Miltown from fucking The Simpsons? I was boiling. I was getting ready to type in caps lock at her. Then I noticed her falling onto the tiles when the lights were red. I chuckled to myself and typed ":D".
- For the next 3 minutes, users were trying to click only to be blocked or lag. I felt bad for them. But, deep down inside... I knew I would make it across. Finally, I was the only one left. I deeply inhaled and got ready to click when I noticed mich clicked on me. I couldn't help myself but click back. I got lost in her purple eyes and that is when I realized, I am in love with user mich.
- I went to type "Hi :)" to her but I saw her counting down from 5 to 0. I was so confused and then...it happened.
- *super pulls Hades980 to them*
- I was in shock, horrfied and embarrassed. My feelings were slightly hurt. I felt like my muscles in my body were weak. All I could type was :( to her. But then, to my shock, she said sorry. In that moment of time, I never felt so in love before. The next game was Bank Game. I think I played this before so I was ready to win.
- I spammed clicked in and got the 5th chair. I patiently waited for my roll. I waited for a solid 2 minutes. User Good was in the 4th chair. He must've knew I was new and in love with user mich. He rolled and got a 3. His head quickly turned to me and said Hades980. I wanted to verbally violate this son of a bitch. I was getting ready to type until I saw user mich once again saying sorry.
- That simmered me down. I swear, every time I looked at user mich, my heart beated faster and I saw her in an angelic light. Game after game, I kept losing. I was very annoyed. I wanted to win at least one game And then it happened. HH. I was very happy and spammed clicked. I was the first one in and I watched as each user rolled to the lobby. Then it was me and user Good.
- I really wanted to win at this point. Sweat began to pour down my head. I noticed the gate opened and I rolled first and made it to the other roller. Then it felt like angels were singing as the gates of Heaven opened. User Good teleported to the lobby. I won...I actually did it. I'm a GOD at events. My ego shot sky high and I cheekly sent a :) after my victory. Mich said GOTW to Hades980.
- Soon afterwards, the event ended. I clicked in to see everyone going into their corners and spots. I saw mich standing next to user punk. I walked up to mich and :) to her.
- "good job, hades980." My heart started to beat faster and all I could say was "yessssssss." I knew right then and there, I had a reason to log in to Habboon everyday for 15 hours. I will not sleep. I will become the God of Habboon.
- :)
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