[S] Kazuma: It's Time for a ~REDACTED~ Duel

==BEGIN==alrighty, so last we left off, Kazuma was chasing a buncha dersite thieves and just did the superhero landing upon catching up to them
* Kazuma looks up dramatically.
Kazuma
"Dude, how sick was that?!"
@DM_TZIVOS
The Dersites are more surprised that you just came flying outta nowhere to ruin their getaway
Kazuma
"Oh, right, stunned speechless, that's an acceptable response."
@DM_TZIVOS
But one of the Dersites, with a weird little belt around his weird carapace waist, grabs a weird ball from it and chucks it at you
Kazuma
(Can I attempt to dodge it?)
@DM_TZIVOS
the ball lands in front of you and explodes in a burst of light before the ground begins shaking with massive *THUDS* as a fish-headed giclops wearing a hobo-coat appears in front of you
(no need to)
Kazuma
"Oh."
"There is NO WAY we're not getting copyright problems for this."
@DM_TZIVOS
The dersites back the fuck up as they basically just unleashed their last resort right away
* DM_TZIVOS plays battle music
@DM_TZIVOS
roll initiative
Kazuma
!Roll 1d20+8
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 1d20+8 --> [ 1d20=10 ] | {18}
@DM_TZIVOS
!roll 1d20-1
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 1d20-1 --> [ 1d20=5 ] | {4}
@DM_TZIVOS
as expected, you're faster to the draw
Kazuma
"Alright, let's do this."
* Kazuma draws her Star Bitsol and fires.
Kazuma
!Roll 1d20+8 to hit.
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 1d20+8 --> [ 1d20=4 ] | {12}
@DM_TZIVOS
hit
Kazuma
!Roll 1d3 for ammo
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 1d3 --> [ 1d3=3 ] | {3}
Kazuma
Explosive, so 3/6 rounds remain.
!Roll 4d6+8 Damage
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 4d6+8 --> [ 4d6=9 ] | {17}
@DM_TZIVOS
your shot explodes and leaves a small charred mark on the giclops' hobo coat
Kazuma
Next, Kaz runs up with her Mr. Bones Wacky Text Tones, and goes for a tentacle stab.
!Roll 1d20+8 to hit
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 1d20+8 --> [ 1d20=9 ] | {17}
@DM_TZIVOS
hit
Kazuma
!Roll 5d6+8 damage.
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 5d6+8 --> [ 5d6=19 ] | {27}
@DM_TZIVOS
you carve out a chunk of the giclops
Kazuma
End turn.
@DM_TZIVOS
The giclops rears back its big hobo fist and tries punching you
!roll 1d20+8
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 1d20+8 --> [ 1d20=4 ] | {12}
@DM_TZIVOS
but misses horribly like a dumb hobo
it tries giving you a scary murderhobo glare
Kazuma
"Wow, what a dumb hobo."
@DM_TZIVOS
!roll 1d20+3 intimidation vs insight
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=8 ] | {11}
Kazuma
!Roll 1d20+1 insight
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 1d20+1 --> [ 1d20=4 ] | {5}
@DM_TZIVOS
that's a scary murderhobo glare, and you take -2 to hit and AC next turn
your turn
Kazuma
But, nevertheless, Kaz empties her rounds, then goes for a stab afterwards.
!Roll 1d20+8 for shooty shoot
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 1d20+8 --> [ 1d20=3 ] | {11}
@DM_TZIVOS
hit
Kazuma
!Roll 4d6+8 damage
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 4d6+8 --> [ 4d6=17 ] | {25}
Kazuma
!Roll 1d20+8 for stabby stab
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 1d20+8 --> [ 1d20=15 ] | {23}
@DM_TZIVOS
hit
Kazuma
!Roll 5d6+8 damage
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 5d6+8 --> [ 5d6=14 ] | {22}
Kazuma
End turn.
@DM_TZIVOS
You fuck up the giclops some more, leaving it pretty battered and bruised
* Kazuma attempts to look past the giclopses at the Dersites, if they're still around.
@DM_TZIVOS
the Dersite with the copyright infringements on his waist looks pretty worried and throws out three more, spawning three liches
Kazuma
"Really, guy?"
@DM_TZIVOS
!roll 3#1d20+2 initiative
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 3#1d20+2 -->  | [ 1d20=17 ]{19}, [ 1d20=20 ]{22}, [ 1d20=3 ]{5}
Kazuma
"THIS was your last resort?"
@DM_TZIVOS
new turn order:
Musclefish meteor lich > musclefish PC lich > you > Tang hobo giclops > Crystal muscle-PC lich
@DM_TZIVOS
The musclefish meteor lich raises its hands and fires bolts of energy at you
!roll 3#1d4+1
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 3#1d4+1 -->  | [ 1d4=4 ]{5}, [ 1d4=1 ]{2}, [ 1d4=2 ]{3}
@DM_TZIVOS
10 damage total
Kazuma
"Ugh, you guys again."
"Any chance you'll let me fight you one at a time again?"
"That was fun last time, wasn't it?"
@DM_TZIVOS
roll diplomacy/persuasion
Kazuma
!Roll 1d20+13
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 1d20+13 --> [ 1d20=10 ] | {23}
@DM_TZIVOS
!roll 3#1d20+5 insight
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 3#1d20+5 -->  | [ 1d20=8 ]{13}, [ 1d20=20 ]{25}, [ 1d20=15 ]{20}
@DM_TZIVOS
the liches are surprisingly okay with that proposition, except for musclefish meteor lich, who angrily clacks its bones at the other liches
musclefish PC lich waits for its turn to fight you
your turn
Kazuma
Are they within range of the spin attack to hit all of them?
Wait, never mind, I don't have any ammo to use it.
* Kazuma reloads, then fires at the giclops.
Kazuma
!Roll 1d20+8 to hit.
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 1d20+8 --> [ 1d20=9 ] | {17}
@DM_TZIVOS
hit
Kazuma
!Roll 1d3 for ammo
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 1d3 --> [ 1d3=2 ] | {2}
Kazuma
Rapid fire, but minor action was used already.
!Roll 4d6+8 damage.
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 4d6+8 --> [ 4d6=19 ] | {27}
Kazuma
End turn.
@DM_TZIVOS
you leave another bullet hole in the giclops and its weakly stumbling around now
it tries punching you again with its hobo fist
!roll 1d20+8
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 1d20+8 --> [ 1d20=17 ] | {25}
@DM_TZIVOS
hit
!roll 2#2d6+7
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 2#2d6+7 -->  | [ 2d6=9 ]{16}, [ 2d6=3 ]{10}
Kazuma
!Roll 1d6
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 1d6 --> [ 1d6=1 ] | {1}
Kazuma
Ah, nuts.
@DM_TZIVOS
take 26 damage total
the giclops looks rather pleased with itself
meanwhile, the crystal muscle-PC lich gets within a 10 ft. range of you and patiently waits for its turn to fight you
musclefish meteor lich continues to angrily clack its bones at the other liches and fires another volley of bolts at you
!roll 3#1d4+1
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 3#1d4+1 -->  | [ 1d4=3 ]{4}, [ 1d4=1 ]{2}, [ 1d4=2 ]{3}
@DM_TZIVOS
take 9 damage total
musclefish PC lich also waits its turn patiently to fight you
your turn
* Kazuma winks at the enemies who are waiting patiently.
Kazuma
"Thanks, pals."
She fires again at Mr. Copyright.
!Roll 1d20+8 to hit.
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 1d20+8 --> [ 1d20=19 ] | {27}
@DM_TZIVOS
hit
Kazuma
!Roll 4d6+8 damage.
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 4d6+8 --> [ 4d6=17 ] | {25}
@DM_TZIVOS
You blast a hole in the giclops' head and it explodes into grist
Kazuma
"Whoo, gottem!"
* Kazuma turns to a random lich, let's say whichever got both of those crits.
Kazuma
"Okay, your turn."
@DM_TZIVOS
that'd be musclefish meteor lich
* Kazuma uses her minor action to Rapid Fire to use the same attack roll as the first.
@DM_TZIVOS
hit
Kazuma
!Roll 4d6+8 damage.
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 4d6+8 --> [ 4d6=13 ] | {21}
Kazuma
End turn.
@DM_TZIVOS
You punch a hole in the lich's boney figure and it looks exceedingly angry that the other liches are waiting their goddamned turns
but the other liches ignore the meteor lich's belligerent behavior and patiently wait their turns
Kazuma
"You guys really are such pals."
@DM_TZIVOS
meteor lich decides to move into melee range and tries Draining your life force
!roll 1d20+6 arcana vs. CON
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 1d20+6 --> [ 1d20=7 ] | {13}
Kazuma
That's a fail.
@DM_TZIVOS
!roll 2d6+2 half-damage
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 2d6+2 --> [ 2d6=8 ] | {10}
@DM_TZIVOS
you can feel your life energy slipping away as the lich puts its boney hand on you, but the lich looks disappointed after finishing
the other liches continue waiting for their turns to fight you
Kazuma
"Hey, not cool man!"
@DM_TZIVOS
your turn
Kazuma
"Kids play this game!"
* Kazuma shoots him again.
Kazuma
!Roll 1d20+8 to hit.
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 1d20+8 --> [ 1d20=12 ] | {20}
@DM_TZIVOS
hit
Kazuma
!Roll 4d6+8 damage.
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 4d6+8 --> [ 4d6=16 ] | {24}
@DM_TZIVOS
you put another bullet hole into the lich and it staggers backward
Kazuma
Well, if he's not quite dead, Rapid Fire another time.
!Roll 4d6+8 damage again.
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 4d6+8 --> [ 4d6=18 ] | {26}
Kazuma
1/6 rounds left.
@DM_TZIVOS
you punch one last bullet hole into the lich and it explodes into grist
Kazuma
"Gottem."
"Okay, since you two were patient, I'll let you guys choose who goes next."
@DM_TZIVOS
musclefish PC lich steps forward with a nod of its head and raises its hands, sending bolts flying at you
!roll 3#1d4+1
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 3#1d4+1 -->  | [ 1d4=3 ]{4}, [ 1d4=2 ]{3}, [ 1d4=3 ]{4}
@DM_TZIVOS
take 11 damage total
the other lich waits its turn to fight you
Kazuma
"Ah, okay, a little bit harsh."
@DM_TZIVOS
your turn
* Kazuma Shoots, then stabs.
Kazuma
!Roll 1d20+8 to shoot.
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 1d20+8 --> [ 1d20=1 ] | {9}
Kazuma
Ah, nuts.
@DM_TZIVOS
C R I T I C A L failure
your gun jams on the last shot, expending the last round and requiring a major action to un-jam
Kazuma
"Uh..."
"Technical difficulties."
"While we wait for this to be fixed, have A FACE STAB!"
* Kazuma stabs.
Kazuma
!Roll 1d20+8 to stab.
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 1d20+8 --> [ 1d20=2 ] | {10}
@DM_TZIVOS
miss
Kazuma
"Uh..."
"It's just a prank bro?"
End turn.
Kazuma
!Roll 3#1d7
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 3#1d7 -->  | [ 1d7=5 ]{5}, [ 1d7=6 ]{6}, [ 1d7=5 ]{5}
!Roll 1d6 for drain
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 1d6 --> [ 1d6=6 ] | {6}
Kazuma
I would have taken half, so 5 less damage again.
Kazuma
Oh.
@DM_TZIVOS
through the power of retconning, your armor's ability activated with every attack the liches sent flying your way, which killed the meteor lich slightly faster and reflected some of the bolts back at the musclefish PC lich
musclefish PC lich raises its hands again and fires more bolts at you
!roll 3#1d4+1
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 3#1d4+1 -->  | [ 1d4=1 ]{2}, [ 1d4=2 ]{3}, [ 1d4=4 ]{5}
@DM_TZIVOS
10 damage total
Kazuma
!Roll 1d7
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 1d7 --> [ 1d7=2 ] | {2}
Kazuma
Nothing.
@DM_TZIVOS
the other lich waits its turn like a good spooky skeleton
your turn
Kazuma
Major action to unload the gun, minor to stab.
!Roll 1d20+8
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 1d20+8 --> [ 1d20=5 ] | {13}
@DM_TZIVOS
hit
Kazuma
!Roll 5d6+8 damage.
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 5d6+8 --> [ 5d6=23 ] | {31}
@DM_TZIVOS
you stab straight through the lich's skull and it explodes into grist
Kazuma
"Whoo, gottem!"
* Kazuma turns to the last one.
@DM_TZIVOS
The lich nods its head and raises its crystal hands, launching crystalline bolts of energy at you
!roll 3#1d6+1
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 3#1d6+1 -->  | [ 1d6=6 ]{7}, [ 1d6=3 ]{4}, [ 1d6=2 ]{3}
@DM_TZIVOS
14 damage total
Kazuma
!Roll 1d7
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 1d7 --> [ 1d7=4 ] | {4}
Kazuma
Reflect half, 7 damage back.
@DM_TZIVOS
You reflect a bolt back at the lich and it shatters upon impact, leaving a mark on the lich's skeletal body
your turn
Kazuma
"Oooookay, this may look bad."
"But, on the plus side, look at all the positives!"
"Liiiiiike STAB!"
!Roll 1d20+8 to stab.
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 1d20+8 --> [ 1d20=20 ] | {28}
Kazuma
Oo bb.
@DM_TZIVOS
C R I T I C A L
Kazuma
That's good, I needed that.
!Roll 10d6+8 crit damage.
Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 10d6+8 --> [ 10d6=35 ] | {43}
@DM_TZIVOS
you stab clean through the lich in a single, graceful motion and it explodes into grist
* Kazuma breathes heavily.
Kazuma
"4v1."
"Ez."
* Kazuma turns to the Dersites.
@DM_TZIVOS
gain 1575 exp, and notice that the dersites ran the fuck away while you were focused on the fight
Kazuma
"Aw, lame."
@DM_TZIVOS
gain 3155 build, 990 T1, 316 T2, 92 T3, 29 T4 grist
==END==