In which Jonah dooms us all

<yzabtech[DM]> ==START==
<yzabtech[DM]> The ten remaining players have gathered.
<yzabtech[DM]> Aran walked out of the corner, there all along, joining in the circle.
<yzabtech[DM]> Once all players were in the circle, they joined hands, releasing a huge surge of energy from the orbs.
<yzabtech[DM]> The room lit up with a spark, and a huge beam of energy formed in the middle of the orbs, like a pillar of light in the middle of the room, but suddenly, a thought breaks your concentration and freezes time.
<yzabtech[DM]> "Jonah Grey. This is your final order. Interrupt the ritual."
<Jonah_Grey> "Well then"
<Jonah_Grey> "I was not keen on this boy scout stuff anyway
<yzabtech[DM]> The orbs grow brighter, and electricity forms around the pillar of light.
<yzabtech[DM]> "What do you think is beyond the game?"
<Jonah_Grey> I release hands with whoever is next to me and punch one of the orbs
<yzabtech[DM]> "If you 'complete' it, there will be a--"
<Jonah_Grey> "The player, obviously"
<yzabtech[DM]> "You...just did it?"
<Jonah_Grey> "I'm a man of my word
<yzabtech[DM]> "Like, no attempt to justify an opposing case or anything?"
<Jonah_Grey> "Or at least I try to be"
<yzabtech[DM]> "Well then, one more order, Jonah, a small one. Then, you shall be released from your service. Are you prepared?"
<Jonah_Grey> "Sure, but I do expect the other party to uphold his end of the agreement."
<yzabtech[DM]> "Oh, there won't be room for romance after you die!"
<yzabtech[DM]> "LAUGH AT YOURSELF LIKE THE FOOL YOU ARE!"
<yzabtech[DM]> "THE END TIMES HAVE COME! SMILE FOR THE CAMERAS!"
<Jonah_Grey> "...Well shit."
<Jonah_Grey> "I should not've taken advice from a shadowy figure"
<Jonah_Grey> I try and doom the end times
<yzabtech[DM]> Lightning cracks throughout the Incipisphere, and Skaia darkens completely.
<Jonah_Grey> and the cameras while I'm at it
<Jonah_Grey> Fuckin paparazzi everywhere
<yzabtech[DM]> A red, glowing, vaguely reptilian eye appears on the face of Skaia, seen through cracks forming in the ceiling of the hangar.
<Jonah_Grey> "Wait, are you Sauron?"
<yzabtech[DM]> "Oh, no. I'm much, much worse."
<yzabtech[DM]> "But better for the audience!"
<yzabtech[DM]> "And you're the latest spectacle!"
<yzabtech[DM]> ==END==