19:37	Jordan	>brock is gonna kill him
19:40	Jordan	I WANT TO BE BROCK LESNAR.
19:40	Jordan	so badly.
19:40	Jordan	I'll sacrifice my entire family to the devil.
19:40	Fluttastic	they're in another state now
19:40	Fluttastic	you'd have to travel for that
19:40	Jordan	I'll go back.
19:41	Jordan	I'll walk barefoot over shards of broken glass and hot coals to shake his hand.
19:41	Jordan	brock lesnar is capable of things a normal human being could only dream about
19:42	Jordan	The only man to win the NCAA division 1 heavyweight championship, the wwe championship, and the ufc world heavyweight championship.
19:42	Jordan	In 2002 they put him against the Rock, thinking the Rock would make headlines defeating the rookie
19:42	Jordan	And he sent Dwayne Johnson off to Hollywood
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19:43	Jordan	In 2013, they FED him to the unbeatable undertaker at Wrestlemania, thinking he'd be the 0 in 22-0 and he didn't just kill the streak, he damn near killed the Undertaker to where Bray wyatt had to ressurect him
19:44	Jordan	In 2014 they took this accomplished athlete and put him against John freakin' Cena, thinking Cena would prove again that VKM is always right and BROCK LESNAR LEFT HIM IN A PUDDLE OF HIS OWN BLOOD, VOMIT, AND PISS.
19:44	Jordan	BE JEALOUS.
19:45	Jordan	AND GODDAMIT THIS TIME NEXT WEEK HE'S GOING TO BE GIVING THE UNDERTAKER HIS LAST FUCKING RITES AND ONCE
19:45	Jordan	AND FOR ALL
19:45	Jordan	MEAN MARK CALLOWAY WILL GO BACK TO TEXAS
19:45	Jordan	AND NEVER BE SEEN
19:46	Jordan	AGAIN.
19:46	Jordan	DON'T ever get in between Brock and that FUCKING TITLE.
19:46	Jordan	you see what you started Ry.
19:46	Jordan	Now he's gonna kill us all.
19:46	Jordan	The Undertaker may have sold his soul to the devil, but his ass belongs to BROCK LESNAR.
19:47	Jordan	dusuwhdurhduwofhrhfhw
19:48	Jordan	I'm done.
19:49	Jordan	bluevortex any questions