johnny boy

“Well I’m ashamed that’s gonna be immortalised on the internet forever.”

“Guess you musta threw it up when I was beating the shit out of you.”

“Shotgun sooooong!”

“I would totally try and loot this house, so that’s what we’re gonna do.”

“Watch out for the freaking cardboard box of DEATH.”

“What was that?! You guys are so loud!”

““[Name], don’t make any sound”, we’re gonna make a shit-ton of sound, though.”

“It’s okay, I’ll beat the shit outta this guy.”

“Yeah, I shot you in the head. Somehow you lived through that. Not sure how.”

“I see ya over there being stupid.”

“Don’t downplay how awesome that was.”

“Don’t tell me about the fucking bridge, tell me the rest of the joke!”

“I was asking for it, though. I really was asking for it.”

“Hey, guess what? All your friends are dead! How’s it feel?”

“How many more complaints can I stuff in there? My toe hurts. My ankle’s not feeling great.”

“I’ll just be honest, it’s because I was hungover.”

“I didn’t realise it was going to take so long to get through this gauntlet of fuckheads over here.”

“I dare you, motherfucker.”

“That’s right, “woah!” I just bashed your head in!”

“Yeah I do have a gun, you’re right.”

“Men first, children later.”

“I’m not exactly of the soundest mind.”

“I mean, you don’t HAVE to, I could just run in there guns blazing. You know what, fuck it.” [Fires gun]

“No no no no no, that’s my upgraded one! I want it!”

“Two ways out of this, huh? I just found a third.”

“Fuck [name]! Right after I gave him the best friend song, too.”

“Go [name]! Make him feel bad about himself! Crush his dreams!!”

“If I just keep saying it, eventually I’ll be right.”

“Sorry, that wasn’t really “hey-oh!!” worthy.”

“How convenient that you happened to record that precise moment.”

“How would you like to be set on fire?”

“That’s kinda mean. Then again…”

“Come here so I can strangle ya. It’ll be funny. We’ll laugh about it later.”

“Did he say “I’d fuck that”?”

“Come here, stupid, you’re supposed to die.”

“You’re a rockstar, you really are.”

“We’re just acting out of mutual desperation at the moment.”

“And if he tries anything, you shoot him in the head. Right between the eyes.”

“You guys came in there runnin’ and gunnin’, so I don’t wanna hear it.”

“Man, it’s the same threat every time. You’ll make me real sorry, I get it.”

“I don’t wanna hear it. I don’t wanna hear it.”

“You suck—you are terrible at your job.”