Eng The Hangover Part III (2013)

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<font color="#D900D9">(ALARM BLARING)</font>

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<font color="#D900D9">(INMATES INDISTINCTLY YELLING
AND GRUNTING)</font>

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<font color="#D900D9">(IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)</font>

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<font color="#D900D9">(SCREAMS AND GROANS)</font>

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<font color="#D900D9">(COUGHING)</font>

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<font color="#D900D9">(CONTINUES COUGHING)</font>

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<font color="#D900D9">(GUARDS INDISTINCTLY YELLING
AND DOGS BARKING)</font>

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<font color="#D900D9">(GUARDS CONTINUE YELLING
INDISTINCTLY)</font>

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<font color="#808080">CHOW:</font> Motherfuckers!

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Fuck.

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<font color="#D900D9">(GRUNTING)</font>

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<font color="#D900D9">(SPLASHING)</font>

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<font color="#D900D9">(RUMBLING)</font>

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Fuck!

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<font color="#D900D9">(LAUGHING)</font>

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<font color="#D900D9">(CONTINUES LAUGHING)</font>

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We're almost home, buddy!

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<font color="#D900D9">(CAR HORN HONKING)</font>

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<font color="#808080">ALAN:</font> Whoo!

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Whoo!

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Hey.

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My name's Alan and I bought a giraffe!

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He's all mine!

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He's super friendly!

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<font color="#D900D9">(HOWLING)</font>

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<font color="#D900D9">(BLEATING)</font>

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<font color="#808080">WOMAN:</font> Oh, wow.

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Look at the giraffe.

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<font color="#808080">GIRL:</font> Oh, my God. Where
do you think it's going?

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Whoo!

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Oh, my life is great! I
have a wonderful life!

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I have a wonderful life!

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<font color="#D900D9">(GRUNTS)</font>

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<font color="#D900D9">(FAMILY SCREAMING)</font>

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<font color="#D900D9">(TRUCK HORN HONKING
AND TIRES SCREECHING)</font>

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<font color="#D900D9">(CAR ALARM BLARING)</font>

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Yes, sir. Absolutely, I will.
Thank you so much. No, of course.

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No, no. And again, I'm so sorry.

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That was the mayor, Alan.

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It was an accident.

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You said you'd always love me
no matter what I did.

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I know and I do. You're my best friend.
But, Alan, why would you buy a giraffe?

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I've always wanted one.

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I could feed him from my tree house.

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Besides, they remind me a lot of myself.

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In what way?

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They're majestic, pensive and tall.

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- Pensive?
<font color="#808080">ALAN:</font> - Yeah.

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- Where'd you learn that word?
- "Words With Friends."

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- What friends, Alan?
- You can set it on random.

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<font color="#D900D9">(GROANS)</font>

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Alan, aside from the fact
that you shut down a freeway...

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...you murdered a wild animal.
It's national news.

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You don't want to know the checks
I had to write to fix this.

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Oh, please. We're rich.

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We are not anything, Alan.

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I am well-off. You are
my 40-year-old son...

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Forty-two. I'm 42!

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...42-year-old son who still lives at home.

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You are to go back on your medication
or I'm cutting you off.

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You're bluffing. When's dinner?

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Your mother and I can't take this anymore!

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- Well, you might have to.
<font color="#808080">SID:</font> - I can't do it!

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I cannot do this!

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<font color="#D900D9">(INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE)</font>

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BILLY JOEL <font color="#D900D9">(SINGING OVER HEADPHONES)</font>:
<i>I don't care what you say anymore</i>

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<i>This is my life</i>

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<i>Go ahead with your own life
Leave me alone</i>

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CHORUS <font color="#D900D9">(SINGING)</font>: <i>Keep it to yourself
It's my life</i>

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<font color="#808080">LINDA:</font> Alan! Alan!

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ALAN <font color="#D900D9">(SINGING)</font>: <i>Ave</i>

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<i>Maria</i>

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<font color="#D900D9">(CONTINUES SINGING "AVE MARIA")</font>

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My God, he's got the voice of an angel.

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It's breathtaking.

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<i>Ave</i>

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<i>Maria</i>

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<font color="#D900D9">(CLEARS THROAT)</font>

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I can't believe my daddy is dead.

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<font color="#D900D9">(FEEDBACK OVER MICROPHONE)</font>

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I can think of so many people
I would rather have died first.

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Like my mother.

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As many of you know...

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...my father and I were extremely close.

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He was my life partner.

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He would often tell me,
almost on a daily basis...

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...that I was his favorite child.

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I'll always remember the last words
he said to me:

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"I'm proud of you, Alan."

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"Never change."

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Well...

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...I heard you loud and clear, Daddy.

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I will never change.

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Never, ever.

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<font color="#D900D9">(FEEDBACK OVER MICROPHONE)</font>

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Oh, Mom.

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Go ahead, chief.

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Sid Garner was a beloved husband...

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<font color="#D900D9">(SHUTTER CLICKS)</font>

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...father and neighbor.

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Wow, rough day.

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- Yeah, how's Tracy doing?
- Not great.

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Her mother's totally on the edge,
and if all this weren't enough...

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...apparently Alan's been off his meds
for almost six months.

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Oh, boy.

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Yeah, it has not been pretty.

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- Then there's the whole fucking giraffe thing.
- I thought that was pretty funny.

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- What?
- Come on. He killed a giraffe.

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Who gives a fuck?

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You know, I wasn't gonna say anything, but
Alan's been stopping by my office lately.

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<font color="#808080">DOUG:</font> You're kidding me. What for?

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I don't know. He just sits in the waiting
room and reads Highlights magazine.

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Fills in the puzzles, whatever he can,
and then leaves.

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Check it out.

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<font color="#808080">DOUG:</font> Wow.<font color="#808080"> PHIL:</font> Jesus, what
are you gonna do with him?

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Actually,
I wanted to talk to you guys about that.

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Linda really wants to stage
an intervention for him.

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An intervention? Really?

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I think that sounds like a great idea.

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Yeah, the thing is...

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...she's pretty convinced he won't agree
to it unless all of us are there.

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I mean, you know how he is.

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I don't know. It seems a
little extreme to me.

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Oh, God. Look at him now.

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Okay, I'm in. When are we doing it?

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<font color="#808080">LAUREN:</font> So we talked to Tracy today...

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...and she said that the treatment facility
that they found is really nice.

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It's beautiful. I checked it out online.
Great reputation.

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Who gives a fuck? It's in Arizona. We gotta
go on like a two-day drive for this shit?

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Here we go.

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They should just save their money
and send him to fat camp.

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- Phil.
- What?

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He should lose weight. He'll find a woman.
The dude's lonely.

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If he's so lonely,
why don't the you spend more time with him?

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- No, trust me, you don't want that.
- No. You definitely don't want that.

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Come on. He's not that bad.

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I mean, what's the worst that's happened?
The tattoo?

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Yeah, the tattoo's the worst.

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Right?

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Definitely. Tattoo was the worst.
Nightmare.

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Speaking of which, you ever get tested?

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Excuse me?

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You know, because of the ink.

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That went inside you.

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I'm fine.

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<font color="#808080">PHIL:</font> Take care.
<font color="#808080">LAUREN:</font> All right, good luck tomorrow.

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<font color="#808080">PHIL:</font> Oh, thanks.

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- I'll pick you up at 11.
- Perfect.

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<font color="#808080">LAUREN:</font> Thank you so much.

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Thanks.

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<font color="#808080">LINDA:</font> Again, thank you so much for coming.
<font color="#808080">PHIL:</font> Oh, of course.

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This is Nico. Nico is a
good friend of Alan's.

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- What's up, bros?
<font color="#808080">PHIL:</font> - Oh, yeah, hey.

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And that's Blanca. Blanca's been with us
since Alan was a baby.

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- Hello.
- Hello.

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And this is Timothy.
Timothy lives across the street.

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He and Alan swim together.

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- Hey, what's up, little man?
- Hey.

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- Why don't you guys take a seat?
- Yeah.

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<font color="#D900D9">(DOUG CLEARS THROAT)</font>

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Tracy's on her way back
with Alan right now.

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Obviously, he has no idea this is coming,
so things might get a little intense.

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But, no matter what happens, remember:

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This is all about Alan getting better.

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Mother, Oreo smoothie, now!

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Oh.

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- Hey, everyone.
- Hey.

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Hey, Timothy. Little cold
for a swim, isn't it?

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Oh, wow. Look. You went to the pier today.
How was that?

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- We had a great time.
- Yeah.

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I played skee ball for, like, 45 minutes.
It was a pretty sick workout.

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What's going on?

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Uh, ahem, why don't you have a seat, bud?
We just want to talk to you for a sec.

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Okay.

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- Hey, Phil.
- Hey. Yeah.

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- Yeah.
- What's going on?

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Oh, you got me.

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<font color="#D900D9">(ALL LAUGHING)</font>

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<font color="#808080">DOUG:</font> So, Alan...

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...we're all here to tell you
about an awesome place...

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...called New Horizons.

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That does sound awesome.

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Alan, this is an intervention.

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A what?

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Mom.

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Alan.

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"I love you so much. We all do."

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"But we can't keep lying to each other."

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"Ever since you were a baby, all I want..."

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Oh, my God, is anybody else falling asleep?

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<font color="#808080">DOUG:</font> Alan, listen.

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- No offense, Mom, but you're boring.
<font color="#808080">BLANCA:</font> - Mr. Alan.

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Oh, now you?

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"I pick up after you for 30 years."

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"I cleaned your room.
I see things no one should ever see."

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"But I pray for you."

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- "Mr. Alan, everyone..."
<font color="#808080">PHIL:</font> - Hey.

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- Someone should clean that up.
- Alan.

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Alan. You are not well.

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You're off your meds and you're
clearly upsetting your whole family.

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- That's baloney.
- Alan, if you say yes to this...

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...we drive you there today, and I promise
you will come back a changed man.

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Who's we? What do you mean, "we"?
Who's we?

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We. All of us. Stu, Phil, me, you.

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You going, Phil?

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I love you, Alan.

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<font color="#D900D9">(CRYING)</font>

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<font color="#D900D9">(CONTINUES CRYING)</font>

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<font color="#D900D9">(HARRY NILSSON'S "EVERYBODY'S TALKIN" '
PLAYING ON RADIO)</font>

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Hey, Alan, you hungry?

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You wanna get some Arby's?

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No, thanks.

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You know, I meant to tell you earlier,
that's a really cool vest you got on.

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Thanks, Phil. It was my dad's.

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He died in it.

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Whoa.

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That's intense.

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Hey, Alan, just want to say what you're
doing is really brave. We're proud of you.

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Yeah, you're gonna do great.

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Stop the car.
I don't want to do this anymore.

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- What?
- I changed my mind.

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Alan, you can't change your mind.
Everybody's counting on you.

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I'm fine just the way I am.
I want to go home.

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Turn the car around. Now, please!
I don't...

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<font color="#D900D9">(CRASHING)</font>

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What the fuck was that?

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- Oh, my God! He's doing it on purpose!
- Get out of his way!

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I am, I am.

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00:16:35,961 --> 00:16:39,135
- Hey! Hey, get the fuck off!
- You have to exchange information.

230
00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:42,073
- Why?
- Jesus. Phil!

231
00:16:42,267 --> 00:16:43,644
- Phil! Phil!
- Oh, shit!

232
00:16:44,336 --> 00:16:47,374
<font color="#D900D9">(ALL SCREAMING)</font>

233
00:16:50,576 --> 00:16:52,886
- Get away from him!
- I'm trying!

234
00:16:55,381 --> 00:16:57,520
<font color="#808080">DOUG:</font> - Look out!
- Oh, shit!

235
00:16:57,683 --> 00:16:59,162
<font color="#D900D9">(SCREAMING)</font>

236
00:16:59,318 --> 00:17:01,491
<font color="#808080">ALAN:</font> Aw, shit! Oh, shit.

237
00:17:01,653 --> 00:17:05,066
<font color="#D900D9">(ALL SCREAMING)</font>

238
00:17:05,224 --> 00:17:06,294
<font color="#808080">PHIL:</font> Shit!

239
00:17:06,825 --> 00:17:07,860
Go, go, go!

240
00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:09,870
Lock your doors! Doug, lock your doors!

241
00:17:10,029 --> 00:17:11,872
<font color="#808080">ALAN:</font> Shit! What's going on?

242
00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:13,203
<font color="#D900D9">(SCREAMING)</font>

243
00:17:13,365 --> 00:17:14,742
Get the fuck... Hang on!

244
00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:16,240
<font color="#D900D9">(STU SCREAMS)</font>

245
00:17:21,673 --> 00:17:24,449
<font color="#808080">STU:</font> Help!
<font color="#808080">PHIL:</font> Let go, fucking asshole!

246
00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:29,390
<font color="#D900D9">(ALAN PANTING)</font>

247
00:17:37,556 --> 00:17:38,591
<font color="#D900D9">(STU SCREAMS)</font>

248
00:17:38,757 --> 00:17:40,737
<font color="#808080">PHIL:</font> Stu! We're okay.
<font color="#808080">STU:</font> We're in an elevator!

249
00:17:40,893 --> 00:17:42,133
<font color="#808080">DOUG:</font> Where are you?

250
00:17:42,294 --> 00:17:43,898
<font color="#D900D9">(STU CONTINUES SCREAMING)</font>

251
00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:46,566
<font color="#808080">STU:</font> What the fuck is going on?

252
00:17:48,167 --> 00:17:50,738
<font color="#D900D9">(PHIL COUGHING)</font>

253
00:17:52,271 --> 00:17:55,184
Please, this is a huge mistake.

254
00:17:55,374 --> 00:17:56,819
You got the wrong guys!

255
00:17:56,975 --> 00:18:00,115
I got the right fucking guys! Get him up.
Pick him up. Put him here.

256
00:18:00,312 --> 00:18:04,385
- You're Black Doug! That's Black Doug!
- Shut the fuck up with that. Shut the fuck up.

257
00:18:04,550 --> 00:18:06,223
Oh, my God. It is.

258
00:18:06,785 --> 00:18:09,891
Alan, tell me right now,
why is Black Doug kidnapping us?

259
00:18:10,055 --> 00:18:12,331
- I said don't call me that shit no more.
<font color="#808080">STU:</font> - Sorry.

260
00:18:12,491 --> 00:18:14,732
- It ain't Alan's fault.
- Thank you, Black Doug.

261
00:18:15,160 --> 00:18:17,071
- Motherfucker!
<font color="#808080">PHIL:</font> - Doug!

262
00:18:17,229 --> 00:18:18,401
- Doug!
- Okay, okay.

263
00:18:18,564 --> 00:18:19,770
- Just Doug, okay?
- Yeah.

264
00:18:21,834 --> 00:18:23,040
Why are you doing this?

265
00:18:23,202 --> 00:18:24,613
<font color="#808080">MARSHALL:</font> Because...

266
00:18:26,705 --> 00:18:28,707
...I told him to.

267
00:18:28,874 --> 00:18:29,978
I'm Marshall.

268
00:18:30,876 --> 00:18:32,480
And whether you know it or not...

269
00:18:33,245 --> 00:18:35,623
...we all have something in common.

270
00:18:36,415 --> 00:18:40,989
And it all started four years ago
when this moron...

271
00:18:41,887 --> 00:18:45,096
...sold the wrong drugs to this dumb fuck.

272
00:18:45,257 --> 00:18:50,104
You have no idea the chain of events
that were set in motion that night...

273
00:18:50,262 --> 00:18:53,937
...in the parking lot of
a fucking liquor store.

274
00:19:13,652 --> 00:19:14,687
What up, nigga?

275
00:19:15,120 --> 00:19:16,497
Excuse me?

276
00:19:16,655 --> 00:19:19,101
Chill out, I'm not a cop.
Just in town for the night.

277
00:19:19,258 --> 00:19:21,329
Me and my boys looking to get our freak on.

278
00:19:23,595 --> 00:19:25,632
You sold Alan roofies.

279
00:19:25,931 --> 00:19:27,842
Oh, shit. I must've mixed up the bags.

280
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:29,343
My fault, Alan.

281
00:19:29,501 --> 00:19:32,505
Damn. Marshall gonna be pissed off at me
on that one.

282
00:19:32,804 --> 00:19:35,683
<font color="#D900D9">(ECHOING)</font> <i>Damn. Marshall gonna be
pissed off at me on that one.</i>

283
00:19:35,874 --> 00:19:37,376
Marshall?

284
00:19:37,543 --> 00:19:39,454
You're Marshall.

285
00:19:39,611 --> 00:19:41,887
You brought us out here because of that?

286
00:19:42,047 --> 00:19:43,219
<font color="#D900D9">(LAUGHS)</font>

287
00:19:43,382 --> 00:19:45,726
You're not here because of that.

288
00:19:45,884 --> 00:19:50,094
You're here because some Chinaman
I never heard of strolls into my town...

289
00:19:50,255 --> 00:19:52,599
...and takes one of my guys off the street.

290
00:19:52,758 --> 00:19:54,431
- Mr. Chow?
- Yes.

291
00:19:54,593 --> 00:19:56,766
Yes, Mr. Leslie fucking Chow.

292
00:19:56,929 --> 00:19:59,000
You introduced a virus into my life.

293
00:19:59,665 --> 00:20:01,008
Oh, God, what did he do?

294
00:20:01,166 --> 00:20:02,440
He fucked me in the ass.

295
00:20:02,601 --> 00:20:04,672
Oh, he does that from time to time.

296
00:20:05,904 --> 00:20:07,747
Not literally.

297
00:20:08,140 --> 00:20:09,175
Jesus!

298
00:20:12,177 --> 00:20:15,784
A few weeks after your
bullshit, I get word...

299
00:20:15,948 --> 00:20:18,622
...this sheik is coming in from Abu Dhabi.

300
00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:24,531
<font color="#808080">MARSHALL:</font> <i>He was looking to make some
less-than-legal investments.</i>

301
00:20:25,424 --> 00:20:26,903
<i>He brought his two wives...</i>

302
00:20:27,059 --> 00:20:30,302
<i>...and $42 million in gold bars.</i>

303
00:20:32,431 --> 00:20:33,569
<i>It was a lay-up.</i>

304
00:20:33,732 --> 00:20:35,143
<font color="#808080">MAN:</font> Get down! Get down!

305
00:20:38,036 --> 00:20:40,539
<font color="#808080">MARSHALL:</font> <i>We took it all.</i>

306
00:20:41,473 --> 00:20:45,478
<i>Two vans, each with 21 million in gold.</i>

307
00:20:45,978 --> 00:20:47,821
<i>My guys split up.</i>

308
00:20:49,648 --> 00:20:51,719
<i>One of them made it back...</i>

309
00:20:52,517 --> 00:20:54,827
<font color="#D900D9">(SIREN WAILING)</font>

310
00:20:55,187 --> 00:20:56,962
<i>...one of them didn't.</i>

311
00:21:05,731 --> 00:21:07,074
Is there a problem, officer?

312
00:21:07,232 --> 00:21:08,836
Not anymore, motherfucker.

313
00:21:09,001 --> 00:21:10,742
<font color="#D900D9">(LAUGHING)</font>

314
00:21:11,837 --> 00:21:15,546
Leslie Chow stole $21 million from me...

315
00:21:15,707 --> 00:21:17,084
...on a Tuesday.

316
00:21:17,376 --> 00:21:19,049
Oh, God.

317
00:21:19,411 --> 00:21:21,118
I looked everywhere for him.

318
00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:23,191
But he's gone, no one can find him.

319
00:21:23,348 --> 00:21:27,797
Until the little cockroach got
himself pinched in Bangkok.

320
00:21:31,056 --> 00:21:32,831
Sol pay him a visit.

321
00:21:33,759 --> 00:21:36,137
<font color="#808080">MARSHALL:</font> <i>I offer him a truce.</i>

322
00:21:36,728 --> 00:21:38,969
<i>I won't touch a hair on his head.</i>

323
00:21:39,131 --> 00:21:42,601
<i>I just want him to tell
me where my gold is.</i>

324
00:21:42,868 --> 00:21:44,472
<i>He refuses to talk.</i>

325
00:21:53,445 --> 00:21:56,483
Not only does he refuse to talk to me...

326
00:21:56,648 --> 00:22:00,562
...he has no communication with anyone
from the outside...

327
00:22:00,719 --> 00:22:02,027
...except you!

328
00:22:02,187 --> 00:22:03,530
Hey.

329
00:22:03,689 --> 00:22:05,100
It's unfair!

330
00:22:05,257 --> 00:22:06,895
Alan, you been talking to Chow?

331
00:22:07,059 --> 00:22:09,630
- They've been writing letters.
- Hey, those are private!

332
00:22:10,028 --> 00:22:15,171
"Dear Leslie, OMG, the McRib is back!
Why was it ever gone?"

333
00:22:15,334 --> 00:22:16,506
Exactly!

334
00:22:16,668 --> 00:22:19,581
"Dear Alan,
I threw urine on prison guard today."

335
00:22:19,738 --> 00:22:21,877
"Blamed it on cellmate.
Wish you were here."

336
00:22:22,040 --> 00:22:23,644
Yeah, I wish I could've seen that.

337
00:22:23,809 --> 00:22:27,916
Letter after letter of total nonsense...

338
00:22:28,080 --> 00:22:30,082
...except for one common thread:

339
00:22:30,248 --> 00:22:31,727
You guys!

340
00:22:32,617 --> 00:22:33,823
The wolf pack.

341
00:22:33,985 --> 00:22:35,396
Jesus Christ, Alan.

342
00:22:36,188 --> 00:22:39,169
Five weeks ago, Chow escaped
from maximum security detention.

343
00:22:39,691 --> 00:22:41,068
Oh, fuck.

344
00:22:41,226 --> 00:22:44,230
He stowed aboard a shipping freighter
bound for the West Coast.

345
00:22:48,433 --> 00:22:50,640
- Where is he?
- I don't know.

346
00:22:50,802 --> 00:22:53,942
Alan, if you know where he is,
you tell this man right now.

347
00:22:54,840 --> 00:22:58,185
Phil, I don't know, I swear.
I haven't talked to him in months.

348
00:23:04,282 --> 00:23:05,955
We gotta do it the hard way.

349
00:23:06,952 --> 00:23:08,761
<font color="#808080">STU:</font> Oh, no!
<font color="#808080">DOUG:</font> What the fuck? Hey!

350
00:23:08,920 --> 00:23:11,127
<font color="#808080">MARSHALL:</font> Let's go.
<font color="#808080">DOUG:</font> Hey! No! No! What the fuck?

351
00:23:11,289 --> 00:23:12,461
Whoa, what are you doing?

352
00:23:12,791 --> 00:23:15,772
Doug is my insurance. He stays with me.

353
00:23:15,927 --> 00:23:18,533
You don't give me Chow,
I blow his brains out.

354
00:23:18,697 --> 00:23:19,971
You go to the cops...

355
00:23:20,465 --> 00:23:21,671
...I blow his brains out.

356
00:23:21,833 --> 00:23:24,439
That's insane! We don't even know
where the fuck he is!

357
00:23:24,603 --> 00:23:26,446
No one does.

358
00:23:26,605 --> 00:23:30,052
But I figure the wolf pack
has the best chance of finding him.

359
00:23:30,208 --> 00:23:31,278
You have three days.

360
00:23:32,043 --> 00:23:33,454
Get to work.

361
00:23:35,881 --> 00:23:37,986
Can you take Stu instead?

362
00:23:38,250 --> 00:23:39,490
Fuck you, Alan.

363
00:23:42,053 --> 00:23:43,088
Shit.

364
00:23:48,493 --> 00:23:49,836
Shit!

365
00:23:50,896 --> 00:23:52,933
<font color="#808080">PHIL:</font> Alan.
<font color="#808080">ALAN:</font> Yeah, Phil?

366
00:23:53,098 --> 00:23:56,011
<font color="#808080">PHIL:</font> I need you to roll over here
and chew off these hand-ties.

367
00:23:56,168 --> 00:23:57,408
<font color="#808080">ALAN:</font> Okay.

368
00:23:59,337 --> 00:24:00,907
- Oh.
<font color="#808080">ALAN:</font> - Damn it!

369
00:24:01,106 --> 00:24:03,245
Ow. Oh, fuck!

370
00:24:03,708 --> 00:24:05,748
<font color="#808080">ALAN:</font> Got a little too much steam.
<font color="#808080">PHIL:</font> Get off me.

371
00:24:05,877 --> 00:24:07,948
<font color="#808080">ALAN:</font> All right, let me just shimmy down.

372
00:24:08,146 --> 00:24:10,422
- Would you just hold still? Hold still!
<font color="#808080">PHIL:</font> - Ow.

373
00:24:10,582 --> 00:24:11,890
<font color="#808080">STU:</font> Help!

374
00:24:12,751 --> 00:24:14,287
Help!

375
00:24:21,426 --> 00:24:23,428
<font color="#808080">PHIL:</font> Holy shit.

376
00:24:24,930 --> 00:24:26,136
What are we gonna do, Stu?

377
00:24:26,298 --> 00:24:28,972
<font color="#808080">STU:</font> - We're gonna go to the police.
- Oh, no, we're fucking not.

378
00:24:29,367 --> 00:24:31,176
Did you hear that guy?

379
00:24:31,336 --> 00:24:32,815
He will kill Doug, period.

380
00:24:33,572 --> 00:24:34,983
Chow is a cancer.

381
00:24:35,140 --> 00:24:37,484
He's been a cancer
since the first day we met him.

382
00:24:37,642 --> 00:24:40,384
We're gonna hand him over to Marshall
and then it's done.

383
00:24:40,545 --> 00:24:41,785
- Hey, Phil.
- Alan, not now.

384
00:24:41,947 --> 00:24:44,052
But I need you, Stu. I can't do this alone.

385
00:24:44,216 --> 00:24:47,060
Do what alone?
We have no idea where he even is.

386
00:24:47,219 --> 00:24:48,357
- Phil.
- What, Alan?

387
00:24:48,520 --> 00:24:51,091
I was gonna say I got this strange e-mail
the other day.

388
00:24:51,256 --> 00:24:54,703
I wasn't sure what it meant,
but now I think it might be from Chow.

389
00:24:56,495 --> 00:24:58,133
"Fatty, it feels good to be out."

390
00:24:58,296 --> 00:25:01,334
"I'm close by. Tell no one.
I'll be in touch."

391
00:25:01,500 --> 00:25:02,706
"Chow."

392
00:25:04,970 --> 00:25:08,076
This says "Chow."
How did you not know this was from Chow?

393
00:25:08,240 --> 00:25:10,652
At the time, I thought it was "Chow"
like "goodbye."

394
00:25:10,809 --> 00:25:12,482
You know, like, <i>"Chow, arrivederci."</i>

395
00:25:12,644 --> 00:25:15,181
- You know, Sbarro, Papa John's.
- I'm writing him back.

396
00:25:15,347 --> 00:25:17,122
Whoa, wait, wait. Just hold on.

397
00:25:17,282 --> 00:25:19,762
Gonna tell him you're happy he's out
and you'd love to see him.

398
00:25:19,918 --> 00:25:22,091
Ooh, I would love to see him.

399
00:25:22,787 --> 00:25:24,596
Do you even know what's going on?

400
00:25:24,756 --> 00:25:28,636
Yes, I do. Phil's doing all the work,
I'm his assistant...

401
00:25:28,793 --> 00:25:32,536
- ...you're standing there looking like an idiot.
- I'm gonna arrange a meeting...

402
00:25:32,697 --> 00:25:35,610
- ...and we're gonna take him out.
- "Take him out"?

403
00:25:35,767 --> 00:25:37,906
Who says that?
How do we take someone out?

404
00:25:39,538 --> 00:25:41,279
We'll use drugs.

405
00:25:41,439 --> 00:25:43,180
Prescription drugs.

406
00:25:43,341 --> 00:25:45,787
You know, the kind a dentist has access to.

407
00:25:45,944 --> 00:25:49,289
Good luck finding a dentist
who will write fake prescriptions.

408
00:25:49,447 --> 00:25:51,723
Oh, I know one. His name is Stuart Price.

409
00:25:51,883 --> 00:25:53,692
Now let's go find a fucking pharmacy.

410
00:25:54,986 --> 00:25:58,058
Whoo! You just got schooled, son.

411
00:25:58,557 --> 00:25:59,797
Are you coming or not?

412
00:25:59,958 --> 00:26:01,403
I don't like this plan.

413
00:26:01,560 --> 00:26:04,131
Okay, then. Ciao.

414
00:26:07,265 --> 00:26:09,267
<font color="#D900D9">(ALAN LAUGHS)</font>

415
00:26:11,403 --> 00:26:13,747
I got a pretty dope sense of humor, bro!

416
00:26:13,905 --> 00:26:16,818
<font color="#D900D9">(ALAN CONTINUES LAUGHING)</font>

417
00:26:18,176 --> 00:26:20,816
<font color="#808080">MAN:</font> This amount with syringes is just weird.
Go check it out.

418
00:26:22,414 --> 00:26:23,552
Everything okay?

419
00:26:23,715 --> 00:26:25,888
Well, it's just a strange request.

420
00:26:26,051 --> 00:26:28,258
This drug in this amount
and a pack of syringes.

421
00:26:28,420 --> 00:26:30,491
- It's just a little weird.
- Yeah.

422
00:26:30,655 --> 00:26:33,568
It's just kind of an emergency, so...

423
00:26:33,725 --> 00:26:37,434
See, that right there, and you're acting
all fidgety, plus you look like shit...

424
00:26:37,596 --> 00:26:39,837
...in our business, these
are all red flags.

425
00:26:39,998 --> 00:26:42,239
I need to call the doctor,
make sure everything's okay.

426
00:26:42,400 --> 00:26:46,473
Aha. You're in luck, because I actually am
the prescribing doctor.

427
00:26:46,638 --> 00:26:48,948
Oh, boy. Another red flag.

428
00:26:53,345 --> 00:26:54,847
It says here you're a dentist.

429
00:26:55,013 --> 00:26:58,153
Yeah. Doctor of Dental Science.

430
00:26:59,084 --> 00:27:00,927
This is fucked up.

431
00:27:01,586 --> 00:27:02,929
Hey, Dad?

432
00:27:03,355 --> 00:27:05,062
I think we got a live one.

433
00:27:09,361 --> 00:27:10,499
How'd we do?

434
00:27:10,662 --> 00:27:13,541
We did good.
I got Demerol, a pack of syringes...

435
00:27:13,698 --> 00:27:16,702
...and almost lost my dental license.

436
00:27:16,868 --> 00:27:18,814
- What about Chow? Anything?
- No.

437
00:27:18,970 --> 00:27:21,678
Oh, look at this.
He e-mailed me like 20 minutes ago.

438
00:27:22,207 --> 00:27:24,050
Alan, we've been sit...

439
00:27:24,209 --> 00:27:25,654
Give me the phone, please.

440
00:27:25,844 --> 00:27:27,846
- What does it say?
- Oh, wow.

441
00:27:28,113 --> 00:27:31,185
He wants to meet Alan tonight at 8.
It says come alone.

442
00:27:31,349 --> 00:27:33,090
- Come alone where?
- A bus stop.

443
00:27:34,285 --> 00:27:35,491
In Tijuana.

444
00:27:35,654 --> 00:27:37,133
Tijuana's the bomb.

445
00:27:37,288 --> 00:27:38,631
Oh, fuck.

446
00:27:38,790 --> 00:27:42,169
No, that's perfect.
No, it's like a three-hour drive from here.

447
00:27:42,594 --> 00:27:44,665
Yeah, Stu, try reading a map.

448
00:27:45,230 --> 00:27:48,234
Yeah, Alan, try reading anything ever.

449
00:27:48,400 --> 00:27:51,074
Yeah, Stu, try not having
such big horse teeth.

450
00:27:54,272 --> 00:27:56,479
<font color="#808080">PHIL:</font> All right, we need a plan.

451
00:27:56,641 --> 00:27:59,087
They're meeting on a bus bench
in a public place...

452
00:27:59,244 --> 00:28:02,316
...so Alan needs to convince Chow
to go someplace more private.

453
00:28:02,480 --> 00:28:06,087
Someplace where we can sneak up on him
and drug him.

454
00:28:06,651 --> 00:28:07,686
Like where?

455
00:28:07,886 --> 00:28:09,388
I don't know, like an alley.

456
00:28:09,554 --> 00:28:10,897
What about a movie theater?

457
00:28:11,623 --> 00:28:13,330
Fuck, that's actually a great idea.

458
00:28:13,625 --> 00:28:15,798
The lights go down...

459
00:28:15,960 --> 00:28:19,032
...we take the seats behind him,
we jab him and it's fucking done.

460
00:28:19,330 --> 00:28:22,038
I'll jab him if you want.
I've drugged people before.

461
00:28:22,434 --> 00:28:23,879
Yeah, us.

462
00:28:24,035 --> 00:28:27,539
No offense, but we're not letting you
handle any drugs. You'll kill someone.

463
00:28:27,706 --> 00:28:29,276
Oh, please, I'm an expert.

464
00:28:29,441 --> 00:28:31,250
Remember the marshmallows in Thailand?

465
00:28:31,509 --> 00:28:32,544
Yeah?

466
00:28:32,711 --> 00:28:36,158
I made it so you could eat at least three
before hitting a fatal dose.

467
00:28:37,415 --> 00:28:38,917
Wait.

468
00:28:39,084 --> 00:28:42,793
So you're saying I would've died
if I had had four?

469
00:28:43,188 --> 00:28:45,361
Nobody eats four marshmallows, Stu.

470
00:28:45,523 --> 00:28:48,163
That insane theory is the only reason
I'm still alive?

471
00:28:48,326 --> 00:28:50,863
Yes! And you're welcome, by the way.

472
00:28:51,029 --> 00:28:53,441
<font color="#808080">STU:</font> Don't say "you're welcome"
for almost killing me.

473
00:28:53,598 --> 00:28:54,633
- Fine.
- Thank you.

474
00:28:54,799 --> 00:28:56,710
- You're welcome.
- Goddamn it!

475
00:29:25,830 --> 00:29:28,333
<font color="#D900D9">(THE COASTERS' "DOWN IN MEXICO"
PLAYING ON RADIO)</font>

476
00:29:32,771 --> 00:29:34,148
<font color="#808080">PHIL:</font> Oh, God.

477
00:29:35,473 --> 00:29:37,350
You know, you were right.

478
00:29:37,976 --> 00:29:42,356
- About what?
- That place in Arizona. It's not gonna help him.

479
00:29:43,848 --> 00:29:46,522
There is no facility that can fix this guy.

480
00:29:47,418 --> 00:29:50,228
We're gonna spend the rest of our lives
dealing with him...

481
00:29:50,388 --> 00:29:53,665
...because we're all he has now.

482
00:29:54,359 --> 00:29:56,430
You realize that? We're it.

483
00:29:58,596 --> 00:30:00,098
Oh, shit, check it out.

484
00:30:00,565 --> 00:30:01,635
Is that Chow?

485
00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:03,541
Hey, fat stuff.

486
00:30:03,701 --> 00:30:04,941
- Leslie.
- Uh-uh-uh.

487
00:30:05,103 --> 00:30:07,447
- Act cool. Eyes forward.
- Yeah, okay.

488
00:30:07,772 --> 00:30:10,116
- Anyone follow you?
- No, I don't think so.

489
00:30:10,275 --> 00:30:11,618
Good, good.

490
00:30:11,776 --> 00:30:15,280
Gotta keep low profile right now.
Chow wanted man.

491
00:30:15,647 --> 00:30:17,490
Can't trust anyone.

492
00:30:17,649 --> 00:30:20,630
Quick, give me some sugar.
Come on, come on, come on.

493
00:30:22,654 --> 00:30:23,826
<font color="#808080">PHIL:</font> What the fuck?

494
00:30:23,988 --> 00:30:25,990
Did he just kiss him?

495
00:30:26,157 --> 00:30:29,263
Listen, I'm in a bit of a pickle, Alan.

496
00:30:29,427 --> 00:30:32,169
- I need a friend.
- Well, I'm your friend, Leslie.

497
00:30:32,597 --> 00:30:35,271
Exactly. That's why I called you down here.

498
00:30:35,433 --> 00:30:38,346
You're the only person I can trust
in this shit-hole of a life.

499
00:30:38,503 --> 00:30:40,847
That's not true.
Stu and Phil are your friends.

500
00:30:41,406 --> 00:30:43,113
Oh, really?

501
00:30:43,308 --> 00:30:44,719
That's interesting.

502
00:30:45,343 --> 00:30:46,686
Where are they?

503
00:30:47,812 --> 00:30:49,587
- Around.
- Around where?

504
00:30:49,747 --> 00:30:50,953
I don't know.

505
00:30:56,955 --> 00:31:00,232
- Motherfucker! I told you to come alone!
- Leslie.

506
00:31:00,391 --> 00:31:01,426
Shit.

507
00:31:01,593 --> 00:31:03,073
- What happened?
<font color="#808080">STU:</font> - Is he leaving?

508
00:31:03,194 --> 00:31:05,262
<font color="#808080">ALAN:</font> We'll talk more! I'll
give you another kiss!

509
00:31:05,263 --> 00:31:06,401
<font color="#808080">STU:</font> He's coming this way.

510
00:31:06,564 --> 00:31:08,339
Get down. Get down.

511
00:31:08,499 --> 00:31:10,877
<font color="#808080">PHIL:</font> - Fuck.
- Leslie!

512
00:31:11,035 --> 00:31:12,946
Oh, fuck.

513
00:31:13,705 --> 00:31:15,707
- Get out of the car, you mutts!
- Leslie, no!

514
00:31:15,874 --> 00:31:18,377
- Get off me, fat clown!
- Chow! Chow, calm down!

515
00:31:18,543 --> 00:31:20,580
- Who sent you?
- No one! No.

516
00:31:20,745 --> 00:31:24,022
- We just wanted to see you!
- Liar! No one wants to see Chow!

517
00:31:24,182 --> 00:31:27,254
No, we... We miss you.

518
00:31:27,418 --> 00:31:30,194
- What?
- We miss you, Chow!

519
00:31:30,355 --> 00:31:32,631
- That's it.
- Yeah.

520
00:31:32,790 --> 00:31:34,292
We miss you.

521
00:31:35,493 --> 00:31:36,597
You miss me?

522
00:31:37,362 --> 00:31:38,864
So much.

523
00:31:43,201 --> 00:31:45,704
You miss Chow.

524
00:31:47,305 --> 00:31:48,375
Yeah, buddy.

525
00:31:48,840 --> 00:31:51,320
We love you, Chow.

526
00:31:59,617 --> 00:32:04,828
<font color="#D900D9">(SINGING)</font> <i>I hurt myself today</i>

527
00:32:05,690 --> 00:32:10,105
<i>To see if I still feel</i>

528
00:32:10,895 --> 00:32:14,308
<i>I focus on the pain</i>

529
00:32:16,067 --> 00:32:21,107
<i>The only thing that's real</i>

530
00:32:21,673 --> 00:32:24,847
<i>What have I become</i>

531
00:32:25,009 --> 00:32:27,250
What the fuck am I watching?

532
00:32:27,578 --> 00:32:30,525
<i>My sweetest friend</i>

533
00:32:32,083 --> 00:32:35,690
<i>Everyone I know</i>

534
00:32:35,853 --> 00:32:37,264
<i>Goes away in the end</i>

535
00:32:37,422 --> 00:32:40,028
- Is that gonna be enough?
<font color="#808080">STU:</font> - Oh, yeah.

536
00:32:42,293 --> 00:32:45,866
This will take about a minute to kick in.
We'll tell the waitress he's drunk.

537
00:32:46,030 --> 00:32:48,340
By the time we get to the car,
he'll be out cold.

538
00:32:48,499 --> 00:32:51,378
<i>My empire of dirt</i>

539
00:32:52,370 --> 00:32:56,477
<i>I will let you down</i>

540
00:32:57,675 --> 00:33:02,215
<i>I will make you hurt</i>

541
00:33:03,114 --> 00:33:04,388
<font color="#D900D9">(CROWD APPLAUDS)</font>

542
00:33:08,086 --> 00:33:09,929
Alan, sit down.

543
00:33:11,089 --> 00:33:12,625
That was really nice, Chow.

544
00:33:12,790 --> 00:33:13,928
Thanks, Phil.

545
00:33:14,092 --> 00:33:16,629
The key is to sing from your heart.

546
00:33:16,794 --> 00:33:19,138
So Mexico, huh?
What are you doing down here?

547
00:33:19,297 --> 00:33:23,268
You know, fucking, doing blow.
Same old, same old.

548
00:33:23,434 --> 00:33:24,845
Ooh, I got into cockfighting.

549
00:33:25,003 --> 00:33:27,643
- Oh, cockfighting. That sounds wonderful.
<font color="#808080">CHOW:</font> - Yes.

550
00:33:27,839 --> 00:33:29,978
Basically, been killing it down here.

551
00:33:30,408 --> 00:33:33,878
That is just terrific. Right?

552
00:33:34,045 --> 00:33:36,958
I mean, that's terrific.
I think that calls for a toast.

553
00:33:37,115 --> 00:33:38,355
I like that.

554
00:33:38,516 --> 00:33:40,325
- To killing it.
- Killing it.

555
00:33:40,485 --> 00:33:42,590
Yeah, to killing it.

556
00:33:43,554 --> 00:33:44,692
Mm.

557
00:33:52,230 --> 00:33:53,675
You okay, Chow?

558
00:33:54,032 --> 00:33:55,943
I don't know. You tell me.

559
00:33:56,100 --> 00:33:57,943
<font color="#D900D9">(CHUCKLES)</font>

560
00:33:59,804 --> 00:34:02,250
So how many rooster birds do you have,
Chow?

561
00:34:05,410 --> 00:34:07,356
- Aah!
- Huh?

562
00:34:08,446 --> 00:34:11,120
- Shh. Act cool or I open his vein.
- Oh, my God.

563
00:34:11,516 --> 00:34:13,120
Why you wanna drug poor Chow?

564
00:34:13,284 --> 00:34:16,458
No, no. It's not what you think.
There's this guy Marshall.

565
00:34:16,621 --> 00:34:18,760
Marshall? How you know that fat fuck?

566
00:34:18,923 --> 00:34:22,803
He says you took his gold. He's got Doug.
He'll kill him unless we bring you back.

567
00:34:22,960 --> 00:34:26,237
It's true! I swear to God, it's true!

568
00:34:26,864 --> 00:34:29,071
Chow. Chow, that's the truth.

569
00:34:32,070 --> 00:34:34,846
Goddamn it!

570
00:34:35,640 --> 00:34:37,119
That motherfucker.

571
00:34:37,275 --> 00:34:39,084
Stu, you okay?

572
00:34:39,243 --> 00:34:40,722
- You all right?
- No.

573
00:34:41,279 --> 00:34:42,724
<font color="#808080">PHIL:</font> We're sorry, Chow.

574
00:34:42,880 --> 00:34:44,655
We're sorry.

575
00:34:44,816 --> 00:34:47,797
- We didn't know what else to do.
- Next time, don't lie to Chow.

576
00:34:47,952 --> 00:34:51,399
You're right. You are so right,
and we made a huge mistake.

577
00:34:54,926 --> 00:34:56,564
So, what do we do now?

578
00:34:56,828 --> 00:34:58,068
<font color="#808080">CHOW:</font> That depends.

579
00:34:59,530 --> 00:35:01,009
Can I trust you?

580
00:35:06,270 --> 00:35:08,341
What is this place, Chow?

581
00:35:08,506 --> 00:35:10,008
<font color="#808080">CHOW:</font> My house.

582
00:35:10,875 --> 00:35:13,116
Chow used to be on top of the world.

583
00:35:13,277 --> 00:35:16,884
Had three beautiful homes
in three different countries.

584
00:35:17,515 --> 00:35:20,257
But this one, my Mexican villa...

585
00:35:20,985 --> 00:35:22,692
...this was my favorite.

586
00:35:23,554 --> 00:35:25,295
And everything got fucked.

587
00:35:25,990 --> 00:35:29,233
Chow go to prison, all my property seized.

588
00:35:29,393 --> 00:35:31,066
My homes...

589
00:35:31,229 --> 00:35:33,436
...sold at auction to highest bidders.

590
00:35:34,365 --> 00:35:37,209
But I know something no one else knows.

591
00:35:37,435 --> 00:35:40,041
This house is where I stashed the gold.

592
00:35:40,938 --> 00:35:42,918
- Marshall's gold?
- Yep.

593
00:35:43,241 --> 00:35:45,152
Hid it inside the basement wall.

594
00:35:46,944 --> 00:35:48,890
No one knows it's there.

595
00:35:49,380 --> 00:35:51,018
We're gonna go get it.

596
00:35:51,616 --> 00:35:54,222
Wait. You mean break in?

597
00:35:55,520 --> 00:35:58,126
Look, Marshall wants his gold.

598
00:35:58,289 --> 00:36:00,997
And he's gonna hunt me down
until he gets it.

599
00:36:01,159 --> 00:36:03,036
If we show up without it, he'll kill me.

600
00:36:03,194 --> 00:36:05,174
We're not breaking in anywhere.

601
00:36:05,329 --> 00:36:08,469
Not anywhere, Stu. My house.

602
00:36:08,633 --> 00:36:10,476
It's piece of cake.

603
00:36:10,635 --> 00:36:12,478
I know every square inch of this place.

604
00:36:13,905 --> 00:36:18,684
The best part, the guy we're stealing
it from doesn't even know it's there.

605
00:36:19,043 --> 00:36:21,080
So he'll never know it's gone.

606
00:36:25,750 --> 00:36:27,491
You guys know what's going on, right?

607
00:36:28,152 --> 00:36:29,324
What do you mean?

608
00:36:29,487 --> 00:36:33,060
Well, and please correct me if I'm wrong,
we're not breaking into this house.

609
00:36:33,958 --> 00:36:35,631
This house is too small.

610
00:36:35,793 --> 00:36:38,706
We're breaking into another house.
This is just a model, right?

611
00:36:38,863 --> 00:36:40,501
What? Alan, no!

612
00:36:41,299 --> 00:36:42,676
My chickens!

613
00:36:42,833 --> 00:36:44,113
<font color="#D900D9">(PHIL GRUNTING
AND STU SCREAMING)</font>

614
00:36:44,268 --> 00:36:45,542
Oh, shit!

615
00:36:45,703 --> 00:36:46,743
<font color="#808080">PHIL:</font> Chow, what the fuck?

616
00:36:46,904 --> 00:36:50,545
<font color="#808080">CHOW:</font> Watch out for the claws!
They're trained to kill!

617
00:36:50,708 --> 00:36:52,915
His beak is so sharp!

618
00:36:53,077 --> 00:36:54,112
Ow! Ow!

619
00:36:54,278 --> 00:36:55,450
<font color="#D900D9">(GUNSHOT)</font>

620
00:36:55,613 --> 00:36:58,093
- Oh, fuck!
- Stay still, I'm trying to help.

621
00:36:58,249 --> 00:36:59,922
- Don't!
<font color="#808080">STU:</font> - Get it off!

622
00:37:02,453 --> 00:37:05,366
- Fucking bull's-eye!
- Are you out of your mind?

623
00:37:05,523 --> 00:37:07,799
Shoot it! Shoot it! Shoot it!

624
00:37:10,494 --> 00:37:11,939
<font color="#808080">PHIL:</font> Stu, the window!

625
00:37:14,799 --> 00:37:15,971
- Get it out!
- Okay, okay!

626
00:37:16,133 --> 00:37:17,544
Get it out!

627
00:37:21,372 --> 00:37:22,976
<font color="#808080">CHOW:</font> Shh, shh, shh.

628
00:37:23,174 --> 00:37:26,712
Don't struggle. Let go.

629
00:37:30,248 --> 00:37:32,751
You won a lot of fights, Wallace.

630
00:37:33,851 --> 00:37:34,955
Not this time.

631
00:37:37,188 --> 00:37:40,795
<font color="#D900D9">(GRUNTING)</font>

632
00:37:44,495 --> 00:37:48,443
- What the fuck is wrong with those chickens?
- They're angry.

633
00:37:48,599 --> 00:37:50,476
All I feed them is cocaine.

634
00:37:51,435 --> 00:37:52,971
And chicken.

635
00:37:53,304 --> 00:37:55,181
<font color="#D900D9">(CHOW LAUGHS)</font>

636
00:37:58,876 --> 00:38:00,253
<font color="#808080">PHIL:</font> That's some house, Chow.

637
00:38:00,411 --> 00:38:04,188
<font color="#808080">CHOW:</font> It was my Shangri-La. Now it's gone.

638
00:38:05,082 --> 00:38:09,497
Could you not spit inside my minivan,
please? Jesus.

639
00:38:10,021 --> 00:38:11,193
Who lives there now?

640
00:38:11,355 --> 00:38:13,995
<font color="#808080">CHOW:</font> Some dot-com millionaire.
He's never here.

641
00:38:14,158 --> 00:38:15,728
This is a vacation home.

642
00:38:15,893 --> 00:38:17,668
The help doesn't show up on Sundays.

643
00:38:18,162 --> 00:38:20,335
No one there but the guard dogs. Stu?

644
00:38:20,498 --> 00:38:24,310
We'll toss these burgers over the gate,
wait for the Demerol to kick in.

645
00:38:24,468 --> 00:38:26,914
Make sure you put in enough to kill them.

646
00:38:27,071 --> 00:38:29,108
We're not gonna kill the dogs, Chow.

647
00:38:29,273 --> 00:38:30,946
This will knock them out for hours.

648
00:38:31,108 --> 00:38:33,384
Oh, I'm sorry.
I didn't know you worked for PETA.

649
00:38:33,544 --> 00:38:35,649
- What a pussy.
- Ha-ha-ha.

650
00:38:39,650 --> 00:38:41,652
<font color="#D900D9">(BARKING)</font>

651
00:39:07,244 --> 00:39:08,780
Alan, take that.

652
00:39:10,047 --> 00:39:11,082
Aah!

653
00:39:11,248 --> 00:39:13,159
<font color="#D900D9">(GRUNTING)</font>

654
00:39:14,151 --> 00:39:15,755
- Where are you going?
- You'll see.

655
00:39:16,087 --> 00:39:17,498
Pardon me, little loser.

656
00:39:18,022 --> 00:39:21,094
Excuse me, fucking asshole.

657
00:39:22,426 --> 00:39:23,734
Follow me.

658
00:39:25,830 --> 00:39:29,039
<font color="#808080">CHOW:</font> <i>Okay, here's the deal:
two security panels inside.</i>

659
00:39:29,200 --> 00:39:31,874
<i>If you cut only one wire,
it triggers alarm.</i>

660
00:39:32,036 --> 00:39:34,073
<i>Place will be crawling with cops.</i>

661
00:39:34,238 --> 00:39:37,685
But if you cut wire on both panels
at same time, alarm disabled.

662
00:39:37,842 --> 00:39:40,914
Yeah, but how are we gonna get inside
without tripping the alarm?

663
00:39:41,078 --> 00:39:42,785
Check this out.

664
00:39:43,681 --> 00:39:45,058
<font color="#D900D9">(CHOW CHUCKLES)</font>

665
00:39:45,249 --> 00:39:47,388
- Any more stupid questions?
<font color="#808080">PHIL:</font> - Whoa.

666
00:39:47,551 --> 00:39:49,121
Now, who's coming with me?

667
00:39:49,520 --> 00:39:50,624
I'll do it.

668
00:39:51,188 --> 00:39:52,223
You wanna tell him?

669
00:39:53,524 --> 00:39:54,559
Oh, um...

670
00:39:56,961 --> 00:39:58,804
Alan, you're just too fat.

671
00:39:59,497 --> 00:40:00,840
Roger that.

672
00:40:16,614 --> 00:40:18,184
Ow. Ahh.

673
00:40:18,349 --> 00:40:20,226
<font color="#808080">CHOW:</font> You kicked me, you motherfucker.

674
00:40:23,788 --> 00:40:26,325
No, no, no. Don't get up.
Will trip motion detectors.

675
00:40:26,490 --> 00:40:27,696
Stay low like dog.

676
00:40:27,858 --> 00:40:29,804
Okay. Good idea.

677
00:40:30,361 --> 00:40:32,864
- Which way?
- In there. The kitchen.

678
00:40:35,266 --> 00:40:36,836
Aah! What the fuck is that?

679
00:40:37,001 --> 00:40:40,312
Ha, ha.
I'm saying hello. We're dogs, remember?

680
00:40:40,738 --> 00:40:41,773
<font color="#D900D9">(CHOW LAUGHS)</font>

681
00:40:48,212 --> 00:40:49,350
Hey, Stu?

682
00:40:49,513 --> 00:40:50,924
Check it out.

683
00:40:52,516 --> 00:40:54,996
Oh, my God! So gross!

684
00:40:55,152 --> 00:40:56,529
<font color="#D900D9">(RETCHES)</font>

685
00:40:56,687 --> 00:40:58,291
<font color="#D900D9">(LAUGHING)</font>

686
00:40:58,456 --> 00:41:00,959
God! Chow, cut it out!

687
00:41:14,338 --> 00:41:16,318
Okay, I'm here.

688
00:41:16,474 --> 00:41:17,953
Now what?

689
00:41:18,108 --> 00:41:20,384
Pull the cover off so
you can see the wires.

690
00:41:20,544 --> 00:41:21,579
Okay.

691
00:41:24,648 --> 00:41:27,219
Okay. Done!

692
00:41:27,384 --> 00:41:30,263
<font color="#808080">CHOW:</font> Okay, on three, cut the gray wire.

693
00:41:30,421 --> 00:41:32,401
One, two...

694
00:41:32,556 --> 00:41:33,694
<font color="#808080">STU:</font> Wait. Wait, wait, wait!

695
00:41:33,858 --> 00:41:36,464
I don't have a gray wire.
I have red, green and yellow.

696
00:41:36,627 --> 00:41:40,507
That's weird. I have light gray,
medium gray, dark gray.

697
00:41:41,165 --> 00:41:42,337
You do?

698
00:41:42,733 --> 00:41:44,007
Motherfucker.

699
00:41:44,368 --> 00:41:46,644
My bad. I'm colorblind.

700
00:41:46,804 --> 00:41:47,839
You're what?

701
00:41:48,005 --> 00:41:50,144
<font color="#808080">CHOW:</font> Fuck it, just cut the middle one.

702
00:41:50,674 --> 00:41:53,621
No, my middle one could be different.
The wires are all twisted.

703
00:41:53,777 --> 00:41:56,690
<font color="#808080">CHOW:</font> - On three. One, two...
- Chow, stop!

704
00:41:57,448 --> 00:41:58,552
God.

705
00:41:59,116 --> 00:42:01,153
Hold on, I'm coming to you.

706
00:42:02,453 --> 00:42:04,126
What the fuck's taking them so long?

707
00:42:04,288 --> 00:42:06,894
Where'd you get that
shirt, the Diesel store?

708
00:42:08,959 --> 00:42:10,199
Phil.

709
00:42:10,361 --> 00:42:11,840
What?

710
00:42:12,496 --> 00:42:14,999
It's a cute top. Where
did you get that shirt?

711
00:42:19,169 --> 00:42:20,409
<font color="#808080">CHOW:</font> What's the problem?

712
00:42:22,540 --> 00:42:25,282
Just point to the wire you want me to cut.

713
00:42:25,442 --> 00:42:27,683
- This gray one right here.
- Great.

714
00:42:27,845 --> 00:42:29,791
For your information, that's green.

715
00:42:30,114 --> 00:42:31,616
Ooh, tsk, tsk, tsk.

716
00:42:31,782 --> 00:42:32,852
Which one's red?

717
00:42:33,017 --> 00:42:35,122
The one in your left hand.

718
00:42:35,286 --> 00:42:40,099
- Wait, which hand is that? I'm also dyslexic.
- What the fuck?

719
00:42:41,225 --> 00:42:44,365
- Where'd you get it?
- I don't know. I'll find out, I'll get you one.

720
00:42:44,528 --> 00:42:48,806
There's a cool Diesel store in the mall that I
like to go to. Right next to the food court.

721
00:42:48,966 --> 00:42:50,946
I don't know if it's Diesel.

722
00:42:51,468 --> 00:42:53,277
Looks like a Diesel.

723
00:42:55,773 --> 00:42:57,047
What's the matter with you?

724
00:42:57,207 --> 00:42:59,881
Okay, you're still holding
the one I left you with, right?

725
00:43:00,044 --> 00:43:01,318
<font color="#808080">CHOW:</font> Pretty much. Heh, heh.

726
00:43:01,478 --> 00:43:03,082
<font color="#808080">STU:</font> Oh, fuck.

727
00:43:03,247 --> 00:43:05,158
All right. On three!

728
00:43:06,317 --> 00:43:07,455
One...

729
00:43:08,252 --> 00:43:09,356
...two...

730
00:43:10,254 --> 00:43:11,392
...three.

731
00:43:14,992 --> 00:43:16,835
<font color="#D900D9">(SIGHS)</font>

732
00:43:17,328 --> 00:43:19,467
<font color="#808080">CHOW:</font> Holy shit, it worked.

733
00:43:23,667 --> 00:43:24,771
All good?

734
00:43:25,603 --> 00:43:27,378
- Easy peasy.
<font color="#808080">PHIL:</font> - All right.

735
00:43:27,538 --> 00:43:28,710
You have no idea.

736
00:43:28,872 --> 00:43:29,976
Come on.

737
00:43:31,275 --> 00:43:32,948
Whoops.

738
00:43:33,711 --> 00:43:35,657
- Jesus, be careful, Chow.
- Ha, ha.

739
00:43:35,813 --> 00:43:37,520
Fuck this guy.

740
00:43:37,681 --> 00:43:40,753
Living in my house. Living my life.

741
00:43:40,918 --> 00:43:42,591
Can we just stick to the plan?

742
00:43:42,753 --> 00:43:43,788
Fine.

743
00:43:44,922 --> 00:43:47,061
Ha, ha. Ruined.

744
00:43:48,692 --> 00:43:50,433
He is completely out of control.

745
00:43:50,594 --> 00:43:52,505
Let's just get this done.

746
00:43:57,034 --> 00:43:59,605
This way. Come on, come on.

747
00:44:07,277 --> 00:44:09,052
It's buried behind this wall.

748
00:44:09,513 --> 00:44:12,119
- Alan.
- Here you go, boss.

749
00:44:17,354 --> 00:44:18,560
Aah!

750
00:44:19,256 --> 00:44:20,291
Fuck!

751
00:44:20,457 --> 00:44:22,596
- You okay?
<font color="#808080">CHOW:</font> - Yeah, I'm okay.

752
00:44:22,760 --> 00:44:24,433
Just warming up.

753
00:44:24,595 --> 00:44:27,405
It's so heavy. Do we have a lighter one?

754
00:44:27,564 --> 00:44:31,535
- Why don't you just let me do it, Chow?
- Okay. Either way, you or me. Same thing.

755
00:44:43,247 --> 00:44:45,693
You might wanna take your shirt off.
Makes it easier.

756
00:44:45,849 --> 00:44:48,853
- What?
- I've heard that too.

757
00:45:15,846 --> 00:45:20,556
<font color="#D900D9">(PANTING)</font>

758
00:45:25,155 --> 00:45:29,228
See that? Chow come back for you.

759
00:45:47,144 --> 00:45:48,316
<font color="#808080">PHIL:</font> That's the last of it.

760
00:45:48,979 --> 00:45:50,481
You sure?

761
00:45:51,749 --> 00:45:53,956
- Yeah.
- You triple sure?

762
00:45:54,985 --> 00:45:58,660
- Yes!
- Good! Heh-heh-heh.

763
00:46:00,190 --> 00:46:01,396
Chow?

764
00:46:07,698 --> 00:46:08,938
Chow?

765
00:46:09,666 --> 00:46:10,736
Chow!

766
00:46:12,169 --> 00:46:13,580
Chow!

767
00:46:15,139 --> 00:46:16,413
Chow!

768
00:46:16,573 --> 00:46:18,018
Chow!

769
00:46:27,351 --> 00:46:30,161
Chow, open this fucking door right now!

770
00:46:45,235 --> 00:46:46,805
<font color="#808080">PHIL:</font> Chow!

771
00:46:47,404 --> 00:46:50,977
<font color="#D900D9">(ALARM BLARING)</font>

772
00:47:06,957 --> 00:47:08,561
<font color="#808080">OFFICER:</font> Stuart Price.

773
00:47:08,992 --> 00:47:11,495
No felonies. One arrest:

774
00:47:11,662 --> 00:47:12,697
Las Vegas, Nevada.

775
00:47:15,065 --> 00:47:16,169
Phil Wenneck.

776
00:47:16,333 --> 00:47:18,244
No felonies. One arrest:

777
00:47:18,569 --> 00:47:20,879
Also Las Vegas, Nevada.

778
00:47:24,608 --> 00:47:26,315
Alan Garner.

779
00:47:31,415 --> 00:47:32,985
Is this record accurate?

780
00:47:38,455 --> 00:47:39,900
Uh-huh.

781
00:47:40,958 --> 00:47:42,699
I did that. Mm-hm.

782
00:47:42,860 --> 00:47:44,339
Yeah.

783
00:47:45,295 --> 00:47:48,674
Masturbating on a city bus.
Yep, that was me.

784
00:47:48,832 --> 00:47:50,709
Look, we've been here for 5 hours.

785
00:47:50,868 --> 00:47:52,779
We already told your guys everything.

786
00:47:52,936 --> 00:47:54,006
No.

787
00:47:54,171 --> 00:47:56,742
You told them a story
about a little Chinese man.

788
00:47:56,907 --> 00:47:59,513
Leslie Chow. He's an international
criminal. Look it up.

789
00:47:59,676 --> 00:48:02,555
A little Chinese man that no one in town
has seen or heard of.

790
00:48:02,713 --> 00:48:05,193
The hotel where you say he's staying?
No one there.

791
00:48:05,349 --> 00:48:07,386
Probably because he left town.

792
00:48:08,051 --> 00:48:09,496
That's one theory.

793
00:48:09,653 --> 00:48:11,394
Another theory is that you're lying.

794
00:48:11,755 --> 00:48:14,258
<font color="#D900D9">(ALAN LAUGHING)</font>

795
00:48:14,458 --> 00:48:17,803
"Lewd behavior, Cracker Barrel,
Christmas Eve."

796
00:48:21,632 --> 00:48:25,239
<font color="#D900D9">(SPEAKING IN SPANISH)</font>

797
00:48:26,103 --> 00:48:27,241
Excuse me.

798
00:48:33,277 --> 00:48:35,154
We're fucking dead.

799
00:48:36,046 --> 00:48:38,856
Why would Mr. Chow do this?

800
00:48:39,683 --> 00:48:42,823
Because he's a greedy piece of shit
who used us.

801
00:48:43,787 --> 00:48:45,960
- Yeah, but he's our friend.
- Oh.

802
00:48:46,123 --> 00:48:47,625
Grow up, Alan.

803
00:48:51,261 --> 00:48:52,433
You're free to leave.

804
00:48:52,596 --> 00:48:54,872
All the charges have been dropped.

805
00:48:55,532 --> 00:48:56,670
By who?

806
00:48:56,833 --> 00:48:58,312
<font color="#808080">OFFICER:</font> It's your lucky day.

807
00:48:58,468 --> 00:49:00,505
There's a car waiting for you out front.

808
00:49:01,438 --> 00:49:03,440
Come on, let's go.

809
00:49:07,444 --> 00:49:09,219
<font color="#808080">PHIL:</font> Oh, Jesus.

810
00:49:11,882 --> 00:49:13,020
What?

811
00:49:16,420 --> 00:49:17,831
I'm sorry.

812
00:49:19,222 --> 00:49:20,257
What is this?

813
00:49:21,325 --> 00:49:22,633
Get in the car.

814
00:49:32,936 --> 00:49:34,347
<font color="#808080">PHIL:</font> Excuse me, sir?

815
00:49:34,771 --> 00:49:35,806
Where we headed?

816
00:49:38,976 --> 00:49:40,319
<font color="#D900D9">(DOORS LOCK)</font>

817
00:50:04,134 --> 00:50:05,670
Welcome back.

818
00:50:15,979 --> 00:50:18,960
- What the fuck?
- Let's go, guys.

819
00:50:24,054 --> 00:50:25,863
Out to the back.

820
00:50:37,100 --> 00:50:39,273
- Doug?
- Guys. Careful.

821
00:50:39,436 --> 00:50:41,074
Get your ass back over here.

822
00:50:41,238 --> 00:50:43,184
Leslie Chow never lived here.

823
00:50:44,941 --> 00:50:47,478
You didn't break into his old house.

824
00:50:47,978 --> 00:50:49,616
You broke into my house.

825
00:50:50,947 --> 00:50:52,017
I don't understand.

826
00:50:52,482 --> 00:50:56,020
You didn't get back the gold
he stole from me.

827
00:50:57,621 --> 00:50:59,897
You got the other half that he didn't.

828
00:51:00,057 --> 00:51:01,832
Oh. my God!

829
00:51:01,992 --> 00:51:04,370
What, you mean the half he never had?

830
00:51:04,528 --> 00:51:07,475
He's a world-class rat,
and you three were his accomplices.

831
00:51:07,631 --> 00:51:08,701
- No!
- We had no idea.

832
00:51:08,865 --> 00:51:11,471
We were trying to help you.
We thought you'd be happy!

833
00:51:11,635 --> 00:51:13,581
Thank you so much.

834
00:51:13,737 --> 00:51:16,274
Thank you for ripping me off.

835
00:51:16,440 --> 00:51:18,317
Thank you for desecrating my home!

836
00:51:18,475 --> 00:51:21,319
And thank you for killing my fucking dogs!

837
00:51:21,478 --> 00:51:23,890
We didn't kill your dogs.
They're just tranquilized.

838
00:51:24,214 --> 00:51:27,024
Oh, right.

839
00:51:27,584 --> 00:51:28,756
You don't know.

840
00:51:28,919 --> 00:51:31,900
- Chow snapped their necks on his way out.
- What?

841
00:51:32,055 --> 00:51:34,763
And somebody's gotta pay.

842
00:51:34,958 --> 00:51:37,268
- He's right.
- No, no, no! Aah!

843
00:51:37,427 --> 00:51:39,065
<font color="#D900D9">(ALL SCREAMING)</font>

844
00:51:40,597 --> 00:51:45,103
<font color="#D900D9">(ALAN WAILING)</font>

845
00:51:45,569 --> 00:51:47,742
My head of security.

846
00:51:47,904 --> 00:51:52,011
Couldn't stop three fuckups and a Chinaman
with a pair of wire cutters.

847
00:51:52,609 --> 00:51:53,644
Unreal.

848
00:51:58,115 --> 00:51:59,685
Aw. Man.

849
00:52:00,350 --> 00:52:02,489
That's okay. I know it's scary.

850
00:52:02,652 --> 00:52:06,156
Hector. Run upstairs and grab a pair
of sweatpants for Alan here.

851
00:52:06,790 --> 00:52:08,133
I'm a 44 slim.

852
00:52:08,725 --> 00:52:10,864
Can you bring me a few options?

853
00:52:11,895 --> 00:52:14,876
You found Chow once. Find him again.

854
00:52:15,031 --> 00:52:16,305
And my gold.

855
00:52:17,367 --> 00:52:18,471
Wait.

856
00:52:18,635 --> 00:52:21,844
We don't even have a car.
Chow stole my minivan.

857
00:52:22,005 --> 00:52:24,645
Take the limo. Hector has the keys.

858
00:52:24,808 --> 00:52:26,549
And get going.

859
00:52:27,244 --> 00:52:29,281
I'm killing Dougs today.

860
00:52:36,186 --> 00:52:38,530
- I never saw anyone get killed before.
- Right?

861
00:52:38,688 --> 00:52:40,725
My God, that was so intense.

862
00:52:40,891 --> 00:52:43,770
I mean, he just fell and then he's dead.

863
00:52:43,927 --> 00:52:45,099
I feel sick.

864
00:52:45,262 --> 00:52:46,536
Me too.

865
00:52:46,763 --> 00:52:49,437
Well, maybe we should get some food, guys.

866
00:52:52,736 --> 00:52:55,478
What are we gonna do?
We have no idea where Chow is.

867
00:52:55,639 --> 00:52:57,312
I don't know.

868
00:52:57,474 --> 00:52:59,852
He took your minivan.
We could report it stolen...

869
00:53:00,010 --> 00:53:01,853
...and then they could track him down?

870
00:53:02,445 --> 00:53:03,981
It's worth a shot.

871
00:53:05,982 --> 00:53:07,620
Oh, fuck!

872
00:53:07,784 --> 00:53:09,320
I left my phone in the minivan.

873
00:53:09,853 --> 00:53:12,925
Well, if you lost your phone, Phil,
I have that <i>Find My Phone</i> app.

874
00:53:13,089 --> 00:53:15,091
We have bigger problems than that, Alan.

875
00:53:15,258 --> 00:53:17,795
No, wait, wait, wait.
If your phone's in the minivan...

876
00:53:17,961 --> 00:53:20,601
...and Chow has the minivan,
then your phone's with Chow!

877
00:53:20,764 --> 00:53:23,540
You heard him.
We have bigger problems than that, Stu.

878
00:53:23,700 --> 00:53:25,680
Alan, give me your phone. Quick.

879
00:53:25,869 --> 00:53:27,746
- That's brilliant.
- Yes.

880
00:53:28,038 --> 00:53:29,984
- Wait, what's your password?
- "Hey Phil."

881
00:53:30,140 --> 00:53:31,380
- Yeah?
- No, that's it.

882
00:53:31,541 --> 00:53:32,781
- What?
- That's my password.

883
00:53:32,943 --> 00:53:34,115
"Hey Phil."

884
00:53:36,646 --> 00:53:37,886
It is it.

885
00:53:39,282 --> 00:53:40,590
Phil gets it.

886
00:53:40,750 --> 00:53:43,424
Nothing worse than losing your phone.

887
00:53:44,154 --> 00:53:47,328
You just saw a man get murdered.
Your brother-in-law is kidnapped.

888
00:53:47,490 --> 00:53:48,969
You sure there's nothing worse?

889
00:53:49,326 --> 00:53:50,930
You don't get it, Stu.

890
00:53:51,094 --> 00:53:54,803
You just don't get it, do you?

891
00:53:54,965 --> 00:53:57,741
I have over 60 apps on that phone.

892
00:53:57,901 --> 00:53:59,676
What if I lost my phone?

893
00:53:59,836 --> 00:54:03,374
Do you have any idea how much time
and man-hours it would take...

894
00:54:03,540 --> 00:54:05,247
...to re-download those apps?

895
00:54:06,509 --> 00:54:09,513
You are right.
I had not thought of that. Thank you.

896
00:54:09,679 --> 00:54:11,818
Oh, God, it's not always about you, Stu!

897
00:54:12,182 --> 00:54:13,889
It's locating.

898
00:54:16,453 --> 00:54:18,831
- Oh, God, of course.
- What?

899
00:54:19,322 --> 00:54:20,630
Where is he?

900
00:54:22,792 --> 00:54:24,328
He's in fucking Vegas.

901
00:54:24,494 --> 00:54:26,974
- Shotgun.
- Oh.

902
00:54:29,499 --> 00:54:31,479
Oh, no.

903
00:54:32,068 --> 00:54:33,672
Hey, Stu?

904
00:54:36,840 --> 00:54:39,719
I don't enjoy talking to you that way.

905
00:54:39,876 --> 00:54:43,289
I don't know why you insist
on making me blow my top.

906
00:54:43,647 --> 00:54:46,127
We've been on a lot of
adventures together...

907
00:54:46,283 --> 00:54:48,661
...but it seems like you haven't
learned anything.

908
00:54:48,818 --> 00:54:50,195
Anything!

909
00:54:51,488 --> 00:54:52,626
You think on it.

910
00:54:53,690 --> 00:54:55,431
I'll be in the limo.

911
00:54:57,394 --> 00:54:58,998
He's okay.

912
00:55:37,934 --> 00:55:42,007
Someone needs to burn this place
to the ground.

913
00:55:43,940 --> 00:55:46,944
I told myself I would never come back.

914
00:55:48,078 --> 00:55:49,785
Well, don't worry.

915
00:55:49,946 --> 00:55:51,983
It all ends tonight.

916
00:55:59,622 --> 00:56:02,603
It says 200 yards up on the right.

917
00:56:04,094 --> 00:56:06,199
And there it is.

918
00:56:06,363 --> 00:56:07,740
Amazing.

919
00:56:18,975 --> 00:56:20,784
Looks like he ditched it.

920
00:56:23,747 --> 00:56:25,488
- It's open.
- No shit.

921
00:56:25,648 --> 00:56:27,252
Well, look around.

922
00:56:27,417 --> 00:56:29,658
Let's see if he left anything in here.

923
00:56:32,255 --> 00:56:35,065
- I found the Demerol.
- Good. Keep it, we're gonna need it.

924
00:56:35,225 --> 00:56:38,638
I got my phone. No fucking keys, though.

925
00:56:38,795 --> 00:56:41,935
- Alan, anything?
- No, not even the gold.

926
00:56:43,800 --> 00:56:47,441
- Why the fuck would Chow come down here?
- I know, right?

927
00:56:48,071 --> 00:56:49,141
Why here?

928
00:56:51,107 --> 00:56:53,883
ANNOUNCER <font color="#D900D9">(ON TV)</font>: <i>You can't match
the pure strength and power...</i>

929
00:56:54,043 --> 00:56:55,579
<i>...of John Cena!</i>

930
00:56:56,146 --> 00:56:58,148
<i>- Cena puts Punk down!</i>
<font color="#808080">CASSIE:</font> - Oh! Ha, ha.

931
00:56:58,314 --> 00:56:59,725
Nice!

932
00:57:02,619 --> 00:57:04,895
Excuse me.
Have you happened to see the driver...

933
00:57:05,054 --> 00:57:07,591
...of that minivan that's out front?
Short Asian guy?

934
00:57:07,757 --> 00:57:09,065
Yeah, they're all short.

935
00:57:09,225 --> 00:57:11,831
Ha, ha. That's so true.

936
00:57:11,995 --> 00:57:15,943
Right, but he may have been trying
to pawn some gold.

937
00:57:16,299 --> 00:57:18,142
That would be my business, wouldn't it?

938
00:57:19,669 --> 00:57:21,376
<font color="#808080">ALAN:</font> I like your T-shirt.

939
00:57:24,741 --> 00:57:26,914
I saw that show at the Forum.

940
00:57:27,644 --> 00:57:29,487
He played "Captain Jack."

941
00:57:30,413 --> 00:57:32,256
Yeah, I heard that was legendary.

942
00:57:32,415 --> 00:57:33,860
Woman...

943
00:57:34,017 --> 00:57:35,690
...you have no idea.

944
00:57:35,852 --> 00:57:37,388
Try me.

945
00:57:40,723 --> 00:57:44,364
Cassie, I'm hungry.
I thought you ordered Chinese.

946
00:57:44,928 --> 00:57:46,373
Mom, I'm with a customer!

947
00:57:46,529 --> 00:57:49,339
- You'll eat when I say it's time to eat!
- But the doctor...

948
00:57:49,499 --> 00:57:52,378
If you don't reverse that right now,
there's gonna be hell to pay.

949
00:57:52,535 --> 00:57:53,809
<font color="#D900D9">(LAUGHS)</font>

950
00:57:56,072 --> 00:57:58,018
<font color="#D900D9">(ALAN CONTINUES LAUGHING)</font>

951
00:57:58,174 --> 00:57:59,380
She's rude.

952
00:57:59,542 --> 00:58:00,885
Thank you.

953
00:58:01,044 --> 00:58:03,251
Yeah, you hear that, Ma? Nobody likes you!

954
00:58:03,413 --> 00:58:04,687
Yeah, keep your mouth shut!

955
00:58:04,848 --> 00:58:06,384
Whoa.

956
00:58:08,384 --> 00:58:09,829
You're smart.

957
00:58:18,194 --> 00:58:20,572
A Chinese guy came in here earlier.

958
00:58:20,730 --> 00:58:22,403
It was pretty weird.

959
00:58:22,565 --> 00:58:24,408
He pawned a gold brick.

960
00:58:24,567 --> 00:58:27,070
The thing's worth 400 grand,
he took 18,000.

961
00:58:27,237 --> 00:58:31,447
- Did he say where he was going?
- I'm sorry, was I talking to you?

962
00:58:37,413 --> 00:58:38,949
He said he wanted three things:

963
00:58:39,115 --> 00:58:42,119
He wanted some girls,
some guys and some bath salts.

964
00:58:42,285 --> 00:58:46,028
I gave him a card for an escort service
and he took off.

965
00:58:48,725 --> 00:58:52,730
Pretty high-end,
so good luck getting anything out of them.

966
00:58:53,096 --> 00:58:54,769
Thank you.

967
00:59:32,068 --> 00:59:33,604
<font color="#D900D9">(RETCHES)</font>

968
00:59:49,452 --> 00:59:50,988
We gotta go. We should go.

969
00:59:51,154 --> 00:59:52,861
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

970
01:00:22,185 --> 01:00:24,187
I'll get it, I'll get it. I'll get it.

971
01:00:40,703 --> 01:00:41,738
Anything?

972
01:00:41,904 --> 01:00:43,383
No, I'm still on hold.

973
01:00:46,109 --> 01:00:48,385
Oh, look how happy this fucking guy is.

974
01:00:48,544 --> 01:00:52,253
Have you ever witnessed a moment
with that much heat?

975
01:00:52,415 --> 01:00:54,486
I mean, white-hot heat, bro!

976
01:00:55,218 --> 01:00:56,458
No, it was pretty intense.

977
01:00:56,619 --> 01:00:57,723
Yeah!

978
01:00:58,621 --> 01:01:00,259
<font color="#808080">STU:</font> Yeah, it's actually an emergency.

979
01:01:00,423 --> 01:01:02,869
He has a thick Asian accent.

980
01:01:03,893 --> 01:01:05,395
I totally get it...

981
01:01:05,561 --> 01:01:08,440
...but this is a highly
unusual circumstance and...

982
01:01:09,699 --> 01:01:11,610
Okay. All right.

983
01:01:12,535 --> 01:01:13,605
It's an escort service.

984
01:01:13,770 --> 01:01:15,545
They're not gonna tell us shit.

985
01:01:20,843 --> 01:01:22,447
Maybe an escort would.

986
01:01:26,182 --> 01:01:29,391
- You still have her number?
- Yeah, but...

987
01:01:29,552 --> 01:01:31,225
...it'd be pretty awkward.

988
01:01:32,055 --> 01:01:33,864
It's all we got.

989
01:01:34,023 --> 01:01:37,368
She smiled at me again,
from inside the shop.

990
01:01:38,928 --> 01:01:42,205
Ha, ha. This is the best day of my life.

991
01:01:42,832 --> 01:01:43,867
<font color="#D900D9">(DOORBELL RINGS)</font>

992
01:01:44,033 --> 01:01:45,341
<font color="#808080">ALL:</font> Hey!

993
01:01:45,501 --> 01:01:47,344
Oh, my God, you guys.

994
01:01:47,503 --> 01:01:49,744
It's been so long.

995
01:01:49,939 --> 01:01:51,612
- Come in, come in.
- Thank you.

996
01:01:51,774 --> 01:01:54,550
- You look great.
- So do you! You're pregnant.

997
01:01:54,911 --> 01:01:56,015
I feel so fat.

998
01:01:56,179 --> 01:01:57,214
Oh, please.

999
01:01:57,380 --> 01:02:00,020
Do you guys mind taking your shoes off?
I'm a germ freak.

1000
01:02:00,183 --> 01:02:01,526
- Yeah, sure.
- Of course.

1001
01:02:06,089 --> 01:02:07,124
Alan.

1002
01:02:07,290 --> 01:02:09,327
Alan, what are you doing?

1003
01:02:10,259 --> 01:02:11,431
<font color="#808080">ALAN:</font> Sorry.

1004
01:02:12,261 --> 01:02:14,537
- Wow, you have a great house.
<font color="#808080">JADE:</font> - Thank you.

1005
01:02:14,697 --> 01:02:16,973
I got married a year ago to a surgeon.

1006
01:02:17,133 --> 01:02:19,704
- Another doctor, can you believe it?
- Another doctor.

1007
01:02:19,902 --> 01:02:21,882
His name's Jeff. You guys would love him.

1008
01:02:22,505 --> 01:02:24,280
Tyler, say hi to Mommy's friends.

1009
01:02:24,741 --> 01:02:25,776
Hi.

1010
01:02:25,942 --> 01:02:27,114
- Hey.
- Hey.

1011
01:02:27,810 --> 01:02:30,017
Wait, is that the baby?

1012
01:02:30,179 --> 01:02:31,522
<font color="#808080">JADE:</font> Yeah, time flies, huh?

1013
01:02:31,714 --> 01:02:32,784
<font color="#808080">STU:</font> Wow.

1014
01:02:32,949 --> 01:02:36,294
Jade is there a place we could talk
that's a little bit more private?

1015
01:02:36,452 --> 01:02:38,557
Let's go in the kitchen.
You guys want coffee?

1016
01:02:38,721 --> 01:02:39,859
Perfect.

1017
01:02:43,292 --> 01:02:44,999
Hey. you coming?

1018
01:02:45,161 --> 01:02:47,471
Is it okay if I go say
hello to the little guy?

1019
01:02:47,630 --> 01:02:49,234
Of course.

1020
01:03:10,286 --> 01:03:11,321
Nice stuff.

1021
01:03:11,888 --> 01:03:14,300
Thanks. Jeff bought it for me.

1022
01:03:15,258 --> 01:03:17,465
Jeff. Who's that, your fake dad?

1023
01:03:23,466 --> 01:03:24,809
Your name was Carlos once.

1024
01:03:24,967 --> 01:03:26,503
Did you know that?

1025
01:03:26,669 --> 01:03:27,841
No.

1026
01:03:28,004 --> 01:03:29,483
Well, it was.

1027
01:03:29,672 --> 01:03:32,118
And, frankly, it suits you better.

1028
01:03:32,275 --> 01:03:33,379
Okay.

1029
01:03:39,282 --> 01:03:41,091
Do you remember me?

1030
01:03:42,051 --> 01:03:43,530
No.

1031
01:03:49,092 --> 01:03:51,572
Are you my real dad?

1032
01:03:58,635 --> 01:03:59,841
Yes.

1033
01:04:00,003 --> 01:04:03,917
I don't know. You gotta understand, I've
been out of that world a few years now.

1034
01:04:04,074 --> 01:04:06,486
Yeah, of course. We totally get that.

1035
01:04:06,643 --> 01:04:09,487
I mean, Jeff knows everything
and he's cool, but...

1036
01:04:09,646 --> 01:04:11,717
We're just asking if you can call around...

1037
01:04:11,882 --> 01:04:14,226
...just find out if anybody
might know where he is.

1038
01:04:15,586 --> 01:04:18,123
We could really use your help.

1039
01:04:19,223 --> 01:04:22,067
You used to love it
when I would carry you around.

1040
01:04:22,226 --> 01:04:25,139
Sometimes I can still feel your little head
on my chest.

1041
01:04:29,266 --> 01:04:31,405
So do you like this new Jeff guy?

1042
01:04:31,802 --> 01:04:33,509
Yeah, he's nice.

1043
01:04:33,670 --> 01:04:36,549
My dad was nice too.
We did everything together.

1044
01:04:37,541 --> 01:04:39,680
He was my life partner, heh.

1045
01:04:45,148 --> 01:04:46,923
I really let him down.

1046
01:04:49,086 --> 01:04:51,088
Okay. Wow.

1047
01:04:53,457 --> 01:04:57,166
Just trust me, you don't want to go
over there, okay? Not this one.

1048
01:04:57,327 --> 01:04:58,829
I love you too.

1049
01:04:59,796 --> 01:05:01,776
She says there's this crazy Chinese guy...

1050
01:05:01,932 --> 01:05:04,811
...and he's holed up in the penthouse suite
of Caesars Palace.

1051
01:05:04,968 --> 01:05:07,676
There's girls going in and out,
drugs everywhere...

1052
01:05:07,838 --> 01:05:09,943
It sounds like a bad scene.

1053
01:05:10,107 --> 01:05:11,814
<font color="#808080">PHIL:</font> Hey, Alan?

1054
01:05:12,276 --> 01:05:13,778
We gotta go.

1055
01:05:16,947 --> 01:05:18,483
I gotta go, little man.

1056
01:05:18,649 --> 01:05:20,458
It was great talking to you.

1057
01:05:21,685 --> 01:05:22,993
High five.

1058
01:05:27,357 --> 01:05:29,303
- It's great to see you.
- You too, Jade.

1059
01:05:29,459 --> 01:05:31,439
- Thanks so much for your help.
- Yeah.

1060
01:05:31,595 --> 01:05:33,131
That's a great kid you got there.

1061
01:05:33,297 --> 01:05:34,742
He is the best.

1062
01:05:34,898 --> 01:05:36,172
<font color="#808080">TYLER:</font> Alan.

1063
01:05:54,318 --> 01:05:56,423
Oh, hold on. I have something for you.

1064
01:06:03,393 --> 01:06:04,428
Perfect.

1065
01:06:04,594 --> 01:06:05,800
Oh, please.

1066
01:06:05,963 --> 01:06:08,307
I'll see you around, Carlos.

1067
01:06:10,600 --> 01:06:12,204
<font color="#D900D9">(PHONE RINGS)</font>

1068
01:06:12,369 --> 01:06:14,315
- Yeah.
<font color="#808080">STU:</font> <i>- We got him.</i>

1069
01:06:14,471 --> 01:06:17,281
- Great. Where is he?
<font color="#808080">STU:</font> <i>- Caesars Palace.</i>

1070
01:06:17,441 --> 01:06:19,853
Change of plans.
Tell him we're going to Vegas.

1071
01:06:20,410 --> 01:06:21,889
I'm on my way.

1072
01:06:22,045 --> 01:06:23,752
There's a spot just outside of town.

1073
01:06:23,914 --> 01:06:26,724
<font color="#D900D9">(OVER PHONE)</font> <i>I'll text you the details.
Be there at 6 a.m.</i>

1074
01:06:26,883 --> 01:06:28,988
And make sure the little fucker's tied up.

1075
01:06:29,152 --> 01:06:30,392
We don't have him.

1076
01:06:30,554 --> 01:06:32,295
Hey, Marshall, it's Phil.

1077
01:06:32,456 --> 01:06:33,628
Maybe Stu wasn't clear.

1078
01:06:33,790 --> 01:06:36,794
We don't actually have Chow,
we just know where he is.

1079
01:06:36,960 --> 01:06:39,338
Yeah, and we were hoping
that you and your guys...

1080
01:06:39,496 --> 01:06:43,444
<i>- ...could go to Caesars and get him.</i>
- I don't give a fuck what you were hoping.

1081
01:06:43,600 --> 01:06:45,443
<font color="#D900D9">(OVER PHONE)</font>
<i>The deal is you bring Chow to me.</i>

1082
01:06:45,602 --> 01:06:48,981
- Oh, fuck.
- 6 a.m. Or your friend is dead.

1083
01:06:53,744 --> 01:06:54,916
Shit.

1084
01:07:00,317 --> 01:07:02,194
<font color="#808080">STU:</font> Oh, God.

1085
01:07:02,386 --> 01:07:04,024
This place gives me the chills.

1086
01:07:04,388 --> 01:07:06,095
I know, right?

1087
01:07:06,490 --> 01:07:08,595
It's great to be back.

1088
01:07:08,759 --> 01:07:11,239
- So many good memories.
- Are you kidding me?

1089
01:07:11,595 --> 01:07:13,165
Okay, so here's the deal:

1090
01:07:13,330 --> 01:07:15,401
You need a key just to get onto his floor.

1091
01:07:15,565 --> 01:07:18,671
And then once you're there,
he's got security posted at the door.

1092
01:07:18,835 --> 01:07:20,337
It's ridiculous.

1093
01:07:20,504 --> 01:07:22,450
Let me guess, that's him?

1094
01:07:24,708 --> 01:07:27,382
<font color="#808080">PHIL:</font> Yep.
The one with the strobe lights.

1095
01:07:28,445 --> 01:07:30,220
I got an idea.

1096
01:07:31,648 --> 01:07:33,457
But you're not gonna like it.

1097
01:07:35,318 --> 01:07:36,695
It's not gonna work.

1098
01:07:36,853 --> 01:07:38,628
Not with that fucking attitude.

1099
01:07:39,222 --> 01:07:41,828
You know this whole place
is made out of marbles?

1100
01:07:46,863 --> 01:07:48,968
Come on. Go, go, go.

1101
01:07:53,603 --> 01:07:57,050
<font color="#808080">PHIL:</font> <i>After we stick Chow, Alan and I are
gonna take him down through the lobby.</i>

1102
01:07:57,207 --> 01:08:00,711
Be waiting in valet.
Engine running, ready to go.

1103
01:08:00,877 --> 01:08:02,550
Are you sure about this?

1104
01:08:02,712 --> 01:08:03,918
Give me the Demerol.

1105
01:08:05,482 --> 01:08:06,654
See you in 20 minutes.

1106
01:08:06,817 --> 01:08:07,921
<font color="#808080">STU:</font> - Hey, Phil?
- Yeah?

1107
01:08:08,085 --> 01:08:09,120
<font color="#808080">STU:</font> Don't die.

1108
01:08:37,781 --> 01:08:42,594
<font color="#D900D9">(RAKIM MAYERS' "F**KIN' PROBLEMS"
PLAYING ON STEREO)</font>

1109
01:08:45,355 --> 01:08:46,629
<font color="#808080">PHIL:</font> All right.

1110
01:08:47,624 --> 01:08:48,932
Are you ready to do this?

1111
01:08:49,092 --> 01:08:50,571
Yeah.

1112
01:08:50,927 --> 01:08:52,463
Wait, what are we doing?

1113
01:08:58,135 --> 01:08:59,944
Holy shit.

1114
01:09:06,443 --> 01:09:07,683
<font color="#808080">PHIL:</font> We're gonna climb down...

1115
01:09:08,545 --> 01:09:11,685
...and then it's about an 8-foot drop
to the balcony.

1116
01:09:12,582 --> 01:09:14,459
- All right?
- Yeah.

1117
01:09:21,324 --> 01:09:22,735
No, you spit in your own hand.

1118
01:09:23,326 --> 01:09:24,600
Oh, yeah.

1119
01:09:24,995 --> 01:09:28,033
<font color="#D900D9">(ALAN SNORTING)</font>

1120
01:09:31,067 --> 01:09:33,809
<font color="#D900D9">(CONTINUES SNORTING)</font>

1121
01:09:36,072 --> 01:09:37,881
Dry desert air.

1122
01:09:38,475 --> 01:09:41,012
- Alan, it's fine. You don't need it.
- Okay.

1123
01:09:56,326 --> 01:09:57,703
Oh, God.

1124
01:10:03,500 --> 01:10:05,446
- Unh!
- Careful!

1125
01:10:08,138 --> 01:10:09,446
- Phil!
- I'm all right.

1126
01:10:11,508 --> 01:10:12,851
I'm okay!

1127
01:10:13,610 --> 01:10:15,248
- Hey, Phil.
- What's wrong?

1128
01:10:15,412 --> 01:10:16,550
Hold on a second.

1129
01:10:16,713 --> 01:10:18,021
- What?
- Hold on!

1130
01:10:18,181 --> 01:10:20,388
Like, kick yourself out a little bit.

1131
01:10:20,550 --> 01:10:21,620
Alan.

1132
01:10:21,785 --> 01:10:23,162
- Stay still!
- Alan!

1133
01:10:23,320 --> 01:10:24,355
<font color="#D900D9">(SHUTTER CLICKS)</font>

1134
01:10:24,521 --> 01:10:25,591
Did you get it?

1135
01:10:25,755 --> 01:10:27,757
No. Hold on.

1136
01:10:27,924 --> 01:10:29,403
<font color="#D900D9">(SHUTTER CLICKS)</font>

1137
01:10:30,460 --> 01:10:32,531
Ha, that's cool, ha-ha-ha.

1138
01:10:39,469 --> 01:10:40,880
Oh! Fuck me!

1139
01:10:42,906 --> 01:10:44,476
<font color="#808080">ALAN:</font> Everything all right?

1140
01:10:45,542 --> 01:10:47,021
It's okay!

1141
01:10:47,177 --> 01:10:48,417
It's all right!

1142
01:10:48,612 --> 01:10:50,956
I got it! Whoa.

1143
01:10:54,818 --> 01:10:55,888
Are you okay?

1144
01:10:56,052 --> 01:10:59,499
<font color="#D900D9">(RAKIM MAYERS' "F**KIN' PROBLEMS"
CONTINUES PLAYING ON STEREO)</font>

1145
01:11:07,731 --> 01:11:09,301
Alan, it's your turn.

1146
01:11:14,137 --> 01:11:15,514
That's it.

1147
01:11:15,739 --> 01:11:17,241
Phil, I can't. I can't.

1148
01:11:17,407 --> 01:11:18,442
<font color="#808080">PHIL:</font> Come on.

1149
01:11:19,943 --> 01:11:21,616
<font color="#D900D9">(ALAN WHIMPERING)</font>

1150
01:11:22,012 --> 01:11:23,457
<font color="#D900D9">(ALAN SCREAMS)</font>

1151
01:11:23,613 --> 01:11:25,092
<font color="#808080">PHIL:</font> Whoa!

1152
01:11:25,248 --> 01:11:26,522
Alan, you all right?

1153
01:11:26,683 --> 01:11:27,957
Phil, call Security!

1154
01:11:28,151 --> 01:11:31,098
- I think it's slipping!
<font color="#808080">PHIL:</font> - Just hold on!

1155
01:11:31,554 --> 01:11:32,692
Oh! God!

1156
01:11:32,856 --> 01:11:34,858
- You need to calm down.
- I'm slipping, Phil!

1157
01:11:37,193 --> 01:11:38,536
Oh! Fuck!

1158
01:11:39,963 --> 01:11:41,965
Oh, shit! You okay?

1159
01:11:42,165 --> 01:11:45,476
Help!

1160
01:11:49,205 --> 01:11:50,616
Oh, no.

1161
01:11:53,543 --> 01:11:55,216
I'm gonna die, Phil.

1162
01:11:55,378 --> 01:11:57,949
No, you're fine. Just...

1163
01:11:59,215 --> 01:12:00,888
Drop down to me.

1164
01:12:01,685 --> 01:12:02,720
<font color="#808080">ALAN:</font> No chance.

1165
01:12:03,420 --> 01:12:04,956
I'm good up here.

1166
01:12:05,121 --> 01:12:07,829
Alan, you can do this. I'll catch you.

1167
01:12:09,959 --> 01:12:11,267
Just...

1168
01:12:12,696 --> 01:12:13,800
...let go.

1169
01:12:22,405 --> 01:12:24,908
That's it. That's it.
Just drop straight down.

1170
01:12:26,409 --> 01:12:27,581
But don't push off.

1171
01:12:28,511 --> 01:12:29,717
No!

1172
01:12:30,747 --> 01:12:32,522
- Oh, God!
- Come here!

1173
01:12:35,018 --> 01:12:36,622
Holy fuck!

1174
01:12:36,820 --> 01:12:38,094
You okay?

1175
01:12:38,254 --> 01:12:39,289
Yeah.

1176
01:12:39,456 --> 01:12:41,663
Shit. Oh, fuck.

1177
01:12:43,326 --> 01:12:44,930
I almost died, Phil.

1178
01:12:45,662 --> 01:12:49,269
Come on. I wasn't gonna let you go.
You're my boy.

1179
01:12:49,866 --> 01:12:51,812
And you're my man.

1180
01:12:53,136 --> 01:12:55,116
Alan, what are you doing? Alan.

1181
01:12:57,340 --> 01:12:58,648
Okay.

1182
01:13:00,510 --> 01:13:02,490
Let's go get this fucker.

1183
01:13:03,780 --> 01:13:06,784
<font color="#D900D9">(BLACK SABBATH'S "N.I.B."
PLAYING OVER STEREO)</font>

1184
01:13:24,300 --> 01:13:25,370
Hey!

1185
01:13:25,969 --> 01:13:27,039
Have you seen my...?

1186
01:13:27,203 --> 01:13:28,341
Huh?

1187
01:13:54,697 --> 01:13:56,108
<font color="#808080">ALAN:</font> Phil!

1188
01:13:57,100 --> 01:13:58,636
Motherfuckers!

1189
01:13:59,669 --> 01:14:00,739
<font color="#808080">PHIL:</font> Grab the gun!

1190
01:14:06,309 --> 01:14:08,016
- Oh, fuck!
<font color="#808080">ALAN:</font> - Phil!

1191
01:14:08,178 --> 01:14:09,213
<font color="#808080">PHIL:</font> Oh.

1192
01:14:09,379 --> 01:14:10,858
Phil, you okay?

1193
01:14:12,348 --> 01:14:13,452
<font color="#808080">PHIL:</font> Chow!

1194
01:14:17,921 --> 01:14:18,956
Chow!

1195
01:14:19,122 --> 01:14:20,396
<font color="#D900D9">(GRUNTS)</font>

1196
01:14:20,557 --> 01:14:22,332
Chow, open the fucking door!

1197
01:14:22,959 --> 01:14:24,233
Fuck.

1198
01:14:25,829 --> 01:14:27,831
<font color="#D900D9">(GIRLS SCREAMING)</font>

1199
01:14:32,569 --> 01:14:33,707
<font color="#808080">PHIL:</font> Chow, stop.

1200
01:14:33,870 --> 01:14:34,940
You motherfuckers!

1201
01:14:35,104 --> 01:14:38,278
Leslie, get down from there! Please!
You're gonna hurt yourself!

1202
01:14:38,441 --> 01:14:39,886
Nothing hurts Chow.

1203
01:14:40,043 --> 01:14:41,954
I am invisible!

1204
01:14:42,745 --> 01:14:46,420
It's "invincible," and you're not.
You're just out of your fucking mind.

1205
01:14:46,583 --> 01:14:48,756
Now get down from there before you die!

1206
01:14:48,918 --> 01:14:50,329
Die?

1207
01:14:50,487 --> 01:14:54,958
How do you kill what's already dead?
Heh-heh-heh.

1208
01:14:55,725 --> 01:14:56,795
Oh, fuck!

1209
01:14:58,094 --> 01:14:59,937
<font color="#808080">PHIL:</font> Holy...

1210
01:15:02,031 --> 01:15:03,533
<font color="#808080">CHOW:</font> Woo-hoo!

1211
01:15:03,967 --> 01:15:06,447
<font color="#D900D9">(PHONE RINGS)</font>

1212
01:15:06,603 --> 01:15:08,276
- Hey. You okay?
<font color="#808080">PHIL:</font> <i>- No.</i>

1213
01:15:08,438 --> 01:15:09,576
<i>Look up.</i>

1214
01:15:09,739 --> 01:15:11,150
<font color="#D900D9">(STU GASPS)</font>

1215
01:15:11,307 --> 01:15:13,287
What the fuck is that?

1216
01:15:13,443 --> 01:15:15,081
<font color="#808080">PHIL:</font> That's Chow!
<font color="#808080">STU:</font> What?

1217
01:15:15,245 --> 01:15:16,690
Follow him.

1218
01:15:20,583 --> 01:15:22,085
<font color="#808080">CHOW:</font> Woo-hoo!

1219
01:15:22,919 --> 01:15:23,954
Whoo!

1220
01:15:24,120 --> 01:15:25,724
<font color="#D900D9">(LAUGHING)</font>

1221
01:15:25,889 --> 01:15:27,869
I love cocaine!

1222
01:15:29,626 --> 01:15:30,969
Out of the way!

1223
01:15:31,127 --> 01:15:33,232
<font color="#D900D9">(PEOPLE SCREAMING)</font>

1224
01:15:33,396 --> 01:15:34,534
How did this happen?

1225
01:15:34,697 --> 01:15:36,608
<font color="#808080">PHIL:</font> <i>We had him trapped,
and then he jumped!</i>

1226
01:15:36,766 --> 01:15:38,336
He's out of his fucking mind!

1227
01:15:38,668 --> 01:15:40,978
<font color="#808080">CHOW:</font> I'm out of my fucking mind!

1228
01:15:41,137 --> 01:15:42,673
<font color="#D900D9">(CHOW LAUGHING)</font>

1229
01:15:44,173 --> 01:15:45,550
Wow.

1230
01:15:45,708 --> 01:15:49,554
So beautiful.

1231
01:15:51,981 --> 01:15:53,255
<font color="#808080">PHIL:</font> Stu, do not lose him.

1232
01:15:53,416 --> 01:15:54,622
<font color="#808080">STU:</font> I'm trying.

1233
01:15:56,119 --> 01:15:57,564
Whoa!

1234
01:15:57,720 --> 01:15:59,324
<font color="#D900D9">(STU SIGHS)</font>

1235
01:15:59,856 --> 01:16:01,836
Oh, shit.

1236
01:16:02,091 --> 01:16:05,698
CHOW <font color="#D900D9">(SINGING)</font>: <i>I believe I can fly</i>

1237
01:16:05,862 --> 01:16:10,208
<i>I believe I can touch the sky</i>

1238
01:16:10,667 --> 01:16:14,877
<i>Think about it every night and day</i>

1239
01:16:16,239 --> 01:16:18,845
We gotta pack up all this gold.
We're taking it with us.

1240
01:16:19,008 --> 01:16:20,487
Talk to me, Stu.

1241
01:16:20,643 --> 01:16:22,088
I got him.

1242
01:16:22,245 --> 01:16:23,417
Ha, ha. I got him!

1243
01:16:23,947 --> 01:16:25,119
Oh, shit!

1244
01:16:30,353 --> 01:16:31,923
Whoa, whoa, whoa.

1245
01:16:32,355 --> 01:16:33,834
Shit.

1246
01:16:34,958 --> 01:16:36,938
Fuck! I lost him!

1247
01:16:37,093 --> 01:16:39,198
Don't tell me that. You can't lose him!

1248
01:16:39,362 --> 01:16:41,842
<font color="#808080">STU:</font> This is so much harder
than you realize, Phil.

1249
01:16:41,998 --> 01:16:43,568
I'm just a dentist!

1250
01:16:44,167 --> 01:16:47,410
No, Stu, you're a fucking doctor.
Now go get him.

1251
01:16:53,276 --> 01:16:55,552
Where the fuck did he go?

1252
01:16:57,614 --> 01:16:59,594
<font color="#808080">CHOW:</font> Fuck me!

1253
01:16:59,749 --> 01:17:01,695
I should have thought this through!

1254
01:17:02,051 --> 01:17:03,121
Shit!

1255
01:17:03,286 --> 01:17:04,321
<font color="#D900D9">(CHOW GRUNTS)</font>

1256
01:17:04,487 --> 01:17:05,591
Move!

1257
01:17:07,457 --> 01:17:08,993
- Aah!
- Stu?

1258
01:17:09,158 --> 01:17:11,331
- Chow?
- Stop the fucking car!

1259
01:17:11,494 --> 01:17:14,475
<font color="#808080">PHIL:</font> - Stu.
- I can't! The pedal is stuck!

1260
01:17:14,631 --> 01:17:15,871
- What?
<font color="#808080">PHIL:</font> - Stu?

1261
01:17:16,032 --> 01:17:18,342
<font color="#D900D9">(CHOW SCREAMING)</font>

1262
01:17:18,501 --> 01:17:20,344
<font color="#808080">STU:</font> I can't see!
- Stop, motherfucker!

1263
01:17:20,937 --> 01:17:22,644
<font color="#808080">STU:</font> Get off!
<font color="#808080">CHOW:</font> Pull over!

1264
01:17:22,805 --> 01:17:24,580
<font color="#808080">STU:</font> It won't stop!
<font color="#808080">CHOW:</font> Aah!

1265
01:17:24,741 --> 01:17:26,414
Get off the car!

1266
01:17:26,576 --> 01:17:28,214
I can't see anything!

1267
01:17:28,378 --> 01:17:29,857
Ha-ha-ha. We're gonna die finally.

1268
01:17:30,113 --> 01:17:32,320
<font color="#D900D9">(CAR HORN HONKING)</font>

1269
01:17:32,482 --> 01:17:33,893
<font color="#D900D9">(BOTH SCREAMING)</font>

1270
01:17:34,050 --> 01:17:35,120
<font color="#D900D9">(CHOW LAUGHING)</font>

1271
01:17:41,290 --> 01:17:43,099
<font color="#808080">STU:</font> Holy shit.

1272
01:17:43,459 --> 01:17:45,063
<font color="#808080">PHIL:</font> <i>Stu? Stu, what happened?</i>

1273
01:17:46,462 --> 01:17:48,408
<i>Stu, what's going on?</i>

1274
01:17:48,898 --> 01:17:51,344
<font color="#808080">STU:</font> We had an accident,
and I think he's dead.

1275
01:17:51,534 --> 01:17:52,877
<font color="#808080">PHIL:</font> <i>Wait, what?</i>

1276
01:17:53,036 --> 01:17:55,107
I think I killed him.

1277
01:18:00,610 --> 01:18:02,146
Holy shit.

1278
01:18:05,682 --> 01:18:07,093
He's not moving.

1279
01:18:07,250 --> 01:18:08,854
<font color="#808080">PHIL:</font> <i>Oh, fuck.</i>

1280
01:18:11,788 --> 01:18:13,290
<font color="#808080">STU:</font> Mr. Chow?

1281
01:18:18,795 --> 01:18:20,172
Chow.

1282
01:18:20,329 --> 01:18:22,673
<font color="#D900D9">(CHOW COUGHING)</font>

1283
01:18:23,800 --> 01:18:24,835
Stuart?

1284
01:18:25,835 --> 01:18:27,644
He's alive. He's okay.

1285
01:18:27,804 --> 01:18:28,942
<font color="#808080">PHIL:</font> Oh, great.

1286
01:18:29,105 --> 01:18:32,018
Put him in the limo and come get us.
We'll meet you at valet.

1287
01:18:32,175 --> 01:18:33,483
Yeah, okay.

1288
01:18:34,577 --> 01:18:35,817
Stu.

1289
01:18:36,813 --> 01:18:38,486
That was some ride, huh, pal?

1290
01:18:39,148 --> 01:18:40,491
Yeah, it was pretty wild.

1291
01:18:40,717 --> 01:18:42,663
I can't feel my nuts.

1292
01:18:43,453 --> 01:18:46,161
Would you rub them
and make sure they okay?

1293
01:18:47,857 --> 01:18:49,768
It's over, Leslie.

1294
01:18:55,131 --> 01:18:56,303
<font color="#808080">CHOW:</font> Wait.

1295
01:18:56,632 --> 01:18:58,475
Let's make a deal.

1296
01:18:59,168 --> 01:19:01,205
Want Chow to blow your dick?

1297
01:19:03,973 --> 01:19:05,316
Come on, Stu.

1298
01:19:07,376 --> 01:19:09,822
I could be a good wife to you.

1299
01:19:10,813 --> 01:19:12,815
<font color="#808080">STU:</font> No more deals.
- No, wait!

1300
01:19:29,932 --> 01:19:32,003
Let's put the bags in the back seat.

1301
01:19:32,168 --> 01:19:33,647
Trunk's full.

1302
01:19:47,450 --> 01:19:48,758
<font color="#D900D9">(THUMPING FROM TRUNK)</font>

1303
01:19:48,918 --> 01:19:52,297
<font color="#808080">CHOW:</font> Hey, guys? I'm feeling better now.

1304
01:19:52,488 --> 01:19:55,901
All right, it's the next exit,
then four miles straight into the desert.

1305
01:19:56,092 --> 01:19:57,537
<font color="#808080">CHOW:</font> Tell you what:

1306
01:19:57,693 --> 01:20:01,505
Let me out, we split the gold four ways.
Everyone wins.

1307
01:20:02,265 --> 01:20:03,869
<font color="#D900D9">(THUMPING FROM TRUNK)</font>

1308
01:20:04,033 --> 01:20:06,240
<font color="#808080">CHOW:</font> Marshall gonna kill me!

1309
01:20:06,402 --> 01:20:08,313
My blood will be on your hands!

1310
01:20:09,105 --> 01:20:12,552
You want Chow's ghost haunting you
for rest of your life, Stu?

1311
01:20:12,708 --> 01:20:15,120
Floating over you while you make fuck
on your wife?

1312
01:20:15,278 --> 01:20:18,122
He's not gonna kill you, Chow!
He just wants his gold back!

1313
01:20:18,281 --> 01:20:22,423
<font color="#808080">CHOW:</font> It's gone. I blew the first
20 million in Bangkok.

1314
01:20:22,585 --> 01:20:26,260
- That's why I had to get the other half.
- Enough, Chow! It's over!

1315
01:20:26,422 --> 01:20:27,958
<font color="#808080">CHOW:</font> You motherfucker!

1316
01:20:28,124 --> 01:20:31,230
When I get out of this,
I'm gonna rip out your fucking lungs!

1317
01:20:31,394 --> 01:20:34,375
You hear me? You're dead! You're all dead!

1318
01:20:36,833 --> 01:20:38,710
I didn't mean that.

1319
01:20:39,035 --> 01:20:41,345
Chow loses temper sometimes.

1320
01:20:41,504 --> 01:20:44,280
Please. I need help.

1321
01:20:44,440 --> 01:20:45,680
I know that now.

1322
01:20:48,544 --> 01:20:49,716
That's the exit.

1323
01:21:10,499 --> 01:21:12,137
<font color="#808080">PHIL:</font> They're here.

1324
01:21:14,637 --> 01:21:17,083
Alan, they're coming, grab the last bag.

1325
01:21:17,240 --> 01:21:18,878
<font color="#808080">CHOW:</font> Please, Alan.

1326
01:21:45,001 --> 01:21:46,071
Doug!

1327
01:21:46,235 --> 01:21:48,044
Step away from the bags. Let's go!

1328
01:21:53,242 --> 01:21:54,277
We good?

1329
01:21:54,443 --> 01:21:56,548
- It's all there. I promise.
<font color="#808080">MARSHALL:</font> - Not exactly.

1330
01:21:56,712 --> 01:21:59,022
I'm still missing the original half.

1331
01:21:59,181 --> 01:22:03,891
But, no, that's all we have. Chow said
he blew the other half in Bangkok.

1332
01:22:05,321 --> 01:22:06,664
Where is he?

1333
01:22:08,057 --> 01:22:09,536
He's in the trunk.

1334
01:22:11,394 --> 01:22:12,702
Deal's a deal.

1335
01:22:13,562 --> 01:22:15,769
- Doug.
- Give me the keys.

1336
01:22:21,270 --> 01:22:22,749
What are you gonna do with Chow?

1337
01:22:23,172 --> 01:22:25,209
I just wanna talk to him.

1338
01:22:25,942 --> 01:22:27,148
Move.

1339
01:22:28,945 --> 01:22:30,322
You all right?

1340
01:22:35,017 --> 01:22:36,621
What the fuck?

1341
01:22:37,520 --> 01:22:39,659
End of conversation.

1342
01:22:40,756 --> 01:22:42,793
Why would you do that?

1343
01:22:43,059 --> 01:22:46,063
Leslie Chow is madness.

1344
01:22:46,295 --> 01:22:48,104
You don't talk to madness.

1345
01:22:48,264 --> 01:22:52,178
If you're lucky, you trap it in the trunk
of your limo and you kill it.

1346
01:22:53,769 --> 01:22:55,976
You did a great thing tonight.

1347
01:22:56,205 --> 01:22:58,446
You should feel good about this.

1348
01:23:04,080 --> 01:23:06,993
What the fuck?
You think this is a fucking game?

1349
01:23:07,883 --> 01:23:08,953
Don't, don't, don't!

1350
01:23:09,118 --> 01:23:10,426
Oh, shit!

1351
01:23:11,287 --> 01:23:13,198
Toodle-loo, motherfuckers.

1352
01:23:24,934 --> 01:23:26,038
Chow.

1353
01:23:27,470 --> 01:23:29,609
Chow. Chow, wait.

1354
01:23:29,772 --> 01:23:32,013
Oh, now you wanna talk, blue eyes?

1355
01:23:32,208 --> 01:23:34,210
No more silent treatment?

1356
01:23:34,377 --> 01:23:36,254
Leslie. No.

1357
01:23:36,645 --> 01:23:38,181
Stay out of this, fatty.

1358
01:23:40,449 --> 01:23:41,928
No, Leslie.

1359
01:23:48,090 --> 01:23:50,468
You shoot Phil, you gotta go through me.

1360
01:23:50,760 --> 01:23:51,932
What?

1361
01:23:59,435 --> 01:24:01,472
- Alan.
- Quiet.

1362
01:24:01,637 --> 01:24:03,548
I'm in a stare-off.

1363
01:24:12,148 --> 01:24:13,684
Today you all live.

1364
01:24:14,750 --> 01:24:17,060
Because one of you was a friend.

1365
01:24:19,889 --> 01:24:21,835
Alan, what did you do?

1366
01:24:22,525 --> 01:24:25,699
I unlocked the latch
between the back seat and the trunk.

1367
01:24:27,496 --> 01:24:29,407
And left him his gun?

1368
01:24:30,466 --> 01:24:32,537
Yeah, I didn't think it
all the way through.

1369
01:24:33,002 --> 01:24:35,004
He gave Chow a fighting chance.

1370
01:24:36,705 --> 01:24:38,514
That's all I ever need.

1371
01:24:42,078 --> 01:24:43,386
<font color="#808080">CHOW:</font> Fat fuck.

1372
01:24:48,818 --> 01:24:50,126
It's never easy, is it?

1373
01:24:50,653 --> 01:24:52,223
No one wants to see that.

1374
01:24:52,688 --> 01:24:55,225
Except for me, but I was born bad.

1375
01:24:55,524 --> 01:24:57,800
Hold on. I have something for you.

1376
01:25:00,563 --> 01:25:01,667
For your loyalty.

1377
01:25:06,702 --> 01:25:10,149
- Oh, no, I don't want this, Mr. Chow.
- Okay, give it back, then. Come on.

1378
01:25:10,606 --> 01:25:13,314
Quick! Before Stu smells it.

1379
01:25:14,410 --> 01:25:15,946
I don't want it either, Chow.

1380
01:25:16,112 --> 01:25:18,251
Oh, please.
Like a squirrel doesn't want a nut.

1381
01:25:18,414 --> 01:25:19,757
<font color="#D900D9">(CHOW LAUGHING)</font>

1382
01:25:19,915 --> 01:25:22,589
It funny because he's Jewish.

1383
01:25:25,588 --> 01:25:27,067
Don't you get it?

1384
01:25:34,597 --> 01:25:36,235
Goddamn it.

1385
01:25:38,267 --> 01:25:41,407
Okay, go on. Get out of here, all of you.

1386
01:25:46,642 --> 01:25:49,919
Hey, chubster, I'll call you in a week.
We'll get together.

1387
01:25:53,716 --> 01:25:57,289
No, Leslie, we can't be friends anymore.

1388
01:25:57,453 --> 01:25:58,523
What?

1389
01:25:59,755 --> 01:26:02,395
You're not good for me. It's not healthy.

1390
01:26:02,558 --> 01:26:05,471
Alan, you're not thinking straight.

1391
01:26:06,295 --> 01:26:07,797
Let's just talk tomorrow.

1392
01:26:08,864 --> 01:26:11,845
Leslie, you're one of the coolest
and nicest guys I've ever met.

1393
01:26:12,001 --> 01:26:15,175
And you're smart and you're funny
and everybody loves you.

1394
01:26:15,337 --> 01:26:17,214
Alan. What is this?

1395
01:26:19,008 --> 01:26:22,012
When we get together,
bad things happen and people get hurt.

1396
01:26:22,178 --> 01:26:25,159
Yeah, that's the point. It's funny.

1397
01:26:26,081 --> 01:26:29,358
Well, I've gotta make some changes
in my life, and this is one of them.

1398
01:26:31,520 --> 01:26:32,999
I'm sorry.

1399
01:26:37,426 --> 01:26:39,201
Farewell, Leslie Chow.

1400
01:26:53,576 --> 01:26:55,283
You're cold as ice.

1401
01:26:57,413 --> 01:26:58,551
Shotgun.

1402
01:27:57,539 --> 01:27:58,882
<font color="#D900D9">(PHIL SIGHS)</font>

1403
01:28:00,976 --> 01:28:02,819
Everybody okay?

1404
01:28:04,480 --> 01:28:05,959
Yeah.

1405
01:28:06,582 --> 01:28:08,789
<font color="#808080">PHIL:</font> Alan, you okay?

1406
01:28:09,618 --> 01:28:10,995
Yeah.

1407
01:28:14,256 --> 01:28:16,497
Good. Let's go home.

1408
01:28:34,310 --> 01:28:36,085
Jesus Christ.

1409
01:28:42,885 --> 01:28:44,455
You know what, guys?

1410
01:28:45,421 --> 01:28:48,493
You can go ahead without me.
There's something I need to do.

1411
01:28:50,592 --> 01:28:52,572
Do you even know how to get home?

1412
01:28:54,763 --> 01:28:56,674
Of course I do. I'm a grown man.

1413
01:28:56,832 --> 01:28:58,470
I'll ask a stranger.

1414
01:29:02,571 --> 01:29:03,641
Good luck, Alan.

1415
01:29:06,241 --> 01:29:07,948
We'll see you soon.

1416
01:29:40,175 --> 01:29:43,122
Did you know that just a couple blocks
from here...

1417
01:29:43,278 --> 01:29:46,282
...there's a place that looks exactly
like Paris, France?

1418
01:29:47,216 --> 01:29:50,925
I can't remember what it's called,
but it's supposed to be magnificent.

1419
01:29:51,086 --> 01:29:53,896
It's called Paris Hotel and Casino,
and it is magnificent.

1420
01:29:54,089 --> 01:29:55,159
Yeah, that's it.

1421
01:29:55,324 --> 01:29:58,362
Well, I'd like to take you to dinner there.
Tonight.

1422
01:29:58,961 --> 01:30:01,032
Oh, sorry. No can do.

1423
01:30:01,897 --> 01:30:03,205
Oh, well...

1424
01:30:03,365 --> 01:30:05,572
I'm banned from the casino for life.

1425
01:30:05,734 --> 01:30:07,407
Plus 10 years.

1426
01:30:08,003 --> 01:30:10,882
I took Mom there for her birthday,
played a little blackjack.

1427
01:30:11,039 --> 01:30:12,074
She split 10s.

1428
01:30:12,241 --> 01:30:14,278
- Oh.
- I may have overreacted.

1429
01:30:14,443 --> 01:30:16,252
They said it was abuse of an elderly.

1430
01:30:16,412 --> 01:30:17,891
Ha, ha. I've done that.

1431
01:30:18,046 --> 01:30:20,219
Heh. Right? Whatever.

1432
01:30:20,916 --> 01:30:22,293
I can't go back there.

1433
01:30:25,921 --> 01:30:27,264
But, uh...

1434
01:30:27,423 --> 01:30:32,270
...Golden Nugget has the best prime rib
in town, if that's...

1435
01:30:34,696 --> 01:30:36,642
Well, that sounds glorious.

1436
01:30:37,566 --> 01:30:39,102
I'll send for you at 8:00.

1437
01:30:45,841 --> 01:30:47,479
Is that it?

1438
01:31:16,071 --> 01:31:18,608
<font color="#D900D9">(BOTH CHUCKLE)</font>

1439
01:31:24,947 --> 01:31:27,188
I saw it once in a pornography.

1440
01:31:27,483 --> 01:31:28,826
Oh.

1441
01:31:29,117 --> 01:31:30,653
It's a nice gesture.

1442
01:31:30,819 --> 01:31:32,321
But maybe we should wait.

1443
01:31:32,821 --> 01:31:33,891
Oh. Okay. Yeah, yeah.

1444
01:31:38,427 --> 01:31:39,770
<font color="#D900D9">(CHUCKLES)</font>

1445
01:31:41,296 --> 01:31:42,741
I'll see you at 8.

1446
01:32:07,756 --> 01:32:09,667
You look great, Alan.

1447
01:32:10,726 --> 01:32:13,070
What do you think? Hat or no hat?

1448
01:32:13,228 --> 01:32:14,468
Uh...

1449
01:32:14,630 --> 01:32:16,871
- Hat. For sure.
- Oh, yeah. Okay.

1450
01:32:18,133 --> 01:32:20,272
Wow. Who's this guy?

1451
01:32:20,435 --> 01:32:22,608
The vest and the cane? I love it.

1452
01:32:22,771 --> 01:32:24,717
Thank you. Cassie picked it out for me.

1453
01:32:24,873 --> 01:32:26,352
You look like Mr. Peanut.

1454
01:32:26,508 --> 01:32:29,045
Yeah, I know, right?
That's what I was going for.

1455
01:32:29,645 --> 01:32:31,886
- Maybe we'll just lose it.
- Yeah.

1456
01:32:32,047 --> 01:32:35,051
Hey, Alan, I was just talking to Cassie.
She's an amazing woman.

1457
01:32:35,250 --> 01:32:37,787
Oh, thank you for saying that.
She is an amazing woman.

1458
01:32:37,953 --> 01:32:39,899
I find her much better than your wives.

1459
01:32:40,055 --> 01:32:41,295
Aw. That's sweet.

1460
01:32:41,456 --> 01:32:45,063
Which reminds me.
Um, we need to talk. Doug?

1461
01:32:47,663 --> 01:32:49,336
All right, listen, fellas.

1462
01:32:49,498 --> 01:32:53,378
Now that I'm getting married, I'm gonna be
spending a lot more time with Cassandra.

1463
01:32:53,535 --> 01:32:57,210
- Yeah. It's the way it should be.
- No, you slow your roll, Phil, okay?

1464
01:32:57,372 --> 01:32:58,407
There's more.

1465
01:32:58,574 --> 01:33:00,554
And you're not gonna like this part.

1466
01:33:02,711 --> 01:33:06,523
I must resign from the wolf pack.

1467
01:33:09,418 --> 01:33:12,558
Wow, that's a big step, Alan.

1468
01:33:12,721 --> 01:33:13,756
<font color="#808080">ALAN:</font> I know.

1469
01:33:14,222 --> 01:33:16,168
But she's my soul mate.

1470
01:33:16,325 --> 01:33:18,134
And my new best friend.

1471
01:33:19,061 --> 01:33:21,564
Plus, she lets me mount her...

1472
01:33:21,997 --> 01:33:23,305
...which relaxes me.

1473
01:33:23,498 --> 01:33:24,670
Oh, my God.

1474
01:33:24,833 --> 01:33:27,905
Alan, maybe never say that part again.

1475
01:33:28,070 --> 01:33:30,072
Chillax, Doug, we're all adults here.

1476
01:33:30,238 --> 01:33:32,684
I know you mount my sister.
I've seen it. Many times.

1477
01:33:33,175 --> 01:33:34,552
What?

1478
01:33:35,077 --> 01:33:36,181
Alan, you are the best.

1479
01:33:36,345 --> 01:33:37,619
The point is:

1480
01:33:37,813 --> 01:33:39,087
You need to let me go.

1481
01:33:39,448 --> 01:33:40,859
You in particular.

1482
01:33:41,016 --> 01:33:42,689
I can't be your hero anymore.

1483
01:33:44,186 --> 01:33:46,097
Okay. Sure.

1484
01:33:51,927 --> 01:33:53,270
Having said all that...

1485
01:33:53,428 --> 01:33:56,466
...I still would like to get together
on Tuesdays for bowling...

1486
01:33:56,632 --> 01:33:59,806
...and alternating Sundays
for general horseplay.

1487
01:33:59,968 --> 01:34:02,778
- How about we play all that by ear?
- Alan, it's time.

1488
01:34:02,938 --> 01:34:04,144
Here we go.

1489
01:34:04,706 --> 01:34:06,185
Ready?

1490
01:34:10,846 --> 01:34:12,553
<font color="#D900D9">(SIGHS)</font>

1491
01:34:12,981 --> 01:34:14,255
I'm ready.

1492
01:35:50,579 --> 01:35:53,025
<font color="#D900D9">(PHIL GRUNTING)</font>

1493
01:36:01,857 --> 01:36:03,632
What the fuck?

1494
01:36:05,894 --> 01:36:06,929
Oh.

1495
01:36:07,462 --> 01:36:08,497
<font color="#D900D9">(GLASS SHATTERS)</font>

1496
01:36:08,663 --> 01:36:09,937
<font color="#D900D9">(STU LAUGHING)</font>

1497
01:36:11,466 --> 01:36:15,039
<font color="#D900D9">(LAUGHING)</font>

1498
01:36:15,203 --> 01:36:16,682
Oh, my God.

1499
01:36:17,172 --> 01:36:18,515
You guys.

1500
01:36:18,673 --> 01:36:21,051
We're so crazy.

1501
01:36:22,043 --> 01:36:25,456
I'm wearing women's underwear. Ha-ha-ha.

1502
01:36:25,614 --> 01:36:28,151
Oh, my God. Ha-ha-ha.

1503
01:36:28,683 --> 01:36:31,789
Stu, don't freak out,
but you need to look down.

1504
01:36:32,888 --> 01:36:34,367
What?

1505
01:36:36,792 --> 01:36:38,430
Oh, my God!

1506
01:36:38,593 --> 01:36:39,765
<font color="#D900D9">(CASSIE CONTINUES LAUGHING)</font>

1507
01:36:39,928 --> 01:36:41,202
<font color="#D900D9">(YELLS)</font>

1508
01:36:41,363 --> 01:36:43,775
<font color="#808080">PHIL:</font> Ho-ho-ho.
- Aah!

1509
01:36:43,932 --> 01:36:45,605
<font color="#D900D9">(CASSIE CONTINUES LAUGHING)</font>

1510
01:36:45,767 --> 01:36:47,576
<font color="#808080">PHIL:</font> Oh, fuck!

1511
01:36:48,270 --> 01:36:50,443
I have boobies now!

1512
01:36:50,605 --> 01:36:51,640
Holy shit!

1513
01:36:51,807 --> 01:36:53,150
<font color="#808080">STU:</font> It's not funny!

1514
01:36:54,009 --> 01:36:56,216
Alan, what did you do?

1515
01:36:57,112 --> 01:36:58,921
What did you do, Alan?

1516
01:36:59,080 --> 01:37:00,559
The wedding cake.

1517
01:37:00,715 --> 01:37:01,955
It was from Leslie.

1518
01:37:02,350 --> 01:37:03,385
<font color="#D900D9">(GLASS BREAKING)</font>

1519
01:37:03,819 --> 01:37:04,923
Oh, my God.

1520
01:37:05,086 --> 01:37:07,999
We had a sick night, bitches. Heh-heh-heh.

1521
01:37:10,025 --> 01:37:11,732
<font color="#D900D9">(SCREAMING)</font>

1522
01:40:03,798 --> 01:40:05,800
<font color="#D900D9">(English - US - SDH)</font>