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  1. [12:56] Dogysamich: fat girls
  2. [12:56] Dogysamich: sup
  3. [12:56] tehumby: Not fat girls.
  4. [12:57] Dogysamich: but fat girls need lovin' too
  5. [12:57] Dogysamich: and i aint givin it to em
  6. [12:57] Dogysamich: so that means you gotta do it
  7. [12:58] tehumby: Nigga, don't pass the obesity baton to me.
  8. [12:58] tehumby: Give that shit to Big Bootie Qutie
  9. [12:58] Dogysamich: *passes the obesity baton*
  10. [12:58] Dogysamich: now if you wanna pass it to him, feel free
  11. [12:58] Dogysamich: but im givin it to you
  12. [12:59] tehumby: Nah dog, can't hand off shit like that. You can run the whole full length race for all I care.
  13. [12:59] tehumby: I'm walkin off the track.
  14. [12:59] Dogysamich: but we're a team...
  15. [12:59] Dogysamich: we gotta stick together man
  16. [13:01] tehumby: Real teammates don't try to call me in for an assist when you're about to get blown up.
  17. [13:02] Dogysamich: but im dante and you're chun
  18. [13:02] Dogysamich: that's your fucking job
  19. [13:02] Dogysamich:
  20. [13:02] tehumby: Even Chun isn't trying to take on fat chicks.
  21. [13:03] Dogysamich: she can take tron
  22. [13:03] tehumby: Tron isn't fat. She's just riding a mech.
  23. [13:04] Dogysamich: she's fat
  24. [13:04] Dogysamich: she gets hit by widebody combos
  25. [13:04] Dogysamich: therefore, she is a wide body
  26. [13:04] Dogysamich: wide body = fat.
  27. [13:04] tehumby: Tron is a skinny little asian bitch. Its her mech getting hit.
  28. [13:05] Dogysamich: not when i jump up and hammer her in the face
  29. [13:05] Dogysamich: ^_^
  30. [13:05] tehumby: THERE YOU GO
  31. [13:05] tehumby: YOU DO THAT SHIT
  32. [13:05] tehumby: Don't leave it to Legs McGee.
  33. [13:05] Dogysamich: i did, and then i dhc'd into you
  34. [13:05] Dogysamich: what the fuck
  35. [13:05] Dogysamich: you're the worst teammate ever
  36. [13:05] Dogysamich: ya know what
  37. [13:05] Dogysamich: get the fuck off my team
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  41. { BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGHHH!!!
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  43. [13:06] Dogysamich: i'll go chill with the BFFs
  44. [13:06] tehumby: That's why I'm tellin you to DHC to Akuma Gonzalez
  45. [13:06] Dogysamich: atleast akuma's got my back
  46. [13:06] Dogysamich: YEAH
  47. [13:06] Dogysamich: AKUMA'LL HAVE MY BACK
  48. [13:06] Dogysamich: CAUSE HE'S A BRO
  49. [13:06] Dogysamich: YOU?
  50. [13:06] Dogysamich: NO
  51. [13:06] Dogysamich: YOU WANNA NOT GET AIRTIME
  52. [13:07] tehumby: I'm just indifferent to the idea that I'D have to put in work against the big girls.
  53. [13:08] tehumby: All I got are spike bracelets and sumo legs. You got a sword and two guns. Which one of us feels braver looking up to a green chick that's 5 feet taller than either of us?
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