Advertisement
Not a member of Pastebin yet?
Sign Up,
it unlocks many cool features!
- [12:56] Dogysamich: fat girls
- [12:56] Dogysamich: sup
- [12:56] tehumby: Not fat girls.
- [12:57] Dogysamich: but fat girls need lovin' too
- [12:57] Dogysamich: and i aint givin it to em
- [12:57] Dogysamich: so that means you gotta do it
- [12:58] tehumby: Nigga, don't pass the obesity baton to me.
- [12:58] tehumby: Give that shit to Big Bootie Qutie
- [12:58] Dogysamich: *passes the obesity baton*
- [12:58] Dogysamich: now if you wanna pass it to him, feel free
- [12:58] Dogysamich: but im givin it to you
- [12:59] tehumby: Nah dog, can't hand off shit like that. You can run the whole full length race for all I care.
- [12:59] tehumby: I'm walkin off the track.
- [12:59] Dogysamich: but we're a team...
- [12:59] Dogysamich: we gotta stick together man
- [13:01] tehumby: Real teammates don't try to call me in for an assist when you're about to get blown up.
- [13:02] Dogysamich: but im dante and you're chun
- [13:02] Dogysamich: that's your fucking job
- [13:02] Dogysamich:
- [13:02] tehumby: Even Chun isn't trying to take on fat chicks.
- [13:03] Dogysamich: she can take tron
- [13:03] tehumby: Tron isn't fat. She's just riding a mech.
- [13:04] Dogysamich: she's fat
- [13:04] Dogysamich: she gets hit by widebody combos
- [13:04] Dogysamich: therefore, she is a wide body
- [13:04] Dogysamich: wide body = fat.
- [13:04] tehumby: Tron is a skinny little asian bitch. Its her mech getting hit.
- [13:05] Dogysamich: not when i jump up and hammer her in the face
- [13:05] Dogysamich: ^_^
- [13:05] tehumby: THERE YOU GO
- [13:05] tehumby: YOU DO THAT SHIT
- [13:05] tehumby: Don't leave it to Legs McGee.
- [13:05] Dogysamich: i did, and then i dhc'd into you
- [13:05] Dogysamich: what the fuck
- [13:05] Dogysamich: you're the worst teammate ever
- [13:05] Dogysamich: ya know what
- [13:05] Dogysamich: get the fuck off my team
- O o
- /¯/________________________/
- { BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGHHH!!!
- \_\¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯\
- [13:06] Dogysamich: i'll go chill with the BFFs
- [13:06] tehumby: That's why I'm tellin you to DHC to Akuma Gonzalez
- [13:06] Dogysamich: atleast akuma's got my back
- [13:06] Dogysamich: YEAH
- [13:06] Dogysamich: AKUMA'LL HAVE MY BACK
- [13:06] Dogysamich: CAUSE HE'S A BRO
- [13:06] Dogysamich: YOU?
- [13:06] Dogysamich: NO
- [13:06] Dogysamich: YOU WANNA NOT GET AIRTIME
- [13:07] tehumby: I'm just indifferent to the idea that I'D have to put in work against the big girls.
- [13:08] tehumby: All I got are spike bracelets and sumo legs. You got a sword and two guns. Which one of us feels braver looking up to a green chick that's 5 feet taller than either of us?
Advertisement
Add Comment
Please, Sign In to add comment
Advertisement