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- >Day there's no time for this in Equestria
- >You're in your bedroom
- >You have blocked your door and windows and you are sitting in a corner like a scared
- girl, hugging your laptop like a teddy bear
- >Your laptop was the only thing you brought with yourself besides your clothes and you
- wouldn't let any harm come to it
- >For some reason, the Internet from your world had signal in Equestria, and that meant
- that you could keep up with what was happening with your world
- >Though it was slow as shit, so you never had the patience to actually use it
- >A fucking YouTube video had to load for an entire day to play just one minute on 1080 pp
- >You would never damage your eyes with lower video quality
- >Though there were other sites that apparently loaded videos faster
- >But your autism wouldn't let you use them because fuck you
- >Heavy slams on your door make you hug your laptop even tighter
- >"Come on, Anon! It's for SCIENCE!"
- >That was princess purple autism, who wouldn't take a 'no' for an answer
- Science my balls! You're going to take away the only thing that keeps me sane!
- >You should thank Sunbutt for making your room teleport-proof
- >When you were constantly interrupted by alicorns that liked to suddenly appearing while
- you were masturbating it was the only solution
- >That was also the only reason for Sparky to still be out there and not in here
- 1/3
- >In your panic, you open your laptop and do what most likely is your last google search
- >"How to calm down a mare"
- >After half an hour of waiting your search has given you results
- >And none of them tell you how to calm down a purple alicorn pony mare
- >Fucking normal people and their normal problems
- >"How to calm down a crazy autist"
- >After another half hour you once again find nothing useful
- >Fucking autism
- >You close your laptop in frustration and notice that there're no more bangs on your door
- >Maybe she gave up
- >"Ya sure about this Twi?" Uh oh, that was Applejack "Last time Ah did this he spent a
- whole week under his bed"
- >"It's for the good of the many! Besides, he'll get over it" A pause "Eventually"
- >'Shit shit shit shit shit if she does what I think she's going to do I'll force both of them to
- eat Applejack's ponytails'
- >Just as you finished your thought your door, along with several planks, nails, your bed
- and a box full of playcolt magazines were kicked to the opposite side of your room
- 2/3
- >Those were a lot of magazines
- >You don't even know how you were able to push it to the door
- >Your attention goes back to where your door used to be.
- >You see Twilight Sparkle and Applejack standing there
- >"Alright Anon, there's nowhere else to go and you ran out of Sudokus to keep me
- distracted! Hoof over that laptop!"
- >You stand up and run for the window
- "NEVER!"
- >Your battle cry keeps them frozen in shock and you're able to jump to the window.
- >But in your adrenaline induced escape you forgot that your window was blocked by
- sturdy wood planks and you crash head first into it
- >You were just as stupid as the purple princess
- >The ponies snap out of their surprise and Twilight takes your laptop from your grasp
- >"Thank you for your cooperation!"
- >'That bastard ain't gonna get away with it' you thought
- >And she teleported out of your room
- Dammit Sunbutt! Next time don't let ponies teleport out of this room!
- >Outside, a ray of sunlight managed to burn the planks on your window and write on
- the floor
- >'Sure, whatever'
- >Today was a 'Internet is not useful' day
- 3/3
- THE END
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