Charles barkley with-the baby filter looks-like charles barkley,

who-is your hero, write two things-that make-this person a hero, I am one of my own hero, first I am kind-to myself, and second I do things I want, grading my third graders papers-and I see-this, the mood for 2019, wholesome 100,

nobody, florida, and on your right-if you look you’ll see two naked guys fighting over a can of paint,

when you come back-to school-after a long break-and you still remember your timetable, I’m still worthy,

therapist, pew dee pie’s-sonic-isn’t real, he can’t hurt you, pew dee pie’s-sonic,

never will I forget-the day I-told my child she couldn’t-have cake-before dinner-and she stormed off-to-the room for-about 2 mins-to come back-and tell me she left a message for me on her whiteboard-and-this was-it, my mom-is a hater,

marvel fans laughing at others for leaving-the cinema early-then realizing-there-isn’t a end scene,

what does-it take for terry-to give a one star review, terry hewitt, three stars, for a pub a old friend was murdered in, he was hack-to death in front of his wife-and people, not for me really, rip stevie,

I don’t really eat cake anymore-but I literally can’t resist cheese cake,

nobody, nibbas named edd ghar, julian, hoe say, hwahn-and kevin,

teacher, all my classmates who genuinely couldn’t care less, me giving a school presentation,

me trying-to describe a video I saw 10 years ago, youTube,

finally-some good news as-the big bang-theory ends forever,

girlfriend, excited, me, noticing a big bulge from her pants,

you ever just say fuck-it-and-have a sip of-the forbidden-soda,

dear auto industry, please bring-the ball chiller vent back, thanks, men everywhere,

when you’ve-been holding in a fat shit-the whole day-and you sneeze just-before you get home,

when you learn carl marx also invented-the word capitalist, that’s a twist,

endgame-is-the most ambitious crossover of all tigh do you fear death, jack sparrow,

young astrophysics student gets fucked hard-by albert ighn stighn for 10 hours,

the boys talking abou girls versus-the boys plotting-the assassination of archduke franz fernidad,

when you go-to watch end game-and-they show-the far from home trailer-before-the movie starts,

teacher, okay kids, get in line in alphabetical-order, kids, aron, aron, ay den,

every dude on snap now,

me trying-to describe-this one-song I heard in a video, google,

hashtag-is sah money set, in-the first picture, I thought ya hair was on-some wild shit,

when your one weird friend starts asking-why nobody’s-been online-the past month, appear off line, I-told you he was onto us,

no one, sponge bob logic,

4 year old neighbor-is thrilled-to learn I walk-the same dog every day, this looks-like-this same dog from last time, it-is, dad-it's-the same dog as last time,

serious question, when-someone’s telling you a sad story-and crying-how long should I wait-before take a bite of my corn dog,

wow-this-is-beautiful, I could create-this look for you in-about 5-to 10 minutes,

me, swallows tablet with water, everyone at-the samsung store,

nibbas-be-like no cap,

me explaining how-there were single moms in a 3 mile radius-and-then I got a virus-and messed up-thee computer, I T guy, computer technician,

If I’m wearing a bikini, where do I put my poke e balls, tee hee, woman’s secret,

3:27, her left arm contains 6 fingers, perception 100,

my little brother came home from-the dollar store-and threw one of-these at me, I just went-so far back in memory lane I got fuckin lost,

when you play minecraft-after 6 years-and-it starts-to give you a tutorial, did you forget who I am,

roses are red, but love can turn black, l o l jeff-bee zoh's follows 1 person which-is his ex-wife-and she doesn’t follow him back,

reality, 1,769, they go with starlords plan which-is a dance off, turns out thah nose-is an amazing dancer-and wins,

soundcloud rappers forcing nibbas-to listen-to-their mixtape-after-they said no fourty times,

my life falling apart, me, eating chips in-bed looking at meemes-like-the peasant-that I am,

me, I think I-have cancer, school nurse,

out here on a monday tryin-to get my dick sucked,

posting pizza on pineapple until-the-italian government sends-their hit man day number 79, hurry-the fuck up,

sometimes-the side chick-isn’t a chick, it’s a lie ber L T M 11200 mobile crane,

leh me get a sip of your water real quick,

stan lee’s former business manager charged with elder abuse against-the late marvel eye con, an arrest warrant has-been-issued, everyone, assembled,

even-if we’re cousins, we can still get married,

the cameos in game of thrones are getting ridiculous,

girl’s locker room, ugh I hate P E, where’s-that marching-sound coming from, boy’s locker room,

yo I can’t go-to-the concert, why not, I’m-so broke dude, how, food man, it’s expensive, yo you know your body can’t digh jest corn,

so-if you literally ate nothing-but corn every day you’d reach-the point-where you’re shitting out pure corn-and-then you-have an infinite-source of food-and never-have-to spend money on food again,

illumah naughty, don’t fucking send-that,

youTube sponsor annual meeting, blue apron, dollar shave club, square space, nord VPN, skillshare, audible, dashlane, brilliant,

I just yee hawed in my pants,

do not use-the gender swap filter on snap chat, the government-is trying-to find you in alternate universes-to fuck you without you knowing,

when you shear a sheep’s wool in minecraft instead of killing-it,

me coming back-to-the hospital-to retrieve my foreskin,

dude got-the car I drew in school,

medieval alchemist attempts-to create elixer of life, circa 1369, alchemy 100,

would-like-to give a quick shoutout-to-this guy-that fell down-the stairs on google maps.

car stopped-by police was-so messy-the driver got points on licence-and fine,

like a taco, god, what a fucking nightmare you people are, I’m serious, you’re-the worst species I ever created, and I made 3,500 different cockroaches,

everywhere I go, I see-because I’m not blind,

I’m on a diet, I used-to eat 6 slices of pizza, now I eat 3,

me, my body struggling-to function on no food-and-too much caffeine at 7 AM, the redbull-and iced coffee I chugged,

are you mad-or-something, no, sector-is clear, I just think-it’s funny how, not clear, not clear,

reality, 4,674,506, the avengers eat shawarma with thanos-and-they talk-it out,

why does my teacher keep asking me out on a date, please just take-the hint, date, I don't-like you-like-that, sorry, no no, date,

please, I'm 17, it’s cause you forgot-to put-the date on-the paper,

the ability-to speak-doesn’t make you intelligent,

small, my penis-is not, big, her hands are,

politician puts ad on pornhub-and says you-have-to-be-where your voters are, this pleases-the nut,

just heard-that you failed your finals, l o l, grandma I don’t think you know-what l o l means, I know-what-it means you fucking normie, I’m laughing at you, stop staring at those ani may girls-and start studying you fucking weeb,

when you walking, this-is brilliant, but I-like-this,

game ad, actual game,

a florida man used a cell phone jammer everyday-while traveling-to work-because he didn’t want drivers around him-to-be distracted on-their phones, as a result, he was fine 48,000 dollars-by-the FCC, you are bad guy, but-this does not mean you are bad guy,

Ah, ah, ah, ah, stayin’ alive,

sometimes, a man just wants-to shit in-the shower,

space scientists want-to pay you almost 19000 dollars-to lie in-bed for 2 months, I was made for-this,

philadelphia 5 year old brings 22 bags of crack cocaine-to school, police say, florida man, not bad kid,

do not-touch,

white people, east asians all look-the same,

white people,

I post end game spoilers on anti vax face book groups, I’m-about-to start-this man’s whole career,

ending 69420, instead of food, thanos started growing weed-and-when-the avengers ambushed him, the weed burned down-and avengers-and thanos-became high,

they talked for a bit-and discovered-they had a lot in common-and-that thanos-is a pretty chill dude, since-then, they played minecraft-together every sunday,

anti vax kid, beats me in you ghee oh, me, sneezes on him, and-that’s game,

end game hype, james charles drama, hentigh heaven-is back, 10th minecraft anniversary-tomorrow,

drowning in-the ocean-to prove drowning-isn’t real, it’s basically-the next step in ehvolution,

james charles, I can’t-believe I’m-the most hated youTuber, t series, first time,