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  1. DT G: LOL
  2. DT G: WHAT A GAREN
  3. You earned an S+ on Teemo
  4. DT G: I COULDD GANK ?
  5. whatisgames: this top
  6. Jack44
  7. NAT
  8. : 'i like blindpicking garen to handicap myself'
  9. whatisgames: why did u gank him
  10. DT G: you just solo killed everytime
  11. Totod1k: i told nid
  12. Jack44
  13. NAT
  14. : 'i still expect ganks'
  15. whatisgames: should of never went top
  16. DT G: how i can gank
  17. DT G: fk
  18. Totod1k: u let him free lane
  19. Totod1k: we lose
  20. DT G: me
  21. Totod1k: she chose to win other lanes
  22. Macbook Poro: crazy garen plays
  23. Macbook Poro: haha!
  24. DT G: he solo kill you
  25. Jack44
  26. NAT
  27. : report garen
  28. whatisgames: what
  29. DT G: solo kill
  30. DT G: plz
  31. whatisgames: WHAT TOTO
  32. SDoT left the lobby
  33. Everyone on your team honored a teammate! You got a little extra Honor progress this game.
  34. Totod1k: ofc he solos me
  35. whatisgames: SHE WENT TOP
  36. Macbook Poro: yeah im reporting him
  37. Totod1k: wtf?
  38. DT G: i try to carry you
  39. Jack44
  40. NAT
  41. : sorry he was on ur team
  42. whatisgames: EALRIER than bot
  43. DT G: but you just fking bad
  44. ICarryYou left the lobby
  45. DT G: i cant carry you
  46. LYCX003 left the lobby
  47. Totod1k: she went bot once
  48. DT G: i cant
  49. whatisgames: SHE WENT TOPSDIE
  50. whatisgames: more than BOT
  51. Totod1k: just to steal a couple of cs
  52. DT G: go sleep plz
  53. DT G: fking noob
  54. DT G: teemo solo kill
  55. Jack44
  56. NAT
  57. : noob garen
  58. Totod1k: bro ur dumb
  59. DT G: lol
  60. whatisgames: garen u got outplayed
  61. DT G left the lobby
  62. Totod1k: u let him sit at my tower?
  63. Jack44
  64. NAT
  65. : nah
  66. Macbook Poro: garen did less damage
  67. ChallengersYasuo left the lobby
  68. Macbook Poro: than thresh
  69. Macbook Poro: LMAOOOO
  70. Jack44
  71. NAT
  72. : garen is just pure dog doodoo
  73. Magic Iris left the lobby
  74. Macbook Poro: look at this sh*t
  75. whatisgames: ^
  76. Totod1k: ofc lmfao
  77. Macbook Poro: LMAOOOOO
  78. Totod1k: u
  79. Totod1k: picked teemo?
  80. whatisgames: ^
  81. Macbook Poro: you did less damage
  82. Macbook Poro: than a fking thresh
  83. whatisgames: tgus guy is trolling
  84. Jack44
  85. NAT
  86. : garen= dog dung
  87. Macbook Poro: oh my lord
  88. Totod1k: i cant touch u
  89. Totod1k: idiot
  90. Jack44
  91. NAT
  92. : very bad
  93. Macbook Poro: LOOOOOOLLLL
  94. Totod1k: ?
  95. Macbook Poro: so bad, so very very bad
  96. Totod1k: damn these silvies
  97. Jack44
  98. NAT
  99. : so smelly
  100. Totod1k: are hot af
  101. whatisgames: he makin it seem like
  102. whatisgames: he did good..
  103. whatisgames: like wtff...
  104. Totod1k: i did nothing
  105. whatisgames: its a DAMN TEEMO
  106. Totod1k: i couldnt do anything
  107. Jack44
  108. NAT
  109. : you did nothing
  110. whatisgames: bro if u can;t klanbe vs a teemo
  111. Jack44
  112. NAT
  113. : exactly
  114. Totod1k: he gets me low
  115. Jack44
  116. NAT
  117. : you fed
  118. whatisgames: you need to practice in NROMS
  119. Totod1k: f ign under tower
  120. Jack44
  121. NAT
  122. : so you hewlped us
  123. Totod1k: rinse repeat
  124. Jack44
  125. NAT
  126. : thanks
  127. Totod1k: but
  128. Totod1k: he needs to sit at my tower todo that
  129. whatisgames: bro U NEED TO LEARN IN NORM
  130. Macbook Poro: he just loves making them good @ss excuses
  131. Totod1k: if jg lets him sit at my tower
  132. Macbook Poro: <3
  133. whatisgames: teemo is 1st grade lol
  134. Totod1k: thats not my prob
  135. Jack44 left the lobby
  136. whatisgames: what
  137. whatisgames: WHATR
  138. Totod1k: thresh are u dumb?
  139. whatisgames: dude its a 1v1 top
  140. whatisgames: jung
  141. whatisgames: has nothing to do with it
  142. Macbook Poro: ^
  143. whatisgames: you keep asking about jung
  144. whatisgames: and
  145. Totod1k: its a matchup
  146. Macbook Poro: he got outplayed legit man
  147. Totod1k: by him picking teemo
  148. Macbook Poro: cant stop the teemo train
  149. whatisgames: AND OUR JUNGLER WENT TOP
  150. Totod1k: NID knew it was a lost lane
  151. Totod1k: so
  152. Totod1k: from that info
  153. Totod1k: u have a gameplan right?
  154. whatisgames: wtf?
  155. whatisgames: wtff?
  156. Totod1k: wait
  157. whatisgames: bro ur saying i m dumb
  158. Totod1k: are u suprised its a lost lane?
  159. whatisgames: you're not even making coherent sense
  160. Totod1k: coherent sense
  161. Totod1k: wow
  162. whatisgames: look it up
  163. Totod1k: what
  164. whatisgames: ugh
  165. Totod1k: bro idc
  166. Totod1k: im js
  167. whatisgames: what a child..
  168. Totod1k: explain to me
  169. whatisgames: bro GO PRACTICE in norms
  170. whatisgames: explain what?
  171. whatisgames: how you lost to a teemo?
  172. Totod1k: explain ur point
  173. Totod1k: im not even mad
  174. whatisgames: lol yo macbook
  175. Totod1k: ive told u guys in champ select what would hpn
  176. whatisgames: explain to him how he lost
  177. whatisgames: after lvl 3-5
  178. Totod1k: this thresh doesnt even know what to say
  179. Macbook Poro: he's just bad point blank lol
  180. Macbook Poro: but didnt respect me in lane
  181. whatisgames: ^
  182. whatisgames: see garen
  183. Macbook Poro: i have ignite
  184. Totod1k: q max
  185. Macbook Poro: u dumb ass garen
  186. Macbook Poro: LMAO
  187. Totod1k: ign
  188. whatisgames: what to say? bro are you READING?
  189. Totod1k: u dumb bitch
  190. Macbook Poro: i didnt even Q max u b*Tch
  191. Totod1k: u were flashless for a total
  192. Totod1k: of 15 mins
  193. Totod1k: in lane
  194. Macbook Poro: I'm teemo
  195. Totod1k: 0 games
  196. Macbook Poro: I know where your jungler is
  197. Macbook Poro: LOL
  198. Totod1k: good teemos
  199. Macbook Poro: I got shrooms buddy
  200. Totod1k: slow push
  201. Totod1k: and freeze
  202. whatisgames: >>>
  203. Totod1k: they dont auto push into my towe
  204. Macbook Poro: I shroomed the entire river
  205. whatisgames: LMAOO
  206. Macbook Poro: LOL
  207. Totod1k: lmfao
  208. Macbook Poro: Dude
  209. whatisgames: yo this guy
  210. Macbook Poro: You serious?
  211. Totod1k: bro
  212. whatisgames: thinks he knows
  213. Totod1k: whats ur ma xelo
  214. Totod1k: max elo
  215. Macbook Poro: I pushed so i could deny you cs
  216. Macbook Poro: every time you go for cs
  217. Macbook Poro: i poke you
  218. whatisgames: ^ he doesn;t get the simple lane 1-5
  219. Macbook Poro: you have to recall and not get back in lane like a dumbass u are
  220. Totod1k: u freeze u deny my xp and cs?
  221. whatisgames: lane phase is most important time to stomp teemo
  222. Macbook Poro: because u dont have tp
  223. Macbook Poro: i dont care im going aggro
  224. Macbook Poro: i have ignite
  225. Macbook Poro: i can poke you down
  226. Totod1k: exactly what im saying
  227. Macbook Poro: and deny you and make u recall
  228. Macbook Poro: fking retard
  229. whatisgames: he doesn;t get it
  230. Totod1k: ur whole gameplay
  231. whatisgames: he thinks he gets it
  232. whatisgames: but he doesn;t
  233. Macbook Poro: yeh this guys a lost cause
  234. Totod1k: is based on overextending and hoping for nid to be bot
  235. Macbook Poro: LMAO
  236. Totod1k: bro im just talking to u
  237. Totod1k: relax lmao
  238. whatisgames: BUT NID WAS NOT BOT
  239. Totod1k: she never came top
  240. Totod1k: except lane gank
  241. whatisgames: dude that;'s what i been saying this whole time
  242. Totod1k: thats it
  243. whatisgames: BRO SHE CAME TOP MORE THAN BOT
  244. Totod1k: she came top once
  245. whatisgames: idk what you WANT HER TO babysit you?
  246. Totod1k: if teemo denies that
  247. Totod1k: hes funny
  248. whatisgames: it was WAYYY more than top
  249. whatisgames: i specifcially remember
  250. Totod1k: no u remember the one time she ganked
  251. Totod1k: u said nid NEEDS to be bot
  252. whatisgames: th thing is, comin top is POINTLESS
  253. Totod1k: yes true
  254. Totod1k: is it pointless if u guys win game
  255. whatisgames: she TRIED top
  256. whatisgames: Multiple times
  257. Totod1k: no she didint bro
  258. whatisgames: but you have no cc or anything, so she WALKED AWAY
  259. Totod1k: hes overextended flashless
  260. whatisgames: bro she was top more than bot, don;t you realize that you are contradictin yourself?
  261. Totod1k: again
  262. Totod1k: she was top once
  263. Totod1k: i am saying top lane
  264. Totod1k: not topside
  265. Macbook Poro: garen you know it doesnt matter
  266. Macbook Poro: flash or no flash
  267. Macbook Poro: i had the entire river
  268. Macbook Poro: warded with trinkets and shrooms
  269. Macbook Poro: i know where she is
  270. whatisgames: garen also
  271. Macbook Poro: LMAO
  272. Totod1k: bro i have glacial
  273. whatisgames: LOOK AT YOUR TRINKET
  274. Totod1k: i flash ign u u die
  275. whatisgames: lol
  276. Totod1k: WORSE CASE
  277. whatisgames: then why didnlt he die?
  278. Totod1k: she has to flash
  279. Macbook Poro: ^
  280. Totod1k: thresh with a gank lol
  281. Macbook Poro: exactly
  282. Macbook Poro: why didnt i die buddy
  283. Macbook Poro: xDDDD
  284. Totod1k: 1 gank
  285. Totod1k: and it was a lane gank
  286. Totod1k: easily gankable with a pink
  287. Totod1k: or sweeper
  288. whatisgames: l....
  289. whatisgames: idk what to say
  290. Totod1k: bro ive played this matchup 10000 times
  291. whatisgames: its like speaking to a brick wall
  292. Macbook Poro: damn
  293. whatisgames: 100000 times?
  294. Totod1k: ur not making a point
  295. Macbook Poro: for 10000 times it seems like you never learn
  296. Macbook Poro: huh
  297. whatisgames: and YOU STILL DOn;t KNOW WHAT TO DO?
  298. Totod1k: my only mistake
  299. whatisgames: 4-9? only mistake?
  300. Totod1k: was not looking up the elo before picking sums
  301. whatisgames: don;t say only
  302. whatisgames: you made many mistakes
  303. whatisgames: LMAO
  304. whatisgames: LOOKIN UP ELO
  305. whatisgames: LMAOOO
  306. Macbook Poro: LOOOL
  307. whatisgames: oh what a joke response
  308. Totod1k: if this was plat
  309. whatisgames: bruh
  310. whatisgames: BRUH
  311. Totod1k: i wouldve went ign
  312. whatisgames: what?
  313. Macbook Poro: you have
  314. Macbook Poro: fking ignite
  315. Totod1k: but lower i wouldve picked tp
  316. whatisgames: YOU DID GO IG
  317. Macbook Poro: what?
  318. Totod1k: you guys dont rad?
  319. Totod1k: read?
  320. Macbook Poro: as if that wouldnt
  321. Totod1k: i said it was my mistake
  322. Macbook Poro: as if that would*
  323. Macbook Poro: make a difference
  324. Macbook Poro: hahahaha
  325. Macbook Poro: you trash bud
  326. whatisgames: wow...
  327. Totod1k: and i wouldve rushed adaptive
  328. Totod1k: if it was lower than plat
  329. Macbook Poro: keep making
  330. whatisgames: BRO
  331. Macbook Poro: excuses
  332. Macbook Poro: you're good at them
  333. Totod1k: what excuses?
  334. Totod1k: and are they excsuses
  335. whatisgames: ELO HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE MATCHUP
  336. whatisgames: yes they are
  337. whatisgames: lol
  338. Totod1k: u dont get it thresh
  339. whatisgames: they really are
  340. Totod1k: my whole lane is based off jg pressure
  341. whatisgames: bro, I M TELLIN YOU SOMETHING, and the OPPONENT YOU LOST TO
  342. Totod1k: top is a joke lane
  343. whatisgames: is tellin you something, and you are saying i don;t get it...
  344. Totod1k: the winning lane is the one who had the most jg pressure
  345. whatisgames: like don;t you see something's off with that sentiment?
  346. Macbook Poro: he's in denial
  347. Totod1k: ur not saying anything
  348. Totod1k: i see some typing in caps
  349. Totod1k: but no point made
  350. Macbook Poro: its fine, he'll learn from this eventually
  351. whatisgames: lol
  352. Macbook Poro: just gotta grow up a bit
  353. Totod1k: nice pick teemo lmao
  354. whatisgames: eventually
  355. Totod1k: there is a reason u picked it
  356. Totod1k: im js
  357. whatisgames: and he keeps saying i'm the one not making points
  358. whatisgames: that;s some real projection
  359. Totod1k: there is a reason
  360. whatisgames: at the almightiest of levels
  361. Totod1k: u picked the worse champ possible for a garen
  362. Macbook Poro: was it not a smart move?
  363. Totod1k: ?
  364. whatisgames: lol
  365. Macbook Poro: i want to win too you know?
  366. Totod1k: ur here to get imaginary points?
  367. whatisgames: ^
  368. whatisgames: LMAO
  369. Macbook Poro: not every game is going to
  370. Macbook Poro: go your way dumbass
  371. Macbook Poro: you cant expect everyone to not pick a counter to you
  372. Totod1k: ur not here to make urself better?
  373. Macbook Poro: especially if you first pick blind pick that shit
  374. whatisgames: ^
  375. Totod1k: i dont really care
  376. Totod1k: if i cared i woudnt fp garen
  377. Macbook Poro: learn to play your hard matchups lulllll
  378. whatisgames: ^
  379. Macbook Poro: you got shrekt in lane brah
  380. whatisgames: HA
  381. Totod1k: its the easiest matchup
  382. whatisgames: see you just said if i CARED
  383. Macbook Poro: LOOOL
  384. Totod1k: this and darius
  385. whatisgames: so then WHy DOn:T YOU CARE
  386. Totod1k: they both afk push lane
  387. Totod1k: with 0 escapes
  388. Macbook Poro: easiest matchup and yet
  389. Macbook Poro: you still go 0/4 in lane
  390. Totod1k: u still dont get it
  391. Macbook Poro: hell yeh man
  392. whatisgames: so that means you HAVE TO LEARN TO CONTROL THE WAVe levels 1-5
  393. Macbook Poro: nah i get it
  394. Macbook Poro: you lack brain cells
  395. Macbook Poro: what else is there not to get
  396. Totod1k: there is 0 wave control
  397. Totod1k: vs a teemo
  398. whatisgames: LMAOOO
  399. Totod1k: its autopush
  400. Totod1k: sit under tower
  401. whatisgames: WTF?
  402. whatisgames: autpush?
  403. Totod1k: they do yes
  404. whatisgames: you clearly just don;t understand when to go in
  405. whatisgames: and when not to go in
  406. whatisgames: it's simple as that
  407. Totod1k: there is 0 going in
  408. Totod1k: bro ur a sup
  409. whatisgames: Bro i can beat you 1v1
  410. whatisgames: easily
  411. Totod1k: detail ur point
  412. Macbook Poro: haha this guy's hilarious
  413. whatisgames: like EASILY
  414. whatisgames: I HAVE BEEN
  415. Totod1k: ur not making any points
  416. Totod1k: ur prob never been plat
  417. whatisgames: he keeps asking me about 'my point'
  418. Totod1k: but say something
  419. Totod1k: for me to read
  420. whatisgames: You aren;t reading
  421. Totod1k: 1-5 creep management ok
  422. Totod1k: detail
  423. Totod1k: i just wanna laugh basically
  424. whatisgames: detail, lvl 1 you win, lvl 2-4 you lose
  425. whatisgames: thats when you have to fight him to creep advantag
  426. whatisgames: or let him PUSH
  427. whatisgames: and famr under turrent
  428. Totod1k: wow
  429. whatisgames: which you also clearly couldn;t do
  430. Macbook Poro: thresh knows whatsup
  431. whatisgames: look at your cs
  432. Totod1k: very advantaced
  433. Macbook Poro: he knows your champ more than you
  434. Totod1k: teemo
  435. Macbook Poro: so-called "garen main"
  436. Macbook Poro: LUL
  437. Totod1k: ur not tilting me lmao
  438. whatisgames: ^ this guy
  439. Macbook Poro: what?
  440. Macbook Poro: im just agreeing with the truth
  441. Macbook Poro: the fk
  442. whatisgames: he thinks a support doens;t know anything else
  443. Totod1k: im not getting tilted my a teemo picked?
  444. whatisgames: what a JOKE
  445. Macbook Poro: not trying to tilt whatsoever
  446. Totod1k: thresh
  447. Totod1k: u think i didint let him afk push?
  448. Totod1k: i cant do anything else
  449. Totod1k: he decides how the lane goes
  450. whatisgames: also, I wouldn;t have picked GLACIAL
  451. whatisgames: the idea is you have to play the lane to NEVER LOSE
  452. Totod1k: again its an aggro keystone to help for ganks
  453. Macbook Poro: yeh this guys a dumbass lol
  454. Macbook Poro: i have blind
  455. whatisgames: since you acknowledge that its an all in lane
  456. Macbook Poro: to cancel ur dumbass auto
  457. whatisgames: ^
  458. Macbook Poro: even if u Q on me
  459. Totod1k: i have autos?
  460. Macbook Poro: i will forever kite your dumbass champ
  461. whatisgames: yu should of picked a TANK rune
  462. Totod1k: my w fucks ur blind?
  463. Macbook Poro: but when will you ever get to
  464. Macbook Poro: run up to me
  465. Macbook Poro: without using ur Q
  466. Macbook Poro: LMAO
  467. Totod1k: i q
  468. whatisgames: not GLACial
  469. Macbook Poro: LOOL
  470. Totod1k: u blind
  471. Macbook Poro: yeah you Q
  472. Macbook Poro: and then i blind
  473. Totod1k: i w
  474. Macbook Poro: and your shit doesnt proc
  475. Macbook Poro: and i kite you
  476. Macbook Poro: after u step on my shroom
  477. Macbook Poro: LOL
  478. Macbook Poro: are you fking dumb or some shit?
  479. Macbook Poro: holy crap
  480. Totod1k: lmfao
  481. whatisgames: ^ he really might not get it
  482. Macbook Poro: logic just does not register well
  483. Totod1k: so if nid is there
  484. Totod1k: f r e
  485. Macbook Poro: with you huh
  486. Totod1k: doesnt do anything right?
  487. Totod1k: + w/e she lands
  488. whatisgames: he keeps saying IF( bro Let eh IF GO)
  489. Totod1k: against a full squish champ?
  490. Macbook Poro: LOOOL "if" she was there
  491. Totod1k: nah
  492. Macbook Poro: bro i knew where nid was
  493. Macbook Poro: the entire time
  494. Macbook Poro: LOL
  495. Totod1k: thresh
  496. whatisgames: If is never going to HELP YOU
  497. Macbook Poro: watch replay
  498. Macbook Poro: and see all my
  499. Totod1k: the lane is lost
  500. Macbook Poro: shrooms and vision
  501. Macbook Poro: buddy
  502. Macbook Poro: LMAO
  503. Totod1k: without nid
  504. Macbook Poro: holy crap
  505. whatisgames: bro
  506. whatisgames: omfg...
  507. Totod1k: ur saying
  508. Macbook Poro: lose cause man
  509. whatisgames: the lane is lost doesn;t mean you are USELESS
  510. Totod1k: dont lose lane that bad
  511. whatisgames: and IF YOU KNOW THAT THEN TAKE TP
  512. Totod1k: just get violated instead of getting shrekt
  513. Macbook Poro: he didnt take TP because he thought this was plat elo
  514. Macbook Poro: lol!!!!
  515. Totod1k: ^
  516. Macbook Poro: big iq plays
  517. whatisgames: you intentionally took ig in a lane where you are aware of the matchup, and wonder what the issue is?
  518. Totod1k: no
  519. Totod1k: i didint wonder
  520. Totod1k: i knew
  521. Totod1k: its just that nid made a choice
  522. Macbook Poro: dude
  523. Totod1k: she made yall win
  524. Macbook Poro: how many times do i have to say
  525. whatisgames: LMAOOOO
  526. Totod1k: yall got first tower
  527. Macbook Poro: i had vision of her
  528. Macbook Poro: the entire time
  529. Macbook Poro: LMAO
  530. Macbook Poro: check the fking replay
  531. Totod1k: she didint come bro..
  532. whatisgames: he keeps bringing it back to the JUNGLER
  533. Totod1k: im telling u
  534. Macbook Poro: even if she did come, i would've backed
  535. Macbook Poro: LMAO
  536. Macbook Poro: holy
  537. Macbook Poro: yeah
  538. whatisgames: yo, if you continue with this logic, you will never get better
  539. Totod1k: lets say u wouldve made 0 mistakes
  540. Totod1k: i still would have pressure
  541. Macbook Poro: doesnt know how to take accountability
  542. Totod1k: couldve farm
  543. whatisgames: watch any pro top laner, and you;ll understand they get 0 team resources
  544. Totod1k: could regen
  545. Totod1k: its not always the gank lol
  546. Totod1k: what are u guys elo lmfao
  547. Totod1k: this is funny
  548. whatisgames: bro you are in SOLO QUE
  549. Totod1k: lets say it was a fair matchup
  550. Totod1k: 50/50
  551. whatisgames: itsz NOT
  552. Totod1k: xin comes nid doesnt
  553. whatisgames: no don;t lets SAY
  554. Totod1k: im supposed to lose lane
  555. whatisgames: DONT, its clearly NOT
  556. Totod1k: its an equation
  557. Totod1k: im js
  558. whatisgames: No its not a perfect variable equation
  559. Totod1k: jgler impacts top
  560. whatisgames: don;t bring mathematics into this
  561. Totod1k: yall got first tower
  562. Totod1k: fed mid
  563. Totod1k: bot won
  564. whatisgames: you can not account for each and every variable
  565. Totod1k: vs lost top
  566. Totod1k: thats the jgler impact
  567. Macbook Poro: wait hold up
  568. Macbook Poro: back up a bit
  569. Totod1k: yes sir
  570. Macbook Poro: didnt you already say from the beginning
  571. Macbook Poro: you had acknowledged that
  572. Macbook Poro: nid wouldnt even pay any attention to your lane anways
  573. Totod1k: no?
  574. Macbook Poro: since its a "lost matchup"
  575. whatisgames: ^
  576. Totod1k: no
  577. Macbook Poro: yes
  578. whatisgames: facts
  579. Macbook Poro: you did
  580. Totod1k: no
  581. Macbook Poro: LMAO
  582. Totod1k: scroll up
  583. Macbook Poro: i find it so funny
  584. whatisgames: he said that
  585. Totod1k: i asked in champ select
  586. whatisgames: even i said that
  587. Macbook Poro: you are still putting blame onto the jungler
  588. Totod1k: nah
  589. Totod1k: u still dont get it
  590. Macbook Poro: ?
  591. whatisgames: ....
  592. Totod1k: i dont care if she ganks or not
  593. whatisgames: bro we are trying to help you
  594. Macbook Poro: im literally just repeating what you said
  595. Totod1k: bro ur drunk
  596. Macbook Poro: albeit not word for word, but still saying what u said
  597. whatisgames: LMAO
  598. Macbook Poro: ?
  599. Totod1k: i asked her in game and in pregame to gank
  600. Macbook Poro: idk man, dont think id be able to type this fast
  601. Macbook Poro: if i were drunk
  602. Totod1k: i saw her pathing turning around jg mid bot
  603. Macbook Poro: you lost
  604. Macbook Poro: because you're bad
  605. Macbook Poro: accept it
  606. Macbook Poro: and move on
  607. whatisgames: .,..^
  608. whatisgames: facts
  609. Macbook Poro: learn from this experience
  610. Totod1k: so i got that she was winning the map
  611. whatisgames: and she did come TOP more than BOT
  612. Totod1k: and she did win the map
  613. Totod1k: it was worth
  614. whatisgames: i've also acknowledged this
  615. Totod1k: she did not
  616. whatisgames: bro watch the replay
  617. Totod1k: until u get that imaginary top pressure out of ur head
  618. whatisgames: go save the replay of this game
  619. Totod1k: ur not gonna make sense
  620. Macbook Poro: he wont
  621. Macbook Poro: he's scared of the truth
  622. whatisgames: ?
  623. Totod1k: idc about this game
  624. Macbook Poro: doesn't want to grow
  625. Macbook Poro: doesnt want to learn
  626. whatisgames: imaginary top pressure?
  627. Macbook Poro: doesnt want to accept his faults
  628. Macbook Poro: wonder how he is irl
  629. Totod1k: she lane ganked once
  630. Macbook Poro: failure at best
  631. whatisgames: bro you have 2 strangers, attempting to show you something about the GAMEPLAY
  632. Totod1k: bro u guys think ganging up make u right
  633. whatisgames: the game is over, the battle is done, we are in REVIEW mode
  634. Macbook Poro: not even ganging up
  635. Macbook Poro: we just spitting the truth buddy
  636. Macbook Poro: cmon man
  637. Totod1k: brother
  638. Macbook Poro: i want you to be better
  639. Macbook Poro: :))))
  640. Totod1k: im very very clear
  641. whatisgames: see, you're still in battle mode with us, there's no POINT
  642. Macbook Poro: i look out for my fellow comrades on the summoners rift
  643. Totod1k: u picked a free lane right
  644. Macbook Poro: get good for me, please!
  645. Totod1k: i have a choice to lose or lose hard
  646. Macbook Poro: not just for me, for the sake of your future teammates
  647. Macbook Poro: ^__^
  648. Totod1k: im way better than u no lying nothing
  649. whatisgames: you have choice
  650. whatisgames: yes
  651. Totod1k: i was p1 for 2 seasons
  652. whatisgames: LMAO
  653. Macbook Poro: LOL
  654. whatisgames: LMAOOOO
  655. Macbook Poro: i was diamond too buddy
  656. Macbook Poro: not on this account though
  657. whatisgames: bro 1v1, i bet this teemo shiets on you
  658. Macbook Poro: "im bunny nayeon"
  659. Macbook Poro: suk my a hole buddy
  660. Totod1k: thresh is sucking ur dick damn
  661. Totod1k: anyways
  662. whatisgames: like no joke, I ll sit and wtach this, just for shiets and giggles
  663. Totod1k: u picked ur free lane
  664. Totod1k: cuz u cant test ur skill right
  665. whatisgames: bro I WANTED TO WIN THIS GAME MORE THAN YOU
  666. Totod1k: or w/e u need the lp
  667. Macbook Poro: that and i like playing teemo
  668. Totod1k: lmao
  669. Macbook Poro: funny enough
  670. Macbook Poro: :)))
  671. Totod1k: ofc u do
  672. Totod1k: as i said
  673. Totod1k: 100% u mained vik top
  674. Totod1k: thats how u ppl make diamond
  675. whatisgames: and you're talkin hella ballsy yet you have avoided BOTH challenges
  676. Totod1k: so next point
  677. whatisgames: I;ve challenged you to a 1v1
  678. Macbook Poro: man im laughing so hard right now
  679. Totod1k: since its a lost lane
  680. whatisgames: and i bet this teemo would also, you are avoiding both of that
  681. whatisgames: I ALSO BET
  682. whatisgames: iight check this
  683. Totod1k: and nid knows it
  684. Macbook Poro: whats ur paypal bitch
  685. Macbook Poro: money match me
  686. whatisgames: I bet, if you PICKED TEEMO, and he PCIKED GAREN
  687. Macbook Poro: if you even got a job lmao
  688. whatisgames: you would still lose
  689. Totod1k: damn ur still mad
  690. Totod1k: teemo mains ouf
  691. whatisgames: I WILL PICK GAREN, go buy him right now, and beat your teemo
  692. Macbook Poro: ^
  693. whatisgames: and I;m not a TOP LANER
  694. Macbook Poro: facts
  695. Totod1k: thresh
  696. whatisgames: as you said, i m a lowly support
  697. Totod1k: u legit got caught by yas
  698. Macbook Poro: bruh thresh's kda on point dawg
  699. Totod1k: just to gift them the win
  700. Macbook Poro: yours on the other hand
  701. Macbook Poro: big OOF
  702. whatisgames: ^ hank you
  703. Totod1k: look at my whole team
  704. whatisgames: also look at my opponents kda
  705. Macbook Poro: 4/9
  706. Macbook Poro: despicable
  707. whatisgames: i did work compared to leona
  708. Totod1k: nid did good
  709. Totod1k: we blew it with the baron
  710. whatisgames: I DID MORE DMG THAN YOU
  711. Macbook Poro: yeh leona just fed her ass off
  712. Totod1k: if not we win this lol
  713. whatisgames: WE?? Bro if you held your own, we would of won this
  714. Totod1k: thresh
  715. Totod1k: how lol
  716. Totod1k: be clear
  717. whatisgames: i would of made teemo a nonfactor, me and nid were sweepin shrros left and RIGHT
  718. Totod1k: and lets be done with it
  719. Macbook Poro: by not feeding me to oblivion
  720. Macbook Poro: ?
  721. whatisgames: be done with what? i m not holdin you here
  722. Totod1k: im js
  723. Totod1k: let me get ur point
  724. whatisgames: you can leave, being done with nothing bruh, the facts are evident
  725. Totod1k: not pieces of info here and there
  726. Totod1k: hey maybe ive been playing this matchup wrong depending on jg pressure
  727. Totod1k: its not a favorable matchup anywaays
  728. whatisgames: my point is, if you played calmly and stopped trying to fight the teemo, you would have had MUCH more top pressure
  729. Totod1k: i never tried to fight him there u go...
  730. Totod1k: never
  731. Totod1k: ever
  732. whatisgames: then how did he kill you?:
  733. Totod1k: not 1 auto even attempted
  734. Totod1k: see u dont know what ur talking about
  735. whatisgames: lmao
  736. whatisgames: LMAO
  737. Totod1k: i farm under tower
  738. whatisgames: thats why he stomped you in cs and kda?
  739. whatisgames: ok question
  740. Totod1k: he ranged
  741. whatisgames: since you want DETAIL
  742. Totod1k: he poke
  743. Totod1k: he flash ign
  744. Totod1k: when low
  745. whatisgames: how did the level one to level two interaction occur?
  746. whatisgames: and please you can stay silent, I'd like teemo's perspective
  747. Totod1k: i tried to get lvl 2
  748. Totod1k: oh
  749. Macbook Poro: basically i was just last hitting only
  750. Totod1k: it was nothing anyways hell say the same
  751. Macbook Poro: i did push hard
  752. Macbook Poro: on the first 3 minions
  753. Macbook Poro: but after that
  754. Macbook Poro: was just last hitting
  755. Macbook Poro: until lvl 2
  756. Totod1k: we both got lvl 2 he afk pushed the rest of the game
  757. Macbook Poro: then after that yeah iwas just hard pushing lol
  758. Totod1k: at that point
  759. Totod1k: my mistakes : no tp
  760. whatisgames: then how did you die garen?
  761. Totod1k: no adaptive rush
  762. whatisgames: how did you go 0-4?
  763. Totod1k: bro u play bot
  764. Totod1k: u know that ranged champs can u hit and run under tower
  765. Totod1k: he rushed boots
  766. whatisgames: bro you THINK THIs is my only account?
  767. Totod1k: ik its not
  768. whatisgames: you think i only play support?
  769. Macbook Poro: i believe his 2nd death
  770. Macbook Poro: baited him
  771. Macbook Poro: and he thought he could kill me
  772. Macbook Poro: and he burned both flash+ignite
  773. Totod1k: nop
  774. Macbook Poro: that's when i started to do all-chat
  775. whatisgames: ^
  776. Macbook Poro: and say '?"
  777. Macbook Poro: because that was legit
  778. Macbook Poro: very fking dumb of you
  779. Macbook Poro: LMAO
  780. whatisgames: iight okay
  781. whatisgames: see
  782. Totod1k: i was low
  783. Totod1k: xin was diving me
  784. Totod1k: i warded it
  785. whatisgames: see, is that the detail you want toto?
  786. Totod1k: so either i give an assist
  787. Totod1k: or not
  788. Macbook Poro: no
  789. Totod1k: yes
  790. whatisgames: LMAO
  791. Macbook Poro: this was a solo kill
  792. Macbook Poro: wtf
  793. Macbook Poro: like
  794. whatisgames: ^
  795. Totod1k: it was
  796. Macbook Poro: xin wasnt there
  797. Macbook Poro: it was
  798. Macbook Poro: the 2nd death
  799. Totod1k: he didint get the assist
  800. Macbook Poro: LOL
  801. Macbook Poro: bruh
  802. Macbook Poro: ur memory sucks ass
  803. whatisgames: lol this guy is HILARIOUS
  804. Macbook Poro: holy shit lol
  805. Totod1k: yes thresh u filmed top
  806. Macbook Poro: buddy
  807. Totod1k: u didint lane u were watching the whole time
  808. whatisgames: lmao
  809. Totod1k: this guy i swear lol
  810. whatisgames: LMAOOO
  811. Macbook Poro: LOL
  812. Macbook Poro: 100%
  813. Macbook Poro: for sure
  814. Macbook Poro: it was not when
  815. Macbook Poro: xin was there
  816. whatisgames: that;s HENCE why i m asking YOU and YOUR OPPONENT
  817. Macbook Poro: that u burned flash+ignite
  818. Macbook Poro: u know how i know?
  819. Macbook Poro: because when xin was there
  820. Macbook Poro: we already had beef with each other
  821. Totod1k: i didint burn
  822. Macbook Poro: and i know 100% i started beef
  823. Totod1k: but i did give u a solo kill
  824. Macbook Poro: because i said "?"
  825. Macbook Poro: after u did that dumbass
  826. Macbook Poro: flash+ignite
  827. Macbook Poro: LOOL
  828. Macbook Poro: so that was clearly before
  829. Macbook Poro: xin came
  830. whatisgames: ^ BAM
  831. Totod1k: check the tape lol
  832. whatisgames: unless you saying he's lying
  833. Macbook Poro: LOL sure i will
  834. Totod1k: im saying its not accurate
  835. whatisgames: so you're essentially saying temeo's lying
  836. Macbook Poro: legit the only reason
  837. Macbook Poro: i said "?"
  838. Totod1k: because i would never ight a teemo
  839. Totod1k: in my life
  840. Macbook Poro: because that shit u did
  841. Macbook Poro: was so fking laughably bad
  842. Macbook Poro: i just had to do it
  843. Macbook Poro: LOL
  844. Macbook Poro: "?"
  845. Totod1k: i just told u how i lane it
  846. Macbook Poro: LOL
  847. Totod1k: afk farm under tower
  848. Macbook Poro: then why did i chat
  849. Macbook Poro: "?"
  850. Macbook Poro: wtf
  851. Macbook Poro: LMAO
  852. Macbook Poro: buddy
  853. Totod1k: because u killed me?
  854. Macbook Poro: i know me more than you know me
  855. Macbook Poro: and i for sure only said that
  856. Totod1k: u never killed me without burning f ign
  857. Macbook Poro: because u did some retarded shit
  858. whatisgames left the lobby
  859. whatisgames: otherwise you lost at summoner selection
  860. Totod1k: u suck dick bro
  861. whatisgames: LMAO
  862. Totod1k: like i told u
  863. Macbook Poro: omg so funny
  864. Totod1k: u picked teemo
  865. Totod1k: for a reason
  866. whatisgames: LMAOOO
  867. Macbook Poro: yeah to take my W with grace
  868. Totod1k: this is what gold?
  869. whatisgames: then JUST TAKE TP
  870. Macbook Poro: :))
  871. Totod1k: aint no summoner saving me from this
  872. Totod1k: its the hardest counter possible
  873. whatisgames: iight im outta here, this guy don;t want to hear it
  874. whatisgames: its not
  875. Macbook Poro: aint no summoner pulling you out of this elo
  876. whatisgames: and it would have
  877. Totod1k: hardest
  878. Totod1k: counter possible
  879. whatisgames: bro
  880. Macbook Poro: yeah im outtie too
  881. whatisgames: then OK
  882. whatisgames: BRO
  883. Totod1k: u say the countray i ignore u
  884. Macbook Poro: you cant reason with this guy
  885. Macbook Poro: its just not possible
  886. whatisgames: how about I PICK GAREN
  887. whatisgames: and yoU PICK TEEMo
  888. whatisgames: 1v1
  889. Totod1k: lmfao
  890. Totod1k: 7:20 am
  891. whatisgames: like i m givin him what he wants via mathcup
  892. whatisgames: and he won;t
  893. whatisgames: be he's scared of a support
  894. Totod1k: what would it prove
  895. Totod1k: i never played teemo in my life
  896. whatisgames: LMAOOO
  897. Macbook Poro: LOL
  898. Totod1k: execept torll norms
  899. Macbook Poro: werent u just giving me crap
  900. Macbook Poro: for saying teemo's a shit easy champ
  901. whatisgames: it would prove that it's not the MATCHUP
  902. Totod1k: no?
  903. Macbook Poro: surely you can play against this guy
  904. Totod1k: i said its a troll champ
  905. Macbook Poro: with teemo first time
  906. Macbook Poro: since so easy rite
  907. Macbook Poro: xDD
  908. Totod1k: only ppl taht need to win lane in a cheamp manner pick him
  909. Macbook Poro: LOOL
  910. Totod1k: u dont pick teemo vs kennen
  911. whatisgames: LMAO
  912. whatisgames: LMAOOO
  913. whatisgames: DUHHHH
  914. Totod1k: ppl that pick teemo
  915. whatisgames: its CALLED COUNTER PICKING
  916. Totod1k: yes
  917. whatisgames: you;ve played this game more than 10000 times
  918. Macbook Poro: then why arent all the elo-grinding boys out there
  919. Totod1k: darius is a counter pick
  920. whatisgames: you should understand that
  921. Macbook Poro: mass spamming teemo in high elo with good success
  922. whatisgames: iigtht i m out, peace
  923. whatisgames: gg
  924. Totod1k: cuz all bruisers get fked?
  925. Macbook Poro: yeah im done dude
  926. Macbook Poro: fk this
  927. whatisgames: good luck buddy, you need it
  928. Totod1k: trash fucks
  929. whatisgames: and gg teemo
  930. Totod1k: lmfao
  931. whatisgames: good job
  932. Macbook Poro: lates thresh
  933. whatisgames: you tilted this kid hard
  934. Macbook Poro: gg too
  935. Macbook Poro: sorry you had this guy
  936. Totod1k: pick teemo vs more bruisers
  937. whatisgames left the lobby
  938. Totod1k: faggot
  939. Macbook Poro: yeah just one question mark ruined his day
  940. Totod1k: lmfao
  941. Macbook Poro: LMAO
  942. Totod1k: lmfao
  943. Totod1k: oc
  944. Totod1k: ofc
  945. Macbook Poro: have a shitty rest of your day garen
  946. Totod1k: u sick
  947. Macbook Poro: garbage
  948. Totod1k: bitch
  949. Totod1k: suck
  950. Totod1k: dick
  951. Totod1k: faggot
  952. Totod1k: ur dads are faggots lmfao
  953. Totod1k: thats why u pick this champ
  954. Totod1k: u take it up the ass to often
  955. Macbook Poro: thanks
  956. Macbook Poro: bye :)
  957. Totod1k: u need to do it to others
  958. Totod1k: faggot
  959. Totod1k: bitch
  960. Totod1k: learn 2 lane
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