How My Dad “Accidently” Insulted Me

When me and my dad were driving home from Grandma’s on Christmas Day.  My dad was saying that sometimes he would have to go to the bathroom, when he’s driving at work.  And so it’s inconvenient for him to get to the bathroom.  And my dad sometimes thinks about peeing in an empty Tim Hortons cup or whatever.

But that’s when my dad said to me that, it’s one of the advantages of being a male.  I took this AS an insult.  And I said to him that a “Girl” can do that too.  And my dad thought that average Girl wouldn’t be able to do that.  And my dad basicially asked me if I agreed with his statement.  AND I SAID NO TO HIM. And told him that “Girls” can do this better than men.

My dad knows about my sexual turn-on.  Which is to pee standing up AS a “Girl” ALL the time. I told him that I would much rather do that AS a “Girl”.  And he say’s alright.

My dad saw me crying like 2 minutes later, and he asked me “What’s wrong” And I told him that he insulted me.  And I told my dad that I don’t view that AS an advantage.  My dad then apologized to me for what he did.  And he was pretty nice about it too.

My dad just told me that he would personally rather have a “point and aim” himself.

And I told my dad that I would MUCH RATHER do this AS a “Girl” (with a vagina) ALL THE TIME.

I’ll want a GoGirl device to help me pee standing up AS a “Girl” for the duration of the pain.  Because I’m going to be in pain there for a short while after surgery.  And I’m probably not going to want to touch myself there.

Eventually I would like to pee standing up AS a “Girl” with no assistance.  I will get good at this.  And I won’t be a wimp about it either.  I’ll even get good enough to pee standing up (AS a “Girl”) through the fly of pants TOO!!!!