I, King Richard, being of sound mind and body do hereby pen my last will and testament. Let it be read and executed by my loyal scribe in the event of my passing.

To my friend Angus, I leave my dragon, Tad Cooper. He likes apples a lot, but make sure he eats plenty of eggs and veggies to grow big and strong.

To my cousin, Anne, I leave my crown and kingdom. The crown may not be your style, but one day may you find another man worthy of it. Tell Galavant what happened to me, he's a noble and trustworthy knight. He'll take care of you.

To Jeremy I leave my sword, a weapon worthy of a king for a very worthy squire.

To my scribe Steven, I leave the remainder of my belongings to be kept or discarded as you will.

To all of you I leave these last words: I believe in you.