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No More Flutterrape

Nov 9th, 2012
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  1. >Day Travis Touchdown in Equestria
  2. >Wake up
  3. >Go through morning routine.
  4. >Make sure beam katana is charged.
  5. >Walk over to Purple Jelly 5 poster and lick all the characters' faces, as is your custom in the morning.
  6. "Moeeeeee..."
  7. >Knocking at door.
  8. >Open door to see Sluttershy sitting at your door.
  9. >She's holding a flute awkwardly in her mouth sideways.
  10. >How would she even play that thing?
  11. >"T-travis... I-it's time to duel... If that's ok with you..."
  12. >the ends of her flute extend into beam katanas, but the heat of the blades burn her mouth and she drops the weapon.
  13. >"A-are homocidal fangirls your fetish?"
  14. >Ewww. 3d pig disgusting.
  15. >Put away beam katana.
  16. >Grab her in a bear hug under her forelimbs.
  17. >"Oh yes! I knew I got it right this ti-"
  18. >Perform backwards piledriver suplex on the bitch.
  19. >She's out cold.
  20. >You advanced to rank 51!
  21. >The fuck? You were rank 1!
  22. >Beating Fluttershy got you demoted.
  23. >Fucking Fluttershy.
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