Men in Black International (2019) eng

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[♪♪♪]

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[TIRES SCREECHING]

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God, do I hate Paris.

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Not to worry.
Probably won't be around much longer.

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[♪♪♪]

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[ALARM WAILING]

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[GUNS POWERING UP]

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MAN:
I've been waiting a long time for this.

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I guess what... What I'm trying to say is:
Lisa, will you mar...?

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H:
Bonjour.

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We're with Tower security.

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Uh, we're sorry,
but you're not supposed to be here.

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- Sorry.
- Sorry.

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So? She say yes?

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- I haven't asked yet.
- He hasn't asked yet.

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Oh, well, that's a terrible shame, isn't it?

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Because that blinking light back there

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means there's been a breach in Portal 2.

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Which means, in a few minutes,

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the most vile creatures
in the entire universe,

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the Hive, are gonna consume
every last one of us from the inside out.

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I don't understand.

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All will be explained if you look right...

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here.

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The Tower was closed for repairs.

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[WHISPERING]
Ask her on the way down.

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HIGH T:
This way, please.

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Thank you.

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Mind the gap.

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Right. Shall we?

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[IN NORMAL VOICE]
Let's do this.

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[H SHOUTING]

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[GRUNTING]

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- Hey, guys.
MAN: Who the hell are you?

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Ask her again down on the ground.

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[GRUNTING]

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- Whew.
- Ah, there you are.

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Yeah. All right.
Let's try this again, shall we?

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[GUNS POWERING UP]

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So, what's the play here?

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HIGH T:
We've been in this situation before.

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H:
We've never faced the Hive before.

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They've never faced us.

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Always remember:

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The universe has a way of leading you
to where you're supposed to be

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at the moment
you're supposed to be there.

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Sometimes the universe gets it wrong.

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[♪♪♪]

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[CREATURES ROARING
AND SNARLING]

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[♪♪♪]

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[MOLLY'S PARENTS
SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]

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"Let's have some action.

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I want some asses wiggling.

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I want some perfection."

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[SHOUTS]

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[SHOUTS]

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[CANS CLANGING]

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Get my three-wood.

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- Come on, let's go.
- Okay, okay.

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Careful.

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[CLATTERING]

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HAROLD:
Aah! Oh, my God!

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[CREATURE CHITTERING]

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- Oh, my God. Baby.
- What?

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Uh...

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That wasn't no animal, okay?

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It was a... It was a...

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I ain't never seen nothing like that before.
It was like a creature.

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[HAROLD SNARLS]

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What? Harold, call the police.

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- The who?
- The police. Call the police!

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[DOORBELL RINGS]

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That was fast.

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MAN: Good evening, folks.
We're from Animal Control.

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- You say you saw something?
HAROLD: We haven't called you yet.

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MOLLY'S MOM: Are we in any danger?
Does it have rabies?

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HAROLD: Whatever that was,
it wasn't a regular animal.

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- It was like a...
MAN: Yes, the creature you saw was

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an unlicensed Tarantian
from Andromeda II.

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Very rare, very dangerous.

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MOLLY'S MOM: I'm sorry, what?
AGENT: A Tarantian.

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I know. He looks cute now.

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- Tarantian?
AGENT: But when they hit puberty,

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they turn into real monsters.

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[♪♪♪]

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[TARANTIAN SQUEALS
THEN MOLLY GASPS]

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[STUFFED ANIMAL SQUEAKING]

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[SQUEALING]

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Shh. Don't be scared. It's okay.

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AGENT:
Is there anyone else in the house?

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MOLLY'S MOM:
Just our daughter. She's sleeping.

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AGENT: A raccoon.
Yeah, that's your problem, folks.

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Just make sure those trash can lids

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are on nice and tight,
and, uh, we were never here.

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MOLLY'S MOM:
Maybe we should go check on Molly.

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We've gotta get you out of here.

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[CAR DRIVES AWAY]

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Come on.

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[MEOWS]

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[SQUEALS]

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It's okay.

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I'm your friend. I'm Molly. Go on.

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Molly.

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[IN ALIEN LANGUAGE]
Kabla nakshulin.

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Kabla nakshulin.

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MAN: Well, Molly, you've scored
excellent or above in every area.

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Fitness, deductive reasoning, logic,

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weapons training.

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Just one problem.

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You didn't check a box.

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For your preferred division.
Everyone has to check a box.

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Hmm.

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Yeah, I made my own box

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for the division that has no box.

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You know, the division
where they wear black suits

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and deal with the guys from...

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[CLICKS TONGUE]

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Up there.

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You mean, Accounting?

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No, like...

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[GROANING]

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Yeah, still...

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Accounting. Heh.

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MAN 1:
That should fix the glitch.

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- And remember, we care.
MAN 2: You're good to go.

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And just remember, we care.

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[SNORING]

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Look for the icon marked
"advanced extensions."

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WOMAN: Okay.
- Click on it.

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Which icon? There's a bunch...

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- Thirteenth icon from the left.
- Whose left?

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- Your left.
- Oh, sorry.

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- I got it now.
- Okay, got it?

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Yeah, I got it.

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[COMPUTER BEEPING]

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Are you still there?

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- Hello? Help me. What's going on?
-Oh, no.

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Nothing. Let me just run
a little diagnostic on my end,

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and I will be back to you.
No, it won't take long.

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Not long at all. Okay.

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What the f...? Ehh.

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- This is perplexing.
MAN: Is it...?

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Is it...?

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[WHISPERING]
A-L-I-E-N-S?

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I don't know why you always insist
on whispering and spelling that.

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Finally decided to show up, huh?

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[COMPUTER BEEPING]

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Oh, my God.

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All I have to do is figure out trajectory
and I am in.

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- I'm back. Okay, try this.
WOMAN: Hi.

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- Unplug it, plug it back in.
- Okay. All right.

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- And remember, we care.
- Hello?

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[EXHALES]

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I have to go.

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[♪♪♪]

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- Jimmy's coming back to get the kids.
- Yes.

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Okay. Let's see where you are now.

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[♪♪♪]

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COMPUTER:
Welcome back, Professor Armitage.

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[MOLLY GASPS]

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Oh, you tricky one.

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I don't think you're a meteor, are you?

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Nope, I think you are
an unauthorized landing.

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This is it.

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It's all happening.

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See you soon, Jimmy.

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[♪♪♪]

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Right here, right here.

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Right here.

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- Hey, hey!
- Hey.

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Please keep the meter running.
I'll pay you extra.

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What...? Unh...

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[CELL PHONE BEEPING]

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[BEEPING FASTER]

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[ELECTRICITY CRACKLES]

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[♪♪♪]

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[MOLLY BREATHING HEAVILY]

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AGENT:
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Come on, Jimmy.

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What are you doing back on Earth?

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Hey, this is...? This is Earth?

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- My bad, guys. Come on.
AGENT: Tell it to O back at HQ.

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JIMMY: I just want to see my kids.
- Get this ship out of here!

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I'll escort our Zamporian friend back.

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[♪♪♪]

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- Don't lose them.
- What?

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- I'm on it. On it.
- Go, go, go! Go!

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Hey, did they bring in
that Zamporian yet?

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Came in minutes ahead of you.

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The guy tried to sneak in
behind a Perseid meteor shower.

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Amateur hour. Am I right?

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Right as rain.

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Rain don't lie.

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Sheesh, talk about amateur hour.
Hey, you gonna call this in or what?

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[RADIO CLICKS]

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Code Black.

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[♪♪♪]

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COMPUTER:
Unauthorized visitor.

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Lockdown protocol engaged

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in three, two, one.

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[GASPS]

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O: All right, who's she working for?
- She claims to be working alone.

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A random civilian simply waltzes in
off the high street.

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I don't think so.

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Neuralyze her.

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No, no, no. Don't.

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I know what that thing is. Please.

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O:
Hang on. Hang on.

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[NEURALYZER POWERS DOWN]

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She had an experience.

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It erased my parents' memories,
but it didn't take mine.

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So my whole life,
everyone's called me crazy.

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They said that I needed therapy,

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which, okay, admittedly, I did,
but not for this.

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Did she really hack
into the Hubble Telescope

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to look at Andromeda II
and we didn't catch her?

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In the old days, we'd have hired her.

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It took me 20 years to find you,
plus or minus.

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How many people can say that?

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I found you.

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So you found us.
You proved you're not crazy.

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You win the "I'm Not Crazy" badge.
Now what?

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- I want in.
- We don't hire. We recruit.

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Then I'd like to be recruited.

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I'm going to need more...

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but would you mind giving me
one good reason?

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Because I'm smart.

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I'm motivated.

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I look good in black. I'm...

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O:
Boring me.

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Because I have absolutely
no life whatsoever.

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I have nothing.
I have no dog, no cat, definitely no chill.

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I have nothing
that I couldn't happily walk away from,

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which makes me perfect for this job.

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Well, you're certainly suitably tragic.

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No love? No relationships?

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They just distract you
from what's important.

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Oh, really? And what's important?

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The truth of the universe.

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I wanna know everything.
I wanna know how it all works.

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You really think a black suit is going
to solve all your problems?

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Mm... No, but it looks damn good on you.

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That's true.

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[♪♪♪]

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[♪♪♪]

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O: From this moment, you will conform
to the identity we give you.

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You will dress only
in MIB Special Services attire.

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You have been trained in the use
of MIB-sanctioned technology,

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vehicles and weaponry.

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Mm-mm.

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O:
You will not stand out in any way.

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You are no longer part of the system.

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You do not exist.

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Check, please.

254
00:16:18,979 --> 00:16:20,564
O:
We are above the system.

255
00:16:20,647 --> 00:16:24,109
Over it, beyond it. We are them.
We are they. We are the Men in Black.

256
00:16:24,192 --> 00:16:25,986
The "Men" in Black?

257
00:16:26,069 --> 00:16:27,904
Don't. Don't start.

258
00:16:27,988 --> 00:16:31,324
I've had the conversation.
They didn't seem to be able to let it go.

259
00:16:31,408 --> 00:16:33,785
It's a process. Attachment issue, I think.

260
00:16:33,869 --> 00:16:35,662
There's your first assignment.

261
00:16:36,580 --> 00:16:38,582
Okay. When do I get my, uh...? Bzzz.

262
00:16:38,665 --> 00:16:41,710
It's called a neuralyzer.
You don't just get it, you earn it.

263
00:16:42,919 --> 00:16:45,714
You've been accepted
for a probationary period.

264
00:16:45,797 --> 00:16:48,592
Impress me, and we'll see about the:
Bzzz.

265
00:16:48,675 --> 00:16:50,218
- Okay.
- Mm.

266
00:16:51,720 --> 00:16:54,556
You're a fan of the truth,
aren't you, Agent M?

267
00:16:54,639 --> 00:16:55,599
- I like it.
- Mm.

268
00:16:56,725 --> 00:16:58,518
I think we may have
a problem in London.

269
00:17:00,103 --> 00:17:02,188
[BELL TOLLING]

270
00:17:05,817 --> 00:17:07,193
[COUGHING]

271
00:17:09,404 --> 00:17:11,281
Wow, that is smooth.

272
00:17:11,364 --> 00:17:14,117
Let's keep them coming, shall we?
Another round.

273
00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:18,204
Ah. So can I just say how much
I'm liking this place?

274
00:17:18,288 --> 00:17:20,165
It's formal but not too stuffy.

275
00:17:20,248 --> 00:17:22,667
Classic, but still kind of stylish.

276
00:17:22,751 --> 00:17:25,754
Makes it a very
Eyes Wide Shut kind of vibe. Heh.

277
00:17:25,837 --> 00:17:27,297
I'm kidding.

278
00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:28,840
Sort of. Ha-ha.

279
00:17:29,591 --> 00:17:31,384
[RATTLING AND HISSING]

280
00:17:32,302 --> 00:17:36,765
Ooh. Hoo-hoo! Or is it mostly
just the lethal high-stakes gambling?

281
00:17:36,848 --> 00:17:38,683
Thank you very much.

282
00:17:38,767 --> 00:17:41,102
Would you look at that?
Straight to the ace, gentlemen.

283
00:17:41,186 --> 00:17:42,145
That's me again.

284
00:17:45,190 --> 00:17:46,650
Let's talk business, shall we?

285
00:17:48,109 --> 00:17:50,070
I can move this stuff.

286
00:17:50,153 --> 00:17:52,280
Who do I speak with
about getting a lot more of it?

287
00:17:52,364 --> 00:17:53,323
Because I'm in.

288
00:17:53,406 --> 00:17:54,407
You're not.

289
00:17:55,450 --> 00:17:59,412
You see, I have a very strict
"no Men in Black" policy.

290
00:17:59,496 --> 00:18:00,372
[COUGHS]

291
00:18:00,455 --> 00:18:02,332
Oh, God. I don't blame you.

292
00:18:02,415 --> 00:18:04,542
Who'd want
those assholes coming in here?

293
00:18:04,626 --> 00:18:07,796
Men in Black.
The Morons in Black, if you ask me. Heh.

294
00:18:07,879 --> 00:18:09,714
What a bunch of dicks. Am I right?

295
00:18:09,798 --> 00:18:13,218
All it takes is one bad apple
to spoil any environment...

296
00:18:13,301 --> 00:18:14,886
[♪♪♪]

297
00:18:16,012 --> 00:18:17,180
[GRUNTING]

298
00:18:17,263 --> 00:18:18,598
Stop it, guys.

299
00:18:18,682 --> 00:18:20,600
[GRUNTING AND SHOUTING]

300
00:18:37,826 --> 00:18:40,578
I am MIB, you Cerulian scum.

301
00:18:41,705 --> 00:18:44,749
And FYI, your little club here sucks.

302
00:18:44,833 --> 00:18:46,793
You're gonna give me everything:

303
00:18:46,876 --> 00:18:49,629
suppliers, sellers, your whole network.

304
00:18:49,713 --> 00:18:51,131
[CREATURE BITES]

305
00:18:51,423 --> 00:18:52,632
[H GROANS]

306
00:18:54,843 --> 00:18:55,760
[CHUCKLES]

307
00:18:56,219 --> 00:18:58,805
Your luck run out. You're already dead.

308
00:19:02,684 --> 00:19:06,146
Only one person here has the antidote.
Emily, sweetheart.

309
00:19:06,229 --> 00:19:07,355
[H GRUNTING]

310
00:19:08,314 --> 00:19:09,482
[COUGHING]

311
00:19:12,193 --> 00:19:13,403
[GRUNTING]

312
00:19:15,822 --> 00:19:19,284
[IN STRAINED VOICE] Please, I'll...
I'll give you whatever you want.

313
00:19:20,535 --> 00:19:21,536
Please.

314
00:19:21,619 --> 00:19:22,996
Anything you want.

315
00:19:24,205 --> 00:19:25,832
Anything I want?

316
00:19:34,716 --> 00:19:36,134
[SNORING]

317
00:19:48,354 --> 00:19:50,356
[♪♪♪]

318
00:20:10,085 --> 00:20:12,837
WOMAN [ON PA]:
The express train to London has arrived.

319
00:20:12,921 --> 00:20:16,716
With continuing service to Paris,
Stockholm,

320
00:20:16,800 --> 00:20:19,302
Milan, Rome, Madrid.

321
00:20:21,721 --> 00:20:25,266
Caught him in the locker room.
I knew that kid was neuralyzing himself.

322
00:20:25,350 --> 00:20:28,520
I told him, "Do that too much
and you'll go blind." Ha-ha-ha.

323
00:20:28,603 --> 00:20:29,437
Right?

324
00:20:29,521 --> 00:20:30,939
Who could go for a nosh?

325
00:20:31,022 --> 00:20:33,441
WORM 1:
I'd like a nice pastrami sandwich.

326
00:20:33,525 --> 00:20:35,026
With lots of melted cheese too.

327
00:20:35,110 --> 00:20:36,820
[DOOR ALARM BEEPING
THEN M SIGHING]

328
00:20:37,612 --> 00:20:38,655
[CREATURE GRUNTS]

329
00:20:40,156 --> 00:20:41,241
[GROANING]

330
00:21:16,234 --> 00:21:17,694
[♪♪♪]

331
00:21:17,777 --> 00:21:18,736
[SHOUTS]

332
00:21:37,630 --> 00:21:40,300
WOMAN [ON PA]: Now arriving:
express train from New York.

333
00:21:40,675 --> 00:21:45,138
Last call for Flight 2112
to the Cat's Eye Nebula.

334
00:21:45,221 --> 00:21:46,681
[ALIENS CHATTERING]

335
00:21:49,559 --> 00:21:50,727
[CELL PHONE RINGS]

336
00:21:50,810 --> 00:21:52,228
[CHITTERING]

337
00:21:56,274 --> 00:21:57,901
COMPUTER:
Welcome, Agent M.

338
00:21:57,984 --> 00:22:00,904
Please report to New Agent Orientation.

339
00:22:12,582 --> 00:22:15,043
Access granted, Agent M.

340
00:22:19,881 --> 00:22:20,965
[ALIENS CHITTERING]

341
00:22:25,595 --> 00:22:28,223
WOMAN [ON PA]:
...every hour from Gate 12.

342
00:22:29,140 --> 00:22:30,391
[CHATTERING IN ALIEN LANGUAGE]

343
00:22:38,650 --> 00:22:40,985
ALIEN:
Excuse me, ma'am.

344
00:22:47,742 --> 00:22:50,328
It's never who you think it is.

345
00:22:51,120 --> 00:22:52,997
Oh, no. That one makes sense.

346
00:22:55,625 --> 00:22:57,210
So you're the one who found us.

347
00:22:58,586 --> 00:23:00,171
Yes, I am.

348
00:23:00,254 --> 00:23:02,757
I'm T. High T.

349
00:23:02,840 --> 00:23:04,384
Oh, yeah. You're, uh...

350
00:23:04,467 --> 00:23:06,427
- I run this little circus.
- Yeah. Heh-heh.

351
00:23:06,511 --> 00:23:09,555
- Welcome, M.
- It's nice to meet you, sir.

352
00:23:09,639 --> 00:23:12,183
O told me to expect some great things.

353
00:23:13,309 --> 00:23:16,145
- And great things shall you get.
- Good.

354
00:23:16,229 --> 00:23:17,438
Right through there.

355
00:23:20,441 --> 00:23:21,651
[CHITTERING]

356
00:23:26,030 --> 00:23:28,908
- Hi, you.
MAN 1: Wait, wait, wait! Don't touch him!

357
00:23:30,076 --> 00:23:30,910
Oh, God.

358
00:23:30,994 --> 00:23:32,620
Uh... Oh.

359
00:23:33,454 --> 00:23:35,248
MAN 1: I got him, I got him.
MAN 2: You guys...

360
00:23:35,331 --> 00:23:36,791
I got him. I got him.

361
00:23:38,835 --> 00:23:39,836
[♪♪♪]

362
00:23:46,384 --> 00:23:48,011
[SIGHS]

363
00:24:00,314 --> 00:24:02,608
[MIDDLE EASTERN MUSIC
PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]

364
00:24:13,911 --> 00:24:15,788
[HUMMING]

365
00:24:23,046 --> 00:24:24,130
[MUSIC STOPS]

366
00:24:35,641 --> 00:24:37,101
MAN [IN FRENCH]:

367
00:24:41,522 --> 00:24:42,899
[IN FRENCH]

368
00:24:46,360 --> 00:24:47,612
[SPEAKING IN FRENCH]

369
00:25:00,708 --> 00:25:02,710
[IN ENGLISH]
"Change it, change it."

370
00:25:05,254 --> 00:25:06,339
[ELECTRICITY BUZZES]

371
00:25:07,673 --> 00:25:09,592
[♪♪♪]

372
00:25:16,933 --> 00:25:17,934
All right, buddy.

373
00:25:19,227 --> 00:25:21,354
All right. Try this.

374
00:25:28,277 --> 00:25:29,195
[GRUNTING]

375
00:26:14,866 --> 00:26:17,869
Oh, careful. You break it, you buy it.

376
00:26:22,832 --> 00:26:24,917
Keep it. Keep it.

377
00:26:25,001 --> 00:26:25,877
On me.

378
00:26:27,003 --> 00:26:28,296
We need to see the queen.

379
00:26:29,338 --> 00:26:30,173
Yes.

380
00:26:36,971 --> 00:26:38,389
[CHATTERING]

381
00:26:40,057 --> 00:26:41,434
[WHISTLES]

382
00:26:42,643 --> 00:26:43,728
You have visitors.

383
00:26:50,651 --> 00:26:53,404
State your business with the queen.

384
00:26:53,487 --> 00:26:54,947
We need someone to die.

385
00:27:01,996 --> 00:27:05,875
As clearly stated in Section 6C
of the Treaty of Andromeda II,

386
00:27:05,958 --> 00:27:07,460
we do not kill Jababians

387
00:27:07,543 --> 00:27:09,629
nor participate in the murder thereof.

388
00:27:10,004 --> 00:27:11,756
This is nonnegotiable.

389
00:27:15,009 --> 00:27:17,053
Well, it's slightly negotiable.

390
00:27:17,136 --> 00:27:19,263
[♪♪♪]

391
00:27:24,101 --> 00:27:25,770
♪ Hear the sound
Coming out of your mouth ♪

392
00:27:25,853 --> 00:27:27,480
♪ Yo, I got a little information ♪♪

393
00:27:27,563 --> 00:27:30,566
[TIRES SCREECHING]

394
00:27:31,651 --> 00:27:32,777
Oi!

395
00:27:34,987 --> 00:27:35,863
Morning.

396
00:27:37,406 --> 00:27:40,534
I'm in the market for a useless, old,
broken-down machine. What do you got?

397
00:27:40,993 --> 00:27:45,039
You're not gonna get a rise out of me, H.
It's the Imperial with the red tab.

398
00:27:45,122 --> 00:27:46,249
Do try to keep up.

399
00:27:47,875 --> 00:27:48,834
Thank you, Charlie.

400
00:27:57,551 --> 00:27:59,595
GUY:
That's the old portal depot.

401
00:27:59,679 --> 00:28:02,139
Site of the First Great Alien Migration.

402
00:28:02,932 --> 00:28:05,017
M:
Wait, so Eiffel was an MIB agent?

403
00:28:05,101 --> 00:28:06,227
GUY:
One of the first.

404
00:28:06,310 --> 00:28:10,273
He helped so many intergalactic refugees
seeking protection here on Earth.

405
00:28:10,356 --> 00:28:12,483
If you look closely,
you can see my grandma

406
00:28:12,566 --> 00:28:13,985
and my grandpa in that picture.

407
00:28:14,068 --> 00:28:15,403
So beautiful.

408
00:28:16,737 --> 00:28:18,656
WOMAN: Here you are, dear.
- Thank you.

409
00:28:20,366 --> 00:28:21,534
[♪♪♪]

410
00:28:25,246 --> 00:28:26,580
[TIME SLOWING]

411
00:28:33,879 --> 00:28:36,882
[IN DISTORTED VOICE]
What's up with that guy?

412
00:28:41,470 --> 00:28:42,680
[TIME REWINDS]

413
00:28:47,768 --> 00:28:49,937
[IN DISTORTED VOICE]
Nerlene!

414
00:28:50,021 --> 00:28:51,105
NERLENE:
Sorry.

415
00:28:51,188 --> 00:28:53,524
He's just so yummy.

416
00:28:53,607 --> 00:28:55,901
- [IN NORMAL VOICE] Who is he?
- [IN NORMAL VOICE] H.

417
00:28:55,985 --> 00:28:57,862
Only the best agent in the building.

418
00:28:57,945 --> 00:29:00,239
He saved the world once
with nothing but his wits

419
00:29:00,323 --> 00:29:02,658
and a Series-7 De-Atomizer.

420
00:29:03,034 --> 00:29:05,036
He saved the world?

421
00:29:05,119 --> 00:29:06,245
From what?

422
00:29:07,246 --> 00:29:08,748
The Hive.

423
00:29:08,831 --> 00:29:10,374
The Hive.

424
00:29:10,458 --> 00:29:12,710
Hey, Guy, do me a favor.

425
00:29:12,793 --> 00:29:14,837
- Handle my calls.
- Oh, love to.

426
00:29:14,920 --> 00:29:16,922
Where are you going?

427
00:29:17,006 --> 00:29:18,341
To do some homework.

428
00:29:21,218 --> 00:29:24,847
HIGH T:
An awful, terrible incident in Marrakesh.

429
00:29:24,930 --> 00:29:27,767
The North Africa office is investigating.

430
00:29:27,850 --> 00:29:29,226
And in other business,

431
00:29:29,310 --> 00:29:32,480
H has decided to grace us
with his presence after all.

432
00:29:32,563 --> 00:29:35,024
- Apologies, sir. I was working late.
C: So was I.

433
00:29:35,107 --> 00:29:37,109
Cleaning up after your mess.
Thank you for that.

434
00:29:37,193 --> 00:29:40,029
Oh, you should've seen the mess
I was cleaning up this morning.

435
00:29:40,112 --> 00:29:42,156
C:
It was a totally unsanctioned op, sir,

436
00:29:42,239 --> 00:29:44,825
requiring two containment units
and a full neuralyzer squad.

437
00:29:44,909 --> 00:29:48,162
About that, I prefer to look at this
from a macro point of view,

438
00:29:48,245 --> 00:29:51,207
not get bogged down in the details.
The bad guy's dead, so you know...

439
00:29:52,291 --> 00:29:54,960
Take a seat, please. One last item.

440
00:29:55,294 --> 00:29:58,089
A member of the Jababian royal family

441
00:29:58,172 --> 00:30:01,217
has a layover on his way to Centaurus A.

442
00:30:01,300 --> 00:30:02,426
Vungus the Ugly.

443
00:30:02,927 --> 00:30:04,345
Inherited the title.

444
00:30:05,638 --> 00:30:09,475
Believe it or not, Vungus here is
the looker in the crowd.

445
00:30:09,558 --> 00:30:11,060
Holograms always add 10 pounds.

446
00:30:11,435 --> 00:30:13,229
HIGH T:
Jababian society doesn't allow

447
00:30:13,312 --> 00:30:15,940
for certain indiscretions.

448
00:30:16,023 --> 00:30:19,193
In short, he wants
to be shown a good time.

449
00:30:19,276 --> 00:30:22,947
We could say no,
but Jababian mining vessels

450
00:30:23,030 --> 00:30:25,282
would grind us into galactic dust.

451
00:30:25,366 --> 00:30:27,993
Some irony there, sir,
if you think that we used to, uh...

452
00:30:28,077 --> 00:30:29,912
protect Earth
from the scum of the universe.

453
00:30:29,995 --> 00:30:31,789
Now it seems we're protecting the scum.

454
00:30:31,872 --> 00:30:34,417
Actually, that's why
it would be right up your street.

455
00:30:34,500 --> 00:30:36,127
- Your cup of tea, H.
- Ha-ha.

456
00:30:36,210 --> 00:30:38,462
I know Vungus.
He doesn't really drink tea.

457
00:30:38,546 --> 00:30:41,841
He prefers vodka, tequila, hand sanitizer,
sometimes all at once.

458
00:30:41,924 --> 00:30:43,592
We woke up handcuffed to a horse.

459
00:30:43,676 --> 00:30:45,219
- What, H?
- Pipe down.

460
00:30:45,302 --> 00:30:47,263
HIGH T: What?
- Sorry. Sincere apologies.

461
00:30:47,346 --> 00:30:51,016
You will be his chaperone.
In fact, he specifically asked for you.

462
00:30:51,100 --> 00:30:54,812
Absolutely, hopefully we don't end up
handcuffed to a horse again. Ha-ha.

463
00:30:54,895 --> 00:30:55,813
HIGH T:
Please.

464
00:30:55,896 --> 00:30:59,150
- I'll have him home by midnight.
- Good boy. If you will.

465
00:31:00,276 --> 00:31:02,778
- "Good boy. If you will."
- "Good man," I think he said.

466
00:31:02,862 --> 00:31:05,322
- Keep Daddy happy, yeah?
- We're like this.

467
00:31:05,406 --> 00:31:08,409
- You look after Papi so well.
- You're so jealous.

468
00:31:08,492 --> 00:31:10,578
- Papi's fancy boy.
- You wish you had a papi.

469
00:31:12,496 --> 00:31:14,081
[CHATTERING]

470
00:31:20,004 --> 00:31:21,172
[SNORING]

471
00:31:22,590 --> 00:31:24,091
M:
Uh, ahem.

472
00:31:25,384 --> 00:31:26,218
Hello.

473
00:31:29,472 --> 00:31:31,515
- Aah!
- Whoo! Oops.

474
00:31:31,640 --> 00:31:33,100
- Sorry.
- Ahem. Hi.

475
00:31:34,018 --> 00:31:36,020
Hey. Nope, I'm awake. It's all right.

476
00:31:36,103 --> 00:31:38,647
Just catching up on my daily meditation.

477
00:31:38,731 --> 00:31:40,399
I have been meaning to try that.

478
00:31:40,483 --> 00:31:42,151
I read that it dramatically improves

479
00:31:42,234 --> 00:31:44,278
- mitochondrial energy production.
- Yep, yep.

480
00:31:44,361 --> 00:31:46,030
No, it absolutely does.

481
00:31:46,113 --> 00:31:47,990
My mitochondrial energy's
through the roof.

482
00:31:49,116 --> 00:31:52,119
- Um, have we met before?
- No. Agent M.

483
00:31:52,203 --> 00:31:55,414
I heard you were on the Vungus meet,
and I wanted to offer my assistance.

484
00:31:55,498 --> 00:31:57,416
I'm a bit of a Jababian wonk.

485
00:31:57,500 --> 00:32:00,753
Language, culture, politics, fashion.

486
00:32:00,836 --> 00:32:03,964
Um, anyway, I compiled a dossier
for you to read.

487
00:32:04,048 --> 00:32:06,467
Oh, a dossier. I love a good dossier.

488
00:32:06,550 --> 00:32:09,136
Um, the thing is... Ask around.

489
00:32:09,220 --> 00:32:11,514
I work alone. Ask anyone around here.

490
00:32:11,597 --> 00:32:14,266
Did you know that Jababians
are claircognizant empaths,

491
00:32:14,350 --> 00:32:16,018
which means
that they can read your mind?

492
00:32:16,101 --> 00:32:17,353
And your cards.

493
00:32:17,686 --> 00:32:20,397
- Well, they do have a tell.
- What's that?

494
00:32:20,481 --> 00:32:23,234
Subdermal spots
on the underside of their arms

495
00:32:23,317 --> 00:32:24,902
- change color.
- Mm. Good to know.

496
00:32:24,985 --> 00:32:26,946
Thank you for your offer. I'm good.

497
00:32:27,488 --> 00:32:29,281
Okay. Message understood.

498
00:32:29,365 --> 00:32:31,200
I will leave you to your...

499
00:32:31,283 --> 00:32:32,243
meditation.

500
00:32:32,326 --> 00:32:33,202
Thank you.

501
00:32:36,413 --> 00:32:38,707
Oh. Do you know what your tell is?

502
00:32:39,500 --> 00:32:41,252
You snore when you meditate.

503
00:32:48,300 --> 00:32:51,136
On second thought,
maybe I could use some backup.

504
00:32:54,139 --> 00:32:56,141
[♪♪♪]

505
00:33:07,528 --> 00:33:08,821
[CHATTERING]

506
00:33:20,374 --> 00:33:22,960
I was thinking, for the op,
I can take the perimeter,

507
00:33:23,043 --> 00:33:25,754
- and you make the approach to Vungus.
- Ah, yes, good.

508
00:33:25,838 --> 00:33:29,425
- Okay.
- Uh, the thing is, with this particular club...

509
00:33:29,508 --> 00:33:31,677
everybody just wants to do
their own thing.

510
00:33:31,760 --> 00:33:34,305
Aliens wanna look like humans,
humans wanna look like aliens,

511
00:33:34,388 --> 00:33:36,098
so we may need to loosen up a bit.

512
00:33:36,181 --> 00:33:38,642
Maybe we lose the tie first, yeah?

513
00:33:39,643 --> 00:33:43,439
Pop a couple of buttons
and not look so, uh, stiff. Heh.

514
00:33:43,522 --> 00:33:45,858
We don't want to advertise
our current profession,

515
00:33:45,941 --> 00:33:46,984
- if you know what I mean.
- Mm-hm.

516
00:33:47,067 --> 00:33:49,445
"Look, it's the Men in Black.
Aliens, get down!"

517
00:33:49,528 --> 00:33:51,780
- I get it.
- Don't do that. Yeah? Good.

518
00:33:51,864 --> 00:33:54,408
Great. Perfect.
How about me? How do I look?

519
00:33:55,659 --> 00:33:57,828
Ha-ha. I would just, uh...

520
00:33:57,911 --> 00:33:59,079
- Do you mind if I...?
- What?

521
00:33:59,163 --> 00:34:00,247
Coming in.

522
00:34:00,331 --> 00:34:03,917
It's a fine line between club casual
and the saddest man on Earth.

523
00:34:04,001 --> 00:34:04,877
Thank you.

524
00:34:05,419 --> 00:34:07,129
- Mm-hm.
- Yeah. Shall we?

525
00:34:08,088 --> 00:34:10,633
- I thought that we were here.
- We are.

526
00:34:10,716 --> 00:34:12,426
Entrance for special guests.

527
00:34:12,509 --> 00:34:13,510
[CAR STARTING]

528
00:34:16,305 --> 00:34:18,265
Step on it, would you, Freddie?

529
00:34:18,349 --> 00:34:19,558
You got it, H.

530
00:34:23,270 --> 00:34:24,396
Whoa!

531
00:34:27,316 --> 00:34:29,568
Oh! Yeah, okay. Wasn't expecting that.

532
00:34:29,652 --> 00:34:31,487
[UPBEAT ELECTRONIC MUSIC
PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]

533
00:34:31,570 --> 00:34:32,821
[CHATTERING]

534
00:34:48,295 --> 00:34:50,214
The Vungus Among Us!

535
00:34:50,297 --> 00:34:53,300
H-Bomb!

536
00:34:53,384 --> 00:34:55,135
- V-Go! V-Go!
- Yeah, yeah!

537
00:34:55,219 --> 00:34:56,720
Yeah! Ha-ha-ha!

538
00:34:56,804 --> 00:34:58,847
Look at you. You've lost weight.

539
00:34:58,931 --> 00:35:01,850
What have you done to your hair?
You've changed it. Looks fantastic.

540
00:35:01,934 --> 00:35:03,977
- Oh, I...
H: I barely recognize you.

541
00:35:04,770 --> 00:35:07,189
Sorry. M, this is Vungus. Vungus, M.

542
00:35:07,272 --> 00:35:10,234
Hello, M.

543
00:35:11,402 --> 00:35:13,404
M: So nice to meet you.
- Mm.

544
00:35:13,487 --> 00:35:16,907
- I've heard a lot about you.
- Highly redacted, of course.

545
00:35:16,990 --> 00:35:19,159
[SPEAKING IN JABABIAN]

546
00:35:26,542 --> 00:35:29,753
Ha-ha. Such a charmer. He says...

547
00:35:29,837 --> 00:35:32,339
- he thinks you're hot.
- He thinks I'm what? Sorry?

548
00:35:32,423 --> 00:35:35,718
It's a rough translation.
Probably works better on Ja... Jababia,

549
00:35:35,801 --> 00:35:38,262
but you know that
since you speak fluent Jababian.

550
00:35:39,096 --> 00:35:40,305
Oh.

551
00:35:40,931 --> 00:35:43,934
Of course. Ha-ha. I was just trying
to find the words to articulate

552
00:35:44,017 --> 00:35:46,645
- how incredibly eye-catching you are.
- Huh?

553
00:35:46,729 --> 00:35:48,772
H:
Well, that he is.

554
00:35:48,856 --> 00:35:51,108
M knows everything
there is to know about Jababia.

555
00:35:51,191 --> 00:35:53,277
I wouldn't say "everything."
Always more to learn.

556
00:35:53,360 --> 00:35:54,903
- It's like a fetish.
- Ha-ha-ha.

557
00:35:54,987 --> 00:35:56,697
That implies something sexual.

558
00:35:56,780 --> 00:35:57,990
- It's definitely not.
- It is.

559
00:35:58,073 --> 00:36:01,535
It's always like, "Oh, Jababia this,
Jababia that, Jababia, Jababia, Jababia!"

560
00:36:01,618 --> 00:36:04,788
- [IN ENGLISH] Yeah, baby! Whoop-pshh!
- I knew the two of you would hit it off.

561
00:36:04,872 --> 00:36:06,665
Have a dance, okay? M loves to dance.

562
00:36:06,749 --> 00:36:08,667
She's a wonderful dancer.
I'll get us drinks.

563
00:36:08,751 --> 00:36:10,544
You're still a vodka cranberry guy?

564
00:36:10,627 --> 00:36:11,962
You know it.

565
00:36:12,045 --> 00:36:13,046
Okay. Okay.

566
00:36:14,173 --> 00:36:15,591
M, please.

567
00:36:15,674 --> 00:36:18,010
Come, sit next to Vungus.

568
00:36:18,093 --> 00:36:20,012
I promise, I don't bite.

569
00:36:20,095 --> 00:36:21,722
Okay, just give me one sec.

570
00:36:22,181 --> 00:36:23,974
Four vodka cranberries.

571
00:36:24,057 --> 00:36:26,727
It's all right. I'll get this one.
Put it on the company card.

572
00:36:26,810 --> 00:36:28,353
Little tip: expense everything.

573
00:36:28,437 --> 00:36:30,022
Hey, quick question, no big deal.

574
00:36:30,105 --> 00:36:32,274
Are you, uh, pimping me out to Vungus?

575
00:36:32,357 --> 00:36:33,567
What? No.

576
00:36:33,650 --> 00:36:36,403
What the hell would give you
that impression?

577
00:36:37,154 --> 00:36:38,739
Hello. Ha-ha-ha.

578
00:36:38,822 --> 00:36:41,450
- Oh, I don't know. That?
- Oh, well...

579
00:36:41,533 --> 00:36:43,118
Better not look at that.

580
00:36:43,202 --> 00:36:46,121
If you want to use me as alien bait,
just let me know next time.

581
00:36:46,205 --> 00:36:48,749
- I don't like to be lied to.
- What, like, uh, pretending

582
00:36:48,832 --> 00:36:51,251
to be an expert in something you're not?

583
00:36:51,335 --> 00:36:53,045
We're in the lying business.

584
00:36:53,128 --> 00:36:55,547
- Are we?
- Jababians are prickly.

585
00:36:55,631 --> 00:36:56,965
We want them to be happy.

586
00:36:57,049 --> 00:36:59,301
So they don't destroy our planet
and everything on it.

587
00:36:59,384 --> 00:37:00,803
And that is the mission.

588
00:37:00,886 --> 00:37:03,096
- If you're not down with the mission...
- I'm down with the mission,

589
00:37:03,180 --> 00:37:05,390
but I'm not fornicating with the Jababian.

590
00:37:05,474 --> 00:37:07,226
That's not what I asked you to do.

591
00:37:08,602 --> 00:37:09,853
[CHUCKLES]

592
00:37:09,937 --> 00:37:13,273
♪ Let me take you to Indonesia ♪

593
00:37:14,066 --> 00:37:17,277
♪ Where nobody can reach us ♪

594
00:37:17,820 --> 00:37:19,154
♪ There's no need to take ♪

595
00:37:19,571 --> 00:37:21,490
So how long you here for, buddy?

596
00:37:22,241 --> 00:37:23,742
Vungus go home tomorrow.

597
00:37:23,826 --> 00:37:24,952
H: Tomorrow?
- Mm.

598
00:37:25,327 --> 00:37:27,371
H:
We better make it a good one, huh?

599
00:37:28,330 --> 00:37:31,250
I came to talk, H. We need to speak.

600
00:37:31,458 --> 00:37:34,044
Aw, talky, shmalky.
I want to see you dance.

601
00:37:34,127 --> 00:37:37,214
Come on. Come on, I know...
I know this is your jam.

602
00:37:37,297 --> 00:37:38,382
Get out here. M, come on.

603
00:37:38,465 --> 00:37:41,718
Oh, no, I'm just gonna...
I like to butt-dance.

604
00:37:41,802 --> 00:37:43,971
♪ Dimes wall to wall in the VIP ♪

605
00:37:44,054 --> 00:37:46,056
♪ The age don't mean a thing
I ain't Chi Ali ♪

606
00:37:46,139 --> 00:37:47,808
♪ I bring them out with no ID ♪

607
00:37:47,891 --> 00:37:49,768
♪ Them boys they bring them out
Like I'm T.I.P. ♪

608
00:37:49,852 --> 00:37:51,645
- ♪ Come here, girl ♪
- ♪ Don't stop, come on ♪

609
00:37:51,728 --> 00:37:54,565
♪ Let me creep in your world ♪

610
00:37:55,816 --> 00:37:57,401
♪ Let me take you to Indonesia ♪

611
00:37:57,693 --> 00:38:00,195
Hey, I need to talk to you
about something.

612
00:38:00,279 --> 00:38:03,574
If it's about that night in Beirut,
I deleted the photos. Promise.

613
00:38:03,657 --> 00:38:05,784
No, not Beirut. Just...

614
00:38:05,868 --> 00:38:07,244
♪ Don't stop, just rock, come on ♪

615
00:38:07,786 --> 00:38:10,038
♪ Let me prepare your world ♪

616
00:38:10,873 --> 00:38:13,417
[CROWD CHEERING]

617
00:38:22,301 --> 00:38:24,303
[VUNGUS GRUNTS]

618
00:38:25,053 --> 00:38:26,179
- H?
- Yeah?

619
00:38:26,263 --> 00:38:28,098
M: Twelve o'clock.
- You're damn right it is.

620
00:38:28,181 --> 00:38:29,683
Night is young. Woo-hoo!

621
00:38:30,058 --> 00:38:31,268
Listen to me, H.

622
00:38:31,351 --> 00:38:33,145
- This is serious!
- Whoa.

623
00:38:33,228 --> 00:38:35,647
You're the only one
that Vungus can trust.

624
00:38:35,731 --> 00:38:37,232
Well, feeling's mutual.

625
00:38:45,157 --> 00:38:46,533
What happened to you?

626
00:38:46,617 --> 00:38:49,870
Nothing. What happened to you?
Why are you so serious?

627
00:38:49,953 --> 00:38:51,622
- Relax. Ow! Yeah.
- H.

628
00:38:55,042 --> 00:38:58,295
♪ Let me take you to Indonesia ♪

629
00:38:59,212 --> 00:39:02,674
♪ Where nobody can reach us ♪♪

630
00:39:10,682 --> 00:39:11,516
[GRUNTS]

631
00:39:12,184 --> 00:39:13,602
[VUNGUS GROANING]

632
00:39:15,312 --> 00:39:16,688
[GROANS]

633
00:39:16,772 --> 00:39:20,067
You all right, buddy?
What's wrong? You don't look so good.

634
00:39:20,150 --> 00:39:23,195
- You okay?
- Vungus not feel so good.

635
00:39:23,278 --> 00:39:25,113
H:
Vodka cranberry sure packed a punch.

636
00:39:27,824 --> 00:39:29,618
Let's get his car and get him out of here.

637
00:39:30,702 --> 00:39:33,664
Okay. Get you off to bed.

638
00:39:33,747 --> 00:39:35,666
Let's get you in here. All right.

639
00:39:36,124 --> 00:39:38,085
There you are, buddy. In you go. Oh. Oh.

640
00:39:38,168 --> 00:39:40,545
Watch your head. Okay. All right.

641
00:39:40,629 --> 00:39:43,715
Now, sleep it off, okay?
I'll speak to you in the morning. Hydrate.

642
00:39:45,676 --> 00:39:46,551
Whoo!

643
00:39:46,927 --> 00:39:48,679
M: Shouldn't we call it in?
- Oh, God, no.

644
00:39:48,762 --> 00:39:50,138
The paperwork is a nightmare.

645
00:39:50,222 --> 00:39:51,932
But Vungus didn't look too good.

646
00:39:52,015 --> 00:39:53,642
He didn't look too good before, but...

647
00:39:53,725 --> 00:39:57,354
H: Trust me, I've seen him way worse.
This one time in Istanbul...

648
00:40:00,357 --> 00:40:01,233
[GASPS]

649
00:40:01,316 --> 00:40:02,943
[CAR ALARMS. WAILING]

650
00:40:03,026 --> 00:40:04,611
[♪♪♪]

651
00:40:05,362 --> 00:40:07,280
[VUNGUS GRUNTING]

652
00:40:07,364 --> 00:40:08,615
Help me.

653
00:40:15,038 --> 00:40:17,124
- MIB. Freeze!
- On the ground.

654
00:40:17,207 --> 00:40:18,583
- Hands up.
- Palms down.

655
00:40:22,504 --> 00:40:23,839
- Palms down.
- Hands up.

656
00:40:25,382 --> 00:40:26,633
Which do you want to go with?

657
00:40:26,717 --> 00:40:29,678
I'm fine with either. We have
to come up with something consistent.

658
00:40:29,761 --> 00:40:32,014
- Do you want palms down?
- If you don't mind.

659
00:40:32,889 --> 00:40:33,932
- Palms down.
- Palms down.

660
00:40:35,475 --> 00:40:36,393
H:
Good.

661
00:40:58,373 --> 00:40:59,207
What the...?

662
00:41:03,754 --> 00:41:04,838
That is not good.

663
00:41:05,255 --> 00:41:06,089
H:
Run!

664
00:41:08,508 --> 00:41:09,801
[SHOUTING]

665
00:41:12,512 --> 00:41:13,346
M!

666
00:41:13,430 --> 00:41:14,598
[COUGHING]

667
00:41:14,723 --> 00:41:17,642
- They are coming!
- Petrol cap. Go.

668
00:41:18,977 --> 00:41:20,062
Oh.

669
00:41:21,772 --> 00:41:22,814
[GUN POWERS UP]

670
00:41:25,609 --> 00:41:26,985
[GUN POWERS UP]

671
00:41:34,076 --> 00:41:36,453
H: We need more firepower.
Side-view mirror.

672
00:41:36,912 --> 00:41:39,039
What do you want me to do,
throw it at them?

673
00:41:40,582 --> 00:41:41,500
Oh, wow.

674
00:41:52,302 --> 00:41:53,929
I haven't seen that before.

675
00:41:56,264 --> 00:41:57,974
I don't think this is doing anything.

676
00:41:59,434 --> 00:42:00,393
Come on.

677
00:42:02,229 --> 00:42:03,897
Exhaust pipe. Go!

678
00:42:04,481 --> 00:42:05,774
Come on!

679
00:42:07,651 --> 00:42:08,568
M:
Oh.

680
00:42:09,027 --> 00:42:10,821
Now this is more like it.

681
00:42:12,030 --> 00:42:13,031
Right.

682
00:42:19,496 --> 00:42:20,330
Hurry!

683
00:42:23,542 --> 00:42:25,502
Go to Vungus. I'll cover you.

684
00:42:29,923 --> 00:42:31,258
[GROANING]

685
00:42:31,341 --> 00:42:34,010
H! A little help here!

686
00:42:34,094 --> 00:42:36,805
No. Not H.

687
00:42:36,888 --> 00:42:38,890
He has changed.

688
00:42:38,974 --> 00:42:41,226
I could feel it.

689
00:42:41,309 --> 00:42:42,853
I have to know...

690
00:42:42,936 --> 00:42:43,979
[COUGHING]

691
00:42:44,354 --> 00:42:46,898
If I can trust you.

692
00:42:52,863 --> 00:42:54,447
Now I'm pissed off.

693
00:42:55,448 --> 00:42:56,616
Hide this.

694
00:42:58,785 --> 00:43:01,788
Something is wrong in Men in Black.

695
00:43:02,622 --> 00:43:04,875
What? Vungus, what is this?

696
00:43:05,417 --> 00:43:09,254
It's the only thing that can protect you.

697
00:43:09,337 --> 00:43:10,213
[GROANING]

698
00:43:10,714 --> 00:43:11,715
[EXHALES]

699
00:43:12,799 --> 00:43:14,509
[♪♪♪]

700
00:43:22,267 --> 00:43:23,101
Come on!

701
00:43:27,939 --> 00:43:30,066
Where's your fancy dance moves now?

702
00:43:34,446 --> 00:43:35,947
[ALL SHOUTING]

703
00:43:53,089 --> 00:43:54,299
What the...?

704
00:43:57,427 --> 00:43:59,679
AGENT 1:
Keep your eyes on. It's not safe.

705
00:43:59,763 --> 00:44:01,848
AGENT 2:
Eyes on! Eyes on!

706
00:44:01,932 --> 00:44:03,099
AGENT 3:
Two targets!

707
00:44:03,183 --> 00:44:04,184
How is he?

708
00:44:06,519 --> 00:44:07,687
He's gone.

709
00:44:15,445 --> 00:44:17,239
AGENT 4:
Guys, back up a little bit, all right?

710
00:44:18,448 --> 00:44:19,991
[♪♪♪]

711
00:44:30,627 --> 00:44:32,420
C:
Oi! Outdone yourself here, mate.

712
00:44:32,504 --> 00:44:34,005
- Well done. Well done.
- Thank you.

713
00:44:34,089 --> 00:44:36,299
Fill me in. What happened, huh?

714
00:44:36,383 --> 00:44:38,260
We were attacked, clearly, C.

715
00:44:38,343 --> 00:44:39,594
- Right.
- By I don't know what.

716
00:44:39,678 --> 00:44:42,639
The suspects, they did this
with their bare hands.

717
00:44:42,722 --> 00:44:45,642
- Turned solid into liquid, then back again.
- What?

718
00:44:46,309 --> 00:44:48,687
- Why's she here?
- She...

719
00:44:48,770 --> 00:44:49,604
- She is
H: She is

720
00:44:49,688 --> 00:44:52,190
- walking you through the crime scene.
- walking you through the crime scene.

721
00:44:52,274 --> 00:44:54,651
No, no. She is a probationary agent,

722
00:44:54,734 --> 00:44:57,529
so she is not here at all, okay?

723
00:44:57,612 --> 00:45:01,408
I think you'll find that she clearly is here
because I can see her.

724
00:45:01,491 --> 00:45:02,867
- Backing you up.
- Thank you.

725
00:45:02,951 --> 00:45:05,662
It was a figure of speech, but fine.
You are in so much trouble.

726
00:45:05,745 --> 00:45:07,914
Oh, my God. You had one job.

727
00:45:07,998 --> 00:45:09,958
You had one very simple job:

728
00:45:10,041 --> 00:45:12,210
to take some lizard slimeball
out for a few drinks.

729
00:45:12,294 --> 00:45:14,421
- That was it.
- Not a "lizard slimeball."

730
00:45:14,504 --> 00:45:16,381
- A friend of mine.
- Oh, no.

731
00:45:16,464 --> 00:45:17,841
- Yeah. Sorry about that.
- Mm.

732
00:45:17,924 --> 00:45:19,759
He was a reptilian slimeball.

733
00:45:19,843 --> 00:45:22,387
He's now dead because of you.
Who was with him when he died?

734
00:45:22,470 --> 00:45:23,722
- I was.
- Who...?

735
00:45:24,139 --> 00:45:28,393
Okay, good. And did he say anything
that might explain why he was killed?

736
00:45:28,476 --> 00:45:29,978
Anything at all? Come on.

737
00:45:30,645 --> 00:45:32,522
[♪♪♪]

738
00:45:34,316 --> 00:45:35,567
No. Not a thing.

739
00:45:36,192 --> 00:45:38,486
- So just to recap, um...
- No point.

740
00:45:38,570 --> 00:45:41,865
A high-ranking member of the Jababian
royal family dies on your watch,

741
00:45:41,948 --> 00:45:44,492
murdered by assailants
that you can't identify,

742
00:45:44,576 --> 00:45:47,912
for reasons that you cannot begin
to fathom. Is that about right?

743
00:45:47,996 --> 00:45:50,999
I switched off the moment
you started talking. I don't know.

744
00:45:51,082 --> 00:45:52,417
Why don't you bugger off?

745
00:45:52,500 --> 00:45:54,127
C: Okay, mate. Thank you.
- Yeah.

746
00:45:54,210 --> 00:45:56,504
- I'll piss off, to the office.
- Where you belong.

747
00:45:56,588 --> 00:46:00,508
To have a little word with High T,
who will not save you this time.

748
00:46:02,927 --> 00:46:04,888
We'll be fine. Okay? Don't worry.

749
00:46:04,971 --> 00:46:07,515
This is... We'll be fine.

750
00:46:09,351 --> 00:46:10,185
Yeah?

751
00:46:10,268 --> 00:46:12,562
Yes. Yes. Understood.

752
00:46:13,521 --> 00:46:14,689
Yeah... Indeed.

753
00:46:14,773 --> 00:46:17,067
[♪♪♪]

754
00:46:18,777 --> 00:46:20,153
Yes.

755
00:46:20,236 --> 00:46:22,280
Yes. Yes.

756
00:46:22,906 --> 00:46:23,782
Thank you.

757
00:46:24,908 --> 00:46:27,327
Let me assure you,
we will deal with this

758
00:46:27,410 --> 00:46:29,371
in the strongest possible terms.

759
00:46:30,372 --> 00:46:31,331
[CELL PHONE BEEPS]

760
00:46:32,791 --> 00:46:35,126
The Jababians want your heads.

761
00:46:35,210 --> 00:46:38,505
Quite literally. Both heads,
sent by diplomatic pouch.

762
00:46:38,922 --> 00:46:41,007
Okay, um... Ahem.

763
00:46:42,634 --> 00:46:46,429
Morning, sir. I have the, uh,
forensics report that you asked for.

764
00:46:46,513 --> 00:46:47,555
HIGH T:
Thank you.

765
00:46:48,473 --> 00:46:51,101
Well, this is troubling.

766
00:46:51,184 --> 00:46:52,852
- Very troubling.
C: Mm-hm.

767
00:46:53,395 --> 00:46:54,896
HIGH T:
These are our suspects.

768
00:46:56,856 --> 00:46:59,025
A species called Dyadnum.

769
00:46:59,109 --> 00:47:03,113
From a binary star system
in the constellation Draco.

770
00:47:03,530 --> 00:47:06,574
Draco, that's Hive territory.
The entire sector fell years ago.

771
00:47:07,951 --> 00:47:10,453
HIGH T:
The Dyads' DNA...

772
00:47:10,537 --> 00:47:12,455
- are riddled with Hive mutations.
H: Mm-hm.

773
00:47:12,539 --> 00:47:16,126
HIGH T: As we all know, the Hive doesn't
just destroy their enemies,

774
00:47:16,209 --> 00:47:18,253
they subsume them.

775
00:47:18,336 --> 00:47:19,963
Take them over from within.

776
00:47:20,046 --> 00:47:22,465
Whoever these two were,
they're part of the Hive now.

777
00:47:22,549 --> 00:47:26,136
Yes, but why would the Hive send them
all this way to kill a Jababian royal?

778
00:47:27,011 --> 00:47:30,390
You knew Vungus better than anyone.
Did he indicate why he was here?

779
00:47:30,473 --> 00:47:31,808
Did he want something from us?

780
00:47:31,891 --> 00:47:33,768
- No, he seemed pretty normal, happy.
C: Sir.

781
00:47:33,852 --> 00:47:36,563
This whole thing is a fiasco. It's a farrago.

782
00:47:36,646 --> 00:47:40,567
And a failure of this magnitude
requires immediate invokement of...

783
00:47:42,277 --> 00:47:43,319
Article 13.

784
00:47:43,403 --> 00:47:45,655
Don't be a dick. Who says "farrago"?

785
00:47:45,738 --> 00:47:47,949
Uh, what is Article 13?

786
00:47:48,032 --> 00:47:50,869
Immediate termination, followed by...

787
00:47:50,952 --> 00:47:52,537
- neuralyzation.
- Wait a second.

788
00:47:52,620 --> 00:47:53,913
HIGH T: Wait.
H: No.

789
00:47:53,997 --> 00:47:55,415
Is that your answer to everything?

790
00:47:55,498 --> 00:47:56,958
H: Put that away!
- Glasses off.

791
00:47:57,041 --> 00:48:00,170
- Sir, you can't.
- Give me one good reason why not.

792
00:48:00,670 --> 00:48:02,881
Um... Because it's...

793
00:48:02,964 --> 00:48:04,632
what we were talking about. Um...

794
00:48:05,300 --> 00:48:06,968
- Because...
H: Because...

795
00:48:07,051 --> 00:48:09,345
if you erase us,
you will never know the truth.

796
00:48:09,429 --> 00:48:11,097
- The truth.
C: Come on, they're stalling.

797
00:48:11,181 --> 00:48:13,391
- Say the word. I'll do it.
- Put it away.

798
00:48:14,434 --> 00:48:16,853
M, go ahead. Explain yourself.

799
00:48:17,770 --> 00:48:18,688
Well, sir...

800
00:48:20,148 --> 00:48:22,942
if you think about it, really think about it...

801
00:48:24,277 --> 00:48:25,153
Vungus...

802
00:48:26,529 --> 00:48:28,698
how many people really knew
that he was here?

803
00:48:28,781 --> 00:48:30,700
The people in this room.

804
00:48:31,326 --> 00:48:33,953
And perhaps a dozen high-level agents.

805
00:48:34,037 --> 00:48:36,831
If those were the only people that knew
where Vungus would be

806
00:48:36,915 --> 00:48:40,418
and we assume that Vungus didn't leak
his own location to the killers,

807
00:48:40,502 --> 00:48:42,253
doesn't that mean that it was someone...

808
00:48:43,379 --> 00:48:44,589
inside MIB?

809
00:48:44,672 --> 00:48:47,050
A mole, sir, inside these very walls.

810
00:48:47,133 --> 00:48:49,344
Sir, they're making this up
as they go along.

811
00:48:49,427 --> 00:48:50,720
What do you mean, "a mole"?

812
00:48:50,803 --> 00:48:53,473
In the history of the company,
there's never been a leak. "Mole."

813
00:48:53,556 --> 00:48:55,225
- Something a mole would say.
- Don't be absurd.

814
00:48:55,308 --> 00:48:57,560
- Classic mole talk.
- Sounds like Mole 101.

815
00:48:57,644 --> 00:48:59,187
Enough.

816
00:48:59,270 --> 00:49:01,064
If we've been compromised,

817
00:49:01,147 --> 00:49:05,109
it puts every citizen on this planet,
both human and alien, at risk.

818
00:49:07,487 --> 00:49:09,781
- C. Track down these killers.
- Sir.

819
00:49:10,448 --> 00:49:12,825
- Find the killers, we find the mole.
- Will do, sir.

820
00:49:12,909 --> 00:49:13,826
Dismissed.

821
00:49:15,537 --> 00:49:18,456
M, it appears you're
as sharp as advertised.

822
00:49:19,582 --> 00:49:21,709
Work the case with C.

823
00:49:21,793 --> 00:49:24,003
And get Weapons Department
started on something

824
00:49:24,087 --> 00:49:26,130
that can neutralize these Dyads.

825
00:49:28,800 --> 00:49:29,676
Yes, sir.

826
00:49:34,430 --> 00:49:35,932
Sharp indeed she is, sir.

827
00:49:36,015 --> 00:49:38,142
I assume you'll want me
overseeing the case?

828
00:49:38,226 --> 00:49:41,604
- A sort of, uh... Sort of...
- I'm finished covering for you, H.

829
00:49:41,688 --> 00:49:45,275
You need me on this case, sir.
I've dealt with the Hive before.

830
00:49:45,358 --> 00:49:47,402
With nothing but my wits
and my Series 7...

831
00:49:47,485 --> 00:49:51,698
No. He dealt with the Hive before.

832
00:49:51,781 --> 00:49:55,076
And I don't know
where the hell he has gone!

833
00:49:55,159 --> 00:49:57,870
I actually used to think
you could lead this place.

834
00:49:57,954 --> 00:49:59,581
I was wrong about you.

835
00:49:59,664 --> 00:50:00,582
[♪♪♪]

836
00:50:01,374 --> 00:50:02,417
We're done here.

837
00:50:05,795 --> 00:50:07,046
That's an order.

838
00:50:09,007 --> 00:50:11,384
Look, you weren't wrong about me, sir.

839
00:50:12,885 --> 00:50:15,346
You saw something in me once.
It's still there.

840
00:50:16,848 --> 00:50:19,225
And I apologize for letting you down.

841
00:50:19,309 --> 00:50:21,519
Give me another chance
and I'll fix this. I promise you.

842
00:50:32,655 --> 00:50:34,240
M:
I don't think it's just a blade.

843
00:50:34,324 --> 00:50:37,702
- Looks like it carries some poison.
- I know what you're talking about.

844
00:50:37,785 --> 00:50:38,703
- Wait.
H: Sorry, mate.

845
00:50:38,786 --> 00:50:40,913
High T wants me to run point on this one.

846
00:50:40,997 --> 00:50:42,290
What? I don't believe you.

847
00:50:42,373 --> 00:50:43,916
H:
I don't like it any better than you,

848
00:50:44,000 --> 00:50:45,877
but he kept going on
about relying on me,

849
00:50:45,960 --> 00:50:48,129
needing our top agent, that sort of thing.

850
00:50:48,212 --> 00:50:49,672
I don't make the rules.
Take it up with him.

851
00:50:49,756 --> 00:50:53,926
M, he's keen for you to shadow me.
All right? "Learn from the best," he said.

852
00:50:54,010 --> 00:50:56,971
Little on-the-job training,
if you will. Hmm? Yeah?

853
00:50:57,055 --> 00:50:57,930
Come on.

854
00:50:58,014 --> 00:51:00,308
- Are you going or you staying?
- Uh... Yeah, I'll go.

855
00:51:00,391 --> 00:51:01,351
- Right, well...
M: Okay.

856
00:51:01,434 --> 00:51:03,686
H: Come on.
M: H?

857
00:51:06,397 --> 00:51:07,231
Thanks for that.

858
00:51:08,733 --> 00:51:09,776
I'm sick of you.

859
00:51:12,695 --> 00:51:13,821
Okay.

860
00:51:13,905 --> 00:51:15,990
- What's the actual truth?
- You tell me.

861
00:51:16,074 --> 00:51:18,326
For someone who hates lying,
that was incredible.

862
00:51:18,409 --> 00:51:20,286
- I wasn't...
- It was electric up there.

863
00:51:20,370 --> 00:51:22,372
The way we played off
each other back and forth.

864
00:51:22,455 --> 00:51:24,415
- I was riffing.
- A mole inside MIB.

865
00:51:24,499 --> 00:51:26,042
It's genius. I wish I thought of it.

866
00:51:26,125 --> 00:51:27,460
M:
I discovered a possible truth.

867
00:51:27,543 --> 00:51:29,712
I mean, think about it.
It would explain a lot.

868
00:51:29,796 --> 00:51:31,297
H:
What have you got so far?

869
00:51:31,381 --> 00:51:33,758
I was about to run
a molecular deconstruction

870
00:51:33,841 --> 00:51:36,052
on the substance and cross-reference
with all toxins.

871
00:51:36,135 --> 00:51:39,263
- Good idea.
- Just a little science. I wouldn't do that.

872
00:51:39,347 --> 00:51:40,390
Whoo! I know what that is.

873
00:51:40,473 --> 00:51:43,518
That killed a 300-pound Jababian,
so I wouldn't get recreational with it.

874
00:51:43,601 --> 00:51:45,228
That is Zephos, pure grade.

875
00:51:45,311 --> 00:51:47,063
The wrong amount will kill you instantly.

876
00:51:47,146 --> 00:51:49,148
The right amount will
keep you dancing shirtless

877
00:51:49,232 --> 00:51:51,651
on a nightclub table in Monaco
for 17 hours straight.

878
00:51:51,734 --> 00:51:53,778
So much information.
Always so much information.

879
00:51:53,861 --> 00:51:54,946
It's what I've heard.

880
00:51:55,029 --> 00:51:58,324
There's only one place in the world
where they know how to mix it. Let's go.

881
00:51:59,033 --> 00:52:00,451
[♪♪♪]

882
00:52:02,620 --> 00:52:05,081
You coming?
World's not gonna save itself.

883
00:52:05,164 --> 00:52:07,500
Are you saying that you need me
to save the world?

884
00:52:07,583 --> 00:52:08,584
H:
Uh-huh.

885
00:52:09,001 --> 00:52:09,836
Thought so.

886
00:52:20,179 --> 00:52:22,140
[♪♪♪]

887
00:52:38,906 --> 00:52:39,991
Oh, wow.

888
00:52:40,074 --> 00:52:42,076
You'll see that a lot around here.

889
00:52:43,327 --> 00:52:45,580
It's a, uh, Cromulian tag.

890
00:52:45,663 --> 00:52:48,499
In their galaxy,
a symbol for hope or annihilation.

891
00:52:48,583 --> 00:52:50,543
There's still some debate
around what exactly.

892
00:52:50,626 --> 00:52:52,378
Actually, it's harmony.

893
00:52:52,462 --> 00:52:54,922
But on Earth, it means
we're entering an MIB safe haven.

894
00:52:55,006 --> 00:52:57,383
- How do you know that?
- It's in the handbook.

895
00:52:57,467 --> 00:52:58,634
Don't believe everything you read.

896
00:52:58,718 --> 00:53:00,678
NASR: That is my job.
BASSAM: And my job is what?

897
00:53:00,762 --> 00:53:02,388
- Hang out here and shut up?
NASR: Yes.

898
00:53:02,472 --> 00:53:04,140
You shut up. That is your job.

899
00:53:04,223 --> 00:53:06,267
H:
Well, look who it is. Nasr.

900
00:53:06,350 --> 00:53:09,645
You know the rules: no visible alien tech
anywhere on the street.

901
00:53:09,729 --> 00:53:11,689
Cover the bike up
before I have to give you a ticket.

902
00:53:12,857 --> 00:53:15,318
H? It is really you?

903
00:53:15,401 --> 00:53:17,528
Of course it's me. Who else could it be?

904
00:53:17,612 --> 00:53:18,946
- Hey, Bassam.
- Hi, H.

905
00:53:19,030 --> 00:53:22,074
- Nasr said you were dead.
NASR: What? I... I never said that.

906
00:53:22,158 --> 00:53:24,494
You did. He's lying. Aah!

907
00:53:24,577 --> 00:53:25,995
Hey! Get...

908
00:53:26,662 --> 00:53:28,790
- That's...
- And why would I be dead?

909
00:53:28,873 --> 00:53:29,874
[GRUNTS]

910
00:53:31,167 --> 00:53:33,169
Bassam misunderstood.

911
00:53:33,252 --> 00:53:36,047
We heard that you and Riza had split up.

912
00:53:36,130 --> 00:53:37,548
Oh, Riza. Who's that?

913
00:53:37,965 --> 00:53:40,384
- It's not important.
- Mm, human or...?

914
00:53:40,468 --> 00:53:41,969
- Doesn't matter.
- I'm just curious

915
00:53:42,053 --> 00:53:43,930
how it works between species, so...

916
00:53:44,013 --> 00:53:46,140
Very unimportant.
Old friend of mine, so...

917
00:53:46,224 --> 00:53:48,976
Who runs the biggest criminal
syndicate in the galaxy.

918
00:53:49,060 --> 00:53:51,562
Who is a very successful
businesswoman.

919
00:53:51,646 --> 00:53:53,189
- I love a businesswoman.
H: Okay.

920
00:53:53,272 --> 00:53:55,691
- Why are we talking about this?
- So sad, H.

921
00:53:55,775 --> 00:53:58,402
- You made a lovely couple.
- Thank you. These things happen.

922
00:53:58,486 --> 00:54:00,947
You said,
"That psycho's gonna slit his throat."

923
00:54:01,030 --> 00:54:02,156
Oh. Hm.

924
00:54:02,240 --> 00:54:04,075
Excuse us for one moment.

925
00:54:04,158 --> 00:54:06,202
BASSAM:
Your words, not mine. Don't you...

926
00:54:06,285 --> 00:54:09,080
You dated this person?
It seems like a conflict of interest.

927
00:54:09,163 --> 00:54:11,207
Conflict of interest for you
to know about my private life.

928
00:54:11,290 --> 00:54:12,792
Yeah, sure. I would prefer not to.

929
00:54:12,875 --> 00:54:15,044
- Hey, hey, that's enough. Listen.
BASSAM: Ow, ow, ow!

930
00:54:15,127 --> 00:54:16,963
- Stop beating the hell out of him.
BASSAM: Whoo. Yeah.

931
00:54:17,046 --> 00:54:19,423
- Keep this thing covered up.
- Absolutely. Will do.

932
00:54:19,507 --> 00:54:21,133
H: Thank you.
- Won't happen again.

933
00:54:22,260 --> 00:54:23,261
M:
Nice to meet you both.

934
00:54:23,344 --> 00:54:24,637
- Yes.
- Yeah.

935
00:54:29,559 --> 00:54:32,186
- Ahem.
- What?

936
00:54:32,270 --> 00:54:35,773
Uh, pulled this from the
surveillance camera outside the club.

937
00:54:35,857 --> 00:54:37,733
Standing there,
making me feel uncomfortable.

938
00:54:37,817 --> 00:54:39,110
AGENT:
Sorry about that.

939
00:54:44,115 --> 00:54:47,076
- Have you shown this to T?
- You said everything goes through you.

940
00:54:47,159 --> 00:54:49,287
Yes, everything does go
through me. Good.

941
00:54:49,745 --> 00:54:52,206
I'll show him. Go on.

942
00:54:52,290 --> 00:54:53,374
[♪♪♪]

943
00:54:55,501 --> 00:54:56,752
Goodness me.

944
00:54:59,422 --> 00:55:00,506
Oh, boy.

945
00:55:04,468 --> 00:55:06,012
[♪♪♪]

946
00:55:11,893 --> 00:55:13,311
NASR:
Here comes trouble.

947
00:55:13,394 --> 00:55:14,687
BASSAM:
I like trouble.

948
00:55:19,775 --> 00:55:21,193
You thinking what I'm thinking?

949
00:55:21,944 --> 00:55:23,154
Call Riza.

950
00:55:25,698 --> 00:55:26,908
H:
Ah, here. This is it.

951
00:55:31,954 --> 00:55:34,165
Looks like a couple days' worth.

952
00:55:34,248 --> 00:55:35,958
No one's been out to collect.

953
00:55:42,757 --> 00:55:43,716
Hello?

954
00:55:44,592 --> 00:55:45,635
[♪♪♪]

955
00:55:45,718 --> 00:55:47,011
[GUNS POWERING UP]

956
00:55:53,434 --> 00:55:54,310
Oh.

957
00:56:26,509 --> 00:56:30,513
One more step and I'll liquefy
your bangs, pretty boy.

958
00:56:30,596 --> 00:56:32,848
- Easy, easy. We don't want any trouble.
- Okay.

959
00:56:32,932 --> 00:56:34,558
Do not move.

960
00:56:36,018 --> 00:56:37,186
[GRUNTS]

961
00:56:37,478 --> 00:56:41,065
Hey, look at you.
What do we call you, sport?

962
00:56:41,148 --> 00:56:44,318
- "Sport" is not what you call me.
- What is it?

963
00:56:44,402 --> 00:56:46,779
- "It"? He.
- Sorry.

964
00:56:46,862 --> 00:56:49,365
Why would you call me anything?
Pawns don't have names.

965
00:56:49,448 --> 00:56:51,200
- We're pawns.
- Uh...

966
00:56:51,283 --> 00:56:53,369
Okay. "Pawny," then.

967
00:56:54,412 --> 00:56:57,915
- What happened here?
- Oh, we had the best party.

968
00:56:57,999 --> 00:57:00,501
Kanye showed up
and dropped a whole new album.

969
00:57:00,584 --> 00:57:03,838
It was some of his best work.
Look around! We got our asses kicked!

970
00:57:03,921 --> 00:57:04,964
[QUEEN GASPING]

971
00:57:05,047 --> 00:57:05,881
[GASPS]

972
00:57:05,965 --> 00:57:07,049
My queen!

973
00:57:10,302 --> 00:57:12,805
- Oh, she's gone.
PAWNY: I'll never serve another.

974
00:57:12,888 --> 00:57:15,307
I swear it. I'll plunge my dagger

975
00:57:15,391 --> 00:57:18,561
into my own body, like this,
through my vital organs,

976
00:57:18,644 --> 00:57:22,398
and then leave it until the dark takes me.

977
00:57:22,481 --> 00:57:26,235
Hey, you're not gonna actually go
through with this, are you?

978
00:57:26,318 --> 00:57:30,156
Listen. A queen's pawn
without a queen is just a pawn.

979
00:57:30,239 --> 00:57:31,615
A nothing.

980
00:57:31,699 --> 00:57:33,617
I must end my own life

981
00:57:33,701 --> 00:57:37,371
in the most painful way possible.

982
00:57:38,998 --> 00:57:40,416
Don't stop me.

983
00:57:40,499 --> 00:57:43,711
Chance of survival: zero.

984
00:57:43,794 --> 00:57:45,671
- Think we should stop him?
PAWNY: Gonna do it.

985
00:57:45,755 --> 00:57:47,673
Kind of wanna see
if he goes through with it.

986
00:57:47,757 --> 00:57:49,425
- Uh... Sorry, what did you say?
- Hmm?

987
00:57:49,508 --> 00:57:51,552
- Nothing at all.
- Know what? I did say something.

988
00:57:51,635 --> 00:57:53,804
H: You did?
- Yeah. He's a witness.

989
00:57:53,888 --> 00:57:55,056
Excuse me.

990
00:57:55,514 --> 00:57:58,476
You know, I don't think
that she would want you to,

991
00:57:58,559 --> 00:58:01,562
you know, go through with it, honestly.

992
00:58:01,645 --> 00:58:04,940
Who are you to know
what a queen would or wouldn't want?

993
00:58:05,024 --> 00:58:06,650
Are you a queen?

994
00:58:06,734 --> 00:58:09,278
Well, to the extent
that all women are, yes,

995
00:58:09,361 --> 00:58:11,655
but, no, no, I'm not a queen.

996
00:58:11,739 --> 00:58:14,575
You know what she is, though,
is an agent.

997
00:58:14,658 --> 00:58:16,410
- "Agent"?
H: Mm-hm.

998
00:58:16,494 --> 00:58:18,871
- Is that a title?
- It is a title.

999
00:58:18,954 --> 00:58:20,790
A title of great eminence and stature.

1000
00:58:20,873 --> 00:58:22,625
M here is an agent.

1001
00:58:22,708 --> 00:58:24,710
An agent without a pawn,
if you see my meaning.

1002
00:58:24,794 --> 00:58:25,836
I never thought of this,

1003
00:58:25,920 --> 00:58:28,255
but maybe the best way
to honor the dead

1004
00:58:28,339 --> 00:58:31,092
- is to go on living.
- Yes.

1005
00:58:31,175 --> 00:58:34,095
- I pledge loyalty eternal to you, Agent M.
M: No, no, no.

1006
00:58:34,178 --> 00:58:35,846
I'm not interested in a subject.

1007
00:58:35,930 --> 00:58:38,557
Too late. It's done.
I already pledged the loyalty.

1008
00:58:38,641 --> 00:58:40,559
I wish you'd said "no, no, no" before.

1009
00:58:40,935 --> 00:58:43,104
- Congratulations.
PAWNY: And if you should die

1010
00:58:43,187 --> 00:58:46,065
before I, I promise to end my own life...

1011
00:58:46,148 --> 00:58:48,317
"In the most painful way possible."

1012
00:58:48,818 --> 00:58:50,945
Yeah. Ha. I don't like you.

1013
00:58:51,028 --> 00:58:52,780
H:
Let's go.

1014
00:58:52,863 --> 00:58:53,864
PAWNY:
My lady?

1015
00:58:54,782 --> 00:58:57,326
Come on. We'll have a fun time.

1016
00:58:58,410 --> 00:58:59,662
M: Fine.
- Yes!

1017
00:59:02,206 --> 00:59:04,416
H, there's something
I've been meaning to tell you.

1018
00:59:04,500 --> 00:59:06,627
- I've been wanting to tell you...
- Yeah?

1019
00:59:06,710 --> 00:59:09,588
- About it. Where is it?
- You mean this?

1020
00:59:09,672 --> 00:59:11,423
- You stole it from me?
- Stole it from you?

1021
00:59:11,507 --> 00:59:13,592
I recovered evidence
you stole from a crime scene.

1022
00:59:13,676 --> 00:59:16,178
Vungus told me to hide it
and I couldn't trust anyone, so...

1023
00:59:16,262 --> 00:59:18,222
Wait, you're telling me
you listened to Vungus,

1024
00:59:18,305 --> 00:59:21,517
you trusted Vungus instead
of your partner, a senior agent? Huh?

1025
00:59:21,600 --> 00:59:23,018
In a word, yes.

1026
00:59:23,102 --> 00:59:25,187
H, speaking of agents...

1027
00:59:25,271 --> 00:59:26,605
[TIRES SCREECHING]

1028
00:59:28,232 --> 00:59:29,066
Come on.

1029
00:59:30,776 --> 00:59:33,529
- Why would they be here?
- There's either an award show

1030
00:59:33,612 --> 00:59:35,531
we're not aware of,
or we're in deep shit.

1031
00:59:36,198 --> 00:59:39,410
C: Thank you. I need you to close
every street, archway and sewer now.

1032
00:59:39,493 --> 00:59:41,328
Come in closer on that body cam there.

1033
00:59:41,412 --> 00:59:43,289
- A bit more.
HIGH T: Could someone please

1034
00:59:43,372 --> 00:59:45,833
explain to me what the hell is going on?

1035
00:59:45,916 --> 00:59:48,669
Sir, slightly sensitive subject.
Thought it best to keep it quiet.

1036
00:59:48,752 --> 00:59:51,005
- A bit further in, please.
- C, a word.

1037
00:59:51,088 --> 00:59:53,883
Absolutely. No one leaves
the medina, all right?

1038
00:59:55,301 --> 00:59:57,386
This... This is nonsense.

1039
00:59:57,469 --> 00:59:59,013
Despite your personal feelings,

1040
00:59:59,096 --> 01:00:01,682
H is one of the best agents
ever to wear this suit.

1041
01:00:01,765 --> 01:00:04,018
No, he was one of the best agents
to wear this suit.

1042
01:00:04,101 --> 01:00:07,479
He hasn't been the same
since the Hive. Look. Look.

1043
01:00:09,565 --> 01:00:11,942
My sources say that Vungus stole it

1044
01:00:12,026 --> 01:00:14,904
from the Jababian War Department
Advanced Research Division

1045
01:00:15,529 --> 01:00:17,198
and brought it here.

1046
01:00:17,281 --> 01:00:19,283
And you kept this from me?
For how long?

1047
01:00:19,366 --> 01:00:21,869
- Explain yourself.
- Oh, explain myself?

1048
01:00:21,952 --> 01:00:25,956
Sir, whatever that thing is,
M and H had it in your office,

1049
01:00:26,749 --> 01:00:30,002
and you let them go, sir.
With all due respect, you let them go.

1050
01:00:35,007 --> 01:00:36,926
[♪♪♪]

1051
01:00:37,301 --> 01:00:40,095
- Carry on.
- Yes, sir.

1052
01:00:41,513 --> 01:00:42,890
- And, C.
- Sir?

1053
01:00:43,933 --> 01:00:45,476
Bring them straight to me.

1054
01:00:46,143 --> 01:00:47,853
[♪♪♪]

1055
01:00:49,563 --> 01:00:52,024
Whatever that thing is,
Vungus died to protect it.

1056
01:00:52,107 --> 01:00:53,901
He gave it to me
so it wouldn't go to them.

1057
01:00:56,070 --> 01:00:57,905
[CELL PHONE RINGS]

1058
01:00:58,489 --> 01:01:02,201
- Yes, sir.
- H, listen to me. This isn't my operation.

1059
01:01:02,284 --> 01:01:04,995
Get out of there. Get safe. Then report.

1060
01:01:05,537 --> 01:01:07,998
- M may be right.
- You, I want sitreps every 10 minutes.

1061
01:01:08,082 --> 01:01:10,209
HIGH T: There could be a mole
in the Men in Black.

1062
01:01:12,127 --> 01:01:13,879
[♪♪♪]

1063
01:01:20,010 --> 01:01:24,306
All right. Take this. I'll draw them away.
I'll meet you at the main square in 20.

1064
01:01:25,015 --> 01:01:25,849
Go.

1065
01:01:26,642 --> 01:01:28,018
[SPEAKING IN FRENCH]

1066
01:01:32,690 --> 01:01:34,024
Hey, guys, what are the odds?

1067
01:01:35,234 --> 01:01:36,318
[♪♪♪]

1068
01:02:16,442 --> 01:02:17,526
[ELECTRICITY CRACKLING]

1069
01:02:27,494 --> 01:02:29,538
Nasr! I need to borrow your bike.

1070
01:02:29,621 --> 01:02:32,416
- As long as it is to borrow, not steal.
- Yes. Of course. Quick.

1071
01:02:32,499 --> 01:02:33,876
- Come on.
- Bassam!

1072
01:02:36,545 --> 01:02:37,504
Whoo!

1073
01:02:39,214 --> 01:02:40,799
Okay, uh, accelerator,

1074
01:02:40,883 --> 01:02:42,301
- brake.
- Water.

1075
01:02:42,384 --> 01:02:43,510
Very hot out there.

1076
01:02:43,594 --> 01:02:46,305
That's very thoughtful of you.
This is pretty straightforward?

1077
01:02:46,388 --> 01:02:49,975
Yes. Very straightforward, indeed.
Just like riding a bike.

1078
01:02:50,059 --> 01:02:50,934
Okay, cool.

1079
01:02:59,360 --> 01:03:00,319
Sorry.

1080
01:03:00,861 --> 01:03:02,321
[PEOPLE SHOUTING]

1081
01:03:04,865 --> 01:03:06,116
[GRUNTING]

1082
01:03:07,409 --> 01:03:10,204
Well, this is nothing
like riding a bike at all.

1083
01:03:41,443 --> 01:03:43,028
[ELECTRICITY CRACKLES]

1084
01:03:55,082 --> 01:03:55,999
Quick, jump on!

1085
01:03:59,461 --> 01:04:00,546
Hold on tight.

1086
01:04:07,052 --> 01:04:09,054
Oh, shit!

1087
01:04:09,138 --> 01:04:10,097
[SHOUTS]

1088
01:04:11,849 --> 01:04:13,559
Hold on, Pawny!

1089
01:04:13,934 --> 01:04:15,519
PAWNY: Aah!
- Hold on!

1090
01:04:16,562 --> 01:04:18,522
Wait for me!

1091
01:04:18,605 --> 01:04:19,857
Thanks!

1092
01:04:24,653 --> 01:04:25,737
[BOTH GRUNT]

1093
01:04:25,821 --> 01:04:28,657
Ha-ha. I can't believe
that actually worked.

1094
01:04:28,740 --> 01:04:29,992
- Hey, H?
- Yeah?

1095
01:04:30,909 --> 01:04:32,453
Oh, right. Glasses.

1096
01:04:33,287 --> 01:04:35,372
Hi, everyone.
If you could all look right here.

1097
01:04:35,456 --> 01:04:36,290
Just drive.

1098
01:04:49,761 --> 01:04:51,054
Move! Go!

1099
01:04:51,138 --> 01:04:52,473
[ALL SHOUTING]

1100
01:05:03,150 --> 01:05:04,109
[SHOUTS]

1101
01:05:08,405 --> 01:05:09,239
Oh, boy.

1102
01:05:11,867 --> 01:05:14,328
What do you think?
The red button? I think it's hyperdrive.

1103
01:05:14,411 --> 01:05:15,787
No, I think hyperdrive is blue.

1104
01:05:15,871 --> 01:05:18,540
Sometimes you have to trust your gut.

1105
01:05:18,624 --> 01:05:20,167
My gut, not yours!

1106
01:05:21,585 --> 01:05:23,921
PAWNY:
Somebody press something!

1107
01:05:33,388 --> 01:05:34,515
[PAWNY SHOUTING]

1108
01:05:38,644 --> 01:05:40,562
[BOTH GRUNTING]

1109
01:05:41,063 --> 01:05:41,980
[H CHUCKLES]

1110
01:05:48,320 --> 01:05:49,488
[LAUGHS]

1111
01:05:49,571 --> 01:05:50,906
Woo-hoo!

1112
01:05:50,989 --> 01:05:54,076
Lost the tail.
What'd I tell you, huh? Hyperdrive.

1113
01:05:54,159 --> 01:05:56,787
- Yeah, yeah. Okay.
- Trust your gut. Trust your gut.

1114
01:05:56,870 --> 01:05:58,288
Oh, God, I hate sand.

1115
01:05:58,372 --> 01:06:03,502
Ha-ha. The red button was awesome!
Let's press the red button again.

1116
01:06:03,585 --> 01:06:04,586
Shh.

1117
01:06:04,670 --> 01:06:06,672
[OBJECT CLICKING]

1118
01:06:11,510 --> 01:06:12,636
Wow.

1119
01:06:14,972 --> 01:06:15,931
Hey, what's it doing?

1120
01:06:17,766 --> 01:06:18,684
Moving.

1121
01:06:21,603 --> 01:06:23,605
[♪♪♪]

1122
01:06:30,112 --> 01:06:30,946
H:
Whoa!

1123
01:06:31,530 --> 01:06:33,156
What...? What is that thing?

1124
01:06:33,240 --> 01:06:34,825
M: See the core?
H: Uh-huh.

1125
01:06:34,908 --> 01:06:38,829
M: How it keeps emitting convective energy
across the interior of the photosphere?

1126
01:06:38,912 --> 01:06:40,372
Yeah, yeah. No, I see all of it.

1127
01:06:40,455 --> 01:06:42,666
I see the... The photosphere bit.
Mm-hm.

1128
01:06:42,749 --> 01:06:45,711
Okay, yeah. Shh.
Those are thermonuclear explosions.

1129
01:06:46,712 --> 01:06:49,381
Wait, what? What does that mean?
Like a bomb or something?

1130
01:06:50,048 --> 01:06:53,635
I think what we're looking at is
a super compressed star.

1131
01:06:53,719 --> 01:06:55,345
And by the color temperature,

1132
01:06:55,929 --> 01:06:58,557
I'd say it's a blue giant.

1133
01:06:59,683 --> 01:07:02,269
Let's press the button.
Let's see what this does.

1134
01:07:02,352 --> 01:07:05,522
Are you suggesting that we try
a weaponized star for fun?

1135
01:07:05,606 --> 01:07:07,858
Mm-hm. Well, for science and fun.

1136
01:07:07,941 --> 01:07:10,569
- The two aren't mutually exclusive. Okay.
- I know.

1137
01:07:10,652 --> 01:07:14,823
Yeah, there is no better place. They don't
call it the Empty Quarter for nothing.

1138
01:07:14,906 --> 01:07:17,159
Yes. That's why I made
the suggestion. Go.

1139
01:07:17,242 --> 01:07:20,287
Uh, at just.001? What do you think?

1140
01:07:20,370 --> 01:07:22,164
H:
Yeah. Just start off slow.

1141
01:07:22,247 --> 01:07:23,415
- Press the button.
M: Okay.

1142
01:07:24,207 --> 01:07:25,459
[GUN POWERING UP]

1143
01:07:30,839 --> 01:07:34,426
Mm. Maybe ratchet it up a few notches,
a little higher...

1144
01:07:35,469 --> 01:07:36,470
Whoa!

1145
01:07:42,434 --> 01:07:44,269
That was the low setting?

1146
01:07:44,353 --> 01:07:45,312
[PANTING]

1147
01:07:45,896 --> 01:07:46,855
Uh...

1148
01:07:47,564 --> 01:07:50,192
Do we think anyone's gonna notice
that wasn't there before?

1149
01:07:50,275 --> 01:07:52,152
[♪♪♪]

1150
01:08:01,536 --> 01:08:04,122
Sir, they, uh, got away.

1151
01:08:06,750 --> 01:08:10,087
I believe the appropriate phrase is...

1152
01:08:10,170 --> 01:08:11,296
you lost them.

1153
01:08:11,380 --> 01:08:13,090
Well, I put it to you, sir...

1154
01:08:14,925 --> 01:08:17,719
- that they had help.
- Probably.

1155
01:08:17,803 --> 01:08:19,054
But I know H.

1156
01:08:19,137 --> 01:08:20,889
Whatever he's doing, there's a reason.

1157
01:08:20,972 --> 01:08:22,891
Why do you keep protecting him?

1158
01:08:23,850 --> 01:08:25,852
Huh? What is it going to take?

1159
01:08:27,020 --> 01:08:30,982
- I am protecting this institution.
- From what? From me?

1160
01:08:31,274 --> 01:08:35,028
- Are you questioning my loyalty, sir?
- At the very least, your judgment.

1161
01:08:38,657 --> 01:08:41,910
Is there anything else, Agent C?

1162
01:08:41,993 --> 01:08:43,036
[♪♪♪]

1163
01:08:44,371 --> 01:08:46,581
- No, sir.
- Good.

1164
01:08:46,665 --> 01:08:48,333
Then would you kindly leave?

1165
01:09:08,228 --> 01:09:11,732
Vungus knew how powerful
that thing was, right?

1166
01:09:11,815 --> 01:09:14,234
He knew it could destroy worlds,
and he gave it to you.

1167
01:09:14,317 --> 01:09:16,778
I don't understand.
Someone he only just met.

1168
01:09:16,862 --> 01:09:18,280
Why would he do that?

1169
01:09:20,073 --> 01:09:21,450
- I don't know.
- Hmm?

1170
01:09:21,533 --> 01:09:24,995
- Maybe he trusted me.
- Ha-ha.

1171
01:09:25,078 --> 01:09:27,622
I'm not gonna doubt
your general trustworthiness,

1172
01:09:27,706 --> 01:09:31,960
but, I mean,
I sang at Vungus' mother's funeral.

1173
01:09:32,043 --> 01:09:33,420
Quite beautifully, I might add.

1174
01:09:33,503 --> 01:09:35,213
We knew everything about one another.

1175
01:09:35,297 --> 01:09:38,133
I mean, hey,
I'm pretty sure he trusted me. Heh.

1176
01:09:39,509 --> 01:09:42,471
Okay, H, if you must know...

1177
01:09:42,554 --> 01:09:44,431
he said that you'd changed.

1178
01:09:44,514 --> 01:09:47,893
I'm getting sick of hearing people
giving me this "you've changed" crap.

1179
01:09:47,976 --> 01:09:51,521
- I'm the same person I was years ago.
- You've always been this way?

1180
01:09:52,272 --> 01:09:53,440
What way?

1181
01:09:53,523 --> 01:09:55,233
Uh, vaguely inept.

1182
01:09:55,317 --> 01:09:57,611
Arrogant. Reckless.

1183
01:09:58,403 --> 01:10:00,614
- Did I miss anything?
- Okay, yeah. Hey, look.

1184
01:10:00,697 --> 01:10:02,866
Arrogant and reckless. That's nice.

1185
01:10:02,949 --> 01:10:04,868
Maybe I am a few
of those things occasionally,

1186
01:10:04,951 --> 01:10:07,954
but guess what, my job is saving
the planet and that's what I do.

1187
01:10:08,038 --> 01:10:09,539
I do a pretty good job at it, okay?

1188
01:10:09,623 --> 01:10:12,667
And while that's still happening,
the rules are: there are no rules.

1189
01:10:12,751 --> 01:10:14,669
- Well, that's a rule.
M: Mm-hm.

1190
01:10:15,921 --> 01:10:19,007
Ah, damn it. All right, nobody move!

1191
01:10:19,090 --> 01:10:20,175
Drop it, hairball!

1192
01:10:20,258 --> 01:10:21,676
- Nobody move.
H: Bassam.

1193
01:10:21,760 --> 01:10:23,887
- How the hell'd you get here?
BASSAM: Feeling hydrated, H?

1194
01:10:23,970 --> 01:10:26,765
Never had a bath before.

1195
01:10:26,848 --> 01:10:28,975
Lost 2 pounds in dirt alone.

1196
01:10:29,059 --> 01:10:30,143
God, we drank from that.

1197
01:10:30,227 --> 01:10:32,562
Oh, God, I thought
it tasted like a living beard.

1198
01:10:32,646 --> 01:10:33,772
H:
Okay, um...

1199
01:10:33,855 --> 01:10:35,899
Bassam, listen, all right, mate?

1200
01:10:35,982 --> 01:10:37,692
Uh, let's be sensible.

1201
01:10:37,776 --> 01:10:39,986
I don't think you know
what you're dealing with, so...

1202
01:10:40,070 --> 01:10:41,863
BASSAM:
Oh, no, I definitely do.

1203
01:10:41,947 --> 01:10:44,366
Which is why she's gonna pay
so much for it.

1204
01:10:44,449 --> 01:10:46,827
- No, wait. Wait, wait!
- No, no, no!

1205
01:10:46,910 --> 01:10:49,454
BASSAM:
Have a nice life, bozos!

1206
01:10:49,538 --> 01:10:50,914
M:
Great job, H.

1207
01:10:58,630 --> 01:11:01,132
Pawny, can you ask her to pass me
the torque wrench, please?

1208
01:11:01,216 --> 01:11:04,636
She has a name and a title,
and you know that.

1209
01:11:04,719 --> 01:11:07,514
My lady, the jackass wants
a torque wrench.

1210
01:11:09,182 --> 01:11:12,477
Pawny, will you tell him that the sooner
he restores power to my drive console,

1211
01:11:12,561 --> 01:11:14,646
the sooner I can figure out
how to program it?

1212
01:11:14,729 --> 01:11:17,023
My lady says
you're a cloth-brained ass-clown

1213
01:11:17,107 --> 01:11:20,402
whose gullible idiocy has threatened
the very existence of the planet.

1214
01:11:21,069 --> 01:11:23,363
You know what,
she didn't say that. All right?

1215
01:11:23,446 --> 01:11:25,615
- You worst piece on the chess board.
- She said that.

1216
01:11:25,699 --> 01:11:26,908
- Didn't say any of it.
- Ow!

1217
01:11:26,992 --> 01:11:29,828
Yeah, but I was thinking it.
Actually, every single word.

1218
01:11:29,911 --> 01:11:31,913
You make a really good point. Thank you.

1219
01:11:31,997 --> 01:11:33,123
[SIGHS]

1220
01:11:37,711 --> 01:11:39,588
If you'll tell your lady
she now has power.

1221
01:11:41,423 --> 01:11:43,884
Uh, the jackass says, my lady,
that you have power.

1222
01:11:44,593 --> 01:11:46,511
Can you thank him?

1223
01:11:46,595 --> 01:11:48,930
PAWNY: Really?
- But in a cold, kind of polite way.

1224
01:11:49,014 --> 01:11:52,684
You can even put a glare on it.
Just play around with it. I trust you.

1225
01:11:53,226 --> 01:11:55,312
My lady says thank you.

1226
01:11:55,395 --> 01:11:56,229
[GROANS]

1227
01:11:58,273 --> 01:12:00,442
I know where the weapon's going
and how to get it back.

1228
01:12:00,525 --> 01:12:03,278
- My lady?
- I got this one. I'm listening.

1229
01:12:03,361 --> 01:12:05,697
Bassam has only one real buyer:

1230
01:12:05,780 --> 01:12:08,033
Riza Stavros.

1231
01:12:08,700 --> 01:12:10,952
Riza? The Riza that you went out with?

1232
01:12:11,036 --> 01:12:13,663
The intergalactic,
alien arms-dealer Riza?

1233
01:12:13,747 --> 01:12:15,290
I'm gonna hop back in for a second.

1234
01:12:15,373 --> 01:12:18,376
You dated Riza Stavros,
the Merchant of Death?

1235
01:12:18,460 --> 01:12:19,878
The Mother of Murder?

1236
01:12:20,921 --> 01:12:22,797
- She's pretty hot.
H: Okay, I didn't know

1237
01:12:22,881 --> 01:12:24,883
she was an arms dealer when we met.

1238
01:12:24,966 --> 01:12:28,261
And I was distracted
by her feminine wiles

1239
01:12:28,345 --> 01:12:30,347
and her intoxicating beauty.

1240
01:12:30,889 --> 01:12:32,891
And besides,
we weren't interested in labels.

1241
01:12:32,974 --> 01:12:34,267
We were interested in our hearts.

1242
01:12:34,351 --> 01:12:36,353
If having a big, old heart is a crime,
then shoot me.

1243
01:12:36,436 --> 01:12:37,520
[GUN COCKS]

1244
01:12:38,063 --> 01:12:40,482
- Not yet.
- You'll let me know, though, right?

1245
01:12:42,651 --> 01:12:43,735
But really?

1246
01:12:45,236 --> 01:12:46,738
Your "big, old heart"?

1247
01:12:48,323 --> 01:12:49,699
[LAUGHING]

1248
01:12:49,783 --> 01:12:51,576
- What?
- It's just...

1249
01:12:52,827 --> 01:12:54,663
Well, it...? It's funny, is it?

1250
01:12:55,914 --> 01:12:57,040
[ALL LAUGHING]

1251
01:12:57,123 --> 01:12:58,500
M: "My big, old heart."
PAWNY: So stupid.

1252
01:12:58,583 --> 01:13:01,878
Who talks like that?
Ha-ha-ha. Big, old doofus.

1253
01:13:04,673 --> 01:13:06,800
You've never been in love, have you?

1254
01:13:08,718 --> 01:13:10,845
I'm not making fun. I'm genuinely asking.

1255
01:13:10,929 --> 01:13:13,598
You've never once abandoned logic
for passion?

1256
01:13:14,391 --> 01:13:17,352
Ugh. What is this?
The sequel to The Notebook?

1257
01:13:17,435 --> 01:13:20,772
I never saw it, but I assume
it's a lot of this type of nonsense.

1258
01:13:20,855 --> 01:13:22,357
Pssh. No, I haven't.

1259
01:13:23,984 --> 01:13:25,777
Passion is unstable,
and logic is constant.

1260
01:13:25,860 --> 01:13:27,278
- Is that right?
M: Yeah.

1261
01:13:27,362 --> 01:13:30,699
Physical attraction is nothing more
than chemical reactions in your brain.

1262
01:13:30,782 --> 01:13:34,119
Can't trust them. They're not real.

1263
01:13:34,202 --> 01:13:37,163
Isn't the whole universe
a chemical reaction?

1264
01:13:37,998 --> 01:13:39,833
Pretty sure you can trust that.

1265
01:13:40,667 --> 01:13:41,751
Feels pretty real.

1266
01:13:45,005 --> 01:13:46,798
That's actually kind of deep.

1267
01:13:50,135 --> 01:13:51,636
Well, that should do it.

1268
01:13:56,099 --> 01:13:57,100
Power her up.

1269
01:13:58,476 --> 01:13:59,394
Thank you.

1270
01:14:01,062 --> 01:14:02,063
Pawny.

1271
01:14:03,356 --> 01:14:05,608
- Not there.
- That's as far as I could jump.

1272
01:14:05,692 --> 01:14:07,819
I could jump higher,
but it would've been more awkward.

1273
01:14:07,902 --> 01:14:08,987
Okay, enough.

1274
01:14:11,281 --> 01:14:12,323
Here we go.

1275
01:14:16,077 --> 01:14:17,829
And look at that.

1276
01:14:18,997 --> 01:14:20,123
- Well done.
M: Mm-hm.

1277
01:14:21,791 --> 01:14:23,835
I know Riza.
She may be the Merchant of Death,

1278
01:14:23,918 --> 01:14:26,546
but she does have one weakness.

1279
01:14:26,629 --> 01:14:28,006
Ready to be a hero, little guy?

1280
01:14:28,089 --> 01:14:31,426
- Pretty open to anything.
- Good, because we're going to Naples.

1281
01:14:31,509 --> 01:14:34,929
Oh, to Riza's Fortified Fortress
of For Sure Death?

1282
01:14:35,013 --> 01:14:35,847
Ugh.

1283
01:14:35,930 --> 01:14:37,640
[♪♪♪]

1284
01:15:02,499 --> 01:15:04,000
Don't shoot. Don't shoot.

1285
01:15:06,044 --> 01:15:07,128
[ALARM BEEPING]

1286
01:15:08,046 --> 01:15:10,632
- Oh. I'm so sorry.
- Oh!

1287
01:15:10,715 --> 01:15:12,592
Can we do this another day?
I have another visitor.

1288
01:15:13,009 --> 01:15:14,552
- Oh, absolutely.
- Yeah?

1289
01:15:14,636 --> 01:15:15,845
Thank you.

1290
01:15:15,929 --> 01:15:16,846
[SPEAKING IN FRENCH]

1291
01:15:16,930 --> 01:15:18,098
- Bye.
- [IN ENGLISH] Bye.

1292
01:15:20,016 --> 01:15:21,184
[MAN SHOUTS]

1293
01:15:22,894 --> 01:15:24,020
Luca.

1294
01:15:24,104 --> 01:15:25,605
- Did you miss me?
- No.

1295
01:15:36,574 --> 01:15:37,951
H.

1296
01:15:39,244 --> 01:15:40,829
I know why you're here.

1297
01:15:42,038 --> 01:15:43,873
[SNIFFS]

1298
01:15:43,957 --> 01:15:45,959
Why are you wearing pink trousers?

1299
01:16:01,808 --> 01:16:03,852
H:
So how have you been?

1300
01:16:03,935 --> 01:16:05,770
It's been a while, huh?

1301
01:16:05,854 --> 01:16:09,566
That's the tough thing about breakups,
is the friendships you lose. Ha-ha.

1302
01:16:10,567 --> 01:16:13,319
Ah. We had some good times, though,
didn't we?

1303
01:16:13,403 --> 01:16:14,612
[LUCA GRUNTS]

1304
01:16:14,696 --> 01:16:16,906
Riza and I had good times, I guess.

1305
01:16:16,990 --> 01:16:20,243
You just lurked in the background a bit.
Ha-ha.

1306
01:16:20,326 --> 01:16:22,328
[CHIRPING]

1307
01:16:28,251 --> 01:16:30,461
Wonderful, isn't she?

1308
01:16:30,545 --> 01:16:35,049
I just love dumb, beautiful creatures.

1309
01:16:35,133 --> 01:16:36,134
[H CHUCKLES]

1310
01:16:36,593 --> 01:16:38,803
[RIZA SIGHS THEN GRUNTING]

1311
01:16:41,639 --> 01:16:43,641
Well, this is familiar, isn't it?

1312
01:16:46,811 --> 01:16:48,438
So...

1313
01:16:48,521 --> 01:16:51,107
MIB finally showed you the door, eh?

1314
01:16:51,191 --> 01:16:52,984
Showed myself out, actually.

1315
01:16:53,067 --> 01:16:54,027
RIZA:
Oh.

1316
01:16:54,694 --> 01:16:56,696
Some horses are born to roam free.

1317
01:16:56,779 --> 01:16:59,282
And others just get shot.
What are you doing here?

1318
01:16:59,824 --> 01:17:02,785
I wanted to see you.
And I brought you something.

1319
01:17:05,288 --> 01:17:08,708
I know how you like special pets,
so I brought you a peace offering.

1320
01:17:08,791 --> 01:17:10,084
Meow, meow.

1321
01:17:10,168 --> 01:17:12,879
Bark, woof, et cetera, et cetera.

1322
01:17:13,213 --> 01:17:15,173
Oh, I like it.

1323
01:17:15,256 --> 01:17:19,385
He is cute in an ugly sort of way, isn't he?

1324
01:17:20,094 --> 01:17:21,387
The last of his kind.

1325
01:17:21,471 --> 01:17:23,973
You always did know the way
to my heart, didn't you? Heh.

1326
01:17:24,766 --> 01:17:27,560
And you always knew how
to make mine beat that little bit faster.

1327
01:17:27,644 --> 01:17:30,146
M: Not a neuralyzer in the world
could make me forget that.

1328
01:17:30,230 --> 01:17:31,648
RIZA:
I was actually looking forward

1329
01:17:31,731 --> 01:17:34,525
to seeing my guns tear you to pieces,
and then I saw

1330
01:17:34,609 --> 01:17:37,737
that perfect little face of yours, and...

1331
01:17:38,446 --> 01:17:39,405
[SIGHS]

1332
01:17:39,864 --> 01:17:40,740
I had to know.

1333
01:17:41,991 --> 01:17:42,825
Know what?

1334
01:17:44,369 --> 01:17:46,246
- I want to know the truth.
- Mm-hm.

1335
01:17:46,329 --> 01:17:47,497
Was this ever real?

1336
01:17:48,081 --> 01:17:49,540
Hmm? This?

1337
01:17:50,083 --> 01:17:51,542
You, me? Was it?

1338
01:17:52,293 --> 01:17:53,294
[CHUCKLES]

1339
01:17:53,378 --> 01:17:54,462
This'll be good.

1340
01:17:57,882 --> 01:17:58,883
Was it?

1341
01:18:00,301 --> 01:18:04,806
I knew who you were from the start.
My job was to gain your trust...

1342
01:18:05,848 --> 01:18:08,851
and take you down
when the opportunity came.

1343
01:18:08,935 --> 01:18:11,896
- That's the truth.
M: Gotta turn my earpiece off for this.

1344
01:18:11,980 --> 01:18:13,231
God, shut up.

1345
01:18:14,232 --> 01:18:15,692
- What?
- No, I'm sorry.

1346
01:18:15,775 --> 01:18:17,735
It's what I say to my heart...

1347
01:18:18,528 --> 01:18:21,948
- when it's like a voice inside my head.
- Oh, I know.

1348
01:18:22,031 --> 01:18:23,491
I couldn't fake that.

1349
01:18:25,868 --> 01:18:26,828
Thank you.

1350
01:18:26,911 --> 01:18:27,996
It's okay.

1351
01:18:29,247 --> 01:18:31,749
No, but thank you for...

1352
01:18:31,833 --> 01:18:33,251
For giving me closure.

1353
01:18:33,334 --> 01:18:36,212
We all need some...
Some closure from time to time.

1354
01:18:36,296 --> 01:18:38,589
RIZA: Get him out of here.
- What...? Wait, no. Hey.

1355
01:18:38,673 --> 01:18:40,466
Wait. I need some closure too.

1356
01:18:40,550 --> 01:18:43,052
- What about my feelings?
RIZA: H, here's a tip for you.

1357
01:18:43,136 --> 01:18:45,555
Next time you bring a peace offering,

1358
01:18:45,638 --> 01:18:47,265
don't make it the same day
I come into possession

1359
01:18:47,348 --> 01:18:49,892
of the most powerful weapon
ever created.

1360
01:18:49,976 --> 01:18:52,395
This has nothing to do with that.
I didn't know you had a weapon.

1361
01:18:52,478 --> 01:18:55,356
It's a separate thing. It's a coincidence.
Total coincidence.

1362
01:18:55,440 --> 01:18:57,108
I didn't know she had a weapon.
Did you?

1363
01:18:57,567 --> 01:18:58,985
[LUCA GRUNTING]

1364
01:18:59,068 --> 01:19:00,403
Take him to the boat.

1365
01:19:00,486 --> 01:19:02,447
All right. Okay, okay, okay.

1366
01:19:08,578 --> 01:19:10,455
Fellas, I think that went pretty well.

1367
01:19:10,538 --> 01:19:12,707
Looks like we'll be seeing
a lot more of each other.

1368
01:19:13,624 --> 01:19:14,834
[GRUNTING AND SHOUTING]

1369
01:19:23,384 --> 01:19:25,345
[♪♪♪]

1370
01:19:39,067 --> 01:19:41,027
Okay.

1371
01:19:41,110 --> 01:19:42,111
Okay, okay, okay.

1372
01:19:43,988 --> 01:19:45,615
RIZA:
Sebastian, darling.

1373
01:19:45,698 --> 01:19:47,367
How would you like
to be able to destroy

1374
01:19:47,450 --> 01:19:50,078
entire solar systems
without leaving your home?

1375
01:19:50,161 --> 01:19:51,829
M: Pawny?
-Yeah, I see it.

1376
01:19:51,913 --> 01:19:53,748
Uh...

1377
01:19:55,541 --> 01:19:58,211
Oh, would you look at that.
Good to go, M.

1378
01:20:01,089 --> 01:20:03,132
Okay, Pawny, it's all on you now.

1379
01:20:03,216 --> 01:20:06,219
Okay, that kind of pressure
is not constructive.

1380
01:20:06,302 --> 01:20:09,347
It's very simple, darling.
Do you want it or not?

1381
01:20:10,598 --> 01:20:14,268
No, I only have one, Sebastian,
and I won't have that for long.

1382
01:20:15,436 --> 01:20:19,357
- No, I'm gonna give you five seconds.
- Perfectly done. Whoops!

1383
01:20:22,151 --> 01:20:23,486
I'm going to call you back.

1384
01:20:24,862 --> 01:20:27,532
- Crap. Oh, crap. Oh, crap.
- Look at your little legs.

1385
01:20:27,615 --> 01:20:28,616
You are so fast.

1386
01:20:30,076 --> 01:20:31,911
Why, look at you run.

1387
01:20:34,372 --> 01:20:35,665
You're so fast!

1388
01:20:35,748 --> 01:20:37,458
Wait, I'm coming. I'm coming.

1389
01:20:43,464 --> 01:20:46,717
Now, you don't run away again. Oh, hello.

1390
01:20:48,719 --> 01:20:51,681
Oh, and here I thought...

1391
01:20:51,764 --> 01:20:53,391
H worked alone.

1392
01:20:54,434 --> 01:20:56,936
Silly me.

1393
01:20:57,019 --> 01:20:58,479
Poor you.

1394
01:20:59,355 --> 01:21:01,691
It's been a steep learning curve, yeah.

1395
01:21:02,191 --> 01:21:03,192
[GUN WHIRRING]

1396
01:21:05,361 --> 01:21:07,947
Oh, that?
That's a snub-nosed Karzig annihilator.

1397
01:21:08,322 --> 01:21:11,325
Do you know what that does
to a human body?

1398
01:21:12,702 --> 01:21:16,080
It boils you from the inside out.

1399
01:21:17,123 --> 01:21:18,249
Cute.

1400
01:21:19,208 --> 01:21:22,879
Do you know what a Pawny does
to sadistic alien arms-dealers?

1401
01:21:22,962 --> 01:21:25,131
No, honey. Tell me what a Pawny is.

1402
01:21:25,214 --> 01:21:27,550
I'm a Pawny, you psycho!

1403
01:21:28,259 --> 01:21:29,469
[SHOUTS]

1404
01:21:35,766 --> 01:21:37,143
[GRUNTING AND SHOUTING]

1405
01:22:07,757 --> 01:22:09,008
[GROANING]

1406
01:22:10,259 --> 01:22:12,053
[PANTING]

1407
01:22:14,347 --> 01:22:16,390
Looks like the tables have turned.

1408
01:22:18,809 --> 01:22:20,186
That was an incredible catch.

1409
01:22:20,269 --> 01:22:21,562
[GROWLS]

1410
01:22:22,897 --> 01:22:24,190
[GRUNTING AND SHOUTING]

1411
01:22:54,262 --> 01:22:55,513
[PANTING]

1412
01:22:56,222 --> 01:22:57,473
That felt good.

1413
01:23:00,643 --> 01:23:01,894
[H PANTING]

1414
01:23:04,564 --> 01:23:05,731
[GROANING]

1415
01:23:06,607 --> 01:23:08,734
Don't worry. It's all part of the plan.

1416
01:23:09,360 --> 01:23:11,779
H, you always have been
rather delusional.

1417
01:23:14,907 --> 01:23:16,450
[COUGHING THEN GROANING]

1418
01:23:21,080 --> 01:23:22,373
Peace offering.

1419
01:23:22,456 --> 01:23:23,708
Kill them.

1420
01:23:24,208 --> 01:23:26,335
Start with him and make it hurt.

1421
01:23:27,253 --> 01:23:29,130
No! You don't have to do this.

1422
01:23:29,964 --> 01:23:32,341
Put me down, you Tarantian thug.

1423
01:23:33,134 --> 01:23:34,969
Wait. Did you say "Tarantian"?

1424
01:23:35,052 --> 01:23:37,179
- Yes.
PAWNY: Yes, my lady, he did.

1425
01:23:37,263 --> 01:23:39,682
They tend to be single-minded
when it comes to killing.

1426
01:23:39,765 --> 01:23:42,393
- Brains the size of a pistachio nut.
- Okay. Shh.

1427
01:23:42,476 --> 01:23:43,603
You're not helping.

1428
01:23:46,814 --> 01:23:49,650
The creature you saw was
an unlicensed Tarantian

1429
01:23:49,734 --> 01:23:51,193
from Andromeda II.

1430
01:23:51,277 --> 01:23:52,987
Tarantian?

1431
01:23:53,404 --> 01:23:54,739
[CHITTERING]

1432
01:23:56,741 --> 01:23:57,867
I know a Tarantian.

1433
01:23:58,492 --> 01:23:59,660
I met one once.

1434
01:24:00,703 --> 01:24:01,579
I helped him.

1435
01:24:03,039 --> 01:24:04,332
[IN TARANTIAN]
Kabla nakshulin.

1436
01:24:04,790 --> 01:24:05,791
[GRUNTS]

1437
01:24:06,250 --> 01:24:07,126
What?

1438
01:24:08,878 --> 01:24:10,087
Kabla nakshulin?

1439
01:24:10,880 --> 01:24:13,049
- What she said.
- How do you know that?

1440
01:24:13,132 --> 01:24:14,634
[IN ENGLISH]
Because he said it to me.

1441
01:24:17,553 --> 01:24:18,846
[EXHALES]

1442
01:24:21,807 --> 01:24:22,767
Molly?

1443
01:24:23,142 --> 01:24:24,226
Yes.

1444
01:24:24,310 --> 01:24:28,147
- Molly? Are you shitting me? Really?
H: Ha-ha.

1445
01:24:29,482 --> 01:24:30,816
Who's delusional now?

1446
01:24:31,609 --> 01:24:32,652
It's you?

1447
01:24:34,403 --> 01:24:35,988
[GASPS]

1448
01:24:36,072 --> 01:24:36,989
[GROANS]

1449
01:24:37,073 --> 01:24:38,324
You've grown.

1450
01:24:38,407 --> 01:24:40,117
Ha. I mean, me too.

1451
01:24:44,080 --> 01:24:47,667
- Give her the box.
- Luca, you can't do this.

1452
01:24:47,750 --> 01:24:52,088
Haven't I been good to you?
I've let you kill anyone you wanted.

1453
01:24:52,171 --> 01:24:53,255
Come on.

1454
01:24:53,339 --> 01:24:54,256
[GUN WHIRRING]

1455
01:24:54,340 --> 01:24:55,341
No?

1456
01:24:58,135 --> 01:24:59,011
The box.

1457
01:24:59,970 --> 01:25:00,805
[SIGHS]

1458
01:25:03,307 --> 01:25:04,350
Thank you.

1459
01:25:05,726 --> 01:25:07,436
You changed my life, by the way.
Ha-ha.

1460
01:25:08,145 --> 01:25:09,146
Hey, uh, quickly.

1461
01:25:09,230 --> 01:25:11,941
Kabla nakshulin, what does it mean?

1462
01:25:12,983 --> 01:25:16,946
It means,
"One day, I'll kill whoever you choose

1463
01:25:17,029 --> 01:25:18,823
in the most gruesome way imaginable."

1464
01:25:19,240 --> 01:25:20,074
[GRUNTS]

1465
01:25:20,157 --> 01:25:23,035
Or maybe we just keep her here
for a moment

1466
01:25:23,119 --> 01:25:25,913
until he and I can discuss
a plan of action.

1467
01:25:25,996 --> 01:25:27,790
H? H, are you okay?

1468
01:25:27,873 --> 01:25:29,333
[WHEEZES]

1469
01:25:29,417 --> 01:25:30,292
I'm good.

1470
01:25:32,712 --> 01:25:34,505
M:
That was... That was a rush.

1471
01:25:34,588 --> 01:25:36,507
H:
Yeah, and incredibly painful.

1472
01:25:36,590 --> 01:25:37,967
M: Yeah.
PAWNY: Pretty sure the plan

1473
01:25:38,050 --> 01:25:40,678
- went wrong in every conceivable way.
- Yeah, well...

1474
01:25:42,763 --> 01:25:45,641
So, uh, it's Molly, huh?

1475
01:25:47,393 --> 01:25:50,146
- You're not supposed to know that.
- Too late. I know it now.

1476
01:25:50,229 --> 01:25:52,398
Guess it's only fair that you know mine.

1477
01:25:52,481 --> 01:25:53,983
- I don't wanna know.
- I'll tell you.

1478
01:25:54,066 --> 01:25:55,568
- Okay.
- You ready?

1479
01:25:55,651 --> 01:25:56,527
Horatio.

1480
01:25:56,861 --> 01:25:58,529
- It is not.
- It's not.

1481
01:26:00,197 --> 01:26:01,198
It's Henry.

1482
01:26:02,616 --> 01:26:03,826
Yeah, you look like a Henry.

1483
01:26:03,909 --> 01:26:06,328
- Good. It's all I've got.
- I'm Steve.

1484
01:26:06,412 --> 01:26:09,331
Steve? I thought you said
pawns didn't have names.

1485
01:26:09,415 --> 01:26:11,876
We don't. I was just feeling left out.

1486
01:26:11,959 --> 01:26:14,003
H:
Heh. Oh, Steve.

1487
01:26:19,383 --> 01:26:20,718
[RUMBLING]

1488
01:26:21,719 --> 01:26:22,762
Whoa.

1489
01:26:25,765 --> 01:26:26,766
That is not cool.

1490
01:26:31,145 --> 01:26:34,356
- I don't like what the earth is doing now.
H: No, no, no.

1491
01:26:34,774 --> 01:26:36,776
[♪♪♪]

1492
01:26:41,071 --> 01:26:42,531
[IN TARANTIAN]
Kabla nakshulin!

1493
01:26:45,618 --> 01:26:46,786
[IN ENGLISH]
It was worth a try.

1494
01:26:47,119 --> 01:26:50,122
[IN UNISON]
We must have the weapon, for the Hive.

1495
01:26:50,206 --> 01:26:52,291
No. I don't know if you've heard,

1496
01:26:52,374 --> 01:26:54,794
but we are the Men in Black.

1497
01:26:56,587 --> 01:26:58,881
The Men and Women in Black.

1498
01:27:01,509 --> 01:27:02,551
Nice save.

1499
01:27:02,635 --> 01:27:05,304
H: If you think we'll hand this over,
you've got another thing coming.

1500
01:27:05,387 --> 01:27:08,182
You don't know who you're dealing with.
We protect the Earth.

1501
01:27:08,265 --> 01:27:09,850
Everyone and everything on it.

1502
01:27:09,934 --> 01:27:11,852
So you wanna do this?
You wanna get down?

1503
01:27:11,936 --> 01:27:13,562
Fine. Let's go.

1504
01:27:15,397 --> 01:27:16,982
[GUN POWERING UP]

1505
01:27:17,525 --> 01:27:20,986
Move, and I'll obliterate
this entire island and everything on it.

1506
01:27:23,531 --> 01:27:26,075
Uh, including us. You don't think
we should've spoken about this?

1507
01:27:26,158 --> 01:27:27,451
I just gave a whole speech.

1508
01:27:27,535 --> 01:27:30,871
Yeah, I liked the speech. I just thought
this would be more effective.

1509
01:27:30,955 --> 01:27:33,040
You heard me. Don't make me use it.

1510
01:27:33,123 --> 01:27:35,459
We'll do anything to protect our world.

1511
01:27:40,297 --> 01:27:41,632
So will we.

1512
01:27:58,440 --> 01:28:01,193
Nothing in this universe is unkillable.

1513
01:28:01,277 --> 01:28:03,612
With the proper voltage.

1514
01:28:03,696 --> 01:28:05,406
Are you both all right?

1515
01:28:05,489 --> 01:28:07,741
Uh, yes, sir. Never better.

1516
01:28:07,825 --> 01:28:10,411
- Sir, how did you find us?
- Experience.

1517
01:28:11,829 --> 01:28:13,080
Riza again, H?

1518
01:28:13,163 --> 01:28:15,791
When are you going to learn?

1519
01:28:15,875 --> 01:28:17,251
Uh...

1520
01:28:18,127 --> 01:28:21,463
I knew I could count on you.
That, in the end, you'd pull through.

1521
01:28:21,547 --> 01:28:23,007
Thank you, sir.

1522
01:28:23,090 --> 01:28:24,258
You too, M.

1523
01:28:24,341 --> 01:28:27,177
Agent O had a feeling about you,
and she was right.

1524
01:28:27,261 --> 01:28:28,262
[♪♪♪]

1525
01:28:32,808 --> 01:28:36,353
The universe has a way of leading you
to where you're supposed to be...

1526
01:28:36,437 --> 01:28:38,355
At the moment
you're supposed to be there.

1527
01:28:41,817 --> 01:28:42,943
Let's go home.

1528
01:28:43,027 --> 01:28:45,029
[♪♪♪]

1529
01:28:49,575 --> 01:28:51,035
[ALL CHEERING]

1530
01:28:55,331 --> 01:28:57,666
Let's keep this safe, shall we?

1531
01:28:57,750 --> 01:29:02,004
Saunder, inform the Jababian embassy,
we have the weapon.

1532
01:29:06,425 --> 01:29:09,219
Quite the first assignment
for a probationary agent, M.

1533
01:29:09,303 --> 01:29:10,137
[M CHUCKLES]

1534
01:29:10,220 --> 01:29:14,099
Marrakesh,
the Empty Quarter, Naples.

1535
01:29:14,183 --> 01:29:17,019
Imagine what you will accomplish
when you're one of us.

1536
01:29:18,354 --> 01:29:20,940
- Yes, sir.
- Enjoy this moment, M.

1537
01:29:21,607 --> 01:29:22,900
They never last.

1538
01:29:22,983 --> 01:29:24,652
[CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING
OVER SPEAKERS]

1539
01:29:28,656 --> 01:29:30,783
I don't know how you do it,
but you keep doing it.

1540
01:29:30,866 --> 01:29:32,868
Yeah? What's that, C?

1541
01:29:32,952 --> 01:29:34,036
Saving the world

1542
01:29:34,119 --> 01:29:36,622
from total destruction twice...

1543
01:29:36,705 --> 01:29:37,748
in as many years.

1544
01:29:37,831 --> 01:29:39,208
I mean...

1545
01:29:39,291 --> 01:29:40,918
- what are the odds?
- What are the odds?

1546
01:29:41,293 --> 01:29:42,711
[♪♪♪]

1547
01:29:44,338 --> 01:29:45,547
MIB!

1548
01:29:45,631 --> 01:29:46,674
[CAMERA BEEPING]

1549
01:29:48,467 --> 01:29:49,426
Right.

1550
01:29:52,721 --> 01:29:54,139
- Excuse me.
- Yeah.

1551
01:29:59,228 --> 01:30:00,270
- Hey.
- Hey.

1552
01:30:00,354 --> 01:30:01,522
- How's it going?
- Uh...

1553
01:30:01,605 --> 01:30:02,982
- You know.
- Cool party, huh?

1554
01:30:03,065 --> 01:30:05,275
- Yeah, great party.
- Mm. Something is wrong.

1555
01:30:05,359 --> 01:30:06,568
That's what I was thinking.

1556
01:30:06,652 --> 01:30:09,196
I said to the Dyads we'd do anything
to save our world.

1557
01:30:09,488 --> 01:30:11,115
- They said that they would too.
- Mm-hm.

1558
01:30:11,198 --> 01:30:14,493
Then they told us they needed
the weapon for the Hive.

1559
01:30:14,576 --> 01:30:16,662
What if we misunderstood
what that meant?

1560
01:30:16,745 --> 01:30:18,998
Maybe they needed the weapon
to use against the Hive

1561
01:30:19,081 --> 01:30:20,374
- to save their world.
- Mm-hm.

1562
01:30:21,208 --> 01:30:23,544
Which could mean
they were never the Hive at all.

1563
01:30:23,877 --> 01:30:25,212
Uh-huh.

1564
01:30:25,295 --> 01:30:28,215
But the DNA, the mutations.
High T showed us that sample.

1565
01:30:28,298 --> 01:30:30,884
All right. Let's see.

1566
01:30:30,968 --> 01:30:33,512
Agent H,
bring up the Dyad forensic report.

1567
01:30:37,766 --> 01:30:40,394
Who has the authority
to make a case file disappear?

1568
01:30:40,477 --> 01:30:41,437
Come with me.

1569
01:30:43,022 --> 01:30:45,441
[♪♪♪]

1570
01:30:52,114 --> 01:30:55,242
And what about Naples?
How did he know we were there?

1571
01:30:55,325 --> 01:30:56,577
He was doing his job.

1572
01:30:56,660 --> 01:30:58,620
Does his job include tracking us?

1573
01:30:58,704 --> 01:31:01,290
He gave this to me as a gift.
It has a chip inside it.

1574
01:31:03,667 --> 01:31:06,962
We need to see
the confiscated Jababian weapon.

1575
01:31:07,046 --> 01:31:08,005
Not possible.

1576
01:31:08,088 --> 01:31:10,049
Not possible?
I'm the senior agent on the case.

1577
01:31:10,132 --> 01:31:11,967
Let's make it possible.
Where's the weapon?

1578
01:31:19,308 --> 01:31:21,310
I think he's been chasing it
the entire time.

1579
01:31:22,186 --> 01:31:25,898
- High T is the mole. He's gotta be.
- A mole for who? Where would he take it?

1580
01:31:25,981 --> 01:31:26,940
C:
Paris.

1581
01:31:27,483 --> 01:31:29,026
My guess would be Paris.

1582
01:31:29,109 --> 01:31:31,862
I knew all along that something was off.

1583
01:31:31,945 --> 01:31:35,449
I thought he was covering for you,
but it turns out, it was him.

1584
01:31:35,532 --> 01:31:36,784
He was hiding his own tracks.

1585
01:31:36,867 --> 01:31:38,619
H:
Gotta be an explanation. M, come on.

1586
01:31:38,702 --> 01:31:40,120
- I'm coming with you.
- No, C.

1587
01:31:40,204 --> 01:31:42,831
Hey, hey. Come on, now.
This isn't about you.

1588
01:31:42,915 --> 01:31:44,374
I know. I agree.

1589
01:31:44,458 --> 01:31:47,044
If it turns out what you're saying is true

1590
01:31:47,127 --> 01:31:50,756
and word gets out that T,
the most decorated agent in MIB history,

1591
01:31:50,839 --> 01:31:53,008
is a traitor, the agency will never recover.

1592
01:31:53,509 --> 01:31:55,552
If we stop him, no one ever has to know.

1593
01:31:55,636 --> 01:31:58,263
But what if you can't stop him?
Then what?

1594
01:32:00,140 --> 01:32:02,142
Well, then tell them it was me.

1595
01:32:02,226 --> 01:32:05,854
Tell them I was the traitor.
Trust me, the agency will believe you.

1596
01:32:05,938 --> 01:32:07,564
[♪♪♪]

1597
01:32:09,149 --> 01:32:09,983
You.

1598
01:32:17,241 --> 01:32:19,493
Oh, that's right. That happened.

1599
01:32:20,536 --> 01:32:22,454
[♪♪♪]

1600
01:32:31,255 --> 01:32:34,174
- That's what I'm talking about.
- I'm driving.

1601
01:32:34,716 --> 01:32:35,551
Uh...

1602
01:32:38,929 --> 01:32:40,681
[SIGHS]

1603
01:32:41,557 --> 01:32:44,768
- That really should be here.
- Not in this country.

1604
01:32:44,852 --> 01:32:45,853
[♪♪♪]

1605
01:32:45,936 --> 01:32:47,729
[ENGINE REVVING]

1606
01:32:59,199 --> 01:33:01,201
There should be
a big red button somewhere.

1607
01:33:01,285 --> 01:33:03,245
Yes! Press the red button.

1608
01:33:03,787 --> 01:33:04,872
Found it.

1609
01:33:04,955 --> 01:33:06,331
[CAR BEEPING]

1610
01:33:07,791 --> 01:33:08,876
[PAWNY SHOUTING]

1611
01:33:22,139 --> 01:33:23,515
[PHONE RINGING]

1612
01:33:24,308 --> 01:33:26,059
C:
H, you gotta see this.

1613
01:33:26,894 --> 01:33:29,521
A portal from Sector C
has been activated.

1614
01:33:29,605 --> 01:33:31,940
M: The Hive.
- I'm sending you backup. Out.

1615
01:33:35,235 --> 01:33:37,654
You remember when I told you
we're in the lying business?

1616
01:33:37,738 --> 01:33:38,822
Mm-hm.

1617
01:33:38,906 --> 01:33:42,159
T said that to me when he recruited me.
He said, "We have to lie to the world,

1618
01:33:42,242 --> 01:33:43,827
which means we can never lie
to each other."

1619
01:33:44,494 --> 01:33:46,121
I just don't believe that he has.

1620
01:33:46,205 --> 01:33:48,916
But you can't always trust your gut, H.

1621
01:33:48,999 --> 01:33:52,878
- Sometimes things are as they appear.
- No, we saved the world, for God's sakes.

1622
01:33:52,961 --> 01:33:56,048
Together, with nothing but our wits
and our Series-7 De-Atomizers.

1623
01:33:57,216 --> 01:33:58,342
So I've heard.

1624
01:34:01,345 --> 01:34:02,471
[♪♪♪]

1625
01:34:09,811 --> 01:34:12,814
[TIRES SCREECHING]

1626
01:34:34,753 --> 01:34:35,587
- H?
- Yeah?

1627
01:34:35,671 --> 01:34:38,966
Mind telling me one more time?
How'd you beat the Hive?

1628
01:34:40,217 --> 01:34:43,220
Uh, it was three years ago.
High T and I went to face the Hive

1629
01:34:43,303 --> 01:34:47,182
with nothing but our wits
and our Series-7 De-Atomizers. Cool?

1630
01:34:47,266 --> 01:34:50,352
- Yes, but how'd you do it?
- Wait. What are you doing?

1631
01:34:50,435 --> 01:34:52,396
- I'm curious. How'd you do it?
- I told you.

1632
01:34:52,479 --> 01:34:54,523
- You didn't, though.
- I did a few times.

1633
01:34:54,606 --> 01:34:57,109
Okay, uh, High T and I went up
to face the Hive

1634
01:34:57,192 --> 01:35:00,279
with nothing but our wits
and our Series-7 De-Atomizers...

1635
01:35:02,906 --> 01:35:04,908
[♪♪♪]

1636
01:35:06,368 --> 01:35:08,954
Am I...? I'm repeating myself, aren't I?

1637
01:35:09,037 --> 01:35:10,831
- Over and over.
- Word for word.

1638
01:35:10,914 --> 01:35:13,709
Yeah, um...
Okay, why would I be doing that? Um...

1639
01:35:13,792 --> 01:35:15,961
H, I don't think that you beat
the Hive that night.

1640
01:35:17,296 --> 01:35:18,964
I think you were neuralyzed.

1641
01:35:23,593 --> 01:35:25,053
[ELEVATOR BELL DINGS]

1642
01:35:26,888 --> 01:35:27,848
[GUNS POWERING UP]

1643
01:35:41,069 --> 01:35:43,530
HIGH T:
Ah. You came to say goodbye.

1644
01:35:43,613 --> 01:35:45,615
And you brought the lovely M.

1645
01:35:47,242 --> 01:35:49,619
You can really feel the history here.

1646
01:35:49,703 --> 01:35:52,331
Eiffel discovering wormholes,

1647
01:35:52,414 --> 01:35:54,750
gangways to other civilizations,

1648
01:35:54,833 --> 01:35:57,252
the First Alien Migration.

1649
01:35:59,379 --> 01:36:02,382
And we made history here too,
didn't we, H?

1650
01:36:02,966 --> 01:36:05,886
With just our wits
and our Series-7 De-Atomizers.

1651
01:36:05,969 --> 01:36:08,305
No. We didn't.

1652
01:36:08,847 --> 01:36:11,641
The Hive wanted
the most powerful weapon in the galaxy,

1653
01:36:11,725 --> 01:36:14,353
so you had Vungus bring it
to Men in Black.

1654
01:36:14,436 --> 01:36:16,730
You'd wait.
When it came, you'd give it to them.

1655
01:36:16,813 --> 01:36:20,901
My dear boy,
you were always a bright one...

1656
01:36:20,984 --> 01:36:22,944
but there's no stopping this.

1657
01:36:23,028 --> 01:36:26,406
With the weapon out of the way,
every planet will fall,

1658
01:36:26,490 --> 01:36:28,200
starting with this one.

1659
01:36:28,283 --> 01:36:29,993
Step away from the controls.

1660
01:36:31,370 --> 01:36:32,996
You neuralyzed me.

1661
01:36:33,080 --> 01:36:35,707
Made me a hero,
the guy that saved the world.

1662
01:36:36,875 --> 01:36:38,543
Left alive to sell the lie.

1663
01:36:40,754 --> 01:36:42,589
HIGH T:
They wanted this.

1664
01:36:44,049 --> 01:36:45,217
You were there.

1665
01:36:47,803 --> 01:36:51,056
- You were always like a son to me.
- H?

1666
01:36:51,139 --> 01:36:53,350
HIGH T:
You were always like a son to me.

1667
01:36:54,142 --> 01:36:55,685
That's not High T anymore.

1668
01:36:55,769 --> 01:36:56,853
You were always like a son

1669
01:36:56,937 --> 01:36:58,271
[IN DEEP VOICE]
to him.

1670
01:37:00,023 --> 01:37:01,483
[H GRUNTING]

1671
01:37:01,566 --> 01:37:02,692
[HIGH T GURGLING]

1672
01:37:12,035 --> 01:37:12,911
[SHOUTS]

1673
01:37:14,704 --> 01:37:15,831
PAWNY:
Shoot it! Shoot it!

1674
01:37:20,627 --> 01:37:22,337
My queen!

1675
01:37:22,421 --> 01:37:23,505
I'm coming!

1676
01:37:26,466 --> 01:37:27,843
[ROARING]

1677
01:37:30,345 --> 01:37:31,763
[SHOUTING AND GRUNTING]

1678
01:37:38,186 --> 01:37:39,896
What do we do? What do we do?

1679
01:37:57,372 --> 01:38:01,001
I'm gonna get it back.
I know he's still in there somewhere.

1680
01:38:02,669 --> 01:38:03,670
Hey!

1681
01:38:03,753 --> 01:38:06,715
Hey! I know you're in there somewhere!

1682
01:38:08,884 --> 01:38:10,010
[GRUNTING]

1683
01:38:10,719 --> 01:38:12,429
It's me, H.

1684
01:38:12,512 --> 01:38:15,223
Remember, you wanted me
to take your place.

1685
01:38:19,561 --> 01:38:20,729
M!

1686
01:38:25,650 --> 01:38:27,486
M:
The truth of the universe.

1687
01:38:28,153 --> 01:38:30,071
I want to know how it all works.

1688
01:38:31,990 --> 01:38:35,535
The universe has a way of leading you
to where you're supposed to be.

1689
01:38:37,120 --> 01:38:39,623
H: At the moment
you're supposed to be there.

1690
01:38:41,875 --> 01:38:44,836
My queen!

1691
01:38:47,672 --> 01:38:48,757
[♪♪♪]

1692
01:38:51,218 --> 01:38:53,220
I'm not losing another queen.

1693
01:38:59,309 --> 01:39:00,268
[GRUNTS]

1694
01:39:05,106 --> 01:39:07,776
You said I was like a son to you.

1695
01:39:08,985 --> 01:39:11,279
You were like a father to me.

1696
01:39:14,950 --> 01:39:15,951
HIGH T [IN NORMAL VOICE]:
H.

1697
01:39:24,459 --> 01:39:25,627
[ROARING]

1698
01:39:35,428 --> 01:39:36,596
M:
Right time...

1699
01:39:37,681 --> 01:39:38,765
right place.

1700
01:39:58,201 --> 01:39:59,369
[PANTING]

1701
01:40:03,123 --> 01:40:03,957
Pawny?

1702
01:40:04,040 --> 01:40:05,000
[♪♪♪]

1703
01:40:05,333 --> 01:40:08,378
- Yeah?
- You've served your queen well.

1704
01:40:08,461 --> 01:40:10,213
Thank you, my lady.

1705
01:40:10,297 --> 01:40:11,715
It was my honor.

1706
01:40:30,108 --> 01:40:31,860
[♪♪♪]

1707
01:40:48,960 --> 01:40:51,338
H:
So is she as tough as they say?

1708
01:40:51,421 --> 01:40:53,048
In a word, yes.

1709
01:40:54,674 --> 01:40:57,344
O: Well, you didn't screw up.
M: No, ma'am.

1710
01:40:57,427 --> 01:40:59,929
H: Let's be honest, there were
a few bumps along the way,

1711
01:41:00,013 --> 01:41:01,931
- friction at the start...
- Let's not be honest.

1712
01:41:02,015 --> 01:41:03,975
Okay. No, we did not screw up.

1713
01:41:05,268 --> 01:41:08,605
You said there may be a problem
in London, but you knew.

1714
01:41:08,688 --> 01:41:11,316
I hadn't trusted London branch
for some time.

1715
01:41:11,399 --> 01:41:13,443
I never understood the reason why.

1716
01:41:14,527 --> 01:41:16,321
T lived for this organization.

1717
01:41:16,404 --> 01:41:18,657
He was the very best
we had to offer. He will be...

1718
01:41:23,662 --> 01:41:24,537
missed.

1719
01:41:24,621 --> 01:41:25,497
[GULPS]

1720
01:41:28,583 --> 01:41:32,712
Welcome to the circus, Agent M.
You are no longer probationary.

1721
01:41:35,674 --> 01:41:38,009
There you go. My work here is done, I...

1722
01:41:38,093 --> 01:41:39,886
- You are.
- I'm sorry, what?

1723
01:41:39,969 --> 01:41:43,932
- Probationary head of London branch.
- I'm sorry. Probationary head?

1724
01:41:44,015 --> 01:41:48,687
It sounds like I got promoted
and demoted at the same time. Heh.

1725
01:41:48,770 --> 01:41:51,022
No. Try and cope.

1726
01:41:51,106 --> 01:41:53,608
Several years ago, before all this,
T mentioned to me

1727
01:41:53,692 --> 01:41:56,444
a young, up-and-coming field agent
who had certain

1728
01:41:56,528 --> 01:41:59,948
leadership qualities, shall we say.
Was his faith in you misplaced?

1729
01:42:01,199 --> 01:42:04,786
No, I just think there are far more
experienced agents than myself.

1730
01:42:04,869 --> 01:42:07,288
Yeah, there are.
But you have the full support

1731
01:42:07,372 --> 01:42:09,749
of our senior staff
and, by the way, Agent C.

1732
01:42:10,333 --> 01:42:11,251
Is that right?

1733
01:42:16,881 --> 01:42:19,592
O: Do I take it you accept?
- Yes.

1734
01:42:19,676 --> 01:42:21,428
Good. I'll talk to the bosses upstairs.

1735
01:42:21,511 --> 01:42:23,054
You need to clear your London desk

1736
01:42:23,138 --> 01:42:25,473
and report to MIB in New York
on Monday.

1737
01:42:26,307 --> 01:42:27,267
New York.

1738
01:42:29,352 --> 01:42:30,478
Thank you, Agent O.

1739
01:42:33,481 --> 01:42:35,024
Congratulations, probie.

1740
01:42:35,108 --> 01:42:36,735
Congratulations to you too.

1741
01:42:41,573 --> 01:42:43,867
You'll want to brief your agents.

1742
01:42:43,950 --> 01:42:44,909
Walk with me.

1743
01:42:47,704 --> 01:42:50,707
So you wanted to know how it all works.

1744
01:42:50,790 --> 01:42:52,375
Now you do.

1745
01:42:52,459 --> 01:42:56,713
And as you will no doubt
have divined, Agent M,

1746
01:42:57,672 --> 01:42:58,965
there's a price.

1747
01:43:06,806 --> 01:43:08,516
[INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE]

1748
01:43:16,816 --> 01:43:17,776
[♪♪♪]

1749
01:43:38,838 --> 01:43:39,839
H:
Nope.

1750
01:43:40,799 --> 01:43:43,092
Ha-ha. Hey there. What are you doing?

1751
01:43:43,176 --> 01:43:45,929
I told O I had to take care of
a couple things before I went back.

1752
01:43:46,012 --> 01:43:50,016
- Yeah? What, like stealing my car?
- No, like driving it.

1753
01:43:50,099 --> 01:43:52,685
- You're on the right side, at least.
- I'm a quick study.

1754
01:43:52,769 --> 01:43:55,396
- Give me a lift back to London?
- Road trip.

1755
01:43:55,480 --> 01:43:56,397
[♪♪♪]

1756
01:43:57,148 --> 01:43:58,233
[CAR BEEPING]

1757
01:43:58,733 --> 01:44:00,652
- Ow! Up, up, up!
H: Ooh!

1758
01:44:01,319 --> 01:44:03,530
Oh, God. Did not need that.

1759
01:44:03,613 --> 01:44:05,782
Could you zap me
with that forgetting thing, please?

1760
01:44:05,865 --> 01:44:07,575
What are you doing here, Pawny?

1761
01:44:07,659 --> 01:44:10,328
Get used to seeing me, pretty boy.
I'm your new babysitter.

1762
01:44:10,411 --> 01:44:11,913
- He's my new what?
- Babysitter.

1763
01:44:11,996 --> 01:44:12,914
Queen's orders.

1764
01:44:12,997 --> 01:44:15,875
She says the chance
of your sorry ass surviving without me:

1765
01:44:15,959 --> 01:44:18,211
- Zero.
- Okay, I did not say that...

1766
01:44:18,294 --> 01:44:20,255
- exactly.
- She said, "Slim to zero."

1767
01:44:20,338 --> 01:44:23,341
I rounded it down to zero
because I feel like it's zero.

1768
01:44:23,424 --> 01:44:24,717
Consider it a parting gift.

1769
01:44:24,801 --> 01:44:26,553
Come on. I saved the world.

1770
01:44:26,636 --> 01:44:28,888
You couldn't tell
because you were getting choked out.

1771
01:44:28,972 --> 01:44:30,849
- Do I even have a choice?
- No.

1772
01:44:30,932 --> 01:44:33,601
Yes! There we go. All right.
Where's that little red button?

1773
01:44:33,685 --> 01:44:34,686
Oh, it's right here.

1774
01:44:34,978 --> 01:44:36,229
Whoa!

1775
01:44:36,312 --> 01:44:38,982
- I still don't like you.
- I love that option.

1776
01:44:39,065 --> 01:44:40,441
[♪♪♪]

1777
01:44:46,114 --> 01:44:48,533
This is a complicated piece
of machinery, so be careful.

1778
01:44:48,616 --> 01:44:49,450
Yeah, got it.

1779
01:44:50,118 --> 01:44:51,494
I'm gonna trust my gut.

1780
01:45:00,253 --> 01:45:01,629
[♪♪♪]