Watamote ch192: Since I'm Not Popular, I'll Spend My Days Until the School Festival

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>>Ten year anniversary project in production!!

>In a quiet place, wholeheartedly writing.

>Your hair's getting long~

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>Anything's fine

>The day after the movie presentation.

>Yoshida-san!
>Hey.

>What're you guys doing?
>We're looking for Futaki-san while also wandering around for some movie ideas.
>Where's the other two today?
>Not coming, I guess. Probably skipping.

>Phew...

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>...

>What is it?
>Just a little tired.
>Besides, I don't think I'd get a chance to loiter like this without Yoshida-san around.
>Why?

>Hey, Yoshida-san, you don't drink alcohol or smoke, right?
>Of course I don't.

>Have you ever thought about wanting to drink or smoke?
>Not in the slightest.

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>When I saw some college girls lighting up in the smoking corner during our college inspection,
>I had this image of smoking with Yoshida-san and Yuri-chan.
>Me too?

>You're the one I can most imagine becoming a smoker, Yuri-chan.
>You seem like the type who'd live alone and smoke on the terrace.
>Why?

>Once we're all 20, how about the three of us get together and smoke?
>>That thing where fellow smokers share a light
>Why do you want to smoke that badly?

>Besides, having to wait until we're 20 just to get together and smoke would be pretty lame, right?
>Not at all. Rather than being kids smoking on a whim, it'd be a more fitting outro to be ladies who started smoking in their twenties.

>If Yoshida-san says so, I can start today if need be.
>Why are you so into this all of a sudden?

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>In that case, how about we go on a school trip where we eat, drink and smoke while watching a porno movie we haven't seen before?
>Aaah~ ss!! Aaah~ ss!! Here I go~? Here I go? ...Here I go?
>>water
>>Daijirou [tn: parody of "Daigoro", a brand of shochu]
>Why would we do that?

>The three of us haven't gotten together lately, so I wanted us to do something together.
>Ah? That so...

>Is there anything wrong with just sitting here and chatting?
>Not really...

>Now I know why delinquents gather around at convenience stores like this.
>Huh?
>There's more food and drink offerings than a café, and there's booze and tobacco too.
>I'll buy us some drinks too.

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>Dropped guard

>Y'know how boys call their thing "their little boy"?

>No, I don't.
>Well, I haven't really heard it in real life,
>but I've seen manga and anime protagonists call it "my little boy" or "my son".

>It sounds stupid... Girls definitely wouldn't relate to that.
>I mean, if Yuri-chan...
>My little girl is having a rebellious period today.
>said something like that, you'd question her sanity.

>My daughter.
>...urk
>...

>I tried saying it like Katou-san.
>Shit... That was actually kinda funny.
>Nemoto-san.

>What did you say that was like me?

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>Senpai

>Ah, yeah. I'm having lunch with Senpai today...
>I know. That's why I called you...

>There's something I wanted to ask you.
>...
>Eh!?
>S-Sure, I guess...

>Sorry I'm late.
>Ah!? Senpai!

>Were you speaking with your boyfriend?
>No... It was a friend from another school...

>Have the first years decided what to do for the school festival?
>It looks like we'll be deciding during today's homeroom, but...

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>I'm... not really in the loop.
>Ah, me too. I was a loner during the first year, so it just kinda started on its own and ended on its own.
>The festival that is.

>I can't imagine that. What was it like?
>I didn't do anything to prepare for it, so I just spent the entire time just wandering around the school.

>I did get some attention from my friend from another high school and the former student council president, though...

>If you don't really have anything to be doing, do you wanna help me out?
>Eh!?

>Are you sure!? You're working on a movie, right, Senpai!?
>Ah, more or less. Still haven't decided on anything, though.

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>That being said, since you have the chance, why don't you present your own idea for what the class should do?
>Eh? But...

>Is there nothing you want to do?
>Erm... well...

>You did a maid café during the first year, right, Senpai?
>If by "me" you mean "my class"... then yeah.

>I think I want to wear a maid outfit too.
>A maid café, huh...

>It'll probably be too weak of an idea to get through to the class as is.
>You need to appeal to both the boys and the girls a little more...
>R-Right.

>Most high school boys are idiots, so they'll like it if you throw in words like "erotic", "dirty jokes" or flesh" into the mix...
>And high school girls idiots too, so they'll latch on if you add stuff like "Korea", "craze" or ultra spicy"...

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>Alright, then. Please write down your ideas for what the class will do for the festival.

>Please write down your idea.
>(Carnal K-pop style idols, guaranteed to blow up on Instagram, real deal absolutely not allowed) Ultra spicy Maid Café (Pervy style)
>Check us out on TIKTAK<3

>Who the heck came up with that~?
>Ahahaha
>Eh~ It's gotta be a guy~
>But doesn't this look like a girl's handwriting?
>Eh~ Seriously~?
>It's way too long and way too packed.
>>*Dance cover (we try dancing)
>>*Takoyaki
>>*Cotton candy
>>*(Carnal K-pop style idols, guaranteed to blow up on Instagram, real deal absolutely not allowed) Ultra spicy Maid Café (Pervy style) Check us out on TIKTAK<3
>>*Face painting

>We can just go with this, right?
>Yeah~ It'll be hilarious!
>It should work if we make a few changes.
>Senpai's amazing!!