My Little Realities: C5 - Pony Hospitality is Baws

My Little Realities: C5 - Pony Hospitality is Baws

>you wake up to something knocking on your helmet again
>goddamn it Spike, y u no wake people up like a normal...  Dragon thing...
>whatever, your HP/MP is restored!
>but you're still hungry
"Hey, everypony is back, they got all the samples you asked for"
>everypony?  Cute
>Twilight even labeled them
>goddamn, she works good
>everything from oral swabs from most of the town’s population to flowers
"How long was I out for?  That must have taken a while...  Thank you so much, I can't imagine how much trouble that probably was"
>they all mumble stuff like "don't worry about it" and "no problem"
>you get up, slower this time
>okay, not too bad, you feel better after sleeping
>you've apparently been out for a good 6 hours
>Pinkie Pie is busy laughing at you
>the others start cracking up a little
>she drew on you while you slept
>goddamn it Pinkie
>you start laughing too, feeling a little giddy
"Why you little.."
>you run after her
"Gotcha!" you exclaim, still chuckling
"Eeep!"
"That'll teach you!" you say
>you give her a very very gentle noogie
>she laughs even harder
>you sit down, maybe running around wasn't the best idea
>they look at you, worried
"I'm okay, don't worry.  Needed that to cheer me up anyhow.  Thanks Pinkie..."
>these fucking ponies will turn you into a fluffy teddybear by the time you die of hunger
>Rainbow Dash speaks up, asking
"What now?  These samples should help you out right?"
"Yeah, we gotta get them back to my bio-kit, it'll analyze everything and tell me if I'll be able to survive in your ecosystem and if I’ll damage yours"
>with that, the six of you set out towards your apartment
>you ask them why they're all bothering to come along
"Mah brother Big Macintosh said he'd cover for me back at tha farm, so ah wanted to tag along." explains Applejack
"Nothing better to do" mentions Rainbow Dash
"Well, darling, isn't it natural for a friend to accompany another in a difficult time?" says Rarity
>we friends now?
>fuck southern hospitality, ponies are the shit when it comes to feeling welcome
>usually you’d feel like getting away from people being this thoughtful and generous
>you know you should be weary
>but your feelings right now are the opposite
>they’re all so…  Warm and fuzzy.
>you suddenly crave alcohol
>these ponies may drive you to drink
>Twilight then states
"We'll find a way Anon, there's nothing we can't do if we're all together"
>dawwwww, Twilight's adorable when she's determined
>Pinkie Pie is just having a blast bouncing around
>you don't even really mind that you don't know much about these ponies apart from their names, but here they are, at your side, as if you’d grown up with them
>maybe that's the malnutrition talking
>whatever
>you don't feel all that well, you trip on a rock
>you're about to hit the ground when you stop in mid air
>glowing
>what
"Nice catch, Twilight!" says Pinkie
>the fuck is going on here
>her horn is glowing again
>what in all that is fuck
>gravity defying unicorn ponies
>pegasus ponies
>it all makes sense!  Congratulations, you’re now FUCKING CRAZY!
>you're glad that insanity is showing you pretty things
>let's enjoy it while it lasts
>whatever, you’re just glad you’ll die smiling
>sure, it could all be real but you’ll consider all options right now
"Thanks Twilight, for the...  Levitation?  How the hell are you doing that anyhow?  You also…  Vanished and reappeared with a book a while ago…"
"It’s magic, of course, what, don't they have that where you're from?"
>she answers half joking, as if to assume magic should exist everywhere
"Uuuhhh....  Not really"
>all six of them stop and look at you like you just insulted their mothers
"What, where I come from, there's absolutely no magic, that's usually how it is right?"
"Certainly not!  Why in Equestria and beyond, magic is a fact of life, dear!" explains Rarity
"Anon, when this is over we should probably talk some more about your world and ours..." says Twilight, looking a little concerned
"We got bigger problems fer now, girls.  Anon here needs help and we ain't gonna let 'im down!" Applejack vigorously proclaims
>they all say "Right!" in unison
>for fuck's sake it's like a team of adorable little goodie-little-four-shoe plush toys
>hnnnnnnnnggg level reaching critical
>there it is, finally.  The trip to your apartment feels a whole lot longer than it used to
"What the hay is that thing?" asks Rainbow Dash
>she's pointing at what's left of your apartment
>right, getting sectioned off from the rest of the building and being plowed across realities didn't leave the place in tip top condition
"Well it was most of my apartment, I kind took it along with me when I left my world"
>you kneel down in front of the bio-kit and start inserting samples in the ports, typing down the labels and adjusting some settings
"You lived in here?  It's a little downtrodden-
>Twilight cuts her off, saying
"Rarity!  This is Anon's home, show some respect"
"I mean it's nice-
"I know the place is a lame and dark mess, don't worry about it.  I was never one for decorations or anything" you say
>you're current level of fucks is zero when it comes to how dead and cold your bachelor pad was
>you finish with the bio-kit, it should probably take another day or so
>another day or two
>might as well be a few more months
"So how did you get this...  Apartment from wherever you lived to flankbuck nowhere in Equestria?' Inquires Rainbow Dash
"With this" you reply
>you point to the VP bubble device.
"This is a Variable Possibility Bubble Generator.  It allows you to create spheres of quantum uncertainty fields, transferring whatever is inside from one parallel reality to another.  We don't have magic in my world, so we made up for it with technology.  This is the fruit of our most...  Highly developed minds and most sophisticated machines.  I assembled most of this modified unit, and even I don't really know how it works to be honest..."
>the group looks at you with a unified blank facial expression
”Simply put, it’s a machine that lets me travel between parallel realities”
>more blank stares, but Twilight perks up and says
“You mean like the multi-world theorem that Dr. Hugh Mareverett proposed?  He stated that our choices could split the universe in two, each half being an outcome of that decision, and so on and so forth…”
>that’s really not how it works, but that’s probably the best explanation for it
”Not at all" you say
"But yes, that’s pretty much it.  We’ve been using it to gather more resources for our world; it’s also damned good science.  So yeah, just a day or two and I’ll be able to take my suit off.”
>Twilight gives you a confused look
”You know Anon, now that I think about it I think I’ve got a spell I could cast, it speeds up time for objects or plants.  I’d need a book and some scrolls from my library, but I’m sure it would help you out.” mentions Twilight
>holy fuck, why not try that?  If it doesn’t work, you wouldn’t lose much and you’d get to food faster if it did work
”Really Twilight?  You would do that?  I’d be really thankful, that’s so nice of yo-
>you stop talking, as you see something out the window
>the six ponies look at you, wondering why you stopped talking
”Hey, do any of you know what that is?” you say, pointing at it