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- Surprise!!!
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- Alex. Do not interrupt me
- when I'm daydreaming.
- 3
- 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:30,260
- When a zebra's in the zone,
- leave him alone.
- 4
- 00:01:30,340 --> 00:01:33,240
- Come on, Marty. Just wanted
- to wish you a happy birthday.
- 5
- 00:01:33,300 --> 00:01:35,430
- Hey, man, thanks.
- 6
- 00:01:37,140 --> 00:01:40,410
- Hey, I got something
- stuck in my teeth.
- 7
- 00:01:40,480 --> 00:01:43,280
- It's driving me crazy.
- Can you help me? Please?
- 8
- 00:01:43,350 --> 00:01:45,680
- You came to the right place, my friend.
- 9
- 00:01:45,750 --> 00:01:48,810
- Dr. Marty, D.D.S., is in the house.
- 10
- 00:01:48,890 --> 00:01:53,910
- Please hop on top of my sterilized
- examination table, if you may.
- 11
- 00:01:55,560 --> 00:01:58,190
- - I don't see anything.
- - It's on the left.
- 12
- 00:01:58,265 --> 00:01:59,490
- Oh, sorry.
- 13
- 00:01:59,565 --> 00:02:02,125
- Okay, just don't talk
- with your mouth full.
- 14
- 00:02:03,300 --> 00:02:06,740
- Right here. What the heck
- is this doing in there?
- 15
- 00:02:06,806 --> 00:02:08,239
- Happy birthday!
- 16
- 00:02:08,307 --> 00:02:10,707
- Aw, hey, thanks, man.
- 17
- 00:02:10,776 --> 00:02:13,904
- You put it in behind the tooth.
- You all right.
- 18
- 00:02:13,979 --> 00:02:17,039
- These aren't even on the shelf yet.
- Here. Check it out.
- 19
- 00:02:17,116 --> 00:02:21,745
- - Look at that. Ooh! Look at that.
- - Look at that. It's snowing.
- 20
- 00:02:21,820 --> 00:02:24,311
- Ten years old, huh? A decade.
- 21
- 00:02:24,389 --> 00:02:26,687
- Double digits. The big 1-0.
- 22
- 00:02:29,327 --> 00:02:30,487
- You don't like it?
- 23
- 00:02:30,562 --> 00:02:32,826
- - No, no, it's great.
- - You hate it.
- 24
- 00:02:32,897 --> 00:02:36,663
- I should've gotten you the Alex
- alarm clock. That's the big seller.
- 25
- 00:02:36,734 --> 00:02:39,669
- No, no, no.
- The present's great, really.
- 26
- 00:02:40,138 --> 00:02:42,435
- It's just that
- another year's come and gone
- 27
- 00:02:42,506 --> 00:02:44,565
- and I'm still doing
- the same old thing.
- 28
- 00:02:44,641 --> 00:02:49,476
- "Stand over here. Trot over there.
- Eat some grass. Walk back over here."
- 29
- 00:02:49,546 --> 00:02:52,310
- - I see your problem.
- - Maybe I should go to law school.
- 30
- 00:02:52,382 --> 00:02:55,078
- You just need to break out
- of that boring routine.
- 31
- 00:02:55,152 --> 00:02:57,052
- - How?
- - Throw out the old act.
- 32
- 00:02:57,120 --> 00:03:00,419
- Who knows what you'll do.
- Make it up as you go along.
- 33
- 00:03:00,491 --> 00:03:03,153
- Ad lib. Improvise. On the fly.
- Boom, boom, boom.
- 34
- 00:03:03,227 --> 00:03:05,490
- - Really?
- - You know, make it fresh.
- 35
- 00:03:05,561 --> 00:03:07,961
- Fresh, huh? Okay.
- I could do fresh.
- 36
- 00:03:08,030 --> 00:03:09,088
- Works for me.
- 37
- 00:03:14,003 --> 00:03:16,369
- Here come the people, Marty.
- I love the people.
- 38
- 00:03:16,439 --> 00:03:18,168
- It's fun people fun time!
- 39
- 00:03:18,241 --> 00:03:22,041
- Let's go, Gloria!
- Up and at 'em. We're open!
- 40
- 00:03:23,045 --> 00:03:24,103
- What day is it?
- 41
- 00:03:24,180 --> 00:03:26,580
- It's Friday. Field trip day.
- 42
- 00:03:26,649 --> 00:03:29,913
- Yes, it's field trip day.
- Let's get up and go...
- 43
- 00:03:30,085 --> 00:03:31,712
- ...in ten more minutes.
- 44
- 00:03:33,588 --> 00:03:34,680
- Come on!
- 45
- 00:03:34,756 --> 00:03:37,657
- Melman, Melman, Melman!
- Melman, Melman, Melman!
- 46
- 00:03:37,726 --> 00:03:41,992
- Wake up! Rise and shine! It's another
- fabulous morning in the Big Apple.
- 47
- 00:03:42,063 --> 00:03:43,394
- Let's go.
- 48
- 00:03:43,465 --> 00:03:46,457
- - Not for me. I'm calling in sick.
- - What?
- 49
- 00:03:46,535 --> 00:03:50,528
- I found another brown spot
- on my shoulder. Right here. See?
- 50
- 00:03:50,605 --> 00:03:52,629
- Right there. You see?
- 51
- 00:03:52,706 --> 00:03:55,834
- Melman, you know
- it's all in your head. Hm?
- 52
- 00:03:55,910 --> 00:03:57,741
- Let's go! Come on!
- 53
- 00:04:10,157 --> 00:04:13,615
- Phil! Wake up, you filthy monkey.
- 54
- 00:04:17,163 --> 00:04:19,154
- Oh, I'm going to be fresh.
- 55
- 00:04:19,232 --> 00:04:23,032
- Straight out the ground.
- Tasty fresh! Freshalicious.
- 56
- 00:04:25,171 --> 00:04:26,365
- Ziploc fresh.
- 57
- 00:04:26,439 --> 00:04:29,101
- Ladies and gentlemen,
- children of all ages,
- 58
- 00:04:29,175 --> 00:04:31,507
- the Central Park Zoo
- proudly presents:
- 59
- 00:04:31,578 --> 00:04:33,409
- Show them the cat. Who's the cat?
- 60
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- The king of New York City.
- 61
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- Alex the lion.
- 62
- 00:04:39,351 --> 00:04:40,648
- It's showtime.
- 63
- 00:04:45,257 --> 00:04:47,248
- Roar!
- 64
- 00:04:57,269 --> 00:05:01,035
- Gather around, people.
- Big show about to start.
- 65
- 00:05:01,105 --> 00:05:04,836
- Check out the zebra
- taking care of biz. That's right.
- 66
- 00:05:38,642 --> 00:05:40,837
- Just smile and wave, boys.
- 67
- 00:05:40,910 --> 00:05:42,775
- Smile and wave.
- 68
- 00:05:42,846 --> 00:05:45,041
- Kowalski, progress report.
- 69
- 00:05:45,548 --> 00:05:47,777
- We're 500 feet from the main sewer line.
- 70
- 00:05:47,850 --> 00:05:50,842
- - And the bad news?
- - We've broken our last shovel.
- 71
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- Right.
- 72
- 00:05:52,855 --> 00:05:55,881
- Rico, you're on litter patrol.
- We need shovels.
- 73
- 00:05:56,058 --> 00:06:00,461
- And find more Popsicle sticks.
- We don't want to risk another cave-in.
- 74
- 00:06:00,529 --> 00:06:01,791
- And me, skipper?
- 75
- 00:06:01,864 --> 00:06:04,924
- I want you to look
- cute and cuddly, private.
- 76
- 00:06:05,000 --> 00:06:07,366
- Today we're going to blow this dump.
- 77
- 00:06:07,436 --> 00:06:10,098
- Come here. Come here.
- Come on, penguin.
- 78
- 00:06:14,208 --> 00:06:17,006
- Yeah! You don't
- see that on Animal Planet.
- 79
- 00:06:17,679 --> 00:06:18,805
- Ha-ha.
- 80
- 00:06:18,880 --> 00:06:22,816
- Well, show's over, folks.
- Thanks for coming.
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- 00:06:22,884 --> 00:06:25,216
- I hope you thought it was fresh.
- 82
- 00:06:25,286 --> 00:06:26,810
- I'll be here all week.
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- 00:06:26,888 --> 00:06:29,482
- In fact, I'll be here
- for my whole life.
- 84
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- Three hundred
- and sixty-five days a year,
- 85
- 00:06:32,026 --> 00:06:35,961
- including Christmas,
- Hanukkah, Halloween, Kwanzaa.
- 86
- 00:06:36,029 --> 00:06:39,556
- Please don't forget
- to never spay or neuter your pets.
- 87
- 00:06:40,267 --> 00:06:43,566
- And tip your cabbie,
- because he's broke.
- 88
- 00:06:50,043 --> 00:06:53,410
- You, quadruped.
- Sprechen sie Englisch?
- 89
- 00:06:53,480 --> 00:06:55,072
- I sprechen.
- 90
- 00:06:55,148 --> 00:06:58,310
- - What continent is this?
- - Manhattan.
- 91
- 00:06:58,384 --> 00:07:01,319
- Hoover Dam! We're still in New York.
- 92
- 00:07:01,387 --> 00:07:03,617
- Abort. Dive! Dive! Dive.
- 93
- 00:07:03,689 --> 00:07:05,953
- Hey. You in the tux. Wait a minute.
- 94
- 00:07:06,525 --> 00:07:08,459
- What are you guys doing?
- 95
- 00:07:08,527 --> 00:07:10,358
- We're digging to Antarctica.
- 96
- 00:07:11,263 --> 00:07:12,594
- Ant-who-tica?
- 97
- 00:07:13,265 --> 00:07:16,257
- Can you keep a secret,
- my monochromatic friend?
- 98
- 00:07:19,438 --> 00:07:23,635
- Do you ever see any penguins
- running free around New York City?
- 99
- 00:07:23,708 --> 00:07:28,771
- Of course not. We don't belong here.
- It's just not natural.
- 100
- 00:07:28,847 --> 00:07:32,146
- This is all some kind
- of whacked-out conspiracy.
- 101
- 00:07:32,217 --> 00:07:36,244
- We're going to the
- wide-open spaces of Antarctica.
- 102
- 00:07:36,321 --> 00:07:37,754
- To the wild.
- 103
- 00:07:39,424 --> 00:07:43,224
- The wild?
- You could actually go there?
- 104
- 00:07:43,294 --> 00:07:44,624
- That sounds great.
- 105
- 00:07:46,430 --> 00:07:50,389
- Hey, hold up. Where is this place?
- Tell me where it is.
- 106
- 00:07:51,235 --> 00:07:54,033
- You didn't see anything.
- 107
- 00:07:54,104 --> 00:07:55,128
- Right?
- 108
- 00:07:55,205 --> 00:07:56,900
- Yes, sir.
- 109
- 00:07:56,974 --> 00:07:58,635
- I'm sorry. No, sir.
- 110
- 00:08:00,444 --> 00:08:03,208
- For his final appearance of the day,
- 111
- 00:08:03,380 --> 00:08:06,372
- the king of New York City.
- 112
- 00:08:06,550 --> 00:08:08,107
- Alex the lion.
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- Roar!
- 114
- 00:08:13,723 --> 00:08:15,714
- Thank you. Thank you very much.
- 115
- 00:08:15,792 --> 00:08:19,421
- You guys are great. You're a
- great crowd. Give yourselves a hand.
- 116
- 00:08:19,495 --> 00:08:21,793
- Thank you. Oh. Thank you.
- 117
- 00:08:21,864 --> 00:08:23,593
- Oh! Well. Thank you.
- 118
- 00:08:24,133 --> 00:08:25,998
- Oh, that's too kind. Too kind.
- 119
- 00:08:28,671 --> 00:08:29,797
- Underpants!
- 120
- 00:08:29,872 --> 00:08:32,999
- Everybody get home safe. Hey!
- Check out my Web site.
- 121
- 00:08:33,141 --> 00:08:35,666
- Twenty-four hour Alex Cam.
- Watch me sleep.
- 122
- 00:08:44,019 --> 00:08:46,010
- This is the life.
- 123
- 00:08:46,488 --> 00:08:48,217
- That's the spot.
- 124
- 00:08:48,290 --> 00:08:50,121
- Oh! I'm in heaven.
- 125
- 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:02,696
- - Ooh, it's Marty's birthday.
- - Just rip it open.
- 126
- 00:09:02,770 --> 00:09:05,933
- - What is it?
- - Come on. Open it up. What you got?
- 127
- 00:09:06,006 --> 00:09:07,303
- A thermometer.
- 128
- 00:09:07,374 --> 00:09:11,242
- Thanks. I love it, Melman. I love it.
- 129
- 00:09:12,213 --> 00:09:16,809
- I wanted to give you something personal.
- That was my first rectal thermometer.
- 130
- 00:09:16,884 --> 00:09:18,976
- - Mother...
- - I'll miss that bad boy.
- 131
- 00:09:19,052 --> 00:09:20,747
- Get the cake. Melman, come on.
- 132
- 00:09:24,457 --> 00:09:26,322
- Happy birthday to you
- 133
- 00:09:26,392 --> 00:09:28,326
- You live in a zoo
- 134
- 00:09:28,394 --> 00:09:30,726
- You look like a monkey
- 135
- 00:09:30,797 --> 00:09:33,630
- And you smell like one too
- 136
- 00:09:35,468 --> 00:09:36,833
- I say.
- 137
- 00:09:38,504 --> 00:09:41,438
- Aw, well, now, you guys
- are just embarrassing me.
- 138
- 00:09:41,506 --> 00:09:42,837
- And yourselves.
- 139
- 00:09:42,908 --> 00:09:45,308
- What? We worked
- on that all week.
- 140
- 00:09:45,377 --> 00:09:48,175
- Let's go.
- Let's make a wish, babycakes.
- 141
- 00:09:53,852 --> 00:09:56,753
- - What'd you wish for?
- - Nope. Can't tell you that.
- 142
- 00:09:56,822 --> 00:09:57,982
- Come on. Tell.
- 143
- 00:09:58,056 --> 00:10:00,388
- No siree.
- I'm telling you, it's bad luck.
- 144
- 00:10:00,459 --> 00:10:02,825
- You want some bad luck,
- I'll blab it out.
- 145
- 00:10:02,895 --> 00:10:05,727
- But if you want to be safe,
- I'll keep my mouth shut.
- 146
- 00:10:05,796 --> 00:10:08,356
- Would you just tell us?
- What could happen?
- 147
- 00:10:08,432 --> 00:10:09,694
- Okay.
- 148
- 00:10:09,767 --> 00:10:14,067
- I wished I could go to the wild!
- 149
- 00:10:14,138 --> 00:10:15,366
- The wild?!
- 150
- 00:10:19,176 --> 00:10:20,768
- I told you it was bad luck.
- 151
- 00:10:22,647 --> 00:10:24,478
- The wild? Are you nuts?
- 152
- 00:10:24,548 --> 00:10:27,642
- That is the worst idea
- I've ever heard.
- 153
- 00:10:29,953 --> 00:10:31,443
- It's unsanitary.
- 154
- 00:10:31,521 --> 00:10:34,615
- The penguins are going.
- So why can't I?
- 155
- 00:10:34,691 --> 00:10:36,215
- The penguins are psychotic.
- 156
- 00:10:36,293 --> 00:10:39,694
- Come on. Just imagine
- going back to nature.
- 157
- 00:10:39,763 --> 00:10:43,756
- Back to your roots.
- Clean air, wide-open spaces!
- 158
- 00:10:43,833 --> 00:10:46,301
- I hear there's
- wide-open spaces in Connecticut.
- 159
- 00:10:46,369 --> 00:10:49,736
- - Connecticut?
- - You got to go over to Grand Central.
- 160
- 00:10:49,806 --> 00:10:53,070
- Then you got to take
- the Metro-North train... north?
- 161
- 00:10:53,142 --> 00:10:57,374
- So one could take the train?
- Just hypothetically.
- 162
- 00:10:57,446 --> 00:11:00,347
- Come on. What would
- Connecticut have to offer us?
- 163
- 00:11:00,416 --> 00:11:02,316
- - Lyme disease.
- - Thank you, Melman.
- 164
- 00:11:02,384 --> 00:11:03,612
- No, I just want...
- 165
- 00:11:03,686 --> 00:11:05,620
- There's none of this in the wild.
- 166
- 00:11:05,688 --> 00:11:09,089
- This is a highly
- refined type of food thing
- 167
- 00:11:09,158 --> 00:11:10,989
- that you do not find in the wild.
- 168
- 00:11:11,060 --> 00:11:14,291
- You ever thought there might
- be more to life than steak, Alex?
- 169
- 00:11:14,362 --> 00:11:17,229
- He didn't mean that, baby.
- No, no, no.
- 170
- 00:11:17,298 --> 00:11:21,166
- Doesn't it bother you guys
- that you don't know anything
- 171
- 00:11:21,235 --> 00:11:23,430
- about life outside this zoo?
- 172
- 00:11:25,306 --> 00:11:26,568
- - Nuh-uh. Nope.
- - Mm-mm.
- 173
- 00:11:26,641 --> 00:11:30,270
- Well, I mean, come on.
- That's just one subject.
- 174
- 00:11:30,945 --> 00:11:34,073
- You got a little schmutz
- right there on your...
- 175
- 00:11:38,618 --> 00:11:43,078
- Thanks, guys.
- Thanks for the party. It was great.
- 176
- 00:11:43,156 --> 00:11:44,384
- Really.
- 177
- 00:11:52,199 --> 00:11:53,359
- What's eating him?
- 178
- 00:11:53,433 --> 00:11:57,369
- Maybe you should talk to him.
- Go over and give him a little pep talk.
- 179
- 00:11:57,437 --> 00:12:01,304
- Hey, I already gave him
- a snow globe. I can't top that.
- 180
- 00:12:02,108 --> 00:12:04,542
- I can see where this is going.
- 181
- 00:12:05,444 --> 00:12:08,242
- It is getting late.
- I guess I'm going to...
- 182
- 00:12:18,724 --> 00:12:20,817
- Come on. He's your best friend.
- 183
- 00:12:20,893 --> 00:12:23,885
- All right, all right. Okay.
- 184
- 00:12:23,963 --> 00:12:26,556
- - Night, Marty.
- - Night, Glo.
- 185
- 00:12:49,520 --> 00:12:51,215
- What a day.
- 186
- 00:12:51,288 --> 00:12:55,952
- I mean, I tell you, it just doesn't
- get any better than this, you know?
- 187
- 00:12:57,261 --> 00:13:00,389
- Ooh! It just did. Even the star's out.
- 188
- 00:13:01,598 --> 00:13:04,431
- Not going to find a star
- like that in the wild.
- 189
- 00:13:04,501 --> 00:13:05,525
- Helicopter.
- 190
- 00:13:09,506 --> 00:13:11,166
- Marty. Buddy. Listen.
- 191
- 00:13:11,240 --> 00:13:15,336
- Everybody has days when they think the
- grass might be greener somewhere else.
- 192
- 00:13:15,411 --> 00:13:16,537
- Alex.
- 193
- 00:13:17,613 --> 00:13:18,875
- Look at me.
- 194
- 00:13:18,948 --> 00:13:21,940
- I'm ten years old.
- My life is half over.
- 195
- 00:13:22,018 --> 00:13:25,818
- And I don't even know
- if I'm black with white stripes...
- 196
- 00:13:25,888 --> 00:13:27,947
- ...or white with black stripes.
- 197
- 00:13:33,629 --> 00:13:34,856
- Marty.
- 198
- 00:13:35,430 --> 00:13:38,263
- I'm thinking of a song.
- 199
- 00:13:38,333 --> 00:13:40,198
- Alex. Please. Not now.
- 200
- 00:13:40,268 --> 00:13:44,136
- Oh, yes. It's a wonderful song.
- I think you're familiar with it.
- 201
- 00:13:45,807 --> 00:13:48,367
- Oh, no. Oh, no, you don't.
- No, no, no.
- 202
- 00:13:48,443 --> 00:13:49,967
- I'm not listening.
- 203
- 00:13:51,746 --> 00:13:53,611
- Start spreadin' the news
- 204
- 00:13:53,682 --> 00:13:54,774
- I don't know you.
- 205
- 00:13:54,850 --> 00:13:57,546
- I'm leaving today
- 206
- 00:13:57,619 --> 00:14:02,317
- - We are a great big part of it
- - He's funny. Who is that?
- 207
- 00:14:03,224 --> 00:14:05,886
- Come on. You know
- you know the words.
- 208
- 00:14:05,960 --> 00:14:08,053
- Two little words.
- 209
- 00:14:08,129 --> 00:14:09,323
- New York.
- 210
- 00:14:09,396 --> 00:14:11,023
- New York
- 211
- 00:14:11,098 --> 00:14:14,226
- Shut up, shut up, shut up!
- Hey, I'm sleeping here!
- 212
- 00:14:14,301 --> 00:14:16,132
- We're not all nocturnal, you know!
- 213
- 00:14:16,203 --> 00:14:18,763
- I'll knock your "turnal" right off, pal.
- 214
- 00:14:18,839 --> 00:14:21,068
- Yeah, you and what army, stripes?
- 215
- 00:14:21,141 --> 00:14:24,008
- You mess with him,
- you mess with me, Howard.
- 216
- 00:14:24,077 --> 00:14:27,740
- - You're a bigmouth lion.
- - See? Mr. Grumpy Stripes.
- 217
- 00:14:27,814 --> 00:14:30,112
- We make a great team, the two of us.
- 218
- 00:14:30,183 --> 00:14:32,845
- We sure do. No doubt about it.
- 219
- 00:14:32,919 --> 00:14:36,514
- So, what are you going to do? Go
- running off to the wild by yourself?
- 220
- 00:14:36,589 --> 00:14:37,613
- - No.
- - Good.
- 221
- 00:14:37,690 --> 00:14:39,317
- You and me. Let's go.
- 222
- 00:14:39,392 --> 00:14:40,518
- - What?
- - The wild.
- 223
- 00:14:40,593 --> 00:14:42,891
- Come on. You and me together.
- 224
- 00:14:42,962 --> 00:14:46,397
- It's a straight shot
- down Fifth Avenue to Grand Central.
- 225
- 00:14:46,465 --> 00:14:48,456
- We'll grab a train, we'll head north.
- 226
- 00:14:48,534 --> 00:14:51,196
- We can be back by morning.
- No one will ever know.
- 227
- 00:14:51,270 --> 00:14:53,500
- You're joking. Right?
- 228
- 00:14:56,375 --> 00:15:01,074
- Yeah. I'm joking. Of course
- I'm joking. Give me a break.
- 229
- 00:15:01,146 --> 00:15:02,807
- Like we're going to get a train.
- 230
- 00:15:04,383 --> 00:15:07,113
- Don't do that. You really
- had me worried there.
- 231
- 00:15:07,186 --> 00:15:11,144
- Oh, well. I guess I'll hit the sack.
- 232
- 00:15:11,222 --> 00:15:14,783
- Yeah, me too. I'll need
- to rest my voice for tomorrow.
- 233
- 00:15:15,259 --> 00:15:18,524
- It's Seniors' Day, you know.
- Have to roar extra loud.
- 234
- 00:15:18,596 --> 00:15:21,429
- Give them a little jolt. You know?
- 235
- 00:15:22,700 --> 00:15:24,634
- Good night, AllyAI.
- 236
- 00:15:34,444 --> 00:15:37,242
- They forgot to turn off
- the ambience again.
- 237
- 00:15:37,314 --> 00:15:39,407
- Don't worry. It's cool.
- 238
- 00:15:39,883 --> 00:15:41,851
- You know, I got it.
- 239
- 00:15:49,125 --> 00:15:50,683
- Much better.
- 240
- 00:16:13,649 --> 00:16:16,049
- Come on, now, baby.
- 241
- 00:16:16,118 --> 00:16:18,210
- My little filet.
- 242
- 00:16:18,286 --> 00:16:21,517
- My little filet mignon
- with a little fat around the edges.
- 243
- 00:16:21,589 --> 00:16:25,491
- I like that. I like
- a little fat on my steak.
- 244
- 00:16:25,560 --> 00:16:29,860
- My sweet, juicy steak.
- You are a rare delicacy.
- 245
- 00:16:29,931 --> 00:16:32,661
- Alex. Alex. Alex!
- 246
- 00:16:32,734 --> 00:16:34,031
- What? What?
- 247
- 00:16:34,102 --> 00:16:35,228
- You suck your thumb?
- 248
- 00:16:36,070 --> 00:16:37,196
- What is it, Melman?
- 249
- 00:16:37,272 --> 00:16:40,173
- You know how I have
- that bladder infection
- 250
- 00:16:40,241 --> 00:16:42,105
- and I have to get up
- every two hours?
- 251
- 00:16:42,175 --> 00:16:46,544
- I got up to pee and looked over at
- Marty's pen, which I usually don't do.
- 252
- 00:16:46,613 --> 00:16:48,547
- I don't know why, but I did. And...
- 253
- 00:16:48,615 --> 00:16:50,105
- What? What's going on?
- 254
- 00:16:50,183 --> 00:16:51,980
- It's Marty. He's gone.
- 255
- 00:16:52,052 --> 00:16:54,714
- Gone! What do you mean, "gone"?
- 256
- 00:16:54,788 --> 00:16:57,450
- How long has he been working on this?
- 257
- 00:16:57,524 --> 00:16:58,786
- Marty!
- 258
- 00:16:58,859 --> 00:17:00,224
- Marty!
- 259
- 00:17:00,294 --> 00:17:02,023
- He wouldn't fit down there.
- 260
- 00:17:02,095 --> 00:17:03,858
- Marty? Marty! Marty!
- 261
- 00:17:03,930 --> 00:17:06,523
- This doesn't make any sense.
- Where would he go?
- 262
- 00:17:08,501 --> 00:17:11,095
- - Connecticut!
- - He wouldn't.
- 263
- 00:17:11,170 --> 00:17:14,139
- Oh, no! What are we going to do?
- 264
- 00:17:14,206 --> 00:17:16,697
- I mean, we got to call somebody!
- 265
- 00:17:20,980 --> 00:17:23,414
- Hello? Get me Missing Animals.
- And hurry.
- 266
- 00:17:23,482 --> 00:17:27,213
- We've got a lost zebra probably on
- the way to Connecticut, and we need...
- 267
- 00:17:30,121 --> 00:17:32,385
- - Hello? Hello?
- - Wait a second.
- 268
- 00:17:32,457 --> 00:17:34,948
- - We can't call the people.
- - What the...?
- 269
- 00:17:36,961 --> 00:17:38,155
- They'll be really mad.
- 270
- 00:17:38,229 --> 00:17:41,926
- It'll get Marty transferred for good.
- Don't bite the hand that feeds you.
- 271
- 00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:43,433
- Mm-hm, I know that's right.
- 272
- 00:17:43,501 --> 00:17:46,061
- We got to go after him.
- He's not thinking straight.
- 273
- 00:17:46,137 --> 00:17:49,106
- Let's stop him from making
- the biggest mistake of his life.
- 274
- 00:17:49,174 --> 00:17:54,304
- He's probably out there
- lost and cold, confused.
- 275
- 00:17:55,746 --> 00:17:56,974
- Poor little guy.
- 276
- 00:18:19,068 --> 00:18:20,126
- Come on.
- 277
- 00:18:20,203 --> 00:18:22,671
- One of us should wait here
- in case he comes back.
- 278
- 00:18:22,739 --> 00:18:25,970
- Not now. This is an intervention.
- We all got to go.
- 279
- 00:18:26,042 --> 00:18:28,203
- What's the fastest way
- to Grand Central?
- 280
- 00:18:28,277 --> 00:18:30,302
- - You should take Lexington.
- - Melman!
- 281
- 00:18:30,380 --> 00:18:33,941
- - Okay. "We." We should take Lexington.
- - What about Park?
- 282
- 00:18:34,016 --> 00:18:36,610
- No, Park goes two ways.
- You can't time the lights.
- 283
- 00:18:37,886 --> 00:18:41,617
- I heard Tom Wolfe
- is speaking at Lincoln Center.
- 284
- 00:18:43,325 --> 00:18:46,488
- Well, of course we're
- going to throw poo at him.
- 285
- 00:18:55,203 --> 00:18:56,534
- We should've taken Park.
- 286
- 00:18:56,605 --> 00:18:59,733
- You sure this is the fastest way
- to Grand Central Station?
- 287
- 00:18:59,808 --> 00:19:01,900
- I don't know!
- That's what Melman said.
- 288
- 00:19:01,976 --> 00:19:03,534
- Hey. Hey, you, guys.
- 289
- 00:19:03,611 --> 00:19:07,342
- That room has some nifty little
- sinks you can wash up in, and look!
- 290
- 00:19:07,415 --> 00:19:09,110
- Free mints!
- 291
- 00:19:09,183 --> 00:19:10,616
- This isn't a field trip.
- 292
- 00:19:10,684 --> 00:19:14,211
- This is an urgent mission to save
- Marty from throwing his life away.
- 293
- 00:19:14,288 --> 00:19:15,778
- Now, where's the train?
- 294
- 00:19:16,323 --> 00:19:17,551
- Here it comes.
- 295
- 00:19:21,128 --> 00:19:24,494
- What did Marty say to you?
- I asked you to talk to him.
- 296
- 00:19:24,564 --> 00:19:28,125
- I did! I did! I don't understand.
- He said, "Let's go."
- 297
- 00:19:28,201 --> 00:19:31,193
- I said, "Are you crazy?"
- He says, "I'm ten years old."
- 298
- 00:19:31,271 --> 00:19:35,071
- And he has black-and-white stripes,
- and so then we sang and...
- 299
- 00:19:40,513 --> 00:19:43,880
- What you got to do is go
- straight back down West 42nd.
- 300
- 00:19:43,950 --> 00:19:46,145
- It's on your left after Vanderbilt.
- 301
- 00:19:46,219 --> 00:19:49,483
- If you hit the Chrysler Building,
- you've gone too far.
- 302
- 00:19:49,555 --> 00:19:51,079
- Thanks a lot, officer.
- 303
- 00:19:52,825 --> 00:19:55,293
- Hey! Wait for the light.
- 304
- 00:19:56,361 --> 00:19:57,385
- Freak.
- 305
- 00:19:57,463 --> 00:20:00,193
- - Did you say "zebra"?
- - That's right. A zebra.
- 306
- 00:20:00,265 --> 00:20:01,698
- Right in front of me.
- 307
- 00:20:01,767 --> 00:20:03,291
- - Can I shoot it?
- - Negative.
- 308
- 00:20:03,836 --> 00:20:05,963
- Then I'm going to need some backup.
- 309
- 00:20:17,515 --> 00:20:20,848
- - Aw! Knicks lost again.
- - What are you going to do.
- 310
- 00:20:20,918 --> 00:20:24,376
- Did that say "Grand Central
- Station" or "my aunt's constipation"?
- 311
- 00:20:24,455 --> 00:20:25,444
- This is it.
- 312
- 00:20:27,525 --> 00:20:29,959
- Grand Central Station.
- 313
- 00:20:30,027 --> 00:20:33,463
- It's grand and it's central.
- 314
- 00:20:51,081 --> 00:20:55,040
- Move aside. We have an emergency here.
- This is an emergency situation.
- 315
- 00:20:55,118 --> 00:20:58,985
- Hey, hey. Just chill out.
- It's not that big of an emergency.
- 316
- 00:20:59,054 --> 00:21:00,487
- Upstairs, downstairs.
- 317
- 00:21:01,156 --> 00:21:02,487
- How do you like that?
- 318
- 00:21:04,894 --> 00:21:07,226
- Lady! What is wrong with you?
- 319
- 00:21:07,897 --> 00:21:10,388
- Ow! Get a grip on yourselves, people.
- 320
- 00:21:10,466 --> 00:21:11,956
- You're a bad kitty.
- 321
- 00:21:13,736 --> 00:21:16,671
- Dagnabbit! I missed the express.
- 322
- 00:21:16,739 --> 00:21:19,640
- Looks like I'll have
- to take the Stamford local.
- 323
- 00:21:19,708 --> 00:21:21,470
- I got him! I've got him!
- 324
- 00:21:21,543 --> 00:21:22,635
- He's got him!
- 325
- 00:21:22,710 --> 00:21:24,940
- He's got him!
- He's got him! He's got...
- 326
- 00:21:25,013 --> 00:21:26,446
- I got something for you!
- 327
- 00:21:30,285 --> 00:21:31,547
- I'm okay. I'm okay.
- 328
- 00:21:31,619 --> 00:21:34,087
- Whoa! What are
- you guys doing here?
- 329
- 00:21:34,155 --> 00:21:37,921
- - I am so glad we found you.
- - We were so worried about you.
- 330
- 00:21:37,992 --> 00:21:41,393
- Don't worry, I'm fine, I'm fine.
- Look at me. I'm fine.
- 331
- 00:21:41,462 --> 00:21:44,521
- You're fine? Oh, he's fine. Oh, great.
- 332
- 00:21:44,598 --> 00:21:47,328
- You hear that? Marty's fine.
- That's good to know.
- 333
- 00:21:47,401 --> 00:21:49,028
- Because I was wondering...
- 334
- 00:21:49,102 --> 00:21:52,162
- How could you do this to us?
- I thought we were your friends!
- 335
- 00:21:52,239 --> 00:21:54,503
- What's the big deal?
- I was coming back.
- 336
- 00:21:54,575 --> 00:21:56,702
- Don't ever do this again.
- Do you hear me?
- 337
- 00:21:56,777 --> 00:21:59,507
- - Do you hear him?
- - Guys, we're running out of time.
- 338
- 00:21:59,580 --> 00:22:01,445
- Oh, Melman, you broke their clock?
- 339
- 00:22:01,515 --> 00:22:04,951
- ...do this again! Don't you ever,
- ever do this again!
- 340
- 00:22:05,285 --> 00:22:06,479
- Come here.
- 341
- 00:22:12,625 --> 00:22:15,355
- We've been ratted out, boys.
- 342
- 00:22:15,428 --> 00:22:16,952
- Hold your fire!
- 343
- 00:22:23,302 --> 00:22:25,998
- Cute and cuddly, boys.
- Cute and cuddly.
- 344
- 00:22:29,875 --> 00:22:32,308
- If you have any poo, fling it now.
- 345
- 00:22:34,646 --> 00:22:36,546
- It's the Man.
- 346
- 00:22:38,116 --> 00:22:39,743
- Good evening, officers.
- 347
- 00:22:39,818 --> 00:22:41,979
- No. No. No. You don't talk now. Okay?
- 348
- 00:22:42,053 --> 00:22:44,613
- You're not good with the
- "putting words together
- 349
- 00:22:44,689 --> 00:22:47,419
- and their coming out good" thing.
- You keep it "shh."
- 350
- 00:22:47,492 --> 00:22:50,984
- Hey! How you doing?
- You know what? Everything's cool.
- 351
- 00:22:51,062 --> 00:22:54,929
- We just had a little situation here.
- Little internal situation.
- 352
- 00:22:54,999 --> 00:22:57,968
- My friend went a little crazy.
- Happens to everybody.
- 353
- 00:22:58,035 --> 00:23:01,095
- The city gets to us all.
- Went a little cuckoo in the head.
- 354
- 00:23:01,171 --> 00:23:03,105
- Don't be calling me
- cuckoo in the head.
- 355
- 00:23:03,173 --> 00:23:07,041
- Just shush! I will handle this.
- 356
- 00:23:07,111 --> 00:23:08,373
- Oh! I got him!
- 357
- 00:23:08,445 --> 00:23:10,379
- Go, go, go! Right here, please.
- 358
- 00:23:10,447 --> 00:23:12,540
- Would you give a guy a break?
- 359
- 00:23:14,084 --> 00:23:18,213
- We'll take my little friend home and
- forget this ever happened. All right?
- 360
- 00:23:19,322 --> 00:23:21,688
- No harm, no foul, right?
- 361
- 00:23:21,758 --> 00:23:26,161
- Hey, it's cool. It's me,
- Alex the lion. From the zoo.
- 362
- 00:23:30,600 --> 00:23:32,500
- What's the matter with them?
- 363
- 00:23:42,177 --> 00:23:45,840
- I feel really, really weird.
- 364
- 00:23:47,916 --> 00:23:49,383
- I love you guys.
- 365
- 00:23:50,385 --> 00:23:53,183
- I love you so much.
- 366
- 00:24:13,774 --> 00:24:16,675
- Last night's dramatic incident
- in Grand Central
- 367
- 00:24:16,743 --> 00:24:20,611
- is an example of what animal rights
- wackos have been shouting for years:
- 368
- 00:24:20,680 --> 00:24:23,706
- Animals clearly
- don't belong in captivity.
- 369
- 00:24:23,784 --> 00:24:26,776
- They are to be sent back
- to their natural habitat,
- 370
- 00:24:26,853 --> 00:24:30,344
- where they will live their lives
- in the freedom they desire.
- 371
- 00:24:30,423 --> 00:24:33,415
- - Hey. Little help?
- - He's awake! He's awake!
- 372
- 00:24:33,826 --> 00:24:35,316
- Do something!
- 373
- 00:24:36,095 --> 00:24:37,892
- Oh, man.
- 374
- 00:24:49,775 --> 00:24:51,298
- Oh, my head.
- 375
- 00:24:53,912 --> 00:24:55,277
- What the...?
- 376
- 00:24:55,346 --> 00:24:57,780
- Wait. Where? What?
- 377
- 00:24:58,583 --> 00:25:02,280
- I'm in a box! Oh, no.
- No, no! Not the box.
- 378
- 00:25:02,353 --> 00:25:05,948
- Oh, no, they can't
- transfer me. Not me!
- 379
- 00:25:06,024 --> 00:25:09,016
- Oh, I can't breathe. I can't breathe.
- 380
- 00:25:09,093 --> 00:25:11,061
- Darkness creeping in.
- 381
- 00:25:11,129 --> 00:25:13,393
- I can't breathe. I can't breathe.
- 382
- 00:25:13,465 --> 00:25:15,591
- Walls closing in around me.
- 383
- 00:25:16,867 --> 00:25:18,960
- So alone. So alone.
- 384
- 00:25:19,036 --> 00:25:21,971
- - Alex! Alex, are you there?
- - Marty?
- 385
- 00:25:22,039 --> 00:25:25,304
- - Yeah! Talk to me, buddy.
- - Oh, Marty! You're here!
- 386
- 00:25:25,375 --> 00:25:28,208
- - What's going on? You okay?
- - This doesn't look good.
- 387
- 00:25:28,278 --> 00:25:30,337
- - Alex, Marty, is that you?
- - Gloria!
- 388
- 00:25:30,414 --> 00:25:33,542
- - You're here too!
- - I am loving the sound of your voice.
- 389
- 00:25:33,617 --> 00:25:35,881
- - What is going on?
- - We're all in crates.
- 390
- 00:25:35,953 --> 00:25:37,079
- Oh, no!
- 391
- 00:25:37,920 --> 00:25:40,787
- - Sleeping just knocks me out.
- - Melman!
- 392
- 00:25:40,857 --> 00:25:41,949
- Is that Melman?
- 393
- 00:25:42,024 --> 00:25:44,754
- - Are you okay?
- - Yeah. No, I'm fine.
- 394
- 00:25:44,827 --> 00:25:47,660
- I often doze off
- while I'm getting an MRI.
- 395
- 00:25:47,730 --> 00:25:50,563
- - You're not getting an MRI.
- - CAT scan?
- 396
- 00:25:50,633 --> 00:25:53,500
- No CAT scan. It's a transfer.
- It's a zoo transfer.
- 397
- 00:25:53,569 --> 00:25:57,027
- Zoo transfer?! Oh, no.
- No, no, I can't be transferred.
- 398
- 00:25:57,106 --> 00:25:59,700
- I have an appointment
- with Dr. Goldberg at 5:00.
- 399
- 00:25:59,775 --> 00:26:02,436
- There are prescriptions
- that have to be filled.
- 400
- 00:26:02,511 --> 00:26:05,105
- No other zoo could
- afford my medical care.
- 401
- 00:26:05,180 --> 00:26:06,772
- And I am not going HMO.
- 402
- 00:26:06,848 --> 00:26:09,612
- Take it easy, Melman.
- It's going to be okay.
- 403
- 00:26:09,684 --> 00:26:14,280
- - We are going to be okizay.
- - No, we're not going to be okizay.
- 404
- 00:26:14,356 --> 00:26:16,483
- Now, because of you, we're ruined!
- 405
- 00:26:16,558 --> 00:26:20,085
- Because of me? I fail
- to see how this is my fault.
- 406
- 00:26:20,161 --> 00:26:23,562
- - You're kidding, right, Marty?
- - You. You ticked off the people.
- 407
- 00:26:23,632 --> 00:26:26,156
- You bit the hand, Marty.
- You bit the hand.
- 408
- 00:26:26,233 --> 00:26:30,761
- "I don't know who I am. I got to go
- find myself in the wild." Oh, please.
- 409
- 00:26:30,838 --> 00:26:34,069
- I did not ask you
- to come after me, did I?
- 410
- 00:26:34,141 --> 00:26:35,802
- He does have a point.
- 411
- 00:26:35,876 --> 00:26:38,970
- I did say we should stay at the zoo,
- but you guys...
- 412
- 00:26:39,046 --> 00:26:40,172
- Melman, just shut it.
- 413
- 00:26:40,247 --> 00:26:42,909
- You suggested this idea
- to him in the first place.
- 414
- 00:26:42,983 --> 00:26:45,451
- - Leave Melman out of this.
- - Thank you, Gloria.
- 415
- 00:26:45,619 --> 00:26:48,382
- Besides, it's not my fault
- that we were transferred.
- 416
- 00:26:48,454 --> 00:26:51,218
- Melman, shut it.
- Does anybody feel nauseous?
- 417
- 00:26:51,291 --> 00:26:55,125
- - I feel nauseous.
- - Melman, you always feel nauseous.
- 418
- 00:27:00,833 --> 00:27:01,959
- Progress report.
- 419
- 00:27:02,035 --> 00:27:05,198
- It's an older code, skipper.
- I can't make it out.
- 420
- 00:27:05,271 --> 00:27:07,398
- You, higher mammal.
- 421
- 00:27:07,473 --> 00:27:08,906
- Can you read?
- 422
- 00:27:08,975 --> 00:27:12,137
- No. Phil can read, though. Phil.
- 423
- 00:27:15,781 --> 00:27:19,444
- Ship to Kenya.
- 424
- 00:27:19,518 --> 00:27:22,180
- Wildlife preserve.
- 425
- 00:27:22,254 --> 00:27:23,346
- Africa!
- 426
- 00:27:23,422 --> 00:27:26,585
- Africa? That ain't going to fly. Rico.
- 427
- 00:28:09,165 --> 00:28:11,827
- I was the star
- in the greatest city on Earth.
- 428
- 00:28:11,901 --> 00:28:14,369
- - Guys, listen.
- - A king. Loved by my people.
- 429
- 00:28:14,437 --> 00:28:17,133
- - Let's be civil.
- - And you've ruined everything!
- 430
- 00:28:17,207 --> 00:28:18,299
- "Loved"?
- 431
- 00:28:18,375 --> 00:28:22,606
- If the people loved you, it's only
- because they didn't know the real you!
- 432
- 00:28:22,678 --> 00:28:25,738
- Don't make me come up there.
- I'll whoop both of y'all.
- 433
- 00:28:25,814 --> 00:28:27,304
- I thought I knew the real you!
- 434
- 00:28:27,383 --> 00:28:32,286
- Your black-and-white stripes, they
- cancel each other out. You're nothing!
- 435
- 00:28:32,354 --> 00:28:33,981
- Stop it, stop it, stop it!
- 436
- 00:28:34,056 --> 00:28:36,183
- You're not helping the situation.
- 437
- 00:28:36,759 --> 00:28:38,021
- Status.
- 438
- 00:28:38,093 --> 00:28:41,324
- It's no good.
- I don't know the codes.
- 439
- 00:28:41,397 --> 00:28:45,127
- Don't give me excuses.
- Give me results! Navigation.
- 440
- 00:28:48,469 --> 00:28:50,869
- All right. Let me think.
- 441
- 00:28:50,938 --> 00:28:52,565
- And shut him up!
- 442
- 00:28:55,710 --> 00:28:59,043
- - I did it!
- - Let's get this tin can turned around.
- 443
- 00:29:25,572 --> 00:29:26,766
- Guys?
- 444
- 00:29:27,841 --> 00:29:28,933
- Oh, no.
- 445
- 00:29:29,109 --> 00:29:30,269
- Gloria!
- 446
- 00:29:30,444 --> 00:29:31,603
- Melman!
- 447
- 00:29:31,777 --> 00:29:32,835
- Marty!
- 448
- 00:29:34,313 --> 00:29:35,575
- Alex!
- 449
- 00:29:36,115 --> 00:29:37,173
- Marty?!
- 450
- 00:29:37,817 --> 00:29:39,978
- Alex!
- 451
- 00:29:40,052 --> 00:29:41,349
- Marty!
- 452
- 00:29:41,420 --> 00:29:44,389
- No, wait. Come back, Marty!
- 453
- 00:29:44,990 --> 00:29:46,457
- Don't go.
- 454
- 00:30:32,236 --> 00:30:33,669
- Marty?
- 455
- 00:30:34,772 --> 00:30:36,205
- Melman?
- 456
- 00:30:37,474 --> 00:30:38,839
- Gloria?
- 457
- 00:30:42,678 --> 00:30:43,906
- Marty?!
- 458
- 00:30:43,980 --> 00:30:45,242
- Melman?!
- 459
- 00:30:45,314 --> 00:30:46,838
- Gloria?!
- 460
- 00:30:49,118 --> 00:30:50,107
- Marty!
- 461
- 00:30:51,788 --> 00:30:54,256
- Melman! Gloria!
- 462
- 00:30:55,558 --> 00:30:58,049
- Hey, anyone! Hello!
- 463
- 00:31:01,998 --> 00:31:05,558
- Marty, Melman, Gloria.
- 464
- 00:31:06,201 --> 00:31:09,693
- Gloria, Melman, Marty.
- Marty, Gelman, Gloria. Marty, Melman.
- 465
- 00:31:09,771 --> 00:31:12,296
- Morty, Morty, Gelman. Regis. Kelly.
- 466
- 00:31:12,374 --> 00:31:14,274
- Matt, Katie, Al.
- 467
- 00:31:18,780 --> 00:31:22,011
- Get me out of this thing.
- Somebody. Hello?
- 468
- 00:31:22,517 --> 00:31:25,145
- Get me out of this thing right now!
- 469
- 00:31:25,654 --> 00:31:27,712
- Hello? Somebody?
- 470
- 00:31:27,788 --> 00:31:29,050
- Melman!
- 471
- 00:31:29,123 --> 00:31:30,988
- Alex? Is that you?
- 472
- 00:31:31,058 --> 00:31:35,085
- Melman, I got you. Hang on!
- Hang on. I got you.
- 473
- 00:31:40,100 --> 00:31:42,864
- Melman! I got you, buddy.
- 474
- 00:31:48,542 --> 00:31:51,101
- Wait a sec, Melman.
- Wait right there.
- 475
- 00:31:51,644 --> 00:31:54,579
- - What are you doing?
- - I'm getting you out of the box.
- 476
- 00:31:56,082 --> 00:31:58,243
- - Relax.
- - Alex?
- 477
- 00:31:59,252 --> 00:32:01,846
- Giraffe, corner pocket!
- 478
- 00:32:02,722 --> 00:32:04,155
- Here goes nothing!
- 479
- 00:32:04,224 --> 00:32:06,351
- - Wait, wait, wait, wait.
- - Hold still!
- 480
- 00:32:06,426 --> 00:32:08,018
- - Wait, Alex.
- - Hold still.
- 481
- 00:32:08,094 --> 00:32:10,153
- - No, come on.
- - Here I come!
- 482
- 00:32:10,230 --> 00:32:12,095
- Look! Look! Look! Look!
- 483
- 00:32:12,165 --> 00:32:15,258
- It's Gloria. It's Gloria!
- 484
- 00:32:16,535 --> 00:32:18,662
- Oh, hey, it is Gloria.
- 485
- 00:32:18,737 --> 00:32:19,829
- Oh, my...
- 486
- 00:32:19,905 --> 00:32:21,304
- Gloria!
- 487
- 00:32:30,582 --> 00:32:31,571
- Gloria!
- 488
- 00:32:36,321 --> 00:32:38,311
- Alrighty, boys, fun's over.
- 489
- 00:32:38,389 --> 00:32:39,481
- Gloria!
- 490
- 00:32:39,557 --> 00:32:41,024
- Alex!
- 491
- 00:32:43,828 --> 00:32:45,386
- - Marty?!
- - Marty!
- 492
- 00:32:45,463 --> 00:32:49,661
- Yeah! All right! That's right!
- 493
- 00:32:49,734 --> 00:32:53,693
- Left! Left! Left. No, no,
- your left! Your left! Your left!
- 494
- 00:32:54,906 --> 00:32:56,373
- Right here's good.
- 495
- 00:32:57,141 --> 00:33:00,508
- I don't have anything on me
- right now. I'll have to get you later.
- 496
- 00:33:04,381 --> 00:33:05,848
- To you too.
- 497
- 00:33:07,918 --> 00:33:09,510
- Marty!
- 498
- 00:33:09,586 --> 00:33:10,917
- Marty!
- 499
- 00:33:13,623 --> 00:33:15,113
- Alex!
- 500
- 00:33:17,727 --> 00:33:19,558
- Marty!
- 501
- 00:33:19,629 --> 00:33:21,187
- Alex!
- 502
- 00:33:21,264 --> 00:33:22,595
- Marty!
- 503
- 00:33:22,666 --> 00:33:23,928
- Al!
- 504
- 00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:26,331
- Marty!
- 505
- 00:33:26,402 --> 00:33:28,495
- Alex?
- 506
- 00:33:28,570 --> 00:33:30,060
- Marty!
- 507
- 00:33:32,074 --> 00:33:34,372
- Oh, sugar, honey, ice tea.
- 508
- 00:33:34,443 --> 00:33:35,501
- Martin!
- 509
- 00:33:35,577 --> 00:33:37,306
- - Hold up!
- - I'm going to kill you!
- 510
- 00:33:37,379 --> 00:33:40,280
- - Come here! Don't run away from me!
- - Calm down!
- 511
- 00:33:40,349 --> 00:33:43,375
- If you keep running,
- I'm going to just kill you more!
- 512
- 00:33:44,320 --> 00:33:45,844
- Oh, look at us.
- 513
- 00:33:45,921 --> 00:33:49,287
- We're all here together.
- Safe and sound.
- 514
- 00:33:49,357 --> 00:33:51,348
- Yeah, here we are.
- 515
- 00:33:52,427 --> 00:33:55,294
- Where exactly is "here"?
- 516
- 00:34:08,109 --> 00:34:09,633
- San Diego.
- 517
- 00:34:09,711 --> 00:34:11,268
- San Diego?
- 518
- 00:34:11,345 --> 00:34:12,903
- White sandy beaches,
- 519
- 00:34:12,980 --> 00:34:17,144
- cleverly simulated natural
- environment, wide-open enclosures.
- 520
- 00:34:17,217 --> 00:34:20,277
- I'm telling you,
- this could be the San Diego Zoo.
- 521
- 00:34:20,354 --> 00:34:22,481
- Complete with fake rocks.
- 522
- 00:34:22,556 --> 00:34:24,319
- Wow, that looks real.
- 523
- 00:34:24,391 --> 00:34:28,623
- San Diego? What could
- be worse than San Diego?
- 524
- 00:34:28,695 --> 00:34:31,823
- I don't know.
- This place is crackalacking!
- 525
- 00:34:31,898 --> 00:34:35,060
- Oh, I could hang here.
- I could hang here.
- 526
- 00:34:35,134 --> 00:34:36,795
- - I'll kill you!
- - Take it easy!
- 527
- 00:34:36,869 --> 00:34:38,496
- - Strangle you!
- - Calm down.
- 528
- 00:34:38,571 --> 00:34:41,665
- Then bury you, dig you up,
- clone you and kill your clones.
- 529
- 00:34:41,741 --> 00:34:44,608
- - 20-second timeout.
- - I'll never talk to you again.
- 530
- 00:34:44,677 --> 00:34:47,145
- Now, look. We're just
- going to find the people,
- 531
- 00:34:47,213 --> 00:34:51,775
- get checked in
- and have this mess straightened out.
- 532
- 00:34:53,052 --> 00:34:55,543
- Oh, great.
- This is just great. San Diego.
- 533
- 00:34:55,621 --> 00:34:59,579
- Now I'll have to compete
- with Shamu and his smug little grin.
- 534
- 00:34:59,657 --> 00:35:01,682
- I can't top that. Can't top it.
- 535
- 00:35:01,760 --> 00:35:05,321
- I'm ruined! I'm done.
- I'm out of the business.
- 536
- 00:35:05,397 --> 00:35:08,628
- It's your fault, Marty!
- You've ruined me.
- 537
- 00:35:08,700 --> 00:35:11,362
- Come on, Alex.
- Do you honestly think
- 538
- 00:35:11,436 --> 00:35:13,768
- I intended all of this to happen?
- 539
- 00:35:13,838 --> 00:35:16,773
- You want me to say that I'm sorry?
- Is that what you want?
- 540
- 00:35:16,841 --> 00:35:17,830
- Okay, I'm...
- 541
- 00:35:19,077 --> 00:35:20,510
- He just shushed me.
- 542
- 00:35:20,578 --> 00:35:23,705
- Marty, look, you've got
- to be just a little bit more und...
- 543
- 00:35:24,281 --> 00:35:28,183
- - Don't you shush me.
- - Do you hear that? Don't you hear that?
- 544
- 00:35:31,055 --> 00:35:33,990
- - I hear it now.
- - Where there's music, there's people.
- 545
- 00:35:34,058 --> 00:35:36,652
- - Go to the head honcho.
- - A sidewalk would be nice.
- 546
- 00:35:36,727 --> 00:35:38,285
- Yeah, what a dump.
- 547
- 00:35:38,362 --> 00:35:40,626
- They should call it
- the San Di-lame-o Zoo.
- 548
- 00:35:40,697 --> 00:35:45,895
- First they tell you, "We got this great
- open plan thing. Let animals run wild."
- 549
- 00:35:45,968 --> 00:35:49,563
- Next thing, flowers in your hair,
- everybody's hugging everybody.
- 550
- 00:35:49,639 --> 00:35:53,006
- This place kind of grows on you.
- This way, guys! Come on!
- 551
- 00:36:00,750 --> 00:36:02,081
- What the...?
- 552
- 00:36:11,960 --> 00:36:12,949
- Oh, no!
- 553
- 00:36:20,102 --> 00:36:23,299
- Okay, let's make
- a good impression on the people.
- 554
- 00:36:23,371 --> 00:36:26,363
- Smiles, everyone.
- Let's get it together.
- 555
- 00:36:26,441 --> 00:36:29,933
- - Is that the best you can do?
- - Oh, I'm not smiling. It's gas.
- 556
- 00:36:30,011 --> 00:36:32,308
- Well, great. Let's make gas look good.
- 557
- 00:36:38,819 --> 00:36:42,653
- - Wow!
- - It's not people. It's animals.
- 558
- 00:36:42,723 --> 00:36:45,089
- California animals. Dude.
- 559
- 00:36:45,159 --> 00:36:46,922
- This is like a Puffy party.
- 560
- 00:36:47,695 --> 00:36:51,187
- I like to move it, move it
- I like to move it, move it
- 561
- 00:36:51,265 --> 00:36:53,256
- - Ya like to
- - Move it
- 562
- 00:36:53,334 --> 00:36:56,825
- I like to move it, move it
- I like to move it, move it
- 563
- 00:36:56,903 --> 00:36:58,666
- I like to move it, move it
- 564
- 00:36:58,738 --> 00:37:00,729
- - Ya like to
- - Move it
- 565
- 00:37:00,807 --> 00:37:04,174
- I like to move it, move it
- You like to move it, move it
- 566
- 00:37:04,244 --> 00:37:05,973
- She like to move it, move it
- 567
- 00:37:06,045 --> 00:37:07,569
- - He like to
- - Move it
- 568
- 00:37:07,647 --> 00:37:10,241
- All girls all over the world
- 569
- 00:37:10,316 --> 00:37:13,581
- Original King Julien
- 'pon yer case, man
- 570
- 00:37:13,653 --> 00:37:17,054
- I love how all the girls
- that love to move their body
- 571
- 00:37:17,123 --> 00:37:19,113
- When ya move your body, ya do
- 572
- 00:37:19,191 --> 00:37:22,422
- Move it nice
- and sweet and sassy, all right
- 573
- 00:37:22,494 --> 00:37:23,927
- What kind of zoo is this?
- 574
- 00:37:23,996 --> 00:37:27,363
- I just saw 26 blatant
- health code violations.
- 575
- 00:37:27,432 --> 00:37:30,492
- I'm loving San Diego.
- This place is off the chizain.
- 576
- 00:37:30,569 --> 00:37:31,627
- Twenty-seven.
- 577
- 00:37:33,138 --> 00:37:35,197
- Woman, physically fit, physically fit
- 578
- 00:37:35,274 --> 00:37:39,176
- Physically, physically, physically fit
- Physically fit, Physically fit
- 579
- 00:37:39,244 --> 00:37:41,507
- We should've brought chips and dip.
- 580
- 00:37:41,579 --> 00:37:42,807
- Wait.
- 581
- 00:37:42,880 --> 00:37:46,680
- Where's Alex? What happened to him?
- He was right behind us. Wasn't he?
- 582
- 00:37:46,751 --> 00:37:50,084
- I don't know where he's at,
- but he's missing one heck of a party.
- 583
- 00:37:50,154 --> 00:37:51,849
- The fossa!
- 584
- 00:37:51,923 --> 00:37:53,322
- The fossa!
- 585
- 00:37:53,391 --> 00:37:56,121
- The fossa are attacking!
- Run for your lives!
- 586
- 00:38:03,134 --> 00:38:05,863
- - Fossa hungry.
- - Fossa eat.
- 587
- 00:38:07,771 --> 00:38:09,932
- I hate spiderwebs.
- 588
- 00:38:10,006 --> 00:38:11,940
- Yeah, thanks a lot, guys.
- 589
- 00:38:12,008 --> 00:38:15,205
- Thanks for waiting up.
- Really appreciate it.
- 590
- 00:38:18,181 --> 00:38:22,117
- Hey, hi. We just got in from New York,
- and we're looking for a supervisor.
- 591
- 00:38:22,185 --> 00:38:25,518
- Because we've been sitting
- on that beach back there for hours,
- 592
- 00:38:25,589 --> 00:38:28,022
- and nobody's even bothered to show up.
- 593
- 00:38:28,090 --> 00:38:31,457
- I don't know how things
- are normally run around here,
- 594
- 00:38:31,527 --> 00:38:34,655
- but there's been some sort
- of major screwup, which is cool.
- 595
- 00:38:34,730 --> 00:38:38,598
- So if you could point us towards
- the administrative offices, we'll...
- 596
- 00:38:38,667 --> 00:38:39,656
- Well, howdy-do.
- 597
- 00:38:46,842 --> 00:38:49,242
- Spider! Spider! Spider on my back!
- 598
- 00:38:49,311 --> 00:38:52,404
- Maurice, did you see that?
- 599
- 00:38:52,480 --> 00:38:54,710
- He scared the fossa away.
- 600
- 00:38:55,917 --> 00:38:57,851
- Come on, Gloria. Get it.
- 601
- 00:38:58,686 --> 00:39:00,813
- Get it! Get it! Get it!
- 602
- 00:39:00,888 --> 00:39:03,516
- - That's it! Smack it!
- - Get it, get it!
- 603
- 00:39:03,591 --> 00:39:05,752
- Whip it! Whip it good!
- Where'd it go?
- 604
- 00:39:05,827 --> 00:39:10,025
- King Julien, what are they?
- What are they?!
- 605
- 00:39:10,098 --> 00:39:15,057
- They are aliens. Savage aliens
- from the savage future.
- 606
- 00:39:15,135 --> 00:39:19,595
- They've come to kill us. And take
- our women. And our precious metals.
- 607
- 00:39:20,607 --> 00:39:24,373
- Get up, Mort. Do not
- be near the king's feet, okay?
- 608
- 00:39:25,545 --> 00:39:28,981
- We're hiding. Be quiet,
- everyone. Including me.
- 609
- 00:39:29,049 --> 00:39:30,778
- Who's making that noise?
- 610
- 00:39:30,851 --> 00:39:32,045
- Oh, it's me again.
- 611
- 00:39:32,119 --> 00:39:34,349
- There it is! Get it! Come on, Gloria!
- 612
- 00:39:34,421 --> 00:39:37,719
- - Enough! Enough with the stick.
- - I think she got it.
- 613
- 00:39:37,790 --> 00:39:40,224
- Is it still on me? I hate spiders.
- 614
- 00:39:40,660 --> 00:39:42,457
- It's okay. It's gone.
- 615
- 00:39:42,528 --> 00:39:45,088
- They are savages.
- 616
- 00:39:45,164 --> 00:39:46,392
- Tonight we die.
- 617
- 00:39:46,465 --> 00:39:49,559
- The feet. I told you...
- I told you to... I told every...
- 618
- 00:39:49,635 --> 00:39:51,535
- Didn't I tell him about the feet?
- 619
- 00:39:52,171 --> 00:39:54,765
- He did tell you about the feet.
- 620
- 00:39:56,208 --> 00:39:59,268
- - Wait. I have a plan.
- - Really?
- 621
- 00:39:59,345 --> 00:40:01,710
- I have devised a cunning test
- 622
- 00:40:01,780 --> 00:40:05,511
- to see whether
- these are savage killers.
- 623
- 00:40:11,323 --> 00:40:13,086
- Hi there.
- 624
- 00:40:13,158 --> 00:40:17,652
- You let me handle it.
- Alex handles it. Marty does nothing.
- 625
- 00:40:21,966 --> 00:40:23,490
- Hi there.
- 626
- 00:40:27,338 --> 00:40:29,636
- Oh, jeez. Sorry.
- 627
- 00:40:29,707 --> 00:40:33,871
- - Oh, Alex, what'd you do?
- - Stop. Stop. It's okay. It's okay.
- 628
- 00:40:33,944 --> 00:40:37,607
- I'm just a silly... Just a silly lion.
- Oh, jeez!
- 629
- 00:40:41,218 --> 00:40:43,812
- - Aw, Alex!
- - Oh, you poor little baby.
- 630
- 00:40:43,887 --> 00:40:46,515
- Did that big mean lion scare you?
- 631
- 00:40:46,590 --> 00:40:51,026
- He did? He's a big,
- bad old puddy tat, isn't he?
- 632
- 00:40:51,094 --> 00:40:54,257
- Come on. Mama'll hold you.
- Aww, look at you.
- 633
- 00:40:54,330 --> 00:40:56,628
- They are so cute
- from a reasonable distance.
- 634
- 00:40:56,699 --> 00:41:01,136
- Aren't you the sweetest little thing.
- I just want to dunk him in my coffee.
- 635
- 00:41:01,204 --> 00:41:04,105
- They're just a bunch of pansies.
- 636
- 00:41:04,173 --> 00:41:05,504
- I don't know.
- 637
- 00:41:05,575 --> 00:41:08,476
- There's something
- about that one with the crazy hairdo
- 638
- 00:41:08,544 --> 00:41:10,670
- that I find suspicious.
- 639
- 00:41:10,746 --> 00:41:12,304
- Nonsense, Maurice.
- 640
- 00:41:12,381 --> 00:41:16,442
- Come on, everybody.
- Let's go and meet the pansies!
- 641
- 00:41:28,029 --> 00:41:31,624
- Presenting your royal highness,
- our illustrious King Julien Xlll,
- 642
- 00:41:31,700 --> 00:41:35,328
- self-proclaimed lord of the lemurs,
- et cetera. Hooray, everybody.
- 643
- 00:41:42,209 --> 00:41:43,699
- He's got style.
- 644
- 00:41:50,551 --> 00:41:53,042
- What is he, like,
- king of the guinea pigs?
- 645
- 00:41:55,055 --> 00:41:56,522
- I think it's a squirrel.
- 646
- 00:41:56,590 --> 00:41:59,752
- Welcome, giant pansies.
- 647
- 00:41:59,826 --> 00:42:02,590
- Please feel free to bask in my glow.
- 648
- 00:42:02,662 --> 00:42:05,096
- - Definitely a squirrel.
- - Yep. Squirrel.
- 649
- 00:42:05,165 --> 00:42:09,499
- We thank you with enormous gratitude
- for chasing away the fossa.
- 650
- 00:42:09,569 --> 00:42:11,628
- - The "whossa"?
- - The fossa.
- 651
- 00:42:11,771 --> 00:42:15,707
- They annoy us by trespassing,
- interrupting our parties
- 652
- 00:42:15,775 --> 00:42:17,709
- - and ripping our limbs off.
- - Good.
- 653
- 00:42:17,777 --> 00:42:20,768
- We're just trying to find out
- where the people are, so...
- 654
- 00:42:20,846 --> 00:42:22,973
- What big teeth you have. Man!
- 655
- 00:42:23,048 --> 00:42:27,314
- Shame on you, Maurice. Can you not
- see that you have insulted the freak?
- 656
- 00:42:27,920 --> 00:42:30,445
- You must tell me,
- who the heck are you?
- 657
- 00:42:30,522 --> 00:42:34,618
- I'm Alex. The Alex.
- And this is Gloria, Marty and Melman.
- 658
- 00:42:34,693 --> 00:42:37,958
- And just where are you giants from?
- 659
- 00:42:38,030 --> 00:42:40,123
- We're from New York and...
- 660
- 00:42:40,699 --> 00:42:42,894
- All hail the New York giants!
- 661
- 00:42:42,968 --> 00:42:45,231
- New York giants!
- 662
- 00:42:47,505 --> 00:42:49,769
- Is this some sort of
- inbreeding program?
- 663
- 00:42:49,841 --> 00:42:52,935
- I say we just got to ask these
- bozos where the people are.
- 664
- 00:42:53,010 --> 00:42:56,343
- Excuse me. We bozos
- have the people, of course.
- 665
- 00:42:56,914 --> 00:42:59,474
- Hey, the bozos have the people.
- 666
- 00:42:59,550 --> 00:43:03,077
- Oh, well, great. Good. Phew.
- 667
- 00:43:03,154 --> 00:43:04,587
- They're up there.
- 668
- 00:43:08,291 --> 00:43:12,455
- Don't you love the people?
- Not a very lively bunch, though.
- 669
- 00:43:12,529 --> 00:43:13,621
- Wow.
- 670
- 00:43:13,697 --> 00:43:16,461
- So do you have any live people?
- 671
- 00:43:17,501 --> 00:43:19,332
- No. Only dead ones.
- 672
- 00:43:19,402 --> 00:43:22,371
- I mean, if we had
- a lot of live people here,
- 673
- 00:43:22,439 --> 00:43:26,000
- it wouldn't be called
- the wild, would it?
- 674
- 00:43:26,076 --> 00:43:27,373
- The wild?
- 675
- 00:43:27,444 --> 00:43:30,538
- Whoa. Hold up there
- a second, fuzzbucket.
- 676
- 00:43:30,614 --> 00:43:31,944
- You mean, like,
- 677
- 00:43:32,114 --> 00:43:36,608
- the "live in a mud hut, wipe
- yourself with a leaf" type wild?
- 678
- 00:43:36,685 --> 00:43:39,279
- - Who wipes?
- - Oy vey.
- 679
- 00:43:39,355 --> 00:43:41,084
- - Oy vey!
- - Oy vey, everybody!
- 680
- 00:43:41,156 --> 00:43:43,090
- Oy vey!
- 681
- 00:43:43,158 --> 00:43:45,524
- Could you excuse me
- for a moment?
- 682
- 00:43:49,932 --> 00:43:53,197
- Get me out of here!
- We got to get out of here!
- 683
- 00:43:53,435 --> 00:43:56,130
- - Help!
- - What are you doing?!
- 684
- 00:43:56,204 --> 00:43:58,331
- I'm swimming back to New York.
- 685
- 00:43:58,406 --> 00:44:01,398
- I know my chances are slim,
- but I have to try!
- 686
- 00:44:01,476 --> 00:44:05,037
- - You can't swim!
- - I said my chances are slim!
- 687
- 00:44:05,113 --> 00:44:09,948
- Nature! It's all over me!
- Get it off! I can't see! I can't see!
- 688
- 00:44:11,653 --> 00:44:13,553
- I can see!
- 689
- 00:44:14,556 --> 00:44:17,854
- Look. There's obviously
- just been a little mistake.
- 690
- 00:44:17,925 --> 00:44:20,485
- The people didn't
- dump us here on purpose.
- 691
- 00:44:20,561 --> 00:44:24,759
- As soon as they realize what happened,
- they'll come looking for us, right?
- 692
- 00:44:24,831 --> 00:44:25,957
- Yeah, right.
- 693
- 00:44:26,033 --> 00:44:30,060
- I don't know the words
- But we're born free
- 694
- 00:44:30,137 --> 00:44:33,698
- You know something?
- I bet they're already on their way.
- 695
- 00:44:40,013 --> 00:44:44,574
- Well, boys, it's going
- to be ice-cold sushi for breakfast.
- 696
- 00:44:47,620 --> 00:44:49,053
- Rico.
- 697
- 00:44:51,791 --> 00:44:55,852
- Well, since I'm doomed
- to die on this forsaken island,
- 698
- 00:44:55,928 --> 00:44:58,226
- I, Melman Mankiewicz,
- 699
- 00:44:58,297 --> 00:45:01,664
- being of sound mind
- and unsound body,
- 700
- 00:45:01,734 --> 00:45:05,931
- have divided my estate
- equally among the three of you.
- 701
- 00:45:07,272 --> 00:45:08,432
- Sorry, Alex.
- 702
- 00:45:08,506 --> 00:45:13,170
- Hey! A latrine. Nice work, Melman.
- Outdoor plumbing.
- 703
- 00:45:13,244 --> 00:45:15,144
- No, it's not a latrine.
- 704
- 00:45:15,213 --> 00:45:19,479
- It's a grave. You sent Melman
- to his grave. Are you happy?
- 705
- 00:45:19,551 --> 00:45:20,882
- Aw, come on.
- 706
- 00:45:20,952 --> 00:45:24,388
- This isn't the end.
- This is a whole new beginning.
- 707
- 00:45:24,456 --> 00:45:26,720
- This could be the best that's happened.
- 708
- 00:45:26,791 --> 00:45:28,815
- No. No. No. No.
- 709
- 00:45:28,892 --> 00:45:33,386
- No. No. No. No. No. No. This is not
- the best thing that's happened to us.
- 710
- 00:45:33,464 --> 00:45:37,366
- You abused the power of the birthday
- wish and brought bad luck on all of us.
- 711
- 00:45:37,434 --> 00:45:40,028
- Why'd you tell your wish?
- You're not supposed to.
- 712
- 00:45:40,104 --> 00:45:42,732
- I didn't want to tell you. Remember?
- 713
- 00:45:42,806 --> 00:45:46,298
- - You guys made me tell you.
- - Oh, okay.
- 714
- 00:45:46,377 --> 00:45:50,040
- Besides, this isn't bad luck.
- This is good luck.
- 715
- 00:45:50,114 --> 00:45:52,946
- Look around. There's no fences,
- no schedules.
- 716
- 00:45:53,016 --> 00:45:55,484
- This place is beautiful.
- Baby, we were born...
- 717
- 00:45:55,551 --> 00:45:58,076
- Okay. Okay. I've had enough of this.
- 718
- 00:45:58,154 --> 00:46:03,091
- This is your side of the island,
- and this is our side of the island.
- 719
- 00:46:03,159 --> 00:46:05,855
- That is the bad side,
- where you can prance and skip
- 720
- 00:46:05,928 --> 00:46:09,420
- like a magical pixie horse
- and do whatever the heck you want.
- 721
- 00:46:09,499 --> 00:46:13,458
- This is the good side for those who
- love New York and care about going home.
- 722
- 00:46:13,536 --> 00:46:16,299
- - Come on.
- - No, no. Back! Back!
- 723
- 00:46:16,371 --> 00:46:18,134
- You know what? This isn't good.
- 724
- 00:46:18,206 --> 00:46:22,540
- Okay! You all have your side,
- and I'll have mine.
- 725
- 00:46:22,611 --> 00:46:25,478
- And if you need me,
- I'll be over here,
- 726
- 00:46:25,547 --> 00:46:29,483
- on the fun side of the island,
- having a good old time.
- 727
- 00:46:29,551 --> 00:46:31,075
- This is the fun side,
- 728
- 00:46:31,153 --> 00:46:34,452
- where we'll have a great time
- surviving until we go home.
- 729
- 00:46:34,523 --> 00:46:37,253
- - A yabbadabbado old time!
- - This side's the best.
- 730
- 00:46:37,324 --> 00:46:40,851
- That side stinks! You're on
- the Jersey side of this cesspool!
- 731
- 00:46:40,928 --> 00:46:43,158
- - Wilma!
- - Now what do we do?
- 732
- 00:46:43,230 --> 00:46:45,664
- Don't worry. I have
- a plan to get us rescued.
- 733
- 00:46:47,902 --> 00:46:51,895
- Can't wait to see the look
- on Marty's face when he sees this.
- 734
- 00:46:55,309 --> 00:46:58,801
- Just look at him.
- He's helpless without us.
- 735
- 00:47:08,288 --> 00:47:09,949
- Shut up, Spalding.
- 736
- 00:47:15,061 --> 00:47:18,121
- I've been standing
- here for hours, man.
- 737
- 00:47:18,198 --> 00:47:20,860
- How long do I have
- to pose like this?
- 738
- 00:47:21,634 --> 00:47:24,067
- She is finito.
- 739
- 00:47:24,903 --> 00:47:28,771
- I defy any rescue boat
- within a million miles
- 740
- 00:47:28,841 --> 00:47:30,900
- to miss this baby.
- 741
- 00:47:30,976 --> 00:47:35,174
- When the moment is right,
- we will ignite the beacon of liberty
- 742
- 00:47:35,247 --> 00:47:38,978
- and be rescued
- from this awful nightmare!
- 743
- 00:47:39,051 --> 00:47:42,043
- What do you think?
- Pretty cool, huh?
- 744
- 00:47:42,121 --> 00:47:45,147
- - How's the liberty fire going, Melman?
- - Great. Idiot.
- 745
- 00:47:45,224 --> 00:47:46,714
- I heard that.
- 746
- 00:47:46,792 --> 00:47:49,385
- Why can't we just borrow
- some of Marty's fire?
- 747
- 00:47:50,695 --> 00:47:54,688
- That's wild fire. We're not
- using wild fire on Lady Liberty.
- 748
- 00:47:54,766 --> 00:47:57,633
- - Now, rub, Melman.
- - I've been doing...
- 749
- 00:47:57,702 --> 00:48:02,298
- I can't. I can't.
- I can't do it. I ju... I can't do it!
- 750
- 00:48:03,674 --> 00:48:04,766
- Fire.
- 751
- 00:48:05,977 --> 00:48:06,966
- Fire.
- 752
- 00:48:08,546 --> 00:48:10,706
- Fire! Fire!
- 753
- 00:48:14,684 --> 00:48:15,844
- Oh, my
- 754
- 00:48:16,419 --> 00:48:17,511
- Fire!
- 755
- 00:48:17,587 --> 00:48:19,452
- Not yet! No, no! No!
- 756
- 00:48:19,523 --> 00:48:21,013
- Fire!
- 757
- 00:48:21,091 --> 00:48:22,524
- Melman, hold still!
- 758
- 00:48:23,460 --> 00:48:25,257
- Jump! Alex, jump!
- 759
- 00:48:25,328 --> 00:48:27,592
- Don't worry,
- cats always land on their...
- 760
- 00:48:28,598 --> 00:48:31,465
- Face? Man,
- what kind of cat are you?
- 761
- 00:48:40,142 --> 00:48:42,042
- You maniac!
- 762
- 00:48:42,478 --> 00:48:44,605
- You burned it up!
- 763
- 00:48:45,114 --> 00:48:46,945
- Darn you!
- 764
- 00:48:47,016 --> 00:48:49,883
- Darn you all to heck!
- 765
- 00:48:50,286 --> 00:48:52,447
- Can we go to the fun side now?
- 766
- 00:48:53,756 --> 00:48:56,850
- Everybody, calm down.
- Come on. Into your chairs.
- 767
- 00:48:56,926 --> 00:48:59,723
- Everybody, calm down.
- Let go of his tail.
- 768
- 00:48:59,794 --> 00:49:02,262
- Separate those two,
- would you, please?
- 769
- 00:49:02,330 --> 00:49:04,093
- You here, you there. Everyone...
- 770
- 00:49:04,766 --> 00:49:07,667
- Calm down, people, okay?
- 771
- 00:49:07,735 --> 00:49:12,001
- Now, presenting your royal highness,
- the illustrious blah, blah, blah.
- 772
- 00:49:12,073 --> 00:49:15,236
- You know, et cetera, et cetera.
- Hooray. Let's go.
- 773
- 00:49:15,310 --> 00:49:16,902
- Now, everybody,
- 774
- 00:49:16,978 --> 00:49:21,676
- we all have great curiosity
- about our guests, the New York giants.
- 775
- 00:49:21,748 --> 00:49:23,648
- - Yes, Willie?
- - I like them.
- 776
- 00:49:23,717 --> 00:49:27,676
- I like them. I liked them first.
- Before I even met them I liked them.
- 777
- 00:49:27,754 --> 00:49:31,520
- I liked them right away. You hate
- them compared to how much I like them.
- 778
- 00:49:31,592 --> 00:49:33,856
- Oh, shut up. You're so annoying!
- 779
- 00:49:34,995 --> 00:49:38,226
- Now, for as long
- as we can remember,
- 780
- 00:49:38,298 --> 00:49:43,099
- we have been attacked
- and eaten by the dreaded fossa.
- 781
- 00:49:43,170 --> 00:49:45,865
- The fossa! The fossa are attacking!
- 782
- 00:49:49,342 --> 00:49:51,833
- It's a cookbook! It's a cookbook!
- 783
- 00:49:51,911 --> 00:49:53,538
- Please. Maurice.
- 784
- 00:49:54,614 --> 00:49:56,377
- Quiet!
- 785
- 00:49:56,449 --> 00:50:00,613
- Come on, y'all. They're not
- attacking us this very instant.
- 786
- 00:50:02,188 --> 00:50:05,521
- So my genius plan is this:
- 787
- 00:50:05,591 --> 00:50:07,990
- We will make the New York giants
- 788
- 00:50:08,059 --> 00:50:10,960
- our friends and keep them close.
- 789
- 00:50:11,029 --> 00:50:14,328
- Then, with Mr. Alex protecting us,
- 790
- 00:50:14,399 --> 00:50:17,766
- we will be safe
- and never have to worry
- 791
- 00:50:17,836 --> 00:50:21,636
- about the dreaded fossa ever again.
- 792
- 00:50:23,975 --> 00:50:27,968
- I thought of that.
- I thought of that. Yes. Me. I did.
- 793
- 00:50:28,046 --> 00:50:30,775
- Hold on, everybody. Hold on.
- I'm just thinking now.
- 794
- 00:50:30,848 --> 00:50:33,681
- I mean, does anyone
- wonder why the fossa
- 795
- 00:50:33,751 --> 00:50:36,345
- were so scared of Mr. Alex?
- 796
- 00:50:36,420 --> 00:50:39,685
- I mean,
- maybe we should be scared too.
- 797
- 00:50:39,757 --> 00:50:42,817
- What if Mr. Alex
- is even worse than the fossa?
- 798
- 00:50:44,261 --> 00:50:47,526
- I tell you, that dude just
- gives me the heebiedabajeebies.
- 799
- 00:50:47,598 --> 00:50:50,089
- Maurice, you did not raise your hand.
- 800
- 00:50:50,167 --> 00:50:53,897
- Therefore, your heinous comment
- will be stricken from the record.
- 801
- 00:50:55,605 --> 00:50:58,369
- Does anyone else
- have the heebie-jeebies?
- 802
- 00:50:58,441 --> 00:51:00,909
- No? Good. So shut up.
- 803
- 00:51:01,411 --> 00:51:04,209
- When the New York giants wake up,
- 804
- 00:51:04,280 --> 00:51:09,946
- we will make sure
- that they wake up in paradise.
- 805
- 00:51:11,321 --> 00:51:13,619
- Now, who would like a cookie?
- 806
- 00:51:38,246 --> 00:51:43,114
- Yo, Al. Melman and Gloria
- are over there having a good time.
- 807
- 00:51:43,184 --> 00:51:45,744
- There's room
- on the fun side for one more.
- 808
- 00:51:45,820 --> 00:51:47,447
- No, thanks.
- 809
- 00:51:47,521 --> 00:51:51,685
- Look, I've been thinking.
- Maybe if you gave this place a chance,
- 810
- 00:51:51,759 --> 00:51:54,751
- I don't know, you might
- even enjoy yourself.
- 811
- 00:51:54,829 --> 00:51:58,287
- Marty, I'm tired. I'm hungry.
- 812
- 00:51:58,366 --> 00:52:00,266
- I just want to go home.
- 813
- 00:52:01,435 --> 00:52:05,427
- Could you just give it a chance?
- Think about it.
- 814
- 00:52:06,339 --> 00:52:09,240
- It really isn't
- the fun side without you.
- 815
- 00:52:25,058 --> 00:52:26,685
- I know. And then...
- 816
- 00:52:29,661 --> 00:52:31,754
- - It's him.
- - Who is it?
- 817
- 00:52:32,264 --> 00:52:35,563
- It's the pizza man.
- Who the heck do you think it is?
- 818
- 00:52:35,901 --> 00:52:38,267
- Yes? Can I help you?
- 819
- 00:52:38,971 --> 00:52:40,495
- Can I come to the fun side?
- 820
- 00:52:43,175 --> 00:52:44,233
- Beg your pardon?
- 821
- 00:52:45,010 --> 00:52:47,240
- You know, I've been kind of a jerk.
- 822
- 00:52:49,181 --> 00:52:53,913
- But I've been thinking
- about what you said, and I'm sorry.
- 823
- 00:53:01,192 --> 00:53:04,855
- Welcome to Casa del Wild.
- Take a load off.
- 824
- 00:53:04,929 --> 00:53:06,897
- Hey, hey, wipe your feet.
- 825
- 00:53:11,969 --> 00:53:16,064
- - Alex!
- - Mi casa is su casa.
- 826
- 00:53:22,979 --> 00:53:24,469
- Very impressive.
- 827
- 00:53:24,548 --> 00:53:27,608
- Hey, have a drink. It's on the house.
- 828
- 00:53:29,386 --> 00:53:30,648
- This is seawater.
- 829
- 00:53:31,755 --> 00:53:35,555
- Oh, you don't swallow it. It's just
- temporary till the plumbing's done.
- 830
- 00:53:35,625 --> 00:53:37,558
- Hey, y'all look hungry.
- 831
- 00:53:38,294 --> 00:53:41,320
- How would you like
- some of nature's goodness?
- 832
- 00:53:42,431 --> 00:53:44,092
- You have food?
- 833
- 00:53:44,166 --> 00:53:47,101
- The Fun Side Special, coming up.
- 834
- 00:53:47,803 --> 00:53:49,828
- Seaweed on a stick.
- 835
- 00:53:50,406 --> 00:53:51,395
- Seaweed?
- 836
- 00:53:51,841 --> 00:53:54,901
- On a stick.
- Don't love it till you try it.
- 837
- 00:54:02,750 --> 00:54:04,308
- That's unbelievable.
- 838
- 00:54:05,787 --> 00:54:07,846
- - So good.
- - Well, thanks.
- 839
- 00:54:07,922 --> 00:54:10,789
- It does kind of hit the spot,
- doesn't it?
- 840
- 00:54:11,793 --> 00:54:15,024
- Well, maybe it could
- use a little lemon.
- 841
- 00:54:19,000 --> 00:54:23,300
- No, it's great. It's really great.
- Doesn't get any better than this.
- 842
- 00:54:23,371 --> 00:54:25,133
- Oh, but it does.
- 843
- 00:54:25,806 --> 00:54:27,330
- Check this out.
- 844
- 00:54:32,646 --> 00:54:36,605
- Wow. Would you look at that.
- 845
- 00:54:36,683 --> 00:54:41,177
- It's like billions
- and billions of helicopters.
- 846
- 00:54:41,255 --> 00:54:43,655
- It's a shooting star.
- Make a wish. Quick!
- 847
- 00:54:43,724 --> 00:54:46,887
- Ooh! How about a thick, juicy steak?
- 848
- 00:54:46,960 --> 00:54:48,483
- You know what, Alex?
- 849
- 00:54:48,561 --> 00:54:53,225
- I promise you I'm going to find you
- a steak tomorrow if it kills me.
- 850
- 00:54:53,299 --> 00:54:54,596
- Thanks, Marty.
- 851
- 00:54:54,667 --> 00:54:57,727
- It is getting late.
- I guess I'm going to...
- 852
- 00:54:57,803 --> 00:55:00,237
- I think I'm going to
- hit the sack too.
- 853
- 00:55:00,306 --> 00:55:02,171
- Sweet dreams, everyone.
- 854
- 00:55:32,470 --> 00:55:33,868
- Alex.
- 855
- 00:55:43,847 --> 00:55:45,576
- What are you doing?
- 856
- 00:55:46,417 --> 00:55:50,911
- Twenty-seven, 28, 29.
- Thirty black and only 29 white.
- 857
- 00:55:50,988 --> 00:55:53,821
- Looks like you're black
- with white stripes after all.
- 858
- 00:55:53,891 --> 00:55:55,415
- Dilemma solved. Good night.
- 859
- 00:56:06,135 --> 00:56:09,662
- You see, Maurice,
- Mr. Alex was grooming his friend.
- 860
- 00:56:09,739 --> 00:56:13,175
- He is clearly a tender, loving thing.
- 861
- 00:56:13,243 --> 00:56:16,178
- How can you have the
- heebie-jeebies for Mr. Alex?
- 862
- 00:56:16,246 --> 00:56:19,909
- Look at him.
- He's so cute and plushy.
- 863
- 00:56:19,983 --> 00:56:22,507
- I don't think he was grooming him.
- 864
- 00:56:22,584 --> 00:56:25,052
- Look more like
- he was tasting him to me.
- 865
- 00:56:25,120 --> 00:56:28,453
- Suit yourself, no matter.
- I don't care.
- 866
- 00:56:28,523 --> 00:56:32,687
- Soon we will put my
- excellent plan to action.
- 867
- 00:56:32,761 --> 00:56:35,491
- All we have to do is wait
- 868
- 00:56:35,564 --> 00:56:39,227
- until they are deep in their sleep.
- 869
- 00:56:44,905 --> 00:56:47,840
- How long is this going to take?!
- 870
- 00:57:14,267 --> 00:57:15,700
- Well, this sucks!
- 871
- 00:57:16,870 --> 00:57:19,634
- Wake up, Mr. Alex.
- 872
- 00:57:20,774 --> 00:57:23,299
- Wake up, Mr. Alex.
- 873
- 00:57:23,910 --> 00:57:25,707
- Rise and shining.
- 874
- 00:57:25,779 --> 00:57:28,976
- Wakey-waking, Mr. Alex!
- 875
- 00:57:29,049 --> 00:57:30,515
- Wake up! Alex!
- 876
- 00:57:31,050 --> 00:57:32,278
- You suck your thumb?
- 877
- 00:57:35,321 --> 00:57:37,915
- Where are we?
- What the heck is going on?
- 878
- 00:57:37,990 --> 00:57:40,254
- Where's the beach?
- Take it easy.
- 879
- 00:57:40,326 --> 00:57:43,318
- - Who built a forest?
- - Don't be alarmed, giant freaks.
- 880
- 00:57:43,395 --> 00:57:44,589
- While you were asleep,
- 881
- 00:57:44,663 --> 00:57:48,827
- we simply took you
- to our little corner of heaven.
- 882
- 00:57:48,901 --> 00:57:51,165
- Welcome to Madagascar.
- 883
- 00:57:51,236 --> 00:57:53,796
- - Mada-who-ah?
- - What?
- 884
- 00:57:53,871 --> 00:57:56,237
- No, not whooha. Ascar.
- 885
- 00:58:03,881 --> 00:58:05,576
- Marty. It's...
- 886
- 00:58:05,650 --> 00:58:08,210
- Just like my mural back at the zoo.
- 887
- 00:58:08,286 --> 00:58:12,450
- Oh, no, fella, that is
- the real deal right there.
- 888
- 00:58:12,523 --> 00:58:14,582
- Look at that, that's not a bad view.
- 889
- 00:58:14,659 --> 00:58:18,560
- That's the thing that you were always
- looking at, but it's actually there.
- 890
- 00:58:18,695 --> 00:58:22,096
- - That's the real version of...
- - How about once around the park?
- 891
- 00:58:22,265 --> 00:58:25,598
- Let's get our blood pumping,
- lungs breathing this fresh air.
- 892
- 00:58:25,669 --> 00:58:27,068
- Who's with me?!
- 893
- 00:58:27,137 --> 00:58:29,605
- Naw. I don't think I could...
- You're it!
- 894
- 00:58:29,673 --> 00:58:31,265
- Hey! Want to play around?
- 895
- 00:58:33,510 --> 00:58:34,704
- Got you there!
- 896
- 00:58:34,778 --> 00:58:36,143
- Come here!
- 897
- 00:58:36,513 --> 00:58:37,707
- You're it.
- 898
- 00:58:37,781 --> 00:58:40,510
- Hey, stop that!
- Hey, you're crazy!
- 899
- 00:58:41,117 --> 00:58:43,677
- Okay, Marty, I'm it.
- 900
- 00:58:43,753 --> 00:58:46,244
- I'm it. I'm it. You win.
- 901
- 00:58:46,322 --> 00:58:48,813
- Come on, Alex, get in the groove.
- 902
- 00:58:48,891 --> 00:58:50,791
- I haven't eaten in two days.
- 903
- 00:58:50,860 --> 00:58:53,988
- My blood sugar's real low.
- I just don't have the energy.
- 904
- 00:58:54,063 --> 00:58:55,928
- I don't think that's your problem.
- 905
- 00:58:55,998 --> 00:58:58,694
- First of all, that's not
- how you run in the wild.
- 906
- 00:58:58,768 --> 00:59:00,736
- Let's go. Put the rubber to the road!
- 907
- 00:59:00,803 --> 00:59:02,794
- You just have
- to let out that inner lion.
- 908
- 00:59:02,872 --> 00:59:06,307
- - Now, who's the cat?
- - Marty, I really don't...
- 909
- 00:59:06,374 --> 00:59:09,537
- You are, that's who.
- Come on! Here we go!
- 910
- 00:59:09,611 --> 00:59:12,409
- That's it. Let's build up
- some steam! You the cat.
- 911
- 00:59:12,480 --> 00:59:14,072
- - Who's the cat?
- - You the cat.
- 912
- 00:59:14,149 --> 00:59:15,741
- - Who's the cat?
- - You the cat.
- 913
- 00:59:15,817 --> 00:59:19,412
- Who's the cat? Who's the cat?
- Who's the cat? Who's the cat?
- 914
- 00:59:19,487 --> 00:59:23,617
- Who's the cat? Who's the cat?
- Who's the cat? Who's the cat?
- 915
- 00:59:24,959 --> 00:59:26,756
- I'm the cat!
- 916
- 00:59:32,566 --> 00:59:34,033
- Surprise!
- 917
- 00:59:41,542 --> 00:59:43,066
- You're it. You're it!
- 918
- 00:59:43,143 --> 00:59:45,441
- Can't juke the cat. Cat's too quick.
- 919
- 00:59:48,415 --> 00:59:53,750
- I feel like a mile-high pastrami on rye
- on the fly from the deli in the sky!
- 920
- 00:59:54,754 --> 00:59:57,780
- - Let's go wild!
- - Now you're talking!
- 921
- 01:00:04,931 --> 01:00:07,627
- Man! I feel different.
- 922
- 01:00:07,700 --> 01:00:10,999
- Noogie, noogie, noogie.
- Noogie, noogie, noogie!
- 923
- 01:00:12,472 --> 01:00:14,632
- Kind of charged up or something.
- 924
- 01:00:14,706 --> 01:00:17,504
- - Like you said, baby, it's...
- - Crackalacking.
- 925
- 01:00:17,576 --> 01:00:22,013
- - Ain't that right, Melman?
- - Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
- 926
- 01:00:24,716 --> 01:00:26,274
- I'm in heaven.
- 927
- 01:00:26,351 --> 01:00:31,288
- You see, Maurice, Alex is now our friend
- and the fossas are nowhere to be seen.
- 928
- 01:00:31,356 --> 01:00:34,257
- It could be said
- that my plan is working
- 929
- 01:00:34,326 --> 01:00:37,624
- in a very good working kind of way.
- 930
- 01:00:37,695 --> 01:00:40,823
- Alex. You got to try some of this.
- 931
- 01:00:42,466 --> 01:00:44,934
- I feel good.
- Feel like a king again.
- 932
- 01:00:45,769 --> 01:00:46,929
- King?
- 933
- 01:00:47,738 --> 01:00:49,535
- You should see his act.
- 934
- 01:00:49,607 --> 01:00:52,804
- Come on, Alex, why don't you
- show him some of your act.
- 935
- 01:00:52,877 --> 01:00:55,778
- Oh. No, I really
- don't think I could... Okay.
- 936
- 01:00:55,846 --> 01:00:59,111
- Ladies and gentlemen.
- Primates of all ages.
- 937
- 01:00:59,183 --> 01:01:01,309
- The wild proudly presents:
- 938
- 01:01:01,384 --> 01:01:02,851
- The king.
- 939
- 01:01:02,919 --> 01:01:05,717
- Alex the lion!
- 940
- 01:01:06,723 --> 01:01:07,985
- E flat, fellas.
- 941
- 01:01:17,433 --> 01:01:20,163
- Yeah! The king is in the house!
- 942
- 01:01:20,236 --> 01:01:24,103
- See, if he is the king, then where
- is his crown? I've got a crown.
- 943
- 01:01:24,172 --> 01:01:27,300
- Got a very nice one.
- And it's here on my head.
- 944
- 01:01:27,376 --> 01:01:29,344
- Look at it. Have I got it on?
- 945
- 01:01:35,617 --> 01:01:37,642
- Do the roar, man. Do the roar.
- 946
- 01:01:42,791 --> 01:01:46,124
- Wow. I've never heard
- that one before.
- 947
- 01:01:46,194 --> 01:01:48,423
- Yeah! Go wild, man! Come on!
- 948
- 01:01:49,964 --> 01:01:51,192
- Break out the wave!
- 949
- 01:02:18,091 --> 01:02:20,252
- Excuse me.
- 950
- 01:02:20,327 --> 01:02:22,557
- You're biting my butt.
- 951
- 01:02:24,864 --> 01:02:27,332
- - No, I'm not.
- - Yes, you are.
- 952
- 01:02:29,235 --> 01:02:31,328
- - What did you do?
- - You just bit me!
- 953
- 01:02:31,404 --> 01:02:33,565
- No. I didn't. Did I?
- 954
- 01:02:33,640 --> 01:02:35,197
- You kind of did.
- 955
- 01:02:35,274 --> 01:02:37,401
- What the heck is wrong with you?
- 956
- 01:02:39,144 --> 01:02:40,406
- Why'd you bite me?
- 957
- 01:02:40,479 --> 01:02:43,277
- - Man, it's because you are his dinner.
- - What?!
- 958
- 01:02:43,349 --> 01:02:45,613
- - Excuse me?
- - That's dumb.
- 959
- 01:02:45,684 --> 01:02:50,144
- Come, come, Maurice. What is a simple
- bite on the buttocks among friends?
- 960
- 01:02:50,222 --> 01:02:52,087
- Here, give me a nibble.
- 961
- 01:02:52,157 --> 01:02:55,854
- The party is over, Julien.
- Your brilliant plan has failed.
- 962
- 01:02:55,928 --> 01:02:57,690
- What are you talking about?
- 963
- 01:02:57,762 --> 01:02:59,457
- Your friend here is what we call
- 964
- 01:02:59,530 --> 01:03:02,693
- a deluxe-model hunting
- and eating machine.
- 965
- 01:03:02,767 --> 01:03:04,701
- And he eats steak...
- 966
- 01:03:04,769 --> 01:03:06,236
- ...which is you.
- 967
- 01:03:06,304 --> 01:03:10,502
- - Get out of here.
- - Okey-dokey, Maurice, I admit it.
- 968
- 01:03:10,575 --> 01:03:12,406
- The plan failed.
- 969
- 01:03:12,477 --> 01:03:15,742
- All is lost! We're all doomed.
- 970
- 01:03:15,813 --> 01:03:20,613
- The fossas will come back and
- gobble us with their mouths because...
- 971
- 01:03:20,684 --> 01:03:23,050
- ...we are all steak.
- 972
- 01:03:23,120 --> 01:03:24,985
- I'm steak! Me, me, me!
- 973
- 01:03:25,055 --> 01:03:27,285
- Mr. Alex cannot stay here.
- 974
- 01:03:27,357 --> 01:03:31,691
- He belongs with his own kind
- on the fossa side of the island.
- 975
- 01:03:31,762 --> 01:03:33,662
- By the power vested in me,
- 976
- 01:03:33,730 --> 01:03:37,029
- by the law of the jungle,
- blah, blah, blah, blah...
- 977
- 01:03:37,100 --> 01:03:38,260
- Be gone!
- 978
- 01:03:38,335 --> 01:03:41,168
- What? Come on, do I look
- like a steak to you?
- 979
- 01:03:41,238 --> 01:03:42,466
- Yeah!
- 980
- 01:03:42,539 --> 01:03:45,439
- See, I told you I don't
- look like a... Wait. What you say?
- 981
- 01:03:45,508 --> 01:03:47,908
- Oh, yeah!
- 982
- 01:03:49,412 --> 01:03:53,007
- - He's going savage.
- - Run for your lives.
- 983
- 01:03:55,017 --> 01:03:56,678
- Marty, run!
- 984
- 01:04:14,269 --> 01:04:17,204
- A bull's eye.
- Excellent shot, Maurice.
- 985
- 01:04:17,272 --> 01:04:18,364
- Thank you.
- 986
- 01:04:23,745 --> 01:04:25,007
- Marty?
- 987
- 01:04:27,449 --> 01:04:29,349
- I'm so sorry, Marty.
- 988
- 01:04:33,854 --> 01:04:36,618
- What is wrong with me?
- 989
- 01:04:36,690 --> 01:04:39,022
- Ow.
- 990
- 01:04:39,093 --> 01:04:40,890
- Oh, no.
- 991
- 01:04:40,961 --> 01:04:42,622
- What have I done?
- 992
- 01:04:42,696 --> 01:04:45,790
- It's true. I'm a monster.
- 993
- 01:04:45,866 --> 01:04:47,834
- I got to get out of here.
- 994
- 01:06:59,427 --> 01:07:02,794
- What have I done?
- This is a nightmare.
- 995
- 01:07:02,864 --> 01:07:04,593
- And it's all my fault.
- 996
- 01:07:04,665 --> 01:07:07,634
- Now, because of me,
- we've lost Alex.
- 997
- 01:07:07,702 --> 01:07:09,363
- Well, what are we going to do?
- 998
- 01:07:09,437 --> 01:07:12,099
- We'll find a way to help him.
- That's what we'll do.
- 999
- 01:07:12,173 --> 01:07:13,162
- Okay.
- 1000
- 01:07:13,241 --> 01:07:15,970
- Come on, we are New Yorkers, right?
- 1001
- 01:07:16,042 --> 01:07:18,306
- We're tough.
- We're gritty.
- 1002
- 01:07:18,378 --> 01:07:20,107
- We're adaptable!
- 1003
- 01:07:20,180 --> 01:07:23,115
- And we are not going
- to lay down like a bunch of Melmans.
- 1004
- 01:07:23,183 --> 01:07:25,651
- No, we're not.
- 1005
- 01:07:25,719 --> 01:07:26,981
- Oh. Gloria.
- 1006
- 01:07:27,053 --> 01:07:30,181
- That was not me, okay?
- That was the boat.
- 1007
- 01:07:30,323 --> 01:07:32,450
- - The boat!
- - The boat?
- 1008
- 01:07:32,525 --> 01:07:36,518
- The boat's come back for us!
- Come on, guys, we got to flag it down.
- 1009
- 01:07:38,664 --> 01:07:39,653
- There it is!
- 1010
- 01:07:39,732 --> 01:07:41,666
- - Hey, over here!
- - Over here!
- 1011
- 01:07:41,734 --> 01:07:43,201
- Over here! Yo!
- 1012
- 01:07:43,269 --> 01:07:45,965
- Melman, give me a lift.
- Hurry up! Lift me up!
- 1013
- 01:07:46,038 --> 01:07:47,437
- Help! Help! Help!
- 1014
- 01:07:47,506 --> 01:07:50,339
- - Oh, my neck. My neck. You guys.
- - Over here!
- 1015
- 01:07:50,409 --> 01:07:54,140
- - Melman! Steady. This way!
- - You have no idea how much this hurts.
- 1016
- 01:07:54,213 --> 01:07:56,078
- Hey, boat! We're over here!
- 1017
- 01:07:58,317 --> 01:08:02,412
- Look! It's turning! It's coming back!
- It's coming back!
- 1018
- 01:08:02,487 --> 01:08:04,785
- Come on! Come on, baby!
- 1019
- 01:08:05,924 --> 01:08:07,619
- Yes! You guys.
- 1020
- 01:08:07,692 --> 01:08:09,990
- You flag down that boat.
- I'll get Alex.
- 1021
- 01:08:10,061 --> 01:08:12,894
- Whoa! Hold on there.
- 1022
- 01:08:12,964 --> 01:08:15,364
- You cannot go back there by yourself.
- 1023
- 01:08:15,433 --> 01:08:17,765
- Aw, come on. I know Alex.
- 1024
- 01:08:17,835 --> 01:08:20,599
- He hears we're rescued,
- he'll snap right out of it.
- 1025
- 01:08:20,672 --> 01:08:23,106
- The people are coming.
- They can help us.
- 1026
- 01:08:23,174 --> 01:08:26,165
- Melman's right. The people
- will know what to do.
- 1027
- 01:08:26,243 --> 01:08:28,473
- Now, we got to flag down that boat.
- 1028
- 01:08:46,863 --> 01:08:49,524
- Now, this is more like it.
- 1029
- 01:08:49,598 --> 01:08:52,965
- You?! Oh, ma...
- Where are the people?
- 1030
- 01:08:53,035 --> 01:08:54,969
- We killed them and ate their livers.
- 1031
- 01:08:57,039 --> 01:08:58,336
- Got you, didn't I?
- 1032
- 01:08:58,407 --> 01:09:01,035
- Just kidding, doll,
- the people are fine.
- 1033
- 01:09:01,677 --> 01:09:04,441
- They're on a slow lifeboat to China.
- 1034
- 01:09:04,513 --> 01:09:06,879
- Hey, I know you two.
- 1035
- 01:09:06,949 --> 01:09:11,385
- Where's that psychotic lion
- and our monochromatic friend?
- 1036
- 01:09:11,453 --> 01:09:15,412
- Marty? He's righ... Where did
- he go? He was right behind us.
- 1037
- 01:09:15,490 --> 01:09:19,051
- He went back for Alex.
- He's going to get himself killed!
- 1038
- 01:09:19,127 --> 01:09:22,290
- Well, boys, our
- monochromatic friend's in danger.
- 1039
- 01:09:22,364 --> 01:09:24,264
- Looks like we have a job to do.
- 1040
- 01:09:24,332 --> 01:09:27,199
- Captain's log: Embarking
- into hostile environment.
- 1041
- 01:09:27,268 --> 01:09:30,795
- Kowalski. We'll need to win the
- hearts and the minds of the natives.
- 1042
- 01:09:30,972 --> 01:09:33,440
- Rico. We'll need
- special tactical equipment.
- 1043
- 01:09:33,508 --> 01:09:36,101
- We're going to face extreme peril.
- 1044
- 01:09:36,176 --> 01:09:38,576
- Private probably won't survive.
- 1045
- 01:09:45,386 --> 01:09:48,253
- Alex! Come out, Alex!
- 1046
- 01:09:48,322 --> 01:09:50,620
- The boat's here! We can go home!
- 1047
- 01:09:57,130 --> 01:10:02,227
- Alex! Alex! Alex! Alex! Alex!
- 1048
- 01:10:02,402 --> 01:10:06,998
- Alex! Alex! Alex! Alex! Alex!
- 1049
- 01:10:07,640 --> 01:10:10,507
- Alex! Alex! Alex!
- 1050
- 01:10:10,576 --> 01:10:14,307
- Alex! Alex! Alex!
- 1051
- 01:10:14,380 --> 01:10:15,779
- Alex!
- 1052
- 01:10:17,784 --> 01:10:18,773
- Alex!
- 1053
- 01:10:20,685 --> 01:10:22,152
- Marty?
- 1054
- 01:10:22,220 --> 01:10:25,986
- Snap out of it, Alex. The boat
- came back. We can get out of here.
- 1055
- 01:10:26,058 --> 01:10:30,119
- We can go back to civilization, and
- everything will be like it used to be.
- 1056
- 01:10:30,195 --> 01:10:31,685
- Stay back.
- 1057
- 01:10:32,697 --> 01:10:33,789
- Please.
- 1058
- 01:10:34,933 --> 01:10:36,867
- I'm a monster.
- 1059
- 01:10:36,935 --> 01:10:40,302
- Alex, you're no monster.
- You're my friend.
- 1060
- 01:10:40,372 --> 01:10:43,466
- We're a team.
- You and me, remember?
- 1061
- 01:10:51,348 --> 01:10:53,475
- I don't want to hurt you.
- 1062
- 01:11:24,848 --> 01:11:26,713
- Alex.
- 1063
- 01:11:26,783 --> 01:11:28,842
- I ain't leaving without you.
- 1064
- 01:11:44,666 --> 01:11:47,931
- Alex? I'm thinking of a song.
- 1065
- 01:11:48,003 --> 01:11:51,996
- It's a wonderful song.
- I'm sure you're familiar with it.
- 1066
- 01:11:53,342 --> 01:11:57,175
- Start spreadin' the news
- 1067
- 01:11:58,312 --> 01:12:02,078
- I'm leaving today
- 1068
- 01:12:03,117 --> 01:12:06,780
- We are a great big part of it
- 1069
- 01:12:09,524 --> 01:12:13,483
- Come on, you know the words.
- Two little words.
- 1070
- 01:12:13,561 --> 01:12:16,223
- Please don't make me
- sing this by myself.
- 1071
- 01:12:16,297 --> 01:12:19,493
- You really don't want
- to hear me sing this by myself.
- 1072
- 01:12:23,136 --> 01:12:26,799
- Uh, Alex? Could you
- come out here for a minute?
- 1073
- 01:12:26,873 --> 01:12:30,309
- Hey, Alex, a little help.
- 1074
- 01:12:31,244 --> 01:12:32,575
- Help me!
- 1075
- 01:12:33,647 --> 01:12:35,842
- Alex! Help!
- 1076
- 01:12:39,920 --> 01:12:44,049
- Help me! Anybody, help me! Somebody!
- 1077
- 01:12:44,790 --> 01:12:47,190
- Help!
- 1078
- 01:12:58,404 --> 01:12:59,996
- - Melman?
- - That's right, baby.
- 1079
- 01:13:01,574 --> 01:13:02,905
- Run!
- 1080
- 01:13:05,210 --> 01:13:07,201
- - What's the plan?
- - This is the plan.
- 1081
- 01:13:07,278 --> 01:13:08,870
- - Fossa hungry.
- - Fossa eat.
- 1082
- 01:13:08,947 --> 01:13:11,177
- This is the plan?
- 1083
- 01:13:11,249 --> 01:13:12,546
- Fossa halt.
- 1084
- 01:13:15,186 --> 01:13:17,620
- Fossa ooh.
- 1085
- 01:13:18,389 --> 01:13:20,289
- Fossa aaahh.
- 1086
- 01:13:21,559 --> 01:13:23,959
- Fossa ooh.
- 1087
- 01:13:25,496 --> 01:13:27,861
- Fossa aaahh.
- 1088
- 01:13:28,732 --> 01:13:30,495
- Come and get it.
- 1089
- 01:13:30,567 --> 01:13:31,591
- Fossa.
- 1090
- 01:13:44,281 --> 01:13:46,215
- - Take that.
- - Fossa ow!
- 1091
- 01:13:46,283 --> 01:13:48,717
- There's too many of them, skipper.
- 1092
- 01:13:48,785 --> 01:13:51,878
- It's been a real pleasure
- serving with you boys.
- 1093
- 01:13:57,627 --> 01:13:59,993
- Alex?
- 1094
- 01:14:00,062 --> 01:14:01,495
- That's my kill.
- 1095
- 01:14:01,564 --> 01:14:02,929
- Mine.
- 1096
- 01:14:08,671 --> 01:14:10,332
- Alex hungry.
- 1097
- 01:14:11,674 --> 01:14:13,198
- Alex eat.
- 1098
- 01:14:30,091 --> 01:14:31,422
- It's showtime.
- 1099
- 01:14:33,528 --> 01:14:35,257
- Thanks for not giving up on me.
- 1100
- 01:14:36,298 --> 01:14:40,199
- Man, you almost gave me a heart attack.
- You can't just come sneak up on me.
- 1101
- 01:14:40,267 --> 01:14:43,293
- Just because you're a lion...
- Let go of me. Let go of me.
- 1102
- 01:14:43,370 --> 01:14:46,771
- We're getting out of here.
- Guys, just go with me on this.
- 1103
- 01:14:46,840 --> 01:14:48,899
- Like I said, it's showtime.
- 1104
- 01:14:50,377 --> 01:14:51,571
- Mine.
- 1105
- 01:14:52,946 --> 01:14:54,277
- My kill.
- 1106
- 01:14:55,916 --> 01:14:57,577
- They're all mine.
- 1107
- 01:14:59,787 --> 01:15:01,720
- It's the king of the beasts! Oh, no!
- 1108
- 01:15:01,788 --> 01:15:03,779
- - Don't eat me!
- - He's big and scary!
- 1109
- 01:15:03,856 --> 01:15:07,257
- Fear me! Savagery
- beyond comprehension.
- 1110
- 01:15:07,327 --> 01:15:11,286
- - I am far too young to die!
- - You're a monster! A monster, I say!
- 1111
- 01:15:11,364 --> 01:15:13,855
- - And, you!
- - Me?
- 1112
- 01:15:17,937 --> 01:15:22,738
- Oh, you want some of this? Ooh!
- You better run for your lives.
- 1113
- 01:15:23,142 --> 01:15:26,269
- - Somebody call a cop!
- - He's psychotic!
- 1114
- 01:15:33,318 --> 01:15:36,082
- This is my territory.
- Understand?
- 1115
- 01:15:37,222 --> 01:15:41,283
- I never, ever want
- to see you on my turf again.
- 1116
- 01:15:47,998 --> 01:15:48,987
- Boo.
- 1117
- 01:15:51,902 --> 01:15:53,767
- Yeah! You the cat!
- 1118
- 01:15:55,272 --> 01:15:56,671
- Got my boy back!
- 1119
- 01:15:58,209 --> 01:15:59,608
- I did it!
- 1120
- 01:15:59,677 --> 01:16:03,704
- Give me some love! The plan worked!
- The plan worked! I'm very clever!
- 1121
- 01:16:03,781 --> 01:16:07,114
- I'm the one, baby! Come on.
- Time to robot.
- 1122
- 01:16:07,184 --> 01:16:09,345
- I am very clever king.
- 1123
- 01:16:10,121 --> 01:16:11,712
- I am super genius.
- 1124
- 01:16:11,788 --> 01:16:14,382
- I am robot king of the monkey things.
- 1125
- 01:16:14,457 --> 01:16:17,984
- - Compute, compute.
- - So, what's for lunch?
- 1126
- 01:16:20,363 --> 01:16:22,297
- - Close those eyes.
- - Why do I have to?
- 1127
- 01:16:22,365 --> 01:16:23,832
- - Do it.
- - They're closed.
- 1128
- 01:16:23,900 --> 01:16:25,765
- - Tighter.
- - Yes, sir.
- 1129
- 01:16:25,835 --> 01:16:27,564
- - No peeking.
- - They're closed.
- 1130
- 01:16:27,637 --> 01:16:29,400
- Rico.
- 1131
- 01:16:33,276 --> 01:16:34,333
- Hai.
- 1132
- 01:16:36,011 --> 01:16:37,205
- Open that hatch.
- 1133
- 01:16:38,147 --> 01:16:40,672
- Fire in the hole. Now chew.
- 1134
- 01:16:41,483 --> 01:16:44,077
- Chew like you mean it.
- Savor it.
- 1135
- 01:16:44,920 --> 01:16:46,683
- - And?
- - Well?
- 1136
- 01:16:46,755 --> 01:16:48,620
- Pretty good, right?
- 1137
- 01:16:48,690 --> 01:16:51,090
- There's always Plan B.
- 1138
- 01:16:52,761 --> 01:16:54,695
- This is better than steak.
- 1139
- 01:16:54,763 --> 01:16:56,526
- I love it. I love it!
- 1140
- 01:16:56,598 --> 01:16:58,588
- The kitty loves the fishy.
- 1141
- 01:17:01,369 --> 01:17:03,735
- Well, I propose a toast.
- 1142
- 01:17:03,805 --> 01:17:06,740
- Now, he may be a pain
- in the butt at times...
- 1143
- 01:17:06,808 --> 01:17:08,935
- And trust me, I know.
- 1144
- 01:17:09,010 --> 01:17:11,706
- But this cat proved
- to me without a doubt
- 1145
- 01:17:11,779 --> 01:17:14,213
- that his heart
- is bigger than his stomach.
- 1146
- 01:17:14,282 --> 01:17:16,079
- - To Alex.
- - To Alex.
- 1147
- 01:17:23,390 --> 01:17:24,948
- Enough! Stop it!
- 1148
- 01:17:26,760 --> 01:17:29,888
- What do you think?
- Should we head back to New York?
- 1149
- 01:17:29,963 --> 01:17:32,454
- I don't know. I mean,
- this is your dream.
- 1150
- 01:17:32,532 --> 01:17:34,523
- You sure you want to leave?
- 1151
- 01:17:34,601 --> 01:17:36,569
- I don't care where we are.
- 1152
- 01:17:36,636 --> 01:17:39,935
- As long as we're together,
- it doesn't matter to me.
- 1153
- 01:17:40,006 --> 01:17:41,633
- Well, in that case...
- 1154
- 01:17:41,708 --> 01:17:44,870
- Yo. Rico.
- I'll take 300 orders to go.
- 1155
- 01:17:44,944 --> 01:17:46,275
- Hai.
- 1156
- 01:17:46,345 --> 01:17:50,076
- But before you leave,
- I have an announcement to make.
- 1157
- 01:17:50,149 --> 01:17:53,118
- So shut up, everyone, please.
- Thank you.
- 1158
- 01:17:53,185 --> 01:17:57,747
- After much deep and profound
- brain things inside my head,
- 1159
- 01:17:57,823 --> 01:18:00,155
- I have decided to thank you
- 1160
- 01:18:00,226 --> 01:18:02,956
- for bringing peace to our home.
- 1161
- 01:18:03,028 --> 01:18:04,689
- And to make you feel good,
- 1162
- 01:18:04,763 --> 01:18:07,595
- I'm going to give you
- this lovely parting gift.
- 1163
- 01:18:07,665 --> 01:18:10,498
- No, I couldn't. Really,
- I can't take your crown.
- 1164
- 01:18:10,568 --> 01:18:13,059
- That's okay,
- I've got a bigger crown.
- 1165
- 01:18:13,137 --> 01:18:14,434
- It's got a gecko on it.
- 1166
- 01:18:14,506 --> 01:18:17,703
- Look at him shake.
- Go, Stevie, go!
- 1167
- 01:18:18,743 --> 01:18:18,810
- - Bye, little fuzzbuckets!
- - Thanks for everything!
- 1168
- 01:18:18,810 --> 01:18:21,574
- - Bye, little fuzzbuckets!
- - Thanks for everything!
- 1169
- 01:18:21,646 --> 01:18:23,136
- - So long!
- - Bye-bye, now.
- 1170
- 01:18:23,214 --> 01:18:24,806
- - Arrivederci.
- - Bye-bye.
- 1171
- 01:18:24,883 --> 01:18:27,545
- - Toodle-oo!
- - See you later, crocodile.
- 1172
- 01:18:27,619 --> 01:18:30,712
- Maurice, my arm is tired.
- Wave it for me.
- 1173
- 01:18:31,555 --> 01:18:33,819
- Faster, you naughty little monkey.
- 1174
- 01:18:33,891 --> 01:18:37,258
- By the time we get back to New York,
- it'll be the middle of winter.
- 1175
- 01:18:37,327 --> 01:18:39,352
- So I was just thinking, why rush?
- 1176
- 01:18:39,430 --> 01:18:42,360
- Maybe we could make
- a few side stops along the way.
- 1177
- 01:18:42,430 --> 01:18:44,830
- - Maybe Paris.
- - You just read my mind.
- 1178
- 01:18:44,900 --> 01:18:47,335
- - I was thinking Spain.
- - Run with the bulls.
- 1179
- 01:18:47,400 --> 01:18:50,170
- - What about Fiji?
- - Canada. Can we?
- 1180
- 01:18:50,240 --> 01:18:52,100
- Cheap meds.
- 1181
- 01:18:52,175 --> 01:18:54,870
- I wouldn't even mind
- coming back here sometime.
- 1182
- 01:18:54,945 --> 01:18:57,275
- - I could do that.
- - You could say that again.
- 1183
- 01:18:57,340 --> 01:19:00,315
- - Skipper?
- - I always wanted to go to Australia.
- 1184
- 01:19:00,380 --> 01:19:03,980
- Don't you think we should tell
- them that the boat's out of gas?
- 1185
- 01:19:04,055 --> 01:19:05,180
- Nah.
- 1186
- 01:19:05,255 --> 01:19:09,155
- Just smile and wave, boys.
- Smile and wave.
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