Her name is Garbage

Once upon a time there was a little albino girl named Lupa. She was so edgy that she had her own knife collection, just to drive the point home.
One night her father came to her after a delicious dinner of Pizza to ask her to take out the now empty pizza boxs. She was so full from the Italian delicacy that she had no fucks to give about the trash, so she simply responded by telling him to shove it up his ass.(edited)
But her father having none of it told her to throw it out, or she would lose tv privilege's for a week. Granted she could just torrent anything she wanted off the internet, but her sister had downloaded a virus on their shared laptop. Believing she could get free gift card by taking an online survey. Which was always bullshit.
With a tower of boxes in hand Lupa made her way out the backdoor, she could just chuck out onto the lawn, but then Lyra would get on her case and Liena would likely takeaway dinner for 2 nights. For her portly sister had done it before. So Lupa blindly wondered down the stairs to the recycling bin. With no free hand, she kicked the bin over. She didn't even know why they bothered recycling? The sun was eventually going to explode anyway.
Setting the boxes down she raised the bin back up and chucked each pizza box in one by one. Even though they say you should crush them down to leave room for more recycling, she still had no fucks to give. Though a fuck was found when the final box was in
the bin but the lid would not stay shut.
As she tried in vein to shut it, she heard the faint sound of something gurgling behind her. Believing it to be another one of her mother summoning looking for blood. She brandished her pocket and spun around to not a demon from the depths of hell. But a very tired looking Raccoon.
It didn't even flinch an inch as she pointed the blade, it didn't even seem to care. She tried to shoo it away but again, it did nothing but sit there in the freshly cut grass, staring. Always staring, not even blinking. She thought it was dead for minute until it finally got up and walked to recycle bin.
Not looking to catch rabies, she stepped away and watched as the wild animal attempted to climb the bin, only to Ascend an inch before falling on it tail. The poor thing could not climb, for it was too damn Thicc.
Seriously the thing was like was so bottom heavy she couldn't even see its feet, its folds simply rolled over them. And when she could see them they were like little burned tree branches. Surprising it could hold all that weight. Knowing it could not reach its trash, the raccoon slump against sadly clawing at it as if it was begging the receptacle to give up its treasure.
Lupa watched the creature lazily lay there. And while her job was done, she still stood there under the light backdoor porch. Telling herself to go inside and sleep off that pizza, but her body stood there watching and feeling a slight twist in her gut. As if she felt... pity for the critter. An alien feeling to young girl.
Wanting to feel normal again, she open the lid of the bin and opened one of the box on the top. There was still some pieces left, unfortunately it was pineapple and ham. Because Leia wanted to be experimental but not willing to actually eat the damn pizza.
Scraping off the topping and cheese. Lupa threw the slice onto the pavement. Almost on instinct the Raccoon fumbled off its back and grabbed the pizza putting some distance between it and Lupa. She didn't mind, her family was the same way whenever they got a slice.
Noticing there was two more, Lupa reached in and took the slices, she tried one of the pineapples and noted it wasn't that bad. Not that she'll ever tell anyone. But she knew she couldn't go inside with the pizza, so plopped down the backdoor step and began to eat one of the pieces as she kept the other one on her lap.
From the dark of the night she noticed a pair of yellow eyes staring at her in the dark. Curiously the eyes wondered into the light and it was the fat bottomed raccoon again.
Now seeing it clearly, she could tell it was young, probably still a baby or at least it looked kinda like a kitten. A fat kitten, a smelly fat kitten.
It gurgled again, almost as if it was trying to get her attention. It laid down on the cold cement. It was begging again and Lupa was tempted to punt the little thing. She almost did as she got up. But... she just threw the other slice of Pineapple and ham pizza off into grass. Watching run after it.
Despite her generosity her heart still felt a twang in it. Making her think about how defenseless the little hairball was. But she rationalized that it was only a wild animal, it didn't care about her, it only cared that she had food. And now it was gone.
Except that it wasn't as it walking on it hinds legs holding the pizza in its mouth and between its tiny little fingers. She watched as it waddled over to her wondering if it wanted the other one? But instead it actually threw the piece back onto her lap. Guessing that even animals that eat trash dont like this topping.
But instead she froze at the feeling of the plump little sinking it tiny claws into skirt as it hoisted itself onto her skirt. Scared of it biting her, she didn't move an inch. Watching as the Raccoon picked up the pizza again and slid its back into her skirt. Laying there comfortably as it ate the semi-cold slice.
Lupa had to admit, that did look comfortable. The little garbage muncher had made her skirt into a hammock.
Seeing that it wasn't looking to take a bite out of her, she ate her piece in peace, as the little animal ate with her. Keeping eachother warm in the dead of night.
Her father meanwhile was wondering where his most moody daughter had gone? Maybe she was on a smoke break, but even then he was still worried. But those thoughts faded with the sound of the backdoor opening. He wandered into kitchen to greet, but then jumped about inch off the ground and onto the kitchen table at the raccoon she was holding in her hands. He asked her why she had a wild animal in the house. And she said back.
"Her names Garbage. I'm keeping it."
Fin