Dry Bowser's Rabbid Rampage

Dry Bowser was running from a bunch of Rabbids who were all chasing him, the skeletal reptile chucking several of his bones back at the rabid rabbits as he was in the middle of the bustling Mushroom City, with it raining Rabbids as they were all falling from the dark starry sky above the packed mushroom metropolis.

"Yargh... what is with these raving rabbids...?" Dry Bowser questioned as he was bombarded by plungers, emerging from the pile as he kept on running, having some plungers still stuck on his bones. "They're driving me nuts! Sheesh! Is this what that disembodied fellow had to deal with?"

Looking forward, Dry Bowser was smashed into pieces by a hijacked green Wiggler buss, with the Rabbids having took control as they all laughed maniacally, dressed up like yellow Wigglers as they pointed at the scattered bones that went everywhere on the road, with several more hijacked vehicles running over the separated bones.

Dry Bowser: (as his skull goes tumbling about on the sidewalk) Great, this is exactly what I was hoping for, how swell...

Dry Bowser used his dark magic to reassemble himself, only to get several plungers in place of where his more fragile bones would be, much to his dismay as the Rabbids laughed at this, deciding to all pile onto the reptilian skeleton as they were having too much fun taking over the Mushroom City racecourse. Dry Bowser grumbled to himself as he hoped that he wouldn't have to deal with these bizarre bunnies again... oh how wrong would he turn out to be.