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  1. The pregnancy test results when my mum was pregnant with me <img class="twitter-emoji" src="https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v1/72x72/1f4af.png" draggable="false" alt="?" title="Hundred points symbol" aria-label="Emoji: Hundred points symbol
  2. Younis Khan axed: Misbah-ul-Haq distances himself from controversy: Karachi: Sep 28, 2014 Pakistan‘s <strong>Test</strong> and ... <a href="http://t.co/4eNvlgZkGt" rel="nofollow" dir="ltr" data-expanded-url="http://bit.ly/1uTPMyI" class="twitter-timeline-link" target="_blank" title="http://bit.ly/1uTPMyI" ><span class="tco-ellipsis
  3. Last day to pick up half price CDs, $2.50 "The Price" 7"s and $6.50 T-shirts from <strong>Test</strong> of Time spread the word plz! <a href="http://t.co/q2nMaMU6eN" rel="nofollow" dir="ltr" data-expanded-url="http://b9store.com/testoftime" class="twitter-timeline-link" target="_blank" title="http://b9store.com/testoftime" ><span class="tco-ellipsis
  4. Distance is just a <strong>test</strong> to see how far love can really go.
  5. If a teacher hands you the test back like this you know you failed <img class="twitter-emoji" src="https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v1/72x72/1f602.png" draggable="false" alt="?" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy
  6. This needs to trend so we can <strong>test</strong> our theory, to see if Niall notices this just bc of the word 'GOLF' <a href="/hashtag/NiallWeStoleYourGolfball?src=hash" data-query-source="hashtag_click" class="twitter-hashtag pretty-link js-nav" dir="ltr" ><s>#</s><b>NiallWeStoleYourGolfball</b></a>
  7. Spot The Virgin - <strong>Test</strong> <a href="http://t.co/rpvsxIXuOy" rel="nofollow" dir="ltr" data-expanded-url="http://pics-tvvitter.com/spot-the-virgin-test" class="twitter-timeline-link" target="_blank" title="http://pics-tvvitter.com/spot-the-virgin-test" ><span class="tco-ellipsis
  8. Brandon Marshall just took the field to <strong>test</strong> the ankle - did not practice all week
  9. Instead of browsing Twitter, you could be in the kitchen helping us <strong>test</strong> recipes. What are you waiting for? <a href="http://t.co/nPgxPQurvM" rel="nofollow" dir="ltr" data-expanded-url="http://f52.co/1okRCoG" class="twitter-timeline-link" target="_blank" title="http://f52.co/1okRCoG" ><span class="tco-ellipsis
  10. On this day in 1946 Majid Khan was born. He made nearly 4000 <strong>Test</strong> runs & once hit a <strong>Test</strong> 100 before lunch <a href="/hashtag/Cricket?src=hash" data-query-source="hashtag_click" class="twitter-hashtag pretty-link js-nav" dir="ltr" ><s>#</s><b>Cricket</b></a> <a href="http://t.co/Ob4fMhxKlo" class="twitter-timeline-link" data-pre-embedded="true" dir="ltr" >pic.twitter.com/Ob4fMhxKlo</a>
  11. Who's <a href="/planetjedward" class="twitter-atreply pretty-link" dir="ltr" ><s>@</s><b>planetjedward</b></a>'s biggest fan? Can you tell the difference between JOHN and EDWARD? <strong>Test</strong> yourselves: <a href="http://t.co/ewHUMKK2b8" rel="nofollow" dir="ltr" data-expanded-url="http://bit.ly/1DEjs9a" class="twitter-timeline-link" target="_blank" title="http://bit.ly/1DEjs9a" ><span class="tco-ellipsis
  12. "When a <strong>test</strong> comes to you, maybe through this trial, Allah has saved you from an even bigger trial."
  13. Unconventional Places to Find Ideas for Your Next A/B <strong>Test</strong> <a href="http://t.co/shf8VTNotZ" rel="nofollow" dir="ltr" data-expanded-url="http://buff.ly/1uP44AN" class="twitter-timeline-link" target="_blank" title="http://buff.ly/1uP44AN" ><span class="tco-ellipsis
  14. What Do You Think About The Gay <strong>Test</strong>? - Photo Album <a href="http://t.co/4bC02pBe2Q" rel="nofollow" dir="ltr" data-expanded-url="http://damnitstrue.me/gay-test-did-you-pass" class="twitter-timeline-link" target="_blank" title="http://damnitstrue.me/gay-test-did-you-pass" ><span class="tco-ellipsis
  15. It's strange how dreams get under your skin and give your heart a <strong>test</strong> for what's real and what's imaginary. <a href="http://t.co/GHiiXkIUwR" rel="nofollow" dir="ltr" data-expanded-url="http://bit.ly/wwBXER" class="twitter-timeline-link" target="_blank" title="http://bit.ly/wwBXER" ><span class="tco-ellipsis
  16. Israelis <strong>test</strong> first targeted multi-drug cancer therapy <a href="http://t.co/86Ep0iasZz" rel="nofollow" dir="ltr" data-expanded-url="http://dlvr.it/72h6vM" class="twitter-timeline-link" target="_blank" title="http://dlvr.it/72h6vM" ><span class="tco-ellipsis
  17. ME IN CLASS: Wait <img class="twitter-emoji" src="https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v1/72x72/1f610.png" draggable="false" alt="?" title="Neutral face" aria-label="Emoji: Neutral face
  18. Thanks to a chance meeting Layla is off to test drive a new sofa with a lurcher family today <img class="twitter-emoji" src="https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v1/72x72/1f604.png" draggable="false" alt="?" title="Smiling face with open mouth and smiling eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with open mouth and smiling eyes
  19. <a href="/hashtag/Packers?src=hash" data-query-source="hashtag_click" class="twitter-hashtag pretty-link js-nav" dir="ltr" ><s>#</s><b>Packers</b></a> to <strong>test</strong> rookie CB Kyle Fuller? "He looks like Peanut," said Aaron Rodgers. Bear Essentials <a href="http://t.co/TrK0JMmSrY" rel="nofollow" dir="ltr" data-expanded-url="http://trib.in/1rv0iO4" class="twitter-timeline-link" target="_blank" title="http://trib.in/1rv0iO4" ><span class="tco-ellipsis
  20. I took a pregnancy <strong>test</strong> after hearing zayns high note and well <a href="http://t.co/Xys42RGDhv" class="twitter-timeline-link" data-pre-embedded="true" dir="ltr" >pic.twitter.com/Xys42RGDhv</a>
  21. Waiting for the last 6 hours to pee for my 25th drug test of the year so far... Awesome <img class="twitter-emoji" src="https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v1/72x72/1f52b.png" draggable="false" alt="?" title="Pistol" aria-label="Emoji: Pistol
  22. How fast can you read? Take the <strong>test</strong> to find out <a href="http://t.co/rAlrqXKSRE" rel="nofollow" dir="ltr" data-expanded-url="http://i100.io/aNS4anP" class="twitter-timeline-link" target="_blank" title="http://i100.io/aNS4anP" ><span class="tco-ellipsis
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  25. Bucs QB Josh McCown will <strong>test</strong> injured thumb Monday, and if he chooses surgery, would miss 6+ weeks, per <a href="/AdamSchefter" class="twitter-atreply pretty-link" dir="ltr" ><s>@</s><b>AdamSchefter</b></a> <a href="http://t.co/p7zAw2jyQ0" rel="nofollow" dir="ltr" data-expanded-url="http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/11605127/tampa-bay-buccaneers-quarterback-josh-mccown-torn-thumb-ligament" class="twitter-timeline-link" target="_blank" title="http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/11605127/tampa-bay-buccaneers-quarterback-josh-mccown-torn-thumb-ligament" ><span class="tco-ellipsis
  26. When you bae wants you to go <strong>test</strong> together and she says Friday. Wena you wake up Monday and go <strong>test</strong>. Friday comes and iconfidence is high!
  27. Help us <strong>test</strong> recipes for our latest contest. It's a great excuse to get in the kitchen and try something new: <a href="http://t.co/nPgxPQurvM" rel="nofollow" dir="ltr" data-expanded-url="http://f52.co/1okRCoG" class="twitter-timeline-link" target="_blank" title="http://f52.co/1okRCoG" ><span class="tco-ellipsis
  28. Is there a simpler, more revealing personality <strong>test</strong> than whether a person fully reclines an airplane seat?
  29. If a teacher's salary is based on students <strong>test</strong> scores, teachers are forced to care more about students <strong>test</strong> scores than students. <a href="/hashtag/sunchat?src=hash" data-query-source="hashtag_click" class="twitter-hashtag pretty-link js-nav" dir="ltr" ><s>#</s><b>sunchat</b></a>
  30. <strong>Test</strong> your theatre knowledge: Theatrical Characters <a href="http://t.co/0RNp6VZRQd" rel="nofollow" dir="ltr" data-expanded-url="http://wos.im/1t2mwUd" class="twitter-timeline-link" target="_blank" title="http://wos.im/1t2mwUd" ><span class="tco-ellipsis
  31. "What I am saying is: wake the hell up." <a href="/murpharoo" class="twitter-atreply pretty-link" dir="ltr" ><s>@</s><b>murpharoo</b></a>'s cry to and for journalism. <a href="http://t.co/KNxBZIMDT3" rel="nofollow" dir="ltr" data-expanded-url="http://gu.com/p/4xqzy/tw" class="twitter-timeline-link" target="_blank" title="http://gu.com/p/4xqzy/tw" ><span class="tco-ellipsis
  32. Re Anjem Choudary: Free speech isn't only for people we agree with. The true <strong>test</strong> of free speech is allowing views we find odious. <a href="/IFEX" class="twitter-atreply pretty-link" dir="ltr" ><s>@</s><b>IFEX</b></a>
  33. 1695 Edmund Halley was "inspired" to <strong>test</strong> his own measurements of the 1682 comet against an elliptical orbit. <a href="http://t.co/dEMG9HG8zk" rel="nofollow" dir="ltr" data-expanded-url="http://pballew.blogspot.com/2014/09/on-this-day-in-math-september-28.html" class="twitter-timeline-link" target="_blank" title="http://pballew.blogspot.com/2014/09/on-this-day-in-math-september-28.html" ><span class="tco-ellipsis
  34. The American Bottlers Association did not want the FDA to approve Aspartame/Nutrasweet because of what the <strong>test</strong> reports showed.
  35. my favorite method of studying is crying a little and hoping for the best right before the <strong>test</strong> <a href="http://t.co/bTuzBzcJ30" class="twitter-timeline-link" data-pre-embedded="true" dir="ltr" >pic.twitter.com/bTuzBzcJ30</a>
  36. Teacher: You failed the <strong>test</strong>.
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  38. Student: You failed to educate me.
  39. Police dog <strong>test</strong> on self control <a href="http://t.co/IL3iHCD8ot" class="twitter-timeline-link" data-pre-embedded="true" dir="ltr" >pic.twitter.com/IL3iHCD8ot</a>
  40. Congrat <a href="/Gonein60minutes" class="twitter-atreply pretty-link" dir="ltr" ><s>@</s><b>Gonein60minutes</b></a> Lisa for your 2nd place today. Can't wait to see you on the vo2 test! <img class="twitter-emoji" src="https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v1/72x72/1f44d.png" draggable="false" alt="?" title="Thumbs up sign" aria-label="Emoji: Thumbs up sign
  41. Video: Consumer Reports puts Apple’s <a href="/hashtag/BendGate?src=hash" data-query-source="hashtag_click" class="twitter-hashtag pretty-link js-nav" dir="ltr" ><s>#</s><b>BendGate</b></a> to the <strong>test</strong> <a href="http://t.co/4z6zZK5ZxD" rel="nofollow" dir="ltr" data-expanded-url="http://for.tn/1rsXr79" class="twitter-timeline-link" target="_blank" title="http://for.tn/1rsXr79" ><span class="tco-ellipsis
  42. <strong>Test</strong> up........
  43. There'll come a time, when ur limits will be put to the <strong>test</strong> <a href="/subha22byseven" class="twitter-atreply pretty-link" dir="ltr" ><s>@</s><b>subha22byseven</b></a> <a href="/osquieroatodas" class="twitter-atreply pretty-link" dir="ltr" ><s>@</s><b>osquieroatodas</b></a> <a href="/MostlyBJs" class="twitter-atreply pretty-link" dir="ltr" ><s>@</s><b>MostlyBJs</b></a> <a href="/taniahotshy" class="twitter-atreply pretty-link" dir="ltr" ><s>@</s><b>taniahotshy</b></a> <a href="http://t.co/HWmOXiQKc2" class="twitter-timeline-link" data-pre-embedded="true" dir="ltr" >pic.twitter.com/HWmOXiQKc2</a>
  44. A dye has been discovered that can be boiled for many hours without changing colour. I challenge any of my followers to pass a similar <strong>test</strong>.
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