You and the stranger both like r9k.

You: ohey

Stranger: You have Aspergers.

Stranger: Do you know what this means?

You: No and I don't care

You: I have anti-social personality disorder, way better

Stranger: Oh, but I think you do.

Stranger: No you don't.

You: true shit

You: diagnosis and everything

Stranger: Anti-social personality disorder isn't an excuse to be a lonely fuck.

You: but I'm not

Stranger: Self-diagnosis, I bet.

You: nope, legitimate

Stranger: So why are you on /r9k/?

You: the question is, why are you?

Stranger: Trolling asspies.

Stranger: Why else?

You: Somewhat the same

You: My reason is pretend to be a friend and then leave so to reinforce loneliness amongst dorks

Stranger: Are you experienced in trolling asspies?

You: perhaps

You: it isn't that hard

Stranger: Explain the psychology of an asspie.

You: From what I've seen it's an asocial loser who can't do common things most people can

You: some clumsy as fuck, some abnormally reserved

You: or never shuts the fuck up

You: ever

Stranger: That is a fairly accurate description of a phase 1 asspie.

You: never want to endure a phase 2

Stranger: However, you don't realize that they're all the same.

Stranger: They have no personality besides their affliction.

You: bless me with your understanding

Stranger: What do you want to know?

You: what the next step of assburgers is like

Stranger: Phase 2 happens when the asspie realizes he is an annoying fuck and gets depressed.

Stranger: Sort of.

You: oh boy this will be good

Stranger: However, the asspie is still stupid, so he just mopes about it and attention whores on the internet.

Stranger: Can be trolled in the same fashion as phase 1.

You: sweet jesus that's most of r9k

Stranger: Phase 2 begins the asspie's path to enlightenment and a chance at normality.

Stranger: Most never leave phase 1, and remain the exact same as they were when they were 9.

Stranger: And 9 year olds are easy to troll.

You: !

Stranger: What?

You: startling

Stranger: What part?

You: everything

You: about these faggots

Stranger: I see.

Stranger: Once the asspie reaches phase 2, he will eventually reach phase 3.

You: go on

Stranger: In phase 2, the asspie will not suicide.

Stranger: Or at least has a very small chance of doing so.

Stranger: Phase 3 is when the asspie realizes he is being stupod and has always been stupid, and then decided

Stranger: Decides not to be stupid anymore.

Stranger: Of course, he knows he will always be stupid.

Stranger: He'll just try to be less stupid.

You: then what?

Stranger: As far as I know, that's it.

You: does it just blunder around aimlessly?

Stranger: Phase 3s cannot be trolled, nor should they.

You: you can do it

Stranger: Elaborate-

Stranger: No.

Stranger: It's impossible.

You: nothing is

Stranger: Ignore the hyphen.

You: okay

Stranger: At some point in phase 3, the asspie will simply stop giving shits.

You: everything can break

Stranger: Which will help in fixing his many problems.

Stranger: If you have any ideas on how to troll them, by all means, tell me.

You: my method always works and should in this case

Stranger: Well?

You: I find something someone is attached to and fuck with it, can be either something physical or emotional, latter is something like laugh at their dead family, repeat this the entire time while enforcing other things like them being nothing, etc.

You: did the same thing for years back in HS

You: never failed me

Stranger: I see,

You: as I said earlier everything can break so long as the right crack is found, none are immune

You: but fuck, was fun harassing based on dead family

Stranger: Oh, there are some things I forgot to mention.

You: oh boy

Stranger: At some point between 17-20 years old, the asspie will no longer have a chance to enter phase 2, and by extention, phase 3.

You: what's an adult aspie like?

Stranger: They will be lolcows for the rest of their lives, as far as I know.

Stranger: About the same as a teenage phase 1 asspie.

You: nothing forever

Stranger: Most likely live with their mother.

You: what inspired you to partake in the aspie hunt, by the way?

Stranger: I was bored, and I decided to troll some asspies.

Stranger: Being a phase 3 asspie myself, it didn't seem too hard.

You: ?!?!?!?!?!

You: hold the fucking phone

Stranger: Honestly, how did you think I knew all of this?

You: good point

You: doesn't make you think of what you were like before, though?

Stranger: If I look up some psychological profiles of asspies, I probably won't even get anything as extensive as this.

Stranger: I try to block it out.

Stranger: It's working, so far.

Stranger: I can barely remember elementary school, and I'm 14.

You: ...14?

Stranger: One kid seem like he wants to murder me and I don't even remember him at all.

Stranger: Yes.

Stranger: Btw, usually phase 2 happens at 13.

You: interesting

You: ever think you would grow out of hating aspies?

Stranger: No.

You: btw how's it going being a freshman or whatever?

Stranger: And I would probably have a slight prejudice against people with my name, too.

Stranger: It's going well, considering my previous years.

You: ever take on any of the older kids in school?

Stranger: I can't fight for shit.

You: I can't either but have unrivaled fury

Stranger: I know how to take someone out, but knowing myself, I'd screw it up in some way.

Stranger: As a result of giving 0 shits, I never get mad.

You: I have no knowledge and usually forget every time I'm attacking someone, never lost

You: 0 shits forever

Stranger: Are you sure you give 0 shits?

You: yeah, see my diagnosis from earlier

You: nothing really matters to me

---not important---

You: well shit I have to go, and would like to say you're a fucking moron for classifying assburgers so distinctly while having it yourself, it really shows. Also remember "My reason is pretend to be a friend and then leave so to reinforce loneliness amongst dorks"? it's in effect right now and you didn't notice at all, and spot on since you have assburgers

You: tl;dr enjoy assburgers you lonely faggot

You: 14 lol

You have disconnected.