<Sega> You cough up a small electronic-looking device. You can feel air flowing more freely through your throat... and perhaps your vocal chords, too.
<@Whimbrel> Voice working?
<@Whimbrel> If yes, thank the nice lady
<@Whimbrel> Also throw that away I'm gussing
<@Whimbrel> *guessing
<loddite> nono
<loddite> keep it
<loddite> for science
<@Whimbrel> Buh
<@Whimbrel> I'm pretty sure it's like
<@Whimbrel> A tracker or something
<loddite> nono
<loddite> keep it
<@Whimbrel> ...Examine object first
<@Whimbrel> THEN THROW IT
<loddite> into a bag
<loddite> that you take with you
<loddite> for science
<@Whimbrel> ...You /really/ want to keep a tracking device
<@Whimbrel> REALLY?
<loddite> yes
<@Whimbrel> R.E.A.L.L.Y.
<loddite> maybe you can reverse engineer it
<loddite> and use it to track THEM
<@Whimbrel> We don't want to track them
<loddite> why not
<@Whimbrel> We want to get away from them
<loddite> right
<loddite> and tracking them will help us do that
<loddite> so take it with you
<@Whimbrel> Tracking device--Emits a signal
<@Whimbrel> It doesn't DETECT signals
<loddite> well
<@Whimbrel> It can't DETECT where signal DETECTORS are
<loddite> maybe you could reverse engineer it
<@Whimbrel> Even if you "reverse engineer it"
<loddite> so that it does that
<@Whimbrel> It simply does not work that way
<loddite> well if you reverse engineer it you can reverse the signal
<loddite> and then track them
<@Whimbrel> Think of it this way
<@Whimbrel> The tracker is cheese
<@Whimbrel> No wait
<@Whimbrel> The tracking DEVICE is cheese
<loddite> okay
<@Whimbrel> And the tracker is a NOSE
<@Whimbrel> You cannot turn CHEESE into a NOSE
<loddite> you can make a nose sculpture out of cheese
<@Whimbrel> IT DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY NO MATTER WHAT HOLLYWOOD SAYS
<loddite> and if it's detailed enough
<loddite> it can function like a nose
<Sega> cheese does smell
<loddite> take the device for science
<@Whimbrel> Leave the device for science
<loddite> reverse engineer it and use it to track them
<loddite> no, take it srs it's important
<Sega> a third opinion?
<@Whimbrel> No, it's important to throw it AWAY.
<loddite> AWAY into a satchel
<loddite> that you take with you
<loddite> Sega okay flip a coin
<@Whimbrel> No wait
<@Whimbrel> I'm asking PEOPLE WHO AREN'T CRAZY
<loddite> who's crazy
<@Whimbrel> You
<loddite> I'm not crazy
<loddite> these are good ideas
<loddite> you're just mad you didn't think of them first
<ProfessorLizzard> Throw away
<loddite> reverse engineer the signal
<loddite> and track them
<loddite> aw ProfessorLizzard you're no fun :(
<ProfessorLizzard> To reverse engineer it
<ProfessorLizzard> you need to be an engineer
<loddite> well
<loddite> what if you are
<loddite> or the girl is
<@Whimbrel> No you're outvoted
<loddite> or she has some in her employ
<ProfessorLizzard> I don't think our character could do that at the current mindstate:V
<loddite> fine but
<loddite> the next time we find a tracker
<loddite> you can bet we're reverse engineering that sucker
<@Whimbrel> Shut up
<@Whimbrel> That's not how science works
<loddite> Are you a scientist
<Sega> You drop the device. The girl holds out a hand to you, or rather, towards the hairbrush.
<@Whimbrel> Yes
<@Whimbrel> Now shut up
<Sega> "May I?"
<@Whimbrel> Give her the hairbrush
<loddite> no wait
<loddite> what if it's a tracker
<loddite> you don't want them finding the girl
<@Whimbrel> If it's a tracker she'll probably throw it away
<loddite> how will she know though
<@Whimbrel> She seems better at this than we are
<loddite> it looks like a hair brush
<@Whimbrel> SHE WILL LOOK
<loddite> but maybe it's not
<loddite> WHAT IF SHE'S DUMB
<@Whimbrel> GAWD we are trying to co-operate with her if she wants the hairbrush just give her the hairbrush!
<loddite> I woudn't trust anything you got from these people
<loddite> throw it all away
<@Whimbrel> ....Give her the stupid hairbrush.
<@Whimbrel> And drop the security tag thing, you don't need it anymore
<loddite> it's probably a traker anyways
<Sega> it's also lord english
<Sega> ^NOT CANON
<@Whimbrel> xD
<loddite> wait wait how do we know we should trust this girl
<@Whimbrel> She's helping us!
<loddite> I say we go off into the woods on our own
<loddite> well yeah it looks like that but
<@Whimbrel> THERE ARE NO WOODS
<loddite> maybe she wants to use us
<@Whimbrel> THIS IS A DESERT
<loddite> oh right
<loddite> go off into the desert then
<loddite> I dunno I don't trust her
<@Whimbrel> If she later double crosses us, whatever, for now, we trust her
<loddite> whatever??
<loddite> we could die!
<@Whimbrel> WHATEVER
<loddite> I don't think it's safe
<@Whimbrel> You can't jsut not trust anyone ever!
<loddite> we should verify her identity first
<@Whimbrel> The story wouldn't advance and you would SUCK ASS
<@Whimbrel> WE DON'T EVEN KNOW OUR OWN IDENTITY
<loddite> what if the story ended up being about the life of a hermit
<loddite> that's interesting
<@Whimbrel> It would suck and no it's not
<loddite> I mean there were like no other people in hatchet
<Sega> You pass over the brush, despite concerns about whether it not it might be a tracker. To your surprise, she uses it to brush your hair out of your face, which brings a smile to hers. Come to think of it... you still haven't seen your own face at all.
<loddite> and it was a good book
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<loddite> >feel your own face
<Godbot> I'm told my help is needed?
<@Whimbrel> Naw, leave it be
<@Whimbrel> :D
<GeneralMister> Hello?
<loddite> hi
<@Whimbrel> You pass over the brush, despite concerns about whether it not it might be a tracker. To your surprise, she uses it to brush your hair out of your face, which brings a smile to hers. Come to think of it... you still haven't seen your own face at all.
<@Whimbrel> Said Sega
<GeneralMister> >find mirror
<loddite> but yeah
<loddite> feel your face
<@Whimbrel> Girl + You: Run off into the desert. Find shelter/civilization
<@Whimbrel> Who cares about your face
<loddite> I still say leave the girl
<@Whimbrel> Your face is a mystery and shall remain so
<loddite> He does!
<loddite> What if he's ugly!
<GeneralMister> Are we female or male?
<Godbot> you kiss the girl this instant
<@Whimbrel> Male
<@Whimbrel> She's been helping us
<GeneralMister> Look deep into the girl's eyes.
<loddite> don't kiss the girl
<loddite> she's a traitor
<Godbot> kiss her
<Godbot> do it
<GeneralMister> and she our face in her eyes.
<@Whimbrel> Kiss on the cheek, don't want to be too forward
<loddite> she's got a tracker
<Godbot> no
<loddite> SHE IS A TRACKER!
<@Whimbrel> No she doesn't shut up
<loddite> :O
<Godbot> just make out with her
<Godbot> don't say a word
<GeneralMister> (tracker?)
<loddite> tracker
<GeneralMister> sloppy makeouts
<Godbot> (I have no idea what's going on here)
<loddite> yeah
<loddite> sloppy makeouts FTW
<@Whimbrel> We have magnet powers
<GeneralMister> (is it normal for us to be confused?)
<@Whimbrel> She just threw a metal door at a helicopter
<Godbot> okay
<loddite> the magnet powers are a tracker
<Godbot> start over
<Godbot> what is going on?
<@Whimbrel> We woke up in a lab and then broke out
<loddite> okay so
<Godbot> also who is playing?
<loddite> there's a tracker see
<GeneralMister> Kay. lab.
<@Whimbrel> ^We are currently in the desert after breaking out
<GeneralMister> Kay. desert.
<loddite> and we got rid of a tracker
<@Whimbrel> It's not a "who is playing"
<Godbot> who's "we"?
<Godbot> who's the tracker?
<@Whimbrel> We control thos guy
<loddite> the girl is the tracker
<@Whimbrel> Who has magnet powers
<Godbot> loddite is banned from explaining anything
<@Whimbrel> THE GIRL IS NOT A TRACKER SHUT UP
<Godbot> I hereby forbid it
<Godbot> you are going to stop
<Godbot> and let Whimbrel explain.
<@Whimbrel> The girl just found a tracker on us
<loddite> phooey
<Godbot> mm.
<GeneralMister> I see.
<Godbot> like, a tracking device?
<@Whimbrel> Yes
<GeneralMister> well, then
<Godbot> where did she come from?
<GeneralMister> >destroy the tracker
<Iririri> >Take your shirt off >:3
<@Whimbrel> The lab
<loddite> yeah!
<Godbot> does she have a tracking device on her, then?
<loddite> yes
<@Whimbrel> She just sort of showed up after we started getting shot at
<@Whimbrel> I assume she removed hers
<loddite> SUSPICIOUS
<Godbot> I'd trust her
<loddite> I wouldn't
<Godbot> shut up
<Godbot> here's why you can trust her
<@Whimbrel> And then she crushed the security guys skulls in so we could escape
<GeneralMister> >  trust the girl. but keep in mind you don't know much about her.
<Godbot> she pointed out the tracking device to you
<Godbot> the one you didn't have to know about
<Godbot> if she was a traitor, she would've just left you to figure that out
<Godbot> and then innocently said "oh, hey, I didn't know about it either"
<loddite> maybe she's just putting us in a false sense of security
<Godbot> bullshit
<GeneralMister> Or maybe. just maybe.
<loddite> so she can double-cross us later
<@Whimbrel> Why did she help us break out in the first place idiot
<Godbot> she'd be in a better position if she let you keep the tracking device
<Godbot> loddite you're an idiot
<ProfessorLizzard> The girl also killed 5 people who were shooting at us with rubber bullets
<GeneralMister> we should stop focusing on that part.
<loddite> Whimbrel because she works for the other side!
<Godbot> who's playing, anyway?
<GeneralMister> and let Whimbrel continue on with the story.
<loddite> you can't trust nobody out in the desert
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