S13 - Wesker Speaker

”Juri, you realize you could probably take Wesker in a fight, right?"

Juri perked up at this tidbit of info. Sure, she had always known it, but hearing it out loud had that extra little ring to it.

Wesker clenched his jaw in frustration. "You wouldn't dare, you fool."

Joe Rogan continued, his voice brimming with an optimistic delight. "Yeah, looking at the tale of the tape, you could probably rock his shit. I can run the numbers if you want, I got whatever weird shit they use to calculate the odds in Vegas."

Wesker quickly drew his Samurai Edge, firing a perfect shot into the speaker in the far corner of the room. "Insolent worm…”

A speaker on the other side of the room clicked to life. “This dude didn’t even realize there were other speakers, you could whup his ass!”

- Season 13, Round 4, /u/RobstahTheLobstah