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  1. Frederick: Excuse me, milady...but are you doing your own laundry?
  2. Corrin: Yes, I thought I'd give it a try! ...It's not going very well.
  3. Frederick: Is that so? Here, let me have a look. So...with thick clothing, try folding it like this as you rinse.
  4. Corrin: Ahh...that works so much better! It's the first time I've done laundry, I'm afraid. I've always just left it to Flora or Felicia... Or Camilla, if she was visiting. But I thought I should take it upon myself to learn household basics like this.
  5. Frederick: I take it Flora and Felicia were your retainers?
  6. Corrin: Actually, they were primarily maids. Strictly speaking, Jakob was my retainer. And I've almost forgotten Gunter...a knight, and a mentor of sorts. ...Yeah. So you can see, I'd love to learn how to be a bit more independent.
  7. Frederick: Well, I'd be happy to share my knowledge with you, Princess Corrin.
  8. Corrin: Great! So, what's first?
  9. Frederick: Well...we could spend a bit more time mastering the art of laundry...
  10. Corrin: Oh, there's an art to it? Hah! Very well, teach me!
  11. Frederick: Certainly. Now, stain removal is a key skill for any wartime launderer. Begin by wetting the stain with water, and then pinch and rub it. Go on--give it a try.
  12. Corrin: Rub the stain with my finger...like this? It's not doing anything...
  13. Frederick: Try using your whole hand, like this. You see?
  14. Corrin: Hmm. It's harder than it looks. Like this?
  15. Frederick: Here, let me demonstrate once more. Like this.
  16. Corrin: Wow! It's already gone! Are you sure you're not using some kind of spell?
  17. Frederick: Would that I could. No, this is the result of ordinary practice.
  18. Corrin: All right, let me give it another try with this one. Oh, wait... You've already removed all the stains!
  19. Frederick: And thus concludes your lesson.
  20. Corrin: But, Frederick...you did it all yourself. I'm not sure I learned anything.
  21. Frederick: My apologies. The next time you need a stain removed, let's try again.
  22. Corrin: It's a deal. See you later, Frederick!
  23. Frederick: Erm, pardon me, milady, but you've piqued my curiosity. Tell me more of your retainers' duties.
  24. Corrin: Well, sure. What is it you'd like to know?
  25. Frederick: Anything. I may be able to teach you something that will surprise them.
  26. Corrin: Ha! Assuming I ever get the hang of your first lesson... But what am I saying? With you as a teacher, I know I'm in good hands. Thanks again, Frederick. I'm really lucky to have a friend like you.
  27. Frederick: It is my honor to serve you, milady. Now then, let's find something to stain this garment with, and resume our lesson.
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