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- Zorana: I'm the kind of girl that likes to think things through.
- Rhythm: Since when?
- Rhythm: I once saw you eat a marshmallow that was still on fire.
- Rhythm: I've gathered all of you here today because I need to get something off of my chest.
- Zorana: Is it your shirt? Please say yes.
- Opal: It's a joke. I was insulting her. You know, flirting.
- Marshall: Hey, would you help me out? I’m very gay, I’d like a few dollars
- Zed: Why do you just assume I’m not gonna be helpful?
- Zorana: Because you’re a dickwad
- Zed: But I’m your dickwad
- Sunitha: Hi, I’m here to ruin everything.
- Zorana: Y'know what, Jax? You're pretty cool.
- Jax: The cooliest?
- Zorana: Don't ruin it.
- Zorana: Being an old time doctor seems fun.
- Zorana: Just drunk as hell, "Yeah you got ghosts in your blood, you should do some cocaine about it."
- Jax: I don’t know how much you know about space, but for me, I’m a master. Ask me anything about space.
- Zed: Is it big?
- Jax: Probably.
- Desaul: Deax, my old friend.
- Deax: I think you tried to kill me at some point.
- Desaul: That was obviously just my way of getting to know you.
- Riiko: Well, what do you like to do?
- Jax: I like……….
- Jax: Cats!!!
- Riiko: Okay, that is a fair opinion but cats aren’t actually an activity or anything.
- Valeriya: Jax? I thought you died.
- Jax: Yeeeeeaaaaah, but I'm okay now.
- Zed: I just know, before this is over, I’m gonna need a whole lot of serious therapy. Look at my eye twitchin’.
- Jax: I finally figured out why you’re so depressed all the time, you have updog.
- Rhythm: What’s updog?
- Jax: ZED GET YOUR BUTT IN HERE I TOLD YOU I COULD DO IT!
- Zorana: …Would you fuck a clone of yourself?
- Opal: Yes
- Zed: No
- Unk: I don’t want to fuck my clone because it would be gay sex and i’m not gay
- Falar: I’m not gay but i would totally fuck my clone
- Marshall: I’m gay, but I still don’t want to fuck my clone, that’s gross and weird
- Pyra: It’s basically the same as masturbating, right? So no big deal
- Jax: It’s not the same as masturbating; it’d be like having sex with your twin. Wrong and bad!
- Nehemia: I don’t want to fuck my clone because my self-loathing is THAT strong
- Holly: I’d totally fuck my clone because I want to know if I’m good in bed
- Desaul: To be honest, fucking my clone has always been my fantasy
- Cyndra: I’d fuck my clone because who would know better how to fuck ME than ME?
- Spirit: I’d totally do all sorts of weird things to my clone I’d be embarrassed to ask someone else to do
- Rhythm: I would not have sex with my clone because what if my clone is evil
- Windfall: Not only would I have sex with my clone, I’d probably make a bunch of clones and just get it on with all of them at once because that’s how pro-clone fucking I am.
- Riiko: You guys are nasty and I’m, frankly, a little concerned
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