"It is Monday so I am operating under the established local definition of 1 second per second although I have noticed an alarming increase in the number of violations of this speed including most human people the moon the sun the donuts and the other moon. This immediate group not including mineself is operating at approximately 46 per cent."

"So 7416 himself is still unaffected. I have a hypothesis. Would several people please step outside of the safe radius?" the doctor continued, adjusting her glasses with one hand in a motion that signified pure professionalism.