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- Van Jones: ICE's Actions 'a Lot More Inconvenient' than Airport Issues
- Dem Rep. Smith: Both Sides Want to Fund TSA, Dems Don't Want to Fund ICE
- Schumer: SAVE America Act 'Despicable,' Trump Wants to 'Cheat'
- Booker: Trump Running Iran with 'Monumental Strategic Stupidity'
- Judge Blocks RFK Jr., CDC's Changes of Child Vaccine Recommendations
- Sen. Ossoff Opposes SAVE America Act Despite Strong Support in Georgia
- Merkley: We Have 'Significant Leverage' on Cuba Now, I Like Obama's Policy
- Comey Recalls Singing Beyoncé Song During 2016 FBI ‘Sandcastles’ Briefing
- Raskin: GOP Based on Voter Suppression, Gerrymandering, Disenfranchisement
- D.C. Mayor 'Disappointed' over Teen Takeover in Navy Yard
- Fans Shocked at the Trash Left by Climate Change-Pushing Celebs after Oscar
- Trump Taps Vance to Lead Anti-Fraud Task Force
- Trump: Iran Military ‘Obliterated’ — Regime Wants Deal but ‘Not Ready Yet’
- Trump Says He Doesn't Want Wars: 'Want Wars Less Than Almost Anybody'
- Establishment & Liberal Media Lie About Vance's Whereabouts amid Iran War
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- Schumer: SAVE America Act ‘Despicable’
- Trump Wants to ‘Cheat’ in Midterms
- Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer, D-N.Y., speaks during the Senate Democrat policy lun
- Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer (D-NY) called the SAVE America Act “one of the most despicable pieces of legislation” he has seen ahead of the bill being brought to the floor for a vote this week.
- Schumer: SAVE America Act ‘Despicable,’ Trump Wants to ‘Cheat’ in Midterms
- Schumer: SAVE America Act 'Despicable,' Trump Wants to 'Cheat'
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- Trump: Iran’s Military ‘Literally Obliterated’ — Officials ‘Want to Make a Deal’ as Lea
- Trump: Iran Military ‘Obliterated’ — Regime Wants Deal but ‘Not Ready Yet’
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- Clyburn: SAVE Act Not About Voter ID, ‘This Is About Suppressing the Vote’
- Clyburn: SAVE Act Not About Voter ID, 'This Is About Suppressing the Vote'
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- Trump: Iran Wants Ceasefire but ‘Terms Aren’t Good Enough’ — Questions Whether Mojtaba
- Trump: Iran Ready for Ceasefire Talks but Says Terms Still Not Good Enough
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- **Livewire** Operation Epic Fury Day Sixteen: Trump Warns ‘Bad Future’ for NATO if Alli
- **Livewire** Operation Epic Fury Day Sixteen
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- Comey Recalls Singing Beyoncé Song During 2016 FBI ‘Sandcastles’ Briefing
- Comey Recalls Singing Beyoncé Song During 2016 FBI ‘Sandcastles’ Briefing
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- Oscars 2026: Jimmy Kimmel Mocks Melania Trump, Bashes CBS for Canceling Stephen Colbert Show
- Oscars 2026: Jimmy Kimmel Bashes CBS for Canceling Colbert Show
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- Trump’s Chief of Staff Susie Wiles Diagnosed with Early-Stage Breast Cancer
- Trump's Chief of Staff Susie Wiles Diagnosed with Early-Stage Breast Cancer
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- ‘I Think It’s Terrible’: President Trump’s Extreme Disappointment In ‘
- 'It's Terrible': President Trump's Disappointment In 'Oldest Ally' Britain
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- Fans Shocked at the Piles of Trash Left by Climate Doom-Pushing Hollywood Celebrities After Oscars
- Fans Shocked at the Trash Left by Climate Change-Pushing Celebs after Oscar
- (Black) Bronx charter school teacher busted for beating student who kept $4G he gave the teen to buy a pound of pot
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- Man fatally shot in the head in Harlem in broad daylight - by black male
- Black Sports: NFLer asks cops to ‘take a s–t,’ gets arrested for DUI, loses job
- (Black) Dad Faces Charges After New Jersey Kindergartner Brings Heroin Packs to School: Police
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- The dunnock (Prunella modularis) is a small passerine bird in the accentor family, Prunellidae. It is native to much of temperate Europe and parts of southwest Asia, including the Caucasus, northern Iran and Lebanon, and is also widely distributed in New Zealand after being introduced there in the 19th century. The dunnock inhabits lowland environments such as woodlands, shrubs, hedgerows and gardens, where it usually feeds on the ground. About 14 centimetres (5.5 in) long, it has a streaked brown back and grey head, a fine pointed bill, and produces a thin, tinkling song and a shrill tseep call. Dunnocks build nests low in bushes or conifers and typically lay three to five unspotted blue eggs. Their breeding system is variable, with different combinations of males and females sometimes sharing parental care.
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