dxd items brainstorm

Random DxD item ideas. I've only ever seen the anime, so I'm likely not including a bunch of cool stuff.

Jumpchan brand otaku alarm clock [100 cp, discount drop in]
	like the one Issei has in the anime, but it can be set to have ANYONE as the VA and to have any anime stereotype lines. A must have for anyone that wants to be woken up by Morgoth telling them "I-its not like I want you to wake up, b-baka"
Otaku stash [200 cp, discount drop in]
	Literally limitless amounts of doujins, posters, plastic models, and any and all otaku paraphernalia. By default centered around Oppai, but can be changed to other fetishes (if you're some kind of faget) or even non-porn related subjects like magical girls, super robots, or jumper's adventures. Seriously though, choose Oppai. Objectively best choice.
Legendary Oppai jumper [200 cp, discount drop in] (alternate 200 cp item)
	Your adventures get turned into a children's TV show. Appears as an actual show in-setting. Updates in future jumps.
Renovated Apartment [400 cp, discount drop in]
	Swanky pad like the Gremorys made for Issei's parents.
Training mountain of GAINS [600 cp, discount drop in]
	Increases effectiveness of training, people like Tannin show up to mentor you in whatever you're training in and generally put you through hellish training from hell. Untamed wilderness filled with monsters and other gribblies makes for rough living, though.


Gendo brand glasses [100 cp, discount ordinary student]
	Give you a look of refined intellectualism, on command can be made to give off a dramatic reflection, giving you a MENACING aura. ゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴ
Magical girl jumperchan [200 cp, discount ordinary student]
	Surprisingly comfortable. While wearing it people ignore your eccentricities. You could actually become something like your faction's diplomat despite dressing and acting like a children's cartoon character. Alternatively has a Maou Sentai Satan Rangers and Maid outfit version if magical girls aren't your thing.
Chess set [400 cp, discount ordinary student]
	Very fancy. Forces both parties to fulfill any gamble made on a game's outcome. Prevents cheating and doesn't actually help you make them accept the gamble in the first place, though.
The Jumper Institute [600 cp, discount ordinary student]
	Ivy league school, owned by jumper. Very famous. Can be muggle school like Kuoh Academy, or teach any teachable skill jumper knows.


Demonic contract flyer [100 cp, discount neophyte]
	With a little bit magic applied to the symbol on this flyer, a devil will appear to form a contract to accomplish whatever task you have in mind. Reasonable rates.
A familiar familiar [200 cp, discount neophyte]
	An adorable gribbly to act as your servant. Useless in a fight, but can take on human form to accomplish simple tasks for you. Counts as a follower. Comes with a handy book detailing how to bind similar creatures to other people.
Jumper's bolthole? [400 cp, discount neophyte]
	Whenever you need it, there's a conveniently placed dilapidated church in whatever city you're in. Not exactly comfortable quarters, but you'll always find provisions in them, and have a ready place to lie low.
Azazel's notes?? [600 cp, discount neophyte]
	Deciphering the scribbled notes interspersed with beer stains, lipstick smudges and messily scrawled phone numbers will allow jumper to place willing entities into a physical object to act as something akin to a sacred gear. Finding out how to imprison unwilling entities into ethereal soul add-ons is left as an exercise for the jumper.


Noble Title [100 cp, discount noble]
	Doesn't do much on it's own, but people will recognize that you are some form of noble, and treat you as such.
[200 cp, discount noble]
Occult Jumper Club [400 cp, discount noble]
	Opulently furnished clubhouse, has small library with basic information on occult factions and magic. As well as a pantry and mini-fridge that regularly restock with sugary snacks. And all the teas. ALL OF THEM.
Jumper Territory [600 cp, discount noble]
	Jumper owned hereditary territory with accompanying lavish estate. Can exist in human world or netherworld. If the latter is chosen ensures the existence of alternate dimension similar to underworld in subsequent jumps. Comes with the actual responsibilities of managing a territory, though.