This is not the giant

This is not the giant. If these words could possibly describe the amount of negativity in my belly button right at this very moment, your village would crumble under his anatomically questionable feet. This whole legend is a joke. There's been tons of missteps everywhere, the sole reason he's so small right now is due his incredible lack of love. He's also a complete and utter choker in cramped situations and fucks up vegetation and topology wherever he goes. He doesn't like you guys, he doesn't enjoy helping, the only reason why he still rises every morning is in order to force us to build another goddamn monument. He has no social life, all he does is wobble his arms all day and throw shitty shockwaves with the power he earns from skulls. I can't believe he hasn't walked off the world's edge already. This is a complete and utter disgrace to macrophilia.