Shogun transcript

Hello. Shogun Aina here. Stellar Star, samurai, shrine maiden…it seems I have many “S”es to my name. Here’s a few more, all of them being fellow wrestlers in the WWA.

Soldiers. Karna-san and Equine-san. War Horse. Apologies that matters in Japan have kept us busy…but the Stellar Stars still seek to prove themselves in tag team competition! Hopefully our victory at Forbidden Allure didn’t make you too nervous. Equine-san, I truly don’t want to see you humiliated. Though part of me understands why you feel the need to battle Hailey Britannia, I wish for your safety, and for peace to truly come to your heart. ...but I still need to teach you a lesson for putting your hands on my…never mind.

Karna-san? Please, do what you can to keep her safe. I respect you as a fighter, and I can tell you’re a girl with a good heart. You don’t deserve any more pain. If you need to call on the Stellar Stars for her safety, be it before we fight or after, please do. It WILL be provided! So long as you provide us our third meeting in the ring together at some point, of course.

Sands. Duna Sands! Sorry that you aren’t a big fan of watermelon. I promise I’ll get you your favorite after our match; I owe it to not just you, but Skelly-san as well, seeing that you two are friends. Truth be told, that incident was a training exercise for me as well as a gift for you. Ah, the fun I had bringing a kendo stick down on those melons…it most certainly WASN’T because I wanted to give you a bit of motivation for you to fight me at your best. No, not at all~

Congratulations on overcoming my ally, Bishamonta-san. I beat her too…except I didn’t need to go through a table to do it. I’ll have you know, my agile movement makes me adept at fighting larger opponents. I look forward to seeing if the Queen of the Beach can surprise me and give me a challenge. Speaking of that title…Queen of the Beach. I don’t know if I’d necessarily want such a “lofty” title for myself, but perhaps I could become the Princess of the Beach if I win? The Shogun of the Beach wouldn’t be bad either, for obvious reasons. Either way, I intend to meet you in the ring soon, and atone for my prank—I mean, my present.

The final S.

Schizophrenic. Sociopath. Streetwalker. Sad. Look at that…YOU have many “S”es yourself.

Nikki Kade…your attempt to claim ownership of the Intercontinental Championship is pathetic. Your face is so familiar with Priscilla Divine’s boots that you could not resist the taste of Violet Beauregard’s and lost. You beat my allies at Bishojou at the Beach…no, wait, YOU didn’t even pin a single one. And as Foster-san mentioned, you just got beaten soundly with your sister’s help. Am I truly supposed to sit here content at the idea that you can walk up and grab a title without a fight? Suffice to say, I WILL NOT!

Onigiri-san and I pushed Romero-san to her limit. And as a matter of fact, I made her tap at Forbidden Allure. So, if we’re sitting here saying WHO should claim the title, I’ve actually beaten her! I really, REALLY did not want to mention this, or even brag about it. But if it’s a conversation about who should be holding that belt…well, I’m happy to stand in your way, if only out of sheer spite for everything you stand for. I look forward to making YOU tap, too, and unlike how I feel about Romero-san, I hope I never have to share a ring, or a company, or a PLANET, with you ever again afterwards.

That’s right, Nikki Kade. I’d like your—well, allegedly yours—intercontinental title. Hold it as tight as you hold the girl that’s relying on you for her own self-esteem...because I’ll be ripping it from your hands soon enough.

Alright! That's everyone I have to address. Thank you for listening. I'm feeling very good about facing all of my future opponents. Forbidden Allure has truly cleared all the doubts in my mind. I feel invigorated! For all those who would cheer me on from my homeland or Spaghetti Town, your shogun promises you nothing but the best. Please, keep watching me shine!