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the motherfuckin king of the string bean

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  3. Omegle couldn't find anyone who shares interests with you, so this stranger is completely random. Try adding more interests!
  4.  
  5. You: aaaay
  6.  
  7. You: it's yaaaaaa maaaaan, xsa the jew
  8.  
  9. You: 21
  10.  
  11. You: m
  12.  
  13. You: okc
  14.  
  15. You: jewish native american
  16.  
  17. You: pro league of legends player
  18.  
  19. You: you there?
  20.  
  21. Stranger: okay cool man
  22.  
  23. You: whoa
  24.  
  25. You: ok
  26.  
  27. You: That's alright sometimes you find the right fag or chick it's alright, what are you doin tonight
  28.  
  29. Stranger: I am hanging out with you, xsa
  30.  
  31. You: fuck yea
  32.  
  33. You: well
  34.  
  35. Stranger: well I'm sorry you had quite the opener I'm kind of at a loss for how to match that kind of energy
  36.  
  37. You: I'm not very good at openers what you want to talk about as I stone the bone and lie back and fly home in my brain
  38.  
  39. You: shit how did you know the openers were like cans man I'd be a pro
  40.  
  41. Stranger: lmaoooooo
  42.  
  43. Stranger: maybe so
  44.  
  45. Stranger: hm lemme think
  46.  
  47. You: You know tho
  48.  
  49. You: I like to sit back and play some chess you know
  50.  
  51. Stranger: well I'm jewish too so we can chat about that
  52.  
  53. You: Well that's alright
  54.  
  55. Stranger: I don't know shit about league of legends but I like world of warcraft
  56.  
  57. You: my buddy
  58.  
  59. You: genetic and/or religious?
  60.  
  61. Stranger: both my dude
  62.  
  63. You: WHOA
  64.  
  65. You: what server bro
  66.  
  67. You: Lightning's-Blade
  68.  
  69. Stranger: vanilla wow
  70.  
  71. Stranger: I forget the server name but I could check
  72.  
  73. You: oof wewf
  74.  
  75. You: Well you know
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  77. You: I play a lot of mountain and other things as well, I would say my bullet game has far exceeded that of my former peers except an occasional time move and my WoW guild is top alliance on my server or at least top 100, iirc top 20
  78.  
  79. Stranger: well fuck yeah I'm just casual
  80.  
  81. You: Casual, I remember when I used to also bomb the city districts with stink bombs and climb the cathedral
  82.  
  83. Stranger: I like my Tauren girl..... like 2 hang out
  84.  
  85. You: Horde?
  86.  
  87. Stranger: yeah forever
  88.  
  89. You: oof
  90.  
  91. You: I feel you
  92.  
  93. You: But
  94.  
  95. You: Alliance
  96.  
  97. You: has teh babes
  98.  
  99. Stranger: the alliance is just white people
  100.  
  101. You: the
  102.  
  103. Stranger: I GUESS!
  104.  
  105. You: and for a 21 year old virgin going for that level 30 wizard (youtube/xsa_the_jew) it's hard to miss out on all those chicks. Sure blood elves had it the best for 2 expacs but now after some overhauls and more updates humans don't look half bad and night elves still look fiiiiiine baby
  106.  
  107. Stranger: bahahahahahahaha omggggggg
  108.  
  109. You: Well how about that Hebrew in you? Genetic? Religious? Both?
  110.  
  111. Stranger: I said both
  112.  
  113. You: Oh sorry
  114.  
  115. Stranger: & I'm writing about it now actually. writing a screenplay
  116.  
  117. You: I must have been too caught up in my hair's greatness, it often flows even without any wind
  118.  
  119. You: Oh yea
  120.  
  121. Stranger: about my experience as a kid
  122.  
  123. Stranger: oh tru
  124.  
  125. You: How do you think that's very relevant
  126. today?
  127.  
  128. You: Like I don't think ancestry can carry a whole plot alone, it doesn't make your personality
  129.  
  130. Stranger: huh? lol it's not just about that, it's a comedy about synagogue camp. it's more than the sum of its parts that's just the jumping off point and why I'm doing more research on Kabbalah and jewish tradition
  131.  
  132. You: oh you mean like summer camp, huh?
  133.  
  134. Stranger: yeah
  135.  
  136. Stranger: it's relevant because I'm a badass bitch and a great writer
  137.  
  138. You: I never went to one here in middle america but I've heard from my cousin kyle that they are quite rough at times. Have you been?
  139.  
  140. You: badass bitch huh? How so
  141.  
  142. Stranger: yeah, it's a very personal story lol
  143.  
  144. Stranger: idk I'm just a boss at what I do
  145.  
  146. You: and the bitch part
  147.  
  148. You: ?
  149.  
  150. You: Or is that some expression I'm not most familiar with
  151.  
  152. Stranger: I dunno dude
  153.  
  154. You: well
  155.  
  156. You: If you study the Torah and you at least have faith in your fellow man, then I think you be alright.
  157.  
  158. You: Well, if you're ever intersted, look me up XSA The Jew, I gotta run nice talkin to yuh
  159.  
  160. You have disconnected.
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