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You: aaaay

You: it's yaaaaaa maaaaan, xsa the jew

You: 21

You: m

You: okc

You: jewish native american

You: pro league of legends player

You: you there?

Stranger: okay cool man

You: whoa

You: ok

You: That's alright sometimes you find the right fag or chick it's alright, what are you doin tonight

Stranger: I am hanging out with you, xsa

You: fuck yea

You: well

Stranger: well I'm sorry you had quite the opener I'm kind of at a loss for how to match that kind of energy

You: I'm not very good at openers what you want to talk about as I stone the bone and lie back and fly home in my brain

You: shit how did you know the openers were like cans man I'd be a pro

Stranger: lmaoooooo

Stranger: maybe so

Stranger: hm lemme think

You: You know tho

You: I like to sit back and play some chess you know

Stranger: well I'm jewish too so we can chat about that

You: Well that's alright

Stranger: I don't know shit about league of legends but I like world of warcraft

You: my buddy

You: genetic and/or religious?

Stranger: both my dude

You: WHOA

You: what server bro

You: Lightning's-Blade

Stranger: vanilla wow

Stranger: I forget the server name but I could check

You: oof wewf

You: Well you know

You: I play a lot of mountain and other things as well, I would say my bullet game has far exceeded that of my former peers except an occasional time move and my WoW guild is top alliance on my server or at least top 100, iirc top 20

Stranger: well fuck yeah I'm just casual

You: Casual, I remember when I used to also bomb the city districts with stink bombs and climb the cathedral

Stranger: I like my Tauren girl..... like 2 hang out

You: Horde?

Stranger: yeah forever

You: oof

You: I feel you

You: But

You: Alliance

You: has teh babes

Stranger: the alliance is just white people

You: the

Stranger: I GUESS!

You: and for a 21 year old virgin going for that level 30 wizard (youtube/xsa_the_jew) it's hard to miss out on all those chicks. Sure blood elves had it the best for 2 expacs but now after some overhauls and more updates humans don't look half bad and night elves still look fiiiiiine baby

Stranger: bahahahahahahaha omggggggg

You: Well how about that Hebrew in you? Genetic? Religious? Both?

Stranger: I said both

You: Oh sorry

Stranger: & I'm writing about it now actually. writing a screenplay

You: I must have been too caught up in my hair's greatness, it often flows even without any wind

You: Oh yea

Stranger: about my experience as a kid

Stranger: oh tru

You: How do you think that's very relevant
today?

You: Like I don't think ancestry can carry a whole plot alone, it doesn't make your personality

Stranger: huh? lol it's not just about that, it's a comedy about synagogue camp. it's more than the sum of its parts that's just the jumping off point and why I'm doing more research on Kabbalah and jewish tradition

You: oh you mean like summer camp, huh?

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: it's relevant because I'm a badass bitch and a great writer

You: I never went to one here in middle america but I've heard from my cousin kyle that they are quite rough at times. Have you been?

You: badass bitch huh? How so

Stranger: yeah, it's a very personal story lol

Stranger: idk I'm just a boss at what I do

You: and the bitch part

You: ?

You: Or is that some expression I'm not most familiar with

Stranger: I dunno dude

You: well

You: If you study the Torah and you at least have faith in your fellow man, then I think you be alright.

You: Well, if you're ever intersted, look me up XSA The Jew, I gotta run nice talkin to yuh

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