*For great reading experience, read in a Morgan Freeman voice.*


In an alternate time from a different dimension There is a planet floating in orbit with a star much like the earth’s sun. We call this planet, Discord. This world is much like earth except it’s not. Instead of countries, the land is divided up by servers. Each server is their own little nation, each with different people and different things to do. In today’s story we will be focusing on one one the bigger nations; The Kinkdom Nation. This nation lays nestled in between a sea of Discord Code and the RPC Nation. Usually people come and go from each nation for trades of lewds and other Roleplay currency.

	Within the Kinkdom once resided a happy royal family. King Pando and Queen Arita had two beautiful children; Princess Revvy and Prince Ven. Princess Revvy being the oldest was next in line for the throne and Prince Ven was not very happy about this outcome. He eventually let his emotions take over and he threatened to take over the Kinkdom and take the throne from his sister. The King and Queen were appalled by the prince's behavior and labeled him a traitor with the traitor tag. Crushed by the whole ordeal the traitor Prince left the main land of kinkdom and ventured off to a small town community right outside. This place was called The VeeCee Republic and was full of traitors and trolls alike. Here the traitor prince would lay low and plot his revenge.

	When the traitor Prince had arrived to The VeeCee Republic he was welcomed with open arms, memes, silly songs, and laughter. Here is where most of the pranksters and mild trolls of kinkdom resided.

One evening the traitor Prince Ven was sitting in a tavern called gentwo drinking whisky while writing up blueprints in a booth by himself. Time went by as he sighed and grumbled to himself, unaware that there was a mysterious girl staring at him from the bar. She wore all black and a black military officer dress cap, so she looked a little out of character when she walked up to him with a friendly smile. “The name’s Wheezer.” She said, holding out her hand for him to shake. But the traitor Prince wouldn’t budge, instead he kept writing and eventually responding. “What the hell do you want huh?” He said in a low tone, still writing.

	Wheezer frowned and sat down across from him, leaning in to whisper. “I know who you are, Prince Ven…”.

 The traitor Prince looks up, giving her a menacing glare. “And?”

 The now not so confident girl slouches down even closer. “Are you looking to plot revenge?” She says looking down at his blue prints. She smirks and just as she does a small raccoon pops out from her shirt. Ven jumps as the raccoon comes out of the table and chitters.

	“What the hell is that?!” Ven pokes the raccoons tummy and the raccoon makes a weird giggling noise.


	“That’s my wife, Plushy. It looks like she likes you.” Wheezer smirks as the raccoon crawls up vens shoulder and gets comfortable.

	Ven pets her softly with a confused look on his face. “Why do you have a pet raccoon for a wife?”

	Wheezer frowned and leaned on her hand. “Some goof turned her into a raccoon one day while they were trading roleplays.” She sighed and rolled her eyes. “We are still looking for a way to change her back.” She points at his blueprints again. “It looks like you need help yea?” She sits back and crosses her legs. Ven looks down at his scribbled blueprints and purses his lips.

	“You know what, fuck it.” He says as he pushes the blueprints over to Wheezer. “Show me what you got. I want to overthrow the Kinkdom and take it for my own!”


	Wheezer chuckles as she looks off into the distance. “Memetastic, I know just the crew to help us.”

	The next day the traitor Prince is sitting in the same booth waiting anxiously, he looks at his watch a curses. “She said she would be here by now.” Just as he says that the door opens. Then all of a sudden the customers all leave swiftly as there are hard footsteps approaching. A bald man walks up to the booth, he has a toothpick in the side of his mouth and all black clothing as well. He puts a heavy bag on the table and it goes down with a thud. Wheezer comes up behind him with a huge smile plastered on her face and her raccoon wife sitting on top of her head.

	“This is my good ole pal Jobsher! A militia strategist from and unknown server. OoooOOooh!” She moves her hands around in a haunting manner as she goofily laughs and reaches up to receive a high five from the tall man.

	“Put your hand down Wheezer…” He says, not even having to look at her. Wheezers arms fall to her side as her raccoon wife squeaks. She sit down in the booth and scoots over for jobsher to sit down. Ven looks at the giant bag as Jobsher moves it closer to him.

	“These are my battle plans ye? I’ll help you on one condition…” Jobsher pauses for a moment as he hears Wheezer giggle, he rolls his eyes. “I want clean panties as payment.”

	Ven raises his eyebrow- “Clean panties?” He looks over at Wheezer to see she his petting her raccoon wife to keep herself from laughing. He looks back over to Jobsher who has a serious look on his face. “A-alright.” Ven says.


	Wheezer turns to Jobsher, smiling goofily. “So we have a deal?” Jobsher nods, a small smile slips onto his face as he pulls his battle plans back out.


	“I’ve always wanted to try this plan out.” He said throwing a large folder out onto the table while he looks through the rest of his plans.

	Wheezer looks down at the folder, “Pepsi Man?” She looks up at Jobsher and tilts her head.

	For a few hours Jobsher explains his plans of rebellion, showing Ven and Wheezer diagrams and statistics. They talk about how things will come to play and begin to pack up their things. They were headed to Jobshers secret bunker to meet up with a crew of hard working ex malitia.


	Meanwhile, back in the main land a General by the name of Tal who works for the royal military has just heard news of a rebellion. He sits in his big green chair as his two lieutenants; Piano and Ash, stand before him. They talk of plans to infiltrate their militia. General Tal looks out his big window looking over the kinkdom. “Make sure they know who’s boss.” He said, petting his multiple cats that sit in his lap. The two lieutenants salut and take their leave. They are headed towards VeeCee Republic.

	Back at the VeeCee Republic, the three have arrived at a remote location to the West of Veecee republic. As they walk to the secret bunker there is a snake in the road, Plushy squeaks nervously as Wheezer kicks it into a thorny bush and pets her raccoon wife behind the ear. They stop at a tree that has a skull and crossbones carved into it. Jobsher knocks 5 times. After a couple of seconds a pile of leaves next to the tree flips up and they walk down a narrow stairway.

	Inside the bunker there are 5 people working at different stations. Wheezer runs up to the first station, giving the two girls hugs as Plushy runs around excitedly. Jobsher and Ven follow behind.

	“This is Donna and Freya, they both specialize in weapons.” They both smile and nod at Ven, Plushy crawls up on his shoulder.

Freya begins to explain the layout of the weapons while Wheezer walks over to the pile of explosives and looks at them carefully. Jobsher walks over to two men standing near a chalk board; ushering ven to follow,  and gives them the folder labeled pepsi man.

	“This is Dr. Shadow, and his assistant Andy ye.” Jobsher says proudly. “They will be conducting the Pepsi Man experiment, It will be our greatest biological weapon yet.” He smiles confidently. Then he quickly glares at the Doctor, “If this bird brain doesn’t blow up our bunker again ye?” Dr. Shadow smiles and laughs nervously.


	Andy looks through the folder and smiles, “Pepsi Man? I haven't heard that in a long time.” Dr. Shadow takes the folder and looks through it. Smiling wickedly with every page turned. Ven watches as this weird bunch of people work together and he actually feels at home. They even make a new symbol to wear on their clothes to represent their cause, a pelican. The rest of the night is spent turning Andy into a superhuman Soda drink and getting ready for their invasion.

	The next day the crew heads to the Gentwo tavern for drinks and recruiting.They all wear jackets with pelicans on the back of them. Andy showing off his Pepsi Man suit. All of the crew having speeches about loving each other and getting a little tipsy.

 Then two uniformed lieutenants walk in, they are armed and have stern faces. The one wearing pants walks up to the bar, she leans in to the bartender… “We are looking for the group belonging to the…” She leans in closer “rebellion.” All of a sudden everyone in the tavern pulls out their weapons and aims them at the two lieutenants. Ven slouches down in the back to avoid being seen.

	“What about them?” Wheezer steps out from the shadows with her wife on her shoulder. The lieutenant at the bar backs up, “Nice to meet you; I’m Ash, and this is my partner Piano. Do you know anything about this plan to overthrow the kinkdom?”

Then Donna walks out of the shadows, “What if we do?”

	Ash smiles smugly, looking back at piano. “Well then I guess you won’t mind if we take you in for questioning?” Piano takes a step forward, reaching in his back skirt pocket. Everyone raises their weapons.

	“We have some things to do later, maybe another time?” Wheezer sneers as her wife crawls into her jacket. Piano takes a metallic ball out of his pocket and throws it on the ground, smoke clouds the air as the ball grows into a massive robot.

	“Go piabot!” Piano yells as guns start firing, they take cover and fire back as the robot assembles itself. “BEEP BEEP IF YOU SEE MY OWNER, TELL HIM TO GIVE ME A SOUL.” Piabot starts flailing its long arms as My Neck My Mii starts playing from its speakers. Its metallic arms crushing anything in its path and ricocheting any bullets.

Jobsher calls out, “Donna! Freya! I need you to stay back and fight! It’s time to go guys!” The crew heads out as Freya and Donna start throwing explosives at the enemy. Wheezer grabs Ven by the arm and the crew slips out the back, hopping in their vehicle. As they start to drive off they hear a thud coming from the roof. Jobsher at the wheel looks up. “What the bloody hell was that ye?”

Wheezer crawls out the window to look up top, there she can see a half cyborg half Piano standing on the roof of the vehicle loading his machine gun arm. All of a sudden Plushy crawls out of Wheezers jacket and flies onto Piano’s face. She chitters in what we can only assume is raccoon for “Sorry son.” As she begins to scratch and attack his face. He yells and tries to pry the raccoon wife off his face but fails, falling backwards. Plushy hops off of him and back onto wheezer before he falls off the vehicle and tumbles away.

“So long you goof!” Wheezer calls out.


Wheezer crawls back into her seat and pets Plushy. “Nothing really.” She says, smiling at her wife, giving her a slightly cooked ramen noodle from out of her pocket.


Finally they reach kinkdom where there is already an army waiting for them. Outside the gate to the castle stands soldiers Forty and Rae, their arms are crossed as the crew pulls up. Forty walks forward, his cat ears blowing in the wind. Shadow hops out the back of the vehicle first, waving at the soldiers. Rae waves back at first but then Forty nudges her with his elbow.

 “Oooh haay Forty, hay Rae! Sorry about what we are about to do to you guys!” Shadow smiles a friendly smile.

Forty’s cat ears twitch as he raises his eyebrows. “What YOU are about to do to US? What could you possibly do to us? We have an army.”

Shadow smirks, “We have a Pepsi Man.”

Andy flies out of the vehicle, spraying high pressured pepsi and shooting flaming bottle caps at the soldiers. Jobsher and Wheezer run out and begin fighting the army while Ven runs to the side of the gate. Jobsher gets lewds thrown at  him left and right, blocking them swiftly with swag.

“Wheezer! Go after Ven! Make sure he’s ok!” Jobsher yells, throwing shade at the soldiers.

Wheezer nods as she runs after Ven, catching up with him she grabs his arm. “Ven wait!” Ven pulls his arm away, “Let me do this Wheezer. I have a plan, I know exactly where they are hiding Revvy. There’s an air duct you can crawl into that will take you exactly to the General's office. Take him out.” Wheezer nods, Plushy comes out of her jacket and nuzzles her head against vens cheek before heading back into Wheezer’s jacket.

“Be careful you goof.” Wheezer backs away and starts running the other direction.

Wheezer finds the air duct and crawls in. looking through the vents every now and then until she can see the General. Some time passes by, finally she reaches his office. She is right above Tal’s desk and can see him sitting in his big green chair watching the fight from above. She gets her gun ready and crashes through the ceiling, aiming her gun towards Tal. Her Raccoon wife chittering like crazy.

“I guess we won huh?” She said her gun clicking.

Tal turns around to face her. He has about twenty kittens in his lap, and a smile on his face. Then she hears a gun clicking behind her, and Revvy’s voice.

“Think again.”

THE END. OR IS IT?