if (%marysue) {
	%look = $array("schoolgirl","soldier","pirate","princess","nun","nurse","teacher","teenager","martial artist","scientist","singer","artist","student","model","lawyer","journalist","mechanic","raver","girl","woman","cheerleader","sumo wrestler","cook","marine biologist","single mother")
	%drs1 = $array("gothic lolita","bloody nurse","vampire","raver","gangsta","ninja","princess","pirate","mad scientist","gestapo officer","elf","sorceress","witch","commando soldier","catgirl","foxgirl","druidess","schoolgirl","J-pop star","skateboarder","skinhead","punk rock","pole dancing","biker","innuit")
	%drs2 = $array("gothic lolita","bloody nurse","vampire","raver","gangsta","ninja","princess","pirate","mad scientist","gestapo officer","elf","sorceress","witch","commando soldier","catgirl","foxgirl","druidess","schoolgirl","J-pop star","skateboarder","construction worker","shaman","monk","dominatrix","businesswoman")
	%half = $array("vampire","unicorn","dragon","elf","orc","xenomorph","catgirl","japanese","werewolf","android","ghost","foxgirl","slimegirl","pixie","angel","demon","fire elemental","stone elemental","dwarf","zergling","illithid","lizardwoman","giant","zombie","na'vi")
	%bak1 = $array("a megalomaniac","a secret super-soldier","an interdimensional raveller","a space traveller","a scientific experiment gone wrong","the last of her kind","a lost time-traveller","chosen by destiny","a rumored demi-godess","a misunderstood genius","created to be the next step in human evolution","unknowingly the queen of her kind","an amnesiac","a secret agent","the leader of a ninja clan","wanted in another galaxy","a fortune teller","the daughter of the president","a living time-bomb","a holographic projection","a chaos cultist","one of a hundred nearly identical clones","a mysterious orphan","the living key to open up hell","a goddess cast down to earth to become mortal")
	%bak2 = $array("who is the last of her kind","born from a scientific experiment gone wrong","who reincarnates in a new body every 666 years","with a mysterious past","from another dimension","worshipped by a small cult","raised by wild animals","from another planet","working for the church","destined to save the world","falsely accused of murdering her father","created by a nazi scientist during World War II","devoted to the gods of chaos","who is part of a secret organisation","megalomaniac","with no memory of her childhood","created to be the next step in mankind's evolution","foretold in ancient prophecies","who is also rumored to be a demi-goddess","who have lived for over 1000 years","in search of true love","and her blood is the cure for cancer","in search of her kidnapped sister","cursed by a god","travelling through time")
	%pow1 = $array("summon","transform others into","incinerate","talk to","absorb the power of","shapeshift into","destroy","corrupt","throw","seduce","befriend","heal","construct","banish","disintegrate","devour","control","frighten","ride","freeze","shrink","become invisible to","command","follow the scent of","magically imprison")
	%pow2 = $array("demons","gods","blood","angels","robots","dinosaurs","ghosts","wild animals","xenomorphs","mechas","vampires","werewolves","unicorns","adamantium","weapons","slime","elementals","retards","pedophiles","clones of herself","computers","centaurs","dragons","regular humans","plants")
	%nam1 = $array("Star","Angel","Demon","Sparkle","Magic","Mecha","Power","Peace","Soul","Blood","Awesome","Raven","Unicorn","Light","Dark","Summer","Dragon","Fire","Night","Day","Shadow","Thunder","Mystery","Love","Cancer")
	%nam2 = $array("hair","eyes","face","claw","fur","fang","flower","lover","beast","girl","woman","princess","murderer","bringer","mistress","caller","singer","creator","lips","tits","thighs","hammer","dream","ender","stealer")
	%cmp1 = $array("psychic","mexican","over-analytical","enslaved","mysterious","catatonic","angsty","depressed","spirit","friendly","young","ancient","flying","living","talking","intelligent","invisible","hyperactive","befriended","magical","sparkling","brainwashed","special needs","huge","murderous","amorous")
	%cmp2 = $array("dragon","mecha","vampire","doll","white wolf","fox","zombie","space marine","werewolf","robot","cat","dog","spaceship","faerie","Vietnam veteran","unicorn","demon","angel","xenomorph","super saiyan","miniature elder god","fertility godess","neckbeard","wizard","giant")
	%cmp3 = $array("her lover","secretly her nemesis","her legal guardian","a projection of her evil self","secretly in love with her","her means of transport","her guardian angel","her best friend forever","destined to die by her hand","the reason she lives","herself from the future","her mentor","part of her soul","one of her failed experiments","a figment of her imagination","her father","her superior officer","her stalker","her mother","both her mother and father","her soulmate","personal trainer","economic consultant","the phylactery of her soul","her bondage slave")
	%wpn1 = $array("poisoned","blessed","holy","legendary","burning","glowing","golden","silver","steam-powered","demonic","concious","magical","huge","two-handed","dragonbone","adamantium","bio-mechanical","ancient","acidic","self-replicating","darksteel","freezing","spirit","shining","unbreakable","cursed")
	%wpn2 = $array("chainsaw","spear","katana","magnum","shuriken","dagger","mallet","machine gun","minigun","axe","club","razor","whip","guitar-axe","iron knuckle","sword","staff","bow","javelin","chakram","poleaxe","sniper rifle","flamethrower","rapier","scissors")
	%output = appears to be a normal %look[$rand($($length(%look)-1))], except that she dresses like a %drs1[$rand($($length(%drs1)-1))] %drs2[$rand($($length(%drs2)-1))]. However, this is just to take away attention from the fact that she is a half-%half[$rand($($length(%half)-1))]. She is %bak1[$rand($($length(%bak1)-1))] %bak2[$rand($($length(%bak2)-1))] and she will fight her enemies with her powers to %pow1[$rand($($length(%pow1)-1))] %pow2[$rand($($length(%pow2)-1))] and %pow1[$rand($($length(%pow1)-1))] %pow2[$rand($($length(%pow2)-1))]. \nHer constant companion is a %cmp1[$rand($($length(%cmp1)-1))] %cmp1[$rand($($length(%cmp1)-1))] %cmp2[$rand($($length(%cmp2)-1))] who is also %cmp3[$rand($($length(%cmp3)-1))]. Her favored weapon is a %wpn1[$rand($($length(%wpn1)-1))] %wpn1[$rand($($length(%wpn1)-1))] %wpn2[$rand($($length(%wpn2)-1))]. Her friends and enemies call her %nam1[$rand($($length(%nam1)-1))]%nam2[$rand($($length(%nam2)-1))].
}