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- Useless Eyes
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- Why do "blind" cave-dwelling animals have eyes? They're degenerated
- eyes, too; they're in sockets or on stalks as usual, all fully-formed,
- but missing some parts. They wouldn't work anyway even if there was
- light to see. What's the point of these?
- Night Eyes
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- There is a membrane in most nocturnal vertebrate eyes (cats are the
- best-known example) called the tapetum lucidum. It reflects light and
- gives the retinas a second chance to pick it up. Why do only some
- nocturnal animals have these and not others? Why doesn't, for example,
- the nocturnal tarsier have them? This is especially puzzling since their
- adaptation to low light conditions appears to be to grow truly massive
- eyeballs--to the point that they're fixed and the tarsier has to swivel
- its head to change its field of view.
- Recurrent Laryngeal Nerve
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- This one is a stumper: generally nerve signals for bodily motion come
- from the brain and travel straight down the spinal cord, the branch out
- to where they're going. This makes perfect sense. The RLN comes off the
- spinal cord too, but instead of going right across the neck, it goes
- down the next and into the chest, then loops up past the heart, THEN
- comes up to the larynx.
- This wouldn't be SO weird if it were just a human thing, but this
- happens in giraffes, which necessitates another 10-15 feet of nerve just
- for this to work. This is not intelligent design: this is jury-rigging.
- Two Tubes, One Mouth
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- WHY do human breathe and eat with the same opening?! We have to have
- our swallowing motions cut off the trachea, else we aspirate food or
- worse. This is a general mammal thing, but whales and dolphins seem
- recently to have evolved the problem away...by, basically, migrating
- their noses up onto their scalps.
- Ear-Moving Muscles
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- Obviously these are useful to animals with larger ears, but if we were
- designed separately, why do we [still] have them? This is what you would
- expect to see if we evolved, not if we were specifically designed or
- created.
- One if By Land, Two if By Sea. And Vice-Versa.
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- Salamanders are land-dwellers from birth, but have to lay their eggs in
- water. Conversely, sea turtles are aquatic, but have to lay eggs on
- land. This is bad design, especially because of how vulnerable the
- turtle eggs are when left on land like that.
- I Hope You Can Hold Your Breath...
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- Returning to whales and dolphins, their body shapes are clearly adapted
- to swimming. So why aren't their lungs? You'd think an all-knowing,
- maximally-great creator would at least give them a set of working gills.
- Again, this looks like what you'd expect if whales evolved from
- land-dwelling animals.
- Hemoglobin Gas Affinity
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- Hemoglobin has about 60 times the affinity for carbon monoxide (CO) than
- oxygen, which it is designed to transport. This is why carbon monoxide
- poisoning is so dangerous.
- Snake Lungs
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- Snakes have only one functional lung. The left lung is vestigial and
- very small. And as if this weren't weird enough, Amphisbaeneans ("worm
- lizards" to you and me) have the exact same problem, only with them it's
- the right lung that's reduced.
- Snake Legs
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- More primitive snakes still have bits of bones like pelvises, hip
- girdles, and hind legs embedded within their bodies. What good do these
- do a legless animal? Also, occasionally a snake *will* be born with
- limbs, providing even more proof that the legless design is
- evolutionary.
- Whale and Manatee Bones
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- Similarly to snakes, whales and manatees have free-floating remnants of
- pelvic bones. Even if these serve some other function, WHY specifically
- them?
- Panda Thumbs
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- Actually, these aren't thumbs at all; they're elongated spurs of
- wristbones (the radial sesamoids, specifically). Pandas have the usual 5
- fingers, but in a standard bear-paw shape.
- Reproductive Waste (Every Sperm is NOT Sacred)
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- Reproduction in sexual species is often incredibly wasteful. Everything
- from plants and trees (HOW many acorns does an oak spread, again?) to
- humans (millions of sperm in a single ejaculation, but only one
- fertilizes the egg) shows almost perverse waste.
- And speaking of fertilized eggs, a significant percentage spontaneously
- abort. This would make God the most prolific abortionist of all time, if
- you think of it a certain way.
- Hyena Reproduction
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- This is about equal parts tragic and bizarre. Female hyena genitals are
- almost indistinguishable from males'. Their labia are fused shut,
- looking like a male's scrotum, and they have massive, fully-erectile
- clitorises--through which the birth canal runs. Hyena birth is like
- delivering through a penis.
- As you can imagine, this is an incredibly painful and dangerous process.
- The end of the clitoris can't stretch far enough to accomodate the baby,
- which *claws its way out.* To make matters worse, the umbilical cord is
- shorter than the birth canal. In a species where births can take more
- than two days, this makes it likely that the newborn will suffocate or
- otherwise be stillborn.
- The upshot of this is that some 3/4 of firstborn hyena pups die in
- captivity, with veterinary assistance; without it, odds are good that
- many of the mothers would go with them. Many wild hyenas die at 3-4
- years, which is the usual age of first birth.
- Manatees Again
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- There are...toenails...on manatee flippers. Why?
- Quollable Quolls
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- The quoll is a species of Australian marsupial carnivore. Imagine
- carnivorous mouse with a cat-shaped body and the reproductive habits of
- a kangaroo and you're on the right track.
- The thing about marsupial birth, the key thing, is that they're born
- massively underdeveloped. They're basically tiny, pink jellybeans with
- limbs. They crawl from the mother's vagina to her pouch, find a nipple,
- and attach permanently to it. That means once a nipple is claimed, it's
- not going to be let go of until weaning.
- Quolls have 6 nipples. Quolls have up to 30 young at a birthing. Do the
- math. Not only is this not intelligent design, it's cruel to the utmost.
- Fetal Teeth
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- Baleen whales and anteaters, to name two species, have no teeth...after
- birth. But as embryos, they form teeth, and then reabsorb them. Why?
- Dolphin Embryo Legs
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- Similar to the baleen whales and their teeth in utero, dolphin embryos
- start growing hind limbs. These, too, are reabsorbed. What's the point?
- The Coccyx (Stop Laughing)
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- The human tailbone starts as several suspciously vertebrae-like bones
- which then fuse. They also have a muscle attached which *would* flex
- these bones, if they weren't fused. And to top it off, the coccyx's
- development is controlled by the same genes that make tails in other
- mammals.
- Vitamin C, Ye Scurvy Cur!
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- Apes and humans need vitamin C. Most mammals are able to synthesize
- their own, but humans and apes can't. What's odd is that we have the
- gene that all other mammals do, but it's broken...and in precisely the
- same way in both apes and humans! The identical mutation in all great
- ape and human species is what deactivates the gene. So nice of a loving
- God to make His pinnacle creations almost uniquely vulnerable to
- scurvy...
- And if you think that's weird, there's another mammal that has a broken
- C synthesis gene: the cavy or guinea pig. But unlike apes and humans,
- the cavies' C synthesis is broken because of a different mutation on
- that same gene.
- Cats Don't Get Sugar Highs
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- Cats can't taste sweet things, so they have no interest in them. This in
- itself is no disadvantage for an obligate carnivore, but it turns out
- they actually do have the genetic machinery for it that all mammals
- do...except that one of the two receptor genes is broken by mutation.
- Even stranger, this exact same sequence is found in tigers and cheetahs,
- which means the creator specifically broke them identically across
- several types of cat.
- Kiss My Grass
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- Plant-eaters can't digest cellulose on their own; it's up to their gut
- microflora to do it for them. Why wouldn't a designer that specifically
- designed them to eat grass at least give them their own
- cellulose-digesting enzymes?
- Actually, come to that, grass is pretty terrible food in a number of
- ways. First, it's been beefing itself up with silica (read: SAND) to
- discourage herbivores from eating it, so it wears down their teeth
- quickly. Second, it's so poor in other minerals that herbivores are
- compelled to look for "salt licks" and other sources of minerals.
- Take A Deep Breath...
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- Mammal respiration, the "tidal system," mixes fresh with stale air.
- Birds have what's called "flow-through" respiration, which does not.
- Flow-through respiration is an order of magnitude more efficient. And,
- oddly, although bats fly (and the Bible even calls them birds!), guess
- which respiratory system they use...?
- Mitochondria
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- Mitochondria have their own DNA and reproduce separately from the cells
- of our body. And they have a lot of biochemical and structural
- similarities to parasitic bacteria (though of course this is an example
- of mutualism, not parasitism).
- Flatfish (Or, the Duke of Sole)
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- Flatfish swim along the sea floor. It makes sense that they do it
- sideways, since fish are already flattened this way, but WHY are they
- born with skulls that would place one eye permanently against the
- seabed? They get around this by having one eye migrate up and over the
- top to the other side, complete with grotesque distortions of the skull.
- Does this look like an intelligent design to you?
- The Prostate
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- Ahh, the prostate. The male urethra runs through the prostate, which is
- prone to swelling and infection, and can very easily squeeze the urethra
- shut. This is very poor design.
- This Is Spinal Tap
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- I'll get right to the point: human spines are not meant for walking
- upright.
- Sure, bipedal mammals exist, but they tend to lean forward and balance
- with a long tail. They don't stand straight up like we do, which puts
- massive compressive stress on the spine. That sort of stress is best
- dealt with by rigid pillars with joints, and in fact we have two good
- examples; we call them legs.
- This flawed design in the back causes almost 150 million sick days in
- the US alone, costing some 50-100 BILLION dollars in lost wages and
- medical care per year. More than 4 in 5 people will be affected by back
- pain at some point. Pregnancy causes backache because of the extra
- weight putting stress on the spine in unintended ways.
- I Gannet Smell A Thing
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- Gannets are a family of diving birds. They have no external nostrils,
- which makes perfect sense...until you look closer and discover they have
- everything BUT external nostrils they'd need to breathe through their
- beaks. In other words, they have nasal passages, but they're blind. This
- is not what you'd expect of an intelligent designer; this is what you'd
- expect if they evolved nasal seals.
- At Least It's Not Written in Java *shudder*
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- Come to think of it, even the genetic code itself is an argument against
- an intelligent designer.
- First of all, a truly benevolent, all-knowing creator would make it so
- that mutations do not occur in transcription, period. If that creator
- really wanted separate, immutable "kinds," making the code at least
- internally consistent would be a large step toward that end.
- Even Francis Crick (one of the discoverers of DNA) was able to think of
- a more robust coding mechanism, one that avoids frame-shift and slippage
- mutations and has exactly as many states as there are amino acids to be
- coded for (oddly, life uses only a small portion of the possibilities).
- Then there's "junk" DNA. We're finding that a lot of what we used to
- call "junk" actually does have some function, but still more of it does
- not and by definition cannot. The major examples here are what are
- called "pseudogenes," sequences of DNA that look too much like known
- genes for it to be a coincidence, but do not code for any proteins
- because of missing parts...like a "start transcribing here" codon.
- Then there are "satellite sequences," which are repeating sequences of
- bases that just seem to be good at getting themselves copied. The
- much-studied fruit fly has about 40% of its genome taken up by three
- satellite sets seven bases long, repeated MILLIONS of times.
- If nothing else, using much, much more material than needed is poor
- design. Take ten points off for poor judgment.
- Misplaced Gene-ius?
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- Horses have a single toe on each leg, but they have (normally
- non-functional) genes for multiples. Birds have no teeth, but they have
- the genes for them.
- Here's the kicker: if these creatures were designed as they are out of
- whole cloth, WHY do they have genes for features they would never have
- had to begin with?
- Boneheaded Mistakes
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- Ostritches have hollow bones, which are an adaptation for flight. But,
- as everyone knows, they are flightless.
- Bats fly, but they have solid bones.
- Arrrrrgh!
- God Loves Lesbians, Since He's Male and Almost Certainly Straight
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- Exhibit A: the whiptail lizard. These are parthenogenic (meaning they
- give birth as virgins) and are all females. However, they are much more
- fertile if mounted by another female, and they do this spontaneously.
- The lizards' closest relatives are sexual in the usual way, male and
- female, and sexual behavior also increases their fertility. So it makes
- sense that it does for the parthenogenetic female lizards too. But,
- given how down God is on homosexuality (cf. Leviticus and Romans), WHY
- would He allow this to happen?!
- My best guess is, as the title says, that God is a straight male and
- likes lesbians as much as the rest of them do.
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