Kaleidoscope of Rainbow Paradise: Main Game

---Kaleidoscope of Rainbow Paradise Commences! Hakari's Debut! Stage 1: Troublesome Fairies! Stage 2: Hakari's Battle Debut!---
[14:23] <CrazyPenguin> The upcoming incident may be delayed due to a shipment of Outside entertainment apparati which Rinnosuku has just received.
[14:24] <@Haiiro-Honoo> Dammit, Rinnosuke, don't stop the world with your Pokemon/Touhoumon hobby. It's not sound.
[14:25] * Ginkyo won't stop playing dress-up with the strange devices until they run out of power and she can't figure out how to recharge them short of rubbing electric fairies on them
[14:25] <Ekaterina> "Mister Rinnosuke I need another one.... I got upset and...." Ekaterina places a crushed to bits gameboy on the counter.
[14:26] <CrazyPenguin> Just like the mysterious being in control of her fate, Hakari missed the introduction.
[14:26] <Hakari> :c
[14:27] <CrazyPenguin> That is not to say that the spells haven't reached each other, because they have.
[14:28] <@Haiiro-Honoo> It's happening, thinks Haiiro. In fact, feels Haiiro.
[14:28] <CrazyPenguin> In certain parts of Gensokyo, looking at a patch of bare ground is an overwhelming experience, and watching the sunset has literally made several fairy minds explode.
[14:28] <@Haiiro-Honoo> ...Hopefully some tengu have taken colored pictures.
[14:30] <CrazyPenguin> The interaction of the saturation and sheening (not reading) rainbow tinting mixed with the color inversions is beautiful to those who possess minds capable of beholding it, especially since the color spells do not properly overlap. Like ink in water or playdoh mixed before turning yucky brown, the spells twirl and mix over and through each other.
[14:32] <CrazyPenguin> Perhaps a few think that this is a promotion for the new Touhoumon game, which has the colors "Octarine" and "Yes"
[14:33] <CrazyPenguin> It is only a matter of time until Gensokyo runs out of imported tylenol and willow bark tea, and someone comes around to figure out who is causing such a colorfetti incident.
[14:34] <@Haiiro-Honoo> Well, all the time to get that dress fixed! And properly prepare. Then rest. Resting feels nice.
[14:35] <CrazyPenguin> Not all places are subjct to the spells, though. The realms which are adjacent to but not technically in Gensokyo are untouched. Hokkai is trippy enough as it is, Hakugyokurou doesn't notice that anything is different, and Heaven watches in slight panic as its tiny beaurocratic gods rack up many overtime hours as they attempt to catalogue the arrays of colors.
[14:36] <CrazyPenguin> Something must be done, Heaven thinks.
[14:36] <CrazyPenguin> Time for some unpaid leave. Hakari finds herself in Hokkai.
[14:39] <CrazyPenguin> The colors here are unnatural, the geography is geodesic, and the fairies are militant. They roam around wearing outfits that at first glance appear to consist of clashing colors but turn out to be complementary, if you stick two fairies side by side. They also keep a wary watch with their veteran eyes; these fairies have seen action before.
[14:40] <Hakari> Hakari adjusts her hairpin (shaped like a pair of hanging scales, naturally), and looks about in quiet bemusement. What on earth happened here? The last time she'd seen this part of Gensokyo, it'd been...somber? Less eye-searing? Something like that.
[14:41] <CrazyPenguin> Unfortunately for them, their patrols are a small ways away from the mansion that sits in the middle of Hokkai. It sticks out like a sore thumb on a cartoon character's hand, and Hakari was dumped out of Heaven's portal halfway between a fairy patrol and the mansion.
[14:42] <CrazyPenguin> Hakari may have been thinking of Makai, nobody has been in Hokkai for hundreds of years until just recently.
[14:42] <Hakari> Probably!
[14:43] <Hakari> She isn't too good at directions. Speaking of, without a clear destination in mind, she heads for the mansion! Surely there is work to be done there!
[14:46] <CrazyPenguin> Would Haiiro like to describe the mansion?
[14:46] <CrazyPenguin> It has a large, inviting, unguarded front door...
[14:49] <@Haiiro-Honoo> On pretty much any other day, this would be a good idea. But not today, since staying up all night isn't good for typing quickly and soundly! That said, from the outside, it's...colorful, to say the very least. An unflattering description would be 'the entire place looks like it was hit with a rainbow paintball gun, every inch'. Admittably, Haiiro touched up the outside so that it seems to follow a pattern, but with everything like this there's no way you'd be able to figure out exactly what that is. Even if the rest of this place was a colorful mess, this place would stick out regardless.
[14:51] <@Haiiro-Honoo> It's likely that the inside might have changed up anyway, thanks to some things she got from somewhere.
[14:52] <Hakari> If the door's open, Hakari's gonna show herself right inside. No one would have anything to hide from a yama, right~?
[14:53] <CrazyPenguin> At the current time, the "door guardian" Honoo is getting her dress touched up by Anegumo.
[14:53] <CrazyPenguin> It's the last thing to do before everyoen disperses to intercept rampaging incident resolvers, who hopefully will only come one at a time.
[14:54] <CrazyPenguin> So the door is unlocked and unguarded.
[14:54] <Hakari> In she goes~
[14:54] <Hakari> Could she be the first incident resolver?
[14:54] <Hakari> DUN DUN DUN
[14:55] <@Haiiro-Honoo> GOTTA LOOK GOOD, Haiiro said. Gotta make impressions, Haiiro said. While simply making an impression by being the MOST POWERFUL FAIRY EVER was good enough for Honoo, and her own dress was good enough for Honoo, it wasn't good enough for Haiiro.
[14:56] <CrazyPenguin> Once inside the mansion, Hakari can hear some voices bickering down a hallway.
[14:57] * Ekaterina paces about outside the door again, having gotten the sense from Haiiro and Anegumo that she was bothering them.
[14:57] <Hakari> "Helloooo~? Excuse me~?"
[14:58] * Anegumo concentrates, not noticing Ekat's pacing. finding material that is fashionable and also flame retardant is difficult.
[14:58] <CrazyPenguin> As Ekaterina is in the hallway, she notices Hakari's call...
[14:59] * Ekaterina glances about quickly, deciding to hunt down the owner of the voice as an appropriate distraction.
[15:00] <Ginkyo> Daimofujin and his followers retreat into dark places like millions of fluffy white roaches.
[15:01] <GMingPenguin> Hakari and Ekaterina come across each other.
[15:01] <GMingPenguin> The vampire and the yama.
[15:01] <GMingPenguin> Not in that order.
[15:02] <Hakari> "Hello! You must be..." Hakari snaps her fingers, trying to remember the name of the person she was sent to monitor. The clearly good innocent person because the yamas are jerks. "Haiiro?"
[15:03] * Ekaterina 's boots ring loudly on the floor, her dress an elegant combination of black and red, hemmed with silver and white. Shes brushes her blonde hair from her face, and stares intently at the newcomer with her deep red eyes.
[15:03] <Ekaterina> "Tell me," she speaks with a clear foreign accent. "Are you one I'm allowed to eat?"
[15:05] <Hakari> "I doubt it. I've a heart of stone, you know~" Hakari doesn't seem to be taking her particularly seriously.
[15:06] <GMingPenguin> Some of the mofujin get inspired from watching Anegumo work on the dresses, and mob Daimofujin, plastering themselves all over his fluffy form in a crude dress shape.
[15:06] <Ekaterina> "Pity... I am not Haiiro," she leans forward towards the Yama. "But you, I don't belive you were invited."
[15:08] <Hakari> "Oh, but I was! Sent, rather. The judges of heaven and hell have taken an interest in Miss Haiiro! She's completely fascinating!"
[15:09] <Ekaterina> "Is that so?" Ekaterina grins devilishly.
[15:12] <GMingPenguin> Some of the mofujin that find the idea of turning into a dress silly, decide that it'd be a great idea to have dresses of their own. They hop up and down near Anegumo, begging for dresses. "Guv'nah! Giv dress please!"
[15:12] <Hakari> "It is, it is! You see, she makes a fascinating test case for the argument of yokai morality versus a concrete black and white line vis a vis judgement..." she continues babbling in lawyerspeak for a bit.
[15:12] <Anegumo> "There is no point. You will just forget them in an hour."
[15:12] <Ginkyo> Daimofujin floats above the ground a little bit, allowing more mofujin to gather about the "hem" and form an elegant dress train.
[15:13] <GMingPenguin> "But what an hour it'd be!"
[15:13] <Ginkyo> Daimofujin: "I am the prettiest."
[15:13] <Anegumo> she continues sewing fabrics together around honoo, finishing up, "There."
[15:13] * Ekaterina feels herself going crosseyed. "Hey.... Hey! Why were you here again?"
[15:14] <Anegumo> It has a similar pattern as Honoo's old dress but much less plain. she decided to go for a few alterations instead of an entirely new design.
[15:15] <@Haiiro-Honoo> Honoo, much relieved that she can move again, steps/floats back and FLARES UP. "Gotta be sure it's fireproof enough!" IF IT BURNS, WE HAVE A PROBLEM. OTHERWISE, ALL CLEAR!
[15:15] <Hakari> "And so the complete body of legal precedent clearly states - Oh. I was told to monitor the situation of a certain Miss Haiiro."
[15:16] <GMingPenguin> It is, indeed, fireproof.
[15:16] <GMingPenguin> In fact, Anegumo found some clothing which changes coloration based on how hot the fabric gets.
[15:16] <GMingPenguin> Thanks, Rinnosuke!
[15:16] <Ekaterina> "And monitoring involves tresspassing?"
[15:17] <Hakari> "YES! Wait. Wait. No. I'm not tresspassing, I was sent here as part of my jurisdiction a temporare."
[15:17] <@Haiiro-Honoo> Hurray! In fact, double hurray, as she notices the change! "Whoa! Whoa! This is cool! Thanks! Double thanks!"
[15:17] * Anegumo hears Ekaterina talking to someone-possibly herself, and decides to step out.
[15:18] <Anegumo> "No problem, no problem...Oy, Vamp, who are you talking to."
[15:18] <GMingPenguin> A mofujin gets a cross look on its face.
[15:18] <GMingPenguin> It floats in the air in front of Honoo.
[15:18] <GMingPenguin> "Cool? Seriously, guv?!"
[15:19] <@Haiiro-Honoo> "I can say cool if I want to! It's not actually on fire!"
[15:19] * Ekaterina jumps slightly, compromising her attempt at being menacing. "Oh... uh Anegumo... this is.... What did you say your name was?"
[15:19] <GMingPenguin> "You're hot!" He makes a :D face and points at Honoo with both hands.
[15:19] <@Haiiro-Honoo> :D
[15:20] <@Haiiro-Honoo> The Honoo does the same.
[15:20] * Anegumo looks at the woman up and down.
[15:21] <Hakari> "Tenbinhatsu Hakari, representative for the Yamas." She bows, hair ornaments clinking as she does.
[15:22] <@Haiiro-Honoo> Honoo ends up so amused that she forgets that she was supposed to be guarding the door for a while. At least until there's a really, really confusing name dropped, resulting in her looking in the direction of it.
[15:22] * Ginkyo follows the newcomer in
[15:22] <Ginkyo> "Oh, is this someone helping?"
[15:22] <Ginkyo> "The spells are going mad out there."
[15:23] <Ginkyo> "It makes my head feel funny. And not in the good way. I can't tell one rabbit from another to fix it..."
[15:23] * Ginkyo mumbles something about running through over a dozen youkai rabbits without success to calm the headache the spells were giving her
[15:23] <@Haiiro-Honoo> ...But since no one seems to be beating her up, she sort of just stares, trying to remember what she should be doing. Ginkyo breaks this, though! "Oh, they are? I'll let Haiiro know! ...Wait, then is she..." Another look at the newcomer.
[15:23] <Ekaterina> "Not the rabbits again..."
[15:24] <Ginkyo> "Danmaku battles going on are causing as much trouble for their shooters as their opponents. They're running into their own shots if they aren't careful."
[15:24] <Ginkyo> "I miss that one rabbit..."
[15:24] * Hakari glances from one speaker to the next, clearly a bit confused.
[15:24] <@Haiiro-Honoo> "...Eh, if no one's beating her up, it'll be fine." The Honoo takes flight at completely unrealistic speeds. Following her to Haiiro is improbable at best, only knowing the initial direction she goes.
[15:25] * Ginkyo waves
[15:25] <Ginkyo> Daimofujin gives Hakari some tea with a (manly, yet elegant) curtsy
[15:25] <Anegumo> "So what do you want here, Yama? We hold no business with you or your kind. Not yet, at any rate."
[15:26] <Ekaterina> "Not ever, if I have my say."
[15:27] <Ginkyo> "I'm not a god yet! I can't be evicted from Gensokyo by death!"
[15:27] * Ginkyo hides behind a door
[15:28] * Hakari blinkblinkblink, mentally takes some notes, and considers her response. "As I was saying to the young lady here, I was sent here on...well, I suppose the best way to put it is that I have been sent here to research a thesis of sorts. Don't mind me, I'll stay out of your way~" She smiles in a way that's supposed to be reassuring but totally isn't, coming from a Yama.
[15:31] <Anegumo> "How kind of you to leave then, so you can stay out of our way at a proper distance." She smiles cooly.
[15:31] <@Haiiro-Honoo> The Honoo comes back, but it seems that she's just watching the situation play out from here.
[15:32] <Hakari> "Oh, but I haven't even met Miss Haiiro yet, much less been able to take any notes..."
[15:34] <Anegumo> "A pity, but you are attempting to stay out of our way, so I'll deliver the message that someone was here."
[15:35] <Hakari> "But staying out of your way and not doing my research are miles apart."
[15:35] <@Haiiro-Honoo> "Already did!" The Honoo speaks up. "Then I was told to 'keep an eye on the situation', cause a yama being here is 'entirely expected, but still interesting'. She says."
[15:35] <Ginkyo> "How about you walk them closer together so you aren't tired at the end of the day?"
[15:37] <Hakari> "A wonderful idea, Miss...Miss. In fact, I'm doing just that." She continues sitting right where she is.
[15:38] <Ginkyo> "I'm helping, see? I'm not crazy. You're all crazy."
[15:38] <GMingPenguin> There is a knock at the door.
[15:38] <Ekaterina> "Ginkyo you- I-... I don't even know what to say to that."
[15:39] * Ginkyo sparkles with happiness
[15:39] <Ginkyo> Daimofujin goes to get the door.
[15:39] <Ginkyo> Daimofujin: "If it's that damned Scottish dinosaur youkai again, I'll show him--..."
[15:40] <@Haiiro-Honoo> KEEPING AN EYE ON THE SITUATION, the Honoo doesn't get the door. "...Seems harmless, check, seems like a yama, check..."
[15:41] <Hakari> "A yama?" Hakari turns toward the door.
[15:42] <Hakari> She's so curious that she doesn't even correct Honoo on the whole 'harmless and yama in the same sentence' thing.
[15:42] * Anegumo murmers 'scottish dinosaur...'
[15:42] <GMingPenguin> No Scottish dinosaur youkai. It's a tengu, armed with sword and shield, with a handsome yet playful face. Kireigou.
[15:42] * Ekaterina gives Anegumo a sideways glance. "What...?"
[15:43] <GMingPenguin> "Daimofujin!" he greets the manly fluffball with a bow. "I guess that confirms my suspicions. Is the mistress of the house around?"
[15:43] <Ginkyo> Daimofujin narrows his eyes at the tengu
[15:44] <Ginkyo> "Is this before or after you ask me for 3.5 ryo, you monster?"
[15:44] * Anegumo 's face softens noticeably, "You... what are you doing here?"
[15:45] <GMingPenguin> "This is after I give you a growler of draft beer."
[15:45] <Anegumo> (or are we in a different place)
[15:45] <Ekaterina> (Maybe we followed since veryone was leaving)
[15:45] <GMingPenguin> (You're down the hallway but visible)
[15:46] <Ekaterina> "Hey, who's he? He's cute."
[15:47] <@Haiiro-Honoo> 'One of those people that don't know when to stop talking' is a great definition of yama. In any case, expecting Honoo to keep still would be silly, so of course she followed if everyone else went off. Either way, the Honoo is on the scene to amble about for a while!
[15:51] <GMingPenguin> "Ah! Anegumo! I had a feeling you'd..." his eye looks from Daimofujin to Anegumo's, where it lingers for a while. "I suppose you might be able to guess why I'm here. The Tengu Patrol has been sent to uncover the person behind the current shenanigans on the surface, and I figured colors equal Haiiro, so..."
[15:51] <GMingPenguin> He then glances at Ekaterina for a moment. "You could say that Anegumo has good taste. I don't believe we've met before, nor have I met the lady back there with the scales." He bows, "Tengu Patrol member Kireigou, of the Youkai Mountain, at your service."
[15:52] <Anegumo> "But you in particular...Geez. this isn't quite working out..."
[15:53] <Ekaterina> "Kiriegou!" Ekaterina grins. "Oh so this is... " She giggles a bit, smiling at Anegumo.
[15:53] <GMingPenguin> "Don't worry. The Patrol doesn't know that I went to Makai, they think I'm exploring around the Hakurei Shrine. I just remembered talk about Haiiro's mansion moving to here, and the mansion wasn't where it used to be..."
[15:54] * Anegumo stands still, thinking.
[15:55] <@Haiiro-Honoo> Honoo glances between the two girls and Kiriegou. Is there...heat? "...Oh! So...if you're sneaking off, then you're here to help, right?"
[15:55] * GMingPenguin has slipped a big bottle of high quality beer to Daimofujin during this discussion.
[15:56] <Anegumo> "...are you?"
[15:56] * Anegumo doesn't sound optimistic.
[15:56] <Anegumo> she almost sounds upset.
[15:57] <GMingPenguin> "...I have a service to perform for the Tengu Patrol. They will expect me back. I can't offer my services in whatever it is you're planning, but so long as you promise that Lord Tenma won't come under harm, I will blind myself."
[15:58] * Ekaterina glances back and forth, like an excited child front row at a play.
[15:59] <Anegumo> "That is fine. If you decided to interfere...well, I wouldn't hold back." she still stands at guard.
[16:00] <GMingPenguin> He grins, "I'd expect you to e double ferocious. I'd be disappointed otherwise!"
[16:02] <Anegumo> "Do you think this is a game for me, Kireigou?" she says seriously. "I'm not a nice person you know. I have a reputation to uphold."
[16:03] <Anegumo> "I'm tired of the humans in the village encroaching on my territory, thinking a wolf has tamed me."
[16:03] <Anegumo> "Not many before you have lived so long. Do you think you are special?"
[16:05] <@Haiiro-Honoo> Honoo leaves for a few seconds, and comes back with berries to munch on.
[16:06] <GMingPenguin> He lays his sword on his shoulder. "I know that I'm not special, just an oddity. I have a warning, certain forces have started to move. You'll be able to hone your reputation on them, but you'll have to act quick to get the drop on them.
[16:06] <GMingPenguin> "As I passed the Shrine Maiden to 'search' for you, she was engaged in combat with some fairies."
[16:07] * Ekaterina has lost her smile, things were not going quite as she'd expected here, and suddenly she feels like she might want to be elsewhere for this.
[16:08] <Anegumo> "I thank you for the warning, but your help is not needed."
[16:11] <@Haiiro-Honoo> "Haiiro probably appreciates the update, though! 'Hard to keep an eye on things when I'm not outside', she says."
[16:11] <GMingPenguin> "I understand, and shall take my leave of you now. When I come again, I hope to see your reputation as aflame as it was before. Wolves, taming spiders, I don't believe that for an instant!"
[16:11] * Ginkyo bites her thumb, thinking
[16:12] * Ginkyo waits for Kireigou to leave
[16:12] <Ginkyo> "...Could have sworn I bought more time than that. The Hakurei miko moves fast this time around."
[16:12] <GMingPenguin> "The portal I took is near her home. Were she on the right track she'd be here already."
[16:13] <Ginkyo> "I assume the color-shifting was making her unable to relax and procrastinate before solving the incident..."
[16:13] * Ginkyo shrugs
[16:13] <Ginkyo> "Did you see any of the other humans?"
[16:13] * Anegumo keeps her composure and waits for Kireigou to leave.
[16:14] <GMingPenguin> "Not where I was. Good luck!" He bows again and turns to leave.
[16:15] <@Haiiro-Honoo> "Have fun!" The Honoo waves!
[16:15] <GMingPenguin> He backs out of the mansion, then flies off.
[16:16] * Ekaterina nervously laughs to herself a bit.
[16:17] * Anegumo gives a hard stomp with her heel to the floor. biting her nail.
[16:17] <@Haiiro-Honoo> Honoo would report back right now, but feels like bumbling around a bit longer. Feels like heat in here.
[16:18] * Ekaterina jumps and emits a pitiful squeak at the stomp.
[16:18] <Ginkyo> "...I'm scared. Anyone else scared?"
[16:19] * Ekaterina raises her hand a bit.
[16:19] * Ginkyo does the same
[16:20] <Anegumo> "You!" She turns to Hakari, "Are you leaving, or not?"
[16:20] <Anegumo> "You realize we aren't going to let you stop our little plan, you know?"
[16:20] <@Haiiro-Honoo> Honoo doesn't! In fact, she remembers a certain instance and links it with this one! "...Oooooh, is this what it's about? You all scared of Reimu?" Hakari's player is probably eating dinner, you know.
[16:20] <Anegumo> (whoops)
[16:21] <Ginkyo> "Yes."
[16:21] <@Haiiro-Honoo> "I heard one of my fairies actually shot her!"
[16:21] <Ginkyo> Daimofujin: "Double yes."
[16:21] <Ekaterina> "Reimu.. who? Oh the shrine maiden." Ekaterina hasnt pulled her gaze away from the spider.
[16:21] <@Haiiro-Honoo> "I'm not sure if they're making things up, but it sounds legit!"
[16:22] <Ginkyo> "The shrine maiden is the Hakurei god's chosen implement of youkai extermination! I don't believe it! I'd rather see some fairy conveniently named to being delicious or something than believe a fairy can't do what the youkai sages can't!"
[16:23] <@Haiiro-Honoo> "Believe whatcha wanna~"
[16:26] * Anegumo wordlessly walks off.
[16:27] <GMingPenguin> One of the mofujin speaks up. "The best way t' get over being a scaredykat is t' beat up tha guv'nah who scaredifies you."
[16:27] <Hakari> "Your little plan?" Hakari frowns. "If you will forgive my deferring to genre convention, that seems like the start of an evil villian monologe."
[16:27] * Ginkyo grabs the little mofujin
[16:28] * Ekaterina tags along behind Anegumo, wanting to check on her friend, but not before punting a certain offending mofujin in the direction of Ginkyo.
[16:28] <Ginkyo> "How's about /you/ beat up the Hakurei!"
[16:28] <GMingPenguin> "Sure thing!"
[16:28] * Anegumo stops, turning to Hakari, "And?"
[16:28] <GMingPenguin> It squirms out of Ginkyo's grasp and rolls out the door.
[16:28] * Ginkyo catches it and begins to use it to play hackey-sack with Ekaterina
[16:28] <Anegumo> "Regardless of what we are doing, do you intend to stop us?"
[16:28] <Anegumo> "Speak up."
[16:29] <Hakari> "I am simply here to observe, as I have said in the past. It is, however, troubling. Very troubling."
[16:30] <@Haiiro-Honoo> "...If you're not here to stop us from doing what you're observing, then...are...you here to help us?"
[16:31] <@Haiiro-Honoo> "Cause Haiiro ain't coming out if you're not here to help us, cause if you're not here to help us, then we should be shooting you down." She nods.
[16:31] <Hakari> "Oh, no!" Hakari smiles biiiiiig. "I am here to determine which part of hell you're going to."
[16:31] <@Haiiro-Honoo> "...Is there fire?"
[16:31] * Ginkyo flings out the odd mofujin once she gets bored
[16:32] <Ginkyo> "Beat the Hakurei and I'll make you a meal!"
[16:32] <Anegumo> "This incident will not change anything."
[16:32] <Anegumo> "And it will not happen for a long time."
[16:32] <Ekaterina> "Hell? What makes you think I would ever be going there?"
[16:32] <Anegumo> she says in regards to 'which hell anegumo is going to'
[16:32] <Hakari> "Fire, a mountain of needles, boiling in the yellow springs, who knows?"
[16:33] <GMingPenguin> The mofujin disappears into Hokkai.
[16:33] <Hakari> "Personally I think everyone can be good, so I'm here on your behalf!"
[16:34] <Ekaterina> "Good? Me? With all the things i've done?" Ekaterina laughs. "I didn't know the Yamas were comedians."
[16:35] <Hakari> "That's what they said to me, actually." Hakari reaches back to adjust her hair ornaments. "But I'm going to prove them wrong!"
[16:35] <@Haiiro-Honoo> "...Can you determine it to be fire?"
[16:35] <@Haiiro-Honoo> "Cause that'd be nice!"
[16:36] <Hakari> "I'm trying to determine that it's not anything."
[16:37] * Anegumo steps forward, into Hakari's face, "How high ranking are you, Yama? can you even see all the 'evil' that I have done?"
[16:37] <@Haiiro-Honoo> "Well, if there's none, then I can choose which one I want, right?" It's hopeless.
[16:38] <Ekaterina> "Oh! Which one of us IS the worst?"
[16:39] * Ginkyo eats some crackers, watching the evil-measuring
[16:39] <Hakari> "Well, I, uh..." Hakari's smile falters. Oh god this is not the way this is supposed to goooo
[16:39] <Anegumo> "That's what I thought. any high ranking yama wouldn't bother with this, I would think."
[16:40] <Hakari> "You, uh, know that there is a regular yama assigned to Gensokyo, right? I'm just here as part of my thesis."
[16:41] <@Haiiro-Honoo> Munch, munch.
[16:43] <Hakari> "In any case, my intuition tells me that you are all equally guilty, which means you are all equally innocent, too!" Her hair ornaments rattle loudly as she makes a balancing motion.
[16:43] * Ekaterina frowns, disappointed.
[16:43] <GMingPenguin> A wave of peace rolls over everyone, peace of mind from things they had done.
[16:44] <@Haiiro-Honoo> "H-hey! I'm not as guilty as those two!" So instead, it defaults to a lack of peace of mind from things other people had done. Figures.
[16:44] * Ginkyo continues eating crackers, unfazed as a "good" fox
[16:44] <Anegumo> "Oy! Oy!" she pushes the Yama back, "I don't WANT to be at peace, I was already at peace and it BORED ME OUT OF MY MIND."
[16:44] <GMingPenguin> Including peace of mind from doing good things when they feel the need to maintain a bad reputation.
[16:44] <Anegumo> She's uncomfortably chill
[16:45] * Hakari stumbles back.
[16:45] <@Haiiro-Honoo> But Honoo's in the same room! ...Wait, she just pondered and left. Quickly.
[16:46] <Ekaterina> "What's this... But I was never good at anything but being a monster!"
[16:47] * Anegumo exhales, turns, and continues leaving.
[16:47] * Ginkyo continues to look at everyone, wondering why they seem to be thinking like she does normally
[16:47] * Ginkyo feels she's made good friends
[16:47] <Hakari> "There's nothing wrong with being what you are! The greatest virtue is in being yourself!"
[16:50] <@Haiiro-Honoo> ...And suddenly, a Haiiro is entering the scene (with a Honoo attached)! "Feel like I had to come out here, even though I should be waiting in the back." She shrugs! "Keep on hearing things about a yama or something. Is that who this is?"
[16:51] <Hakari> "Are you Miss Haiiro?"
[16:52] <Ekaterina> "What did you do!"
[16:53] <Hakari> "I did nothing except allow you to see things from a different point of view."
[16:53] <Haiiro-Honoo> "Might be! Probably. Annnyway, you're here for...whatever reason, but unless you agree to help us out with what we're doing, we're gonna have to make you leave. Since you're kind of distracting!" To the point!
[16:53] * Ginkyo screams from a separate room
[16:54] <Ginkyo> "Why have you become displeased with me?!"
[16:54] * Ginkyo screams to the air
[16:54] <Ekaterina> "She hurt Ginkyo..."
[16:54] * Ginkyo falls back into the room, panting
[16:54] <Ginkyo> "The gods are displeased with me! We're in trouble!"
[16:55] <Haiiro-Honoo> "Physically? ...Not physically."
[16:56] <Hakari> "I'm afraid I can't help; I'm just an observer."
[16:56] * Ginkyo wordlessly screams, and begins undulating on the floor in terror
[16:56] <GMingPenguin> "Oi, I've got an idea." It's another mofujin.
[16:56] <Haiiro-Honoo> "But if you don't help, you can't observe."
[16:56] <Hakari> "It is imperative that I judge, not participate."
[16:57] * Ekaterina rushes over to Ginkyo and tries to hold the fox still. "Ginkyo! Ginkyo what's wrong?"
[16:57] <GMingPenguin> "Every incident's gots to have dis random sap who gets eat up, yeah? Why not dis broad?"
[16:57] <Haiiro-Honoo> ...
[16:57] <Haiiro-Honoo> "You can observe from a few miles away!"
[16:57] <GMingPenguin> beat*
[16:57] <Haiiro-Honoo> "That works, right?"
[16:58] <Hakari> "W-wait, what?"
[17:00] <Haiiro-Honoo> "Just...aimlessly fly around and observe from a distance. And if you happen to get beat up, then you can come back and rest in here."
[17:00] <Haiiro-Honoo> "And then maybe observe."
[17:01] * Ginkyo goes still, crying with a face of deflated defeat
[17:01] <Hakari> "No, not that part."
[17:01] * Hakari looks terribly flustered ;~;
[17:01] <Ginkyo> "I didn't eat any (non-evil) humans yet..."
[17:03] <Ekaterina> "... Ginkyo?"
[17:04] <Ginkyo> "The gods said I ate humans! They're angry at me! But I didn't taste any (delicious) human flesh (yet)! I've been careful not to! What happened?"
[17:05] <Ekaterina> "I uh... is that all youre worried about?" Ekaterina glares at the newcomer. "I think SHE did something."
[17:05] <Haiiro-Honoo> "...Oh, this."
[17:06] <Haiiro-Honoo> "Maybe Anegumo and you have ate so many fairies it's messing with the god's judgment. Either that, or someone mispoke."
[17:07] <Haiiro-Honoo> "Please make clear to Ginkyo that you did that, and will in no way, shape, or form 'drag her into hell', 'report her', or anything like that!"
[17:08] <Hakari> "Well, I'm not planning to - I told you, it's my goal to make sure all of you don't get dragged off into hell!"
[17:08] <Hakari> Hakari pouts.
[17:08] <Ginkyo> "The gods are already displeased! I can't use my powers properly if they're angry! Hell isn't the problem!"
[17:08] * Ginkyo poofs, and transforms into a (long) fox
[17:09] <Haiiro-Honoo> "It wouldn't hurt to make it clear. You know, both parts of what I said."
[17:09] <GMingPenguin> When she transforms, one of those pet shaming posters appears. "I ate humans and didn't even get to enjoy it."
[17:09] <Hakari> "I just balanced your sins! It's what a judge is supposed to do!"
[17:09] <Hakari> :C
[17:10] <Ginkyo> "Joff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!"
[17:10] <Haiiro-Honoo> Haiiro thinks on this a moment. "Ooooooh, that's what you did. And therefore...ooooohhh..."
[17:10] * Ginkyo 's speaking ability has become impaired
[17:12] <Haiiro-Honoo> "....Can you balance them on a better scale? Like, take take the 'ate people' sin and put it back where it belongs, but take other sins from her and move them there to balance it out...Once I leave this room. Quickly."
[17:12] <Haiiro-Honoo> The Haiiro gets out posthaste. Honoo takes the hint and follows! Sin means nothing to her, so she wasn't effected, but Haiiro was late and SHE DOESN'T WANT ANY.
[17:13] <GMingPenguin> I believe that fairies are exempt from the sin system anyways.
[17:14] <Hakari> "I can...try?"
[17:14] * Hakari focuses and jingle jangle go the scales again.
[17:15] <Ekaterina> "You better try, or Im going to add some sins to my record."
[17:15] <GMingPenguin> Sin gets rebalanced, less willy-nilly this time.
[17:15] <GMingPenguin> Inari is no longer displeased with Ginkyo.
[17:15] * Ginkyo transforms back to normal, trembling slighly
[17:15] <Ginkyo> "Thank...you..."
[17:16] * Ginkyo lays on the ground, exhausted
[17:17] <Haiiro-Honoo> Honoo is the one that comes back! "Are you done?"
[17:18] <Hakari> "I think so?"
[17:18] <Hakari> "Please, forgive me."
[17:19] * Ekaterina curses in Hakari's general direction, falling back on her multilingual repertoire of profanity.
[17:19] * Hakari covers her ears D:
[17:19] <Haiiro-Honoo> Honoo nods, and quickly leaves, coming back with Haiiro in a few seconds, tops. The Haiiro looks bothered!
[17:20] <GMingPenguin> "As pentinants, we should have da broad be da random sap!"
[17:20] <Haiiro-Honoo> "Hey! Didn't you just say you weren't allowed to actually do anything?"
[17:20] * Ginkyo bows on the ground to Hakari
[17:20] <Haiiro-Honoo> "And you totally did do something!"
[17:20] <Ginkyo> "You have affected each of us.  YOU'RE ONE OF US NOW!"
[17:20] * Ginkyo declares!
[17:20] <Hakari> "Exactly, so I reversed what I did and, uh, what?"
[17:20] <Ginkyo> "We're partners in crime now! Now you have to help us!"
[17:20] * Ekaterina stomps over to Hakari, and grabs for her shirt with a clawed hand.
[17:21] * Ginkyo holds the talkative mofuin-of-good-ideas to Hakari
[17:21] <Ekaterina> "You are going to have to work very hard to make up for this!"
[17:21] <Haiiro-Honoo> "So leave, observe from a distance, and come back if you, by some chance, get beat up."
[17:21] * Hakari blocks with one of those yama rods. OH DEAR WHERE DID THAT COME FROM
[17:22] <Haiiro-Honoo> "Trust me on this one! It'll all work out, I swear."
[17:22] * Hakari then turns her attention to the Mofumofu. And stares.
[17:24] <GMingPenguin> It hops onto her yama rod.
[17:24] <GMingPenguin> "Its da rules.
[17:24] <Hakari> "The rules. Yes. Rules are good. What are the rules?"
[17:25] <Ginkyo> "You heard the fluffy thing!"
[17:25] <GMingPenguin> "Ev'ry incidents gots to have dis sap who gets beat up by da incidens resolfer 'fore dey gets to da ones behind it, see?"
[17:25] <GMingPenguin> "An youse not behind da inciden!"
[17:26] <Hakari> "No, I'm not, but..." Hakari seems to have trouble making out what the fluffy thing is actually saying.
[17:27] * Ginkyo paints a small symbol on the mofujin's back, marking it as the "mofujin of good ideas"
[17:27] <Haiiro-Honoo> "What it's saying is you should go outside and observe from a distance, and karma will catch up to you very quickly."
[17:27] <GMingPenguin> "As da random sap, you gets ta go out inna Gensokyo and find da ones lookin' fer Highrow, and shoot da boolets at dem till you go pichu~un. Den if'n anudder one comes, do it agin'."
[17:27] <Haiiro-Honoo> Haiiro gives a thumbs-up.
[17:28] <Ekaterina> "What... it... said."
[17:28] <GMingPenguin> "or youse can jus' watch, but I dunno if dats gon'happen."
[17:28] <Hakari> "Well, uh, okay, I guess?"
[17:29] <Haiiro-Honoo> To the fluffball, "It's not."
[17:30] <GMingPenguin> "We'se small fry, we gots some small fry sense. An' I sense dat udder small fry are getting pichu~un'd."
[17:30] <Haiiro-Honoo> "All will be forgiven if you don't do it again and come back with bruises or something~
[17:30] <Haiiro-Honoo> "
[17:32] <Hakari> "All right! I'll do it!"
[17:32] <Hakari> She hops to her feet and heads for the door.
[17:33] <GMingPenguin> "I ting dats da sign fer us all ta get outta da door."
[17:33] <Haiiro-Honoo> "Good luck out there! Be as bystanderish as possible!"
[17:33] <GMingPenguin> The mofujin seems to be acquiring mroe and more of an accent as it continues speaking.
[17:33] * Ekaterina waves and casts Haiiro a friendly glance. 'Sucker." She whispers/
[17:34] * Hakari throws open the door and heads out~
[17:35] <Haiiro-Honoo> "...I guess that worked out for me!"
[17:35] <Haiiro-Honoo> Haiiro returns to her place at some point!
[17:43] <GMingPenguin> Five fairies flying over the forest~
[17:44] * Kamusu does a mid-air barrel roll
[17:44] <Kamusu> "I'm confused! Everything's shiny and colorful and bright!"
[17:44] <Mitsuko> "No more mushrooms...." Mitsuko suddenly becomes hungry for mushrooms again.
[17:45] <Ree> "It's...amazing~" Ree's flying is off.
[17:45] * Keiko yawwwwwwns, "Colors make me sleepy..."
[17:45] <Ree> "...Maybe now we can find the treasure!"
[17:45] <GMingPenguin> Many other fairies have been flying about, dancing through colors and experimenting with what the spells do to their danmaku shots.
[17:46] * Kamusu waves to Tastywing, or some fairy that looks like Tastywing
[17:46] <GMingPenguin> You've seen, off in the distance, a couple of non-fairies, flying about and fending off the playful danmaku of the excited fey.
[17:47] <Meina> "Oh you know what this is going to make my SHOOTING STARS even starrier! And shootier!"
[17:48] <Mitsuko> "Hey, who's that over there! Maybe they have mushrooms!"
[17:48] <Ree> "Ooooh! Ooooh! Shoot some!"
[17:48] <GMingPenguin> One is short, wears a pink dress, and has big floppy ears. The other is taller, wears a black blazer, and has tall ears that stand proud.
[17:48] <Ree> "...Maybe them! Shoot them!"
[17:49] <Meina> "Okay!"
[17:49] <Kamusu> "Yeah! We'll show them the inescapable end of all things!"
[17:49] <Meina> "Special Magical Attack! Petit Meteor!"
[17:49] * Meina shoots a barrage of sparkly star danmaku.
[17:50] <Mitsuko> "Charge!"
[17:50] <Kamusu> "Give us candy!"
[17:50] <Keiko> "Do you have a pillow?"
[17:50] <Ree> Ree, knowing that danmaku is best delivered in spurts, follows up with her own! She fires X's!
[17:50] <Meina> "Oooh, candy!" Meina turns to Kamusu, almost spraying her with stars as well.
[17:51] <Kamusu> "Is this candy or danmaku? All the colors are messed up!"
[17:51] <GMingPenguin> "I told you that we'd get somewhere if we just went around beating up random fairies!" the smaller one says to the taller one, who replies, "We haven't got anywhere yet. Gah! These bullets are going to damage my blazer!"
[17:51] <Kamusu> "Oh, it tastes like pain candy! Or danmaku!"
[17:52] <GMingPenguin> Though they are both flying, the short one climbs onto the taller one's shoulders and stands tall. "Unleash the hounds of war!" she shouts, then flings cute bunnies at you!
[17:52] <Keiko> "Ah! so many bunnies to count!"
[17:54] <GMingPenguin> Reisen and Tewi are operating as one, quite literally. Eirin said to "work together" and Tewi took it too literally.
[17:54] <Meina> "But those are bunnies, not hounds - what's a hound, anyway?"
[17:54] <Kamusu> "Bunnies should be cute, not painful!"
[17:54] * Kamusu takes a rabbit in the face
[17:55] <GMingPenguin> "Woah, you see that!" Tewi leans down to shout into Reisen's ear. "Got her right in the face and she's still running around! These are tough fairies, we're ont he right track!"
[17:55] <GMingPenguin> Reisen responds, "You said that last time, but then it turned out that you had tricked me into robbing Rinnosuke's shop for that new game!"
[17:55] * Mitsuko gets smacked by a bunny, which thanks to static, immediately becomes a poofball.
[17:56] <GMingPenguin> The poofball rabbit looks very confused as it sticks to a random balloon floating in the air
[17:57] <Ree> Smacked in the leg! SHE CAN STILL GO! "You think we're tough! ...And I am!" She puffs up.
[17:57] <GMingPenguin> Reisen shoves a hand in Tewi's face and forms a gun with her other hand. "Pew pew!" bullets come flying out! It's Tewi making the pew pew noise.
[17:58] <Ree> "See, watch!" She tries to mimic the way she shot Reimu.
[17:58] <Mitsuko> "Static storm! I'll mess up your hair!"
[17:59] <Meina> "Petit Southern Cross!"
[18:00] * Kamusu flings another fairly ineffectual gust of smoky danmaku
[18:02] * Keiko nearly falls asleep, not because the fight is boring, because it takes soo much energy.
[18:03] * Keiko shoots bullets in a fright of alertness.
[18:03] * Kamusu tries to dodge Reisen's bullets
[18:04] <Kamusu> "I don't have an intestinal problem! I don't need medicine for down there!"
[18:04] <GMingPenguin> "MY. BULLETS. ARE. NOT. SUPPOSITORIES."
[18:04] * Kamusu luckily takes one of Reisen's bullets to the face
[18:04] <Ree> "What are they, then?"
[18:04] <Ree> "They have to be something!"
[18:05] <GMingPenguin> Kamusu's taunt distracts Reisen, so her bullets are ineffectually aimed.
[18:05] <Ree> Dodge.
[18:05] <Ree> "I'm shooting X's, she's shooting stars...you can't just shoot bullets! Everyone shoots bullets!"
[18:07] <GMingPenguin> "Fine! Stare into my eyes and observe the madness within! Tele-Mesmerizing Ray!"
[18:07] <GMingPenguin> She leans back and then throws her head forward as a laser shoots out of it. That's the plan at least. Tewi pulling at her shoulder makes it a bit difficult to do.
[18:08] <Ree> She stares. "They're red!"
[18:08] * Keiko pichuns~
[18:08] * Kamusu makes a pose
[18:08] <Kamusu> "Space Ripper Stingy Eyes!"
[18:09] * Kamusu mimes her own eyebeam attack, only getting her smoke blown back into her eyes
[18:10] <Ree> Ree, staring into the eyes, also shoots them. ...And you're left wondering what she saw, exactly.
[18:11] <Ree> I mean, the eyes can't be red, with how things work around here.
[18:11] <GMingPenguin> They're mauve-green-blue
[18:12] <Ree> What did she see?
[18:13] <GMingPenguin> Yes.
[18:13] * Meina spins around, calling up a cloud of stardust!
[18:18] <Kamusu> "Why are we dying so fas--"*pichun*
[18:18] <Mitsuko> "I'm Dyyyyyyiiinggg! Again!"
[18:18] * Kamusu explodes into a smoky cloud of tobacco ash and feathers
[18:19] <Ree> "Reeeee--"*Pichuun~*
[18:19] * Meina 's spinning careens her right into Reisen's spell card!
[18:20] * Mitsuko hangs from a low tree branch by her dress. "Dyyyiinggg......"
[18:21] <Ree> Ree is, as is the case, blown up to hell. She's not used to it, but only because she never remembers the pain!
[18:21] <GMingPenguin> Reisen may have annihilated all of the fairies in one blow, but dangit if they didn't get a couple good shots in themselves!
[18:22] <GMingPenguin> She lays on a tree for a moment. "Ooof. Just barely didn't dodge that one."
[18:22] <GMingPenguin> Tewi pulls her off of the leaves, "I toldja that we should practice danmaku more often."
[18:23] <GMingPenguin> "Oh no, your idea of practice is to shoot me while I'm doing chores, hurting me AND getting me in trouble with our mistress!"
[18:23] <GMingPenguin> "Then you should be more prepared~"
[18:23] * Meina suddenly moves, charging towards the two bunnies. "I'LL NEVER SURRENDER!"
[18:24] <GMingPenguin> !
[18:24] <GMingPenguin> Reisen twists and throws Tewi at Meina!
[18:24] <Meina> "Super petit star flaaaaare!"
[18:25] <Meina> BUT THE MIRACLE NEVER HAPPEN
[18:25] <Meina> and Meina goes pichuun
[18:25] <GMingPenguin> "Aveeeenge meeeeee~~~" Tewi shouts as she rams into Meina.
[18:26] <Meina> Meina explodes into point items.
[18:27] <Keiko> "Too sleepy to fight..."
[18:27] <Mitsuko> "Dyyy....ing....."
[18:29] <GMingPenguin> As the fairies fall into the sweet slumber of a fairy in nature's bosom, resting to be reborn again in a short period of time, Hakari floats above the battlefield.
[18:30] <GMingPenguin> She had been positioned there to observe.
[18:30] <Hakari> And observe she did! But it mostly looked like a bullying rabbit throwing another rabbit around :<
[18:32] <GMingPenguin> Those two fairies have spotted Hakari.
[18:34] <Hakari> "You there! You rabbits should be working together! To take advangage of someone just because they're smaller is cruel!"
[18:34] * Hakari flies down to lecture Raisin.
[18:35] <GMingPenguin> "Ahah!" Tewi shouts, climbing back onto Reisen's shoulders. "Here's someone who knows what's up!"
[18:35] <GMingPenguin> Reisen responds to Tewi, "I think she's just here to give us advice..."
[18:36] <Hakari> "I'm so sorry, small-black-haired-rabbit-girl! You tell me if she bullies you again, and I'll give her the ol' one-two, all right? Now shake hands and be friends!"
[18:36] <GMingPenguin> Tewi giggles uncontrollably.
[18:36] <GMingPenguin> Reisen casts a glance at Hakari. "You must be new, right? She's the bully here."
[18:37] <Hakari> "That's nonsense! I saw you throwing her around and sticking your hand in her face to fire danmaku and sending her off to attack those fairies!"
[18:38] <GMingPenguin> Tewi lays the back of her hand on her forehead and sways dramatically. "Oh, you are so mean Reisen-sama~"
[18:38] <Hakari> "Of course, everyone can be better if they try! Just be friends!"
[18:38] <GMingPenguin> Reisen puts her hands together in a plaintive gesture, "Have you ever heard of a pitfall trap?"
[18:39] <GMingPenguin> "I spend half of my life falling in holes she digs, while I'm trying to get chores done!"
[18:40] <GMingPenguin> Tewi leans over, exhausted. She's still sitting on Reisen's shoulders. She calls to Hakari, quietly. "Stranger-sama, come here. I have a confession..."
[18:40] * Hakari soars closer~
[18:41] <GMingPenguin> "Just a little closer... I have to whisper this so she doesn't hear..."
[18:42] * Hakari lands and walks clooooser.
[18:44] <GMingPenguin> Tewi waits until Hakari is close enough to whisper to, starts confessing "When people trust me, I like to..." then she turns it into a shout while pulling out a massive mallet and swinging it at Hakari at the same time, "NEVER TRUST A WHITE RABBIT!"
[18:44] <Hakari> "Grhhhk"
[18:45] * Hakari moves to deflect the attack with her rod, but is completely blindsided!
[18:48] <GMingPenguin> Reisen cringes as Tewi's hammer connects with Hakari.
[18:49] <GMingPenguin> The moon rabbit has flashbacks to the last time she tried to make mochi.
[18:49] <GMingPenguin> "Make 'em all fall!" Tewi shouts, as she spawns hammers in the air above Hakari.
[18:52] <GMingPenguin> Meanwhile, a certain fairy in Hokkai reveals her talents.
[18:52] <GMingPenguin> She's a farsight fairy, and her wings show images of what's happening elsewhere.
[18:52] <GMingPenguin> So those in the mansion got to see the face smack in detail.
[18:53] * Hakari pulls out a mirror from in her sleeves and aims it at Tewi, complete with that vrooooooo sort of wave motion gun sound, you know the one!
[18:53] * Ginkyo is not present at the mansion watching, and is instead racing to wherever Hakari is
[18:53] <Haiiro-Honoo> Honoo is definitely munching berries like no one's business. ...And so is Haiiro. MUNCH.
[18:53] <GMingPenguin> Tewi grabs Reisen's mouth and pulls her lips into a grin. "Smile for the mirror!"
[18:55] <Hakari> vrrrrrRRRROOOOOOOOOO - SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHING!
[18:56] <GMingPenguin> Reisen's teeth glint in the mirror. Then the laser glints in her teeth.
[18:56] <GMingPenguin> She goes down and Tewi goes flying in the air, "Wheeeee!"
[18:57] * Hakari then whips the mirror up to chase Tewi, but only manages to obliterate the falling hammers.
[18:58] <GMingPenguin> From lying on the ground, Reisen holds out her hand and fires shotgun-spread bullets from her finger. "Spread Sign, Moon of Truth!"
[19:01] <Hakari> "Precedent! Revival of Infinite History!"
[19:05] <GMingPenguin> From the tele-visionary fairy wings, the mansion dwellers watch as Hakari lays the smack down on the Eientei group.
[19:05] <Hakari> The cleansed crystal mirror fires out another laser while she sprays out a wave of legal notes in random directions!
[19:05] <Ekaterina> "Sucker."
[19:05] <GMingPenguin> "Legal notices?! Crud! The Feds are on to me!"
[19:05] <GMingPenguin> Tewi panicks and flies away.
[19:06] <GMingPenguin> Reisen shouts about her blazer being torn, and chases after Tewi.
[19:06] <Hakari> "Justice has been served! I think."
[19:06] * Hakari brushes herself off, and tucks the mirror back in her sleeve.
[19:06] * Ginkyo runs faster, barrelling through Tastywing to try to get to wherever Hakari is
[19:07] <GMingPenguin> Tewi and Reisen have been defeated!
[19:07] <Haiiro-Honoo> "...She's not bad!"
[19:07] <Haiiro-Honoo> "...I didn't think about this. Does this qualify as 'getting beat up'? Huh."
[19:08] * Ginkyo arrives, standing in the forestline beneath the battle
[19:08] * Ginkyo turns into a fox
[19:08] * Ginkyo drags Reisen away by the collar
[19:09] * Ekaterina lifts a cup of tea. "Oh does it really matter? The real show hasn't even arrived yet."
[19:09] <Ekaterina> "Oh drat, Ginkyo's up to her shenanaigans again."
[19:09] * Hakari follows after Ginkyo!
[19:10] <GMingPenguin> Reisen trips over herself while chasing after Tewi, and in a moment is being dragged off by Ginkyo.
[19:11] <Ekaterina> "That poor Rabbit." Ekaterina kicks back and laughs.
[19:11] <Hakari> "What are you doing?"
[19:12] <Haiiro-Honoo> "True, true, but I thought she'd just get completely destroyed after Tewi's opening move--aaand there's Ginkyo. Good game, Reisen."
[19:12] * Ginkyo dare not open her mouth to speak, lest she release her catch
[19:13] <Haiiro-Honoo> "I guess Ginkyo probably forgives her for earlier."


---Kaleidoscope of Rainbow Paradise, Stage 2, Outro: Hakari's Defeat Debut! Stage 3: Ginkyo, Please!---
[14:33] <GMingPenguin> Voice 1 mumbles something incomprehensible.
[14:33] <GMingPenguin> Voice 2: "Hey, wake up. Get up lazy butt."
[14:33] <GMingPenguin> Voice 1: "Grumble grumble it's too early to wake up."
[14:33] <GMingPenguin> Voice 2: "It's noon."
[14:33] <GMingPenguin> Voice 1: "Exactly. It's not yet afternoon. Now geddout."
[14:33] <GMingPenguin> Voice 2: "I'm not joking! Get your butt out of bed, something serious is happening!"
[14:33] <GMingPenguin> Voice 1: "Alright, alright, I'm awake. What is it?"
[14:33] <GMingPenguin> Voice 2: "That color magic. We need to stop it."
[14:33] <GMingPenguin> Voice 1: "Huh? Stop the color? But you're the seven colored magician, I thought you'd have loved all the crazy colors. Powering up Gensokyo and all that."
[14:33] <GMingPenguin> Voice 2: "Here. Let me show you something."
[14:33] <GMingPenguin> There is the sound of a book opening and pages rustling.
[14:34] <GMingPenguin> Voice 1: "What the? I can't read your grimoire! Wait, could I before?"
[14:34] <GMingPenguin> Voice 2: "No, because it wasn't yours. But you are correct, this weird coloration modification is messing with spellbooks and tomes. All of my books are like this."
[14:34] <GMingPenguin> Voice 1: "I wonder if mine are as well.." *flip flip* "They are. Well then."
[14:34] <GMingPenguin> Voice 2: "So it is agreed, we must find the person responsible, and beat them up until things return to normal. I'll loan you some of my dolls."
[14:34] <GMingPenguin> Voice 1: "Woah woah woah! Last time you lent me some dolls, they and their gunpowder was more of a threat to me than the danmaku I was facing! No way!"
[14:34] <GMingPenguin> Voice 2: "It's not like you'll have your spells to help you, because-"
[14:34] <GMingPenguin> A window breaks, and glass tinkles to the ground.
[14:34] <GMingPenguin> Voice 3: "You! I knew that if you weren't at your house, you'd be here!"
[14:34] <GMingPenguin> Voice 4: "..."
[14:34] <GMingPenguin> Voice 2: "Patchouli! Why are you so upset?"
[14:34] <GMingPenguin> Voice 3: "You know why I'm upset! Your 'seven colored magic' is messing up my magic!"
[14:34] <GMingPenguin> Voice 2: "It's messing up mine as well, you dolt! That's why I'm here, to kick Marisa into solving this incident."
[14:34] <GMingPenguin> Voice 1: "Why me?"
[14:34] <GMingPenguin> Voice 3: "Yeah? How do I know it's not you? Things are turned the seven colors of the rainbow, that's your mark right?"
[14:34] <GMingPenguin> Voice 2: "It's a coincidence, I swear. Look, my magic is messed up too. See my grimoire? I can't memorize any spells."
[14:34] <GMingPenguin> Voice 3: "Hmph. A  magician wouldn't disable her own magic. Okay, you're off the hook. Back down, Koakuma."
[14:34] <GMingPenguin> Voice 4: "..."
[14:34] <GMingPenguin> Voice 1: "Must suck for you, eh Patchouli? I've got my reactor, and Alice has her dolls. All of your magic is in your books."
[14:34] <GMingPenguin> Voice 3: "Indeed. I even used up all of my memorized spells, experimenting. I have a warning about your Hakkero."
[14:34] <GMingPenguin> Voice 1: "Oh?"
[14:34] <GMingPenguin> Voice 3: "I was testing my Non-Directional Laser, similar to your Master Spark. And there were . . . odd, results. Are you familiar with Prismatic Sphere?"
[14:34] <GMingPenguin> Voice 2: "I've cast that one before."
[14:34] <GMingPenguin> Voice 3: "If they're like mine, and they are, your lasers will take on a prismatic quality. They will bend between the seven colors, and will have a different effect based on which color is 'out' at the time."
[14:34] <GMingPenguin> Voice 1: "They're all cool effects, right?"
[14:34] <GMingPenguin> Voice 3: "Well, some of them are. Some are not so good for you. You may have an interesting time resolving this incident."
[14:34] <GMingPenguin> Voice 1 sighs. "Guess I'd better be off, then. Can't have the three Witches of Gensokyo in a tizzy because of some silly color magic."
[14:34] <GMingPenguin> Voice 2: "Here, I brought my dolls."
[14:34] <GMingPenguin> Voice 2: "I don't have anything to give except the advice. No, you may not take Koakuma."
[14:34] <GMingPenguin> Voice 4: "..."
[14:34] <GMingPenguin> Voice 1: "Hah, that'd be a funny sight! Aw, I'm only joking Koey, don't give me that look.
[14:34] <GMingPenguin> There is the voice of hair being tussled.
[14:34] <GMingPenguin> Voice 4: "..."
[14:34] <GMingPenguin> Voice 1: "Onwards, to normacy!"
[14:34] <GMingPenguin> There is a wooshing sound.
[14:34] <GMingPenguin> Voice 2: "I wonder if she'll notice that she's still in her pajamas."
[14:34] <GMingPenguin> Voice 3: "What's wrong with leaving the house in your pajamas?"
[14:34] <GMingPenguin> Voice 2: "Nevermind..."
[14:38] <GMingPenguin> Scene change.
[14:40] <GMingPenguin> Ekaterina, Hakari, and Ginkyo(? Maybe just Daimofujin?) stand outside of the mansion in Hokkai, after Hakari has fully recovered after defeating Inaba of the Moon and Inaba of the Earth.
[14:40] <Ginkyo> (Ginkyo is trying to drag away Reisen when Hakari caught her and questioned her.)
[14:41] <GMingPenguin> (We could do that conversation too)
[14:41] * Ginkyo stares silently in fox-form at Hakari, Reisen's collar in her mouth
[14:41] <Hakari> "..."
[14:41] * Hakari stares back.
[14:41] * Ginkyo wants to answer the yama to attest her "innocence," but dare not release her quarry before she's gotten to commit her crime
[14:42] * Ginkyo bolts, dragging off Reisen
[14:42] <Hakari> "Er. Uh."
[14:43] <Hakari> "Well then!"
[14:44] <Hakari> "I'd suggest you carefully consider the reprecussions of any act!" Hakari yells off after Ginkyo.
[14:44] * Ginkyo cackles as best she can with her mouth full (and Reisen struggling)
[14:45] <GMingPenguin> Reisen is unconscious at this time, if my memory is correct.
[14:45] <Ginkyo> (Didn't Tewi bid her farewell and she snarked back and called for help?)
[14:46] <GMingPenguin> (or at least snarked back)
[14:48] <GMingPenguin> After the defeat of the Eientei group (or, should I say, defeienteit?), the fairy activity level subsides for a little bit.
[14:48] <GMingPenguin> As they are a general judge if someone is rampaging, this lull means that Hakari has time to recover and recuperate.
[14:49] <GMingPenguin> She'll need it, because the next 'main character' to come through won't have Tewi sitting on her head. But, who will she be?!
[14:49] * Hakari drags herself back to Haiiro's house to rest up~
[14:50] <GMingPenguin> In order to get to the mansion, you have to portal from Gensokyo to Hokkai. Thankfully, Haiiro already splashed some colorful portal magics onto Hakari.
[14:51] <Hakari> yaaay
[14:52] * Hakari takes advantage of colorful portal magics then
[14:52] <GMingPenguin> Of course, to get to the mansion, one has to get through Ekaterina...
[14:54] * Ekaterina falls out of the sky to block Hakari's path. "And where do you think you're going eh?"
[14:55] * Hakari attempts to step around her. "Now that the proper dispenation of justice has been done, I should like to return to my position here."
[14:55] <Hakari> "I do, after all, have an assignment that must be completed."
[14:55] * Ekaterina steps in front of Hakari, grinning. "And that concerns me..... how?"
[14:56] <Hakari> "I can't imagine it does. Now, if you would excuse me?"
[14:57] <Ekaterina> "No, no. I don't think so."
[14:58] <Hakari> "Why on earth not?"
[14:59] <Ekaterina> "Because you'll bother Haiiro. This is a very important time for her, and we can't have her distracted. Not. One. Bit."
[14:59] <Hakari> "And don't you think causing an incident here would be a greater disturbance than just letting me through?"
[14:59] * Hakari smiles biiiiig
[15:00] * Ekaterina sputters. "Well.. I... Uh... Shut up! Go away!"
[15:00] <Hakari> "Of course." Zoooooom goes the yama.
[15:01] * Ekaterina yells frustratedly, and tries to find something she can break.
[15:02] <GMingPenguin> A Makai fairy floats by and waves energetically at Ekaterina
[15:02] <GMingPenguin> "Haaiiiiiii~"
[15:02] * Ekaterina blasts the fairy with a laser.
[15:04] <GMingPenguin> The fairy handily disintegrates with a quick yelp of "what'd I doooo"
[15:09] <GMingPenguin> Hakari finds that Haiiro's room has a "do not disturb" sign on it
[15:09] * Hakari of course barges in. yamas
[15:09] <GMingPenguin> Hakari thwacks off of the colorful force field over the door.
[15:09] <GMingPenguin> Inside, she can hear Haiiro conversing with Honoo, making sure the latter understands her role.
[15:10] <GMingPenguin> A lot of points are being repeated. You don't know if this is because one of the conversationalists is a fairy, or if it's because the other conversationalist is Haiiro.
[15:11] * Hakari eavesdrops. :D
[15:13] <GMingPenguin> "...okay! Now that it's settled, it's time for you to get in that closet, shut that door, and change into that new dress Anegumo put together for you."
[15:14] <Hakari> When THE PLAN is done being outlined, Hakari runs off to lecture Ekaterina again.
[15:14] <Hakari> A yama's work is never done!
[15:15] <GMingPenguin> Perhaps she runs into Anegumo on the way?
[15:15] <Ekaterina> (Save me Anegumo!)
[15:15] * Anegumo stares flatly at the woman who bounces off of her.
[15:15] <Anegumo> "Still running around, yama?"
[15:17] <Hakari> "Ghk."
[15:17] <Hakari> "I am, after all, a busy woman."
[15:17] * Hakari brushes herself off.
[15:18] <Anegumo> "I can see that, what are you doing right now?"
[15:18] <Hakari> "I was hoping to engage in tea and civil discourse with Miss Ekaterina."
[15:19] <Anegumo> "The vampire eh? Alright, I shall escort you."
[15:20] * Anegumo watches the yama as she takes her where she is fairly certain Ekat is staying.
[15:21] * Hakari follows. She seems very interested in everything that goes by.
[15:21] <GMingPenguin> In other words, the doorstep.
[15:21] * Ekaterina stares idly ahead, sipping from a metal container.
[15:22] * Anegumo makes sure Hakari doesn't go wandering off down a hallway.
[15:22] * Anegumo pushes the door open wordlessly to find ekat
[15:23] <Ekaterina> "Hi Anegu-..." Ekaterina lets off a growl at the sight of the Yama.
[15:24] * Hakari waves. :D
[15:25] * Ekaterina walks right past the Yama to Anegumo and whispers in her ear. "Why did you bring HER back?"
[15:25] <Anegumo> "She was in the house."
[15:26] * Anegumo smiles faintly, "And she wanted to have a chat with you."
[15:26] <Hakari> "Now, Miss Ekaterina, why don't you tell me a little about yourself? And miss, ah....Miss Spider, as well."
[15:27] <Ekaterina> "Now look what you did."
[15:27] * Ginkyo slides down walls into the room from the ceiling, wearing a nice suit
[15:27] <GMingPenguin> A fairy flies by. "I can tell you all about this one!"
[15:27] <Ginkyo> "Morning, ladies."
[15:27] <GMingPenguin> The fairy points an accusatory finger at Ekaterina. "She's scurrryy!"
[15:27] <Hakari> "Is she, now."
[15:28] <Anegumo> "Good morning, Ginkyo."
[15:28] <GMingPenguin> The fairy puts her hands up to her head, then mimes her head exploding, fingers as head bits. "Pichu~un!"
[15:28] <GMingPenguin> She flops onto the ground.
[15:28] * Ekaterina goes to loom over the fairy. "Oh, you think I'm scary now?"
[15:29] <Ginkyo> "A very good morning. Will you all be having tea?"
[15:29] <Anegumo> "Quit scaring the emergency rations." She says offhandedly to ekat, not looking in her direction. "Of course."
[15:29] * Ginkyo 's skin sparkles, refreshed
[15:29] * Ginkyo sidles off to go make tea relaxedly
[15:29] <Hakari> "Yes please."
[15:29] <Ginkyo> "Ara ara ara ara ara"
[15:29] <Hakari> "Do any of you mind if I take notes?"
[15:29] <Hakari> "Now, you said something about emergency rations?"
[15:30] <Ekaterina> "Could we stop you?"
[15:30] <GMingPenguin> "My name's Munchy!" shouts the fairy, who then continues to play dead.
[15:31] <Anegumo> "You know, you act more like a tengu reporter, than a yama."
[15:31] <Anegumo> "Do you happen to have wings hidden in your back?"
[15:31] <GMingPenguin> Oddly enough, a tengu reporter is interviewing someone right now!
[15:32] <Hakari> "I would say reporters and judges are the people most interested in the truth, don't you think?"
[15:33] <Ekaterina> "Torturers too." Ekaterina Grins.
[15:33] <Anegumo> "If you would say that, then I would say you have not known a reporter."
[15:34] <Hakari> "It's possible!"
[15:34] * Ginkyo saunters in with a tray of tea and places them on a table
[15:34] * Ginkyo begins to spin around with Daimofujin
[15:35] <Hakari> "In any case, one must gather all the information one can if one is to make a case that will stand up in court!" Hakari finger waggles before taking a tea cup and ssssssiiiip.
[15:35] <Anegumo> (aren't we on the porch?)
[15:35] <Ginkyo> (on a railing?)
[15:35] <GMingPenguin> Mansion in Gensokyo, if has tables outside.
[15:35] <GMingPenguin> For the pretty view.
[15:35] <Anegumo> She takes a cup no matter where its put "And what case are you trying to make?"
[15:35] <GMingPenguin> Hey, it wasn't always in Hokkai!
[15:36] <Hakari> "That's a good question, isn't it?"
[15:36] <Hakari> "It will, of course, depend on what I learn~"
[15:37] <Anegumo> "That's a clever way of saying you aren't telling."
[15:37] * Anegumo sips
[15:38] <Hakari> "It is a way of saying nothing is immutable except the search for the truth!"
[15:38] <Anegumo> "You'll have to forgive me for being skeptical."
[15:38] * Ekaterina looks at Ginkyo funny for a moment. "So... whats in the tea?"
[15:39] <Ginkyo> "My platonic love of everyone!"
[15:39] * Ginkyo dances about serenely
[15:39] <GMingPenguin> The fairy floats into the air, points at Hakari (it's a rude fairy), and shouts "YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!"
[15:39] <GMingPenguin> She then starts to flutter off.
[15:40] <Hakari> "Oh hohohohohohohoho, do you really think so?"
[15:41] * Ekaterina glances at Ginkyo confusedly before deciding that yeah, she'll stick with her thermos.
[15:42] <GMingPenguin> The tea is delicious, mind you.
[15:42] <Ekaterina> (Not risking it.)
[15:42] * Anegumo drinks
[15:42] * Hakari definitely drinks Ginkyo's tea~
[15:43] <Ekaterina> "In my experience, truth is subjective, a matter of opinion. It's important to cultivate the right opinions in people."
[15:44] <Hakari> "Oh? Go on, go on."
[15:45] <Ekaterina> "Its really a simple matter. At times to attain the best outcome, its useful for most people to believe the truth to be something it, well, isn't."
[15:45] <Anegumo> "If you really don't understand the gray between the black and white you should talk to Yukari sama." She grins.
[15:46] <GMingPenguin> It looks like red tea, but it tastes like green tea, with ginseng.
[15:46] <GMingPenguin> Energizing~
[15:48] <Hakari> "Oh, the fact that there are always extenuating circumstances doesn't change the fact that there is truth and lies, and an impossible gulf between them!" Hakari bangs her hand on the table dramatically. Woops, looks like she's wired.
[15:48] <GMingPenguin> I bet that if you stuck Shikieiki (who only sees black and white) and Hakari (who sees everything in shades of grey) in a room, the sermons would never cease
[15:49] <Hakari> probably!
[15:50] <GMingPenguin> Regardless, a different Makai fairy flies towards the tea party. This one looks to be srs bsns.
[15:50] * Hakari raises a cup to her. Cheers!
[15:50] <Anegumo> "report?"
[15:51] <GMingPenguin> "Ma'ams! Reports of casualties in the midwestern sector!"
[15:55] <Anegumo> "How many?"
[15:57] <Hakari> "Casualties?"
[15:57] <Anegumo> "No, how many attackers?"
[15:57] <Ginkyo> "They're fairies...so...'lots,' perhaps?"
[15:57] * Ginkyo titters
[15:57] <Ginkyo> "Ah, so then...none, I'd wager."
[15:57] <Anegumo> "Descriptions, if possible."
[15:58] <Anegumo> "How many attackers were attacking fairies, and what did they look like." She's a little annoyed she has to spell it out.
[15:58] <GMingPenguin> "Just one, but she's aleady torn through our elite units in the area. We don't have real telephones so we have to play Fairy Telephone to get our reports, so I received "Frack and blight!"
[15:59] <Anegumo> "The Black-white...."
[15:59] <Anegumo> "Looks like something pissed the magician enough to come find the route of the color issue."
[15:59] <GMingPenguin> "Our point of contact ceased communications with "Sheeps glad, fun."
[16:00] <Anegumo> pissed off*
[16:00] <Hakari> "Miss Eiki?"
[16:00] <Anegumo> "The human magician, not the yamaxanadu."
[16:00] <GMingPenguin> "I don't understand it myself, but I know you will understand my reports! It's why I'm the small fry after all!"
[16:01] <Anegumo> "very good." She dismisses the fairy with a gesture.
[16:01] <Hakari> "There's more than one black-white?"
[16:01] <GMingPenguin> The fairy salutes so hard it leaves a red mark on her forehead, then flies off.
[16:01] <Anegumo> "the eiki is more of a blue and gold color."
[16:02] <Anegumo> "The fact that she determines things in black and white has no meaning to the slang."
[16:02] <Ekaterina> "Well, why dont you go find out if it is your Miss Eiki."
[16:02] <Hakari> "O-kay?"
[16:03] * Hakari zoooooooooooooooooms off. "CHIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEF"
[16:03] <Anegumo> "nice."
[16:03] <Ekaterina> "Sucker."
[16:05] <Ekaterina> "Always nice to have a 'useful idiot' or two around to stand in the path of some nastiness."
[16:06] * Ginkyo watches Hakari fly off
[16:06] <Ginkyo> "Go forth, young maiden of justice!"
[16:06] <GMingPenguin> Hakari portals out of Hokkai and into Gensokyo, turning plaid for a moment before blipping out and into existence.
[16:06] * Ginkyo is in a state of various un-dress, with a triumphant pose, tea in one hand
[16:07] <Ekaterina> "Oi... Anegumo, she escaped her dress again... sort of."
[16:07] <GMingPenguin> She finds herself floating above the dead center of Gensokyo, halfway between the Forest of Magic and the Human Village.
[16:07] <Hakari> "CHIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEF"
[16:08] * Hakari zooms about like a hyper fairy. She may or may not be fangirling.
[16:08] <GMingPenguin> Hakari sees someone off in the distance, smacking fairies about!
[16:08] <Anegumo> "Ginkyo, how did you get out of your dress, by the way?" She asks innocently enough, but her eyes stare intently.
[16:08] <Ginkyo> "I transformed into a fox and it fell off."
[16:08] <Ginkyo> "It's on the roof somewhere."
[16:08] <GMingPenguin> But when she gets closer, she sees that its just a human wearing white and black, with a huge brimmed pointed hat and a broom.
[16:09] <Anegumo> "Come with me, ginkyo."
[16:09] <Anegumo> she smiles.
[16:09] * Ginkyo smiles, and follows
[16:09] <GMingPenguin> In fact, she's using the broom as a weapon against the fairies, by flying towards them, pulling her broom out from under herself, and using her momentum to strike at the fairies as she falls. After each strike she reseats herself upon her broom and aims at another fairy.
[16:10] <Ginkyo> (Ginkyo following = watch the guy with the blue hair: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6hYtQliYqU#t=1m20s)
[16:11] <Hakari> "...oh."
[16:11] <GMingPenguin> Marisa hears an echo of "eeeeeeeef" and looks around to spot the voice which cast the echo.
[16:12] <Hakari> "Excuse me, miss, but have you seen the Yamaxanadu?" Poor Hakari isn't quite genre-savvy yet.
[16:16] <GMingPenguin> Marisa pulls the broom up to look at the newcomer.
[16:16] * Hakari waves frantically.
[16:16] <GMingPenguin> "Hmm. Someone who WANTS to meet the Yamaxanadu? Who are you?"
[16:17] <Hakari> "I am Tenbinhatsu Hakari, provincial judge of Hokkai pro tem by the Yamaxanadu's allowance. And I heard she was here so I-I thought m-maybe I'd get a chance to meet her aaand...."
[16:19] <GMingPenguin> "Oh crap! Not another sermonspeaker! Do you have any idea how often I'm told 'Marisa start living good' and 'Marisa stop stealing stuff' and 'Marisa why, just, why'?"
[16:21] <Hakari> "All of those sound like very good things, you know! Er, except maybe the why, just why part. You know, it's important to live a good life - but more importantly, a proud life. No skulking about in the shadows; you should stand tall and blaze radiantly!"
[16:21] <GMingPenguin> "Yeah! Stand tall and blaze radiantly! I love that!"
[16:22] <GMingPenguin> She zooms closer to Hakari and holds out her hands for a spell. Nothing happens. "But I can't."
[16:24] <GMingPenguin> "And yooooouu are going to tellme where I need to go to fix this! And by fix this, I mean beat someone up, literally this time!"
[16:25] <Hakari> "You know, have you ever considered solving your problems without beating people up?" Hakari, who dove for cover under the threat of being radiantly blazed, gets up again and brushes herself off.
[16:26] <GMingPenguin> Not much cover a couple hundred feet up in the air.
[16:26] <GMingPenguin> Hakari must have dove behind some fairies.
[16:26] <Hakari> Yep
[16:26] <Hakari> that sounds about right
[16:27] <GMingPenguin> Marisa, who just fought down a bunch of fairies attacking her, observes that Hakari is not being attacked by these fairies.
[16:29] <GMingPenguin> "Sayyy."
[16:30] <Hakari> "Hmmm?"
[16:30] <GMingPenguin> "You wouldn't happen to know anything about these odd colors, hmm?"
[16:31] * Hakari considers. "They're certainly, uh....jarring?"
[16:32] <GMingPenguin> "I think that it's a little bit more than jarring to you! . . . less? Because you expected it? I dunno! You have something to do with it so I'm going to beat you up, da ze!"
[16:33] <Hakari> "But you should solve your problems diplomatically!" Hakari reaches into her sleeve anyway.
[16:33] <GMingPenguin> "I'll let my broom do the talking for me!"
[16:34] <GMingPenguin> From sitting side straddle, she grabs the broom and spins around. The bristles swinge towards Hakari!
[16:35] <Hakari> "aaaaaaa"
[16:36] <GMingPenguin> Combat mode on
[16:36] <GMingPenguin> Declare thy attacks
[16:36] <GMingPenguin> Marisa is making a melee attack!
[16:36] <Hakari> gonna flail at her with the rod of remorse
[16:36] <GMingPenguin> She's in Close Range! as the boss, this give you a bonus to your attack!
[16:36] <Hakari> how much of a bonus O:
[16:45] <GMingPenguin> Marisa spins around with her broom, deflecting the rod's strike
[16:46] <GMingPenguin> She gets a good smack in on Hakari. "Hah! I'm really cleaning up around here!"
[16:46] * Hakari is wounded more by the pun than by the broom. Pichuuun!
[16:47] <GMingPenguin> Next turn.
[16:47] <GMingPenguin> Marisa draws back and spins her brooms around and around and around fast as she can.
[16:49] * Hakari whips out her crystal mirror and tosses to into the sky, focusing a laser on Marisa while showering her with question-mark shaped Danmaku!
[16:50] <GMingPenguin> "Now we're getting somewhere!"
[16:53] <GMingPenguin> Marisa dodges around, and it looks like she's about to make it through without getting hit when BAM
[16:54] <GMingPenguin> Two ?s intersect, and she's caught in the circle.
[16:56] <GMingPenguin> Next turn!
[17:00] <GMingPenguin> Meanwhile, in Hokkai.
[17:01] <GMingPenguin> The gang is watching Marisa whack Hakari, and Hakari whack Marisa, through the television fairy's wings.
[17:02] <GMingPenguin> All of the ???s make it look like Marisa is playing on a Japanese gameshow with too much/little of a photoshop budget
[17:06] <GMingPenguin> I'm pretty sure everyone grimaces when Marisa slams the broom into Hakari with nearly enough force to bisect her.
[17:09] * Hakari manages to just barely catch her mirror and spin it around, shooting out a multicolored burst of light that seems to reflect all of Gensokyo's history!
[17:09] <GMingPenguin> Hakari's spellcard's colors are affected oddly by the color affecting spells in effect.
[17:10] <Hakari> normally it's all grey~
[17:10] <GMingPenguin> Gensokyo's history seems to change film genres, from film noir to cartoony colorful and everything in between.
[17:11] <Hakari> Somewhere in Gensokyo, Keine sneezes. Or something.
[17:11] <GMingPenguin> Marisa pays as much attention to this history as she did in history class, and charges Hakari!
[17:13] * Hakari spin spins to one side as a slide show featuring Hina comes up!
[17:13] <GMingPenguin> Marisa's attacks are fierce, but not quite fierce enough.
[17:15] * Hakari pauses for a moment after she dodges, and draws in a breath, hair ornaments clinking in the breeze! "You really should fight with all your strength against an opponent equally strong, correct?"
[17:16] <GMingPenguin> "I just always fight with all my strength always, unless I leave something important at home!"
[17:17] <GMingPenguin> "Wh-what are you doing!"
[17:17] <Hakari> "Balance and moderation in all things!"
[17:19] <GMingPenguin> "You took something! Gimme dat back!"
[17:19] <GMingPenguin> She thrusts her broom in Hakari's face.
[17:21] * Hakari ducks!
[17:21] <GMingPenguin> Next turn. Marisa turns it from a thrust into a descending sweep!
[17:23] * Hakari sways like a leaf in the wind, and slams Marisa with the rod of remorse!
[17:23] <GMingPenguin> "Oof! First my magic was taken, now my speed is taken? Well. Take this!"
[17:24] <GMingPenguin> She pulls out her mini-hakkero reactor.
[17:24] <GMingPenguin> "You don't gotta use a spellbook to memorize spells for this! Power of love, incinerate my foe!"
[17:24] <GMingPenguin> Masteruuu spaarrkkuuu!
[17:25] <Ginkyo> If one looks carefully, there is a split second where there is a fox holding a very scared bunny very close to the Master Spark beam for just a moment before they disappear
[17:31] <GMingPenguin> Hakari sees a bright light...
[17:31] <GMingPenguin> ...then is sitting at her desk in 'Heaven'
[17:31] * Hakari promptly shrieks and dives under her desk. She's probably gonna get quite a few stares.
[17:32] <GMingPenguin> The rest of the group observes the Master Spark, then the complete lack of a Hakari afterwards.
[17:32] <GMingPenguin> Marisa flies out of view of the fairy's wings.
[17:33] * Ekaterina stares at the screen, dumbfounded. "I thought... I thought only that one Flower Youkai could do that..."
[17:33] <Haiiro-Honoo> Haiiro is totally watching. "...While I'm not surprised at the results, I'm really surprised over how long it took to get there!"
[17:35] <GMingPenguin> The messenger fairy was watching as well.
[17:35] <GMingPenguin> "So. That's the frack and blight. She looks dangerous."
[17:35] <Haiiro-Honoo> "Oh, and...I think Marisa learned it from that same Flower Youkai. Or stole. Stole the idea, perhaps. It's hard to get details about this stuff, but she made it her signature spell, which is pretty ballsy considering it was Yuuka's to begin with."
[17:37] <Haiiro-Honoo> "On the bright side, I don't think anyone else has copied the idea of GIANT LASER, so..."
[17:37] <GMingPenguin> <Ginkyo> If one looks carefully, there is a split second where there is a fox holding a very scared bunny very close to the Master Spark beam for just a moment before they disappear
[17:37] <GMingPenguin> A fox in an elastric dress, mind you.
[17:41] <GMingPenguin> What is that fox up to?
[17:42] * Ginkyo is floating around in the forest, building a wicker gate
[17:45] <GMingPenguin> What's daimofujin up to?
[17:46] <Ginkyo> Daimofujin rumbles down from the rainbow clouds, muscles flexed, to rain punches upon Marisa
[17:46] <Daimofujin> "Uwhoooooooooooooooooooo!"
[17:46] <GMingPenguin> And are Anegumo, Haiiro, and Ekaterina, just watchin'?
[17:46] <Daimofujin> (surprise attack, a la Wriggle)
[17:47] <GMingPenguin> ohsnap
[17:47] <GMingPenguin> Marisa is caught unaware!
[17:47] <GMingPenguin> Free attack!
[17:48] <Haiiro-Honoo> Haiiro's definitely watchin. This is Marisa we're talking about here. Marisa was given a HARD TIME here! ...And now they're continuing with this! If they beat up Marisa before she can get in her house...well, that's probably a good thing!
[17:48] <Ekaterina> "Wait, wasn't she the one we robbed?"
[17:50] <Daimofujin> "I come for the one called...'CHO' Marisa!"
[17:50] <GMingPenguin> Daimofujin punches at Marisa, but her hat works like early warning radar and she manages to dodge out of the way. By spinning on her broom to be upside down.
[17:50] <Daimofujin> "So fast..."
[17:51] <Daimofujin> "Are you the witch of the glorious muscles I have sought?!"
[17:51] <GMingPenguin> "Woah! I don't know who you're looking for...
[17:51] <GMingPenguin> "...but it cho ain't me!"
[17:52] <Haiiro-Honoo> "...Yes! Right, I did that." Haiiro stops for a moment, then pulls out SOME MAGICAL ITEM SHE STOLE FROM MARISA. "And with any luck, I can keep it all for a while--I wonder if I'm responsible for all these puns."
[17:52] * Daimofujin catches on fire
[17:52] * Daimofujin 's aura of rage
[17:52] <Daimofujin> "You shall not disturb the colorfication of Gensokyo...human! Not unless you can surpass my muscles!"
[17:53] * Daimofujin flexes
[17:53] <GMingPenguin> "What's that? You say you want a fight? Why don't you tell that to my butt?!"
[17:53] <GMingPenguin> Marisa buttslams into Daimofujin!
[17:53] * Daimofujin rushes in for another attack upon Marisa's butt
[17:56] * Daimofujin flies backwards, his arms not long enough to surpass the reach of Marisa's broom-enhanced superior posterior
[17:57] <Daimofujin> "...Urgh--! I'll show you!"
[17:57] <Daimofujin> "My spellcard...[Manly Sign] Banchou’s Back!"
[17:57] <GMingPenguin> "Ha ha! That's the one, now here's the two!" Her broom flies in a wide circle, down then up to come down on Daimo's head!
[17:57] <Daimofujin> http://img.4plebs.org/boards/tg/image/1368/88/1368889980748.jpg
[17:58] * Daimofujin breaks from his pose for a surprise uppercut!
[17:58] <Daimofujin> "No danmaku, only punch now!"
[17:59] <GMingPenguin> Daimofujin's uppercut indeed surprised Marisa.
[17:59] <GMingPenguin> She and her broom and her hat get thrown into the hair in three different directions.
[17:59] <Daimofujin> "I see you were admiring my aesthetics! They shall be your downfall, human!"
[18:00] * Daimofujin flexes again
[18:00] <GMingPenguin> "S-shut up fluffball! Take this!"
[18:00] <GMingPenguin> She just barely grabs her broom, and spins it around to knock her hat towards Daimofujin at high speed.
[18:00] <Daimofujin> "Ha! Such speed--!"
[18:01] <GMingPenguin> The hat strikes Daimofujin.
[18:01] <GMingPenguin> It's a soft hat, but the pointy bit catches him in the eye, and stings a bit.
[18:01] <GMingPenguin> His retaliatory punch catches Marisa, though.
[18:01] <GMingPenguin> "oooooof"
[18:01] * Daimofujin takes an amazing attack to his ribs from the rest of Marisa's spin
[18:02] <Daimofujin> "MY EYES! THE ONLY MUSCLES I COULD NOT TRAIN TO INVULNERABILITY!"
[18:02] * Daimofujin clutches his eyes
[18:02] <GMingPenguin> "One last attack! That's my purse! I don't know you!" She kicks.
[18:02] * Daimofujin stares at Marisa, his one good eye open
[18:03] <Daimofujin> "Come at me, human witch! Feel my pectorals! That shall stop you here!"
[18:03] * Daimofujin flies forwards with a body slam, arms behind his head
[18:04] <GMingPenguin> Marisa deflects Daimofujin's body slam, and he rolls out of the way of her foot strike.
[18:04] * Daimofujin grunts, his end close
[18:04] <GMingPenguin> "Bah! This is going on too long! Hakkero time!"
[18:04] * Daimofujin gathers his strength--and hears Marisa's words
[18:04] * Daimofujin whimpers
[18:05] <GMingPenguin> She pulls out the reactor.
[18:05] <GMingPenguin> "Master . . . SPAAARRRK!"
[18:06] * Daimofujin rushes forwards, all semblance of dignity gone  ( look at Meiling: http://www.donmai.us/posts/879821?tags=warugaki_%28sk-ii%29+izayoi_sakuya)
[18:08] * Daimofujin catches the brunt of the Master Spark full-on
[18:08] <GMingPenguin> It's not just a Master Spark this time.
[18:08] <GMingPenguin> The prismatic effects of the rainbow colored Master Spark mean that in this moment, it's an Acid Spark.
[18:09] <GMingPenguin> Both Daimofujin and Marisa go down at the same time.
[18:09] * Daimofujin sees a vision in the pain and the (burning) acid trip (http://www.donmai.us/posts/684520?tags=cho_marisa)
[18:09] <GMingPenguin> Daimofujin has even less dignity as the acid renders him temporarily fluff-less!
[18:09] <Daimofujin> "So...she was CHO-Ma...Marisa... So beautiful...those muscles...of the...Master...Spark..."
[18:09] * Daimofujin reverts to his fluffball form
[18:09] * Daimofujin reverts to his hairless ball form
[18:10] * Daimofujin looks down at himself
[18:10] * Daimofujin *pichuns* out of embarrassment
[18:10] <GMingPenguin> Marisa falls to the ground.
[18:11] <GMingPenguin> Rather than causing a crater, Marisa is caught by a small group of dolls, who pick her up and whisk her away.
[18:11] <GMingPenguin> There is the faint click of a camera's shutter.
[18:13] <Haiiro-Honoo> "...That...See, this is why I don't ask too much questions about those two!"
[18:13] <Haiiro-Honoo> "It'd ruin the magic."
[18:14] * Ekaterina goes to say something, but instead just seems to hang there in a state of confused speechlessness.
[18:14] <Anegumo> "They're getting closer though, if marisa is here, then others aren't far off."
[18:15] * Ginkyo puts on the finishing touches to her magical portal with the flick of a brush on some talismans, mofujin crowding around in magical circles made of themselves
[18:16] <Ginkyo> "...So Daimofujin fell... But he defeated the Ordinary Magician...?! Oh ho ho! He'll get a good meal for that one!"
[18:16] <Haiiro-Honoo> "Mmmmmhm. Still, Marisa going down this early means...I hope we don't run out of people too soon!"
[18:16] * Ginkyo has shape-shifted into a blue 2P Reimu, Anegumo's dress stubbornly not following the rest of the wardrobe
[18:17] * Anegumo is satisfied
[18:17] <GMingPenguin> A couple of fairies are hanging around the magical portal.
[18:17] <GMingPenguin> "Watcha doin' lady?"
[18:18] <Ginkyo> "Oh? Just having a quick dance. Would you like to join? Take these wands and praise this god, whose name I will tell you. It'll do something fun!"
[18:18] * Ginkyo hands the fairies some prayer wands
[18:18] * Ginkyo waves one of her own, and begins to perform an Onmyou dance
[18:18] <GMingPenguin> They're perfectly normal fairies. Nothing strange about them, they've got fairy heads and feets, with fairy wings and maid outfits. Nothing strange there. Ain't spies at all. Nope.
[18:19] <Ginkyo> The mofujin in their magic circles begin to shake bells and revolve about their circles
[18:20] <GMingPenguin> "Sure! Seems like fun!"
[18:20] <GMingPenguin> The fairies grab bells and start dancing as well
[18:21] <GMingPenguin> "So what are we doing this for~"
[18:22] <Ginkyo> The magic portal woven from sticks and talismans ignites into a blue flame, with foxes of fire drifting in and out
[18:22] <Ginkyo> "That, dearies."
[18:22] <GMingPenguin> "Woah! This is a Thing!"
[18:24] <GMingPenguin> "Sakkuuyaaaa! This thiiing seems dangerous!"
[18:24] <Ginkyo> "Oh? Sakuya-san is here?"
[18:24] * Ginkyo has white fox tails and ears erupt from faux-Reimu's head and back
[18:25] <GMingPenguin> There is a sigh, and Sakuya steps neatly out of some nearby foliage. "Fairies can't get all the way through the word 'subterfuge,' yet it seems like I'll never stop trying."
[18:27] * Ginkyo shapeshifts into Konpaku Youmu
[18:27] <Ginkyo> (http://www.donmai.us/posts/632555?tags=konpaku_youmu+alternate_color)
[18:27] <Ginkyo> "Good day, Izayoi-san. Could you believe it? I've been possessed by a fox! Won't you help me?"
[18:27] * Ginkyo falls in a dramatic swoon
[18:28] <GMingPenguin> She crosses her arms and leans backwards. "You're not tricking me. I saw your king mofujin, and I know you're that one kitsune."
[18:29] * Ginkyo stands up and gives a curtsy, making use of the dress Anegumo gave/forced/imprisoned
[18:29] * Anegumo is still satisfied.
[18:29] <GMingPenguin> "Are you doing something with your fox god here? It looks like a shrine of some sort."
[18:30] <Ginkyo> "Guilty as charged. Shall we dance then? I'd love to have a nice waltz with the perfect, elegant maid. And for a human, I must admit, you have wonderful legs it seems. So delicious. I'd love a pound of flesh!"
[18:30] * Ginkyo flies into the air, spinning foxfire danmaku
[18:30] <GMingPenguin> Halfway through the jump, Ginkyo feels a brief pause. The next instant, she is surrounded by knifes flying at her, and Sakuya is in the air as well.
[18:31] * Ginkyo 's tails bristle, and not-Youmu's mouth twists into a feral, fanged smile
[18:31] <Ginkyo> "Ha--!"
[18:32] <GMingPenguin> "The best dances require the best legs. I can waltz as well as I can clean!"
[18:33] * Ginkyo 's heart beats almost audibly
[18:33] <Ginkyo> "Amazing... So this is your power?"
[18:33] * Ginkyo raises a spellcard
[18:34] <Ginkyo> "I'll offer you as a wonderful sacrifice to Inari-sama! You're wonderful!"
[18:34] * Ginkyo is filled with uncharacteristic glee
[18:35] <GMingPenguin> Ginkyo slips past Sakuya's knives, but befor ethey get lost in the air they are recovered. Sakuya herself seems to treat every fox fire orb as a dance partner, coming close but letting them slip by, but the 'sacrifice' comment distracts her and some fire brushes her arm and burns her.
[18:36] <GMingPenguin> Next turn
[18:36] <Ginkyo> "[Fox Sign] False Messenger of Inari!"
[18:36] <Ginkyo> White fox-shaped danmaku rush at Sakuya
[18:37] <GMingPenguin> Sakuya holds out her own spellcard. "Illusion sign. Killing Doll!"
[18:37] <GMingPenguin> Sakuya gets encircled with knives, which one-after-another machinegun themselves directly at Ginkyo.
[18:40] * Ginkyo is pummeled with knives, flashing bright with a pichun, yielding a red square (of delicious cake)
[18:40] <GMingPenguin> Her knives slash through Ginkyo. At the same time, since she has to hold herself still in the air for that attack, a fox leaps into Sakuya.
[18:41] <GMingPenguin> Sakuya lands on the ground, one hand down, head bowed, her other hand in the air holding a knife in between each finger.
[18:41] <Ginkyo> "You're...you're wonderful! Your hair...you don't let the color hold you back...in fact...you make it shine so wonderfully!"
[18:41] <GMingPenguin> She looks up at the cake.
[18:41] * Ginkyo in Youmu form is disheveled, and stares at Sakuya
[18:42] <Ginkyo> http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/1025568?tags=yandere_trance+touhou
[18:42] <Ginkyo> "Onee~sama..."
[18:42] <Ginkyo> "I offer you to Lord Tsukuyomi, in deference to your shining, deadly danmaku!"
[18:42] * Ginkyo rises in the air again, firing another spellcard
[18:43] <GMingPenguin> "Your form is a lie, as is the cake!"
[18:43] <Ginkyo> "[Moon Sign] Lotus, Bean, and 5 Kernel Gifts.."
[18:43] * Ginkyo catches on foxfire
[18:43] <GMingPenguin> She dashes forwards, while at the same time standing with her arms folded, back towards Ginkyo.
[18:44] <GMingPenguin> That's two Sakuyas, fyi. That one Hisoutensoku attack.
[18:45] * Ginkyo is confused by Sakuya's actions
[18:45] * Ginkyo is attacked in her confusion
[18:48] * Ginkyo explodes into blue and red cakes
[18:48] <GMingPenguin> Sakuya's first strike misses, but the second one, the real one, caues a dagger blow into Ginkyo...
[18:48] <GMingPenguin> ...and then Ginkyo exploded.
[18:49] <Ginkyo> All that's left of Ginkyo floats to the ground as Anegumo's dress
[18:49] <GMingPenguin> "Hm. I expected a longer dance."
[18:49] <Ginkyo> A wild Daimofujin appears!
[18:49] * Daimofujin is wearing a burlap bag with eye holes cut out
[18:50] <GMingPenguin> Sakuya stands in the middle of the circle of sticks and amulets that form the portal Ginkyo constructed
[18:50] <Daimofujin> "Elegant maid! You did not think it was that easy, did you! My mistress left you one last challenge!"
[18:50] <GMingPenguin> She spins and points four knives at Daimofujin. "You!"
[18:50] <GMingPenguin> "What is this challenge?"
[18:50] * Daimofujin goes silent
[18:50] <Daimofujin> "Knives are a bit much...please...a little...room...please...or I will need to be taken for a walk..."
[18:50] * Daimofujin is sweating bullets
[18:50] <Daimofujin> But not danmaku bullets.
[18:51] <GMingPenguin> "Tell me the challenge, or the only way you'll be able to go for a walk is by having an orderly push your wheelchair."
[18:51] <Daimofujin> "GRABTHE'CANTANKEROUS'ONEOFMYFLUFFYCOMRADES-pleasenoknives..."
[18:51] <Daimofujin> "Grab the cantankerous one and toss him through the portal!"
[18:52] <Daimofujin> "Oh the knives!"
[18:52] <GMingPenguin> "Ey wot no don't grab meh you little-" the mofujin starts swearing at Daimofujin.
[18:52] <Daimofujin> "Or you can try to walk through the portal with her wards over it, if you'd like."
[18:52] * Daimofujin tries to sidle in front of the cantankerous mofujin
[18:52] * Daimofujin is blocked by knives
[18:52] <GMingPenguin> Sakuya gazes over the portal. "I have bypassed others, easily."
[18:52] <GMingPenguin> She smirks.
[18:53] <Daimofujin> "...Your clothes and skin, ma'am."
[18:53] * Daimofujin gives a shrug, as best he can, while he has no shoulders to work with
[18:53] <GMingPenguin> "This one pales in comparison to the one between here and Hakugyokurou."
[18:53] <GMingPenguin> She spins suddenly and lets a knife fly!
[18:54] * Daimofujin gasps
[18:54] <GMingPenguin> It strikes the burlap sack and pins Daimofujin to the ground.
[18:54] <Daimofujin> "Aah! What?! What is this! Does the Scarlet Mansion kill the messenger?"
[18:54] <GMingPenguin> "If you see Miss Hakurei on the same path I am trodding, let her know that I am opening this path!"
[18:55] <Daimofujin> "...Can you leave me a snack? You killed Mistress."
[18:55] <Daimofujin> "Mistress makes me snacks..."
[18:55] <Daimofujin> [this is a lie]
[18:55] <GMingPenguin> Sakuya spreads her arms, closes her eyes, and in a blink time and space are distorted and the artififical portal opens to Makai. Sakuya is gone.
[18:55] <GMingPenguin> One of the SDM fairies (guess what! Those fairy maids were from the SDM! Shocking, I know!) hands Daimofujin a cookie.
[18:56] <Daimofujin> "Yes. Thank you."
[18:56] * Daimofujin sits and waits


---Kaleidoscope of Rainbow Paradise Stage 4: Decisive Battle! Sakuya VS Ekaterina! Stage 5: Anegumo gets trashed, rescue operation!---
[14:10] <GMingPenguin> The fairies misunderstood the term "nursing room."
[14:11] <Haiiro-Honoo> ...There's a lot of ways they could have done that. It's almost terrifying.
[14:11] <GMingPenguin> Why does Haiiro's mansion have a nursing room? Because it's a mansion, silly. Old buildings with many buildings come equipped with a variety of rooms which the current owner does not use.
[14:12] <GMingPenguin> Er, old buildings with many rooms.
[14:12] <Haiiro-Honoo> You never know when you need a nursing room.
[14:13] <GMingPenguin> Thankfully, this is a benign sort of miscommunication. The fairies have misunderstood it to be a room where nurses operate. As such, when one is defeated and Haiiro's teleportation magic recalls them to Haiiro's mansion, a squad of white dressed fairies quikly run to their location, pick them up, then carry them to the nursing room.
[14:13] <GMingPenguin> All while singing "wee woo wee woo!"
[14:16] <GMingPenguin> Meanwhile, in Gensokyo, Sakuya is no longer in Gensokyo.
[14:16] <Haiiro-Honoo> Haiiro couldn't know what they were imitating, but if she were to make a guess, it would be some emergency siren. Of course, since fairies, that's not one of the terrifying conclusions amongst the terrifying number of conclusions. ...In fact, it's kind of adorable!
[14:17] <GMingPenguin> She is adept at bypassing certain types of barriers. The one Ginkyo guarded, being made of sticks, poses no great expenditure of time and energy for her to bypass.
[14:18] <GMingPenguin> It's kind of surprising that she could do so however, as it was literally just a circle of sticks and scrips of paper with funny words on it. It wasn't even near any of the portals to Makai!
[14:20] <GMingPenguin> <Mansion> Ginkyo is "wheeled" into the nursing room by the six nurse fairies, and deposited on a bed next to an apparently sleeping Hakari.
[14:20] * Ekaterina strolls amongst the fairies that had been gathered in Makai, doing her best to make the fairies more terrified of her than of the Maid to come.
[14:20] * Ginkyo reforms into herself, still stuck in Anegumo's dress
[14:21] <GMingPenguin> The maid is incoming, Ekaterina better give a rousing speech quickly!
[14:21] * Ginkyo chews on some ginko nuts
[14:21] <Ginkyo> "What's up, doc?"
[14:21] <GMingPenguin> It's worth noting that the assembled fairies are clad in wool coats and wear furry hats with stars on them.
[14:24] <Haiiro-Honoo> Thus, she might truly be able to manipulate space as well as time...Sakuya's pretty terrifying. ...Munch munch. ...Can't be hungry for the final battle. ...Nevermind that she doesn't get hungry.
[14:25] <Ekaterina> "Many of you are afraid, terrified of the fight to come! I will accept no such cowardice, the only fear you should hold, is the fear of failure! Remember, not one step back! Such a traitorous act will be punished harshly as a traitor deserves! Not! One! Step! Back!"
[14:25] * Ekaterina points towards the portal. "Red Fairy Brigade! CHAAARGE!"
[14:27] <Haiiro-Honoo> ...wait, how'd she know where to go, too? ...Eh, nothing to gain from thinking about it. Instead, pan over to Ekaterina! This should be interesting. ...More interesting than she bargained for, apparently!
[14:27] <GMingPenguin> The fairies charge! Za warudo! Za makai! Za Haiiro! Za Ekaterina! Za rizek!
[14:29] * Ekaterina wipes away a bloody tear, remembering past glory.
[14:30] <GMingPenguin> Bloody, eh?
[14:31] <Ekaterina> In more ways than one.
[14:31] <Haiiro-Honoo> If there's more than one tear, we might really have something!
[14:32] <GMingPenguin> Last time Makai was invaded, the fairies took on a retro Space Invader's vibe. This time, they've taken on an even more retro vibe, less invader and more repulse-the-invader-at-any-cost vibe.
[14:33] <GMingPenguin> Wave after wave of half-armed fairies bloody themselves upon Sakuya's knives as she cuts a bloody swath through Hokkai, this little corner of Makai.
[14:34] <GMingPenguin> There's one crucial difference between this homeland defense and when the Russians repelled the Germans...
[14:34] <GMingPenguin> ...well, many differences, but one in particular...
[14:34] <GMingPenguin> ...it's not winter.
[14:34] <Ekaterina> Does Makai even have seasons?
[14:35] <GMingPenguin> Probably not.
[14:36] <Ekaterina> Details.
[14:36] <Haiiro-Honoo> Possibly. ...But that would require answering questions like 'is there a sun', so...details!
[14:36] * Ekaterina continues to bark orders and threats of harsh punishment for cowardice.
[14:36] <GMingPenguin> Though the land consists of geometric formations instead of geological formations, visibility is excellent. Ekaterina observes her fairies getting slaughtered, and even those in mansion have a direct though distant view.
[14:38] <Haiiro-Honoo> Munch munch.
[14:40] <GMingPenguin> Sakuya defeats the fairies handily.
[14:40] * Ginkyo has stolen a wheelchair and has wheeled herself to the telefairy room
[14:40] <GMingPenguin> She has to bomb to make it past THAT ONE DANG PART where fairies charge from the top left and top right and then charge from the bottom
[14:41] <GMingPenguin> But she makes it to Ekaterina without losing a life...
[14:41] * Ekaterina crosses her arms, irritated. She wasn't sure what to expect of the fairies, but she's sure she should be disappointed.
[14:42] <Ekaterina> "If they hadn't all died, I would kill them again."
[14:43] * Ekaterina sighs. "Still, they gave their lives nobly for the cause."
[14:43] <GMingPenguin> Sakuya finishes off the last of the fairies and ceases her flight in front of Ekaterina. She hovers, arms crossed.
[14:43] <Ginkyo> "Does she remember that they'll be back in a couple hours to kill and/or eat some more?"
[14:43] <GMingPenguin> "They're fairies. You can kill them again later."
[14:43] * Ginkyo muses
[14:43] * Ginkyo grabs the reborn Tastywing and does not let go
[14:45] <Ekaterina> "Oh, I plan to." Ekaterina Bows, midair. "Sakuya Izayoi, The Devil's Maid," Ekaterina grins toothily and laughs. "This day has been long coming."
[14:45] <GMingPenguin> "I fear you have me at a disadvantage, I am not aware of your name. Though your form is familiar."
[14:47] <Ekaterina> "Ekaterina Nemtsev, though, it seems its something of a tongue twister for the residents of Gensokyo, you may call me Eka if you like. Or Katya, as they would say in my homeland."
[14:50] <Ekaterina> "But speaking of disadvantages, it seems you leave everyone at such. Some say you hunted Vampires, Others that you killed for the sake of killing, or even that you are not of this world."
[14:51] <GMingPenguin> "Pleasure to meet you miss Nemtsev." Sakuya bows, knives displayed in her hand. Upon hearing the second part, she laughs. "And some call me a dog, but that's just as trustworthy as anything else 'they' say."
[14:52] <Ekaterina> "Naturally, I didn't need to ask that. I know that one to be a fact."
[14:54] <GMingPenguin> "Whatch out for facts, you never know where they might take you." She grins. "It's also a fact that you're younger than my mistress, Lady Inari."
[14:54] <GMingPenguin> Her face goes confused, then she claps her hands over her mouth in surprise, knives still held in hand. Away from her face.
[14:55] <Ekaterina> "Wh-what? Have you gone mad perhaps?"
[14:55] * Ginkyo cocks her head to the side, watching confusedly
[14:55] * Ekaterina laughs morbidly. "It seems clear you are overworked, Devil's Dog. Perhaps you could use a vacation. A long one."
[14:56] <GMingPenguin> "The Scarlet Devil, queen of the night, Okami Inari! *****!"
[14:57] <Haiiro-Honoo> Isn't that...ahahahahaha! The Haiiro in her mansion starts laughing a very, very good laugh.
[14:57] <GMingPenguin> She spins into a battle posture, knives ready to throw. "You've done something to me! There's some foul magic on me preventing me from saying my mistress' name! Praise Inari!"
[14:57] * Ginkyo sighs contentedly
[14:58] <Ginkyo> "That was getting weird there for a bit, but the spell seems to have kicked in."
[14:58] <Ekaterina> "Ohoho! it seems Ginkyo has gotten to you! I shall have to thank her lately!"
[14:58] <GMingPenguin> Sakuya was cool and composed before, but now she looks rather flustered.
[14:59] <Ekaterina> "Still..." Ekaterina reaches into her pockets and pulls out handfuls of pears and apples.
[14:59] * Ginkyo bites her lip, now interested in the mysterious pears and apples
[15:00] * Ekaterina cast the fruits to either side, where they explode into danmaku flowers.
[15:00] <Ekaterina> Sorrowful Sign: Apple and Pear Blossoms
[15:01] <GMingPenguin> "Inari has blessed these blades, and by the kami's strength, I will strike you down!"
[15:02] * Ginkyo dances from side to side in her wheelchair, tails wagging ecstatically
[15:03] * Ekaterina points to the Devils maid and shouts. "I Will bury you!" The flowers fire lasers from their center and the petals disintegrate spraying danmaku wildly.
[15:11] <GMingPenguin> Sakuya grins and spins, unleashing a flurry of knives that home in on the fruit to strike then down, with just enough knives aimed at Ekaterina as well to pose a threat.
[15:12] <GMingPenguin> And what a threat they pose. Maybe too much, as not enough fruit-suppressing knives are thrown. Sakuya gets trapped between danmaku and a laser.
[15:12] * Ekaterina tries to bat away a few of the silvered blades, but ends up with one sticking into her arm.
[15:15] * Ekaterina plucks the blade from her arm and hisses at the silver blade. "Your mistress lets you keep such dangerous things around? Bold, bold indeed."
[15:16] <GMingPenguin> "The most effective tool is the most effective tool, no matter the danger it may potentially be. Inari, guide these blades!"
[15:16] <GMingPenguin> More homing, bouncing knives!
[15:16] * Ekaterina powerfully flaps her wings and dashes at Sakuya as a red blur.
[15:21] <GMingPenguin> Ekaterina almost sinks her fangs into Sakuya. Almost. She bites paper instead, spellcard paper. It has the words "Conjuring 'Eternal Kitsune'" on it, where "Kitsune" was scribbled over the word "Meek"
[15:22] <GMingPenguin> Next round!
[15:23] <GMingPenguin> Sakuya herself dashes forward this time, "Fangs, meet silver wrought by the Patron of Swordsmiths!"
[15:24] * Ginkyo has fallen out of her chair onto the mansion floor, trembling in trying to stifle her laughter
[15:25] * Ekaterina raises her arms in the air, creating a vertical wall of lasers woven together by by danmaku.
[15:25] <Ekaterina> Bloody Sign: Curtain of Red Iron
[15:25] <Haiiro-Honoo> "Ginkyo, have I ever told you that you're the greatest?" Oh you bet Haiiro is with Ginkyo, wherever she is, watching this. "Cause if I haven't, you are! This...this is the best~!"
[15:26] <Ginkyo> "My spell did even more than I thought it would do~!:
[15:29] <GMingPenguin> Sakuya aborts the dash when she cannot get through the iron curtain, and focuses on dodging and grazing. She racks up a graze bonus of 9.
[15:30] <GMingPenguin> "I... I don't know why, but I feel like using this." Sakuya pulls out a whip. "You don't happen to have any rice do you?"
[15:31] * Ekaterina gives Sakuya a distrubed look she catches glimpses of through the curtain. "Ginkyo! This is getting wierd now!"
[15:31] * Ginkyo smiles relaxedly from the telefairy room, blushing as if she was complimented
[15:32] <Ginkyo> "Weirdness is my specialty!"
[15:32] * Ginkyo declares
[15:32] <GMingPenguin> Defense!
[15:32] * Anegumo is nowhere to be found, last time she was seen was in her 'area' she set aside for herself in Haiiro's mansion.
[15:33] <GMingPenguin> Anegumo is still brooding over the events just prior to the heroines attacking, plucking her instrument and singing "nobody knows the trouble I've seen"
[15:35] * GMingPenguin was being facetious
[15:35] <Haiiro-Honoo> Haiiro nods fiercely in agreement! "...If it were anyone but Sakuya, I'd have Honoo deliver the rice in a flash. ...But it is, so--wait, Anegumo is missing all this. I'll be right back. I...don't think she wants to miss this. Probably." Once Haiiro is aware of THIS TROUBLING THING, she's off to...well, knock on the door in her own house because who knows what Anegumo is doing in there? ...Maybe some people OOC, but that isn't the point.
[15:37] <Haiiro-Honoo> Knock knock!
[15:37] <GMingPenguin> Sakuya takes another Hit. She reels about in the air, temporarily surrounded by stars.
[15:37] * Anegumo doesn't answer, busy busy busy!
[15:38] <GMingPenguin> She recovers and mumbles something about the fourth stage wall. Then she holds up a spellcard of her own. "Wound Sign, Inscribed White Fox"
[15:40] <GMingPenguin> Twenty five slashes in the shape of a white fox curve through the air at Ekaterina!
[15:41] <Haiiro-Honoo> ...Well, if she's not answering, she's in the middle of something. ...But, well, too bad, she's at least getting to know just what she's missing. ...The door can actually still open, right? Cause she's gonna try to open it.
[15:41] <Ginkyo> "Ooh, pretty!"
[15:41] <GMingPenguin> While slashing, Sakuya also whips down any danmaku and lasers out of the air, clearing the field around her.
[15:42] <Anegumo> She hasn't done anything to the door
[15:43] <GMingPenguin> Sakuya's spellcard doesn't finish off Ekaterina, but it does help her survive until the end of Ekat's spellcard. Which timeouts.
[15:45] <Haiiro-Honoo> Then it can open! "Hey, Anegumo, you...seem to be busy, so I'm just gonna let you know that you're missing...what I think is the best thing Ginkyo has ever done."
[15:46] * Ginkyo claps from the telefairy room
[15:46] <GMingPenguin> Sakuya backs off for a moment. She looks at the whip in her hand, and knives strapped at various points around her body.
[15:46] <GMingPenguin> She gets an idea.
[15:46] <Ginkyo> "She's doing well! I should bake a cake!"
[15:46] <Anegumo> "Is best really the word to use for anything Ginkyo does?" a shout is heard from down the central hallway...gee it sure looks darker than you remember it.
[15:46] * Ginkyo starts to imagine a cake in the shape of Zangief for Ekaterina
[15:46] <Ekaterina> "You should have known it would be like this, Devil's maid. A Human can never compare to a perfect creature such as a Vampire."
[15:46] <Haiiro-Honoo> "Sometimes. She's made Sakuya practically sing the praises of her god. I could definitely call it the best of something!"
[15:47] * Ekaterina launches herself at Sakuya in a red blur.
[15:47] <GMingPenguin> "NO creatures are more perfect than the fox god!"
[15:47] <GMingPenguin> Sakuya twirls the whip and makes it crack, causing it to spew knives in all directions.
[15:48] <Anegumo> "Well that is certainly something." She emerges from the dark hallway, her kimono has been replaced with a red silk gown, laced with delicate webs.
[15:52] <GMingPenguin> "Silver Sign Silver Sake!"
[15:53] <Haiiro-Honoo> "It definitely is. I'd ask if you want to watch, but that seems to be impossible, cause you seem quite busy. Still, as long as you know it happened, I'm alright. ...Great work in here, by the way!" Haiiro approves!
[15:53] <GMingPenguin> Her knives surround her and just barely protect her from Ekaterina, but their strike at Ekaterina misses.
[15:54] <Anegumo> "Thank you." She gives a thanking gesture with a gloved hand, "Has Sakuya won yet?"
[15:55] * Ekaterina swings back for another dash.
[15:56] <GMingPenguin> Sakuya holds out a stake.
[15:58] <Haiiro-Honoo> "...No, but it's not nearly as uneven as you're expecting. Perhaps it's because singing the praises of a god instead of her lady has broken that perfect demeanor. I might even be willing to say that Eka actually stands a chance!"
[15:59] <Haiiro-Honoo> "Of course, I'm not saying she'll win, either. I'm just saying she might."
[15:59] * Anegumo laughs, "If she comes in here looking like, 'Anegumo, praise me! praise me!' like she has been lately, I might actually have to if she manages to defeat sakuya."
[16:01] <GMingPenguin> It's just like in one of those Japanese animes.
[16:02] <GMingPenguin> Ekaterina and Sakuya dash at each other, then stop on the other side, both still posed for attack.
[16:02] <GMingPenguin> The top half of the screen has Ekaterina's face, and the bottom half Sakuya's, with action lines everywhere.
[16:02] <GMingPenguin> Then the black and white image of Ekaterina drop, as she was Hit!
[16:04] * Ekaterina howls furiously at the chunk of oak piercing her torso, just shy of her heart. With a crunch she pulls it free and tosses it aside.
[16:04] <Haiiro-Honoo> "Indeed! I'm...honestly surprised at how quickly she got into the swing of things. ...Still, I don't exactly want to miss this, so...if I come in here again, assume that she won, alright? So you can steel yourself for the praising~"
[16:05] <GMingPenguin> Sakuya holds up a spellcard, "Emergency Sign, Fox Buries Vampire."
[16:05] * Ekaterina curses and flings herself at the maid again.
[16:05] * Ginkyo muses to herself in the telefairy room
[16:05] <Ginkyo> "When did she get the time to rewrite her spellcards?"
[16:05] <Ginkyo> "Was she doing that unconsciously?"
[16:05] <Ginkyo> "I must be a hidden genius!"
[16:06] * Ginkyo has a ⑨ realization
[16:07] <GMingPenguin> Though oak stakes bounce around the arena, none hit Ekaterina.
[16:07] <GMingPenguin> For some gosh darn reason.
[16:10] <GMingPenguin> Sakuya holds out her whipe, knives, and a stake, and prepares to meet Ekaterina's dash.
[16:10] * Ekaterina Dashes back and forth a blur, pushing her vampiric body to it's limits.
[16:11] <GMingPenguin> Ekaterina FINALLY manages to overcome Sakuya, and gets a bite in on her.
[16:11] <GMingPenguin> The Maid stumbles mid-air.
[16:11] <GMingPenguin> "You... you... you..."
[16:12] * Ginkyo blushes, her hands on her cheeks
[16:12] * Ekaterina latches onto the maid, pinning her arms and sinking her teeth into her neck.
[16:13] <GMingPenguin> "NO!"
[16:13] <GMingPenguin> "You're not allowed to do that!"
[16:13] <GMingPenguin> Sakuya, renewed of strength, attempts to shove Ekaterina off of her by impaling her with knives and using them as leverage.
[16:14] <Ginkyo> "That's forbidden love!"
[16:14] * Ekaterina drains the Maid of her vital blood, reinvigorating herself.
[16:15] * Ginkyo curls into a ball in her wheelchair, watching excitedly
[16:15] <Ginkyo> "I...I think...I think we're actually...winning?!"
[16:17] * Ekaterina rebounds and laughs like a thing posessed, Sakuya's blood dripping from her lips.
[16:17] <Ekaterina> "See the might of a Devil!"
[16:17] <Ekaterina> Blood on the Volga: Devil's Fury
[16:18] <Haiiro-Honoo> "And if it's Sakuya then I'm pretty sure you know what to do. Take care!" Haiiro, feeling like she's been gone for too long, closes the door behind her and GETS BACK TO THE MOVIE. Quickly. "Hey Ginkyo, what'd I miss?"
[16:19] * Ginkyo blushes and covers her face with her tails
[16:19] <Ginkyo> "Ekaterina did lewd things with the head maid!"
[16:20] * Ekaterina blazes towards the Maid at a speed impressive even for a vampire, somehow propelling herself with a massive laser.
[16:20] * Anegumo smiles, nodding.
[16:21] <GMingPenguin> Sakuya, aught off guard from the VERY UNALLOWED thing that just happened, is bowled over.
[16:21] <Ginkyo> "ohmy, they're getting physical..."
[16:22] <GMingPenguin> She gets up again, not yet defeated--though she's out of extra lives.
[16:22] * Ginkyo cannot look away from what probably looks like something very different from what the telefairy is showing in her eyes
[16:22] <Haiiro-Honoo> "Did...like, on the neck, or just...standard fare?" Can't tell anymore!
[16:22] <GMingPenguin> "Inari's World."
[16:22] <GMingPenguin> Time stops.
[16:22] <GMingPenguin> Time starts.
[16:23] <GMingPenguin> Ekaterina is surrounded by knives from all angles, and as time resumes, their momentum launches them at her.
[16:24] <Ginkyo> "Um...it was on the neck. And they were very close. Then the head maid got mad. I guess she wasn't ready for that stage of the relationship yet."
[16:24] <Ginkyo> "But look! They started getting close again, so they've recovered their relationship!"
[16:26] <GMingPenguin> Fury lights in Sakuya's eyes, and a single knife gleams in her hand as she thrusts it towards Ekaterina, eager to finish this.
[16:26] * Ekaterina nearly strikes the Maid again, but in her recklessness manages to both miss and get tagged.
[16:27] <Haiiro-Honoo> "...Ahaha. She actually did it! Good for her~" That probably lines up with Ginkyo's reality, even if they don't mean the same thing.
[16:28] <GMingPenguin> Sakuya goes down.
[16:30] <GMingPenguin> Her eyes glae over and her mouth drops open. She whispers "Inari forgive me..." before falling to the geometric pattern of the land below.
[16:30] <GMingPenguin> glaze.
[16:30] * Ekaterina dashes at the defeated maid again, though instead of the fury she'd been unleashing at her moments before, gently catches the Devil's dog.
[16:31] * Ginkyo 's jaw drops
[16:31] <GMingPenguin> She is unconscious, at least for the moment.
[16:32] * Ekaterina gently carries the sleeping maid back to Haiiro's mansion, herself visibly worn from the battle.
[16:32] * Ginkyo points at Sakuya's body through the telefairy
[16:32] <Ginkyo> "You think she's going to eat that?"
[16:32] <Ginkyo> "Or can I have it?"
[16:33] * Ekaterina carries her new "guest" to where her friends had assembled.
[16:33] <Ekaterina> "I did it~!" She yells in exhausted glee/ "AngeumoooooOOooooo! HaiirooooooOOOooo! I did it! I beat the Devil's Maid!"
[16:33] * Anegumo comes out, HAVING to see this.
[16:33] <Anegumo> "Told you." She says to Haiiro.
[16:34] <Ekaterina> "Wh-what?"
[16:34] <Haiiro-Honoo> "I...she might. Teehee. ...I said I'd warn Anegumo if this happened, but--whoa, she got here fast--yeah, at least you got prepared for the possibility!"
[16:34] <GMingPenguin> A group of fairies making ambulance noises attempt to drag Sakuya to the nursing room.
[16:34] * Ekaterina shakes her head. "So Haiiroo, where can we put her that she might not get away?"
[16:34] <Ginkyo> "Ooh, you look nice, Anegumo!"
[16:35] * Anegumo brushes a hand through her hair, "Thank you."
[16:35] <Ekaterina> "I want our new guest to have a lovely place where she can rest and not have to worry about working so hard for the little tyrant."
[16:35] * Ginkyo comes over to dance around Ekaterina
[16:35] <Ginkyo> "You defeated the head maid of the SDM!"
[16:35] <Ginkyo> "This is wonderful!"
[16:35] <Ginkyo> "...But did you see the next human coming after her?"
[16:35] <Ekaterina> "She deserves a-" Ekaterina excitedly does a strange dance that involves crouching down and kicking her legs energetically from underneath her with her arms folded.
[16:36] <Haiiro-Honoo> "A-anyway! You...actually did it! ...And we plan on keeping her? That...would be pretty hard, actually. She's manipulates time pretty easily, and...apparently space, as well. I wonder if she can actually be contained anywhere."
[16:36] <Ekaterina> "Haha! Hooo.... anyway, Sakuya dseserves a nice vacation from Remilia."
[16:36] <Ekaterina> "And Remilia can have her back when I feel shes suffered enough or comes to beg."
[16:36] <Haiiro-Honoo> "Still, whoa, actually knocking her down to begin with!"
[16:38] <Ekaterina> "What you didn't think I was some wealking did you?" Ekaterina brushes her hair back dramatically. "I may get a little nervous sometimes, well a lot nervous, and I might.... but that doesnt mean Im weak!"
[16:39] <Anegumo> "I wouldn't get cocky with the scarlet devil sisters, but still, good job kid."
[16:39] * Ekaterina beams excitedly at the praise from Anegumo.
[16:39] <Ekaterina> "Y-you think so?"
[16:39] <Haiiro-Honoo> "Sure, you might not be weak, anyone could see that now, but...that's still Sakuya, there! Even if Ginkyo must have wrecked her composure, that's...still Sakuya!"
[16:39] * Anegumo again, gestures to ekaterina at Haiiro, smiling.
[16:40] <Ginkyo> "Let's eat her!"
[16:40] <Haiiro-Honoo> "As such, a very good job indeed~" She's pleased!
[16:40] * Ginkyo claps
[16:40] <Ekaterina> "NO!"
[16:40] <Ginkyo> "Aww."
[16:40] <Anegumo> "I would rather not incur the wrath of the SDM."
[16:40] <GMingPenguin> A knife thuds into the wall next to Ginkyo.
[16:40] <Ekaterina> "She is under my proteection and while she is, I will Bury anyone who comes to harm her!"
[16:40] * Ginkyo bristles
[16:40] <GMingPenguin> Sakuya drops her hand, but she still looks unconscious.
[16:40] <Ekaterina> "Yah!"
[16:40] <Ginkyo> "But you got to have a taste!~"
[16:41] * Ekaterina giggles. "And I can see why Remilia guards her so jealously."
[16:41] <Ginkyo> "...Wait, if you're here, did anyone see which human wants to exterminate us next?"
[16:41] * Ginkyo whips around to the telefairy
[16:42] <Haiiro-Honoo> Haiiro totally saw that. "...Welllllllll, maybe what I'll do is find a spare room and make it look like one of those mansion rooms."
[16:42] <GMingPenguin> There's a knock at the front door.
[16:42] <Haiiro-Honoo> "At the very least, she'll feel more at home, and that ought help keep her here for like...one more second, at least."
[16:42] <Haiiro-Honoo> "Space manipulation is kinda bull."
[16:43] <Ekaterina> "It's kinda neat too!"
[16:43] <Ekaterina> "Very hard to dodge if things come from nowhere."
[16:44] <Haiiro-Honoo> "It is, but it's definitely bull, too! That said, someone's knocking, and I am not getting that door. In fact, I think I should be watching from a bit farther in from this point on."
[16:44] <Ekaterina> "She probably wont want to go home until whatever Ginkyo did to her wears off. It would be rather shameful to be like that in front of her dear Mistress."
[16:44] <GMingPenguin> The door knocks again.
[16:44] <Ginkyo> "It'd be funny though. And Inari-sama would probably protect her out of pleasure."
[16:44] <GMingPenguin> A cheerful voice shouts, "Exterminationagram!"
[16:44] * Ginkyo bristles like a surprised Ghibli character
[16:45] * Ginkyo turns paler than she normally is, and hides in her tails
[16:45] <Ginkyo> "So...who wants to answer that one?"
[16:45] <Haiiro-Honoo> "Not me, I'm the final boss."
[16:45] <Ekaterina> "Remilia I want humiliated. I don't have anything against Miss Izayoi." Ekaterina half smiles. "Really, I kind of respect her. Such power for a human."
[16:46] <Ekaterina> "I've got it-...." Ekaterina slumps. "Whew, That took a lot out... of.... me....."
[16:46] <Ekaterina> "Maybe I'll just sit here and rest a bit."
[16:46] <GMingPenguin> A fairy starts to hover over to the door.
[16:47] <Haiiro-Honoo> "Maybe we should all retreat further in. The one out there seems enthusiastic. She'll break the door if nothing, and Anegumo's been setting up nicely."
[16:47] * Anegumo smiles, "I take great pride in my work."
[16:48] <Haiiro-Honoo> "Mmmhm~ That said, what you do is up to you, cause I'm not making my appearance to the others yet, and I need some more time to actually gather myself for the fight! See ya!" Whoosh!
[16:50] <GMingPenguin> One last knock.
[16:50] <Ginkyo> "...Maybe if we don't make a sound, they'll leave us alone?"
[16:50] <GMingPenguin> The fairy opens the door.
[16:50] <Ekaterina> "GinkyooooOOOOOooo~.... I'm tired." Ekaterina slumps on the fox. "Make me some tea."
[16:51] * Ginkyo reminds herself to eat that "helpful" fairy later
[16:51] <Ginkyo> "Might as well. We should be hydrated before dying...
[16:51] <GMingPenguin> Sanae leans forwards and says hello to the fairy! Is this the incident residence?
[16:51] * Ginkyo sets off to make tea
[16:51] <GMingPenguin> She appears to be wearing Reimu's clothing for some reason...?
[16:51] <GMingPenguin> http://danbooru.donmai.us/data/45362b95eabee1c3da805df6f67caced.jpg
[16:52] * Ginkyo shapeshifts into Motochi
[16:52] <GMingPenguin> The fairy responds yes! This is the incident residence!
[16:52] <GMingPenguin> Sanae smiles, then blaps the fairy with an exploding frog bullet. "Time to exterminate~"
[16:53] * Ginkyo brings a round of tea to Ekaterina and everyone else
[16:53] * Ginkyo brings a teacup to Sanae
[16:54] <Ginkyo> "How are you doing, Sanae-san? Would you like some tea?"
[16:56] <Ginkyo> "...You look nice! But why are you dressed like the red-white miko?"
[16:56] <GMingPenguin> "Hah! They show themselves already! You're not Motochi, I left Motochi on the mountain! Eat gohei!
[16:56] * Ginkyo takes a gohei to the mouth
[16:56] <Ginkyo> "Purgh!"
[16:56] <GMingPenguin> Sanae bops "Motochi" on the face, then continues into the mansion.
[16:57] <GMingPenguin> "Where's that trail of fairies? There's gotta be a trail of fairies leading to the next target. Aha!"
[16:57] <GMingPenguin> She spots the nurse fairies, who panic and run.
[16:57] <GMingPenguin> "Come back here, I need to call the wah-mbulance!"
[17:00] <GMingPenguin> She chases them deeper into the mansion.
[17:00] * Ginkyo recovers, looking at Sanae's back
[17:00] <Ginkyo> "I'm so glad I've already been defeated..."
[17:01] <Ginkyo> "She'd probably want to make my tails into a hat..."
[17:01] <GMingPenguin> They don't last very long before snake danmaku crawls along the walls and catch up to the fairies.
[17:02] <GMingPenguin> From the open door of the mansion, one may notice that Makai is turning golden...
[17:03] * Ekaterina goes to sit next to Miss Sakuya, making sure she doesn't get further hurt in the crossfire.
[17:03] * Ginkyo escapes the mansion while the getting's good
[17:03] <GMingPenguin> "Hah! Inari took you! Oh, this looks promising." Sanae exploded the fairies right in front of a door down a certain hallway...
[17:03] * Ginkyo smirks one last time before closing the door politely behind her
[17:04] <GMingPenguin> She opens the door, and looks at the webbing inside. "Hullo?" she calls out. "Any exterminatees in here?"
[17:04] <Anegumo> Music wafts from down the dark hallway, the webs look rather basic from the entrance, but get more and more intricate as the hallway goes on.
[17:05] <GMingPenguin> "Dramatic music! This MUST be the place!"
[17:06] <Anegumo> "Welcome to my parlor, said the spider to the fly."
[17:06] <GMingPenguin> "That's frog, snake, and glorious fox to you!" She swipes her gohei from side to side in what she thinks is a dramatic pose. "Come out so I can face you!"
[17:07] * Anegumo floats forward, playing her shamisen, "Good evening, Sanae."
[17:08] <GMingPenguin> "Ah! It's you, miss Anegumo! How unexpected!"
[17:09] <Anegumo> "May I ask why it is so unexpected?" She speaks in an inordinarily polite tone.
[17:10] <GMingPenguin> "Well, I, uh, I just didn't expect you to be a youkai to exterminate is all."
[17:11] <Anegumo> "Oh, in that case don't worry, I won't be exterminated."
[17:12] <Anegumo> "In recent years I have gone lax, but don't think for a second you have a chance against me."
[17:15] <Anegumo> "...Though my curiousity has the better of me, why play this song and dance in Reimu's clothes? You should really focus on making your own identity."
[17:15] <GMingPenguin> "You don't need chance when you have the gods on your side!"
[17:16] <GMingPenguin> "Ah."
[17:16] <GMingPenguin> "My clothes were discolored."
[17:16] <Anegumo> "Red is a lovely color, though with your hair you look like you are ready for a winter festival."
[17:17] <GMingPenguin> "Have you seen outside? Red and white and green looks downright normal right now!"
[17:18] <Anegumo> "The only color I'm interested in...is red." She activates the power that Haiiro gave her, and pulls the red out of everything, and making the reds already there more prominent. "Shall we?"
[17:18] <GMingPenguin> "Woah! That's so cool!"
[17:19] <GMingPenguin> "Can you do it with green too? I want to have the most vibrant hair!"
[17:19] <Haiiro-Honoo> ...Before the battle begins, Haiiro wonders. CAN she use that telefairy to take a look outside? Cause she's gonna try it right now.
[17:19] <GMingPenguin> Haiiro switches the channel.
[17:19] <GMingPenguin> Gensokyo.
[17:19] <GMingPenguin> The Hakurei Shrine.
[17:20] <GMingPenguin> The door is closed, and the three spells have washed over the place...
[17:20] <GMingPenguin> ...but what's this?
[17:20] <GMingPenguin> What's this?
[17:20] <GMingPenguin> Everything is gold
[17:21] <GMingPenguin> The shrine, the path, even the trees look like they have are a golden statue, polished to a high sheen.
[17:21] <GMingPenguin> Everything is very saturated, and the reflections still give hints of other colors, but the predominate color is gold.
[17:21] <Haiiro-Honoo> Better place than any to start. BUT WHAT'S THIS? ...NO, SERIOUSLY, THIS ISN'T WHAT SHE WROTE. ...Pretty, but pretty not what she wrote.
[17:22] <Anegumo> "...Like I said...Red is the only color I'm really interested in." She smiles, teeth showing, "Perhaps if you live, I'll allow you to have a (subtext: i will make you a) dress that isn't washed with the color red."
[17:22] <Haiiro-Honoo> ...Of course, maybe right here, it's fine.
[17:22] <GMingPenguin> "I'll add it to my collection alongside the photograph of the nue!"
[17:23] <Haiiro-Honoo> But only right here. ...What's going on with the rest of it? Let's zoooooooom out.
[17:23] <GMingPenguin> It is no longer Gensokyo.
[17:23] <GMingPenguin> It is now Goldsokyo.
[17:24] <Haiiro-Honoo> ...This is...hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
[17:24] <GMingPenguin> Sanae holds out her gohei, interposing it between Anegumo and herself. "Do we really have to fight? You're a youkai, I'm a shrine maiden, we both know who's going to win. Just let me exterminate you now and save us both some time."
[17:25] <GMingPenguin> "Plus I kinda like you and don't want to beat you up."
[17:25] <Anegumo> "As I said, you don't have to worry your pretty head about that, dear."
[17:26] <Anegumo> Geisha Sign: Musical threads. She strums her shamisen and sends tight silk threads flying with a musical hum at sanae.
[17:26] <Haiiro-Honoo> She certainly doesn't have the time to go and hunt the one goldifying everything with all the incident solvers getting really, really close to her neck. She might be fast, but to stay low key? And have the time? Nope. And she definitely has to beat up the person showing her up by overwriting her spells.
[17:26] <Anegumo> "I just want you to know my power."
[17:27] <Haiiro-Honoo> On the other hand, as long as they're coming for her, it doesn't matter all that much, right?
[17:28] <GMingPenguin> A chest-sized star danmaku bullet appears from Sanae's gohei, and launches towards Anegumo.
[17:30] <GMingPenguin> Sanae takes to the air and dodges the threads. "Woo! You're much better than those silly fairies I just walked over!"
[17:31] <GMingPenguin> She swings her gohei around, and launches a bunch of translucent frogs, each one riding a snake. The snakes travel at right angles until they are close to Anegumo, then the frogs hop off and explode.
[17:31] <Anegumo> "I would hope you would think that regardless."
[17:32] <Anegumo> she focuses on dodging.
[17:33] <Anegumo> "your danmaku isn't too disimilar from my own, this should be a fun fight."
[17:34] <GMingPenguin> Sanae chases Anegumo around, "You silly spider, you can't just attack occasionally, throw more at me!" She throws more frogs and spiders at you.
[17:35] <Anegumo> "I'm sorry haven't gotten a chance to perform. so if you'll excuse me..." Her extra arms seem to disappear and a spider body blossoms from under her dress, "Allow me to indulge you." She fires a laser at Sanae.
[17:36] <GMingPenguin> "Woah! A transformer!"
[17:38] <GMingPenguin> The laser looks dangerous.
[17:39] <GMingPenguin> "fgsfds!" Sanae shouts as she panic bombs. "Inari save me! Prayer, Protect the Prosperous Business!'
[17:40] * Anegumo can't help but bark a laugh, "Did ginkyo get to you too?"
[17:41] <Anegumo> "Arachnophobia: Passionate Embrace" as web comes out of the delicate patterns lining the walls to attach to sanae.
[17:45] <Haiiro-Honoo> ...Well, everything's gold Definitely can't do much about that. Let's tune in to the battle again, feeling a mite bit uneasy.
[17:46] * Anegumo gets knicked by the panic bomb
[17:46] <GMingPenguin> "The walls are attacking!"
[17:47] <GMingPenguin> She attempts to blast the spiderwebs on the walls to pieces as well as anegumo
[17:47] <Anegumo> "I've laid my trap, no fly will live my parlor."
[17:47] <Anegumo> "Rude! You desecrate my art?"
[17:47] <GMingPenguin> "Dude, you've desecrated all of Gensokyo's art!"
[17:48] <Anegumo> "I have personally done nothing of the sort! she focuses on dodging again.
[17:50] <GMingPenguin> "But you've assisted it, and as we all know, even if you're close to someone who thought about considering helping the youkai behind the incident, that's grounds for extermination!"
[17:50] <GMingPenguin> "And stop that gosh darn dodging, that's my job!"
[17:51] <Anegumo> Some of the desecrated webs' lines become rigid and fly as lasers in sanae's direction, "Sorry, no can do!"
[17:52] <Anegumo> RETCON BEEMU WEEWOOWEEWOO, the passionate embrace continues.
[17:57] <GMingPenguin> Sanae gets caught by the threads.
[17:57] <GMingPenguin> "Not good!"
[17:58] <GMingPenguin> She struggles, but the laserweb catches her.
[17:58] <GMingPenguin> Next round; she pulls out another spellcard. "Esoterica, Nine Tailed Stabs!"
[18:01] <Haiiro-Honoo> ...That one is new. ...No, wait, what the hell.
[18:03] <GMingPenguin> Nobody touches nobody, but Anegumo's spellcard runs out.
[18:03] <GMingPenguin> "Huh!" Sanae says.
[18:03] <GMingPenguin> "Well, take this high five. And by high five, I mean a five pointed star!"
[18:04] <Haiiro-Honoo> "...Could..." Haiiro ponders.
[18:07] * Anegumo tries dodging again, but she gets too close.
[18:10] <GMingPenguin> "Gotcha! Inari and Inari will be pleased!"
[18:10] <GMingPenguin> "...but I hope they don't mind too much that Inari is apparently forcing me to say 'Inari' instead of Inari or Inari."
[18:12] <GMingPenguin> "Well! Gotta continue exterminating you for the glory of the Inaris!"
[18:13] <Anegumo> "I was about to ask if you realized what you are saying." she says idly as more lasers come shooting out of webbings.
[18:13] <Haiiro-Honoo> "...I suppose doing THIS wouldn't hurt. Me. Hey, Honoo, can you use a hallway that ISN'T the one Anegumo is in to get a message over to...where Ginkyo was the last time I saw her. Or better yet, get someone to do it for you, since you're up next anyway." The Honoo nods, mulls it over (to the capacity that she can), and gives it to a fairy that does more things with paper than the rest seem to, who proceeds to BEGIN THE HUNT. Strangely, that ends up being Ree. Ain't that nice!
[18:14] <GMingPenguin> "Whoop! Gonna dodge instead of exterminate!"
[18:15] <GMingPenguin> "I DO know what I'm saying, but I don't know why, praise Inari! I'm guessing it's divine magic."
[18:17] <Anegumo> "maybe a demon's magic would be more accurate."
[18:17] * Anegumo doesn't let up
[18:19] <GMingPenguin> "Right right, gotta remember, don't just dodge, dodge and graaaaaze, careful, careful..."
[18:19] <GMingPenguin> "Whew! That was close! So exhilerating!"
[18:20] <GMingPenguin> "Time to throw it back at yah! Haah!" Exploding frogs!
[18:20] <Anegumo> Spider Sign: Itsy Bitsy Spiders
[18:22] <Haiiro-Honoo> ...And perhaps after enough waiting, she decides that Ree probably kept the search going, but Ginkyo is either missing in action or outright hiding. Or both. "...Hmmm. ...Anegumo better win this one. She might not hear me, but she better win this one!"
[18:22] <GMingPenguin> "I feel like I'm just throwing my bullets away here."
[18:22] <Haiiro-Honoo> Haiiro tunes in to the fight in earnest!
[18:23] <Anegumo> dozens of little spider danmaku flood sanae with :3 faces before exploding like danmaku does
[18:23] <GMingPenguin> Haiiro tunes in just in time to see Sanae squee too hard at the cute spiders
[18:24] <Haiiro-Honoo> ...Tuned in at a strange time. Not a bad one, but a strange one!
[18:24] <GMingPenguin> She gets hit.
[18:24] <Haiiro-Honoo> Definitely a good one. But a strange one, anyway.
[18:24] * Anegumo laughs, "not the usual reaction that gets, but I have no problem with it; a distracted enemy is the all the same.
[18:24] <Anegumo> "
[18:24] <GMingPenguin> "Oooooh, I'm gonna get you for that one!"
[18:25] <GMingPenguin> "mmmaaaybee in a minute!"
[18:25] <GMingPenguin> She focuses on avoiding the kawaii spider horde.
[18:29] <GMingPenguin> "Maybe Marisa is right and there is something to grazing..."
[18:29] <GMingPenguin> Next round!
[18:36] <GMingPenguin> Sanae dances around the danmaku until the spellcard ends. "Wheeee! Now's my turn! Eat powered up exploding frog snakes, courtesy of Ina-I mean I-screw it!"
[18:37] <Grey_Fox> Somewhere far away, foxes are laughing.
[18:40] <GMingPenguin> The exploding frog snakes strike Anegumo down...
[18:40] <GMingPenguin> ...but will she return, more kawaii than Sanae can imagine?
[18:41] <Anegumo> A fuzzy brown spider bursts out of the smoke, and blasts her with a spider laser! they have those you know.
[18:42] <GMingPenguin> Exploding frog snakes be darned! It's a giant fuzzy spider! Sanae drops her gohei and attempts to wrap her detachable sleeves around Anegumo.
[18:46] <Haiiro-Honoo> "...Awww. Now Anegumo's gonna be tired too. I'm definitely running out of time, now..."
[18:46] <Haiiro-Honoo> "...no wait, I've still got an answer to that!"
[18:46] <GMingPenguin> Anegumo finds her fuzzy self wrapped up in bright red sleeves, and clutched to Sanae's bosom.
[18:46] <Haiiro-Honoo> "OK, it could be worse. ...For me."
[18:46] <Haiiro-Honoo> "...As for Anegumo, well, shrine maidens."
[18:46] <GMingPenguin> "Don't worry, I'm not going to exterminate you any more, but you're mine now!"
[18:47] <Haiiro-Honoo> "...As long as she doesn't leave with Anegumo, I'm OK. Dammit, I just jinxed something, didn't I."
[18:48] <GMingPenguin> "Time to take you home!"
[18:49] <Haiiro-Honoo> "Honoo, we're running on a schedule cause someone's trying to take my spotlight. No one takes my spotlight, and even if Sanae isn't involved with it, I can't let that happen."
[18:50] <GMingPenguin> She turns and starts flying towards the front entrance of the mansion.
[18:50] <Haiiro-Honoo> "...But I'm still not making an appearance. Honoo, break formation and blow her up. Quickly now."
[18:50] <Haiiro-Honoo> Honoo pursues! ...At WHITE WIND speeds. She'll catch up.
[18:50] <GMingPenguin> She pets Anegumo's fluff and says, "Kasen's going to be sooo jealous when she sees you. Well, she won't, because she's a hermit, but she will anyways!"
[18:51] <Anegumo> a fire burns in the spider's eyes. How can she stand this insult, doesn't she realize who she is?! Even so, this last ditch effort failed...
[18:51] <GMingPenguin> "..is it getting warm?"
[18:52] <Haiiro-Honoo> HELLFIRE, DARK FIRE--no, it's totally bright. Getting brighter, it is. Probably not dark. Definitely hell though! "THE STAGE BOSS CAME EARLY!" So the Honoo shouts, guns ablazing. ...Well, there's no guns, but there's definitely ablazing.
[18:53] <GMingPenguin> "Oh snap what!"
[18:53] <Haiiro-Honoo> Pewpewpewpewpewpewpew oh god she's not kidding around.
[18:53] <Haiiro-Honoo> ...You know. THAT god.
[18:54] <Anegumo> Anegumo is still.
[18:55] <GMingPenguin> "NO! MY SPIDER! YOU NO CAN HAVE!"
[18:56] <Haiiro-Honoo> "Too bad! Gotta get her!"
[18:57] <Haiiro-Honoo> "Really do, cause H---someone told me to break formation to do that! I'd normally keep that because she WANTS me to!"
[18:57] <Haiiro-Honoo> "But nope. Gotta get spider, cause someone told me to."
[18:57] <Haiiro-Honoo> "Cause...something something. I dunno."
[18:58] <Haiiro-Honoo> "So I'll take down a shrine maiden while I'm at it! I'm the strongest, so it'll be a cinch!"
[18:58] <Haiiro-Honoo> She's preparing to fire again! Music starts playing.
[18:58] <Haiiro-Honoo> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYAFtoc2iFI
[18:59] <Haiiro-Honoo> Incidentally, this lowers Sanae's defense by 2!
[18:59] <GMingPenguin> "oooh, dramatic!"
[18:59] <Haiiro-Honoo> And then she LETS LOOSE.
[19:01] <Haiiro-Honoo> ...Next time, on Dragon Ball Z.
[19:01] <Haiiro-Honoo> ...Wait, we've been here before.
[19:01] <GMingPenguin> Next week, the thrilling conclusion!
[19:01] <GMingPenguin> ...or is it?!
[19:02] <Haiiro-Honoo> Well, it'll be something, so stay tuned!


---Kaleidoscope of Rainbow Paradise: Stage 6 Approaches, Hakari Pls---
[14:36] <CrazyPenguin> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYAFtoc2iFI
[14:37] <GMingPenguin> This is the music that starts to play as Honoo descends upon Sanae, the Shrine Maiden of Youkai Mountain wearing the Shrine Maiden of Paradise's clothes and holding a fluffy spider in her arms.
[14:39] <GMingPenguin> This loweres Sanae's defence by two, by the way.
[14:40] <Haiiro-Honoo> Sometimes you just gotta show NO REMORSE. Surprise, FIRE IN THE HOLE--wait that isn't quite right. Still, there is definitely fire in the general area because she's shooting it.
[14:40] <GMingPenguin> Sanae turns her head to face the oncoming threat, twisting her arms to hold Anegumo safely out of the way. "Woah! Awesome music!"
[14:43] <Haiiro-Honoo> "Yeah, I'm pretty awesome!" As the music would suggest, the bullets are fast. Probably faster than most bullets. Streamable, but not so simply!
[14:45] <Haiiro-Honoo> In fact if you streamed them simply you'd probably get set on fire because they're still fireballs. ...Or fire bullets, cause they're going so fast they aren't even spherical!
[14:46] <GMingPenguin> Sanae puts her gohei stick into her mouth and clamps down with her jaw to hold onto it to leave her hands freeish (I say ish because her arms are holding onto Anegumo) to send danmaku at Honoo while she attempts to stream the fast danmaku. Her attacks are star shapes, which explode into larger star shapes composed of a Swarm of smaller bullets.
[14:51] <Haiiro-Honoo> Honoo probably burns a lot of those bullets with her own firepower! Dodging the rest is--whoa where did those come from--aaaa, barely made it out of that!
[14:51] <GMingPenguin> "Ah!" Sanae shouts. One of Honoo's bullets strikes her in the knee, and she falls forwards. Her arms fly open to arrest her fall, and Anegumo finds herself flying in an arc towards the front door of the mansion.
[14:52] * Anegumo is finally free, and in a desperate attempt, she transforms back to her normal self, and springs off the door attaching at sanae.
[14:53] * Anegumo optionally springboards off whoever opens the door if that happens
[14:54] * Hakari has just managed to drag herself back from getting wrecked by Marisa.
[14:54] * Hakari opens the door.
[14:54] <GMingPenguin> The door remains stubbornly shut.
[14:54] <GMingPenguin> Until Hakari opens it.
[14:55] * Anegumo springboards off of hakari's face, launching herself and danmaku at sanae
[14:56] * Hakari somehow manages to fall inward into the room.
[14:56] <GMingPenguin> Sanae panic bombs! So much happening!
[14:56] <Haiiro-Honoo> "Did what I was told to do! ...just a couple more shots~" She continues her unrelenting assault! Will it relent? Who knows!
[14:58] <GMingPenguin> "Miracle sign, Night with the Bright Inari Stars!" Star shaped danmaku intensifies.
[15:04] <GMingPenguin> Sanae uses the immunity from the explodan star spellcard to maneuver around so that both Honoo and Anegumo are on the same side.
[15:06] <GMingPenguin> "Fine! I was going to give you a nice terrarium and feed you treasure hunting mice, but if you want to fight me, come at me bro! Both of you!"
[15:06] <GMingPenguin> She swings her gohei stick around, launching her snake and frog danmaku. Right angles and explosions everywhere.
[15:07] <Haiiro-Honoo> As such, Honoo ends up near Anegumo! She has an uncomfortable flashback, but shrugs it off and recognizes the spider without much trouble. The trouble involves--avoiding that--and continuing on. "Hi! Got told to rescue you. Something about spotlights and schedules. She was in a hurry. ...To get me over here! Not herself though."
[15:09] <Anegumo> "I. AM NOT. A PET!" She launches a laser volley at Sanae in frustration.
[15:10] <Haiiro-Honoo> Honoo continues her assault in earnest! Doesn't matter if she's invincible or not, bullets motherfucker.
[15:16] <Haiiro-Honoo> Meanwhile, back in base, MISSION ACCOMPLISHED. The Haiiro sighs a sigh of relief that no one is around to actually hear. Now just hope Anegumo knows what happens next. ...If she can even move. If she can't, well, if she stays small it shouldn't be too hard.
[15:23] <GMingPenguin> "Haaaah!" Sanae's danmaku makes it hard to dodge. Anegumo's lifebar eventually runs out, and she pichu~uns, but not before there is a "ca-click" of an picture being taken. The timing of it, hopefully, around the time when her bullets impacted Sanae, so let's hope that there's some accidental censoring.
[15:25] <GMingPenguin> Sanae takes a moment to recover, and wipes a little bit of sweat from her eyes. "You're a tough one, fire fairy! Tell me, what's so hot with these folks? Why are you working with them?"
[15:27] <Haiiro-Honoo> "You kiddin me? Why would I wanna work with someone else?" She doesn't actually stop shooting. It wouldn't be right to stop shooting.
[15:28] <Haiiro-Honoo> Her shooting is slightly eased up though. You don't know if that's intentional or she's distracted by the words.
[15:29] <GMingPenguin> Sanae doesn't stop either. "Why do you have to work with someone? You beat up Cirno, right? Cirno didn't work with anyone else unless she could beat them up."
[15:33] <Haiiro-Honoo> Whoosh! "OK, this would actually be a thing H--she'd explain, but she's all in a hurry so...something something plans thinking more fun in the end. Something like that!"
[15:35] <GMingPenguin> "Something something plans thinking more fun in the end? So, you want this to end, then? The end is the end of the fun!"
[15:36] <Haiiro-Honoo> "The end is a chance for a different kind of fun! If it were endless, it'd get boring."
[15:38] <GMingPenguin> "Yeah, okay. I guess I can agree with thACK"
[15:41] <Haiiro-Honoo> "See! This wouldn't be possible if it were a different situation~"
[15:41] <Haiiro-Honoo> "Saving scary ladies, shooting down shrine maidens~"
[15:41] <Haiiro-Honoo> "Sides, I'm better than that has-been anyway!"
[15:42] <GMingPenguin> Sanae peels herself off the wall. "Ah, ouch, what if this is fun, but the fun you could have without being leashed, is more fun?"
[15:42] <GMingPenguin> More exploding snakes and right angle frogs! Wait. That's not right.
[15:45] <Haiiro-Honoo> "You'd think that, but people put out fires and shoot me with gleeful abandon before I can actually get things started. She's got better ideas than I do, so I make her think for me. Mmmhm!" FIRE, FIRE, FIIIRRREEEEEE.
[15:48] <GMingPenguin> "Well, I can see that your heart is enflamed by this group, so I probably won't be able to discourage you! Oh well!" More snakes and frogs!
[15:49] <Haiiro-Honoo> "It burns with a passion! You can blow a candle out, but you can't blow out a wildfire!"
[15:54] <GMingPenguin> "Not unless you're a force-a-nature! And guess what type of god I am!"
[15:55] <Haiiro-Honoo> "A god I shooaaaaaaowthatkindahurtsyouknow!"
[15:57] <GMingPenguin> "You know, I think that technically, rice is burnable. But shower you with enough, and I'm sure that you'll get put out. So. Bumper Crop Rice Shower time!"
[16:01] <GMingPenguin> Rice falls everywhere.
[16:01] <Ginkyo> Outside in Gensokyo, Ginkyo takes advantage of a miracle
[16:03] <Haiiro-Honoo> "We'll see! 'A Hot Windy Day'~!" And the question is if it's blown away or not, as the entire place gets hot and Honoo directs BURNING...various objects that look quite burnable at Sanae! Most of it is badly aimed though, but...
[16:04] * Hakari attempts to lie flat against the slightly cooler floor.
[16:08] * Ekaterina rests her eyes in a chair next to her captive, who has been somewhat overzealously secured to a gurney with what looks like an odd collection of belts, ropes, and looted spider silk. A box of confiscated objects sits across the room, containing knives, pocket watches, knives, stakes, knives, feather dusters, knives, loose change, and more knives.
[16:09] <Haiiro-Honoo> Some of the rice gets set on fire and gets blown back anyway! It might get dicey! Or it might not matter!
[16:09] <GMingPenguin> The rest of the rice dumps itself on Honoo.
[16:09] <Haiiro-Honoo> Effectively, at that!
[16:10] <GMingPenguin> "See? Force of nature! Suffocating fire naturally, not with any of those yucky chemicals!"
[16:11] <GMingPenguin> She swings her gohei stick and poses, "Time to cool the embers!"
[16:13] <Haiiro-Honoo> Rumble rumble. Honoo breaks free from the restraining rice! "Commendable, to suffocate it without water or chemiwhatevers! But you can only suffocate it so much! Lemme catch my breath."
[16:15] <GMingPenguin> "But drafts cause fires to increase..."
[16:16] <GMingPenguin> Sanae attempts to avoid causing disturbances in the air, which means her danmaku is weak.
[16:16] <Haiiro-Honoo> Honoo, while catching her breath, is all over the damned place. She's probably causing more than enough disturbances in the air to make due!
[16:17] <Haiiro-Honoo> ...how can someone catching breath move that fast, anyway? I mean sure, the answer is magic, but holy hell.
[16:17] <GMingPenguin> Sanae fails to encapsulate Honoo in rice again.
[16:17] <GMingPenguin> Well, it's easy.
[16:17] <GMingPenguin> Open your mouth, and fly forward.
[16:17] <GMingPenguin> It forces air into your lungs, see? Catching breath.
[16:17] <Haiiro-Honoo> ...Yeah, I suppose that must have been what happened!
[16:18] <Haiiro-Honoo> It certainly leaves her with breath to spare. "OK, all fired up now! That other stuff was a warm-up! Now I'm getting real!
[16:18] <Haiiro-Honoo> "
[16:18] <GMingPenguin> Sakuya, meanwhile, has her eyes closed and is breathing slowly. Is she still asleep or is she faking it?
[16:19] <GMingPenguin> "Aaaah! Guide me through the fire and flames, Inariiii!"
[16:20] <Haiiro-Honoo> There's fire and flames to go through! And flames. And fire. And heat. And pain. The air is on fire so hard it spreads and oh god this is kinda crazy.
[16:21] <GMingPenguin> "Woooooah, can't believe I made it. Maybe I'll have to really give an offering to Inari! I hope Inari and Inari won't mind, though..."
[16:23] <GMingPenguin> She reaches into her pocket for a spellcard. "I shouldn't risk anything else, though... take this!" her hand flies forwards, holding paper! "Receipt! One figure, 1000 ye-wait, this isn't a spellcard."
[16:23] <Haiiro-Honoo> Strangely, Honoo can look confused, her temporary super-power up fading. "Being with people that do planning things helps me think, though! A little! You're acting...what'd they call it...like a Ginkyo? That's it! Why you acting like a Ginkyo?"
[16:24] <Ginkyo> Somewhere in Gensokyo, Ginkyo sneezes
[16:24] <GMingPenguin> She drops her gohei and searches her clothing for more cards. "Ah. Ah. Hold on one moment. Uh."
[16:25] <Haiiro-Honoo> "Can you answer while looking? I wanna know! How do you do it? Why do you do it!"
[16:25] <Haiiro-Honoo> "Maybe you know how she thinks! Haiiro keeps on wondering how she thinks. ...Oops, said it."
[16:26] <GMingPenguin> "Ginkyo's that tengkitsune, right? She was guarding that portal, I think there was a touch of divine in it. Inari's blessing, and fo' sho' Inari."
[16:29] <GMingPenguin> "Anyways. Can't find a spellcard. I think I'm plumb out."
[16:29] <Haiiro-Honoo> "...Oh, so it's still just Ginkyo after all. Nevermind!"
[16:30] <GMingPenguin> "Just gotta finish this the old fashioned way, and make sure to dodge! There's no deathbombing now!"
[16:30] <Haiiro-Honoo> "...You're out? Then just shoot like a normal player character until you run out of lives! So she says!"
[16:30] <Haiiro-Honoo> Pew pew!
[16:33] <GMingPenguin> Sanae is no longer just out of spellcards, she's also out of lives. She gets hit and lets out an "Ah!" then falls to the floor, next to Hakari.
[16:34] <Hakari> "...Hello there." Hakari blinks owlishly at her, then tries to pull herself to her feet and look somewhat menacing. She succeeds at the first, fails at the second.
[16:35] <Haiiro-Honoo> "Victory! ...OK, both objectives complete. ...what was next..." Where's Anenudemo?
[16:35] <Haiiro-Honoo> ...Anegumo.
[16:35] <GMingPenguin> "Ohayou."
[16:36] * Anegumo sits up, holding her head.
[16:37] <Hakari> "Miss Anegumo, Miss Honoo, I have an urgent message to pass on."
[16:37] <Haiiro-Honoo> "Oooh, she might like if I report back with one of those!"
[16:37] <Hakari> "The black-white was, sadly, not the Yamaxanadu at all."
[16:38] <Haiiro-Honoo> "...Oh." Yamagndgrisvbtbr. "....Who?"
[16:38] <Hakari> "I am disappointed to report so!"
[16:38] <Anegumo> "...Honoo."
[16:38] <Haiiro-Honoo> "Hi!"
[16:39] <Anegumo> "Grab my kimono for me, will you?
[16:39] <GMingPenguin> Sanae raises a hand, and points at Honoo.
[16:39] <GMingPenguin> "You may have defeated me... but She will come..."
[16:40] <GMingPenguin> "...I wonder what's taking her so long. Maybe she has to do laundry first, I did take her last clean red and white outfit..."
[16:40] <Haiiro-Honoo> Honoo knows how to multitask, so grabs the kimono while answering Sanae. "SHE? ...She knows she'll be coming, she's waiting for it!"
[16:40] <Haiiro-Honoo> "Probably lazy, Ha--she thinks. Almost did it again."
[16:40] <Hakari> "The black-white Miss Haiiro sent me to meet."
[16:40] <Haiiro-Honoo> Kimono handed! You might want to roll something if it isn't fireproof.
[16:41] <Anegumo> "And you can tell her she will be waiting without me. I'm going home."
[16:42] <Haiiro-Honoo> "Hey! Wait! Haii--she needed you for something! ...You gonna go home anyway?"
[16:42] <GMingPenguin> Sanae sits up. "What, not going to stick around and watch the fireworks?"
[16:44] * Anegumo stands putting on the kimono, brushing off the little fires that sprouted from honoo's handling, "What is the point?" She scowls, "Call me a sore loser if you must, but its clear that I am nowhere near where I thought I was."
[16:44] <Hakari> "Fireworks? You mean, the arrival of she?"
[16:44] <GMingPenguin> "To be fair, I am a demigod back by two maybe three gods."
[16:45] <Hakari> "I certainly think you are the most terrifying here." Hakari does her best to comfort the spiderlady.
[16:45] <GMingPenguin> "I'm fairly certain that only divine assistance guided me to last as long as I did against that fairy fairy. You gave me a more honest run for my money."
[16:45] <Haiiro-Honoo> "The vampire that was around here beat up a slightly winded Sakuya! So she probably feels outdone." She nods with understanding. ...High level fairy intellect, here.
[16:45] * Ekaterina stirs awake.
[16:46] <Haiiro-Honoo> "...That said, if you go outside, I suppose you'll know what she's fussing about, so I guess I don't have to do anything." She shrugs.
[16:47] * Ekaterina stretches her wings and arms and jumps to her feet.
[16:47] <Anegumo> She looks at Sanae, "And what, you just plan to sit on the sidelines now?"
[16:48] <GMingPenguin> "I'm all beat up, I can't fight any more. Should I tuck my tail between my legs and run home crying to Inari and Inari?"
[16:49] * Ekaterina looms proudly over her captive.
[16:49] <Anegumo> She smiles in spite of herself, "Geez...this really is how Gensokyo is now...I wonder how I had forgotten... Fine."
[16:49] <Hakari> "Wait, why are you saying 'Inari' twice?"
[16:49] * Hakari tries hard to keep up
[16:50] <Anegumo> "Because that's all she can say."
[16:50] <GMingPenguin> "Because I mean to say the names of the gods at my shrine but there's some sort of divine magic making me praise Inari!"
[16:50] <Anegumo> "If its the fox god, is it really divine?"
[16:51] <Haiiro-Honoo> "It sounds like Ginkyo, so it's probably Ginkyo." Nod nod.
[16:51] <Anegumo> "It is."
[16:51] <Hakari> "Oh, I see."
[16:51] <Hakari> "...As far as curses go..."
[16:51] * Hakari shakes her head. "But yes, I imagine the fox has some hand in this."
[16:51] <Hakari> "And if so, I shall pronounce judgment!"
[16:53] <Haiiro-Honoo> Meanwhile, Haiiro feels more free with Sanae's defeat. With things taking care of themselves outside, Haiiro decides to make a beeline to Ekaterina! Quickly, but possibly with zigzagging. It feels different with the devices messing with the halls. Once she reaches the door (quickly, despite everything), knock knock!
[16:53] * Ekaterina , in a sing-song voice. "Come in~"
[16:54] <GMingPenguin> There is scratching at the front door to the mansion, which is NOT the same door as the one to Revolver Ekaterina's torture chamber.
[16:54] <Haiiro-Honoo> Haiiro comes in! She looks rather stressed. "Things just got a lot more difficult for me. Like, leagues."
[16:55] <GMingPenguin> Scritch scritch
[16:55] <Ekaterina> "Oh its you..." Ekaterina looks mildly disappointed.
[16:56] <Ekaterina> "What happened with Anegumo's fight witht he Shrine maiden?"
[16:56] <Haiiro-Honoo> "Yeah, normally I wouldn't have disappointed you, but the quick of it is that someone's trying to hijack my incident and I am so very not letting this happen."
[16:56] <Haiiro-Honoo> "Anegumo kinda got trashed."
[16:56] <Anegumo> is the scritching heard outside?
[16:56] <Ekaterina> "Wh-what is she okay!?"
[16:57] <GMingPenguin> The scritching is from the outside, on the door into the mansion. It sounds like some sort of small mammal wants in.
[16:57] <GMingPenguin> But not too small.
[16:57] <Haiiro-Honoo> "She's OK, but her pride isn't. I had to get Honoo to rescue her because of the aforementioned hijacking."
[16:57] <GMingPenguin> Probably, oh, a little larger than a cat.
[16:57] <Haiiro-Honoo> Speaking of Honoo, she's totally opening the door. While the fire is still going!
[16:57] <Haiiro-Honoo> The fire...within!
[16:58] <GMingPenguin> When the door opens, a fox slips in!
[16:58] <Ekaterina> "Rescued, by your fairy?" Ekaterina seems embarassed for her friend.
[16:58] <GMingPenguin> It's brown and darker brown, and has a note in its mouth.
[16:58] <Ekaterina> "So... hijacking?"
[16:59] <Haiiro-Honoo> Sure enough, Haiiro is paying no attention to the telefairy at the moment. In fact, she has it for something else. "Yeah, I'd have rescued her myself but I really don't like revealing myself until they get to me normally, and no one else was on hand."
[16:59] <GMingPenguin> It glances up at Honoo then runs straight to Sanae. It drops the note in her lap, then hops towards the door.
[16:59] <Haiiro-Honoo> "But yes, hijacking." The Telefairy was brought along, however, and Eka gets a glimpse of Gensokyo!
[17:00] <Haiiro-Honoo> IS IT GOLD AS EVER?
[17:00] <GMingPenguin> YES
[17:00] <Haiiro-Honoo> "As you can clearly see, this upsets me."
[17:01] <Haiiro-Honoo> It's gold instead of inverse! Though the rainbow tint is still there, and the golds are bright, it's still monogold and that's clearly terrible.
[17:01] <GMingPenguin> Though the words are only readable by Sanae, the crayon doodle of a fox sticking its tongue out at a frog and a snake can be seen by everyone nearby.
[17:01] <Ekaterina> "Yah! What happened!"
[17:01] * Anegumo is still quite a bit pouty, so she says nothing, she still frowns at the picture though.
[17:02] <GMingPenguin> Sanae giggles.
[17:02] <GMingPenguin> "I think that if this were a cartoon, someone would be saying 'this means war!'"
[17:02] <Haiiro-Honoo> "I wondered that for a few moments, then I remembered that everyone was saying Inari, so I made a connection in that golden foxes exist, along with white ones, so I'm pretty sure some kitsune are messing with my art."
[17:03] <Haiiro-Honoo> "And sure enough, Ginkyo is nowhere to be seen."
[17:03] <Ekaterina> "Surely you don't think Ginkyo had anything to do with this?"
[17:03] <Haiiro-Honoo> "I very think it."
[17:03] * Anegumo picks up the fox, looking at it, its not ginkyo, right?
[17:04] <Haiiro-Honoo> "And if I'm wrong, well, it'll lead to the true culprit eventually, probably the Inari one everyone's been going on about now."
[17:04] <GMingPenguin> Sanae extends a hand to Hakari. "By the way, I don't think I've met you yet. I'm Kochiya Sanae, Shrine Maiden of the Moriya Shrine. I'd tell you the names of my gods but all that'd come out would be Inari."
[17:04] <Haiiro-Honoo> "Since Sanae also caught the bug."
[17:05] <Haiiro-Honoo> "And with everyone praising the god Ginkyo likes and Ginkyo being MISSING, I'm not about to give her the benefit of any doubt."
[17:05] <Ekaterina> "I don't think Ginkyo could ever..." Ekaterina breahtes deeply, distressed. "She might know something about whats happened though."
[17:05] <GMingPenguin> The fox is not Ginkyo. For one, it's not wearing the inescapable dress. For two, it's brown, and thus pretty low on the fox totem pole. Ginkyo is higher than that, probably.
[17:06] <Haiiro-Honoo> "That'd be close enough for me, really. That said, she left. If I leave my house, that's a bad thing. But someone has to investigate! If I send Honoo alone, we'd just have gold things on fire."
[17:06] * Anegumo tosses the fox aside, not hard, just dismissively, "Her gods' names are Suwako and Kanako." She says, mostly to make sure she hasn't caught the foxgod virus.
[17:06] <Haiiro-Honoo> "Gotta send people with working heads! Like you. Or Anegumo. Preferably both of you, but Anegumo's pride seems to be very badly injured, so I'm not sure how she'll be doing."
[17:07] * Ekaterina nods. "I'll find her for you, if I can."
[17:07] <GMingPenguin> Anegumo's words leave her mouth properly. No Inari-ing.
[17:07] <Ekaterina> "Just... " Ekaterina gently rests her hand on Sakuya's forehead. "Make sure she doesn't go anywhere."
[17:07] <Haiiro-Honoo> "Actually, I might need her for something myself."
[17:07] <GMingPenguin> The fox lands on the floor and looks up at Anegumo. It scratches at a collar on its neck, and from under the collar drops a piece of paper. The fox picks it up inits teeth and drops it at Anegumo's feet.
[17:08] <Haiiro-Honoo> "Since I'm pretty sure she was also wronged by this turn of events, perhaps she won't outright refuse the idea!"
[17:08] * Hakari shuffles closer to Anegumo to read over her shoulder.
[17:08] * Anegumo looks at it.
[17:08] <Haiiro-Honoo> "Just need to close a portal that I never actually asked to install in the first place."
[17:09] <Haiiro-Honoo> "One that seems to be screwing with everyone that enters, if it's not the spell she hijacked itself."
[17:09] <Ekaterina> "I-if she gets away...." Ekaterina swallows.
[17:09] <GMingPenguin> This paper is basically a Chick tract, evangelizing faith in Inari, and all the wonders that come from placing faith in the fox god.
[17:10] <Haiiro-Honoo> Honoo doesn't really get the whole reading thing, but looks anyway.
[17:10] <Haiiro-Honoo> "If she gets away, either there's nothing I can do or I'll hold myself responsible. Either or."
[17:10] <Haiiro-Honoo> "That said, I'd hope she'd at least show you some respect. You DID beat her."
[17:10] <Anegumo> "I only follow the dragon god." She says simply to the fox.
[17:10] <Haiiro-Honoo> "So even if you're not there..."
[17:10] * Hakari blinks, and shuffles back over to Sanae. "Oh, excuse me. I'm Tenbinhatsu Hakari, yama on assingment to Gensokyo."
[17:11] <Ekaterina> "I'd hope so, but you didnt hear her in that fight. She's utterly devoted..."
[17:11] <GMingPenguin> "Oh! How exciting to meet a Yama!"
[17:11] <Anegumo> With that, she sees hakari introducing herself to sanae, and goes downt he hallway where she had strewn web.
[17:11] <GMingPenguin> The fox watches Anegumo walk off, then glances at Honoo and Hakari before proudly walking out the front door.
[17:11] <Hakari> "Only exciting if you have something to hide! Hahahahaha....ha. Ha."
[17:12] <Haiiro-Honoo> Yep, Haiiro probably left all the doors open in her hurry. Might notice that when moving about.
[17:12] <Ekaterina> "Just... dont let her get away just yet." Ekaterina pleads. "I trust you Haiiro."
[17:13] <Haiiro-Honoo> Honoo gives the fox a glance. Something ticks. ...But her logic was all spent, so she lets the fox go.
[17:13] <Haiiro-Honoo> They're not a challenger, so whatever!
[17:13] <GMingPenguin> Honoo doesn't stop the fox, but Sanae does.
[17:13] <GMingPenguin> Cute animal get!
[17:14] <Haiiro-Honoo> "If she gets away, either there's nothing I can do or I've messed up, in which case I'll take full responsibility."
[17:14] <GMingPenguin> She grabs the fox's chest. "Nuh uh! I'm taking something home with me, and you're the only fluffy thing around right now!"
[17:15] <Hakari> "Are you sure that's wise?"
[17:15] <Hakari> "If there is a fox-curse upon you..."
[17:15] <Hakari> "Then perhaps inviting a fox into your home is foolish."
[17:15] * Hakari nods, sagely. Her hair ornaments clink.
[17:15] <Ekaterina> "W-well, no sense waiting about then." Ekaterina looms near Sakuya. "If youre not here when I return... well... I respect you, you fought well, like a warrior should." Ekaterina turns and leaves to find Anegumo.
[17:15] <Haiiro-Honoo> "Hold on, some pointers first."
[17:16] <GMingPenguin> "Pfft! This is Gensokyo! Common sense is as useful as a screen window for your skylight during winter!"
[17:16] <Hakari> "...What?"
[17:16] <GMingPenguin> "Exactly!"
[17:16] <Ekaterina> "Hmmm..?"
[17:16] <GMingPenguin> The fox panics and attempts to squirm out of Sanae's grasp.
[17:17] <Haiiro-Honoo> "The spell that malfuctioned is in the back of the Youkai Mountain, and Ginkyo's got sisters on the mountain at a resturant. Just in case you need to be reminded, that stuff's good to know! Good luck~"
[17:17] <Hakari> "Shouldn't we go and check it out as well?"
[17:17] * Ekaterina nods. "To you as well, I want to hear how you crushed this oh-so-scary miko."
[17:18] <Haiiro-Honoo> Thumbs-up! "Or at least fought her well. I honestly don't think well of my chances."
[17:18] <GMingPenguin> The fox gets a claw hold on the door threshold and manages to leap out of Sanae's grasp and into the safety of Hokkai, where it is immediately beset by twnety fairies who all want to pet it.
[17:18] <Haiiro-Honoo> "But, well, chances are chances!"
[17:18] <Haiiro-Honoo> "And luck helps with those~"
[17:18] <Ekaterina> "And dont let the maid escape!" Ekaterina goes to Anegumo's area.
[17:19] <Haiiro-Honoo> "I won't! I'll try, anyway, she does stop time."
[17:19] <Ekaterina> "AnegumooooOOoooooo~!"
[17:19] <GMingPenguin> Anegumo is listening to a Linkin Park cd.
[17:20] <GMingPenguin> (That was a joke)
[17:20] <Hakari> "Well. Miss Haiiro, is there anything I can do to assist? Subverting the faith of Gensokyo is a fairly serious matter." Hakari frowns. "If the prayers of those who plead to gods fall upon the wrong ears..."
[17:20] * Anegumo has more class than that anyway. regardless, ekat is the last person she wants to see.
[17:21] <Anegumo> "Leave."
[17:21] <GMingPenguin> "Truly it would be a horrible thing if someone were to attempt to steal off of the faith in Gensokyo. Such a mastermind would never be able to live after committing such a horrific act." Somehow, Sanae says this with a straight face.
[17:21] <Hakari> "That's not entirely what I meant."
[17:22] <Hakari> "After all-" She points dramatically - "it is not the faith that's being stolen, but the prayers!"
[17:22] <Hakari> "You still have the utmost faith in your gods, but the fox-curse upon you prevents you from calling out to them."
[17:22] <Ekaterina> "Bu- wh-why?" Ekaterina looks wounded. " W-we have to help Haii- I mean... were not beaten yet, but someone is..."
[17:23] <GMingPenguin> The telefairy lights up for a moment.
[17:24] <GMingPenguin> The view is of outside Makai, in Gensokyo.
[17:25] <GMingPenguin> The strongest fairies out there working for Haiiro/Honoo get annihilated, one by one, a second after each other. Crushed by multicolored orbs.
[17:25] <GMingPenguin> There is the brief image of a serious looking face wearing black shades in the telefairy's wings for a moment before the screen goes black.
[17:26] <Anegumo> "Ekaterina, you are old, but still young in my eyes, I would by no means call myself an old woman, there are those much older than me. but I right now I am trying to cope that I am not the young volatile and dangerous woman that I used to be."
[17:26] <Haiiro-Honoo> Haiiro isn't in the immediate area, sadly. Does catch the image though! Honoo is in the area, though! "Uhhh...ask Hai--the black-white, then! She's on that."
[17:26] <Anegumo> "So if you would kindly leave me alone."
[17:28] <Ekaterina> "Anegumo...." Eka's face truns deeply sad. "You don't want to... trust me. I-i... I spent the last 3 decades friendless, alone. Before I came here, before I met all of you. Don't hide. Please don't hide."
[17:29] <Haiiro-Honoo> The Haiiro herself is at this point alone except for a maid. "...And now I have to watch her, lest I be unable to explain it if she runs off as opposed to warps away. But at the same time, I'm gone from my post and someone's approaching fast."
[17:30] <GMingPenguin> Is Sakuya smirking?
[17:31] <Haiiro-Honoo> "Lost the signal too. Can't have that one reaching fast. I'd like to wake this up, but at the same time she's got knives and maids are probably fans of getting beauty sleep when they actually have the time. ...Wait, she's Sakuya, she has infinite time. But can she get it while she's sleeping, or is she stuck with finite time?" IS she smirking?
[17:31] <GMingPenguin> It looks like she might be smirking...or just laying funny.
[17:33] <Anegumo> "Am I hiding? no. I just want to be left alone.
[17:33] <Anegumo> "
[17:33] <Anegumo> "A self imposed hermitage is not hiding."
[17:34] <GMingPenguin> Naaah. She's just sleeping.
[17:35] <Haiiro-Honoo> "...An uneasy feeling. But is it just me being stuck on the ropes, or something else? Can't tell anymore."
[17:36] <Haiiro-Honoo> "All I know is that she better wake up properly so she can help me deal with this damned Inari case. Don't really have much options, here!"
[17:37] <Haiiro-Honoo> The Haiiro continues to stir, as the Honoo shrugs and goes off to not find Haiiro in her spot. ...So she comes back with a shrug, deciding it's better to follow people that are moving instead of looking for someone that was standing still.
[17:37] <GMingPenguin> Maybe if Haiiro attempted to wake Sakuya up somehow.
[17:38] <Haiiro-Honoo> Wake up a lethal maid with knives? The thought is considered...
[17:38] * Ekaterina sits down, quietly, and tries to smile as comfortingly as the socially awkward vampire can. Ekaterina tries to work up her courage and blurts out. "I still think you're cool Anegumo... Do you know why I pushed myself so hard to beat Sakuya... Its because I wanted to impress you... at the lake, when you said I was a wimp around the Scarlets... I wanted to get stronger... to be more
[17:38] * Ekaterina like you."
[17:40] <GMingPenguin> The knives have been confiscated ya'know
[17:41] * Anegumo looks at Ekaterina then gestures her over, "I wouldn't normally say this...but I appreciate that."
[17:42] <Haiiro-Honoo> ...ah what the hell, if her waking up messes with things, it doesn't matter anymore. Still, simply dragging her out of bed wouldn't do at all. ...How do you wake someone else up anyway? Honoo never slept soundly, and she woke up by herself for the longest time. ...Having that THOUGHT is disturbing. Think ha--right. ...She's probably got a nasty kick. ...She might have knives anyway. Scary sca--oh what the hell, if she's pre-emptively knived, she can take it. It doesn't matter! She's planning to take on Reimu! Why hesitate! Words first. "Sakuya! If you're awake, admit it, and if not, wake up!"
[17:42] * Ekaterina beams excitedly at the sudden praise. "So.. come on then... You don't want to end up a wreck like me. L-lets see this through, for Haiiro, and for two old broken women."
[17:43] <GMingPenguin> Sakuya's eyes half open. "Morning calls, and it has a voice I've heard before. Haiiro, yes?"
[17:44] <Anegumo> "You aren't an old woman." She says flatly
[17:45] <Haiiro-Honoo> "That would be right, yes. A Haiiro that may or may not have been responsible for a few things, but definitely not responsible in any way to the fight you had earlier. Except maybe setting the stage. ...But not the pathway into it. So we're clear!"
[17:46] <GMingPenguin> Sakuya opens her eyes all the way. "Are you responsible for the discoloration of Gensokyo?"
[17:46] <Ekaterina> "Is that so... In my homeland, they would call me Babushka behind my back." Eka chuckles at the memory. "I think the nearest word in Japanese is Obaasan? They thought it was an insult, I was always proud of it."
[17:46] <Haiiro-Honoo> "...Depends on what you're seeing. The situation has progressed to a point where you'll need to be more specific."
[17:47] <GMingPenguin> "Our Scarlet mansion was discolored into every color of the rainbow. My mistress is not a fan of rainbows, as they tend to be artifacts of the sun."
[17:48] <Haiiro-Honoo> "OK. That was totally me. I don't like to be blamed for things that aren't my fault! If you caught wind of some weird gold color cropping about, that one wasn't."
[17:48] <Anegumo> She scoffs, "Youth is something to be treasured. your young looks...I'm rather envious. I look more like a mother than an older sister."
[17:50] <GMingPenguin> "I have not caught wind of such thing yet."
[17:51] <Anegumo> "...but fine, lets go back."
[17:51] * Ekaterina smiles again. "The young always wish to be older, the older wish to be younger. I.. always wondered what I would have looked like had I surv-..." Eka covers her mouth.
[17:52] <Ekaterina> "R-right. we have things to do... and there will always be time to reminisce."
[17:52] <Haiiro-Honoo> "Well, that's the case. As things stand, it'll be bright gold and rainbowy instead of what it ended up as."
[17:52] <GMingPenguin> "Well, that just won't do either."
[17:54] <GMingPenguin> "Are you wanting to recruit me to your cause?"
[17:54] * Anegumo thinks on what ekat says, or almost said.
[17:55] <Haiiro-Honoo> "If you are willing, I would say go for it. However, that is not what I ask of you. Simply want you to close the portal that probably messed with you to give them a hard time while everyone's out. ...Are you still messed up, by any chance?"
[17:56] <GMingPenguin> She whispers something.
[17:56] <GMingPenguin> She says it louder. "Lady Scarlet... I seem to be cured."
[17:57] <Haiiro-Honoo> "Huh. Perhaps the effect is temporary! Good news! Should definitely close the portal to make sure that doesn't happen again."
[17:58] <GMingPenguin> "Indeed, and I would gladly demolish the portal for you. However, if I were you, I would not trust me to not escape." She smiles.
[17:59] <Haiiro-Honoo> "That is a fact! That's also why I wasn't going to think about recruiting you in the first place. That's the bottleneck."
[18:00] <Haiiro-Honoo> "Of course, it's not exactly the easiest thing, stopping a maid that can stop time, and probably mess with space."
[18:00] <Haiiro-Honoo> "Honestly, you could probably have escaped already."
[18:00] <GMingPenguin> "Only probably?"
[18:00] <Haiiro-Honoo> "...Definitely. If all that stuff taken off your person is any indication!"
[18:01] <GMingPenguin> "Well, I could not have returned to m'lady when my mouth uttered blasphemies, but my mouth is now clean."
[18:01] * Hakari , who has TOTALLY BEEN EAVESDROPPING IN A MOST UNYAMA-LIKE MANNER ON EKA AND ANE, makes a surrepitious motion as her hair onraments jingle. Balancing powers are go!
[18:01] <Haiiro-Honoo> "That it is. For now."
[18:02] <Haiiro-Honoo> "Perhaps what has already enveloped Gensokyo could bring that back though. What then?"
[18:02] <GMingPenguin> Wishes are granted! Ekaterina ages several years in appearance, and Anegumo youthens several years in appearance, until they look like two women who graduated from school at the same year.
[18:02] * Anegumo stops, looking at Ekat, staring.
[18:03] * Ekaterina makes a funny, pained expression. A little tight around the chest area.
[18:03] * Hakari iiiiinches the door open and peeeeeers around it.
[18:03] <Anegumo> "You stole some of my chest."
[18:04] <GMingPenguin> "I have a strong feeling that it was theportal which cause the trouble. My trouble, not my lady's trouble."
[18:05] * Ekaterina is utterly histerical, her face rapidly cycling through emotions.
[18:07] <Anegumo> "Oy, calm yourself." She's somewhat happy with this.
[18:07] <Hakari> Oh dear. Hakari attempts to iiiiiiinch the door shut again.
[18:07] <Haiiro-Honoo> "The portal, created by the fox. The fox, responsible for the gold colors you will see once you step outside. It's a trouble that'll come back! But seriously, I wish I could stop you, but if I even tried, you'd be gone, and you don't seem like you'd be willing to work with me to see that it all ends faster."
[18:07] <Anegumo> Aside from her bust theivery of course, but she can get over that.
[18:08] * Ekaterina looms quite a bit taller over Anegumo now. "This is.. this... this..."
[18:08] <Anegumo> (i think we're even in age?)
[18:08] <GMingPenguin> (Even in age)
[18:09] <Ekaterina> "I was curious... but not this curious! Wahhhhh! This is bad!"
[18:10] * Anegumo chuckles. an eye glances at the shutting door, she knows.
[18:10] <Ekaterina> "Someone DIES!"
[18:10] <Hakari> click.
[18:10] <Hakari> A very soft click, but it's probably enough.
[18:10] <GMingPenguin> And then the click of a camera shutter
[18:11] * Anegumo puts a hand on your ekat's shoulder, "Whats wrong? not enjoying being in an adult body?"
[18:12] <Anegumo> She suddenly comes to a realization, she doesn't say anything out loud but she seems more excited, "Listen, I don't mind staying like this for a while! I think this would be a good learning lesson for you."
[18:12] <Ekaterina> "None of my clothes will fit now! And I liked being small and cute, it made me scarier when I did something awful!"
[18:13] * Ekaterina notices the loud click and puts two and two together.
[18:13] <Haiiro-Honoo> "...But seriously, do what you want. Be the maid of your mistress above rationality or...whatever it is. At least I have something to remember."
[18:13] * Dai-burlap-jin doesn't read the mood and walks in with a tray on his head, and delivers tea to everyone
[18:14] * Ekaterina storms over to the door, and gives it a nice tug... off its hinges and tosses it aside.
[18:14] <GMingPenguin> Walks into which room? Haiiro and Sakuya, or Ekaterina and Anegumo?
[18:14] <Haiiro-Honoo> "Seriously, you got bit. That was definitely something to remember--something just crashed."
[18:14] <Anegumo> "Oy, oy. come here Eka-chan." She grins, "Come on, I can make some alterations to your dress."
[18:15] <GMingPenguin> Sakuya looks at the door past Haiiro. "Yes. I got bit. That doesn't make me a vampire, I know the steps necessary for that. And such a bite means that I have to seek revenge before I can return to face m'lady."
[18:16] <GMingPenguin> Her eyes move from the door to Haiiro. "My task is now one of reveangance. I must destroy that portal, and destroy the vampire who overstepped the ancestral boundries that one should never prey on another vampire's servant."
[18:17] <Haiiro-Honoo> "Still something to remember. If I can't get you to work with me, I'll just be difficult and maybe when I'm forced to set everything up again I'll make the entire mansion rainbows."
[18:18] <GMingPenguin> "The Scarlet Devil Mansion already is entirely rainbows..."
[18:18] <Haiiro-Honoo> "No, it's somewhat rainbows."
[18:18] <Haiiro-Honoo> "And probably gold."
[18:18] * Anegumo is following eka trying to convince her to stay like this at least for a little while.
[18:19] <Ekaterina> "Where are you Yama! When I am done with, you will have new things to teach the torturers in Hell!"
[18:19] <Haiiro-Honoo> "It was mostly some other color before. You want it to be entirely rainbows, be my guest, warp out of here or something."
[18:19] <GMingPenguin> What? Is nobody going to accept tea from Daimofujin?
[18:19] <Haiiro-Honoo> Honoo does! Totally in the area.
[18:19] <Haiiro-Honoo>  Logic completely spent. Needs a refill.
[18:19] * Hakari , who was strolling down the hall and noting a job well done, hears that and takes off! oh god oh god oh god
[18:20] <GMingPenguin> Sakuya smiles, "IF you do that, I'll know exactly where to go. And next time I won't be flustered by some fox god's magic."
[18:20] <Ekaterina> "Thats not the problem Anegumo..." Eka looks pained and embarassed. "My coffin..... I wont....... fit....."
[18:21] <Anegumo> "We...we can figure something out! Now~ let me have your youth a bit longer, okay?"
[18:21] <Anegumo> "Or rather, the part of it i've recieved."
[18:22] * Ekaterina tries to find a way to say no... but doesn't have the heart... a working one at least. "F-fine... if its just for a day or two..."
[18:22] <Ekaterina> "But I am still going to have words with that yama."
[18:22] <Haiiro-Honoo> "Be my guest! Right now, I couldn't care less. Talked rationally with Yuuka, prepared to face down Reimu, the fucks I give right now are zero and my mansion can pretty much be anywhere I want it to be, so there's that out of the window!" She mad.
[18:23] <Anegumo> "That's fine that's fine~ but after!
[18:25] <GMingPenguin> "If you couldn't care less, then could you undo the restraints...?"
[18:25] <Haiiro-Honoo> "What, you can't warp out of those?"
[18:25] <GMingPenguin> "I can't warp, no."
[18:25] <Haiiro-Honoo> "Thought you could manipulate space!"
[18:26] * Ekaterina whines a bit." Fine.... Okay. YAMA! If youre listening! You have a stay of execution, if you come out and help us with this, I promise I wont pull off your limbs! Provided you fix this later!"
[18:26] <Anegumo> "Hai hai~"
[18:27] <Hakari> ....
[18:27] <Hakari> ...
[18:27] <Hakari> the mysteriously yama-shaped bulge under one of the rugs starts to stir.
[18:28] <GMingPenguin> "Well. Maybe I can. But it's always good to be polite to one's host, yes?"
[18:28] <Hakari> And Hakari comes out of hiding, trailing dust as she goes.
[18:29] <Haiiro-Honoo> "If you're gonna be a sore loser and refuse to help me in any way despite losing in a straight fight, then you sort of threw politeness out of the window."
[18:29] <GMingPenguin> "I said I would destroy the portal which seems to be causing you ire."
[18:29] * Ekaterina taps her feet impatiently at the Yama.
[18:29] * Dai-burlap-jin tosses several mofujin that were following him out of a window
[18:29] <Hakari> "W-what do you need help with?"
[18:31] <Haiiro-Honoo> "Oh, right. I could probably close it myself with some effort, honestly. It just might take a while and be an uncomfortable experience. Then what was I all up in arms about anyway..."
[18:31] <Haiiro-Honoo> "...Ah, right, the whole hunting my suboordinate, that was probably it."
[18:31] <GMingPenguin> "You seem like you need to relax. Some tea, maybe? I smell some outside this room."
[18:32] * Ekaterina grabs the Yama and starts dragging her. "Haiiro can explain."
[18:32] <Haiiro-Honoo> "I do. But my trust in you is like...negative."
[18:32] <Haiiro-Honoo> "So nah."
[18:32] <Hakari> "Ow ow ow not the hair sticks not the hair sticks I'm coming I'm coming"
[18:32] <Haiiro-Honoo> "Sides, if there's tea, someone's still here for some reason!"
[18:32] <GMingPenguin> "I have said no lies, I have stated my intentions..."
[18:33] <Haiiro-Honoo> "Your intention to escape, and I'm pretty sure I'm supposed to be watching you!"
[18:33] * Anegumo follows, smiling, bouncing.
[18:33] * Dai-burlap-jin delivers a teacup to Sakuya and some berries
[18:33] <Haiiro-Honoo> "Sure there's the portal too, but I guess I can get someone else to watch you while I mess with it myself."
[18:33] <GMingPenguin> "I think you and I both know that I can escape, the question is how polite do you want me to be when I escape?"
[18:33] <Dai-burlap-jin> "Thanks for the cookie, ma'am."
[18:33] * Dai-burlap-jin walks off to toss more mofujin out of a window
[18:35] <Haiiro-Honoo> "...Well, there's a cookie for you."
[18:35] <Haiiro-Honoo> "...Wait a second."
[18:35] * Ekaterina roughly throws open the door to the nursery, dragging the Yama in her wake.
[18:35] <GMingPenguin> Sakuya's restrait over her right wrist elongates, and she slips her hand out of it to accept the teacup. "Thank you, Daimofujin." She sips, sets the cup down on the gurney, then puts her wrist back in the restraint and smiles at Haiiro."
[18:35] <Haiiro-Honoo> "...Ah, yes, this is stress alright."
[18:37] * Anegumo comes in.
[18:37] <Haiiro-Honoo> "I tie myself in a knot dealing with a maid and Ginkyo's servant is giving out tea and cookies to the people that haven't left to investigate it."
[18:38] * Ekaterina shoves the yama towards Haiiro. "Haiiro! Look what she did to me! Us!"
[18:39] * Hakari stumbles forward, nearly crashing into Sakuya's gurney.
[18:39] * Dai-burlap-jin has given up throwing his fluffy brethren out windows, and has simply opened up a door and is shoving them out
[18:40] * Dai-burlap-jin returns with a plate of manjuu and puts it in front of H2
[18:40] * Dai-burlap-jin goes to sweep the house
[18:40] <Haiiro-Honoo> She turns around. "...Huh." Unlimited stress. "...I...I dunno how much I even care anymore. I think I need a break. Good thing I sent you all to go investigate things on a short notice!"
[18:41] <Haiiro-Honoo> "To think I'm the one that hasn't fought anyone yet, and yet I need a break!" She throws her arms up and leaves.
[18:41] <Anegumo> Anegumo looks pretty happy, but a bit confused as haiiro does that.
[18:41] <Hakari> "?"
[18:41] * Ekaterina notices the Maid is awake, and grins.
[18:41] <Haiiro-Honoo> ...And comes back a bit. "By the way, Eka, watch yourself. She's mad." And then leaves again!
[18:41] <GMingPenguin> Sakuya narrows her eyes and whispers, "Trespasser."
[18:42] <Haiiro-Honoo> ...and comes back again. "And not really restrained!" And leaves again.
[18:42] <Haiiro-Honoo> ...Seems to be final this time.
[18:42] * Hakari turns to watch her go as best she can. "Oh dear."
[18:43] <Ekaterina> "If you didnt want to get bit, then you shouldn't have fought another vampire, tradition be damned."
[18:43] * Anegumo looks around, unconcerned with ekat's situation, where is sanae?
[18:43] <GMingPenguin> Nowhere to be seen it seems
[18:45] <GMingPenguin> "Tradition allows for uch conflict, except for the teeth. I'm off limits, you should know that!"
[18:47] * Ekaterina waves her hand dismissively. "Tradition would also have had no issue with me killing you for attacking me. But this is Gensokyo, not Europe."
[18:48] <GMingPenguin> "This is a worthless argument. What do you intend to do with me?"
[18:50] <GMingPenguin> Anegumo glances through a window and spots Sanae following some mofujin
[18:50] * Anegumo goes out to interact with sanae
[18:51] <Ekaterina> "Very little, youre to stay here. Until your mistress comes and demands you back or until I think she's suffered enough without you." Ekaterina grips the rail of the gurney and bends it in frustation. "A vampire caring so much for a human. It's foolishness!"
[18:52] <Hakari> "What's so upsetting about it? Any number of beings show great affection towards their pets."
[18:53] <GMingPenguin> "Foolishness? Or maybe fate?"
[18:54] * Anegumo follows Sanae, "Sanaeeee."
[18:54] <Ekaterina> "Pets?" Eka glances back at hakari momentarily and leans in towards Sakuya. "Fate means little to your mistress. And youre more than a pet to her, aren't you Sakuya?"
[18:55] <GMingPenguin> Sanae is sitting on a small crowd of mofujin, who are carrying her along as they stream towards some corner of Makai.
[18:55] <GMingPenguin> Sanae says to Anegumo, "Oh, hello you. I'm just heading home to rest."
[18:56] <Anegumo> "Ah, but first...do you notice?" she makes a gesture to herself.
[18:57] <GMingPenguin> Sakuya responds to Ekaterina, "Of course I am more than a pet. I'm no mere dog, I have the honor of serving the best mistress in Gensokyo."
[18:58] <Ekaterina> "Such Elegance, But I know better." Eka leans in to whisper something to Sakuya.
[19:00] <GMingPenguin> Sanae responds to Anegumo, "Oh! Did you find the fountain of youth?"
[19:00] * Hakari keeps an eye on Eka, but fortunately knows not to say anything.
[19:01] <Anegumo> "Something like that~ But ah, you see, since, well I'm still a bit older than you, appearance wise...but if you were to, say, go out to see your boyfriend, what would you wear?"
[19:02] <GMingPenguin> "But you have such beautiful dresses, should I be asking you that? I just have my shrine maiden uniforms and old school uniform, and whatever I can steal from Reimu when she's not paying attention."
[19:02] <GMingPenguin> shouldn't*
[19:03] <Anegumo> "Hrm, I thought you had knowledge of the outside world's fashion, though?"
[19:04] * Dai-burlap-jin tosses the last loitering mofujin out of Haiiro's mansion
[19:04] <Anegumo> "Basically...any dresses I had that would fit me now have long since been altered into something else, so what I'm asking you is, what should I wear?"
[19:04] * Dai-burlap-jin takes a rest on a windowsill, listening to nothing in particular
[19:05] <Anegumo> "i can change something back...but I have no idea what exactly!"
[19:06] <GMingPenguin> "I was never into the clothing thing like other girls. Some wore lots of extravagant old timey clothing, elegant gothic something, and others didn't dress in nearly enough at all. That's no good. I don't suppose your boyfriend likes mecha, does he? You could dress like a Gundam."
[19:07] <GMingPenguin> She's being slowly carried off as they talk.
[19:07] <Anegumo> "A...gundam. no, he's no kappa...hrm, something to think about though, thank you~" She was expecting a little more, so she lets Sanae get carried off.
[19:08] <GMingPenguin> "Wait! History is cool too! Dress like some famous, sexy gal from history!"
[19:09] <GMingPenguin> Sakuya looks at Ekaterina
[19:10] <Anegumo> "Historical...right." she nods, pondering, and walks back to the mansion to go sort through what dresses she has.
[19:10] <GMingPenguin> "I could pass that message along. My mistress may find the tersm reasonable, but as for myself, I don't like it when lines are crossed."
[19:12] <Hakari> "Hm."
[19:13] * Ekaterina sighs. "So some of her property was damaged. I'm sure we can find some appropriate restitution, for you and her."
[19:13] <GMingPenguin> "Blood for blood?" Sakuya smiles, and her eyes flash red for a moment.
[19:14] <Ekaterina> "Eh.. um... Wh-whose blood?"
[19:14] <GMingPenguin> "That will have to be decided."
[19:15] * Ekaterina thinks for a moment, worried. "Fine. We can negotiate on that."
[19:16] <Ekaterina> "Luckily, we have a witness from the court here."
[19:17] * Hakari perks up.
[19:18] <GMingPenguin> "Hm, yes, a yama's agreement ont he terms would be excellent."
[19:20] <Ekaterina> "As payment for blood taken, Equivalent blood is to be offered."
[19:21] <GMingPenguin> "Agreed."
[19:22] <Ekaterina> "A Devil's contract it is then. I'm sure you know all about that. Now rest easy Miss Sakuya."
[19:22] <GMingPenguin> Will you free her?
[19:23] <Ekaterina> I haven't decided yet.
[19:24] <GMingPenguin> If you do, I know how the next session will start.
[19:24] <Ekaterina> I honestly have to think on it.
[19:24] <GMingPenguin> Well, she can escape, just FYI~
[19:26] * Ekaterina grabs a strip of cloth and wraps it about the handle of one of Sakuya's knives, then carefully cuts the Maid loose. "Leave or stay."
[19:27] <CrazyPenguin> Sakuya rubs her wrist. "I have a task to finish."
[19:27] <CrazyPenguin> ze end


---Kaleidoscope of Rainbow Paradise: Stage 6, Final---
[14:35] <GMingPenguin> The figure stands tall and dark, the dying sunlight behind causing her front to be shadow. Behind her lays a corseyard of fairy wings and mofujin fur. A single figure stands before this destructive woman, a lone mofujin, small and bruised.
[14:35] <GMingPenguin> There is no grin, no smirk from the standing figure. Her clothes, white and red despite the golden hue of everything around her, move slightly in the wind. The paper tassles hanging from her gohei dance as they are caught by the breeze, but she stands and watches the fluffy little one in front of her.
[14:35] <GMingPenguin> Never breaking eye contact, he stands on his--he stands up, to his full height. A bloody tooth is spat onto the ground, and he wipes his mouth with a fist, leaving a bloody smear on his fur.
[14:35] <GMingPenguin> Before combat is resumed once more, three words are uttered from his mouth.
[14:35] <GMingPenguin> "I'm gonna gitchu!"
[14:37] <GMingPenguin> How are folks back at Haiiro's mansion doing~?
[14:38] <Hakari> Hakari is doing pushups! Or what might, in some universe without gravity, look kinda like pushups. Gotta get ready to save Gensokyo's faith!
[14:39] <Anegumo> Anegumo is getting ready for something, but she's shut up in her room
[14:40] <Haiiro-Honoo> PRAY. So the Haiiro does. As for what in particular, nothing, really. Take that, jerk god. Empty prayers. Haaaaa.
[14:40] * Ekaterina had just released the Maid, and calls out to her one final time. "You didn't have to lie, you know, Miss Sakuya."
[14:41] <Haiiro-Honoo> At this point, she's praying for a miracle to get everyone on track. Only the prayer is intentionally a lie. It's probably sad.
[14:42] <Ekaterina> "You care more for your Mistress than you let on, and Oh Katya you've gone soft... Just... go."
[14:42] <GMingPenguin> Sakuya nods once, then disappears into Makai.
[14:43] <GMingPenguin> An hour later, give or take several minutes...
[14:44] <Hakari> "Hup! Hup! Fiiiiive." Whump.
[14:44] * Ekaterina heads off to find Anegumo, she needs some new clothes for the time being as she's currently on the verge of escaping her old dress.
[14:47] <Anegumo> Anegumo lets Ekat in, she's wearing a western-style crimson gown.
[14:49] <Ekaterina> "Hey Anegumo... Ive got a bit of a problem here... It seems I would have Ow had a bit of an OW! Growth spurt at some point."
[14:50] <Anegumo> "Ah, right. right." She seems absentminded, but pulls her over, "A quick modification should work..."
[14:50] <Ekaterina> "Or maybe just a replacement dress? This one is kinda my favorite, and its quite a bit too short now.
[14:51] <Anegumo> "Fine, fine."
[14:54] <GMingPenguin> Sakuya stands at the center of what used to be a fake portal to Makai. Constructed of wood and paper talismans, it was nothing more than a trick, a trick with a word prank spell on it. There had been no true portal to Makai here, but what does the truth matter in a world without common sense?
[14:54] <GMingPenguin> With the wood splintered and the paper returned to pulp, Remilia's dog turns towards her mansion. A woman hovers in the air, watching her.
[14:54] <GMingPenguin> "So, you have moved," Sakuya says, standing with her feet apart. Not braced to launch into a battle, but prepared to do so if necessary.
[14:54] <GMingPenguin> Reimu responds, "I finally decided it was time. It was enjoyable watching everyone panic about the colors, I can fly above such silliness, but then my Shrine Maiden senses told me of a disturbance in faith."
[14:54] <GMingPenguin> "It's to be expected of the Shrine Maiden to detect such a problem. I have destroyed the engine of faith disruption, but the perpetrator has been left unpunished."
[14:54] <GMingPenguin> "Indeed? Where might I find this perpetrator?"
[14:54] <GMingPenguin> "Makai, methinks. At least you'll find the big fish behind the colors."
[14:54] <GMingPenguin> Reimu nods, "Thank you for your assistance. I shall punish them before the sun rises again."
[14:54] <GMingPenguin> She turns to leave, but before she launches Sakuya calls out to her again, this time in concern. The last ray of the sun catches Reimu's arm, between shoulder and sleeve; there is a bandage there.
[14:54] <GMingPenguin> Reimu smiles. "Don't worry. It was just a small fry that proved more spirited than I had anticipated. I tried to save my bombs and lost them instead, you've had it happen, I'm sure."
[14:54] <GMingPenguin> She's gone. Sakuya stands for a moment longer, then takes to the air herself.
[14:59] <Haiiro-Honoo> Haiiro probably checks that telefairy every two minutes too. IS THERE A SIGNAL? IS IT EVEN A GOOD SIGNAL? WHO COMES NEXT? Gotta at least be prepared for what comes next, even if the miracle never happen.
[15:00] * Ekaterina quickly dons her new dress and sighs in relief, admiring Anegumo's handiwork.
[15:00] <GMingPenguin> Haiiro has seen the two scenes with Reimiu
[15:02] <Haiiro-Honoo> Oh, she had seen that? Well, that definitely doesn't leave much room as to who comes next. Still, it leaves plenty of time to fret about the gold Gensokyo. Unless it stopped being gold for some reason, in which case that kind of changes a lot! Otherwise, plenty of time to fret and/or steel herself.
[15:02] <GMingPenguin> It's still gold. Reimu just isn't.
[15:03] <Haiiro-Honoo> Plenty of time to fret about that, then.
[15:05] <Ekaterina> "Sooo.... date night?"
[15:06] <Hakari> After recovering from her pushups, Hakari goes off to find Haiiro. STRATEGY TIME
[15:07] <Ekaterina> "We should probably go take care of this whole GOld thing like Haiiro wanted... shes probably pulling her hair out right now."
[15:08] <Haiiro-Honoo> You might have to do some flying, but you can eventually find Haiiro (you know she's there cause you pass Honoo on the way, you see)--nearly jump on noticing someone else was there, but sigh a sigh of relief. She was TOTALLY not composed yet. ...And while she could be relieved that someone actually bothered to see her in this state, she wasn't, really. "What, what is it?"
[15:10] <Hakari> "We should be making plans, shouldn't we? I mean, we're going to have to track down Inari (it was Inari, right), and break the curse on Gensokyo!" After a second, she adds quickly, "Also get rid of all the gold, of course."
[15:13] <Haiiro-Honoo> "...Wait, someone actually had their head on during that? ...Wait, if you all did, then you'd be on the case already...won't ask! I kind of already made a plan sort of a bit, but I trusted Eka with that and I don't think she's left yet, so..."
[15:14] <Hakari> "Well, what can I do? This is important!" Hakari is jittering about in mid-air. It's kind of painful to look at.
[15:14] <Anegumo> "Hm? well, I've done my job."
[15:16] * Ekaterina grabs onto one of Anegumo's arms and tugs. "Come on, we've wasted enough time. We should get the yama too, she needs to make up for this mess."
[15:17] <Anegumo> "Tch...I just need a little time."
[15:17] <Haiiro-Honoo> Not as painful as Haiiro is. She looks like she barely got any sleep, only without the drowsiness. Somehow. "Well, I'd start by finding out where Ginkyo went to, cause she seems like she knows something about the god they were all praising earlier, who's probably responsible for the gold. And if she doesn't say anything, beat her up until she does or poke around on the mountain until you can FIND the Inari fellow somehow. From there, I don't quite know, but it'd probably be worth it to check the back of Youkai Mountain if nothing turns up. Eka should know where in particular, if you get her on track somehow."
[15:18] <Hakari> "I don't think she likes me very much." Understatement of the century. "I could find Miss Ginkyo, and you could 'motivate' Miss Ekaterina?"
[15:18] <Anegumo> "I haven't felt this young in several hundred years. I feel...ravenous."
[15:19] <Haiiro-Honoo> "I wonder if I could even get through to her on any level...and when I think about it, I guess that MIGHT be your fault, but at this rate I think I can call that an accident. I'll let things happen as they will on that front."
[15:19] <Ekaterina> "You uh-... You aren't going to eat that cute Tengu, are you?"
[15:20] <Haiiro-Honoo> "As for finding Ginkyo, there's a resturant in the Youkai Mountain that might give you a lead on that if she's too elusive!"
[15:20] <GMingPenguin> Whilst standing guard for Lord Tenma, Kireigou sneezes. Momiji shoots him a dirty look and he returns to his proper guarding stance.
[15:20] <Hakari> "I was just trying to give her what she wanted so that both she and Lady Anegumo could cheer up a little." Shrug. "I suppose I'll start there."
[15:20] <Hakari> zoooom
[15:21] <Anegumo> she licks her lips, thinking about the idea, "I wasn't thinking about it, but now..."
[15:21] <Anegumo> She grins.
[15:21] <Haiiro-Honoo> "Accidents~"
[15:21] <Ekaterina> "Thats kinda cruel... even by my standards."
[15:22] <Haiiro-Honoo> Haiiro is somewhat cheered up! At least there's a chance. Maybe praying to nothing is praying to something! Maybe it accidentally prays to Reimu's god. ...Perhaps that works out in the end. Somehow.
[15:23] <Ekaterina> "Well come on, we need to go to they Youkai mountain anyways."
[15:25] <Anegumo> "Mm. Do we?" She thinks, "Fine, I don't mind sticking around for a while longer...we're after ginkyo, right?"
[15:25] <Ekaterina> "Right! Haiiro thinks she's the one who messed things up... probably some ridiculous joke.:
[15:26] <Ekaterina> "So lets go grab the Yama and hope she can soak up some danmaku for us."
[15:27] <Anegumo> She goes
[15:27] <GMingPenguin> They go.
[15:27] <GMingPenguin> Out into the night.
[15:28] <GMingPenguin> And from the night, by a different portal, something this way comes.
[15:28] <GMingPenguin> Fairy reports reach Haiiro's ear.
[15:29] <GMingPenguin> "We're being slaughtered... she's unstoppable... the likes of which we've only seen once before (per year or so)..."
[15:30] <Haiiro-Honoo> "It's time, then..." She's particularly good at slaughtering small-fry. Of course, Honoo wasn't a small-fry. She might be in the small-fry class, but...
[15:30] <GMingPenguin> There is a knock at the front door.
[15:31] <Haiiro-Honoo> Like hell is Haiiro answering that one. But she did have someone for the occasion. Since Honoo said 'she shot her before'.
[15:32] <Haiiro-Honoo> Ree opens the door.
[15:32] <GMingPenguin> A defeated fairy had been leaning against the door, and falls into the hall when the door was opened.
[15:33] <Haiiro-Honoo> It takes a few seconds for Ree to get the picture.
[15:33] <Haiiro-Honoo> If she has them, SHE NOPES RIGHT OUT OF THERE.
[15:34] <GMingPenguin> Then a large number of multicolored orbs smash through the doorway, obliterating Ree.
[15:34] <GMingPenguin> "I'm heeeereee, Haiiro! I know it's you!" Reimu shouts as she enters the mansion.
[15:37] <Haiiro-Honoo> Perhaps even if she went away, she was a goner. But, that was only to be expected. Hopefully it was amusing, at least! Heehee. In any case, there's certainly a trail of fairies to lead to Honoo's waiting place! And there's a Haiiro with a chill up her spine even further than that...but she is not to be deterred!
[15:37] <Haiiro-Honoo> ...You know, trail of bodies. Fairies. Who can tell the difference anymore?
[15:38] <GMingPenguin> After a couple homing amulets and sealing needles, they sure can't! Nyuk nyuk nyuk
[15:38] <GMingPenguin> The hallways extend and widen to allow for proper danmaku battles.
[15:39] <GMingPenguin> Reimu flies through the mansion, secretly glad to see that here at least, everything is colored normally.
[15:39] <GMingPenguin> Ish.
[15:40] <Haiiro-Honoo> Ish, indeed. Someone else made sure of that, that's for sure. The mansion's outside is probably more colorful than Gensokyo BEFORE it became gold.
[15:41] <Haiiro-Honoo> But after it became colorful.
[15:41] <Haiiro-Honoo> That said, in the middle of the most wide hallway yet, there's a Honoo with some SLIGHTLY MORE ELITE FAIRIES in tow! "Hey! You're not getting through that easily!"
[15:42] <GMingPenguin> "I figured you'd be here! Honoo, wasn't it? I've heard no end of what you've done from Cirno. Don't let her know that I told you that, of course!"
[15:43] <Haiiro-Honoo> "Heh heh, I won't~"
[15:45] <Haiiro-Honoo> "And though I'm pretty sure you'll blow me up either way, I'm gonna make sure it won't be as easily as you...swatted away absolutely everyone else! One of those 'fights to remember'~"
[15:46] <GMingPenguin> Reimu holds up a sealing amulet. "Maybe I'll seal you up and stick you in the shrine to heat the place when winter rolls around. I'll be sure to remember you then!"
[15:46] <GMingPenguin> She swingsher arm, and the amulets spread out.
[15:47] <Haiiro-Honoo> "Even if you seal me up, you can only contain these flames for so long before they start eating things up~!" Honoo's on fire! Literally. At least the Anegumo clothes are fireproof...right?
[15:48] <Anegumo> honoo's? yes.
[15:48] <Haiiro-Honoo> ...WE MIGHT HAVE TO TEST HOW FIREPROOF THEY ARE, CAUSE THIS IS GONNA BE A HOT BATTLE.
[15:49] <Haiiro-Honoo> "I was told to give it everything I've got, so...come on, let's see how well the red-white shoots!"
[15:49] <Haiiro-Honoo> Honoo tests this by going full defense, of course. Know thine enemy.
[15:50] <GMingPenguin> Reimu attacks.
[15:52] <Haiiro-Honoo> And Honoo evades! Intentionally grazing those amulets so hard they actually start burning up!
[15:53] <GMingPenguin> Reimu calmly floats around and spews out more homing amulets. "Don't burn those! They're handmade!"
[15:53] <Haiiro-Honoo> For some reason, the look in Honoo's eyes is knowing. She shoots!
[15:54] <GMingPenguin> Fast?
[15:54] <Haiiro-Honoo> But of course!
[15:54] <Haiiro-Honoo> A sacred fire! High chance to burn.
[15:58] <GMingPenguin> "Silly fire fairy, burning my paper. How about some acupuncture?"
[15:58] <GMingPenguin> She spews forth sealing needles!
[15:59] <Haiiro-Honoo> "Heehee, that'd be a better idea~" KNOW THINE ENEMY. DEFEND.
[16:11] <Haiiro-Honoo> GRAZE GRAZE GRAZE. GET A LOOK AT THOSE NEEDLES. Too close for comfort, but... "...Yep, they're the same~" What on EARTH could she be talking about?
[16:12] <GMingPenguin> Reimu doesn't know, but she calmly watches the fairy for her next move.
[16:13] <Haiiro-Honoo> An imitation! Fire sealing needles! SPIRITUAL POWER MUCH LIKE YOUR OWN, IN A FORM FITTING. Needles fill that, for some reason. Something something bees.
[16:13] <GMingPenguin> Reimu watches and grazes.
[16:14] <GMingPenguin> Reimu flies over the incoming danmaku~
[16:15] <GMingPenguin> She returns fire with her needles.
[16:15] <Haiiro-Honoo> Content, Honoo decides to just fire as usual this round!
[16:16] <Haiiro-Honoo> It still has some oomph in it!
[16:20] <Haiiro-Honoo> And more evasion from Honoo! She's burning up! There's not even words coming from her, she's that on fire. The cloth's durability continues to be tested.
[16:20] <GMingPenguin> "Man! You dodge too much! Don't you know that you're supposed to sit there and take it?"
[16:21] <Haiiro-Honoo> "I know what I should do, and move against it! Haiiro likes that kind of thing." She nods vigorously before continuing the assault. At least she's not full-dodging anymore.
[16:22] <Haiiro-Honoo> At least she's cutting Reimu a break!
[16:22] <Ekaterina> No Honoo Spellcards?
[16:22] <Haiiro-Honoo> NOT YET. She still hasn't got hit!
[16:23] <GMingPenguin> Reimu crosses her arms. "I don't like genre savvy people. That's my job."
[16:24] <Haiiro-Honoo> "You can yell at Haiiro about that one. It's all her fault~"
[16:25] <Haiiro-Honoo> "...Seriously, when I think about it, it's all her fault. I'd probably be a middle class fairy without her. ...I probably wouldn't have thought about it without her."
[16:25] * Haiiro-Honoo shrugs!
[16:27] <GMingPenguin> "Then I'll just have to have a few words with her..."
[16:28] <Haiiro-Honoo> "Go on, try it!" FASTBALL. ...Hell with it, she's got time to spare. More than one life, that's for sure. BREAK THROUGH.
[16:31] <GMingPenguin> Reimu's sealing needles finally impact Honoo.
[16:33] <GMingPenguin> "Got you! Show me a spellcard, I want to see what a fire fairy comes up with!"
[16:34] <Haiiro-Honoo> Or FAIL TO BREAK THROUGH, but damn it if it wasn't a good effort anyway. Honoo is HIT (in the way that bosses are). SPELL CARD! "...I never got the hang of these though. I...only got one really down to be honest! But I still gotta test the others, so...be my tester! Art of Fire: Fire-Walking!"
[16:35] <Haiiro-Honoo> But you don't even walk in Gensoky--ah, a wall of fire advances. Gotta move forward while dodging fireball danmaku! Honestly this is pretty basic, she wasn't kidding. It only has one roll!
[16:35] <GMingPenguin> Reimu focuses on defending, learning thecard.
[16:37] <Haiiro-Honoo> Honoo seems pleased with not being shot down in an instant! She continues!
[16:37] <Haiiro-Honoo> Strangely, this is actually avery good showing.
[16:38] <GMingPenguin> Reimu practically walks on the spellfire.
[16:38] <GMingPenguin> "Not bad, not bad, but you need to branch out more. Make the flames larger maybe, or have them follow me."
[16:40] <Haiiro-Honoo> She fires in earnest, but listens! A fairy that listens! "Hmm...I'll do that! The following part actually sounds neat, it's hard to get out of their way if they follow you~"
[16:40] <GMingPenguin> "For example, try these amulets."
[16:44] <Haiiro-Honoo> They follow her nicely. She does try her damnedest to get out of the way, but it falters! Pichun 1! "Owowowyeah, those work nicely!"
[16:44] <GMingPenguin> Reimu smiles. "See? Helpful!"
[16:45] <GMingPenguin> She continues her homing attack.
[16:47] <Haiiro-Honoo> She nods vigorously before returning to her dodging ways. "Though I wanna hurry to the next card, Haiiro's bugged by something going on outside, soooo...let's see how to get out of the way!"
[16:54] <Haiiro-Honoo> She does keep things interesting, of course! With a BURST of fire and a BURST to get out of the way that was PRETTY CLOSE.
[16:55] <GMingPenguin> Burst burst burst Reimu goes down.
[16:55] <GMingPenguin> She comes back with a vengeance.
[16:55] <GMingPenguin> "I'm on my way some place and you're just slowing me down!"
[16:55] <Haiiro-Honoo> "I am!"
[16:55] <Haiiro-Honoo> A grin. SHE KNOWS IT.
[16:56] <Haiiro-Honoo> "Gotta leave some time for the others! Hopefully! She said!"
[16:56] <GMingPenguin> "Spirit sign! Fantasy jewel!"
[16:56] <Haiiro-Honoo> SHOOT THE JEWELS FOR BONUS POINTS.
[16:58] <GMingPenguin> A spray ofcolorbul orbs flies forwards!
[16:59] <GMingPenguin> Colorful.
[16:59] <GMingPenguin> They are pretty.
[16:59] <GMingPenguin> Pretty mesmerizing.
[16:59] <GMingPenguin> Honoo gets sucked in by their beaOW
[17:00] <Haiiro-Honoo> Very. And she's used to this because she's under Haiiro, but even despite this BONK.
[17:00] <GMingPenguin> These weren't the bouncing balls, they don't go bonk
[17:00] <Haiiro-Honoo> Boom?
[17:01] <GMingPenguin> Brrzap?
[17:01] <Haiiro-Honoo> I'll take it.
[17:01] <Haiiro-Honoo> BRRZAP.
[17:01] <GMingPenguin> "Good! Now that you're out of the way, I can..."
[17:02] <Haiiro-Honoo> "H-hey! You're not leaving yet! One more test, and then the real thing! Pyrotechnics: Colored Flames!"
[17:03] <GMingPenguin> "Well! You're sticking in there! Eat some needles!"
[17:04] <Haiiro-Honoo> And then, MORE FIREBALLS. Also straightforward, but still large in scale. And the fireballs come from the sky, and why are they all changing colors at the same time OK this actually IS kinda pretty but maybe someone that just got through colorful paradise isn't as wowed.
[17:04] <Haiiro-Honoo> At some point it actually kinda thins out though.
[17:05] <GMingPenguin> Reimu continues her assault, grazing easily through the colorful fireballs.
[17:06] <Haiiro-Honoo> And shooting like a champ! Pichun! Rolling for magic...
[17:08] <GMingPenguin> Reimu watches the fairy go down again.
[17:09] <Haiiro-Honoo> ...success! Down, and back up. How bold. "A-Alright, this is where the gloves come off! I'm gonna give it my all in the final stretch! Since I was pretty much taking it easy on you until now!"
[17:09] <GMingPenguin> "Oh ho? I'm looking forward to this then."
[17:10] <GMingPenguin> She responds with more homing amulets.
[17:11] <Haiiro-Honoo> A so-so offense, but she really gets her evasion going here! A good blow, evaded!
[17:12] <GMingPenguin> The two dance around each other for a bit.
[17:12] <GMingPenguin> Reimu steps it up to needles again.
[17:16] <GMingPenguin> The needles find Honoo and smack her into next week. Or at least the next spellcard.
[17:17] <Haiiro-Honoo> And it does the trick! Pichun! "Alright, that could have gone better, but no more games! Gonna burn until I'm burnt out! Last one, 'Great Fire Of Meireki'!"
[17:18] <GMingPenguin> Fire! Fire everywhere!
[17:19] <Haiiro-Honoo> And then Honoo becomes fire. Or rather, it'd take Aya vision to see her through the sheer amount of fire output. While there could be more, it should be noted that a great wind also comes forth from HONOO THE FIREBALL. This leads to fire getting even MORE everywhere, quickly!
[17:20] <GMingPenguin> Reimu focuses on flying over the fire~
[17:20] <Haiiro-Honoo> ...But then, the wind stops coming from the outside. It comes towards Honoo now, with the fire! Don't get sucked in, and don't get your back burned!
[17:22] <Haiiro-Honoo> And at last, the fire shows signs of dying down. If you remained too close, that smoke would probably be problematic, as visibility in the rest of the still quite active flames is rather low. On the other hand, this is Reimu!
[17:22] <GMingPenguin> Reimu waits for the fire to consume all of the available oxygen. What? Humans need to breath oxygen? She can just fly over that~
[17:24] <Haiiro-Honoo> And in the end, it seems she got out of the way nicely. There's no Honoo when the smoke clears! What a way to pichun!
[17:25] <Haiiro-Honoo> Did she really burn up? Did she really pichun? Was she a bit not exactly pleased with the whole
[17:26] <GMingPenguin> Reimu coughs
[17:26] <Haiiro-Honoo> 'try harder but not actually dent the Reimu' thing? Who knows, she gone.
[17:26] <GMingPenguin> She had a pun but she forgot it when she coughed
[17:26] <Haiiro-Honoo> And the world was better for it.
[17:26] <GMingPenguin> She flies through the smoke to find Haiiro!
[17:29] <GMingPenguin> "I'm coming for you, color mage!"
[17:30] <Haiiro-Honoo> How is there still room for a winding staircase?! Haiiro notices Honoo DOWN, and tries not to let this unholy stress break what little charismapower she has left, if she had any to begin with! On reaching the end of the staircase and ONE DOOR, the Haiiro's room (redesigned to not be destroyed in certain places by the danmaku fight that would happen in it, as well as touched up to be FINAL BOSSY in the Haiiro sense) with the Haiiro in it is revealed! Of course, how one chooses to open the door is entirely up to preference.
[17:32] <GMingPenguin> Reimu uses the doorknob.
[17:32] <GMingPenguin> But she doesn't close the door behind her!
[17:33] <GMingPenguin> "Haiiiroooo~ I want to talk to you~"
[17:34] <Haiiro-Honoo> The nerve! THIS CANNOT GO UNPUNIwho am I kidding, just be happy she didn't break the door. "About what~? Honoo? She did pretty well!" FINAL BOSSES, PLAYING SOME KIND OF DUMB.
[17:35] <GMingPenguin> "Why not about Honoo? You have to teach that girl that she needs to diversify her danmaku stocks."
[17:37] <Haiiro-Honoo> "She does, but just because she thinks more doesn't mean she's not simple-minded."
[17:38] <Haiiro-Honoo> "Though, at this point, I think she'll realize she can't do anymore with what she has. That's the breaking point, you see!"
[17:38] <GMingPenguin> "Speaking of diversity. Why gold?"
[17:40] <Haiiro-Honoo> She resists the urge to just start the fight right then and there! "...Now, I like being blamed for things that are my fault. The rainbow tint? That was me. The brightness of everything? That was also me."
[17:41] <GMingPenguin> "I knew it was you once everything went multicolored. Why'd it change?"
[17:42] <Haiiro-Honoo> "That's what I'd like to be figuring out right now. However, I can't just leave this place, for obvious reasons! I had to get everyone here to investigate that."
[17:43] <Haiiro-Honoo> "...Last I heard, they were taking their time with it. I'm pretty sure there's a kitsune god called 'Inari' or something involved. But I'm pretty sure that if they keep their focus, they can resolve that BEFORE the fight is over."
[17:43] <GMingPenguin> (Ha ha yeah right)
[17:43] <Haiiro-Honoo> "...Granted, if things are still like that, I am very happy to take my time on that front. I'd like to have this resolved while everything is my fault!"
[17:44] <Haiiro-Honoo> (WE CAN PRAY)
[17:44] <Ekaterina> (Ooh, Shiny!)
[17:44] <Haiiro-Honoo> (Auuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.)
[17:44] <GMingPenguin> (Ekaterina keep your teeth away from the shiny furred fox!)
[17:45] <Haiiro-Honoo> "Honestly, the whole 'gold' thing is gonna drive me crazy. All that work, so easily foiled! That was the most important part, too!"
[17:45] <GMingPenguin> "As far as I am concerned, everything is your fault right now. Shall we resolve this,then?"
[17:47] <Haiiro-Honoo> She ponders. "...Hm. Actually, when I think about it, it is! I don't like my image stolen, but as long as you're aware who's the source of it all to begin with, that's only a minor annoyance!"
[17:48] <Haiiro-Honoo> "Now, let's get this over with! Let's see if I can do the impossible!" Haiiro reaches high tension!
[17:50] <GMingPenguin> "Let's see if I can stop the impossible!"
[17:50] <GMingPenguin> Reimu casts forward her homing amulets!
[17:53] <Haiiro-Honoo> Haiiro achieves a state of super high tension! She fires color rays of different shapes and sizes! How do rays become shapes? She's doing it!
[17:57] <GMingPenguin> Reimu lays the smackdown on Haiiro.
[17:57] <Haiiro-Honoo> NO SHE DOES NOT. NOT THE FIRST TURN.
[17:58] <GMingPenguin> She dances with you then~
[17:58] <Haiiro-Honoo> One hell of a dance. Honoo made it look a lot easier.
[17:59] <Haiiro-Honoo> "Alright, let's change things up on you! Take this! Purple Prison!"
[17:59] <Haiiro-Honoo> A charged spell! Shock and awe!
[18:04] <GMingPenguin> Reimu has to manipulate luck a ton in order to survive this round!
[18:05] <GMingPenguin> But she does. Now, will you?
[18:06] <Haiiro-Honoo> Or at least one with some potency. More magic backed assault, Purple Prison RAY!
[18:09] <Haiiro-Honoo> She does in some manner, but not to get out of the way! Homing amulets make their mark!
[18:11] <GMingPenguin> "You know who's going to win here. If you agree to dismiss your spells, I'll agree to ceasing my extermination run."
[18:11] <Haiiro-Honoo> "So I might know who's gonna win, but you think I'm gonna back down now?"
[18:12] <Haiiro-Honoo> "I knew you would come eventually! I made sure to hold everyone else off with the knowledge that you'd show up eventually and most likely blow everyone up! Including me!"
[18:12] <GMingPenguin> "You can tell everyone that you almost beat me up but I pulled through and just barely beat you down. Saves your pride and maintains the balance, yaknow?"
[18:13] <GMingPenguin> She attacks as she proposes.
[18:13] <Haiiro-Honoo> "I'd much rather actually do that! It's not real pride if it's a forgery! Spellcard! Megamagic: Amethyst Prison!"
[18:15] <GMingPenguin> "Right right, of course, we should both fulfill our duties~"
[18:15] <Haiiro-Honoo> A laser barrier (of all things, a barrier, won't stop shots though) puts Reimu in a tight spot! The prison moves! Shots come from within! Stay focused, Reimu! ...But don't stay that way, the prison can move fast sometimes.
[18:16] <Haiiro-Honoo> Haiiro herself also takes potshots!
[18:17] <Haiiro-Honoo> A laser~
[18:20] <GMingPenguin> "Ah! A barrier! This might almost be a mirror match, with my colorful orbs and barriers meeting your colors and barriers!"
[18:21] <GMingPenguin> She launches an extra strong barrage of homing amulets.
[18:24] <Haiiro-Honoo> "You see why I wouldn't miss this~" Even as she gets shot, she seems to keep the attitude.
[18:25] <Haiiro-Honoo> A shake of the head though, and she's back in action! A barrage of lasers!
[18:31] <Haiiro-Honoo> And barraged by not-lasers. Let's keep the flow going, for good or ill! "Barriers aren't my forte, though! Rainbow Sign: Old Irish Legend!" AND THEN, RAINBOWS! Laser rainbows, descending from the space above, curving as a rainbow does! Bursting into DANMAKU COINS where they end, unlike normal rainbows!
[18:32] <Haiiro-Honoo> Knowing her foe, she decides to increase the amount of coins manually too. More unusual seeming danmaku coins!
[18:32] <GMingPenguin> Reimu keeps up the attack. "It took a while to find where I needed to go, and when I got there, it wasn't where I needed to go! I left this morning and it's now night, let me defeat you so I can get to bed!"
[18:35] <Haiiro-Honoo> Almost as if because she said 'let me defeat you so I can get to bed', her dodging becomes near psychic.
[18:39] <GMingPenguin> Almost as if because Haiiro's dodging became psychic, Reimu enters a danmaku trance and floods the room with amulets.
[18:41] <Haiiro-Honoo> Someone really knows when to let loose. Pichun! BACK UP. Hurrying up, no words now, just...a case of avoiding curvy shots under MAGICAL PRESSURE.
[18:46] <GMingPenguin> Man, for such an undisciplined lazybutt, Reimu sure has strong willpower. Does she not practice it constantly, instead holding it in reserve to use in times of need?
[18:46] <GMingPenguin> She continues her homing amulet attack into the spellcard.
[18:48] <Haiiro-Honoo> AND GETTING BACK DOWN. Never give up, Haiiro! Trust your instincts! Like Reimu seems to be doing. ...It seems that she DOES have a strong will. BUT CAN SHE PLAY SIMON SAYS? "Spellcard! The Story of the Simon That Said!" A red flash! The red bullets don't hurt! A blue one! The blue ones are safe! And considering there's no feasible way through without realizing that, hurray for miko intuition! Curvy white lasers are thrown into the mix to spice things up, because DEAL WITH IT.
[18:48] <Haiiro-Honoo> And since why not, even MORE lasers are shot in! GET SHOT.
[18:49] <GMingPenguin> Oooh this would be a fun spellcard
[18:52] <Haiiro-Honoo> Sadly, it's not to last! The halfway point is breached!
[18:53] <GMingPenguin> "Feeling tired yet~?"
[18:53] <GMingPenguin> She's upgrading to her needles!
[18:55] <Haiiro-Honoo> "Tired...tired! Yes, tired! Tired of you not getting shot! Seriously, it's like you've seen these a thousand times before! ...But that's what I was expecting, so I'm not disappointed or stopping!" A rain of colorful drops!
[18:57] <GMingPenguin> Reimu starts to speak a rebuttal, then gets shot.
[18:57] <GMingPenguin> "Urg... your timing is as impeccable as your color matching skill.
[19:01] <Haiiro-Honoo> Sadly, Haiiro is also shot. Still, she gets up, spellcard in hand! "At least someone gets it! Speaking of matching colors, tell me if you've seen this one before." Taking that completely seriously, next spellcard. "Famous Color Mimicry, Vengeful Spark!" OH LOOK, that buildup. That laser guiding line. TIME TO GET OUT OF THE WA---ooooaaahhh it just BENT THE LASER TRAIL. And the (not quite as large laser) follows it! And the laser changes direction after solidifying once more, to spite you. In addition, the laser's colorfulness is literally breaking off into deadly fragments, leaving behind a mostly black but still white laser!
[19:04] <GMingPenguin> "Don't show that one to Marisa or she'll either get mad that you stole it, or she'll steal it herself!"
[19:06] <Haiiro-Honoo> "Well, I sort of already stole her stuff. Physically."
[19:06] <GMingPenguin> "Ah! That was you! If you don't give up now, I'll tell her that~"
[19:06] <GMingPenguin> She continues dodging and needling
[19:06] <Haiiro-Honoo> Dodge! "To be honest I could have held all this off for like, a month or so, but while I had Marisa's stuff, figured why not."
[19:08] <Haiiro-Honoo> "And I'm prepared to recieve any punishment for anything after this! I won't even warp out, I didn't prepare that spell today~" She does have one of those gems though, but even so, she actually means that.
[19:09] <GMingPenguin> "I'm already giving you your punishment right now!"
[19:11] <Haiiro-Honoo> Pichun! UP AND AT EM. "Then there's no reason to stop!" Spell and laser again! Purple Prison Ray!
[19:16] <GMingPenguin> Reimu gets prison'd!
[19:17] <Haiiro-Honoo> DEATH'S COLD EMBRACE. "Wow, that took a lot more effort than I thought it would. Even here, you're not bad!"
[19:18] <GMingPenguin> Reimu cannae respond
[19:18] <Haiiro-Honoo> Of course she can't! Monologue, ho!
[19:18] <Haiiro-Honoo> ...Just kidding.
[19:18] <GMingPenguin> Nooooo
[19:19] <Haiiro-Honoo> "While you're tied up, lemme just confess to a thing. If you can remember a certain incident involving...well, a lot of things, most of why you wanted to forget? While you were working sealing magic on a...nutty youkai? That whole mess. That was me." Not all the way, but she'll take the blame for that too.
[19:20] <Haiiro-Honoo> "OK, had to say that. Now get shot."
[19:20] <Haiiro-Honoo> Lasers!
[19:21] <GMingPenguin> Pew!
[19:21] <GMingPenguin> Reimu's prison shatters, and Reimu is Hut!
[19:21] <GMingPenguin> Hit.
[19:21] <GMingPenguin> She's not a Hutt.
[19:21] <Haiiro-Honoo> Reimu is Jabba. Confirmed, confirmed.
[19:22] <Haiiro-Honoo> "Seeing as I'm on a one way road to bad places, I might as well get the express ticket!"
[19:22] <Haiiro-Honoo> "Hmhm~"
[19:24] <GMingPenguin> Reimu recovers being shot. "That was you?! I still have some of those cards! Take THIS!"
[19:24] <GMingPenguin> She flings one.
[19:24] <GMingPenguin> It flies slowly through the air...
[19:25] <Haiiro-Honoo> PURPLE PRISON RAY. Maybe she can shoot it down since it's taking ages to reach. Or, maybe not.
[19:28] <GMingPenguin> The amulet follows Haiiro around and lightly attaches itself to Haiiro's head. She's Hit, but also...
[19:29] <GMingPenguin> The entire world goes greyscale.
[19:29] <GMingPenguin> To Haiiro's eyes, at least.
[19:33] <Haiiro-Honoo> "Whoathere, I was planning on using a different card now, but let's go for a change of pace. Can't stop this! Seeing What One Wishes, Selective Perception!" While the world is greyscale, it doesn't matter when EVERYTHING BECOMES BLACK AND WHITE ANYWAY. Directly. The background is white, the bullets and combatants are black, a perfectly monochrome battlefield not resembling some famous Touhou music video at all (lie). After a bit of this, though, the colors reverse! The background is black, the bullets and combatants are white, and--the bullets shot previously are still black, leaving it RATHER HARD to dodge the ones shot a while ago! And yes, some of those bullets are lasers that curve.
[19:33] <Haiiro-Honoo> Invisible curvy lasers.
[19:35] <Haiiro-Honoo> Of course, it can't really get annoying till the background changes happen more often. Haha!
[19:35] <Hakari> Somewhere, Hakari gets a terrible sensation that something is wrong somewhere
[19:36] <GMingPenguin> Reimu dodges and weaves and oh gosh this is pretty fun~
[19:36] <GMingPenguin> She continues holding down the attack butto-I mean, continues throwing sealing needles
[19:38] <GMingPenguin> Then she gets lag hit because of poor programming!
[19:40] <Haiiro-Honoo> Take what you can get! Sadly, Haiiro was also hit! "Alright! I'm...exhausted! It's been too long~!"
[19:41] <GMingPenguin> "Then we should end this now...WITH A KICK TO THE FACE!"
[19:41] <GMingPenguin> "Divine Arts, Wind God Kick!"
[19:42] <GMingPenguin> She starts somersaulting towards you, foot first!
[19:43] <Haiiro-Honoo> One more non-spell life! A burst of 'not sure this is actually' danmaku in retaliation to the sudden approach! If that's not a dash attack, graze bonus!
[19:46] <Haiiro-Honoo> It's almost like some sort of trigger attack in response to getting too close!
[19:48] <GMingPenguin> Darn those trigger attacks!
[19:48] <GMingPenguin> Reimu gets tripped up by it
[19:48] <Haiiro-Honoo> RETALIATION! "Hey! Nope! You wouldn't even finish it like that! From the top! Only during my final attack!"
[19:49] <GMingPenguin> "You should know that I can't hit you with a spellcard during your final spellcard!"
[19:49] <GMingPenguin> "So I might as well use them now!"
[19:50] <GMingPenguin> "Border, Spreading Border!" Manyblue borders spin into existence on the battlefield
[19:51] <Haiiro-Honoo> "...Clever! As expected of a veteran!" Pew pew! PURPLE PRISON LASER--tapped now, but the last one gets out there.
[19:55] <GMingPenguin> She smashes Haiiro down.
[19:55] <GMingPenguin> "Now! Show me your awesome final attack!"
[19:56] <Haiiro-Honoo> The strange thing was that she actually switched the two around at the last minute. Well, this should be fun.
[19:57] <Haiiro-Honoo> And go figure, she used most of her effort...during the battle! Is this why most final bosses these days don't have climatic final attacks? She used to complain about that!
[20:01] <Haiiro-Honoo> Enlightened, she continues anyway. "Spirit! Ever Changing Fantasy!" DIDN'T HAVE ROOM FOR SURVIVAL CARD. A laser grid boxes Reimu in! And then HELIX LASERS quite reminesent of those damned cheeto lasers in Mystic Square appear! They're pretty straightforward, but the trick comes when she moves. When she moves, they CURVE HARDER. There's plenty of those damned things, and the farther she is from the center, the worse they get. What really doesn't help is the large cluster of curvy bullets shot every now and then, forcing her to go way off center trying to read the damned things and HELIX LASERS NOT NOW PLEASE. The grid gets smaller, so perhaps a quick finish is much wanted.
[20:05] <GMingPenguin> A quick finish is what Reimu delivers.
[20:06] <GMingPenguin> She combines homing amulets and sealing needles into sealing homing needles and chips away at Haiiro's health, defeating her before the prison gets too small to maneuver in!
[20:08] <Haiiro-Honoo> Of course, being an expert at this sort of thing, that was expected as well. That may also be why some half-ass it. But she gave it her all, so that's OK! And so, the laser grid fades away, and the Haiiro on the other side being much too tired to continue. "...Wow. I...need a moment. Do I even...have a moment, or is it straight to fixing what I can with me?"
[20:10] <GMingPenguin> Reimu stands tall, but those with knowing eyes see that she's somewhat battle fatigued. "Normally, you'd have been exploded. But since you are, were, human I didn't wantto go toofat and exterminate you to death. Plus, I don't know if I need you to dismiss the spells or not. But! As soon as you can, you do have to dismiss them!"
[20:13] <GMingPenguin> want to go too fast.
[20:13] <GMingPenguin> er
[20:13] <GMingPenguin> far.
[20:13] <GMingPenguin> Not fat. Not fast. Far.
[20:14] <Haiiro-Honoo> Good thing she has knowing eyes! Of course, it doesn't even take those to know Haiiro could pass out any time. "Yeah, normally I would have been exploded, and that'd have been that. Youkai ARE pretty durable, though! Still, thanks for not exterminating me to death! I guess I'll...take off the favor of you owing me for making sure you weren't stolen away. I'll probably cause trouble later, but as for the big scale, I think I probably won't do that for a long, long time. If ever! This was pretty OK! And stressful. Definitely stressful."
[20:16] <Haiiro-Honoo> "That said! Any magician could disable the spells with enough effort OR ENTIRELY REPLACE THEM with the power of a god, but in the former case it'd require lots of time in an unfriendly place with no clear knowledge as to where, and I take a good deal less time and already know, so I'll be on that! ...If I can reverse the god's tampering. ...Pretty sure it's a god's tampering."
[20:17] <Haiiro-Honoo> "...Still, I think...to go in those places, I'll need a moment."
[20:17] <GMingPenguin> "That's fine. You may have your moment. I'm just going to go and raid your kitchen."
[20:18] <Haiiro-Honoo> "If there's anything left, go ahead. Secret compartment in the right of the most-right drawer has some tea, if they didn't find that." FAIRIES.
[20:19] <GMingPenguin> "Excellent. And remember. I have an eye on you!"
[20:19] <GMingPenguin> Reimu floats backwards out of the room while pointing at her eyes then pointing at Haiiro.
[20:20] <Haiiro-Honoo> "But of course~" She seems more pleased with this than any normal self-preserving person should be. A bed comes out of the floor, and is promptly laid on. This IS her bedroom, after all!

---Bonus Footage: The OOC During Final--

[14:51] <@Anegumo> 5k4
[14:51] <@Anegumo> threadspinning
[14:51] <@Anegumo> nooo
[14:51] <Haiiro-Honoo> Saiiikkooorrrrooooo
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[14:52] <Haiiro-Honoo> cry roll
[14:52] <Haiiro-Honoo> 6k5
[14:52] <Saikorogami>  Speak of the dicebot and they shall come
[14:52] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for Haiiro-Honoo (6k5) [21,21,8,7,6,4]:63
[14:52] <Hakari> fuuuck
[14:52] <Hakari> that some fine-ass thread
[14:52] <+Ekaterina> DAMN
[14:52] <Haiiro-Honoo> no that was actually my tears
[14:52] <Haiiro-Honoo> (it's not actually my tears)
[14:52] <Haiiro-Honoo> (it should be)
[14:53] <Haiiro-Honoo> (but maybe you can like, FEEL her frustration)
[14:54] <Haiiro-Honoo> (because you all let an hour of gold Gensokyo just...go by)
[14:54] <Haiiro-Honoo> (;_;)
[14:55] <@Anegumo> 5k4
[14:55] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for Anegumo (5k4) [13,11,9,9,1]:42
[14:55] <Haiiro-Honoo> OK, the thread is still pretty fine-ass
[14:55] <+Ekaterina> The Mofujin Bit her?
[14:55] <+Ekaterina> Does that mean shes going to become a mofujin too?
[14:56] <Ginkyo> D:
[14:56] <Ginkyo> That's terrifying
[14:56] <@Anegumo> Ane pulls out a dress and makes some quick mods but it still looks like your style eka
[14:56] <Ginkyo> ...Is that where they come from?
[14:56] <Hakari> it also ran her out of bombs
[14:58] <&GMingPenguin> More like she was Hit when she had a full reserve
[14:58] <Hakari> o-og
[14:58] <Hakari> oh
[15:00] <+Ekaterina> I hate when that happens
[15:02] <&GMingPenguin> Haiiro~ Is your campaign page up to date?
[15:02] <Haiiro-Honoo> I
[15:02] <Haiiro-Honoo> well
[15:02] <Haiiro-Honoo> almost...?
[15:03] <&GMingPenguin> ALMOST AIN'T GOOD ENokay that's fine
[15:03] <Haiiro-Honoo> the key thing is that I don't quite have cherry points where they should be
[15:03] <Haiiro-Honoo> but on the bright side I nearly finished DOING SPELL CARDS, the actual bulk of the everything I need to do
[15:04] <Haiiro-Honoo> because go figure, I had to do them
[15:09] <Haiiro-Honoo> I mean on the bright side I had to do less with Honoo but still
[15:13] <+Ekaterina> Im trying!
[15:13] <+Ekaterina> I need to get Anegumo first though.
[15:13] <Haiiro-Honoo> :V
[15:13] <@Anegumo> OH
[15:13] <@Anegumo> I TOTALLY MISSED THAT
[15:13] <&GMingPenguin> Hehe
[15:18] * Sparts ([email protected]) Quit (Quit: )
[15:20] <+Ekaterina> Haiiro has just given me permission to inflict any cruelty I wish on they yama, got it! :3
[15:20] <Haiiro-Honoo> While I didn't
[15:20] <Haiiro-Honoo> I also shouldn't have to
[15:20] <Haiiro-Honoo> :3c
[15:21] <Hakari> :3c
[15:21] <Haiiro-Honoo> That was more of a 'just let Eka do what she wants aaaaa' thing even though she's totally getting back on track
[15:27] <Hakari> so much love ;_;
[15:27] <+Ekaterina> Well thats Eka for you, Slavishly devoted to her friends, inflicts casual cruelties on everyone else.
[15:29] <Ginkyo> ...fairy life is a hard life
[15:29] <Ginkyo> ain't no respect
[15:29] <+Ekaterina> Welp, there goes the Red Fairy Brigade again.
[15:30] <+Ekaterina> This makes 3 times in one day theyve been massacred?
[15:32] <+Ekaterina> Hee, those fairies.
[15:33] <Ginkyo> Four, innit?
[15:33] <Ginkyo> Marisa, Sakuya, Sanae, Reimu
[15:33] <+Ekaterina> Marisa didnt make it to them
[15:33] <Ginkyo> And various affronts, indignities, and murders perpetrated by us for our amusement.
[15:33] <+Ekaterina> You saw to that
[15:33] <+Ekaterina> That too :3
[15:34] <+Ekaterina> Fantasy Seal
[15:34] <+Ekaterina> Apparently doubles as a key.
[15:35] <Haiiro-Honoo> key
[15:35] <Haiiro-Honoo> sure
[15:36] <+Ekaterina> battering ram, etc.
[15:37] <+Ekaterina> Its almost time for the Main Event~
[15:38] <+Ekaterina> Homing Amulets AND Sealing Needles?
[15:38] <+Ekaterina> Hax
[15:39] <+Ekaterina> lol
[15:42] <Hakari> aw shit I just ran myself out of the reimu battle ;_;
[15:42] <Haiiro-Honoo> BETTER AWAY FROM RED-WHITE THAN DEAD
[15:42] <+Ekaterina> You really, really dont want to be laying in front of that steam roller
[15:42] <+Ekaterina> Haiiro did us a Kindness by sending us away
[15:43] <Hakari> butbut
[15:43] <Hakari> helping
[15:43] <Haiiro-Honoo> You cannot balance that.
[15:43] <Haiiro-Honoo> SHE IS THE BALANCE
[15:43] <+Ekaterina> Reimu is TERRIFYING.
[15:43] <Hakari> ;_;
[15:44] <+Ekaterina> https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/8962379/chanshit/Images/raymoo.PNG *keeps posting this*
[15:50] <&GMingPenguin> Reimu: Massive talent, okay skills.
[15:50] <&GMingPenguin> 9k6
[15:50] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for GMingPenguin (9k6) [6,6,6,5,3,2,2,1,1]:28
[15:50] * &GMingPenguin flails his arms in a wacky manner
[15:50] <Haiiro-Honoo> CP FOR REROLL?
[15:50] <Haiiro-Honoo> :3c
[15:50] <&GMingPenguin> not yet
[15:50] <+Ekaterina> Wow
[15:50] <Hakari> I can't watch
[15:51] <+Ekaterina> Poor Honoo
[15:51] <+Ekaterina> !ekaterinaship
[15:51] <ShadyBot> Your ship is: Ekaterina the Bolshevik Vampire and Sairoumoku the Inugami
[15:51] <Saikorogami> Ekaterina, Sorry, I don't have that alias stored for your name.
[15:51] <Haiiro-Honoo> 6k6+24-25
[15:51] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for Haiiro-Honoo (6k6 + 24 - 25) [8,8,7,6,6,2]:36
[15:51] <Haiiro-Honoo> LET'S GET HAPPENING.
[15:51] <+Ekaterina> Two sad corpses.
[15:53] <&GMingPenguin> 9k6
[15:53] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for GMingPenguin (9k6) [8,7,7,7,4,3,3,1,1]:36
[15:54] <Ginkyo> ...since when are amulets not handmade in gensokyo?
[15:54] <Haiiro-Honoo> 6k6+25
[15:54] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for Haiiro-Honoo (6k6 + 25) [7,6,5,4,3,3]:53
[15:54] <+Ekaterina> Ginkyo: Tengu have printing presses
[15:54] <&GMingPenguin> Defend~
[15:55] <&GMingPenguin> 9k7+6
[15:55] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for GMingPenguin (9k7 + 6) [11,8,6,6,5,4,4,4,1]:50
[15:55] <Haiiro-Honoo> 6k6
[15:55] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for Haiiro-Honoo (6k6) [8,7,4,3,2,1]:25
[15:55] * &GMingPenguin adds acp
[15:55] <&GMingPenguin> 1k1
[15:55] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for GMingPenguin (1k1) [3]:3
[15:55] <Haiiro-Honoo> Ha!
[15:55] * &GMingPenguin narrows his eyes
[15:55] <+Ekaterina> lol
[15:55] * &GMingPenguin adds a cp
[15:55] <&GMingPenguin> 1k1
[15:55] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for GMingPenguin (1k1) [2]:2
[15:55] <Haiiro-Honoo> Hee~
[15:55] <+Ekaterina> Saikorogami is back to her tricks.
[15:55] <Haiiro-Honoo> anyway, free reroll over here
[15:55] <Haiiro-Honoo> 6k6
[15:55] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for Haiiro-Honoo (6k6) [11,9,5,5,4,4]:38
[15:55] <Haiiro-Honoo> Heehee~
[15:56] <&GMingPenguin> Ah crud forgot Fast is 7 not 6
[15:56] <Haiiro-Honoo> ARE YOU SURE
[15:56] <&GMingPenguin> YES
[15:56] <&GMingPenguin> LET ME SHOW YOU
[15:56] * &GMingPenguin turns his computer screen around
[15:57] <Haiiro-Honoo> I SEE (do I?)
[15:57] <&GMingPenguin> The notes clearly say Fast 7
[15:57] <Haiiro-Honoo> Well, do as you please, so as long as I get rerolls if you do :3c
[15:57] <&GMingPenguin> I already spent the cp
[15:57] <Haiiro-Honoo> ah, so it's too late then
[15:57] <Haiiro-Honoo> OH WELL, HONOO IS PRESSURING REIMU
[15:58] <+Ekaterina> Gotta wear her down
[15:58] <&GMingPenguin> 9k7
[15:58] <&GMingPenguin> Fast
[15:58] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for GMingPenguin (9k7) [8,7,5,5,3,2,2,2,1]:32
[15:59] <+Ekaterina> Doesnt Reimu roll dice differently? Or does that not apply against Honoo?
[15:59] <Haiiro-Honoo> This is just small fry, so perhaps she isn't determined
[15:59] <&GMingPenguin> She's not determined, yeah
[15:59] <Haiiro-Honoo> Bloodline of the Youkai Slayer doesn't work since she's just small fry
[15:59] <Haiiro-Honoo> and not of a major enemy type like VAMPIRE or something
[15:59] <+Ekaterina> Lucky for Honoo
[16:00] <Ginkyo> lol
[16:00] <&GMingPenguin> And Haiiro
[16:00] <Haiiro-Honoo> ...so when I get more from addition than 25 and I take things away via grazing
[16:01] <Haiiro-Honoo> do I get more than 25 in + because I fix the roll max by making it lower due to that grazing?
[16:01] <Haiiro-Honoo> I hope that was actually legible
[16:01] <Haiiro-Honoo> if it isn't just subtract 5 from this I guess
[16:01] <Haiiro-Honoo> 6k6+24+6-25
[16:01] <Haiiro-Honoo> internet is that you
[16:02] <Haiiro-Honoo> no things are totally happening in main
[16:02] <Haiiro-Honoo> CP
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[16:03] <Haiiro-Honoo> That answers that
[16:03] <Pengu> That penguin is a spah!
[16:03] * &GMingPenguin ([email protected]) Quit (Ping timeout)
[16:03] * Pengu is now known as CrazyPenguin
[16:03] <Haiiro-Honoo> [16:00:36] <Haiiro-Honoo> ...so when I get more from addition than 25 and I take things away via grazing
[16:03] <Haiiro-Honoo> [16:01:09] <Haiiro-Honoo> do I get more than 25 in + because I fix the roll max by making it lower due to that grazing?
[16:03] <Haiiro-Honoo> [16:01:27] <Haiiro-Honoo> I hope that was actually legible
[16:03] <Haiiro-Honoo> [16:01:41] <Haiiro-Honoo> if it isn't just subtract 5 from this I guess
[16:03] <Haiiro-Honoo> [16:01:47] <Haiiro-Honoo> 6k6+24+6-25
[16:03] * UboaServ sets mode: +o CrazyPenguin
[16:03] * CrazyPenguin is now known as GMingPenguin
[16:03] * Saikorogami ([email protected]) Quit (Ping timeout)
[16:03] <+Ekaterina> Moose eating your internet hookup?
[16:04] <@GMingPenguin> Now you've got me thinking
[16:04] <+Ekaterina> About Mooses?
[16:05] <@GMingPenguin> Do I want the absolute maximum on either end to be 25, or do I want the sum maximum to be 25?
[16:05] <Haiiro-Honoo> I'd like to see if it matters in this case, but I gotta wait for Saikoro to come back
[16:05] <@GMingPenguin> ie do I want 24 + 6 - 25 to be 24+6=25?
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[16:06] <Haiiro-Honoo> But I can do that since I might need to actually figure out how much points Haiiro has--hi
[16:06] <Haiiro-Honoo> 6k6+24+6-25
[16:06] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for Haiiro-Honoo (6k6 + 24 + 6 - 25) [9,9,4,3,2,1]:33
[16:06] <Haiiro-Honoo> so that's a 'yes it does'
[16:07] <Haiiro-Honoo> in the case that the ruling is negative, a reroll will be called
[16:07] <Haiiro-Honoo> 6k6+24+6-25
[16:07] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for Haiiro-Honoo (6k6 + 24 + 6 - 25) [8,6,4,4,3,1]:31
[16:07] <Haiiro-Honoo> Which will be worse
[16:07] <@GMingPenguin> The rules as read indicate "maximum sum"
[16:08] <Haiiro-Honoo> And I can't tell if that's a yes or no because there's two ways to read 'maximum sum'
[16:09] <Haiiro-Honoo> Which is 'it only goes to +25 when adding all sums' and 'it only goes to +25 when adding everything'
[16:09] <@GMingPenguin> After you calculate everything, the maximum is 25 or -25
[16:09] <Haiiro-Honoo> OK, so in that case the 33 stands
[16:10] <Haiiro-Honoo> just 1 above 32
[16:10] <Haiiro-Honoo> pressure
[16:10] <@GMingPenguin> aye
[16:10] <@GMingPenguin> What was my roll?
[16:10] <+Ekaterina> <&GMingPenguin> Fast
[16:10] <+Ekaterina> * Saikorogami rolls the dice for GMingPenguin (9k7) [8,7,5,5,3,2,2,2,1]:32
[16:10] <+Ekaterina> This one?
[16:11] <@GMingPenguin> drat
[16:13] <Haiiro-Honoo> 6k6+25
[16:13] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for Haiiro-Honoo (6k6 + 25) [8,7,7,7,4,2]:60
[16:13] <@GMingPenguin> !
[16:13] <Saikorogami> GMingPenguin, Sorry, I don't have that alias stored for your name.
[16:13] <@GMingPenguin> Silly +25
[16:13] <+Ekaterina> Ouch.
[16:13] <+Ekaterina> This is why Im building my next character with Dodge over Deflect
[16:14] <Haiiro-Honoo> Deflect still feels shorted, since it can't take advantage of this
[16:14] <Haiiro-Honoo> instead getting a constant bonus of not much
[16:14] <@GMingPenguin> 9k7+25
[16:14] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for GMingPenguin (9k7 + 25) [11,9,9,7,6,3,3,3,2]:73
[16:14] <Haiiro-Honoo> WELL OK.
[16:14] <+Ekaterina> Wow.
[16:14] <Haiiro-Honoo> there we go, there's that talent
[16:14] <~Lonoxmont> hmm
[16:15] <Haiiro-Honoo> Twice the sum of 7 and 9...leaves a lot of room to spare
[16:15] <+Ekaterina> Deflect is theoretically better at pure defense than Dodge
[16:15] <@GMingPenguin> 9k7
[16:15] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for GMingPenguin (9k7) [8,7,5,5,4,4,4,3,2]:37
[16:15] <~Lonoxmont> im going to unignore a few of the ingame nicks you guys have sos i can ask a few things
[16:15] <@GMingPenguin> derp
[16:15] <+Ekaterina> But that graze bonus really hurts.
[16:15] <@GMingPenguin> Add 7 to that
[16:15] <@GMingPenguin> Because she grazed for 7 (32-25)
[16:16] <Haiiro-Honoo> 6k6
[16:16] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for Haiiro-Honoo (6k6) [16,8,8,8,5,5]:50
[16:16] <Haiiro-Honoo> And the evade!
[16:16] <Haiiro-Honoo> 6k6+6
[16:16] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for Haiiro-Honoo (6k6 + 6) [14,11,9,5,2,1]:48
[16:17] <@GMingPenguin> Fast, right?
[16:17] <Haiiro-Honoo> Yep
[16:17] <Haiiro-Honoo> ALWAYS FAST. ALWAYS FIRE.
[16:17] <@GMingPenguin> Deeerp. Forgot my dodge bonus :B
[16:17] <~Lonoxmont> GMingPenguin: so i think i can build the info i need if you provide a sort of debug stream of what talent/aspect pairs were used and why, doesnt have to be live, could be stuck in a logfile or whatever for me to go over offline
[16:17] <Haiiro-Honoo> Carried by the wind, she is~
[16:17] <@GMingPenguin> 9k7+7
[16:17] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for GMingPenguin (9k7 + 7) [9,9,6,6,6,4,3,2,1]:50
[16:17] <Haiiro-Honoo> Ha!
[16:17] <@GMingPenguin> 1k1
[16:17] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for GMingPenguin (1k1) [3]:3
[16:17] <Haiiro-Honoo> :3
[16:17] <@GMingPenguin> What do you mean by debug stream, Lonox?
[16:18] <~Lonoxmont> for instance, i have no idea whatsoever of the mappings between what goes on in the game and whats being rolled
[16:18] <~Lonoxmont> i can see that certain people roll similar rolls, like haiiro is fond of 6k6
[16:18] <~Lonoxmont> but i dont know the why
[16:19] <~Lonoxmont> without knowing why its going to be next to impossible for me to figure it out on my own
[16:19] <@GMingPenguin> Honoo's Hat and Danmaku aspects are both 6, both the Fast and Dodge talents are 6
[16:21] <Haiiro-Honoo> 6k6
[16:21] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for Haiiro-Honoo (6k6) [9,8,2,2,2,1]:24
[16:22] <+Ekaterina> Oops, that was supposed to be in mainchat
[16:22] <~Lonoxmont> it would be most helpful, when you get the chance later, if you could take say the last session or so (or a subset thereof) and annotate each roll as to what it was, what it did, and how the numbers to be used were derived
[16:22] <+Ekaterina> That'd be quite a challenge.
[16:23] <@GMingPenguin> She's grazing this round
[16:23] <@GMingPenguin> Full dodge
[16:23] <Hakari> <Hakari> what's genre savvy
[16:24] <+Ekaterina> 4th wall damage.
[16:24] <Haiiro-Honoo> you can probably 100% graze that 24
[16:24] <Ginkyo> Can't be bound by common sense in Gensokyo
[16:24] <~Lonoxmont> well im not going to ask you to interrupt the flow of the game just for me, im asking for an annotated log file to analyse offline
[16:25] <+Ekaterina> Got me on uignore Lonox?
[16:25] <Ginkyo> Wait, we can pump Fast and Dodge to 6?
[16:25] <+Ekaterina> Beautiful mind.
[16:25] <+Ekaterina> And Wondrous Body too?
[16:25] <@GMingPenguin> Honoo has one danmaku talent
[16:25] <+Ekaterina> Wondrous Hat*
[16:25] <~Lonoxmont> if i cant code it right i can at least attempt to kludge something together for compatibility, even though it means changing a few thigns every time someones stats change
[16:26] <Haiiro-Honoo> thankfully that only effects spellcards, and not Danmaku
[16:26] <+Ekaterina> Hard to help Lonox when he puts ya on ignore.
[16:26] <@GMingPenguin> He said he'd unignore someof us
[16:27] <Haiiro-Honoo> You can graze my 24 attack roll whenever you want~
[16:27] <@GMingPenguin> Grazing for 25; 32-25=7 so
[16:27] <@GMingPenguin> 9k7+7
[16:27] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for GMingPenguin (9k7 + 7) [11,8,7,6,5,4,4,4,1]:52
[16:27] <+Ekaterina> What if by some screwy chance Honoo downs Reimu?
[16:27] <Haiiro-Honoo> god is dead
[16:27] <@GMingPenguin> 9k7+25
[16:27] <Haiiro-Honoo> That's what
[16:27] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for GMingPenguin (9k7 + 25) [13,8,8,7,6,6,4,4,4]:77
[16:27] <@GMingPenguin> Fast attack.
[16:27] <+Ekaterina> Theres already been one upset. I don't think CP entirely intended for Eka to beat up Sakuya like that. :3
[16:28] <Hakari> raymoo uses a continue
[16:28] <Haiiro-Honoo> 6k6
[16:28] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for Haiiro-Honoo (6k6) [13,9,8,8,6,2]:46
[16:28] <Haiiro-Honoo> and the evade
[16:28] <Haiiro-Honoo> 6k6
[16:29] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for Haiiro-Honoo (6k6) [5,4,3,3,2,2]:19
[16:29] <Haiiro-Honoo> ha
[16:29] <Haiiro-Honoo> and the reroll for kicks
[16:29] <Haiiro-Honoo> 6k6
[16:29] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for Haiiro-Honoo (6k6) [25,9,7,7,7,4]:59
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[16:29] <Haiiro-Honoo> ...+6. 65. Technically, I only need 12! ...I'll pass for now anyway.
[16:29] <@GMingPenguin> 9k7+7
[16:29] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for GMingPenguin (9k7 + 7) [29,15,8,8,6,5,1,1,1]:79
[16:29] <@GMingPenguin> ...
[16:29] <Haiiro-Honoo> WELL OK.
[16:29] <Haiiro-Honoo> Dat talent
[16:30] <@GMingPenguin> ...
[16:30] <@GMingPenguin> ...
[16:30] * @GMingPenguin forgot Small Hitbox for Reimu
[16:30] <Ginkyo> D:
[16:30] <Ginkyo> SHE HAS A SMALL HITBOX
[16:30] <Haiiro-Honoo> YOU'RE PRETTY DROWSY, HUH
[16:30] <Ginkyo> SHE CAN'T BE THAT THIN
[16:30] <@GMingPenguin> Anyways I think I finally hit ya
[16:30] <Haiiro-Honoo> and yet I'm the only one that pulled an allnighter
[16:31] <+Ekaterina> I hear Ginkgo Biloba helps with memory :3
[16:31] <Haiiro-Honoo> You totally did
[16:31] <Ginkyo> It also smells like hell...
[16:31] <@GMingPenguin> I just forgot to stat Reimu
[16:31] <Ginkyo> I wish I could eat/drink gingko, but the smell is atrocious to me.
[16:31] <@GMingPenguin> Then I lost her stats mid session
[16:31] <Ginkyo> ...how do you lose stats mid-session
[16:31] <Phaethon> he ate them
[16:31] <Ginkyo> That makes sense.
[16:31] * +Ekaterina pelts CP with rocks.
[16:32] <@GMingPenguin> My computer shut down
[16:32] <+Ekaterina> SHOULD HAVE SAVED.
[16:32] <@GMingPenguin> My notepad file? Unsaved.
[16:32] * +Ekaterina continues the barrage.
[16:34] <+Ekaterina> Icicle Fall -Easy-
[16:34] <Ginkyo> ...I just feel bad now.
[16:34] <Ginkyo> This is like kicking a puppy.
[16:35] <Haiiro-Honoo> having 1 in two mental stats is suffering
[16:35] <Haiiro-Honoo> GRAZE WHILE SHOOT
[16:35] <Haiiro-Honoo> 3k3
[16:35] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for Haiiro-Honoo (3k3) [11,8,8]:27
[16:35] <Haiiro-Honoo> FAST of course
[16:36] <@GMingPenguin> 9k7+32-25
[16:36] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for GMingPenguin (9k7 + 32 - 25) [19,9,8,8,7,7,5,4,4]:70
[16:36] <~Lonoxmont> >+32-25
[16:36] <~Lonoxmont> ?
[16:36] <+Ekaterina> Lonoxmont!
[16:37] <Haiiro-Honoo> Reimu is OP: the roll
[16:37] <~Lonoxmont> Ekaterina!
[16:37] <Haiiro-Honoo> 3k3
[16:37] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for Haiiro-Honoo (3k3) [18,7,1]:26
[16:37] <~Lonoxmont> what can i do for you, Ekaterina
[16:38] <@GMingPenguin> Reimu is using a Full Defense. This combines the Aspect and Talent (9 plus 7), then doubles it. This results in 32 for Reimu, then she is Grazing as well, a voluntary penalty now to gain a bonus next turn. That's the -25.
[16:38] <+Ekaterina> Complex stuff using the Dodge skill.
[16:38] <Haiiro-Honoo> Note that Aspects normally never get that high, and talents can only get that high under special circumstances
[16:38] <~Lonoxmont> ok, what aspect/talent combo is that?
[16:38] <Haiiro-Honoo> Which Reimu doesn't even meet, but REIMU IS REIMU so there's that
[16:39] <@GMingPenguin> That's Hat plus Dodge
[16:39] <+Ekaterina> Highest you can get a single Aspect is 6 normally, if your character receives a bonus from being Oni (might) or Tengu (Agility) for example.
[16:39] <@GMingPenguin> And yes, NPCs are made from different rules, since normally they're outnumbered.
[16:39] <+Ekaterina> Or are powerful canon chars, it seems.
[16:39] <~Lonoxmont> i still dont understand aspect/talent devivation and i probably never will, hence the kludge of using a relational database to map everything out
[16:40] <~Lonoxmont> *derivation
[16:40] <@GMingPenguin> Anyways, her homing attack:
[16:40] <@GMingPenguin> 9k6+25
[16:40] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for GMingPenguin (9k6 + 25) [9,8,6,6,5,5,3,3,2]:64
[16:41] <@GMingPenguin> Her defense:
[16:41] <+Ekaterina> Lonoxmont: Its fairly simple, really. You simply take whatever the appropriate aspect is. (Dodge for example uses Agility) So if your Agility is 5, theres half the roll. Then you simply take whatever your Dodge skill is, lets say in this case 4.
[16:41] <@GMingPenguin> 9k7+7-15
[16:41] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for GMingPenguin (9k7 + 7 - 15) [9,8,7,6,5,5,3,3,1]:35
[16:41] <+Ekaterina> So that would give you
[16:41] <+Ekaterina> 5k4
[16:41] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for Ekaterina (5k4) [9,3,3,2,1]:17
[16:42] <~Lonoxmont> Ekaterina: but i have no ability to know what 'appropriate' is
[16:42] <Haiiro-Honoo> 6k6
[16:42] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for Haiiro-Honoo (6k6) [18,6,5,5,4,1]:39
[16:42] <Haiiro-Honoo> and once more because Small Hitbox, why not
[16:42] <Haiiro-Honoo> 6k6
[16:42] <~Lonoxmont> unless i map everything out im liable to just mash together random aspects and talents
[16:42] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for Haiiro-Honoo (6k6) [15,12,7,6,4,1]:45
[16:42] <+Ekaterina> Lonoxmont: I had to ask a lot starting out because some are very non-obvious. Dodge to Agility is one of the easy ones.
[16:42] <@GMingPenguin> Lonox, only non-combat talents need to be appropriated
[16:43] <@GMingPenguin> Combat talents use the higher of Agility or Might
[16:43] <~Lonoxmont> god and i thought rnk was hard
[16:43] <@GMingPenguin> Danmaku talents are tied to Danmaku
[16:43] <~Lonoxmont> looks like that was less than 10% of what i needed to code for (´･ω･`)
[16:44] <Haiiro-Honoo> AND NOW FOR MORE CONFUSING THINGS
[16:44] <@GMingPenguin> You don't have to go "I wonder what you use with Fast..." because it's always Danmaku
[16:44] <Haiiro-Honoo> To save spells, I roll
[16:44] <Haiiro-Honoo> 5k5
[16:44] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for Haiiro-Honoo (5k5) [11,6,5,2,1]:25
[16:45] <@GMingPenguin> 9k6
[16:45] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for GMingPenguin (9k6) [14,9,9,8,6,5,5,5,1]:51
[16:45] <~Lonoxmont> is there a large mapping table of talents to aspects that im just flat out missing or something?
[16:45] <~Lonoxmont> that would be a useful thing to have in the sourcebook
[16:45] <Haiiro-Honoo> spell's value *3...I think I failed that one, adding a CP
[16:45] <+Ekaterina> Lonoxmont: For combat stuff, there are only two.
[16:45] <Haiiro-Honoo> 1k1
[16:45] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for Haiiro-Honoo (1k1) [8]:8
[16:45] <Haiiro-Honoo> that should do it
[16:46] <+Ekaterina> Hat to All Combat, Danmaku to all Danmaku.
[16:46] <Haiiro-Honoo> the other spell!
[16:46] <Haiiro-Honoo> 5k5
[16:46] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for Haiiro-Honoo (5k5) [9,8,7,5,3]:32
[16:46] <Haiiro-Honoo> That also does it!
[16:47] <Haiiro-Honoo> AND NOW FOR THE DODGE
[16:48] <Haiiro-Honoo> A closer shave than it ought be, so let's not even graze that
[16:48] <Haiiro-Honoo> 6k6+24
[16:48] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for Haiiro-Honoo (6k6 + 24) [11,9,9,7,7,1]:68
[16:50] <Haiiro-Honoo> I
[16:50] <@GMingPenguin> I thought we decided that bosses can't full dodge?
[16:50] <Haiiro-Honoo> when did we do that
[16:51] <Haiiro-Honoo> also I forgot about THEME SONG so you're not alone on the forgetting thing
[16:52] <@GMingPenguin> I can't remember and I'm not going to spend 30 minutes in the log files looking it up
[16:52] <@GMingPenguin> But bosses don't full defend, they have survival spellcards
[16:52] <Haiiro-Honoo> Point!
[16:52] <Haiiro-Honoo> SO I'LL SHOOT ANYWAY, I GUESS
[16:52] <Haiiro-Honoo> here's the shoot
[16:52] <~Lonoxmont> GMingPenguin: what, no grep? ( ≖‿≖)
[16:52] <Haiiro-Honoo> 6k6
[16:52] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for Haiiro-Honoo (6k6) [19,19,8,5,4,1]:56
[16:52] <+Ekaterina> Lonoxmont: This is how the attributes match up with the danmaku/combat talents https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/8962379/chanshit/Images/lonoxcombat.PNG
[16:52] <Haiiro-Honoo> you asked for this
[16:52] <+Ekaterina> Pretty simple, no?
[16:53] <Haiiro-Honoo> and the dodge roll is reduced to 44, missing by 7. SO I'M ADDING CD TO IT.
[16:53] <Haiiro-Honoo> 1k1
[16:53] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for Haiiro-Honoo (1k1) [8]:8
[16:53] <@GMingPenguin> What's your ITS level?
[16:53] <~Lonoxmont> no, it isnt. although it does make it slightly easier than if those were just two long lists, i still dont get the mapping within each group
[16:53] <Haiiro-Honoo> perfect, that even beats the tie
[16:54] <@GMingPenguin> We should speed this up a bit
[16:54] <@GMingPenguin> 9k7+7
[16:54] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for GMingPenguin (9k7 + 7) [15,9,7,6,5,4,3,3,3]:56
[16:54] <Haiiro-Honoo> these matching rolls
[16:54] <@GMingPenguin> 9k7+7
[16:54] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for GMingPenguin (9k7 + 7) [9,8,6,4,4,3,2,1,1]:43
[16:54] <~Lonoxmont> this is why i didnt want to do this during gametime but this is the only time everyone is here :|
[16:54] <Haiiro-Honoo> wahaha
[16:55] <+Ekaterina> Lonoxmont: Its no bother, especially since Honoo is the only one fighting at the moment.
[16:56] <Hakari>  go honoo
[16:56] <Hakari> go honoo
[16:57] <Haiiro-Honoo> 6k6
[16:57] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for Haiiro-Honoo (6k6) [9,8,6,3,3,1]:30
[16:57] <@GMingPenguin> Fast Swarm Huge
[16:57] <@GMingPenguin> 7k7
[16:57] <@GMingPenguin> 8k6
[16:57] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for GMingPenguin (7k7) [16,8,6,6,5,3,2]:46
[16:57] <@GMingPenguin> 7k6
[16:57] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for GMingPenguin (8k6) [18,9,8,8,7,4,3,1]:54
[16:57] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for GMingPenguin (7k6) [6,5,4,4,2,2,1]:23
[16:57] <@GMingPenguin> Er, the 8k6 should be 8k7, so add 3 to it to get 57
[16:57] <+Ekaterina> So, 99% of the time you will only ever be matching your highest attribute to your highest talent as listed above. The only normal case in which you wouldnt is in Spellcards. Spellcards are a little unintuitive, as they have to be mixed up. But the less said about those right now, the better.
[16:57] <Haiiro-Honoo> 6k6+6
[16:58] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for Haiiro-Honoo (6k6 + 6) [8,7,7,6,2,2]:38
[16:58] <Haiiro-Honoo> 1k1
[16:58] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for Haiiro-Honoo (1k1) [9]:9
[16:58] <Haiiro-Honoo> STRUGGLING.
[16:58] <~Lonoxmont> one sec firing up gimp
[16:58] <Haiiro-Honoo> 6k6
[16:58] <@GMingPenguin> Honoo, what's your ITS level?
[16:58] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for Haiiro-Honoo (6k6) [9,6,5,4,4,1]:29
[16:58] <+Ekaterina> For non-combat talents, i'd say its best to throw rocks at GMingPenguin and ask what he thinks the matchup should be.
[16:58] <Haiiro-Honoo> I think it was 2
[16:58] <@GMingPenguin> 9k7+7-2
[16:58] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for GMingPenguin (9k7 + 7 - 2) [11,9,9,7,6,5,3,2,2]:55
[16:59] <Haiiro-Honoo> and the small hitbox reroll
[16:59] <Haiiro-Honoo> 6k6
[16:59] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for Haiiro-Honoo (6k6) [12,3,3,1,1,1]:21
[16:59] <~Lonoxmont> but doing that for every roll is bad programming™
[16:59] <Haiiro-Honoo> AND A CD REROLL
[16:59] <Haiiro-Honoo> 6k6
[16:59] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for Haiiro-Honoo (6k6) [8,6,4,4,2,2]:26
[16:59] <Haiiro-Honoo> I concede the shit.
[16:59] <Haiiro-Honoo> ...hit.
[16:59] <@GMingPenguin> Hah
[16:59] <Haiiro-Honoo> I KNEW THAT'D HAPPEN EVENTUALLY
[16:59] <+Ekaterina> Lonoxmont: Nah, just ask him once and write down on your sheet what the attribute is.
[16:59] <Haiiro-Honoo> I've nearly done it at least three times
[17:00] <+Ekaterina> Honestly, now that I think about it, it wouldnt be terribly hard at all to write a char sheet generator for Myon that pre-calcs everything.
[17:00] <@GMingPenguin> Ekaterina: The problem is that two people can use the same talent differently
[17:00] <+Ekaterina> Turw.
[17:00] <+Ekaterina> True.*
[17:00] <+Ekaterina> But just go ahead and ask if you cant use your highest attribute. :3
[17:01] <@GMingPenguin> Ekaterina: He wants to run, so he can't just ask all the time
[17:01] <+Ekaterina> I see I see.
[17:02] <Haiiro-Honoo> woop
[17:02] <Haiiro-Honoo> 3k3
[17:02] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for Haiiro-Honoo (3k3) [15,9,2]:26
[17:02] <Haiiro-Honoo> why am I rolling nicely with this
[17:03] <@GMingPenguin> 9k7
[17:03] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for GMingPenguin (9k7) [9,9,9,4,4,2,2,2,1]:39
[17:04] <Haiiro-Honoo> 6k6+6
[17:04] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for Haiiro-Honoo (6k6 + 6) [8,4,3,2,1,1]:25
[17:04] <Haiiro-Honoo> 6k6+6
[17:04] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for Haiiro-Honoo (6k6 + 6) [9,9,8,5,5,5]:47
[17:04] <Haiiro-Honoo> ANOTHER TURN SECURED FOR THE PARTY
[17:04] <@GMingPenguin> 9k7+7-2-15
[17:04] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for GMingPenguin (9k7 + 7 - 2 - 15) [9,8,7,4,4,4,4,3,3]:30
[17:04] <Haiiro-Honoo> 3k3
[17:04] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for Haiiro-Honoo (3k3) [8,8,1]:17
[17:05] <Haiiro-Honoo> 6k6+6
[17:05] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for Haiiro-Honoo (6k6 + 6) [8,7,7,5,3,1]:37
[17:05] <Haiiro-Honoo> ANOTHER TURN SECURED FOR THE PARTY
[17:05] <@GMingPenguin> ...
[17:05] <@GMingPenguin> That wasmydodgeroll.
[17:05] <Haiiro-Honoo> oh
[17:05] <Haiiro-Honoo> getting carried away here
[17:05] <@GMingPenguin> Also my keyboard is acting up.
[17:05] <@GMingPenguin> Here's my attack
[17:05] <@GMingPenguin> 9k7+15
[17:05] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for GMingPenguin (9k7 + 15) [9,9,9,7,7,5,4,1,1]:65
[17:05] <Haiiro-Honoo> Right.
[17:05] <@GMingPenguin> And here's my defense :B
[17:06] <Hakari> ...
[17:06] <Hakari> jesus
[17:06] <Hakari> how the fuck
[17:06] <@GMingPenguin> 9k7+7-2-23
[17:06] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for GMingPenguin (9k7 + 7 - 2 - 23) [39,13,8,5,4,3,3,2,2]:57
[17:06] <@GMingPenguin> >39
[17:06] <Haiiro-Honoo> >39
[17:06] <@GMingPenguin> I doubled your entire attack with a single dice roll.
[17:07] <Haiiro-Honoo> TO BEAT ROLLS: 24
[17:07] <Haiiro-Honoo> 5k5
[17:07] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for Haiiro-Honoo (5k5) [17,6,5,2,2]:32
[17:07] <Haiiro-Honoo> 5k5
[17:07] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for Haiiro-Honoo (5k5) [8,7,5,3,1]:24
[17:07] <Haiiro-Honoo> I...I think that works
[17:07] <Haiiro-Honoo> it technically isn't failing
[17:08] <Haiiro-Honoo> since there's no clear defender, just a target
[17:08] <@GMingPenguin> Yeah, you win the tie there
[17:09] <Commissar_Cornflakes> 1d2hu
[17:09] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for Commissar_Cornflakes (1d2hu) :1
[17:09] <Hakari> Your Touhou is: Rumia
[17:09] <Commissar_Cornflakes> oh, is that so?
[17:09] <Haiiro-Honoo> Fire at will!
[17:09] <Haiiro-Honoo> 6k6
[17:09] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for Haiiro-Honoo (6k6) [9,8,5,2,2,2]:28
[17:10] <@GMingPenguin> Which one's Will?
[17:10] <Haiiro-Honoo> Yes.
[17:10] <@GMingPenguin> 9k6+23
[17:10] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for GMingPenguin (9k6 + 23) [9,9,8,6,6,4,3,2,2]:65
[17:10] <@GMingPenguin> 9k7+7-2
[17:10] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for GMingPenguin (9k7 + 7 - 2) [18,9,8,8,7,6,2,1,1]:63
[17:11] <Haiiro-Honoo> 6k6
[17:11] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for Haiiro-Honoo (6k6) [16,16,8,8,4,4]:56
[17:11] <Haiiro-Honoo> 1k1
[17:11] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for Haiiro-Honoo (1k1) [11]:11
[17:11] <Haiiro-Honoo> ~
[17:11] <@GMingPenguin> o u saikoru
[17:12] <@GMingPenguin> 9k7
[17:12] <Haiiro-Honoo> 6k6
[17:12] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for Haiiro-Honoo (6k6) [11,7,5,5,4,3]:35
[17:12] <Haiiro-Honoo> AND THEN
[17:12] <@GMingPenguin> 9k7+7-2-5
[17:12] <Haiiro-Honoo> 2k2
[17:12] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for GMingPenguin (9k7 + 7 - 2 - 5) [18,9,8,6,5,5,5,5,2]:56
[17:12] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for Haiiro-Honoo (2k2) [7,3]:10
[17:12] <Haiiro-Honoo> total attack: 45--still fucked up
[17:13] <@GMingPenguin> :3
[17:13] <Haiiro-Honoo> oh well, evade~
[17:13] <Haiiro-Honoo> 6k6+6
[17:13] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for Haiiro-Honoo (6k6 + 6) [7,6,5,3,3,1]:31
[17:13] <Haiiro-Honoo> 6k6+6
[17:13] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for Haiiro-Honoo (6k6 + 6) [16,9,6,5,3,1]:46
[17:13] <Haiiro-Honoo> 1k1
[17:13] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for Haiiro-Honoo (1k1) [8]:8
[17:13] <Haiiro-Honoo> 1k1
[17:13] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for Haiiro-Honoo (1k1) [12]:12
[17:13] <@GMingPenguin> spendan all yo cherry
[17:13] <Haiiro-Honoo> STILL GOT PLENTY MORE
[17:13] <Haiiro-Honoo> ok not plenty
[17:13] <Haiiro-Honoo> but still a good amount
[17:14] <Haiiro-Honoo> JUST GOTTA HOPE YOU MESS UP ON THE DODGE SOMEHOW
[17:14] * @GMingPenguin already rolled dodge
[17:14] <Haiiro-Honoo> oh right htat was
[17:14] <@GMingPenguin> 9k7+10
[17:14] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for GMingPenguin (9k7 + 10) [8,8,4,4,3,2,2,1,1]:41
[17:14] <@GMingPenguin> Next attack
[17:14] <@GMingPenguin> rly
[17:14] <@GMingPenguin> 1 cd for reroll
[17:14] <@GMingPenguin> 9k7+10
[17:14] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for GMingPenguin (9k7 + 10) [18,9,9,7,5,4,3,2,1]:65
[17:14] <@GMingPenguin> betar
[17:14] <Haiiro-Honoo> THERE WE GO, PAIN
[17:14] <Haiiro-Honoo> 6k6
[17:15] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for Haiiro-Honoo (6k6) [15,8,7,6,3,1]:40
[17:15] <@GMingPenguin> 9k7+7-2
[17:15] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for GMingPenguin (9k7 + 7 - 2) [16,14,12,9,8,8,6,4,2]:78
[17:15] <Haiiro-Honoo> I'll take it, considering the last part
[17:15] <Haiiro-Honoo> and that
[17:15] <@GMingPenguin> Yeah she dodged.
[17:15] <Haiiro-Honoo> def considering that
[17:15] <Haiiro-Honoo> 6k6+6
[17:15] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for Haiiro-Honoo (6k6 + 6) [8,8,7,7,7,5]:48
[17:15] <Haiiro-Honoo> 6k6+6
[17:15] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for Haiiro-Honoo (6k6 + 6) [8,6,5,2,2,1]:30
[17:15] <Haiiro-Honoo> Nope.avi
[17:17] <Haiiro-Honoo> 5k5
[17:17] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for Haiiro-Honoo (5k5) [9,5,4,3,1]:22
[17:17] <Haiiro-Honoo> reroll that
[17:17] <Haiiro-Honoo> 5k5
[17:18] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for Haiiro-Honoo (5k5) [9,8,8,5,1]:31
[17:18] <Haiiro-Honoo> CD that
[17:18] <Haiiro-Honoo> 1k1
[17:18] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for Haiiro-Honoo (1k1) [8]:8
[17:18] <Haiiro-Honoo> and 39, I'll take it
[17:18] <Haiiro-Honoo> SURVIVAL CARD
[17:18] <@GMingPenguin> 9k7+32-7
[17:18] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for GMingPenguin (9k7 + 32 - 7) [9,8,8,7,5,5,5,3,2]:72
[17:18] <Haiiro-Honoo> U.
[17:19] <+Ekaterina> Honoo is pretty damn tough for a stage 6 midboss
[17:19] <@GMingPenguin> 2lives2many
[17:19] <Haiiro-Honoo> RAISED TO BE THE FINEST
[17:19] <Haiiro-Honoo> EVEN IF HER LIVES ARE LIMITED DUE TO HOW SPELLCARDS AND BOSSES AND TALENTS WORK
[17:19] <+Ekaterina> And you were whining that Eka had too many lives. :3
[17:20] <+Ekaterina> Face it, the party is pretty hardcore
[17:20] <Ginkyo> We're just really, really old.
[17:20] <Haiiro-Honoo> 5k5
[17:20] <Ginkyo> We've been playing for like a year now?
[17:20] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for Haiiro-Honoo (5k5) [17,6,4,3,3]:33
[17:20] <Haiiro-Honoo> ...eh, 1 CD
[17:20] <Haiiro-Honoo> 1k1
[17:20] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for Haiiro-Honoo (1k1) [3]:3
[17:20] <Commissar_Cornflakes> http://youtu.be/IGRf0tnoeDo
[17:20] <Haiiro-Honoo> I'll :3 you
[17:20] <Commissar_Cornflakes> this still amuses me
[17:21] <Haiiro-Honoo> I'll :33 you too
[17:21] <Commissar_Cornflakes> despite being smelly, dumb
[17:21] <Commissar_Cornflakes> walfas scum
[17:21] <Haiiro-Honoo> 36, only got 1 CD left :V
[17:21] <@GMingPenguin> 9k7+32-7
[17:21] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for GMingPenguin (9k7 + 32 - 7) [26,8,5,4,4,3,2,1,1]:77
[17:21] <Haiiro-Honoo> Auuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.
[17:21] <@GMingPenguin> ONCE MORE INTO THE BREACH MY FRIEND
[17:21] <~Lonoxmont>  https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/8962379/chanshit/Images/lonoxcombat.PNG
[17:21] <+Ekaterina> Flandre killing everyone. I havent given her a shot yet, but I hear shes supposed to be one of the hardest ex-bosses
[17:21] <~Lonoxmont> fff
[17:22] <~Lonoxmont> https://www.dropbox.com/s/czxqv40xv6svpb6/lonoxcombatrevised.png
[17:22] <Haiiro-Honoo> 5k5
[17:22] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for Haiiro-Honoo (5k5) [9,8,8,8,6]:39
[17:22] <@GMingPenguin> 9k7+32-7
[17:22] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for GMingPenguin (9k7 + 32 - 7) [9,9,7,7,5,5,4,3,1]:71
[17:22] <~Lonoxmont> first, does the link work, second, is that how the mapping works, everything to everything in those two categories?
[17:22] <Haiiro-Honoo> since there's nothing else to really use the last CD for, reroll
[17:22] <Haiiro-Honoo> 5k5
[17:22] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for Haiiro-Honoo (5k5) [12,8,6,3,2]:31
[17:22] <Haiiro-Honoo> TRIED.jpg
[17:23] <+Ekaterina> Lonoxmont: Yes, but both charts mean the same thing. :3
[17:23] <~Lonoxmont> not really, there could be some weird blocking that isnt obvious in the first one
[17:23] <@GMingPenguin> Well
[17:23] <@GMingPenguin> You can't Dodge with Might
[17:23] <~Lonoxmont> unless its explicitly declared that there- SEE
[17:23] <@GMingPenguin> That's about it though
[17:23] <~Lonoxmont> shit like that
[17:23] <+Ekaterina> Yeah, i think that might be the only, ONLY Caveat
[17:23] <~Lonoxmont> theres always gotchas
[17:23] <@GMingPenguin> BUT
[17:24] <@GMingPenguin> HAT applies to dodge.
[17:24] <~Lonoxmont> ...
[17:24] <~Lonoxmont> r u fkin srs
[17:24] <@GMingPenguin> So you can ignore that GOTCHA.
[17:24] <Haiiro-Honoo> It's how Honoo gets those 6k6 rolls
[17:24] * +Ekaterina knocks GMingPenguin about the head.
[17:24] <Haiiro-Honoo> It's not the agility being boosted by 1, after all!
[17:24] <@GMingPenguin> In other words. Both charts are the same and you can stop overthinking things
[17:25] <Haiiro-Honoo> (despite what my pastebins pretend)
[17:25] <@GMingPenguin> Because all of the talents on the right depend on HAT or DANMAKU
[17:25] <~Lonoxmont> i cant just blindly do shit, its one of my failings as a shoddy imitation of a human being
[17:25] <~Lonoxmont> everything has to be planned out
[17:26] <+Ekaterina> GLOCK knife makes a good letter opener. :3
[17:26] * +Ekaterina explodes.
[17:26] <~Lonoxmont> im as flexible as a brick, but i know this and given enough time i can compensate
[17:27] <~Lonoxmont> its just getting that time down to 'sometime before the heat death of the universe' thats the hard part
[17:28] <+Ekaterina> Myon combat is blessedly simple compared to, well just about anything really.
[17:28] <~Lonoxmont> simple to everyone but me
[17:28] <@GMingPenguin> MYON's rules are kind of...
[17:29] <@GMingPenguin> They're simple, but they don't seem simple.
[17:29] <Ginkyo> If we were at a table, they'd be simple.
[17:29] <Ginkyo> On IRC it's just slightly confusing, if only because we can't pay attention.
[17:29] <+Ekaterina> Simplest system Ive written is my Battle Royale game. d10 roll under system.
[17:29] <Ginkyo> We're like goldfish.
[17:30] * @GMingPenguin looks up from youtube and a vidya gaem and cooking and mtg cards, all being done at once "huh? game?"
[17:30] <+Ekaterina> It doesnt help that most of the time Im gaming here I am drinking ludicrous amounts of tea.
[17:30] * +Ekaterina wasnt just playing Great Fairy Wars.
[17:30] <+Ekaterina> Fucking Daiyousei sweeped the floor with my ass.
[17:30] <@GMingPenguin> Well you guys get a pass because we're in solo boss modo
[17:31] <+Ekaterina> Lets see. Ive got music going, occasionally taking a swing at a 2hu game. Got L5R book up on my tablet. and dominating the left screen, Myon
[17:31] <+Ekaterina> Also, reading my mail.
[17:33] <+Ekaterina> Im a person who has to multitask. I have to multitask as much as humanly possible. Otherwise I get annoyed.
[17:34] <+Ekaterina> Well, youve still got one up on Shinmyoumaru, Seija was the real villain of that game.
[17:39] <@GMingPenguin> Cue exploding Haiiro
[17:39] <Haiiro-Honoo> yep
[17:39] <@Anegumo> brb
[17:39] * @Anegumo ([email protected]) Quit (Quit: ( www.nnscript.com :: NoNameScript 4.22 :: www.esnation.com ))
[17:39] <Haiiro-Honoo> 5k4
[17:39] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for Haiiro-Honoo (5k4) [28,8,4,3,1]:43
[17:39] <Haiiro-Honoo> NICE SAVE HAIIRO
[17:39] <Haiiro-Honoo> such willpower
[17:40] <~Lonoxmont> seija a cute
[17:40] <+Ekaterina> dlɐɥ poƃ ɥo
[17:40] <Ginkyo> Reimu didn't see the rainbow?
[17:40] <~Lonoxmont> ikr
[17:41] * Aeros ([email protected]) has joined #Touhous
[17:41] * UboaServ sets mode: +o Aeros
[17:41] * Aeros is now known as Anegumo
[17:41] <@Anegumo> what have i missed
[17:41] <+Ekaterina> Well, Reimu turned out to acutally be Mamizou
[17:42] <+Ekaterina> :3
[17:42] <~Lonoxmont> mamizou a cute too
[17:42] <+Ekaterina> Mamizou an evil
[17:42] <Ginkyo> Mamizou a loan shark.
[17:42] <Ginkyo> Of course evil.
[17:42] <~Lonoxmont> imblygig you wouldnt touch fluffy tail
[17:43] <+Ekaterina> Ran > Mamizou
[17:43] <~Lonoxmont> why not both?
[17:43] <~Lonoxmont> :B
[17:45] <Ginkyo> Ran is  more evil than Mamizou?
[17:45] <Ginkyo> Well, I guess that makes sense.
[17:45] <+Ekaterina> Ran works for Yukari. Dont get much more evil than that.
[17:45] <Ginkyo> Kobayashi Yuu makes her seem very, very evil.
[17:45] <+Ekaterina> Did you guys see the "Yukari did nothing Wrong" thread? :3
[17:46] <~Lonoxmont> sp they are both evil and you are a shitfucker
[17:46] <~Lonoxmont> huehuehue
[17:46] <~Lonoxmont> i win
[17:46] <Ginkyo> Never on (what I　Assume to be) /jp/.
[17:46] <+Ekaterina> Yep
[17:46] <+Ekaterina> https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/8962379/chanshit/Images/6620aaf88779a68f1b51b59d9e2b3006.png
[17:48] <~Lonoxmont> aaaaaaaaaaaaaa<words>aaaaaaaaaaaa
[17:49] <@GMingPenguin> Do the impossible, see the invisible, row row fight the powah!
[17:49] <Haiiro-Honoo> I GOT THAT LAST ONE DOWN
[17:50] <@GMingPenguin> 9k6
[17:50] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for GMingPenguin (9k6) [14,13,12,7,7,6,6,5,2]:59
[17:51] <+Ekaterina> TIME FOR THE MAIN EVENT
[17:51] <Haiiro-Honoo> GOTTA ASK AGAIN
[17:51] <Haiiro-Honoo> E OR M
[17:51] <Haiiro-Honoo> WHICH IS DETERMINATION
[17:51] <@GMingPenguin> 10ke10
[17:51] <@GMingPenguin> 10km10
[17:51] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for GMingPenguin (10ke10) [19,14,9,8,7,7,6,4,4,2]:80
[17:51] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for GMingPenguin (10km10) [26,7,7,6,5,5,3,2,1,1]:63
[17:51] <+Ekaterina> Lonoxmont: The words are "SATORI-SAMA!"
[17:51] <@GMingPenguin> 10km10
[17:51] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for GMingPenguin (10km10) [27,26,13,13,12,7,6,6,6,5]:121
[17:51] <+Ekaterina> 121
[17:51] <+Ekaterina> 121
[17:51] <Haiiro-Honoo> LOOKS TO BE E
[17:51] <+Ekaterina> :O
[17:51] <@GMingPenguin> I believe so
[17:51] <@GMingPenguin> 10kem10
[17:51] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for GMingPenguin (10kem10) [16,11,11,7,6,6,3,3,3,3]:69
[17:51] <@GMingPenguin> rly
[17:51] <@GMingPenguin> 10kem10
[17:51] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for GMingPenguin (10kem10) [24,11,8,8,6,5,5,5,3,1]:76
[17:52] <Haiiro-Honoo> all these scary rolls
[17:52] <Haiiro-Honoo> uuauauau
[17:52] <~Lonoxmont> Ekaterina: would oyu hug an okuu and/or an orin
[17:52] <+Ekaterina> No
[17:52] <+Ekaterina> Cancer isnt fun, neither is being thrown into fire.
[17:52] <~Lonoxmont> :(
[17:53] <@GMingPenguin> The only one to worry about is the 59
[17:53] <~Lonoxmont> solution to the second one, dont hug her near the fire
[17:53] <Haiiro-Honoo> UNUSUAL, LASER
[17:53] <Haiiro-Honoo> 6ke5
[17:53] <Haiiro-Honoo> 6ke5
[17:53] <~Lonoxmont> solution to the first, lead sheilding
[17:53] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for Haiiro-Honoo (6ke5) [19,9,5,5,4,4]:42
[17:53] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for Haiiro-Honoo (6ke5) [17,9,6,3,2,2]:37
[17:53] <Haiiro-Honoo> TWO ACTIONS
[17:53] <Haiiro-Honoo> and the evade--it's just the 59 right
[17:54] <@GMingPenguin> fiddy nine
[17:54] <@GMingPenguin> Do you have ITS?
[17:54] <Haiiro-Honoo> Nope (sadly)
[17:54] <@GMingPenguin> yay
[17:54] <Ginkyo> If I have to admit something, technically, everything is Shifty's fault.
[17:54] <Haiiro-Honoo> IS IT STILL YOUR FAVORITE ADVANTAGE
[17:54] <@GMingPenguin> 9k7+7
[17:54] <@GMingPenguin> 9k7+7
[17:54] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for GMingPenguin (9k7 + 7) [9,9,9,8,5,4,4,4,1]:55
[17:54] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for GMingPenguin (9k7 + 7) [9,7,6,5,4,3,3,3,1]:44
[17:54] <Haiiro-Honoo> jerk
[17:54] <Haiiro-Honoo> none of those were even 10 ;_;
[17:54] <+Ekaterina> What'dIdo?
[17:55] <Ginkyo> What?　。。。Oh damn it's true
[17:55] <Haiiro-Honoo> 6ke5
[17:55] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for Haiiro-Honoo (6ke5) [9,9,6,5,5,3]:34
[17:55] <Haiiro-Honoo> pressing luck, reroll
[17:55] <Ginkyo> Shifty, you started a course of events that led to hilarity occurring far what it would have normally been.
[17:55] <Haiiro-Honoo> 6ke5
[17:55] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for Haiiro-Honoo (6ke5) [6,5,5,5,4,3]:25
[17:55] <Haiiro-Honoo> PRESS LUCK HARDER
[17:55] <Ginkyo> And you did it without realizing the repercussions of it.
[17:55] <Haiiro-Honoo> WITH CD
[17:55] <Haiiro-Honoo> 6ke5
[17:55] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for Haiiro-Honoo (6ke5) [9,8,5,4,2,2]:28
[17:55] <Ginkyo> Which will become hilarious later.
[17:55] <+Ekaterina> I still dont know what ive done
[17:55] <Haiiro-Honoo> ONCE MORE
[17:55] <Haiiro-Honoo> 6ke5
[17:55] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for Haiiro-Honoo (6ke5) [18,8,6,5,4,4]:41
[17:56] <Ginkyo> YOU　WILL
[17:56] <+Ekaterina> :<
[17:56] <Haiiro-Honoo> NOT THE FIRST TURN
[17:56] <Haiiro-Honoo> 1k1
[17:56] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for Haiiro-Honoo (1k1) [6]:6
[17:56] <Ginkyo> ｗｗｗｗｗｗ
[17:56] <@GMingPenguin> So many rerolls
[17:56] <@GMingPenguin> What's what?
[17:56] <+Ekaterina> Something involving Sakuya and the Scarlets? :<
[17:56] <Haiiro-Honoo> 47 VS 59, 3 CD used already
[17:56] <Ginkyo> This Incident mostly
[17:56] <Haiiro-Honoo> 1k1
[17:56] <@GMingPenguin> Ouch~
[17:56] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for Haiiro-Honoo (1k1) [1]:1
[17:56] <Haiiro-Honoo> really
[17:57] * @GMingPenguin giggles
[17:57] <Haiiro-Honoo> oh
[17:57] <Haiiro-Honoo> that was supposed to be ke
[17:57] <Ginkyo> Wow, saikoro
[17:57] <Haiiro-Honoo> that's auto-reroll
[17:57] <+Ekaterina> NooooooOOOOOOooooooo...
[17:57] <Haiiro-Honoo> 1k1
[17:57] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for Haiiro-Honoo (1k1) [5]:5
[17:57] <Haiiro-Honoo> 52 VS 59, 4 CD used already
[17:57] <Haiiro-Honoo> 1k1
[17:57] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for Haiiro-Honoo (1k1) [17]:17
[17:58] <Haiiro-Honoo> THAT SHOULD DO IT, 5 CD I DO WHAT I WANT
[17:58] <@GMingPenguin> Next turn
[17:58] <@GMingPenguin> More homing
[17:58] <@GMingPenguin> 9k6
[17:58] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for GMingPenguin (9k6) [9,9,9,6,6,3,3,2,1]:42
[17:58] <+Ekaterina> Im wracking my brain trying to think what it could be.
[17:58] <+Ekaterina> Looted Orchard? Something I did to Sakuya? :/
[17:59] <Haiiro-Honoo> MAGIC ROLLS
[17:59] <Haiiro-Honoo> 5k5
[17:59] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for Haiiro-Honoo (5k5) [18,9,7,7,3]:44
[17:59] <Haiiro-Honoo> 5k5
[17:59] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for Haiiro-Honoo (5k5) [29,18,9,7,7]:70
[17:59] <Haiiro-Honoo> DODGE THIS MAGIC
[17:59] <Haiiro-Honoo> TRY IT NERD
[18:00] <@GMingPenguin> Two magic rolls?
[18:00] <Haiiro-Honoo> thankfully I didn't need the e I forgot
[18:00] <Haiiro-Honoo> TWO magic rolls.
[18:00] <@GMingPenguin> What for?
[18:00] <Haiiro-Honoo> a spell that can inflict Freeze
[18:00] <Haiiro-Honoo> that's all that needs to be said on that front
[18:00] <@GMingPenguin> Why two?
[18:00] <Haiiro-Honoo> because the second one rolled a 70.
[18:00] <Ginkyo> the ironic thing is that you caused it with an offhand comment on the meta/ooc, Ekaterina.
[18:00] <Ginkyo> It shall be your triumph and terror, if I have anything to do with it.
[18:00] <@GMingPenguin> 8k6
[18:00] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for GMingPenguin (8k6) [17,12,7,7,7,5,4,2]:55
[18:01] <@GMingPenguin> Panic CD
[18:01] <@GMingPenguin> 2k2
[18:01] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for GMingPenguin (2k2) [7,6]:13
[18:01] <Ginkyo> panic moar
[18:01] <Haiiro-Honoo> wait, do note that those were seperate casts
[18:01] <Haiiro-Honoo> technically, you got it with the first roll for the first resist
[18:01] <+Ekaterina> T_T
[18:01] <Haiiro-Honoo> it CAN heal, but that's a day duration and thus cannot be activated before I break the prison with you in it
[18:01] <@GMingPenguin> Bosses can attack twice, not cast twice.
[18:02] <Haiiro-Honoo> eh? I thought they could, since they could attack AND use a spellcard
[18:02] <@GMingPenguin> They just pump out double danmaku.
[18:02] * +Ekaterina panics.
[18:02] <Haiiro-Honoo> if that's true then I guess the second one ends up as Unusual danmaku by proxy
[18:02] <Haiiro-Honoo> in which case
[18:02] <Haiiro-Honoo> 1ke1
[18:02] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for Haiiro-Honoo (1ke1) [15]:15
[18:03] * +Ekaterina has an anxiety attack, as she is prone to do.
[18:03] <@GMingPenguin> Both the Focused Fire and Multiple Danmaku things merely double danmaku, they don't allow for two actions
[18:03] <Haiiro-Honoo> that increases by 8
[18:03] * @GMingPenguin takes his CD back then
[18:03] <@GMingPenguin> 9k7+7
[18:03] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for GMingPenguin (9k7 + 7) [9,9,6,5,5,4,3,2,2]:48
[18:03] * @GMingPenguin spends it again to reroll
[18:03] <@GMingPenguin> 9k7+7
[18:03] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for GMingPenguin (9k7 + 7) [28,16,9,5,4,3,2,2,1]:74
[18:03] <Haiiro-Honoo> The spell was 44, the danmaku is now 78
[18:04] <Haiiro-Honoo> you can actually small hitbox that one
[18:04] <@GMingPenguin> 1k1
[18:04] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for GMingPenguin (1k1) [5]:5
[18:04] <Haiiro-Honoo> now you barely dodge
[18:04] <Haiiro-Honoo> (nerd)
[18:04] <@GMingPenguin> (unerd)
[18:04] <Haiiro-Honoo> anyway, the dodge
[18:04] <Haiiro-Honoo> 6ke5
[18:04] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for Haiiro-Honoo (6ke5) [26,19,9,6,5,2]:65
[18:04] <Haiiro-Honoo> The dodged.
[18:05] <@GMingPenguin> Next round
[18:05] <@GMingPenguin> 9k6
[18:05] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for GMingPenguin (9k6) [17,15,9,7,5,4,4,2,1]:57
[18:05] <Ginkyo> >17
[18:05] <Ginkyo> >15
[18:05] <Ginkyo> oh god
[18:06] <Haiiro-Honoo> SPELL, LASER
[18:06] <+Ekaterina> Youre killing me Ginkyo.
[18:06] <Haiiro-Honoo> 5ke5
[18:06] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for Haiiro-Honoo (5ke5) [19,15,9,8,4]:55
[18:06] <+Ekaterina> What'd I doooooOOOOOoooooo... ;_;
[18:06] <Haiiro-Honoo> 6ke5
[18:06] <@GMingPenguin> 8k6
[18:06] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for GMingPenguin (8k6) [9,5,3,3,3,2,2,1]:25
[18:06] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for Haiiro-Honoo (6ke5) [9,6,6,6,5,4]:32
[18:06] <Ginkyo> You caused it
[18:06] <Ginkyo> You caused it all
[18:06] <@GMingPenguin> cd to reroll
[18:06] <@GMingPenguin> 8k6
[18:06] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for GMingPenguin (8k6) [27,9,8,7,7,6,6,6]:64
[18:06] <Ginkyo> You could have stopped it
[18:07] <Ginkyo> But you did it
[18:07] <@GMingPenguin> whew
[18:07] <Ginkyo> Then I did it
[18:07] <Haiiro-Honoo> Can't small hitbox that, hurray
[18:07] <@GMingPenguin> 9k7+7
[18:07] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for GMingPenguin (9k7 + 7) [13,11,9,8,7,7,5,3,1]:67
[18:07] <Ginkyo> And it's happening.
[18:07] <Haiiro-Honoo> and now me!
[18:07] <@GMingPenguin> But I could cherry dice it
[18:07] <Haiiro-Honoo> YOU COULD
[18:07] <Haiiro-Honoo> (nerd)
[18:07] <Ginkyo> lol
[18:07] <@GMingPenguin> Final boss and she ain't goin' for high score
[18:07] <Haiiro-Honoo> 6ke5
[18:07] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for Haiiro-Honoo (6ke5) [8,7,6,6,5,4]:32
[18:07] <Haiiro-Honoo> 6ke5
[18:07] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for Haiiro-Honoo (6ke5) [9,5,4,3,2,1]:23
[18:07] * Haiiro-Honoo just takes it
[18:07] <@GMingPenguin> Hah
[18:07] <Ginkyo> >ain't goin' for high score
[18:07] <Ginkyo> I thought Reimu was the highest of scores by default in Gensokyo.
[18:08] <Haiiro-Honoo> ...when in the middle of a spellcard
[18:08] <Haiiro-Honoo> is it just spellcard only, the double attack only happening if you manually activate
[18:08] <Haiiro-Honoo> double attack with the spell and a normal attack
[18:09] <Haiiro-Honoo> or double spellcard attack
[18:09] <Haiiro-Honoo> IT'S NOT THE LATTER, BUT I CAN ALWAYS ASK
[18:09] <@GMingPenguin> It means you have a normal Danmaku attack, plus the three spellcard attacks
[18:11] <Ginkyo> Damn, Reimu, you lazy.
[18:13] <@GMingPenguin> 9k6
[18:13] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for GMingPenguin (9k6) [17,13,5,4,4,3,2,2,1]:46
[18:13] <Ginkyo> you fight dirty, reimu
[18:14] <@GMingPenguin> Remember, half of the reason spellcards exist is to give youkai a chance against her
[18:15] <@GMingPenguin> My spacebar is acting up so writing is a pain :/
[18:15] <@GMingPenguin> typetypetype go back space space space
[18:15] <+Ekaterina> Or for some of the truly OP Youkai, her a chance against them :3
[18:15] <Haiiro-Honoo> Laser, Curvy, Unusual
[18:16] <+Ekaterina> It wouldnt be good if Yuyuko or Flandre killed her in an instant. :3
[18:16] <Haiiro-Honoo> 5ke5
[18:16] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for Haiiro-Honoo (5ke5) [6,5,3,3,2]:19
[18:16] <Haiiro-Honoo> rly
[18:16] <Haiiro-Honoo> 5ke4
[18:16] <@GMingPenguin> But Reimu can fly over dying.
[18:16] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for Haiiro-Honoo (5ke4) [13,9,8,6,4]:36
[18:16] <Haiiro-Honoo> better I guess
[18:16] <Haiiro-Honoo> 3ke2
[18:16] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for Haiiro-Honoo (3ke2) [5,3,3]:8
[18:16] <+Ekaterina> There is the General rule about Non-spellcard fights in 2hu. Whoever goes first, wins.
[18:17] <Haiiro-Honoo> 6ke5
[18:17] <+Ekaterina> Which is why spellcards exist.
[18:17] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for Haiiro-Honoo (6ke5) [15,8,7,4,2,2]:36
[18:17] <@GMingPenguin> "While flight is extremely common among inhabitants of Gensokyo, Reimu's ability extends beyond that; she is capable of phasing in & out of existence, or as described in The Grimoire of Marisa, floating away from reality. Reimu can use this power to teleport short distances, but rarely seems to be aware that she is doing so. The ultimate expression of this ability is Fantasy Nature, which
[18:17] <@GMingPenguin> renders her completely invincible while active; this ability was considered too powerful for use as a spell card until Marisa gave it a name and time limit."
[18:17] <Haiiro-Honoo> AND ANOTHER LASER
[18:17] <+Ekaterina> Like I said, she has to use it first, before say a ceartain Blonde Undead child from Europe goes "Gyu~"
[18:17] <@GMingPenguin> Marisa: "Dang Reimu you too strong you better limit urself before you recksome1
[18:18] <+Ekaterina> Whoever goes first, wins.
[18:18] <@GMingPenguin> Already rolled attack
[18:18] <@GMingPenguin> Defendan
[18:18] <@GMingPenguin> 9k7+7-10
[18:18] <+Ekaterina> (Which is why I hate 2hu power arguments, thats literally the only answer)
[18:18] <Haiiro-Honoo> ah, you did
[18:18] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for GMingPenguin (9k7 + 7 - 10) [11,6,6,5,2,2,2,1,1]:31
[18:18] <@GMingPenguin> 9k7+7
[18:18] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for GMingPenguin (9k7 + 7) [24,21,13,8,7,4,3,2,1]:87
[18:18] <@GMingPenguin> 9k7+7-15
[18:18] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for GMingPenguin (9k7 + 7 - 15) [12,9,9,8,8,7,6,4,4]:51
[18:18] <@GMingPenguin> 9k7+7
[18:18] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for GMingPenguin (9k7 + 7) [19,17,9,7,6,5,5,2,2]:75
[18:18] <Haiiro-Honoo> why did you flub the roll I flubbed
[18:18] <Haiiro-Honoo> jerk
[18:18] <Haiiro-Honoo> 6ke5
[18:19] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for Haiiro-Honoo (6ke5) [17,15,7,4,3,3]:46
[18:19] <+Ekaterina> Saikorogami has a bad sense of humor.
[18:19] <Ginkyo> flubbin' err'day
[18:19] <Haiiro-Honoo> well FINE.
[18:19] <Haiiro-Honoo> 1k1
[18:19] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for Haiiro-Honoo (1k1) [9]:9
[18:19] <Haiiro-Honoo> DODGE
[18:19] <@GMingPenguin> Saikorogami's favorite movie is Flubber
[18:19] <+Ekaterina> :<
[18:19] <Haiiro-Honoo> uuuuua
[18:19] * +Ekaterina holds up a 1/10 card.
[18:19] <Haiiro-Honoo> LET'S CONTINUE
[18:19] <Haiiro-Honoo> everything is as is
[18:20] <Haiiro-Honoo> 5ke5
[18:20] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for Haiiro-Honoo (5ke5) [9,8,6,6,1]:30
[18:20] <Haiiro-Honoo> 5ke4
[18:20] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for Haiiro-Honoo (5ke4) [14,7,6,6,2]:33
[18:20] <Haiiro-Honoo> 3ke2
[18:20] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for Haiiro-Honoo (3ke2) [5,5,4]:10
[18:20] <Haiiro-Honoo> 6ke5
[18:20] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for Haiiro-Honoo (6ke5) [11,9,8,8,7,2]:43
[18:21] <@GMingPenguin> 9k7+25
[18:21] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for GMingPenguin (9k7 + 25) [9,6,5,5,4,4,2,2,1]:60
[18:21] * +Ekaterina pummels Ginkyo.
[18:21] <+Ekaterina> WHAT'D I DOOOOOOO
[18:21] <Haiiro-Honoo> I'LL LET YOU DODGE EVERYTHING FIRST
[18:21] <Ginkyo> auuugh
[18:21] <@GMingPenguin> 9k7+7-5
[18:21] <@GMingPenguin> 9k7+7-5
[18:21] <Ginkyo> What have I done to incur your ire?
[18:21] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for GMingPenguin (9k7 + 7 - 5) [17,15,8,7,6,6,5,4,4]:66
[18:21] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for GMingPenguin (9k7 + 7 - 5) [12,9,8,7,5,4,2,2,1]:49
[18:21] <@GMingPenguin> 9k7+7-15
[18:21] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for GMingPenguin (9k7 + 7 - 15) [12,12,8,7,6,5,5,4,3]:47
[18:21] <@GMingPenguin> 9k7+7
[18:21] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for GMingPenguin (9k7 + 7) [13,9,7,6,5,5,3,1,1]:55
[18:21] <@GMingPenguin> Gawrsh
[18:21] <Haiiro-Honoo> that discerning graze
[18:21] <+Ekaterina> You told me I was responsible for something horrible, and wont say what.
[18:22] <Phaethon> for all we know reimu has some unmentioned defenses  against even those powers that can instagib people anyway, there is always more unmentioned stuff in touhou
[18:22] <Haiiro-Honoo> 6ke5
[18:22] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for Haiiro-Honoo (6ke5) [9,9,8,7,7,2]:40
[18:22] <Haiiro-Honoo> 6ke5
[18:22] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for Haiiro-Honoo (6ke5) [17,9,7,4,4,2]:41
[18:22] <Haiiro-Honoo> k, not beating that 60
[18:22] <Haiiro-Honoo> Pew!
[18:22] <Phaethon> and I doubt there would be zero warning before anything happened knowing how dramatic touhous are
[18:22] <Ginkyo> I don't need to tell you right now Shifty, because it will become apparent with time.
[18:23] <+Ekaterina> Phaethon: I definitely wouldnt want to rely on anything like that against Yukari, Fantasy Heaven could become Fantasy Hell.
[18:23] <Ginkyo> And I'll laugh.
[18:23] <+Ekaterina> :<
[18:23] <Haiiro-Honoo> AND THEN I HAD TO ROLL FOR SPELL SECURITY
[18:23] <Ginkyo> I'll keep laughing like a Doompaul that has given up.
[18:23] <Haiiro-Honoo> WW
[18:23] <Haiiro-Honoo> 5ke4
[18:23] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for Haiiro-Honoo (5ke4) [8,7,7,5,2]:27
[18:23] <Haiiro-Honoo> RR
[18:23] <Haiiro-Honoo> 5ke4
[18:23] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for Haiiro-Honoo (5ke4) [27,17,9,9,7]:62
[18:23] <Haiiro-Honoo> okay.jpg
[18:24] <+Ekaterina> :<
[18:24] <@GMingPenguin> 2hu power arguments: Mai waifhu can beat up ur waifhu
[18:24] <Haiiro-Honoo> 1dwaifhu
[18:24] <+Ekaterina> Again, I still think the winner is whoever goes first~
[18:25] <Haiiro-Honoo> only result is Yukari
[18:25] <Phaethon> yukari is one touhou whose power I think is tremendously overestimated, I think her actual threat comes from her plotting and knowledge
[18:25] <Phaethon> her powers have limits and she has learned to use them well
[18:25] <@GMingPenguin> Were those attacks?
[18:25] <Phaethon> but they have limits
[18:25] <Haiiro-Honoo> No, those were spell security rolls
[18:26] <Haiiro-Honoo> WHITE WIND AND ROYAL RAINBOW (WW, RR) ARE STILL ACTIVE
[18:26] <+Ekaterina> Reading everything involved in Silent Sinner in Blue is worthwhile just for that final troll face from Yukari
[18:26] <Haiiro-Honoo> gotta roll every time a hit is actually registered
[18:26] <+Ekaterina> When Eirin finally sees how badly in over her head she was and how dangerous the Gap Hag really is.
[18:26] <Haiiro-Honoo> here comes the rolls
[18:26] <Haiiro-Honoo> and they're all lasers
[18:26] <Phaethon> meanwhile I am pretty sure reimu is mentioned as having extensive access to information on defending against and destroying most any being in gensoyko
[18:26] <Haiiro-Honoo> so she's Superbatman
[18:26] <Haiiro-Honoo> 6ke5
[18:26] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for Haiiro-Honoo (6ke5) [16,9,8,6,3,3]:42
[18:26] <Haiiro-Honoo> 6ke5
[18:26] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for Haiiro-Honoo (6ke5) [14,13,12,7,3,3]:49
[18:26] <+Ekaterina> Hieda no Akyuu?
[18:27] <+Ekaterina> Because if thats your source, thats highly questionable...
[18:27] <Phaethon> I don't know the original source
[18:27] <+Ekaterina> Afterall, she though rabbit youkai decapitated people Monty Python style....
[18:27] <@GMingPenguin> 9k6+25
[18:27] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for GMingPenguin (9k6 + 25) [15,8,8,6,6,6,2,2,2]:74
[18:27] <@GMingPenguin> 9k7+7
[18:27] <@GMingPenguin> 9k7+7
[18:27] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for GMingPenguin (9k7 + 7) [9,7,7,6,4,3,2,2,2]:45
[18:27] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for GMingPenguin (9k7 + 7) [8,8,8,7,7,5,3,3,2]:53
[18:27] <Haiiro-Honoo> pls
[18:28] <Haiiro-Honoo> 6ke5
[18:28] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for Haiiro-Honoo (6ke5) [9,7,6,4,4,2]:30
[18:28] <Haiiro-Honoo> 6ke5
[18:28] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for Haiiro-Honoo (6ke5) [9,9,5,4,2,2]:29
[18:28] <Haiiro-Honoo> YEP JUST GONNA TAKE THAT
[18:28] <Phaethon> but  it's reasonable to assume the hakurei line did know or develop means of acting as basically the only thing between the balance in gensoyko and oblivion for all
[18:29] <+Ekaterina> I think theres more to it than that, really.
[18:29] <+Ekaterina> And Yukari herself heavily implies it to be so.
[18:30] <Phaethon> howso
[18:30] <+Ekaterina> Some of her comments about the border, mainly in the Fairy Manga
[18:30] <+Ekaterina> Plus some offhand comments in Wild and Horned Hermit during her brief appearance there.
[18:30] <+Ekaterina> What exactly, is the question, because it involves decoding yukari-speak
[18:32] <Phaethon> I haven't read the fairy one
[18:32] <Phaethon> and I haven't kept up on WaHH
[18:32] <Haiiro-Honoo> Laser, Unusual, Curvy, Unusual!
[18:32] <Phaethon> what does she actually say about the border and the hakurei
[18:32] <Haiiro-Honoo> 5ke5
[18:32] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for Haiiro-Honoo (5ke5) [9,9,3,3,2]:26
[18:32] <Haiiro-Honoo> 5ke4
[18:32] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for Haiiro-Honoo (5ke4) [6,6,5,3,2]:20
[18:32] <Haiiro-Honoo> pls
[18:32] <Haiiro-Honoo> 3ke2
[18:33] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for Haiiro-Honoo (3ke2) [7,6,6]:13
[18:33] <Haiiro-Honoo> 6ke5
[18:33] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for Haiiro-Honoo (6ke5) [14,9,5,3,3,2]:34
[18:33] <+Ekaterina> And Rinnosuke complains a couple times in CoLA about her being nonsensical. I think his words are more or less that when speaking with someone, theres a general expectation of how the conversation is going to go or the like. And that even talking to Yukari is weird.
[18:33] <@GMingPenguin> 9k7+7-7
[18:33] <@GMingPenguin> 9k7+7-7
[18:33] <@GMingPenguin> 9k7+7-11
[18:33] <@GMingPenguin> 9k7+7
[18:33] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for GMingPenguin (9k7 + 7 - 7) [9,7,7,7,3,3,2,1,1]:38
[18:33] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for GMingPenguin (9k7 + 7 - 7) [25,9,9,8,6,5,4,4,3]:66
[18:33] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for GMingPenguin (9k7 + 7 - 11) [7,6,6,5,3,3,3,2,1]:29
[18:33] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for GMingPenguin (9k7 + 7) [26,9,6,6,6,3,3,2,1]:66
[18:33] <Haiiro-Honoo> always the one that flubs
[18:34] <@GMingPenguin> Oh and my attack
[18:34] <@GMingPenguin> 9k6
[18:34] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for GMingPenguin (9k6) [25,8,7,5,5,4,4,3,2]:54
[18:34] <+Ekaterina> It seems we broke the one rule about Gensokyo, dont do anything that prevents the Shrine Maiden from slacking off.
[18:34] <Haiiro-Honoo> 6ke5
[18:34] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for Haiiro-Honoo (6ke5) [24,19,17,9,6,5]:75
[18:34] <Haiiro-Honoo> DODGED THAT.
[18:34] <Ginkyo> reimu you so lazy
[18:34] <Phaethon> reimu's laziness is the most abundant source of power in the realm
[18:35] <@GMingPenguin> Hey hey
[18:35] <@GMingPenguin> Reimu isn't JUST about laziness
[18:35] <+Ekaterina> Phaethon: Anyways, one part of the Fairy Manga is about a magical tree that helps anchor the border, and when it gets blown up, it causes the border to weaken.
[18:35] <@GMingPenguin> There's also food
[18:35] <Haiiro-Honoo> 5ke5
[18:35] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for Haiiro-Honoo (5ke5) [9,8,6,4,1]:28
[18:35] <Haiiro-Honoo> 5ke4
[18:35] <@GMingPenguin> "What powers Gensokyo?" "Three square meals."
[18:35] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for Haiiro-Honoo (5ke4) [9,7,5,4,2]:25
[18:35] <Haiiro-Honoo> 3ke2
[18:35] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for Haiiro-Honoo (3ke2) [28,7,6]:35
[18:35] <Haiiro-Honoo> Why.
[18:35] <Haiiro-Honoo> 6ke5
[18:35] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for Haiiro-Honoo (6ke5) [9,5,5,3,3,2]:25
[18:35] <Haiiro-Honoo> YOU CAN'T ROLL GOOD FOREVER
[18:35] <Phaethon> Ekaterina : ok?
[18:36] <+Ekaterina> Eh, read the Manga, you'll see.
[18:36] <@GMingPenguin> 9k6+25
[18:36] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for GMingPenguin (9k6 + 25) [8,7,6,5,5,4,2,2,2]:60
[18:36] <@GMingPenguin> 9k7+7-5
[18:36] <@GMingPenguin> 9k7+7-5
[18:36] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for GMingPenguin (9k7 + 7 - 5) [9,8,6,5,5,3,3,3,2]:41
[18:36] <+Ekaterina> A Reimu at rest will stay at rest, a Reimu in motion will kick people in the face until she can go back to resting.
[18:36] <@GMingPenguin> 9k7+7-5
[18:36] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for GMingPenguin (9k7 + 7 - 5) [9,7,6,6,6,4,2,1,1]:42
[18:36] <@GMingPenguin> 9k7+7-5
[18:36] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for GMingPenguin (9k7 + 7 - 5) [17,9,9,7,7,6,4,4,3]:61
[18:36] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for GMingPenguin (9k7 + 7 - 5) [17,11,8,7,7,3,3,3,2]:58
[18:37] <Haiiro-Honoo> stop that matching up business, uu uuuuu
[18:37] <Haiiro-Honoo> 6ke5
[18:37] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for Haiiro-Honoo (6ke5) [18,7,4,4,3,2]:36
[18:37] <Haiiro-Honoo> 6ke5
[18:37] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for Haiiro-Honoo (6ke5) [9,6,4,3,3,2]:25
[18:37] <Haiiro-Honoo> YEP, HIT
[18:39] <@GMingPenguin> Oh oh oh
[18:39] <@GMingPenguin> I know how to buff Deflect to make up for grazing
[18:39] <Haiiro-Honoo> o:
[18:40] <@GMingPenguin> Deflection involves removing bullets, right?
[18:40] <@GMingPenguin> What if
[18:40] <@GMingPenguin> What if
[18:40] <Ginkyo> What if?
[18:40] <@GMingPenguin> It helps teammates too?
[18:40] <Ginkyo> What if everybody in the party is using Deflect?
[18:40] <@GMingPenguin> Then errybody punches all of the bullets away
[18:40] <Ginkyo> And if the Boss has Deflect?
[18:40] <+Ekaterina> Eka Punches the crap out of Danmaku
[18:41] <@GMingPenguin> Boss deflections don't help you,yo
[18:41] <+Ekaterina> GMingPenguin: How about this, a capped ability to take a penalty on your own deflect, to apply a bonus to all firendlies rolls?
[18:41] <Ginkyo> I just want danmau tennis.
[18:41] <+Ekaterina> Make it much lower than the Graze Cap maybe.
[18:42] <Haiiro-Honoo> MAGIC, Curvy
[18:42] <Haiiro-Honoo> 5ke5
[18:42] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for Haiiro-Honoo (5ke5) [9,8,5,4,3]:29
[18:42] <Haiiro-Honoo> Let's add a CD to that
[18:42] <Haiiro-Honoo> 1k1
[18:42] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for Haiiro-Honoo (1k1) [8]:8
[18:42] <Haiiro-Honoo> 37, a bit more worth talking about
[18:42] <Haiiro-Honoo> 6ke5
[18:42] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for Haiiro-Honoo (6ke5) [9,6,6,5,3,3]:29
[18:42] <@GMingPenguin> 9k6+20
[18:42] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for GMingPenguin (9k6 + 20) [8,8,6,5,5,5,3,3,1]:57
[18:42] <@GMingPenguin> dat homing attack
[18:42] <@GMingPenguin> now dat willpower
[18:42] <@GMingPenguin> 8k6
[18:42] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for GMingPenguin (8k6) [15,9,8,8,7,7,3,1]:54
[18:43] <Haiiro-Honoo> nuts
[18:43] <@GMingPenguin> 9k7+7-15
[18:43] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for GMingPenguin (9k7 + 7 - 15) [9,8,6,6,6,4,4,2,2]:35
[18:43] <@GMingPenguin> Poor Haiiro :(
[18:43] <Haiiro-Honoo> I MIGHT BE DESTROYED, BUT I WILL GET A GOOD SHOT IN EVENTUALLY
[18:43] <Haiiro-Honoo> it just needs to not be during my 3ke2 rolls
[18:43] <+Ekaterina> Haiiro wanted to be the boss, means she gets the toughest fight. :3
[18:43] <Haiiro-Honoo> oh right I forgot to roll for spellkeeping
[18:43] <Haiiro-Honoo> pardon me while I do that
[18:44] <Haiiro-Honoo> 5ke4
[18:44] <@GMingPenguin> How many lives are left?
[18:44] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for Haiiro-Honoo (5ke4) [11,8,5,4,3]:28
[18:44] <Haiiro-Honoo> 5ke4
[18:44] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for Haiiro-Honoo (5ke4) [11,6,6,4,2]:27
[18:44] <Haiiro-Honoo> Four
[18:44] <Haiiro-Honoo> This might...take a while
[18:44] <Haiiro-Honoo> and now the dodge
[18:44] <Haiiro-Honoo> 6ke5
[18:44] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for Haiiro-Honoo (6ke5) [18,9,6,5,3,2]:41
[18:44] <Haiiro-Honoo> 6ke5
[18:44] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for Haiiro-Honoo (6ke5) [13,8,7,7,3,2]:38
[18:44] <Haiiro-Honoo> Let's just take that 57 too
[18:45] <Haiiro-Honoo> in the face
[18:45] <@GMingPenguin> pew
[18:45] <Haiiro-Honoo> would have barely dodged if it weren't for the bonus!
[18:46] <@GMingPenguin> 9k7+15
[18:46] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for GMingPenguin (9k7 + 15) [16,8,7,7,7,5,5,5,1]:70
[18:46] <@GMingPenguin> dem trips
[18:47] <+Ekaterina> Damn.
[18:48] <Haiiro-Honoo> Unusual, Curvy, Laser, Laser
[18:49] <Haiiro-Honoo> 5ke5
[18:49] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for Haiiro-Honoo (5ke5) [7,6,6,5,3]:27
[18:49] <Haiiro-Honoo> 5ke4
[18:49] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for Haiiro-Honoo (5ke4) [9,8,7,7,6]:31
[18:49] <Haiiro-Honoo> 3ke2
[18:49] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for Haiiro-Honoo (3ke2) [9,9,3]:18
[18:49] <Haiiro-Honoo> 6ke5
[18:49] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for Haiiro-Honoo (6ke5) [18,9,8,8,3,3]:46
[18:49] <Haiiro-Honoo> AT LEAST ONE WAS OK
[18:49] * Alphonse is now known as Antumbra
[18:50] <@GMingPenguin> 9k7+7-5
[18:50] <@GMingPenguin> 9k7+7-5
[18:50] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for GMingPenguin (9k7 + 7 - 5) [12,9,9,8,6,6,6,6,2]:58
[18:50] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for GMingPenguin (9k7 + 7 - 5) [9,8,7,6,4,4,2,2,1]:42
[18:50] <@GMingPenguin> 9k7+7-10
[18:50] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for GMingPenguin (9k7 + 7 - 10) [7,7,6,5,5,4,3,3,1]:34
[18:50] <@GMingPenguin> 9k7+7
[18:50] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for GMingPenguin (9k7 + 7) [15,8,7,7,7,6,5,4,4]:62
[18:50] <+Ekaterina> Itd be neat to program everyone's spell cards into danmakufu
[18:50] <@GMingPenguin> Man
[18:50] <@GMingPenguin> I'm surprised I haven't had a flub that's caused Reimu to get hityet
[18:50] <Ginkyo> She's Reimu.
[18:51] <@GMingPenguin> I rolled my attack already
[18:51] <Haiiro-Honoo> The only flubs are me
[18:51] <Haiiro-Honoo> 6ke5
[18:51] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for Haiiro-Honoo (6ke5) [15,7,6,5,4,2]:37
[18:51] <Haiiro-Honoo> 6ke5
[18:51] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for Haiiro-Honoo (6ke5) [8,6,6,6,5,2]:31
[18:51] <Haiiro-Honoo> I am the flub.
[18:51] <Haiiro-Honoo> 5ke4
[18:51] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for Haiiro-Honoo (5ke4) [16,12,4,2,2]:34
[18:51] <Haiiro-Honoo> 5ke4
[18:51] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for Haiiro-Honoo (5ke4) [17,11,9,8,3]:45
[18:51] <Haiiro-Honoo> SAVED THE SPELLS
[18:51] <Haiiro-Honoo> (dick)
[18:51] <Haiiro-Honoo> (good rolls then huh)
[18:53] <@GMingPenguin> pew pew
[18:53] <@GMingPenguin> 9k7+20
[18:53] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for GMingPenguin (9k7 + 20) [9,7,7,5,3,3,3,2,2]:57
[18:54] <Ginkyo> Reimu sure does want to go back to bed...
[18:55] <Haiiro-Honoo> Unusual, Unusual
[18:55] <Haiiro-Honoo> 6ke5
[18:55] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for Haiiro-Honoo (6ke5) [17,8,8,7,7,3]:47
[18:55] <Haiiro-Honoo> 6ke5
[18:55] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for Haiiro-Honoo (6ke5) [19,14,6,6,5,4]:50
[18:55] <Haiiro-Honoo> GET SHOT
[18:55] <@GMingPenguin> 9k7+7
[18:55] <@GMingPenguin> 9k7+7
[18:55] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for GMingPenguin (9k7 + 7) [17,16,8,8,7,7,5,5,4]:75
[18:55] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for GMingPenguin (9k7 + 7) [13,7,6,5,4,4,4,1,1]:50
[18:55] <Haiiro-Honoo> HA!
[18:55] * @GMingPenguin gets shot
[18:56] <Haiiro-Honoo> and the evade
[18:56] <Haiiro-Honoo> 6ke5
[18:56] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for Haiiro-Honoo (6ke5) [8,7,3,3,2,2]:23
[18:56] <Haiiro-Honoo> 6ke5
[18:56] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for Haiiro-Honoo (6ke5) [9,7,6,6,5,4]:33
[18:56] <Haiiro-Honoo> Or rather, the evade that wasn't happening
[18:58] <+Ekaterina> Color Matching skill being "it looks like someone bombed a paintball factory"?
[18:58] <@GMingPenguin> "But it looks purdy"
[18:59] <@GMingPenguin> Next round
[18:59] <@GMingPenguin> 9k7
[18:59] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for GMingPenguin (9k7) [9,9,9,5,5,3,3,3,1]:43
[19:01] * @GMingPenguin pokes Haiiro
[19:01] <+Ekaterina> Haiiro may have fallen asleep.
[19:01] <@GMingPenguin> We've been battling one on one for an hour
[19:02] <Haiiro-Honoo> Nope
[19:02] <@GMingPenguin> Should end this quickish
[19:02] <Haiiro-Honoo> SHOULD, but I've still got this spellcard and two more :V
[19:02] <+Ekaterina> Oh good god
[19:02] <@GMingPenguin> Then let's get rolling~
[19:02] <Haiiro-Honoo> Curvy, Laser, Unusual, Laser
[19:02] <Haiiro-Honoo> 5ke5
[19:02] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for Haiiro-Honoo (5ke5) [9,8,7,4,4]:32
[19:02] <Haiiro-Honoo> 5ke4
[19:02] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for Haiiro-Honoo (5ke4) [17,11,9,6,4]:43
[19:03] <Haiiro-Honoo> 3ke2
[19:03] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for Haiiro-Honoo (3ke2) [5,3,2]:8
[19:03] <Haiiro-Honoo> 6ke5
[19:03] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for Haiiro-Honoo (6ke5) [14,9,8,8,6,4]:45
[19:03] <@GMingPenguin> Defense
[19:03] <@GMingPenguin> 9k7+7
[19:03] <@GMingPenguin> 9k7+7
[19:03] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for GMingPenguin (9k7 + 7) [6,5,2,2,1,1,1,1,1]:25
[19:03] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for GMingPenguin (9k7 + 7) [17,13,12,9,9,7,5,4,2]:79
[19:03] <@GMingPenguin> 9k7+7-25
[19:03] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for GMingPenguin (9k7 + 7 - 25) [15,9,9,5,5,5,5,4,2]:35
[19:03] <@GMingPenguin> 9k7+7
[19:03] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for GMingPenguin (9k7 + 7) [18,9,8,8,7,5,4,3,2]:66
[19:03] <Haiiro-Honoo> >a hit
[19:03] <Haiiro-Honoo> wow
[19:03] <Haiiro-Honoo> amaze
[19:03] <Haiiro-Honoo> well an attempted hit
[19:03] <@GMingPenguin> small hitbox
[19:03] <@GMingPenguin> 9k7+7
[19:03] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for GMingPenguin (9k7 + 7) [12,9,8,7,6,3,3,2,1]:55
[19:03] <Haiiro-Honoo> GOT CLOSER THAN USUAL
[19:04] <Haiiro-Honoo> Small Hitbox's reroll should have some minor penalty
[19:04] <+Ekaterina> Man, Small Hitbox is useful as crap.
[19:04] <+Ekaterina> And for only 3 points.
[19:04] <Haiiro-Honoo> I say this as an avid user of Small Hitbox
[19:05] <Haiiro-Honoo> and the evade
[19:05] <Haiiro-Honoo> 6ke5
[19:05] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for Haiiro-Honoo (6ke5) [13,9,9,8,3,2]:42
[19:05] <Haiiro-Honoo> Well, I'll gladly take that and roll with it
[19:05] <Haiiro-Honoo> 1k1
[19:05] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for Haiiro-Honoo (1k1) [2]:2
[19:05] <Haiiro-Honoo> you nearly fucked up there
[19:05] <+Ekaterina> But wait, Marisa already stole that one from Yuuka.
[19:06] <+Ekaterina> So youre stealing a spell Marisa already stole from Yuuka.
[19:06] <@GMingPenguin> Nice evade
[19:06] <+Ekaterina> Oh yeah, that is right. Eka and Haiiro did kinda break into her house and loot it.
[19:06] <Ginkyo> WOW REIMU
[19:06] <Ginkyo> YOU SO LAZY
[19:06] <Ginkyo> even blackmail is used
[19:07] <Haiiro-Honoo> 5ke5
[19:07] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for Haiiro-Honoo (5ke5) [7,6,4,3,3]:23
[19:07] <Haiiro-Honoo> 5ke4
[19:07] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for Haiiro-Honoo (5ke4) [15,9,5,3,1]:32
[19:07] <Haiiro-Honoo> 3ke2
[19:07] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for Haiiro-Honoo (3ke2) [9,3,2]:12
[19:07] <Haiiro-Honoo> 6ke5
[19:07] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for Haiiro-Honoo (6ke5) [9,9,7,6,4,2]:35
[19:07] <+Ekaterina> Reimu is kind of a Jerkass.
[19:07] <Haiiro-Honoo> well that was kind of pathetic
[19:07] <@GMingPenguin> 9k7+25
[19:07] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for GMingPenguin (9k7 + 25) [18,8,6,5,5,5,4,3,2]:76
[19:07] <@GMingPenguin> Dat fast attack
[19:08] <@GMingPenguin> Defendificate
[19:08] <@GMingPenguin> 9k7+7-5
[19:08] <@GMingPenguin> 9k7+7-5
[19:08] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for GMingPenguin (9k7 + 7 - 5) [19,9,7,7,6,5,3,1,1]:58
[19:08] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for GMingPenguin (9k7 + 7 - 5) [16,8,8,5,5,2,2,2,2]:48
[19:08] <@GMingPenguin> 9k7+7-10
[19:08] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for GMingPenguin (9k7 + 7 - 10) [9,8,7,7,3,3,2,2,1]:36
[19:08] <@GMingPenguin> 9k7+7-5
[19:08] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for GMingPenguin (9k7 + 7 - 5) [8,8,8,7,5,5,4,4,3]:47
[19:08] <Haiiro-Honoo> 6ke5
[19:08] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for Haiiro-Honoo (6ke5) [22,14,7,7,5,2]:55
[19:08] <Haiiro-Honoo> 6ke5
[19:08] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for Haiiro-Honoo (6ke5) [9,7,7,7,6,6]:36
[19:09] <Haiiro-Honoo> THAT WASN'T HAPPENING.
[19:11] <Haiiro-Honoo> 5ke5
[19:11] <Haiiro-Honoo> WELL.
[19:11] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for Haiiro-Honoo (5ke5) [8,6,5,3,2]:24
[19:11] <Haiiro-Honoo> ...OK.
[19:12] <Haiiro-Honoo> rerolling, pressing luck is for pros
[19:12] <Haiiro-Honoo> 5ke5
[19:12] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for Haiiro-Honoo (5ke5) [16,9,8,7,6]:46
[19:12] <Haiiro-Honoo> pro action
[19:12] <Haiiro-Honoo> 6ke5
[19:12] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for Haiiro-Honoo (6ke5) [19,9,3,2,2,2]:35
[19:13] <@GMingPenguin> 8k6
[19:13] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for GMingPenguin (8k6) [12,6,4,3,3,2,2,1]:30
[19:13] <@GMingPenguin> 8k6
[19:13] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for GMingPenguin (8k6) [18,9,5,4,4,3,2,2]:43
[19:13] <@GMingPenguin> Cherry die to re-ro-hm.
[19:13] <Haiiro-Honoo> ~
[19:13] <@GMingPenguin> What's Purple Prison's effect?
[19:14] <Ginkyo> To warn you not to drop the soap.
[19:14] <Ginkyo> Though I'm not sure if that's an issue in lady-prison.
[19:14] <+Ekaterina> Best not to think too much about that.
[19:15] * Antumbra ([email protected]) Quit (Ping timeout)
[19:15] <@GMingPenguin> Don't drop the ta-eeeh not going there
[19:15] <Haiiro-Honoo> Freeze for an Encounter, side effects may include wide ranged effect (Side), improved memory (Eidetic Memory), a glow (Create Light), and Heal (can't be triggered unless used on the last life due to how spell breaking works)
[19:15] <Haiiro-Honoo> (also can be used in safe areas to heal thineself and meditate)
[19:16] <Haiiro-Honoo> But more importantly, it freezes you
[19:16] <~Lonoxmont> GMingPenguin: what is saikoro written in again?
[19:16] <Haiiro-Honoo> which means 'get shot'
[19:16] <+Ekaterina> Ruby
[19:16] <~Lonoxmont> got a link to its current source?
[19:17] <+Ekaterina> I have the code, but its kinda spaghetti-ish along with Ruby not being one of the languages I know.
[19:17] <~Lonoxmont> i may know a guy who konws ruby, or at least a guy who knows a guy
[19:17] <~Lonoxmont> if nothing else i can learn myself some ruby
[19:18] <+Ekaterina> Where the heck did I leave that code...
[19:18] <Ginkyo> now, bully Reimu while she can't move
[19:18] <Ginkyo> Make fun of her chest.
[19:20] <+Ekaterina> Wait, what is she confessing to?
[19:20] <Haiiro-Honoo> Something you weren't there for, I believe
[19:20] <Haiiro-Honoo> (And that's terrible, cause it was great)
[19:20] <Haiiro-Honoo> 6ke5
[19:20] <Haiiro-Honoo> 6ke5
[19:20] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for Haiiro-Honoo (6ke5) [9,7,6,6,6,3]:34
[19:20] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for Haiiro-Honoo (6ke5) [9,8,8,8,5,2]:38
[19:20] <+Ekaterina> You'll have to share the details later. :D
[19:21] <Haiiro-Honoo> I probably already did at some point, but sure, later~
[19:24] <@GMingPenguin> 9k7
[19:24] <+Ekaterina> Wait, the messed up talisman?
[19:24] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for GMingPenguin (9k7) [17,11,9,9,7,6,5,4,3]:64
[19:24] <+Ekaterina> Ohhhhh....
[19:24] <Haiiro-Honoo> Yeah, that
[19:24] <+Ekaterina> Crap.
[19:24] <Haiiro-Honoo> She's tots taking 100% of that blame
[19:25] <Haiiro-Honoo> EXPRESS TICKET
[19:25] <Haiiro-Honoo> 5ke5
[19:25] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for Haiiro-Honoo (5ke5) [11,7,6,5,4]:33
[19:25] <Haiiro-Honoo> 6ke5
[19:25] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for Haiiro-Honoo (6ke5) [9,9,4,4,4,3]:30
[19:25] <Haiiro-Honoo> 6ke5
[19:25] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for Haiiro-Honoo (6ke5) [18,5,5,5,3,2]:36
[19:26] <Haiiro-Honoo> to hilarity or not to hilarity
[19:26] <Haiiro-Honoo> decide for me, small hitbox roll
[19:26] <Haiiro-Honoo> 6ke5
[19:26] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for Haiiro-Honoo (6ke5) [8,8,7,6,5,5]:34
[19:26] <Haiiro-Honoo> hilarity it is
[19:27] <@GMingPenguin> Which ones are attacks? 33 and 30?
[19:27] <+Ekaterina> Oh crap.
[19:27] <Haiiro-Honoo> Yes
[19:27] <@GMingPenguin> Oh
[19:27] <@GMingPenguin> And that should have activated Reimu's Determination
[19:28] <Haiiro-Honoo> YEAH AT THIS POINT I'M GONNA WITNESS DESTRUCTION AND ENJOY IT
[19:28] <@GMingPenguin> Anyways defenses first
[19:28] <@GMingPenguin> 9ke7+7
[19:28] <@GMingPenguin> 9ke7+7
[19:28] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for GMingPenguin (9ke7 + 7) [13,11,9,9,8,7,7,4,2]:71
[19:28] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for GMingPenguin (9ke7 + 7) [9,7,7,6,6,6,6,3,3]:54
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[19:31] * @GMingPenguin hopes Haiiro is typing
[19:31] <Haiiro-Honoo> I am
[19:32] * +Ekaterina waits impatiently.
[19:33] <Haiiro-Honoo> You're an impatient
[19:33] <Haiiro-Honoo> Unusual, Laser, Curvy
[19:33] <Haiiro-Honoo> 5ke5
[19:33] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for Haiiro-Honoo (5ke5) [14,8,7,5,4]:38
[19:33] <Haiiro-Honoo> 5ke4
[19:33] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for Haiiro-Honoo (5ke4) [19,7,4,2,2]:32
[19:33] <@GMingPenguin> You're a THAT BOSS
[19:33] <Haiiro-Honoo> 3ke2
[19:33] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for Haiiro-Honoo (3ke2) [7,5,3]:12
[19:33] <Haiiro-Honoo> And then for good measure, more laser
[19:33] <Haiiro-Honoo> 6ke5
[19:34] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for Haiiro-Honoo (6ke5) [8,7,6,5,4,3]:30
[19:34] <@GMingPenguin> Attack
[19:34] <@GMingPenguin> 9ke7
[19:34] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for GMingPenguin (9ke7) [7,6,5,5,4,4,4,3,2]:35
[19:34] <Haiiro-Honoo> I AM THAT ONE BOSS
[19:34] <@GMingPenguin> Defendificate
[19:34] <@GMingPenguin> 9ke7+7-5
[19:34] <@GMingPenguin> 9ke7+7-5
[19:34] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for GMingPenguin (9ke7 + 7 - 5) [9,8,7,4,4,4,3,2,2]:41
[19:34] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for GMingPenguin (9ke7 + 7 - 5) [9,9,8,8,7,6,6,3,2]:55
[19:34] <Haiiro-Honoo> so close
[19:34] <@GMingPenguin> 9ke7+7-10
[19:34] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for GMingPenguin (9ke7 + 7 - 10) [8,8,7,6,3,3,3,2,1]:35
[19:34] <@GMingPenguin> 9ke7+7-5
[19:34] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for GMingPenguin (9ke7 + 7 - 5) [19,12,9,8,7,5,4,4,2]:66
[19:34] <Haiiro-Honoo> Dodge!
[19:34] <Haiiro-Honoo> 6ke5
[19:34] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for Haiiro-Honoo (6ke5) [7,7,7,4,3,3]:28
[19:34] <Haiiro-Honoo> 6ke5
[19:34] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for Haiiro-Honoo (6ke5) [8,7,5,4,3,3]:27
[19:34] <Haiiro-Honoo> NOT LIKE THIS
[19:34] <Haiiro-Honoo> CD
[19:35] <Haiiro-Honoo> 6ke5
[19:35] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for Haiiro-Honoo (6ke5) [21,14,8,8,8,2]:59
[19:35] <Haiiro-Honoo> DODGE
[19:36] <@GMingPenguin> Next round
[19:36] <Haiiro-Honoo> 5ke5
[19:36] <Haiiro-Honoo> 5ke4
[19:36] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for Haiiro-Honoo (5ke5) [23,9,6,5,2]:45
[19:36] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for Haiiro-Honoo (5ke4) [6,4,3,3,2]:16
[19:36] <Haiiro-Honoo> 3ke2
[19:36] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for Haiiro-Honoo (3ke2) [7,6,4]:13
[19:36] <Haiiro-Honoo> 6ke5
[19:36] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for Haiiro-Honoo (6ke5) [9,9,6,5,3,2]:32
[19:36] <@GMingPenguin> 9ke7+25
[19:36] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for GMingPenguin (9ke7 + 25) [14,9,9,9,8,6,4,4,4]:84
[19:36] <+Ekaterina> Saved your most powerful spellcard for last?
[19:36] <Haiiro-Honoo> pichun
[19:36] <Haiiro-Honoo> this is second to last
[19:36] <Haiiro-Honoo> would have been last, the last two are tied
[19:36] <Haiiro-Honoo> but when you're greyscale, go with what works
[19:37] <Haiiro-Honoo> ANYWAY I'M GETTING HIT YEP
[19:37] <Haiiro-Honoo> 6ke5
[19:37] <Haiiro-Honoo> 6ke5
[19:37] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for Haiiro-Honoo (6ke5) [11,9,8,8,4,3]:40
[19:37] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for Haiiro-Honoo (6ke5) [8,8,6,3,3,2]:28
[19:37] * @GMingPenguin has derped hardcore
[19:37] <@GMingPenguin> Reimu gets retroactively hit
[19:37] <@GMingPenguin> 9ke7
[19:38] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for GMingPenguin (9ke7) [15,11,8,7,5,5,3,3,2]:54
[19:38] <@GMingPenguin> 9ke7-10
[19:38] <@GMingPenguin> 9ke7-10
[19:38] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for GMingPenguin (9ke7 - 10) [28,16,9,9,9,7,6,6,4]:74
[19:38] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for GMingPenguin (9ke7 - 10) [27,9,9,8,5,5,4,2,1]:57
[19:38] <@GMingPenguin> 9ke7-5
[19:38] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for GMingPenguin (9ke7 - 5) [11,9,7,6,5,5,4,4,3]:42
[19:38] <@GMingPenguin> dat 74
[19:38] <Ginkyo> how close are either one of you to being roast?
[19:39] <Ginkyo> Because we're nearly an hour over.
[19:39] <Haiiro-Honoo> I'm on my last life :V
[19:39] <@GMingPenguin> Reimu still has a couple~
[19:39] <Ginkyo> Damn. I was thinking we could get this to be two hours over.
[19:39] <+Ekaterina> last life or last extra life?
[19:39] <Ginkyo> To annoy CP
[19:39] <Ginkyo> ...oh gods
[19:39] <@GMingPenguin> Bosses are by spellcards yo
[19:39] <Ginkyo> HE INSULTS THE GREAT ZUN
[19:39] <Ginkyo> 'S PROGRAMMING
[19:39] <Ginkyo> HERETIC
[19:39] <Haiiro-Honoo> bosses are last life, they don't have a life at 0
[19:40] <@GMingPenguin> This is a fan game yo
[19:40] <+Ekaterina> Its true though. You should watch some of CP and mine's PoFV games.
[19:40] <+Ekaterina> Which, btw, we need to do again.
[19:40] <@GMingPenguin> (I messed up defense calculations, FYI, hence the Hit)
[19:40] <+Ekaterina> http://www.twitch.tv/shiftyeyesshady/b/442860528
[19:41] <Haiiro-Honoo> Ah, I see
[19:42] <@GMingPenguin> Fast, Melee, Homing
[19:42] <@GMingPenguin> 7k7
[19:42] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for GMingPenguin (7k7) [17,6,3,3,3,2,1]:35
[19:42] <@GMingPenguin> 8k5
[19:42] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for GMingPenguin (8k5) [24,9,8,6,3,2,1,1]:50
[19:42] <@GMingPenguin> 7k6
[19:42] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for GMingPenguin (7k6) [13,6,4,3,2,2,1]:30
[19:43] <Haiiro-Honoo> 6ke5
[19:43] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for Haiiro-Honoo (6ke5) [9,9,8,5,4,3]:35
[19:43] <Haiiro-Honoo> 6ke5
[19:43] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for Haiiro-Honoo (6ke5) [12,9,8,7,4,3]:40
[19:43] <Ginkyo> Damn, Reimu's good in melee.
[19:43] <Haiiro-Honoo> Acceptable
[19:43] <@GMingPenguin> It's her weakest attack skill
[19:44] <Haiiro-Honoo> AND THE DODGE ROLLS
[19:44] <@GMingPenguin> 9ke7-10
[19:44] <@GMingPenguin> 9ke7-10
[19:44] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for GMingPenguin (9ke7 - 10) [9,8,8,8,5,5,4,4,2]:37
[19:44] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for GMingPenguin (9ke7 - 10) [9,8,5,4,3,3,3,2,2]:25
[19:44] <Haiiro-Honoo> oh ok
[19:44] <@GMingPenguin> rerollan
[19:44] <@GMingPenguin> 9ke7-10
[19:44] <Haiiro-Honoo> ONE SHOT
[19:44] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for GMingPenguin (9ke7 - 10) [12,7,6,5,5,4,4,2,2]:33
[19:44] <@GMingPenguin> cd rerollan
[19:44] <@GMingPenguin> 9ke7-10
[19:44] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for GMingPenguin (9ke7 - 10) [8,7,6,4,4,2,2,2,2]:23
[19:44] <Haiiro-Honoo> ONCE IN A LIFETIME
[19:44] <Haiiro-Honoo> YOU BETTER
[19:44] <Haiiro-Honoo> ect
[19:44] <Ginkyo> DON'T LOSE IT
[19:45] <Haiiro-Honoo> 6ke5
[19:45] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for Haiiro-Honoo (6ke5) [19,7,5,4,2,2]:37
[19:45] <Haiiro-Honoo> 10/10
[19:45] <Haiiro-Honoo> 6ke5
[19:45] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for Haiiro-Honoo (6ke5) [16,7,5,3,3,3]:34
[19:45] <Haiiro-Honoo> not getting much better, let's add CD to that
[19:45] <Haiiro-Honoo> 1k1
[19:45] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for Haiiro-Honoo (1k1) [4]:4
[19:45] <Haiiro-Honoo> 38
[19:45] <Haiiro-Honoo> 1k1
[19:45] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for Haiiro-Honoo (1k1) [2]:2
[19:45] <Haiiro-Honoo> ...40
[19:45] <Haiiro-Honoo> 1k1
[19:45] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for Haiiro-Honoo (1k1) [5]:5
[19:45] <Haiiro-Honoo> 45
[19:46] <Haiiro-Honoo> 1k1
[19:46] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for Haiiro-Honoo (1k1) [14]:14
[19:46] <Haiiro-Honoo> boom
[19:46] <Haiiro-Honoo> I CAN DO THAT IF I WANT
[19:46] <Haiiro-Honoo> 6ke5
[19:46] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for Haiiro-Honoo (6ke5) [18,9,7,6,4,3]:44
[19:46] <Haiiro-Honoo> NOT SO FAST
[19:47] <Haiiro-Honoo> And I still have like 3 CD left
[19:51] <@GMingPenguin> Huge Slow Storm
[19:51] <@GMingPenguin> 7k6
[19:51] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for GMingPenguin (7k6) [18,9,8,8,4,3,3]:50
[19:51] <@GMingPenguin> 8k6
[19:51] <@GMingPenguin> 7k7
[19:51] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for GMingPenguin (8k6) [17,13,8,8,7,6,4,1]:59
[19:51] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for GMingPenguin (7k7) [26,7,7,4,4,3,1]:52
[19:51] <Haiiro-Honoo> 5ke5
[19:51] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for Haiiro-Honoo (5ke5) [8,6,5,5,2]:26
[19:51] <Haiiro-Honoo> ...ah hell, one for the road
[19:51] <Haiiro-Honoo> 5ke5
[19:51] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for Haiiro-Honoo (5ke5) [9,9,6,3,2]:29
[19:51] <Haiiro-Honoo> 6ke5
[19:51] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for Haiiro-Honoo (6ke5) [8,8,7,6,4,3]:33
[19:51] <Haiiro-Honoo> TWO FOR THE SPELLCARD
[19:52] <@GMingPenguin> 9ke7-10
[19:52] <@GMingPenguin> 9ke7-10
[19:52] <@GMingPenguin> 9ke7-10
[19:52] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for GMingPenguin (9ke7 - 10) [19,9,9,8,8,6,6,3,2]:55
[19:52] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for GMingPenguin (9ke7 - 10) [18,11,9,9,6,5,5,4,3]:53
[19:52] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for GMingPenguin (9ke7 - 10) [14,8,6,5,4,4,4,4,3]:35
[19:53] <@GMingPenguin> Why'd I graze so much~
[19:53] <Haiiro-Honoo> RECKLESSNESS IS VIRTUE
[19:53] <Haiiro-Honoo> Especially towards the end!
[19:53] <Haiiro-Honoo> ...though
[19:53] <Haiiro-Honoo> one was a spell
[19:53] <Haiiro-Honoo> and one was a reroll of the spell
[19:53] <Haiiro-Honoo> and the last was an attack
[19:53] <@GMingPenguin> Oh
[19:53] <@GMingPenguin> Er
[19:53] <@GMingPenguin> 8k6
[19:53] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for GMingPenguin (8k6) [17,7,6,6,5,4,3,2]:45
[19:53] <Haiiro-Honoo> since I TOTALLY DODGED, YO
[19:54] <@GMingPenguin> You haven't rolled dodges for this round
[19:54] <Haiiro-Honoo> not this one, of course
[19:54] <Haiiro-Honoo> that's cause I'm fucked
[19:54] <Haiiro-Honoo> ...Storm.
[19:54] <Haiiro-Honoo> 6ke5
[19:54] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for Haiiro-Honoo (6ke5) [16,9,7,6,3,3]:41
[19:54] <Haiiro-Honoo> fucked: 1
[19:54] <Haiiro-Honoo> 6ke5
[19:54] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for Haiiro-Honoo (6ke5) [7,7,6,5,3,3]:28
[19:55] <Haiiro-Honoo> fucked: 2
[19:55] <Haiiro-Honoo> 6ke5
[19:55] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for Haiiro-Honoo (6ke5) [8,8,8,8,3,3]:35
[19:55] <Haiiro-Honoo> fucked 3, I'm out
[19:55] <@GMingPenguin> pew pew pew
[19:55] <+Ekaterina> 'ere we go
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[19:58] <Haiiro-Honoo> AM TYPING
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[19:59] <@GMingPenguin> I FIGURED
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[20:02] <@GMingPenguin> Mir
[20:02] <Haiiro-Honoo> Unusual, Laser, Curvy, Laser
[20:02] <Haiiro-Honoo> 5ke5
[20:02] <@GMingPenguin> It's now your job to program everyone's spellcards in danmakufu
[20:02] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for Haiiro-Honoo (5ke5) [11,8,6,2,2]:29
[20:02] <Haiiro-Honoo> 5ke4
[20:02] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for Haiiro-Honoo (5ke4) [18,9,6,2,2]:35
[20:02] <Haiiro-Honoo> 3ke2
[20:02] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for Haiiro-Honoo (3ke2) [7,6,5]:13
[20:03] <Haiiro-Honoo> 6ke5
[20:03] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for Haiiro-Honoo (6ke5) [7,6,5,5,3,3]:26
[20:03] <Haiiro-Honoo> well it could have been a worse showing
[20:03] <+Ekaterina> Has Mir ever used Danmakufu?
[20:03] <Haiiro-Honoo> ONE MORE FOR THE ROAD
[20:03] <Haiiro-Honoo> 6ke5
[20:03] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for Haiiro-Honoo (6ke5) [11,8,6,5,5,5]:35
[20:03] <Haiiro-Honoo> better, I suppose
[20:03] <Mir> Danmakufu is a THING?
[20:03] <Mir> I thought you guys were making it up.
[20:03] <@GMingPenguin> It is a thing.
[20:03] <Mir> oh god
[20:03] <@GMingPenguin> 9ke7
[20:03] <@GMingPenguin> 9ke7
[20:03] <@GMingPenguin> 9ke7
[20:03] <@GMingPenguin> 9ke7
[20:03] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for GMingPenguin (9ke7) [15,9,7,6,6,5,4,4,3]:52
[20:03] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for GMingPenguin (9ke7) [18,9,8,5,4,3,3,2,2]:50
[20:03] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for GMingPenguin (9ke7) [19,15,15,7,7,6,6,6,3]:75
[20:03] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for GMingPenguin (9ke7) [28,9,7,7,5,4,3,2,2]:63
[20:04] <Haiiro-Honoo> GET A LOAD OF THIS ASSHOLE
[20:04] <@GMingPenguin> Dang Reimu
[20:04] <@GMingPenguin> Stop explodin'
[20:04] <@GMingPenguin> And attack
[20:04] <@GMingPenguin> 9pke7
[20:04] <@GMingPenguin> 9ke7
[20:04] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for GMingPenguin (9ke7) [22,9,9,8,7,4,4,3,3]:63
[20:04] <Haiiro-Honoo> GG
[20:04] <Haiiro-Honoo> 6ke5
[20:04] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for Haiiro-Honoo (6ke5) [7,7,7,6,2,2]:29
[20:04] <Haiiro-Honoo> 6ke5
[20:04] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for Haiiro-Honoo (6ke5) [15,9,8,3,2,2]:37
[20:04] <Haiiro-Honoo> very GG
[20:04] <@GMingPenguin> ;_;
[20:04] <@GMingPenguin> And the great color mage has fallen
[20:04] <Haiiro-Honoo> YOU HAVE TO ADMIT
[20:04] <@GMingPenguin> ;_;
[20:05] <Haiiro-Honoo> SHE PUT UP A GOOD FIGHT
[20:05] <Haiiro-Honoo> And had enough balls to intentionally make her angry in the middle of the fight
[20:05] <@GMingPenguin> Aaaand the 7 didn't show up OF COURSE
[20:05] <+Ekaterina> Haiiro down?
[20:05] <Haiiro-Honoo> Haiiro's down like tango
[20:06] <Mir> Down to tango?
[20:06] <Haiiro-Honoo> She'd be down to tango if she weren't down like tango
[20:06] <Haiiro-Honoo> You might wanna wait till she recovers
[20:11] <+Ekaterina> toofat
[20:11] <+Ekaterina> I think she just called you fat
[20:11] <+Ekaterina> Insult to Injury that is
[20:13] <Mir> too fat
[20:18] <+Ekaterina> Raiding the Kitchen already. Haiiro already probably has to cater the post incident party too.
[20:18] <Mir> We going to call session then?
[20:20] <@GMingPenguin> That'll be it for this time
[20:20] <@GMingPenguin> Next time
[20:20] <@GMingPenguin> Tea ceremony?
[20:20] <@GMingPenguin> Pandamonium on Youkai Mountain?
[20:20] <+Ekaterina> After we fix the spell.
[20:20] <Mir> >Pandamonium
[20:20] <@GMingPenguin> Youths and Tengu?
[20:20] <Mir> Pandas were not in the plan.
[20:20] <Mir> Did you release pandas?
[20:21] <@GMingPenguin> mmmaybe
[20:21] <@GMingPenguin> Extra stage boss: Panda.
[20:21] <@GMingPenguin> Phantasm stage boss: Panda, after having been said "No" to.
[20:21] <Haiiro-Honoo> IT WAS PANDA ALL ALONG
[20:21] <@GMingPenguin> Anyways 2 cp to everyone
[20:21] <Haiiro-Honoo> THE TRUE BLACK AND WHITE FOE REVEALS ITSELF
[20:22] <+Ekaterina> Yay
[20:22] <Haiiro-Honoo> Going full on Disgaea Next Episode Preview mode
[20:22] <+Ekaterina> That gives me enough to buff my attack to its max level. :3
[20:23] <Mir> This gives me the ability to buff a slightly useless attack!
[20:23] <@GMingPenguin> Yay
[20:24] <Mir> I'm tired and going to bed. Thanks for the game everybody.
[20:24] <Mir> I hope you're ready for trouble next week.
[20:24] <+Ekaterina> That is, thats assuming I read what wondrous hat does correctly
[20:24] <@GMingPenguin> Next week: Errybody gets to act at once for the entire session maybe
[20:25] <Mir> lol
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[20:26] <+Ekaterina> 7k5
[20:26] * Saikorogami rolls the dice for Ekaterina (7k5) [12,7,7,7,5,4,1]:38
[20:26] <Hakari> do I get exp :D?
[20:27] <~Lonoxmont> next week: still no lonox (what else is new)
[20:27] <Haiiro-Honoo> Everyone got it and I was the only one that fought AN EPIC LONG BATTLE so you totally get it~
[20:27] <@GMingPenguin> <@GMingPenguin> Anyways 2 cp to everyone
[20:27] <Hakari> oh
[20:27] <Hakari> okay
[20:27] <@GMingPenguin> (Haiiro did get more)


--Double Bonus: Queries with CP--
[15:14:44] <GMingPenguin> How fine are you with getting creamed?
[15:14:56] <Haiiro-Honoo> Auuu.
[15:15:13] <Haiiro-Honoo> ...While getting creamed is perfectly alright, you know Haiiro's gonna resist it with every fiber of her being
[15:15:57] <GMingPenguin> Just
[15:15:58] <GMingPenguin> Ya'know
[15:16:16] <GMingPenguin> I don't feel right having Reimu be under 9k7 or so
[15:17:24] <Haiiro-Honoo> And that's OK
[15:17:56] <Haiiro-Honoo> NO NEED TO NERF THE BEAST TOO HARD
[15:19:07] <GMingPenguin> At least her bloodline of the youkai slayer doesn't work onyou!
[15:19:12] <Haiiro-Honoo> ~
[16:41:00] <Haiiro-Honoo> so you know
[16:41:02] <Haiiro-Honoo> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Fire_of_Meireki
[16:41:07] <Haiiro-Honoo> is pretty much her last card
[16:41:46] <Haiiro-Honoo> Do you think she'll manage to burn Ekaterina's dress with something like that, considering that 'Legend' section? :V
[20:21:39] <GMingPenguin> And 5 for you
[20:21:51] <Haiiro-Honoo> 5 more, or 5 instead
[20:21:57] <Haiiro-Honoo> GOTTA BE SURE
[20:22:02] <GMingPenguin> 5 instead
[20:22:05] <Haiiro-Honoo> Alright~