something insanely ridiculous (or rather intensely mundane, wishing
to qualify as the former (sup nice life)) going on irc idontknow
(let alone gr1d being himself (what a curse):)

18:51.59 <+gr1dpp4l> aravim/vap0r/dkey(not present?)
18:52.01 <+gr1dpp4l> :
18:52.07 <+shortyz> vxp is half sleep
[ ... ]
18:52.16 <+gr1d> 18:10 <@lkm> gr1d: i want one more thing... arab's, vap0r or dkeyz ips
18:52.16 <+gr1d> 18:13 <+gr1d> not gonna happen
18:52.17 <+gr1d> 18:13 <+gr1d> i'd never betray the pump

so after 20hrs of aoe2 w/ insect lol3izer knubbze (arabs lost (rude))
i blog him:
19:17.10 >>> Irssi: Starting query in EFnet with lkm
19:17.11 <aravim> 18:52.16 <+gr1d> 18:10 <@lkm> gr1d: i want one more thing... arab's, vap0r or dkeyz ips
19:17.14 <aravim> 213.39.200.240
19:17.18 <aravim> go cry
[ ... ]
19:17.58 >>> join/#trollnet (aravim!arab@chase.the.cat)
19:17.58 >>> Topic for #trollnet: muzt b sum kinda hakkar (tm) rip
19:17.58 >>> Topic set by lkm ultra@zaqwsx.hack.is (Fri Dec 12 16:17:14 2008)
19:17.59 < aravim> hi!
19:18.02 <@lkm> hi
19:18.07 <@lkm> arab, hows it going?
19:18.13 < aravim> did you notice: query
19:18.20 <@SuperMike> I did not?
19:18.22 < aravim> ask {billeh,synapze} for my `dox' on that note
19:18.26 < aravim> seeing as i blogged them mine
19:18.36 < aravim> beyond which i still do not comprehend the significance that the former concept manifests in the likes of you
19:18.37 < aravim> but
19:18.37 < aravim> lol
19:18.38 < aravim> SuperMike: urdum
19:18.43 <@SuperMike> Hi?
19:18.46 < aravim> nice question mark
19:18.47 <@lkm> yes i did
19:18.50 <@lkm> last time i checked you didn't live in .de
19:18.55 < aravim> last time you checked was quite correct
19:19.00 < aravim> qwat lies beyond that is inherent to the phrasing
19:19.00 <@SuperMike> Nope.
19:19.02 < aravim> nice punctuation
19:19.09 < aravim> mikeh you're like donny from `The Big Lebowski'
19:19.16 < aravim> ie. not know the least bit about: the context at hand
19:19.26 <@SuperMike> p54ADFEBF.dip.t-dialin.net
19:19.30 < aravim> that's knubbze prolly
19:19.33 < aravim> d/c either way
19:19.39 <@SuperMike> That's knubbze, indeed.
19:19.41 <@SuperMike> Nice play!@
19:19.42 < aravim> nice punctuation
19:19.46 <@SuperMike> Thanks.
19:19.46 < aravim> did you watch our AoE II game
19:19.50 < aravim> it was rather entertaining
19:19.55 >>> join/#trollnet (supermatt!shazam@zaqwsx.hack.is)
19:19.58 < aravim> hi: supermatt
19:20.01 >>> mode/#trollnet (+o supermatt) by lkm
19:20.01 <@supermatt> hi aravim
19:20.12 >>> Irssi: Pasting 5 lines to #trollnet. Press Ctrl-K if you wish to do this or Ctrl-C to cancel.
19:20.12 < aravim> 19:19.58 <@knubbze> 87.143.15.57
19:20.12 < aravim> 19:19.59 <@knubbze> thats my ip
19:20.12 < aravim> 19:20.03 <@knubbze> p578F0F39.dip.t-dialin.net.
19:20.12 < aravim> 19:20.05 <@knubbze> p54ADFEBF.dip.t-dialin.net
19:20.12 < aravim> 19:20.06 <@knubbze> fail ip is fail
19:20.13 <@lkm> aravim: could you tell me the reason you DDosed me?
19:20.15 < aravim> lkm: qwat
19:20.15 <@lkm> I really wanna know
19:20.19 < aravim> i can't recollect that event
19:20.21 < aravim> are you `lh'
19:20.22 < aravim> otherwise
19:20.23 <@lkm> no
19:20.25 <@lkm> his friend
19:20.25 < aravim> n e logs of DDoS
19:20.27 <@lkm> though
19:20.27 <@SuperMike> lh ?
19:20.30 <@lkm> yes many
19:20.32 < aravim> seeing as i honestly can't remember having packetted you
19:20.33 <@lkm> lh knows you really well
19:20.34 >>> join/#trollnet (\knubbze\!~knubbze@cassandra.0x60.org)
19:20.37 < aravim> he actually doesn't
19:20.37 < \knubbze\> hi SuperMike
19:20.38 < \knubbze\> qwats up
19:20.40 < aravim> though beyond that
19:20.41 <@SuperMike> hai2u.
19:20.42 < \knubbze\> you trollin w/ the hard hackers
19:20.43 < aravim> i doubt there was any reason
19:20.46 < aravim> beyond the one you invoke on me
19:20.47 <@lkm> aravim: you've tried to hit him many times without luck
19:20.50 < aravim> point being
19:20.52 < \knubbze\> o shit, ddos penis comparison
19:20.53 < \knubbze\> who cares
19:20.54 < aravim> quite
19:20.56 >>> mode/#trollnet (+m) by SuperMike
19:20.58 <@lkm> point being is that YOU did ddos me
19:20.59 >>> mode/#trollnet (+v aravim) by SuperMike
19:21.01 <+aravim> point being that
19:21.01 <@lkm> and cost me alot of money
19:21.03 <+aravim> i really care
19:21.05 <@SuperMike> Lack of communication skills has put you in moderated mode \knubbze\
19:21.06 <@lkm> which pisses me off
19:21.10 >>> \knubbze\ is now known as emodevoic
19:21.11 <+aravim> nice getting mad over IRC
19:21.12 <+aravim> that's up to you
19:21.12 >>> emodevoic is now known as cantchat
19:21.15 >>> cantchat is now known as \knubbze\
19:21.21 >>> mode/#trollnet (+v \knubbze\) by lkm
19:21.21 <+aravim> don't project your personal emotional conflicts on me
19:21.23 <+aravim> orf
19:21.33 <+\knubbze\> orf
19:21.36 <+aravim> nice TV channel
19:21.37 <+\knubbze\> �sterreichischer Rundfunk
19:21.48 <+aravim> i think there's a $50k USD budget laid out for us to be murdered as in including me and knubbze
19:21.51 <+aravim> maybe you should
19:21.54 <+aravim> consider contributing to said budget
19:22.02 <+aravim> to ease the purportedly DDoS-induced anger
19:22.02 <+\knubbze\> ^
19:22.06 <@lkm> well i got your DOX
19:22.08 <+\knubbze\> o shit
19:22.08 <@lkm> i might aswell give it away
19:22.08 <+aravim> well i pasted them
19:22.11 <+aravim> and i still don't care
19:22.13 <+\knubbze\> lkm: paste my dox too
19:22.17 <+\knubbze\> i <3 them
19:22.21 <+\knubbze\> you actually have the most funny version ive ever seen
19:22.24 <+aravim> your ridiculous infantile idiocy bears no relation on your `getting pissed' over random DDoS lorf
19:22.29 <+aravim> but this is obviously lost on you
19:22.31 <@SuperMike> gr1d's one did deliver me 110k usd already
19:22.31 <@lkm> random ddos pisses me off
19:22.33 <+aravim> you stated so
19:22.35 <+\knubbze\> (12:53:05) (@SuperMike) gr1d's one did deliver me 110k usd already
19:22.36 <@lkm> and when it costs me money it pisses me more off
19:22.37 <+\knubbze\> who gives a fuck about gr1d
19:22.42 <+\knubbze\> also, stop bloggin about money
19:22.45 <+aravim> and interestingly you are incapable of dealing with said set of emotions
19:22.46 <+\knubbze\> n e relation / circlejerkin w/ luke ?
19:22.50 <+aravim> thereby you pass them on
19:22.56 <+aravim> by `dox'ing (qwatever that is supposed to entail)
19:22.58 <+aravim> nice life
19:23.03 <+aravim> beneath that jfyi nobody likes gr1d
19:23.11 <+aravim> it's up to you to infer anything else from his idiocy
19:23.13 <@SuperMike> Where the fuck is my dox at.
19:23.14 <+aravim> `are'
19:23.16 <+\knubbze\> nobody gives a fuck.
19:23.18 <+\knubbze\> because nobody cares who you are
19:23.20 <+\knubbze\> or what you say
19:23.23 <+\knubbze\> you fail to realize that
19:23.23 <@SuperMike> s/cares/knows.
19:23.23 <+aravim> either way
19:23.26 <@SuperMike> Thanks for transforming.
19:23.27 <+aravim> SuperMike: nice lack of `/'
19:23.29 <+\knubbze\> thanks for emo transform
19:23.30 <+aravim> these are my current dox
19:23.32 <+aravim> for your reference:
19:23.38 <+aravim> Lucio Andr�s Illanes Albornoz
19:23.40 <+aravim> Kunaustrasse 9a
19:23.42 <+aravim> 22393 Hamburg
19:23.43 <+\knubbze\> brb irm (irc related murder)
19:23.47 <@SuperMike> FAKE
19:23.48 <+aravim> actually lorf might be `6a' i've moved in here recently
19:23.56 <+aravim> SuperMike: nice baseless assessment spelled out in capital letters
19:24.03 <+aravim> lkm: nice silence
19:24.05 <+\knubbze\> SuperMike: y not pasteur dox?
19:24.07 <+\knubbze\> * paste ur
19:24.07 <+\knubbze\> pasteur as well
19:24.08 <+\knubbze\> at your own peril.
19:24.12 <+aravim> why name my `dox' `FAKE' (sic) rather
19:24.23 >>> join/#trollnet (failure!alex@NLN.)
19:24.24 <@SuperMike> Because your german sucks big time.
19:24.26 >>> mode/#trollnet (+o failure) by SuperMike
19:24.28 <@failure> ?
19:24.29 <+aravim> inwiefern?
19:24.34 <+aravim> sprichst du ueberhaupt ein einziges wort deutsch?
19:24.34 <@failure> oh youre gonna ask for bx dox
19:24.37 <@SuperMike> Yes failure !
19:24.37 <+\knubbze\> lol
19:24.42 <+\knubbze\> wie se unterstellen da� du kein deutsch kannst
19:24.47 <@failure> SPEEKUH INGRISH GOOD, NO?


19:24.47 <+aravim> oder is das wie ueblich leigdlich 'ne vollkommen an den haaren herbeigezogene annahme?
19:24.48 <+\knubbze\> so lange kein HITLER und ADOLF und SCHEISSE in einem satz vor kommt
19:24.49 <@SuperMike> aravim: a ja, i speak german as well as english / dutch.
19:24.49 <+\knubbze\> isses kein deutsch :D
19:24.53 <@failure> know what i speak?
19:24.53 <@failure> AOL
19:24.54 <+aravim> SuperMike: kannste mir dann mal antworten?
19:24.55 <@failure> LIKE HOW CAN YOU TYPE FAG NUGGET CLIT-SAQ WARRIORS OF DOOM-FAGS WITHOUGH LAUGHING YOUR CLIT-SAQ OFF
19:24.56 <+\knubbze\> SuperMike: aber echt
19:24.57 <@SuperMike> jawohl.
19:24.59 <+\knubbze\> nice punctuation
19:25.00 <+aravim> SuperMike: ich warte?
19:25.02 <+\knubbze\> SuperMike: wieso antworste ihm nicht?
19:25.03 <@supermatt> how would one ask a german exchange student: "Can i donkey punch you tonight?"
19:25.04 <@SuperMike> bitte?
19:25.06 <+aravim> 19:24.47 <+aravim> oder is das wie ueblich leigdlich 'ne vollkommen an den haaren herbeigezogene annahme?
19:25.07 <+aravim> 19:24.24 <@SuperMike> Because your german sucks big time.
19:25.07 <@failure> alright so
19:25.08 <@supermatt> (serious q)
19:25.10 <@failure> whats with the jibber jabber
19:25.15 <@failure> and why am i here
19:25.16 <+aravim> bist du lernresistent, realitaetsfern oder beides?
19:25.17 <+aravim> lorf
19:25.17 <+\knubbze\> SuperMike is making a fool of himself
19:25.22 <+\knubbze\> trying to `troll' and `dox'
19:25.34 <+aravim> SuperMike: nice complete absence of argumentational base regarding your cunning assessment of my ability to pronounce and write German
19:25.38 <+\knubbze\> haha
19:25.40 <+\knubbze\>              ^------- owned
19:25.41 <@SuperMike> Ringel S stands for?
19:25.45 <+aravim> nice non sequitur
19:25.46 <+\knubbze\> deine mutter
19:25.50 <+aravim> you should pose that question to yourself
19:25.53 <@failure> supermike
19:25.53 <@failure> why
19:25.53 <@SuperMike> both wrong, next.
19:25.57 <+\knubbze\> loool.
19:26.01 <+aravim> seeing as no one else has to bear with the seclusion of your irrationally deluded mind
19:26.02 <+aravim> but you
19:26.06 <@failure> oh
19:26.11 <@failure> aravim : Sweet thing, as I have clearly demonstrated thus far, I am unquestionably the best man for you. There can be no deniability of this fact.
19:26.13 <@SuperMike> Ringel S stands for?
19:26.13 <@failure> aravim : I will then lavish kisses upon your body. Slow and passionate kisses that will seem to last forever and penetrate you deep within your skin. All the
                  while, I will whisper various things. "Girl, you are fine," I will say. "Woman, I want you to ride me."
19:26.14 <@failure> aravim : I will take you to the finest in entertainment and shows. Together, we will enjoy the ballet, the opera and Luther. I will dress in an expensive silk
                  suit and take you by the hand and lead you to our exclusive box seats at the concert. We will be surrounded by the majesty of the arts, including a theater that is
                  very old and has seats that are upholstered with luxurious red velvet. It will be exquisite.
19:26.40 <+\knubbze\> HI! ANY 1 HERE WAN 2 CHAT??I AM 13/F/BRASIL KEKEKEJUZ LOOKIN FOR SUM1 2 TALK 2.NO OLD GUYSDATS GROSS!!!GOT 2 SEND PIX 2 GET PIXNO PRIVATESTHATS GROSS TOO!PLZ
                    /MSG ME 4 CHATim actually a 52 year old balding port-a-let cleaner
19:26.40 <+\knubbze\> I shat on my keyboard today. So I was vaccuming my keyboard to remove the dried up man juice of my past expeditions into trannybooth.com. I was playing with
                    different settings on the cleaner, and noticed how it produced keystrokes when it was blowing. It made me wonder - was my own fart strong enough to type
                    something? Being the experimenting type, I went ahead and pulled down my pants, positioned my ass right above the keyboard and let out a thund
19:26.41 <+\knubbze\> I'm all about girls who have dicks coming out of their nipples with dicks also coming out of those dicks and shit coming out of those dicks
19:26.42 <+\knubbze\> You know what's keeping the black man black, in addition to that attitude, and that erstwhile PBS miniseries? It's affirmative action, fatty foods, cheap
                    alcohol, tasteless jewelry, and Kwanzaa. And of course, the worst culprit. Niggers.
19:26.42 <+\knubbze\> Hey girl, what kind of irc chatters r u into? I'm into pimply overbearing misfits, power-mad failures with an axe to grind, faceless idlers, 'Zany' wannabees,
                    creepy pedophiles, dickless unix freaks, shit-eating mac users, clueless windoze faggots, 'professional' web designers, legally blind php coders with herpes,
                    geriatric lechers on social security, gun nuts on federal disability, and ambitionless retards working the night shift.
19:26.43 <+\knubbze\> While jerking off with some sort of lubricant, mount something like the corner of the bathroom sink so that your balls are rubbing. This adds intense pleasure
                    to your nut sack. Also, try lubing up something like your toothbrush handle and stick it up your ass while jerking...it hits the G-spot nicely.
19:26.47 <@failure> pEeCe LuV uNiTy REsPeKT!
19:26.47 <+\knubbze\> When at last our orgasms had subsided, she suddenly leaned forward across me and hugged me tight, whispering in my ear, "I don't believe it! I can't believe I
                    just took a shit in your mouth and watched you swallow it. That has got to be the wildest, hottest thing I've ever done or seen. And I've got to say that I loved
                    doing it and watching it. I must have gone crazy at some point, but I did love it." She hugged me tighter, and I squeezed her back
19:26.47 <+\knubbze\> did you guys hear on the news? usually i don't watch the news, i just heard my friend's brother freaking out about it. it's on right now. North Korea shot a
                    three missiles at Japan, but MISSED!! XD what would happen if they didn't miss?? one of them was aimed for America, too. It's on Fox News right now. THey're
                    talking about shooting back at Korea. STUPID KOREA! dude, manhwa vs manga. XD awesome. what if they actually didn't miss?? what would happ
19:26.47 <@failure> rAVE aWN!
19:26.48 <@failure> I cAN't StoP rAVinG to the BeAtS in My HEaD?!@#
19:26.48 <@failure> hEy, ANyoNE HAve ANy STicKErS?! I NEeD Some BUttERfLy OneS!
19:26.48 <@failure> aCk! I gOt SOme GLiTtER in My EyE!?2 No paIn, no RaVe!
19:26.48 <@failure> SuM oNE WrITE "GHb" oNY MY hANd iN CaSE eYE DIE!@#
19:26.49 <+\knubbze\> Christ clearly came to destroy Judaism and had nothing but contempt for the Jews. He rejected their laws and customs, called them the spawn of Satan, and
                    basically condemned them to hell. How can anyone deny that the Jews were directly responsible for the death of Christ when Christ himself directly blames the
                    Jews prior to his death? There is no Judeo-Christian religion, tradition, or anything else. There is a war between God and the children of S
19:26.49 <@failure> uHM!?! hAPPY HaRDcORE oR n'SyNC? DeCIZioNZ, DeCIZioNZ...
19:26.49 <@failure> rAVeitty RaViTty RaVe raVe raVe?!@ i cAN't SToP RAVing!@
19:26.49 <@failure> I cAN't StoP rAVinG to the BeAtS in My HEaD?!@#
19:26.49 <@failure> rAVeitty RaViTty RaVe raVe raVe?!@ i cAN't SToP RAVing!@
19:26.49 <@failure> joHN vaN OAkeNFOlD iS soME CRaaaaZy SHyT! yO IMMa Go RaIl ME SoMe E!
19:26.50 <@failure> whEn arE thEy g0nna play somE happ-E-hardcorE!?@???????$  I wanna dancE to a rEmix of thE hEllo kitty song!@#$
19:26.50 <+\knubbze\> Flopping and flailing, tugging and yanking, rolling my micro-burrito between my thumb and forefinger, I desperately Google "Hairy Asian Pussy"... "Big Black
                    Tits"... "Shaved Mature Naked"... but am unable to focus on any single image long enough to construct a suitable fantasy. I click rapidly from one photo to the
                    next, accidentally smearing vitamin E oil on the keyboard and mouse, all through the night until morning's cruel rays mock my soft, gre
19:26.50 <@failure> pEeCe LuV uNiTy REsPeKT!
19:26.50 <@failure> gIVe tHAT GiRl SuM watER shEZ ON 7 piLLZ AnD A rEdBULL!#$%$%$
19:26.50 <@failure> dEE-jAY maRS AnD mISTUR-E, IM liKE sO tHEre$$%!#@#$ iF mY m0M wilL TAkE mE
19:26.50 <+\knubbze\> Thanks for noticing, for getting an on topic first post I was bitch slapped into karma oblivion. At least two people with mod points went back and knocked down
                    all my previous posts to -1 with trolls, off topics and redundants. I was banned form posting for twenty-four hours and I'm not allowed to meta-moderate
                    anymore:( There some mean people on /.
19:26.50 <@failure> I"LL tRAde U tWO cErts and a blOWPop foR A LiGhTsh0W K?!?@
19:26.51 <@failure> hEaD fER X! eYE'Ll GiVe YeW hEAd FoR sUm X!@
19:26.51 <@failure> aAaWwW NaPzTEr iS nO LoNGER WoRKinG? I nEED mY FrOLIc FiX!@#
19:26.51 <@failure> aNAbOlIk FrOLiK iS sO hOT!!!
19:26.52 <+\knubbze\> EFnet split my junk liberally. It strapped me into its splitting server and would not keep its offensive lag off of me. It was performing many red flag
                    timeouts. I told EFnet dalvenjah would not approve of its servers impersonating DALnet for free. It doesn't help that EFnet has been run by nazis for eight
                    years. Its hubs can barely stay up! What is EFnet going to say to comstud when he comes back from a Dianora blow job and asks what the fuck EFne
19:26.52 <@failure> YeW gAWT SuM KAY?
19:26.52 <@failure> pEeCe LuV uNiTy REsPeKT!
19:26.52 <+\knubbze\> One time I was performing anal sex on my best friends dog like I always did on the weekends, but this most recent time I must of thrusted too hard and I think
                    I damaged the internals of the labrador. It then got a horrible hernia and soon died after my friend was attempting to coax it back to life. It felt great.
19:26.52 <@failure> I"LL tRAde U tWO cErts and a blOWPop foR A LiGhTsh0W K?!?@
19:26.52 <@failure> DiD YeW GeT tHE laTESt HaPPy HaRdCORE COmP? ItZ DAH BiZZOmB!
19:26.52 <+\knubbze\> I've been using IRC for years now, I love it, it is one of the best chat programs on the internet
19:26.53 <@failure> RaVe or diE! RaVE or Die! RaVe or diE!
19:26.53 <@failure> hUGZ AnYOnE?
19:26.53 <@failure> tImE t0 g0 mAkE bRaCeLeTs
19:26.54 <@failure> pLuR! Man! PluR! It'z WherE it'z aT!
19:26.54 <@failure> dEE-jAY maRS AnD mISTUR-E, IM liKE sO tHEre$$%!#@#$ iF mY m0M wilL TAkE mE
19:26.54 <@failure> ECJK BOONE MAILED ME SAY NOOB KEWLIO
19:26.59 <@SuperMike> haha
19:27.01 <@lkm> so nice lyrics
19:27.03 <+\knubbze\> i have been with my boyfriend for 1o months. he told me on thursday he wanted a break. im stupidly crazily in love with him and our relationship hasnt exactly
                    been smooth. we have had a break before and he slept with someone else. i forgave him but now i dont know what to do. that was a long time ago and finished. i
                    spend every day with himn normally. im lost without him. should i give him his break or finish him. he has given me no reason just tha
19:27.05 <+\knubbze\> mkayy so my rents decided that they wernt going to pay for anything i need anymore. they say i need to get a job and pay for clothes, rent, and my phone bill
                    myself because im old enought to take responisibility fo
19:27.08 <+\knubbze\> myself or somethingg but they wont help me find one. im only 15 n most places wont take 15 yr olds. i know most of the fast food places will, but im tryin to
                    stay away from that. any suggestions?
19:27.15 <@supermatt> there are mexicans having a deep conversation in the hallway.
19:27.16 >>> mode/#trollnet (-v \knubbze\) by SuperMike
19:27.18 >>> \knubbze\ is now known as emodevoic
19:27.20 >>> emodevoic is now known as cantchat
19:27.20 >>> cantchat is now known as \knubbze\
19:27.26 >>> mode/#trollnet (+v \knubbze\) by SuperMike
19:27.26 <+aravim> emo-m
19:27.30 <@SuperMike> Behave.
19:27.31 <+aravim> Behave.
19:27.32 <+\knubbze\> nice punctuation
19:27.39 <+\knubbze\> does the . indicate that you are being serious?
19:27.44 <+\knubbze\> or does it merely indicate the end of your statement
19:27.50 <@supermatt> what if it indicates both?
19:27.51 <@SuperMike> Tomorrow morning there will be a big black guy at your door step.
19:27.52 <+\knubbze\> please, I am incoherent with curiousity as to what this . meant
19:27.57 <+aravim> SuperMike: was geht nun bzgl. der nach dir immens mangelnder qualitaet meines deutsches?
19:27.57 <+\knubbze\> SuperMike: same
19:28.08 <@SuperMike> At the Kanuastrasse 9A, Hamburg.
19:28.12 <@lkm> fuck germany
19:28.18 <+\knubbze\> SuperMike: can you send one to me as well?
19:28.21 <+aravim> SuperMike: oder kann ich das als projektion deinerseits aufgrund persoenlichem konfliktes, sich in deinen eigenen schwachstellen begruendend, deuten?
19:28.21 <+\knubbze\> however, not in the morning please
19:28.23 <+\knubbze\> i tend to sleep
19:28.24 <+\knubbze\> until 10am
19:28.29 <@SuperMike> aravim: your german is even worse than my English, so please shut the fuck up.
19:28.31 <+aravim> SuperMike: how so?
19:28.36 <+\knubbze\> SuperMike: fail troll is fail
19:28.40 <+aravim> SuperMike: would you please point out how my German is `even worse than my (sic) English'?
19:28.49 <+\knubbze\> SuperMike: du bist nicht einmal in der lage qualit�t oder richtigkeit der deutschen sprache einzusch�tzen
19:28.55 <+\knubbze\> und trozdem sitzt du hier, und laberst einen dreck
19:28.55 <+aravim> perlen vor die saeue
19:28.55 >>> kick/#trollnet (aravim) by SuperMike(blame the color.)
19:29.00 >>> join/#trollnet (aravim!arab@chase.the.cat)
19:29.00 <@SuperMike> dreck im sau.
LOL ------------------^

19:29.01 <+\knubbze\> emokick due to lack of arguments
19:29.01 <+\knubbze\> emokick due to lack of arguments
19:29.01 <+\knubbze\> emokick due to lack of arguments
19:29.01 <+\knubbze\> emokick due to lack of arguments
19:29.02 <+\knubbze\> emokick due to lack of arguments
19:29.02 <+\knubbze\> emokick due to lack of arguments
19:29.02 <+\knubbze\> emokick due to lack of arguments
19:29.03 <+\knubbze\> emokick due to lack of arguments
19:29.03 <+\knubbze\> emokick due to lack of arguments
19:29.04 <+\knubbze\> emokick due to lack of arguments
19:29.04 <+\knubbze\> emokick due to lack of arguments
19:29.05 <+\knubbze\> emokick due to lack of arguments
19:29.13 <+\knubbze\> SuperMike: nice internet raged release of emotions :(
19:29.19 <+\knubbze\> why dont you voice him?
19:29.20 <+\knubbze\> we were having a conversation
19:29.28 <+\knubbze\> SuperMike: <vxp> `dreck im sau' is 'ne grammatikalisch-vergewaltigende katastroph du genie
19:29.30 <@SuperMike> You disturbed with a flood. End of conversation.
19:29.33 <+\knubbze\> (ich stimme dieser aussage nat�rlich zu)
19:29.40 <+\knubbze\> SuperMike: nice punctuation. i still do not know how to interpret these
19:29.47 <@SuperMike> dreck im sau, machs klahr.
19:29.49 <+\knubbze\> nice klahr
AHAHAH -----------------------^^

19:29.53 <@SuperMike> *rh.
LORF -----------------^^^

19:29.56 <@failure> hey \knubbze\
19:29.58 <@failure> guess what
19:30.00 <+\knubbze\> mit dir deutsch zu sprechen ist perlen vor die s�ue (perle im sau) zu werfen
19:30.00 <@failure> \knubbze\ wears old navy capris!
19:30.01 <@failure> \knubbze\ wears old navy capris!
19:30.01 <@failure> \knubbze\ wears old navy capris!
19:30.01 <@failure> \knubbze\ wears old navy capris!
19:30.01 <@failure> \knubbze\ wears old navy capris!
19:30.01 <@failure> \knubbze\ wears old navy capris!
19:30.03 <+\knubbze\> failure: point?
19:30.08 <@SuperMike> *den
19:30.08 <@failure> Dear \knubbze\,
19:30.08 <@failure>     bow down.
19:30.08 <@failure> Sincerely,
19:30.08 <@failure> failure
19:30.09 <+\knubbze\> failure: point?
19:30.15 <@failure> CLC *
19:30.15 <@failure> CLC repruhzent niGGUHZ
19:30.15 <@failure> LC nz 0r bh ss
19:30.15 <@failure> CLC *
19:30.15 <@failure> YL//msg #trollnet CLC *
19:30.16 <@failure> CLC *
19:30.16 <+\knubbze\> GOD I AM SO RAGED RIGHT NOW
19:30.17 <@SuperMike> Your german sucks knoob.
mikeh is king troll

19:30.17 <+\knubbze\> SERIOUSLY
19:30.19 <@SuperMike> *Knoob.
19:30.20 <+\knubbze\> *Knoob.
19:30.23 <@SuperMike> Start packeting instead.
19:30.24  * failure tHiNKZ #trollnet DesERVeS uH jEEbUs-FiSH!?@(tm)! (oh gNO!@# PrAISe tHE lORd!?)
19:30.25 <@failure>       _______             YOu'vE
19:30.25 <@failure>   /--`       `--   /     beEN
19:30.25 <@failure> <` J E E B U S  `x`     tOUcHeD BY aN anGeL
19:30.25 <@failure>  `---,_______,--` `\   mOtheRFaWKur!?@
19:30.25 <@failure> #trollnet, taKe THAt BItZH!@#? hALlELUJah?!@3
19:30.28 <+\knubbze\> SuperMike: nice assumption that i would be packeting anybody
19:30.32 <@failure> i hear you're a packet kid
19:30.34 <@failure> you
19:30.35 <@failure> are a kid
19:30.36 <@failure> that packets
19:30.37 <@failure> like
19:30.38 <@failure> packeter
19:30.40 <+\knubbze\> packeteer
19:30.41 <@failure> no
19:30.42 <@failure> packeter
19:30.45 <@failure> like a fudgepacker
19:30.47 <@failure> with an extra et
19:30.50 <@failure> for extra-tame nobody
19:30.50 <+\knubbze\> i stopped reading at: failure
19:30.54 <+\knubbze\> seriously, if you do intend to troll me
19:30.55 <+\knubbze\> then you fucking succeeded
19:31.01 <+\knubbze\> because i never was bored more
19:31.02 <+\knubbze\> by one fkn person
19:31.04 <+\knubbze\> solo-bloggin shit
19:31.05 <+\knubbze\> that nobody gives a fuck about
19:31.05 <@failure> you're talking about me
19:31.06 <@failure> so
19:31.06 <@failure> what's that say
19:31.07 <@failure> owned.
19:31.07 <@failure> 0 \/\/ |\| 3 |)
19:31.09 <+\knubbze\> uh
19:31.10 <@failure> yougot
19:31.10 <+\knubbze\> point?
19:31.10 <@failure> totally
19:31.11 <@failure> fully
19:31.11 <@failure> tothema
19:31.11 <@failure> x
19:31.12 <@failure> completely
19:31.13 <@failure> alltheway
19:31.14 <@failure> 100%
19:31.15 <@failure> pure
19:31.15 <@failure> love
19:31.16 <+\knubbze\> you hit the enter key way too often
19:31.16 <@failure> youhave
19:31.16 <@failure> for me
19:31.19 <+\knubbze\> tl;dr
19:31.19 <@failure> spacing my words out for your foreign ass
19:31.20 <@failure> all
19:31.21 <@failure> spEEKUH
19:31.22 <@failure> INgRISH
19:31.23 <@failure> yO! johN diGWeED RUlEZ.. I'vE LikEd HIm Even BeFOre GrOOOOOOve!@
19:31.24 <@failure> iLL sUck Yo' DI... i mEAN.. gIMme a LIghTShoW plZ!@$
19:31.25 <@failure> caNdY caNDy CaNdy! RaVe RavE rAve!
19:31.26 <+\knubbze\> you do realize that you are only making a fool of yourself
19:31.29 <@failure> you do realize
19:31.29 <+\knubbze\> and do by no means even diss me subtly?
19:31.32 <@failure> you do realize
19:31.32 <@failure> you do realize
19:31.32 <@failure> you do realize
19:31.32 <@failure> you do realize
19:31.32 <@failure> you do realize
19:31.33 <@failure> you do realize
19:31.33 <@failure> that
19:31.33 <@failure>      a      f f f f f  r r r r r     o         b       x   x
19:31.33 <@failure>     a a     f          r        r  o   o       b        x x
19:31.33 <@failure>    a   a    f f f f    r r r r r  o     o      b         x
19:31.33 <@failure>   a a a a   f          r    r     o     o  ..  b b b    x x
19:31.33 <@failure>  a       a  f          r     r     o   o  .... b    b  x   x
19:31.33 <@failure> a         a f          r      r      o     ..  b b b  x     x
19:31.34 <@failure> . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
19:31.34 <@failure> . . . . . . . . . use it, cause shaft said so . . . . . . . .
19:31.34 <@failure> . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
19:31.37 <+\knubbze\> same
19:31.39 <@failure> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA <-- courtesy laugh!
19:31.40 <@failure> from me
19:31.40 <@failure> 2 u
19:31.41 <@failure> like
19:31.41 <@failure> omg
19:31.42 <@failure> WUNDABAH
19:31.44 <@failure> SLAM
19:31.45 <@failure> DUH DUH DUH
19:31.45 <@failure> DUH DUH DUH
19:31.46 <@failure> LET THE BOYS BE BOYS
19:31.46 <@lkm> failure: u got the best scripts EVER
19:31.47 <@failure> SLAMM
19:31.48 <@failure> lkm
19:31.48 <@failure> i know
19:31.50 <@failure> thxbro
19:31.51 <@lkm> np
19:31.52 <@lkm> :>
19:31.54 <@failure> oh wait
19:31.55 <+\knubbze\> uh
19:31.56 <@failure> I do not agree with your arguments only.  There is no personal attack
19:31.56 <@failure> here.  I can only imagine that you think along the same lines as
19:31.56 <@failure> ignorance.  I ask you to be flexible yet critical, not malevolent.  You do
19:31.56 <@failure> not agree with any appearance of justice.  But there is a
19:31.56 <@failure> well-constructed rational approach, and your argument would reject
19:32.03 <+\knubbze\> i would seriously love to continue reading your pointless babbling
19:32.05 <+\knubbze\> however i will go play aoe2 now
19:32.06 <@failure> but you cant keep up
19:32.06 <+\knubbze\> ttyl guyse
19:32.08 <@failure> you gotta go to your fake game world
19:32.09 <@failure> where you can fight people
19:32.10 <@failure> with fakeness
19:32.10 <@failure> faker
19:32.11 <@failure> HAHA
19:32.11 <@failure> FAKER
19:32.12 <@failure> FAKERFACE
19:32.13 <+\knubbze\> (01:11:38) (@failure) you gotta go to your fake game world
19:32.13 <+\knubbze\> (01:11:42) (@failure) where you can fight people
19:32.13 <+\knubbze\> (01:11:44) (@failure) with fakeness
19:32.13 <+\knubbze\> (01:11:45) (@failure) faker
19:32.13 <+\knubbze\> (01:11:45) (@failure) HAHA
19:32.13 <+\knubbze\> (01:11:46) (@failure) FAKER
19:32.13 <@SuperMike> FAKER
19:32.14 <+\knubbze\> says the one
19:32.15 <+\knubbze\> who chats on IRC
19:32.16 <+\knubbze\> owned.
19:32.18 <@failure> wait wait
19:32.19 <@failure> WAIT BRO
19:32.19 <@supermatt> do you use the broad swords?
19:32.20 <@failure> HANGON FRIEND
19:32.20 >>> kick/#trollnet (\knubbze\) by SuperMike(FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD)
19:32.21 <@failure> ha
19:32.21 <@failure> too bad
19:32.22 >>> join/#trollnet (\knubbze\!~knubbze@cassandra.0x60.org)
19:32.24 <@failure> OHNICE
19:32.26 <@failure> WELCOME BACK AOE2 GUY
19:32.28 <@failure> GO STAB SOME ZOMBIES
19:32.29 <@failure> OR SOMETHING
19:32.29 <@SuperMike> H won't alk to you this time.
19:32.30 <@lkm> wtf is AOE2?
19:32.30 <@SuperMike> *he
19:32.31 <@failure> COLLECT TRASURES
19:32.31 >>> mode/#trollnet (+v \knubbze\) by SuperMike
19:32.32 <@failure> TREASURECHESTING
[ ... goes downhill from there if that is possible considering the slippery slope
      down the abyss ofstopped caring at htis poitn fuk u