Thousand Son in Equestria, part 2 (AKA, Super short Edition)

>You come out of the warp teleport with a blast of displaced air, once again within the boundaries of what Twilight called the 'Everfree Forest'
>The sun has gone down
>You are still angry
>By all rights, you should have ended that mob of ponies right there
>You could have crushed them, burned them, send their souls screaming to the Warp
>But you couldn't, and you didn't
>You cannot hear Tzeentch's daemons anymore
>Their absence is peace. You have this....Celestia to thank for that peace
>Your thoughts are interrupted by the sound of hard objects striking the forest floor
>Hooves
>The damned equines must have followed you here.
>You scowl, and quickly weave the warp around you, obscuring you from sight.


>Twilight, Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash, the yellow pony with the daemon-eyes, the hat-toting pony, and one white one you've never seen before come into sight
>Twilight seems to be arguing with the hat-wearing one.
>"I'm telling you, Applejack, if you hadn't thrown a pie at him he might not have snapped!"
>"Twi, that thing chased Pinkie halfway around Ponyville, attacked Angel, and choked Spike. Chasin' it outta town was the best thing to do. Honestly, I don't see why the Princess wants us to find it again."
>Your attention drifts from their conversation. You see Rainbow talking to the yellow one and the pink one.
>"Fluttershy, you shoulda seen it! Twilight was fightin' it in some kinda fancy magical duel, and then WHAM! I come flying in and give 'im a quick double tap to the skull! Almost took his head clean off!"
>The yellow one gives off some weak sound that you think might be a cheer
>Pinkie.....
>Wait, where is Pinkie?
>"Hi again!"
>Shit.




>How in the Warp did she find you?
>She must be some kind of latent psyker, that's the only way this makes sense.
>You rethink that statement
>You're talking about an annoying pink talking pony who can apparently predict the future well enough to dodge telekinesis
>Nothing here makes sense
>Pinkie leans over and stage whispers to you
>"Why are you hiding over here, Anonymous?"
"Because I am trying to find some solitude, you insufferable xenos horse."
>She huffs at the word 'horse.'
>Must mean something offensive to pony-kind.
>Good.
>Your conversation attracts the attention of the others. Rainbow Dash flies above the both of you.
>"Hey guys! I found Pinkie and our resident crazy monster thing!"
>You glare up at Rainbow Dash before dispelling the apparently ineffectual glamour
>The white one gasps at the sight of you, Twilight steps forward
>"Anonymous, we, the Elements of Harmony, are here on behalf of Princess Celestia. She's requested on audience with you."



"No."
>You concentrate, and teleport away again, this time a bit deeper into the forest.
>You have better things to do then go and visit some alien horse-queen.
>Like finding out how in Tzeentch's name you got here.
>"Don't worry, I got him!"
>What
>You traveled at least half a mile away, there's no way any of them could-
>There is a rainbow blur, and another sense of impact as a blue hoof strikes your helmet.
>Okay
>Enough horsing around
>That's the third time this fucking xeno has kicked you in the head.
>You spot her, winging away and laughing to herself
>You extend your will, sending a telekinetic pulse that throws Rainbow into an out of control spin
>She goes hurling through the cloud layer, and you let out a short bark of amusement.
>There is a moment of blissful, pony-free silence, and then it starts to rain.



>You find this incredibly strange
>The clouds were light a moment ago, there shouldn't be-
>Suddenly lightning bolt, right to the visor
>You drop like a rock
>If you still had flesh, you are sure it would seared right now
>More lightning bolts, along with Dash's laughter
>You get to your feet and pull out your force sword.
>A roar and an exertion of will rips a chunk of rock out of the ground beneath you
>You ride it into the heavens, after the blue xeno
>You see her the second you break the cloud layer. She's stomping on clouds and laughing as they drop lightning bolts
>You stare at her as she slowly stops laughing and realizes you're not on the ground anymore.
"I spy, with my little eye, one blue xeno."
>She slowly turns around, staring at you in surprise
>You rush in with the force sword, swinging at her side
>She yelps in surprise, dodging the slash, before turning and diving through the clouds again
>You drop through the clouds, following her with your eyes and your will, sending telekinetic jabs as you force her out of the air.



>She lands, a little battered
>You follow, your rock ride falling to bits as you release it
>You glare at her, your sword still in hand. You try to bring up the anger that used to fill you at the sight of xenos, but all you can muster is annoyance and smug satisfaction at grounding her.
>You move to put the sword away
"Hmm. How about we just call this eve-"
>"Get away from her, you ruffian!"
>Suddenly gemstones to the face
>Your helmet must look like shit right now.
>The white one is running at you, along with the others. The white one and the orange one are glaring at you with hostility and fear.
>Another gemstone comes flying, you catch it with your will.
>Feel some resistance.
>The horn must denote some sort of natural psychic ability
>This one is much weaker than Twilight
"Calm yourself, horse, I was just getting the blue o-Rainbow back for hurling lightning at me."
>The white one looks speechless at being called a horse
>The orange one looks furious
>Rainbow lets out a cough then looks at me.
>"You really shouldn't have done that, Anonymous."
"Why? Her magic is weak, I have nothing to fe-"
>By the fires of Tzeentch, that SOUND!
>THE WHINING.
>DEAR GODS OF THE WARP, MAKE THE WHINING STOP.


>You are on your knees, hands pressed to your head
>If you still had phsyical ears, you would have torn them out long ago
>You are vaguely aware of the orange one kicking you in the chest over and over, but that is not even a sensation compared to the ENDLESS WHINING
>You know a Noise Marine who would worship this pony like a new Slaanesh if he met her.
>You spot Twilight Sparkle, talking in a low voice to Rainbow as the yellow one checks the winged pony over
"TWILIGHT."
>The boom of your voice makes the yellow one squeak, and the orange one miss her next chest-kick
>The white one goes on unchecked
>Twilight flinches, then turns and asks, "Yes?"
"I WILL DO LITERALLY ANYTHING YOU DESIRE. IF YOU MAKE THE WHITE PONY SHUT UP."
>The pony in question makes an offended face, before launching into an even higher octave of verbal abuse
>Twilight smirks
>"Anything, huh?"
"YES. ANYTHING. MAKE HER STOP."
>Twilight moves to the white one's side.
>"Then you'll come to Canterlot and meet the Princess?"
"YES."
>"Okay Rarity, ease up on him."
>Rarity lets out an annoyed 'harrumph.'
>"Well as long as this barbarian understands the mistake in calling a lady a...a...a HORSE, of all terms, I'll let it slide."
>Merciful Dark Gods, the sound's stopped
>You give praise to Tzeentch, even as the orange one gives you one last chest kick.


>The orange one rears back for another kick
>With the whining over, you can focus
>You reach out and grab her leg, lifting her into the air as you rise to your feet.
>"Lemme go, ya blue crab-skinned varmit!"
>That's a new one.
"You, orange ho-PONY. What the Warp is your problem?"
>"You blew up mah apple stand when you was chasin' Pinkie Pie!"
>Must have been a missed doom bolt. The pony should be thankful that it's still breathing.
>You suddenly realize that you have not eaten an apple in over ten thousand years.
>You're not even sure if you can.
>You never thought about that before
>While you think about it, orange pony has been punching you in your ceramite-armored chest with her hooves.
"You know that's not really hurting me, right?"
>She glares at you defiantly
>"Put me down."
>You shrug
"Fine."
>You let go, and the pony drops.
>Considering your height relative to hers, it's a fairly long drop.
>Rainbow lets out another laugh as the orange pony gets to her feet with a wobble
>Twilight rolls her eyes.
>"Anonymous, stop messing around with Applejack. We need to get back to Ponyville."
>Applejack. Really. These ponies must have had hateful parents.



>You and the ponies head back to Ponyville.
>The yellow one stays far behind the group, while Pinkie Pie bounces along next to you.
>Half of your brain is already asleep. You do not have the patience to analyze everything that has happened to you in the last 15 hours at once.
>Still, curiosity gets the better of you
"Pinkie."
>"Yeah, anonymous?"
"Why is the yellow pony terrified of me, if she is capable of mind control?"
>"Oh, that's Fluttershy! She's scared of everything! But don't worry, she'll warm up once we get your party going!"
>She's still going on about the warp-damned party
>This pony's mind is more one-tracked than a World Eater's.
>You heard shouting from the front of the group
>"Uh uh. No way no how is that walkin' tank stayin' on mah farm!"
>"Applejack, you're the only one with enough space to hide him! We don't want him showing up again until Celestia's cleared him."
>"Or until he's banished to tha moon!"
>"....Or that, yes."
>These xenos punished their criminals by hurling them into space?
>Not quite as effective as interring a troublemaker in a dreadnaught, but he approved of the method nonetheless.



>The others bid each other goodnight as they near Ponyville, going in different directions. Of them all, only Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash wish you a sincere goodnight. Twilight's is curt, but she at least gives you one. Rarity studiously ignores you, and the yellow one squeaked and flew away the second you looked at her.
>As you make your way back into Ponyville, Applejack trots over and lightly kicks you in the leg.
>"Come on, Anonymous. You're stayin' on the farm tonight."
"A farm? I remember farms. Do you grow potatoes? Corn? Grain?"
>She looks at you like you just asked her if she had sex with her relatives
>"We grow apples, ya big dumb galoot! Now come on! Farm's this way."
>She moves off, grumbling about corn and space aliens
>You follow her, grateful for the shelter her large barn provides
>You take a seat near a bale of hay
>"Well, ah guess this is g'night then. If ya need anything..well..."
"I will be fine here, Applejack."
>She snorts and walks back to her home, while you sit and start thinking over everything you learned today.