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Hunter Anon

May 3rd, 2013
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  1. >The Huntsman
  2. >Animal hunting
  3. >Animal-overprotective Fluttershy
  4.  
  5. >Day When was the Last Fucking Time You Counted The Day Number in Equestria
  6. >You are Anon
  7. >And you are on the hunt.
  8. >You can't take it anymore. Your body is rejecting all the this greenery it's taken in.
  9. >You need MEAT, dammit!
  10. >With your trusty Huntsman, you've stalked the borders of Everfree for three days.
  11. >What you saw didn't look very inviting, what with the snakes and crazy blue flowers.
  12. >Now that you've penetrated deeper into the bush, however, you've located a wonderful catch.
  13. >A pig, seemingly mute, waits in the center of a clearing, its plump haunches awaiting the killing shot.
  14. >You start to drool at the thought of all that bacon....
  15. >WH-oh right.
  16. >Pig. Kill the pig, get home, get bacon.
  17. >You ready an arrow across the Huntsman's string and pull it taut, narrowing in on the kill.
  18. >"....aaa...."
  19. >Huh?
  20. >"...Aaaaaaa..."
  21. >Are you hearin' shit?
  22. >"...AaaaAAAAAAAA!"
  23. >WHAM
  24. >FLuttershit crashes into you, knocking away the Huntsman and winding you but good.
  25. >The pig runs off squealing.
  26. "What the fuck, Fluttershy!?"
  27. >"I won't let you hurt Mr. Porkums!"
  28. >wat
  29. >You don't have time for this shit. You NEED that meat.
  30. >"If you know what's good for you, Anon, you'll leave him alone!"
  31. >You bark out a soulless laugh and stalk off into the forest.
  32. >Something smacks into you from behind.
  33. >Everything goes black.
  34. >...
  35. >You open your eyes to an unfamiliar darkness.
  36. >Your head feels as though it's encased in something.
  37. >Something foul.
  38. >As you explore what covers your face with your hand, you feel a bump near your chin.
  39. >As you try to get a feel for what it is, you feel the head cover tighten.
  40. >"A-aaahhhh~"
  41. >Oh FUCK.
  42. >"Do you feel bad now, Anon!?"
  43. >OHGOD OHGOD OHGOD YOU'RE ABOUT TO BE SICK.
  44. >wait...
  45. >SHIT YOU CAN'T EVEN BREATHE
  46. >Fluttershy has encased your head with her marehood.
  47. >What a horrible night to have a curse.
  48. >You can feel your consciousness fading, never to reawaken.
  49. >"Don't. FUCK. With my. Animals."
  50. >You begin to regret this hunting trip. All it's brought you is misfortune. And death.
  51. >As you pass into the great rapey beyond, your last conscious thoughts are
  52. >Fucking Fluttershy
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