warp ballot

Username: vayyiqra

Album: The Richard D. James Album: :aphexevil: this is indeed an album by richard d. james. it is not my favourite album by him but i enjoy it anyway

4: 10 i love the postal service

Cornish Acid: 8 did you know aphex twin lives in cornwall, UK and many aphex twin song titles come from the cornish language, which is a celtic tongue related closely to welsh. it went extinct in the 18th century from the encroachment of english, but has since been revived. other titles are gibberish however. sorry to the cornish people but sometimes i cannot tell which is which

Peek 82454201: 8 isnt that the song about jenny

Fingerbib: 8 charlie bib my finger : (

Carn Marth: 10 was this his theme in smash bros. ah yes the part that sounds like my dad's dialup modem from the early 2000s love that part

To Cure a Weakling Child: 8 something victorian child = sickly. idm album vs. coughing baby

Goon Gumpas: 8 game grumps idk. "goon" not touching that. goombas. help me out here

Yellow Calx: 11 Calx is a substance formed from an ore or mineral that has been heated. Calx, especially of a metal, is now understood to be an oxide.

Girl/Boy Song: 8 know what irks me. this internet fad for labelling everything "girl [whatever]" "boy [whatever]" you know memes like "girl dinner" "boys think about the roman empire" "girls cry at the end of titanic do boys even have feelings" which often veers into outright sexism like "girl math [implying they are inherently bad at it]". this whole genre of memes is cursed and not funny and is just r/pointlesslygendered but played off as humour. abolish it

Logan Rock Witch: 8 discuss: is aphex twin a quirked-up white boy [answer: yes]

Milk Man: 0 beyond stupid sorry to this man. absolutely no milkers jokes too many dudes on the internet are very weird about this topic

Inkey$: 8 would be cool as background music for a cyberpunk anime

Beetles: 5 unserious how does one even rate this

Album: Tri Repetae: irrationally annoyed how the title of this album is fake latin that looks like it means "three repetitions". but it does not because those are not real words. as for how to say it in grammatically correct latin: idfk i dislike latin and everything to do with the roman empire! good album tho love these glitchy bois a key "just two guys" electronic act

Dael: 10 true industrial music

Clipper: 10 thanks autechre for reminding me i need a haircut

Leterel: 8 like that album by tool thats got the math stuff in it good album ngl

Rotar: 8 is that the thing athletes are always tearing

Stud: 6 this really goes nowhere for 10 whole minutes huh

Eutow: 10 thought this said "futow" because of the underlining lol

C/Pach: 10 switched on c/pach

Gnit: 6 how an australian in a hurry says good night [update: kind of a filler cut that is pleasant but goes nowhere]

Overand: 10 mysterious cut ... ineffable ... like a wall hiding a secret passage, covered in arcane symbols ... idk what i'm talking about but i did a radio show on these lads a few weeks ago and used this track as background music while i was talking for a lot of it. it simply felt right. three hours of autechre about 75% of which was music the rest was a lonely canadian man mumbling into a microphone late at night alone in the station. (about autechre)

Rsdio: 8 the glitchy robot shit that plants crave

Album: Music Has the Right to Children: i support the right to children i think it's pretty fundamental and was strongly against the PRC's one-child policy. oh yes the album it's good too not quite as amazing as i was led to believe but i like it. better than geogaddi tbh. one of the key "just two guys" electronic acts and i like they are brothers i have a twin brother we've played music together before

Wildlife Analysis: 10 this is insane but the biology/psychology lab building at my university had a whole block of the building for genomic analysis of wild lynx and whatever canadian environmental scientists do and i had my labs in other parts of the building and never went in that part so i often wondering what it looked like. this song made me think of that idk

An Eagle in Your Mind: 8 this is real triphop this is what dj shadow aimed for but never quite perfected [note: i don't really believe this i am just saying shit]

The Color of the Fire: 6 sounds like mr. burns in the forest after being injected with a bunch of medications that make him loopy and he's glowing green from radiation and everyone thinks he's an alien. so i guess the color of the fire is green

Telephasic Workshop: 10 telephasic isn't a real word but going by the greek roots it would mean "speaking from far away" i am so wise. i will never forget that phasic or rather φᾰ́σῐς means speech because in one neuropsychology class i had to memorize like six different kinds of aphasia and their symptoms and what brain areas were damaged and then describe them all on the exam as the "final boss" kind of long answer question. nightmare tbh i aced that exam and that class overall but that question took forever and left me in a cold sweat

Triangles & Rhombuses: 6 did another else love geometry as a kid in math class and fw it much more than other branches of math or was i just a weird kid (well i was but) so anyway, unlike a triangle, this track is pointless

Sixtyten: 8 madeup number like bilbo baggins talking about his one hundred and elevenieth birthday wait does he. he says eleventh but in kind of a slurred way because he's drunk. now idk what to believe life is in shambles

Turquoise Hexagon Sun: 8 its like that old grunge song says "turquoise hexagon sun won't you come"

Kaini Industries: 8 bogo come on now it's not that bad

Bocuma: 8 opening ditty makes me think of david bowie - the secret life of arabia which in turn makes me think of arooj aftab - suroor. both rly good ending tracks on their respective albums

Roygbiv: 10 glass candy - digital versicolor for NERDS [update: forgot this isn't the track that says "orange" it doesn't have any colours at all in the lyrics it just says "lake" repeatedly in hindsight what the hell]

Rue the Wheel: 8 roue is french for wheel COINCIDENCE????

Aquarius: 10 orange

Olson: 6 vibe but Why

Pete Standing Alone: 8 o no someone check on him is he ok does he need some company

Smokes Quantity: 8 one of my friends i haven't seen in a few years had a show on college radio once called the title of this song. one time i made a joke about the title and he didn't get it. i wanted to die of cringe and after a few minutes i got up awkwardly and left without saying anything. i have a lot of awful memories like this that i dwell on too much. i don't think he cared at all but still haunts me. also he is an electronic musician and i didn't even know it was a reference to a boards of canada song before doing this rate. end me

Open the Light: 8 did you know it's a common thing in many languages in many countries to say open/close the light whereas english says turn on/off a light

One Very Important Thought: 8 heck yea this will be GREAT for robert mueller and the rule of law!!! im so thankful :imthankful:

Album: Hard Normal Daddy: absolutely no jokes about the title. pretty alright album kind of repetitive with all the frenetic breakbeats and not sure it needs to be over an hour but sure the jazz fusion influences were neat

Coopers World: 8 spy movie type shit

Beep Street: 8 i love uhh venetian snares idk

Rustic Raver: 8 ive never been to a legit rave has anyone here

Anirog D9: 6 now this was pointless

Chin Happy: 8 sounds like a malfunctioning robot on speed. awesome

Papalon: 8 i'm just vibing at this point i luv electric piano and such

E8 Boogie: 6 this is kind of just wanking by this point but i'm not against it kind of bitches brew on vyvanse

Fat Controller: 8 The Fat Controller Laughed, "You Are Wrong"

Vic Acid: 6 this is a cool sound with the frenetic beats and popcorn snare and crashing cymbals but it's getting kind of old by this point

Male Pill Part 13: 8 not him being redpilled and whatevermaxed

Rat/P's + Q's: 4 more like rat/her tedious

Rebus: 8 like that thing with the hieroglyphics

BONUS TRACKS

B12 - Telefon 529: 8 b-52s sounding different

The Black Dog - End of Time: 6 led zeppelin sounding different

Broadcast - Echo's Answer: 10 天気予報 [Weather Forecast] sounding different

Drexciya - Black Sea: 10 you don't hear about the black sea a lot eh. you don't hear much about the crimean tatars or the pontic greeks. you may have heard about caviar from around there i guess. maybe if you're from idk armenian it's different tho

F.U.S.E. - Substance Abuse: 8 gonna 0 the concept of the song title but this is a good ditty it's uh electric body music

Richard H. Kirk - World War Three: 8 odd coincidence reading about world war ii in croatia while listening to this [note: do not read about this topic unless you want nightmares]

Kenny Larkin - Tedra: 8 i got nothing

LFO - We Are Back: 10 we are so fucking back

Max Tundra - Children at Play: 4 it is 01:45 in the morning i'm two beers deep man i want this rate to end i want this song to end

Nightmares on Wax - Mega Donutz: 10 this is so wanecore

Plone - Plock: 8 daft punk sounding different

Seefeel - Fracture: 6 king crimson sounding different

Speedy J - Beam Me Up!: 8 william shatner sounding different

Tricky Disco - Tricky Disco: 8 gimmick song (complimentary)

Two Lone Swordsmen - The Big Clapper: 6 love the modem sounds keep 'em coming