angel help you with a break up

/hhg/ Helluva Hotel general #743
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>Ugh... Whose callin-
>Anon?
>Anon, what are ya doin' all me so lat-
>Wha?
>Whaddya mean she dump ya?
>Calm down! Slow down and quick cryin'! Fkin' Hell, now I'm awake...
>Okie, okie now fell me what happened?
>Alright, I'm up - I'm up, you were working late with Vaggie helping clean up after that bozo who trashed his room at the Hotel?
>And then what? Caught up in traffic during to explosions? Must have been Cheeri, I'll text her later...
>And... Wait, you're telling me that btch was in bed with that same prck who wrecked the room-!?
>Fk... Anon... I'm... Sorry to hear.
>Anon, listen - LISTEN, I know it hurts and she betrayed you so badly, but you have to calm down
>Is she gone? She left with that asshle?
>SHE STOLE YOUR PS2-!?
>That btch! Fk-!
>Alright... Just, fk! That ungrateful ct!
>Just... Just let me get my clothes on, I'll be right over
>...Yeah, Yeah... I'll bring the ice cream and whiskey, yes... Even the romcom collection.
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>Alright, Alright, I'm here
>Uhhh... Sht, she wrecked the place before she left huh?
>Don't worry, we'll clean up in the morning
>Here, go ahead and take some scoops of ice cream and I'll put the movie, it's an Adam Sandle flick, I know you like him
>Ooooookie, scoot over and lemme sit down
>I'm here now, Anon, don't worry
>Let's forget the world exists for tonight and just pig out
>And we'll get Vags and Cherri to hunt down that dyke and get your PS2, no worries
>You were almost done with Ratchet & Clank right? If she erases your save data I swear I'll beat that btch black and blue
>But enough of that for now, let's just watch some comedy gold and eat some Ice cream
>You want a hug, Anon?
>You do? ...Fine, come here buddy, I'm here for you
>I'll always be here, Anon, just call me and I'll be here
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>Ya feel better? Kinda? Well, here... Lemme whip off your face, its all sticky from ice cream and tears
>There we go, all cleaned up
>Come on, let's get you to be-
>Uhh... Sht, no, she likely did it the-
>Listen... let's... just sleep here.
>Lie down, I'll lie back and let you sleep on me
>I'll hold you and make sure you don't fall off
>Anon, it's fine doll, I swear
>I know you can't be alone right now, just... Come here
>There we go, now lie down with me
>See...? Much better now, just take a deep breath and relax. You can cuddle up againts my fluff if you want, its soft and I took a shower ealier today so it should smell nice
>Heh, Glad ya like it so much
>Just keep your head there and go to sleep
>There there, I'll let be here when you wake up, no worries
>We'll clean this up together and sort out when you wake up, just sleep for now and forget about that lyin' bch for tonight
>...Anon? Before you go to sleep...
>I'm... I'm sorry, ya genuinely deserved better than that skank. I... wish you could find someone who wants to make you happy and be by your side whenever you need them...
>Uh- Hold up, why are ya lookin' at m-
>...W-What...?
>You... You think that's me? Ya think I'm worth yer time? But I'm just some dr-
>You really mean that, Anon...? You really do...?
>I... Anon...! ...I-I'm not sure... You're one if my closet friends! And you know my track record when it comes to relationships! You know what I do for a living!
>...You still want me? Despite me being some method spider hoker?
>I don't know what to say, Anon...
>I'm... willing to try this, just for you...
>But... Promise me something, from the bottome of your heart, don't you dare lie to me...
>You promise you'll be here when I wake up...?
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More pls.
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No, I've reached a point I'm happy with but I fully promote continuing with your own posts.