Dry Bowser Gets Boned

Dry Bowser was driving around the rainy streets of Neo Bowser City on his Bone Rattler bike as he slipped on a banana peel, causing him to tumble off his bike and break apart into several bones.
Dry Bowser: Damn it, not again.
Dry Bowser tried putting himself together as he glanced around him, to see some of the folks looking at him and laughing.
Chargin' Chuck: Oh look, that bone guy just fell off his bike!
Pom Pom: Let's all point and laugh at him!
They then proceeded to laugh as Dry Bowser glared at them, chucking several of his bones at them as he accidentally broke apart, causing the fleeing victims to laugh as they tried to avoid the rain.
Dry Bowser: I really need to learn to just avoid using my bones.
King Bob-omb: That might help.
Dry Bowser: What are you two doing?
Goomboss: Oh, we're just sitting. Here in our police car.
Dry Bowser sighed as he attempted to put himself back together, only for a tidal wave to come splashing down the street, taking him and the police car holding the two big bosses as the streets of Neo Bowser City were flooded.