Drinksgiving (2016) EN

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So what the hell happened to you?

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I got humdingered by the fucking kids outside.

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Nice, wish I could've seen that.

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Oh.

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Hey do you want a drink?

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A water would be nice, yeah.

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- There you go.
- Thanks.

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Hey do you want to come back to work?

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We're short staffed.

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It's actually not a really bad idea.

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Could make good money again, have some fun.

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Yeah, I don't have anything better to do.

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That job I was gonna take, remember?

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That fell through like every other fucking job

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that I was gonna take.

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And I can't even get pissed about it

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because it's not like someone beat me to the job

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they're just not fucking hiring people anymore

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so now the money the money that my parents loaned me

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for the house I can't pay back

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and I have to break the news to them tomorrow

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which means of course my mom's gonna be like,

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"well you're gonna have to take the job with your dad

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'cause you're obviously incapable

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of getting a grownup job by yourself."

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So yeah.

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Actually working here sounds good.

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Actually I meant tonight.

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I want to get the fuck out of here.

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Oh. Hell no bitch.

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Thanks, thanks a lot.

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I can't I actually have a party going on

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at my place right now.

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Oh, so that's where our usual suspects are.

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Yeah, drinking at my place

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and getting on my fucking nerves.

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Hey I'm running late mom, I can't talk long.

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Well I just wanted to see

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if I could count on your help with dinner tomorrow.

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Your dad has to go get grandma so he won't be much use

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and you know grandma won't me much use.

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I will be up late, but I will be there.

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You know I could really use your help tonight.

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We've been over this, you've known about this for a while.

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It's the biggest party night of the year.

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Aren't your friends in town to see their family?

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I don't know why you have to throw a party

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the night before Thanksgiving.

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No because everyone's coming back into town.

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You know and who knows how long

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we'll be able to do this years from now.

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Yeah everybody's getting older,

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they're all gonna start having their own families.

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One would hope.

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And Kelsey's coming back into town

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and I haven't seen her in forever.

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I know, I know, the sister you never had.

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You know this is kind of a house warming party for me too.

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You know hardly anybody's seen the house.

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Okay, okay-

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yeah, well this is the only night I get to hang out

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with my friends from out of town.

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I mean who knows it might be our last Drinksgiving like ever.

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That name sounds terrible.

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I didn't invent it, that's just what they call it.

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You should just be happy

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I'm not driving around going to bars,

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I'm having an adult party for grownups.

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And you took Mr. Whiskers

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- somewhere safe I assume?
- Oi course.

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Promise me you're not gonna show up

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hung-over again for dinner smelling like a brewery.

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No but I know someone who will.

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Oh, hey mom can I call you back, Jake's calling.

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Okay, love you, bye.

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You have money right?

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Mm-hm.

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You don't think people are expecting anything other

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than like beer and wine right?

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Mixers, random snacks, no, no.

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I don't think anyone's expecting a big spread.

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Not like we're having tomorrow.

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You're still coming over right?

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Yeah, of course.

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Good, 'cause I just really need you to be the buffer

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between me and the family this year.

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Lam well aware.

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Sarah.

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Yes.

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And while you say you want me as a buffer

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after coming out.
I'm willing to bet

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this will be another lame attempt

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at setting me up with Griff.

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Am I right?

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No that's actually gonna happen tonight.

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Yeah I invited some other people too.

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Uh huh.

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Clean up, clean up.

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What about you, you're single.

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I don't see anybody trying to set you up

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with every man you meet

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or trying to get
you to settle down.

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Are you kidding me?

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If there's a doddering old antique store owner

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someone's gonna try to set me up with them.

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"Wait have you met my uncle?

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"Oh, my god you have to meet my uncle,

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he's so sweet, he so sweet."

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Plus I hope to not be single for long.

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Really?

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Got your eye on somebody?

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It's not Kyle is it?

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What?

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I just, I think you can do better.

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Ow.

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Stop it, no.

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No Magnum size horseplay.

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I hope nobody comes over with a hot plate

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and is like "can you put this in the oven for me

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and keep an eye on it?

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You know just a little bit more work for you."

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"Oh, my god this stuffing needs to be put in

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exactly 10 minutes before you put the Turkey in,

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exactly 10 minutes.

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And do you have a serving spoon?

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Thank you."

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This is a serving spoon I will never see again,

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bring your own spoon bitch.

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That should've gone on the invite.

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So what do we know about Kelsey's new man?

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That he exists and that he'll be here.

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I don't know, to be totally honest

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I don't really care about this dude,

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I'm just really excited to see Kelsey.

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You have to at least act like you're interested in him.

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Be a supportive friend like how I am.

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You're right, you're right, I have to do better.

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Look at you, hosting your first party in your new house.

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Your mom must be proud.

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That stone cold fox Jacklyn.

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Ew and doubtful.

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She doesn't really consider them buying me a house

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to make me a grownup so.

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Just take the job with your dad.

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What, I wish your dad would offer me a job.

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I should've kept going out with you.

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- Ew.
- Oh, yeah.

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Well I might have to if I can't find a job after grad school.

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What do you mean, I thought you got that job?

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Oh.

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F those guys, seriously.

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Take the job with your dad.

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All the more reason to make your mama happy.

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You know she's still angling for me to help her tonight.

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What, oh, my god what,

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you didn't go over there tonight?

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You're such a terrible daughter.

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I know.

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I can actually picture over there

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like in a cashmere sweater clutching her pearls crying

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and basting a Turkey with her tears.

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Do not let that woman fool you

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she has it all under control.

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She doesn't need my help.

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I need your help and we did it together.

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Yay!

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Teamwork makes the dream work.

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- No.
- Yes.

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- No.
- Yes it's awesome.

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That's terrible.

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Oh, my god!

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I gotta go potty, I gotta go potty.

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I thought you didn't have any money?

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Hello?

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Hello?

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Oh, my god.

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What's up?

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Some asshole keeps pranking me.

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Pranking you, people still do that?

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Yeah some idiot is calling me like a couple times a week

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and he just hangs up.

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Okay Sarah, you have a cellphone,

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you can check the caller ID.

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It keeps coming up as unknown.

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Because I'm never gonna get an unknown number again

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I'm never gonna get a job offer.

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Okay, don't stress out quite yet.

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Come on, come on.

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Wait, wait.

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Egads it's time to get dressed, okay, come on.

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Will you turn on my curling iron?

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I get it first.

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Hey can you get that?

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Jake?

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Jake?

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- Hey.
- Hi.

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- Come in.
- Thank you.

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The party starts at seven right?

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Yeah, you're really punctual.

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Can I get you a glass of wine or I haven't opened anything.

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I assume you have Riesling.

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Oh, by the way I am cutting myself off after a few drinks.

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I have to help my mother with dinner tomorrow.

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What is this?

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Oh god, she would not know what to do without me.

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Plus my famous oyster stuffing is always popular so.

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No I'll grab that for you.

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- Okay.
- Oh yeah, you're a guest.

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Oh, I bet it's warm.

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I've got great ice cubes.

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That's perfect.

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So you look great.

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Oh gosh, thank you.

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I can't find my Pearl earrings anywhere

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so I'm just wearing my diamonds and feel flustered.

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Hey Sarah, when semen hardens do you...

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oh.

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You're early.

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Sarah I think you have a fungus in your house.

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Yeah, well.

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Fun guy.

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Here you go, actually I'll just keep that.

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Thank you.

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Sarah did you paint that dog thing up there?

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I did.

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It looked kinda home done.

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I'll put that on the Etsy posting.

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So it'll be good to see Kelsey again.

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Oh, has it been a while for you?

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Yeah well she told me that they would be here

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after they had dinner with their parents.

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God I hope more people show up.

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So Kelsey's got a new man.

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He seems cool, like from Facebook.

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Yeah actually he's really nice.

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He's certainly not somebody I would expect

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to be doing, you know?

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Doing, what?

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You know what, I'm gonna let her tell you this one.

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I'm gonna go check on the refrigerator.

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What happened?

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Oh, my god. I think she is the major candidate

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for the vibrator of the month club.

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Nothing, I walked off.

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- It's fine.
- Good for you.

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I so rarely see people take the high road.

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Yeah, well couldn't not invite her.

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Kelsey would kill me.

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It's just a few hours then she'll be gone.

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That's it, it's a very mature thing

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for you to do Sarah Douglass.

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I'm proud of you.

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What if I punch her in the vagina?

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That's mature right?

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- Oh, hi.
- Hey, hey, hey.

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- Hey, how are you?
- What's up?

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Oh, not much.

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- Oh, hey hi girl.
- Hey, how are you?

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- Jenny you made it.
- Hi.

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- Good to see you.
- Happy Drinksgiving.

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- Thank you.
- All right hey.

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That's already open.

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So good to see you.

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Are there gonna be some hot guys here?

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Yeah there's a few, some of them are gay.

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Oh, hell no.

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The baby's at home right?

268
00:16:40,666 --> 00:16:42,502
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Okay good, thanks.

269
00:16:42,710 --> 00:16:43,961
Just kidding, come on, get in here.

270
00:16:44,170 --> 00:16:45,338
So good to see you.

271
00:16:45,546 --> 00:16:46,506
Good to see you too, how are you?

272
00:16:46,714 --> 00:16:47,840
- Alison.
- What's going on?

273
00:16:48,049 --> 00:16:49,008
- Hi.
- Here's my bean dip for you.

274
00:16:50,635 --> 00:16:52,929
Put your pants over there, just kidding.

275
00:16:53,137 --> 00:16:54,597
Are they carrying bibles?

276
00:16:54,805 --> 00:16:56,140
- Oh, thank you very much.
- Oh, that's heavy.

277
00:16:56,349 --> 00:16:58,059
Hey, can I show, I want to show you something.

278
00:16:58,267 --> 00:16:59,143
- What's your name?
- Greg.

279
00:16:59,352 --> 00:17:00,770
Yeah you are.

280
00:17:00,978 --> 00:17:02,772
Throw that in the oven for about 10 minutes for me?

281
00:17:02,980 --> 00:17:04,774
Yep, Sarah 10 minutes.

282
00:17:10,821 --> 00:17:11,906
Of course I will.

283
00:17:57,994 --> 00:17:59,370
- Hi, I am so sorry.
- Hey.

284
00:17:59,579 --> 00:18:00,955
Is the music too loud?

285
00:18:09,589 --> 00:18:12,008
Too loud, not loud enough more like it.

286
00:18:12,216 --> 00:18:14,176
Sarah, hey.

287
00:18:14,385 --> 00:18:15,511
Hi.

288
00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:18,055
Thanks for having us.
Is Jake here?

289
00:18:18,264 --> 00:18:20,558
That son of a bitch promised me some smoke.

290
00:18:23,769 --> 00:18:25,688
Oh, this is my boyfriend.

291
00:18:25,896 --> 00:18:28,899
I like him because he's experienced.

292
00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:30,484
akumenang.com

293
00:18:30,693 --> 00:18:31,736
You did?

294
00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:33,529
My little tiger.

295
00:18:36,449 --> 00:18:37,408
Whoa,

296
00:18:37,617 --> 00:18:39,952
pretty swanky place.

297
00:18:40,161 --> 00:18:42,955
Definitely worth whatever your daddy paid for it.

298
00:18:43,164 --> 00:18:44,874
I'm gonna get so much dick now.

299
00:18:54,884 --> 00:18:56,385
Yeah.

300
00:18:56,594 --> 00:18:57,511
Hey, hi Aimee.

301
00:18:59,055 --> 00:19:00,640
Get it girl, get it, get it,

302
00:19:00,848 --> 00:19:03,017
get after it, get after it, get after it.

303
00:19:39,011 --> 00:19:40,721
Yes, yes!

304
00:19:49,355 --> 00:19:52,525
So rapscallion, scallywag

305
00:19:52,733 --> 00:19:54,902
and pirate hooker.

306
00:19:55,111 --> 00:19:56,737
Come on she's harmless.

307
00:19:56,946 --> 00:19:59,782
Did you get her test results?

308
00:19:59,990 --> 00:20:02,368
Hey, and don't smoke in the house.

309
00:20:02,576 --> 00:20:03,828
You gonna call the cops on your own party?

310
00:20:04,036 --> 00:20:05,830
Jake, Jake.

311
00:20:09,625 --> 00:20:10,793
Hi.

312
00:20:11,001 --> 00:20:12,169
This is my spoon and I want it back.

313
00:20:12,378 --> 00:20:13,421
Okay, okay.

314
00:20:15,089 --> 00:20:18,217
Yes, yes, yes, yes!

315
00:20:18,426 --> 00:20:19,343
Hey excuse me, hey Sarah.

316
00:20:19,552 --> 00:20:20,428
- How are you?
- I am so sorry.

317
00:20:20,636 --> 00:20:21,929
Hi, who are you?

318
00:20:22,138 --> 00:20:24,348
I'm sorry I didn't RSVP work has been crazy.

319
00:20:27,601 --> 00:20:29,562
Anyway I know you got the whole potluck thing happening

320
00:20:29,770 --> 00:20:31,480
and I thought about buffalo chicken dip,

321
00:20:31,689 --> 00:20:35,901
everyone brings that, chips, salsa, humus, probably covered.

322
00:20:36,110 --> 00:20:38,738
Then it hit me, my mom's chili recipe.

323
00:20:38,946 --> 00:20:41,782
You're gonna love it, all the ingredients are right here.

324
00:20:41,991 --> 00:20:43,242
That is so sweet, you did not have to do that.

325
00:20:43,451 --> 00:20:44,910
That, this is so much effort.

326
00:20:45,119 --> 00:20:46,996
It's not a problem, there's a crock pot in there.

327
00:20:49,039 --> 00:20:49,915
What?

328
00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:54,920
Are you fucking kidding me?

329
00:21:01,010 --> 00:21:02,052
What was that all about?

330
00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:04,805
This fucking guy brought chili.

331
00:21:05,014 --> 00:21:06,056
Yay chili.

332
00:21:06,265 --> 00:21:08,893
No he brought chili ingredients.

333
00:21:09,101 --> 00:21:11,103
Apparently I'm supposed to make it

334
00:21:11,312 --> 00:21:12,897
which is super sweet of him.

335
00:21:14,732 --> 00:21:16,817
I don't actually know who he is either.

336
00:21:17,026 --> 00:21:18,986
I don't know, he's dressed nice.

337
00:21:19,195 --> 00:21:20,946
He seems like a nice guy.

338
00:21:21,155 --> 00:21:22,323
Your lowered expectations

339
00:21:22,531 --> 00:21:23,991
are starting to get a bit terrifying.

340
00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:25,284
Look okay I'm gonna help you out.

341
00:21:25,493 --> 00:21:26,869
I'm actually gonna take this meat

342
00:21:27,077 --> 00:21:28,287
and put it in the fridge

343
00:21:28,496 --> 00:21:29,455
because I'm gonna want to eat this later

344
00:21:29,663 --> 00:21:31,290
and I don't want a tapeworm.

345
00:21:31,499 --> 00:21:32,875
You are on a diet.

346
00:21:42,968 --> 00:21:45,429
- This is a nice house though.
- It is really nice the house.

347
00:21:45,638 --> 00:21:46,847
Jeez it's amazing.

348
00:21:48,557 --> 00:21:49,391
Damn.

349
00:21:52,061 --> 00:21:52,937
Ready?

350
00:21:56,023 --> 00:21:57,316
Oh.

351
00:21:57,525 --> 00:22:00,319
- You know it's so heavy.
- Won't be soon.

352
00:22:00,528 --> 00:22:02,154
I know, true story, hold on, hold on a minute.

353
00:22:02,363 --> 00:22:03,864
I got one last round.

354
00:22:05,658 --> 00:22:06,951
Yeah.

355
00:22:07,159 --> 00:22:08,828
Putting in on like armor huh?

356
00:22:09,036 --> 00:22:10,704
Because it is.

357
00:22:10,913 --> 00:22:14,458
That and it makes my lips look like a wet vagina.

358
00:22:15,751 --> 00:22:16,669
Okay.

359
00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:22,550
Well you're making me nervous.

360
00:22:22,758 --> 00:22:24,844
Oh, you weren't already nervous for this high school reunion?

361
00:22:25,052 --> 00:22:27,137
A little bit, I'm trying not to be.

362
00:22:27,346 --> 00:22:28,389
- Babe.
- Yeah?

363
00:22:28,597 --> 00:22:30,391
- You'll be fine.
- Okay.

364
00:22:52,121 --> 00:22:53,581
Jake. Jesus.

365
00:22:53,789 --> 00:22:56,584
Oh, my god you're here, oh.

366
00:22:56,792 --> 00:22:58,627
- In the flesh, I missed you.
- I missed you more.

367
00:22:58,836 --> 00:22:59,670
Oh, I know.

368
00:22:59,879 --> 00:23:01,755
This place is super fancy.

369
00:23:01,964 --> 00:23:03,382
I know, I gotta good deal on it.

370
00:23:03,591 --> 00:23:05,551
I guess.

371
00:23:05,759 --> 00:23:07,720
I brought you a house warming present.

372
00:23:07,928 --> 00:23:08,929
You know me so well.

373
00:23:09,138 --> 00:23:10,723
Yes you're an alcoholic.

374
00:23:10,931 --> 00:23:13,642
I mean that's the sweetest thing you've ever said to me.

375
00:23:13,851 --> 00:23:15,269
- Friends tell the truth.
- Such.

376
00:23:15,477 --> 00:23:16,937
Sorry it took us so long to get here though.

377
00:23:17,146 --> 00:23:19,273
Yeah, your ma's the slowest eater in the world.

378
00:23:19,481 --> 00:23:20,691
Yeah.

379
00:23:20,900 --> 00:23:22,610
You must be Lucas, it's nice to meet you.

380
00:23:22,818 --> 00:23:24,612
Ah come on.

381
00:23:24,778 --> 00:23:28,324
Sarah meet Lucas my man, Lucas, meet Sarah my best friend.

382
00:23:28,532 --> 00:23:30,242
- It's a pleasure.
- Oh.

383
00:23:31,869 --> 00:23:33,245
Just didn't even want to even hear that.

384
00:23:33,454 --> 00:23:35,956
She's been here since seven on the dot.

385
00:23:36,165 --> 00:23:38,459
No, I'm sorry.

386
00:23:39,585 --> 00:23:40,711
You shouldn't be.

387
00:23:40,920 --> 00:23:42,880
I just, I feel kind of bad for her.

388
00:23:43,088 --> 00:23:43,964
You feel bad for her.

389
00:23:44,173 --> 00:23:45,674
- Kelsey!
- Aimee.

390
00:23:48,135 --> 00:23:49,929
Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, move, move.

391
00:23:50,137 --> 00:23:51,388
- Hi!
- Hi.

392
00:23:51,597 --> 00:23:53,849
- Oh you look fantastic.
- Thank you, you too.

393
00:23:54,058 --> 00:23:55,476
- That's not news.
- Stop.

394
00:23:55,684 --> 00:23:57,353
- Hi Lucas.
- Hey Aimee.

395
00:23:58,687 --> 00:24:00,522
How are you?

396
00:24:00,731 --> 00:24:01,732
Oh god, hey did you ever get that thing

397
00:24:01,941 --> 00:24:03,150
figured out with your neighbor?

398
00:24:03,359 --> 00:24:04,652
- Yeah.
- And the trash cans.

399
00:24:04,818 --> 00:24:06,070
Oh wow, good memory.

400
00:24:06,278 --> 00:24:07,821
- Oh, my gosh thank you.
- How're you doing?

401
00:24:08,030 --> 00:24:11,825
I'm incredible and you are so thoughtful to ask.

402
00:24:13,494 --> 00:24:16,830
Sarah all of your chip bowls are without chips.

403
00:24:17,039 --> 00:24:19,249
Would you like me to fill them for you?

404
00:24:19,458 --> 00:24:22,795
That would be so nice of you, thank you.

405
00:24:23,003 --> 00:24:24,672
Of course, I'm happy to do your job for you.

406
00:24:24,838 --> 00:24:26,090
Yeah.

407
00:24:26,298 --> 00:24:28,008
Somebody has to pick up the slack right?

408
00:24:30,469 --> 00:24:32,680
I really appreciate you being nice to her.

409
00:24:32,888 --> 00:24:34,848
You know the PSA of the day?

410
00:24:35,057 --> 00:24:37,810
Being the bigger person is exhausting.

411
00:24:38,018 --> 00:24:39,603
Stop. Seriously this bitch.

412
00:24:39,812 --> 00:24:41,146
Do you mind if I get something to drink?

413
00:24:41,355 --> 00:24:44,400
Yeah, I mean no, but you know what I meant so.

414
00:24:44,608 --> 00:24:45,859
- This way?
- Yeah.

415
00:24:46,068 --> 00:24:47,111
Kel you want anything?

416
00:24:47,319 --> 00:24:48,112
I'm good right now, thanks babe.

417
00:24:48,320 --> 00:24:49,321
Okay.

418
00:24:49,530 --> 00:24:51,240
Where did you pick him up?

419
00:24:51,448 --> 00:24:52,282
Oh.

420
00:24:53,075 --> 00:24:54,034
Seriously.

421
00:24:54,243 --> 00:24:55,160
Yeah no you can't have him.

422
00:24:55,369 --> 00:24:56,537
Does he have a brother?

423
00:24:56,745 --> 00:24:58,664
- Yes.
- Great.

424
00:24:58,872 --> 00:25:01,041
- Okay, excuse me guys.
- Sure.

425
00:25:03,377 --> 00:25:04,712
Oh, yeah.

426
00:25:07,006 --> 00:25:08,799
Hey let me get that for you there guy.

427
00:25:09,008 --> 00:25:10,926
Oh thanks man, appreciate it.

428
00:25:11,135 --> 00:25:13,345
Here you go.

429
00:25:13,554 --> 00:25:17,099
So you and Kelsey how long have you guys been together?

430
00:25:17,307 --> 00:25:19,727
I mean you are with her right?

431
00:25:19,893 --> 00:25:21,437
Yeah we're together.

432
00:25:21,603 --> 00:25:22,896
How's that even work,

433
00:25:23,105 --> 00:25:25,315
I mean that's so weird, how's that work?

434
00:25:25,524 --> 00:25:27,735
- It works, thank you.
- Wow.

435
00:26:14,156 --> 00:26:15,282
Dude what the fuck?

436
00:26:15,491 --> 00:26:16,825
Sorry. Sorry.

437
00:26:17,034 --> 00:26:18,911
Come here, let's all gather around.

438
00:26:19,119 --> 00:26:22,247
So that guy definitely in porn, I swear that's the...

439
00:26:22,456 --> 00:26:23,457
dancing on the dance floor.

440
00:26:23,665 --> 00:26:24,917
Hey!
Hey!

441
00:26:25,125 --> 00:26:26,335
Hey dude sorry about that it's like caveman

442
00:26:26,543 --> 00:26:28,128
territorial bullshit after high school.

443
00:26:28,295 --> 00:26:29,755
Ah that's okay, no worries I'm used to it by now.

444
00:26:29,963 --> 00:26:31,423
- I think he used to be.
- Why are you used to that?

445
00:26:31,632 --> 00:26:34,009
Hey there guy, can you come over here and settle...

446
00:26:34,218 --> 00:26:35,511
- Chuck.
- What?

447
00:26:35,719 --> 00:26:37,012
No I think it's cool.
It's okay, it's okay.

448
00:26:37,221 --> 00:26:38,305
I'll take care of it.
I'll take care of it.

449
00:26:38,514 --> 00:26:39,473
Thank you, we knew you were cool.

450
00:26:39,681 --> 00:26:40,933
All right so we gotta...

451
00:26:41,141 --> 00:26:42,101
what the fuck was that about?

452
00:26:42,309 --> 00:26:43,852
Yeah it happens all the time.

453
00:26:44,061 --> 00:26:46,396
I mean it's like people recognize him from the movies.

454
00:26:46,605 --> 00:26:47,731
Really?

455
00:26:48,690 --> 00:26:49,525
Oh, um...

456
00:26:50,776 --> 00:26:51,902
Adult movies.

457
00:26:54,113 --> 00:26:55,322
Really?

458
00:26:55,531 --> 00:26:57,825
So you ever go limp?

459
00:26:58,033 --> 00:26:59,701
Good question.

460
00:26:59,910 --> 00:27:01,203
If my mind's elsewhere.

461
00:27:01,411 --> 00:27:02,955
How's that even possible?

462
00:27:03,163 --> 00:27:05,791
He used to do hardcore, but now it's mostly soft-core.

463
00:27:07,084 --> 00:27:08,502
So wait the kind that has like,

464
00:27:08,710 --> 00:27:11,380
"dear firefighter thank you so much for coming over,

465
00:27:11,588 --> 00:27:13,841
I have this burning fire deep inside me

466
00:27:14,049 --> 00:27:16,468
and I need your long giant hose to put it out."

467
00:27:16,677 --> 00:27:18,971
So you have seen them?

468
00:27:19,179 --> 00:27:21,932
Game of moans, Buns of anarchy,

469
00:27:22,141 --> 00:27:25,811
the Feltcher king, Twat life.

470
00:27:26,019 --> 00:27:28,147
Dude Twat life, my best performance.

471
00:27:30,023 --> 00:27:32,317
But yeah some of his acting is just a smidge better.

472
00:27:32,526 --> 00:27:33,902
I hope so.

473
00:27:35,279 --> 00:27:37,072
Also where can I watch these?

474
00:27:37,281 --> 00:27:39,825
I really like Faster pussy cat fuck Mary kill,

475
00:27:40,033 --> 00:27:41,243
that was a good one.

476
00:27:41,451 --> 00:27:43,787
They play that shit on a loop like nonstop.

477
00:27:43,996 --> 00:27:45,622
- Oh, really?
- 24 hours a day.

478
00:27:45,831 --> 00:27:48,917
Well, well, well, the party lubricant has arrived,

479
00:27:49,126 --> 00:27:52,713
it is time to make this bitch wet.

480
00:28:01,430 --> 00:28:03,473
Gotta a bottle of Pinot Grigio for the hostess,

481
00:28:03,682 --> 00:28:06,768
it's got a cork in it so you know it hasn't been roofied.

482
00:28:06,977 --> 00:28:08,353
What's up, Kels, you got a little huggie

483
00:28:08,562 --> 00:28:09,855
for your bestie ex-sie?

484
00:28:10,939 --> 00:28:12,691
- Shit.
- Sarah.

485
00:28:13,734 --> 00:28:15,360
So we kind of adopted rob.

486
00:28:17,070 --> 00:28:18,322
He is a lot like a maybe.

487
00:28:18,530 --> 00:28:19,364
Yeah.

488
00:28:21,408 --> 00:28:22,701
Hey happy Drinksgiving.

489
00:28:22,910 --> 00:28:25,412
Same to you rob, you are looking...

490
00:28:25,621 --> 00:28:27,122
it's a tuxedo T.

491
00:28:27,331 --> 00:28:28,665
Incredibly classy.

492
00:28:28,874 --> 00:28:30,125
And you are looking just as hot

493
00:28:30,334 --> 00:28:32,461
as those pictures from your trip to Costa Rica.

494
00:28:32,669 --> 00:28:35,714
Oh, my god you perv, you would be checking those out.

495
00:28:35,923 --> 00:28:37,966
Oh, come on you put pictures of yourself up

496
00:28:38,175 --> 00:28:42,137
in a bikini on Facebook and I'm gonna check it out.

497
00:28:42,346 --> 00:28:44,264
Yeah I know you are.

498
00:28:44,473 --> 00:28:46,391
Hey how are things at the dealership?

499
00:28:46,600 --> 00:28:50,103
Oh, work fucking sucks but you know who likes there job?

500
00:28:50,938 --> 00:28:52,314
A couple people.

501
00:28:53,899 --> 00:28:55,192
Jesus.

502
00:28:55,400 --> 00:28:57,986
Why you in the market for a new car?

503
00:28:58,195 --> 00:29:01,114
- You know what I might be.
- Really?

504
00:29:01,323 --> 00:29:03,116
You gonna give a discount to an old friend?

505
00:29:03,325 --> 00:29:05,869
Well you come on down to the dealership

506
00:29:06,078 --> 00:29:08,080
and your old boy rob might hook you up.

507
00:29:08,288 --> 00:29:09,081
Aw thanks.

508
00:29:10,624 --> 00:29:14,253
So does you and Sarah hang out a lot or what?

509
00:29:14,461 --> 00:29:17,756
No honestly not nearly as much as I would like.

510
00:29:17,965 --> 00:29:18,966
Did she happen to mention

511
00:29:19,174 --> 00:29:21,093
if she's seeing anybody currently?

512
00:29:21,301 --> 00:29:24,054
No she didn't mention anything.

513
00:29:26,098 --> 00:29:27,516
- Nice, nice.
- Yeah.

514
00:29:29,935 --> 00:29:31,478
- Oh my...
- What?

515
00:29:31,687 --> 00:29:32,479
Seriously?

516
00:29:34,356 --> 00:29:36,066
You're gonna go after Sarah?

517
00:29:36,275 --> 00:29:37,985
I figured the statute of limitations

518
00:29:38,193 --> 00:29:39,778
as far as you and I were concerned

519
00:29:39,987 --> 00:29:42,823
had kind of run out so I don't know you know, maybe.

520
00:29:44,658 --> 00:29:47,536
Okay, you know what, knock yourself out.

521
00:29:49,955 --> 00:29:52,082
I get it, you think she's gonna say no.

522
00:29:52,291 --> 00:29:53,500
We'll see.

523
00:29:53,709 --> 00:29:55,043
Look I'm just an honest guy trying to find love

524
00:29:55,210 --> 00:29:56,837
and need a little pussy every now and then.

525
00:29:57,045 --> 00:29:59,881
I know that is exactly true.

526
00:30:00,090 --> 00:30:03,093
Oh, is that your new flavor?

527
00:30:03,302 --> 00:30:05,345
Yeah that's my new delicious flavor.

528
00:30:05,554 --> 00:30:08,849
Huh, he seems quite popular huh?

529
00:30:09,057 --> 00:30:10,600
Yeah that happens a lot.

530
00:30:10,809 --> 00:30:13,228
Need me to run in there and save him from all the dorks?

531
00:30:14,980 --> 00:30:17,899
No he's good but thanks.

532
00:30:18,108 --> 00:30:20,944
Well I got my eye on that one, better treat you right.

533
00:30:22,779 --> 00:30:23,989
Thanks.

534
00:31:00,942 --> 00:31:03,862
Oh hey, listen, do you have any Martini glasses?

535
00:31:04,071 --> 00:31:05,781
'Cause I read somewhere that the plastic

536
00:31:05,989 --> 00:31:07,491
actually taints the drinks.

537
00:31:07,699 --> 00:31:09,576
Yeah plastic's pretty much the devil so.

538
00:31:09,785 --> 00:31:11,912
No, I'm really sorry you feel that way about plastic,

539
00:31:12,120 --> 00:31:13,497
maybe you should go home.

540
00:31:13,705 --> 00:31:14,956
So who brought this dip?

541
00:31:15,165 --> 00:31:17,751
I wasn't really policing the potluck I'm sorry.

542
00:31:17,959 --> 00:31:19,753
Well do you know if it's gluten free?

543
00:31:19,961 --> 00:31:22,672
You know why don't you try it and tell me in a few hours okay?

544
00:31:22,881 --> 00:31:24,925
Hey Sarah, you know I love a dip right,

545
00:31:25,133 --> 00:31:26,134
but this stuff literally tastes

546
00:31:26,343 --> 00:31:28,095
like a cat's butt hole, smell it.

547
00:31:28,303 --> 00:31:30,847
That smells like a cat's butt hole, don't eat that honey.

548
00:31:33,016 --> 00:31:34,768
Sarah, Sarah, Sarah, it is extremely important

549
00:31:34,976 --> 00:31:38,021
under no circumstances do you allow me to go to a taco bell.

550
00:31:38,230 --> 00:31:40,273
I'm not allowed within 200 yards of a taco bell.

551
00:31:40,482 --> 00:31:42,901
The last time I was there I gave the drive through girl

552
00:31:43,110 --> 00:31:45,654
$200 and asked for a Burrito Supreme and a blow job.

553
00:31:45,862 --> 00:31:47,364
Do I have your commitment on this?

554
00:31:47,572 --> 00:31:50,742
Yes, please stop doing cocaine at my house okay?

555
00:31:50,951 --> 00:31:52,619
I can't commit to that but thank you.

556
00:31:52,828 --> 00:31:54,371
Yeah, okay.

557
00:31:54,579 --> 00:31:56,832
Sarah do you have anything to make a Manhattan, side car,

558
00:31:56,998 --> 00:31:58,583
any of those old-timey craft drinks?

559
00:31:58,792 --> 00:31:59,918
And you're a pretty heavy drinker,

560
00:32:00,127 --> 00:32:01,670
do you know how to make them?
I don't.

561
00:32:01,878 --> 00:32:03,380
Yes I know how to make them

562
00:32:03,588 --> 00:32:05,590
but I don't have anything to make them with so sorry.

563
00:32:05,799 --> 00:32:09,719
And last question is this food even safe for a vegan diet?

564
00:32:09,928 --> 00:32:11,471
Oh, the chips and salsa

565
00:32:11,680 --> 00:32:13,807
and the vegetable tray is probably good.

566
00:32:14,015 --> 00:32:15,434
I actually didn't know you were vegan.

567
00:32:15,642 --> 00:32:18,854
Oh, I'm not, I eat cheese, meat.

568
00:32:19,062 --> 00:32:21,148
Oh god, I can see your mind racing for a penis joke

569
00:32:21,356 --> 00:32:22,649
so I'll stop you right there.

570
00:32:22,858 --> 00:32:24,693
Just how bad you need one that's all.

571
00:32:24,901 --> 00:32:26,945
Chuck, okay so you were talking to Lucas right

572
00:32:27,154 --> 00:32:28,613
- in the other room, so...
- Yeah.

573
00:32:28,822 --> 00:32:30,240
Do you think he's a good guy?

574
00:32:30,449 --> 00:32:32,075
- Yeah I mean he seemed nice.
- Yeah?

575
00:32:32,284 --> 00:32:33,952
- Kind of boring actually.
- Oh.

576
00:32:34,161 --> 00:32:36,204
Well I mean not all of him if you know what I'm saying.

577
00:32:36,413 --> 00:32:39,040
Sorry to interrupt, is there like a serving spoon

578
00:32:39,249 --> 00:32:41,251
for the spinach dip or are we just supposed to put the chips

579
00:32:41,460 --> 00:32:43,044
directly into the dip and eat it like that

580
00:32:43,253 --> 00:32:44,588
'cause either way is fine to me.

581
00:32:44,796 --> 00:32:46,214
No there's spoons in the kitchen by the drawer

582
00:32:46,423 --> 00:32:47,549
but there's some plastic spoons over there too if you want.

583
00:32:47,757 --> 00:32:48,842
Okay thank you.

584
00:32:51,178 --> 00:32:52,053
Chuck.

585
00:32:52,262 --> 00:32:53,680
What's going on?

586
00:32:53,889 --> 00:32:54,723
Chuck?

587
00:32:57,976 --> 00:32:59,227
Hey.

588
00:32:59,436 --> 00:33:01,354
No smoking in the house okay?

589
00:33:01,563 --> 00:33:03,440
And I don't care what Jake says.

590
00:33:03,648 --> 00:33:06,860
Well good evening to you too my lady.

591
00:33:15,744 --> 00:33:16,995
Knock that shit off.

592
00:33:17,204 --> 00:33:18,997
Okay no dude, if I see you with one joint

593
00:33:19,206 --> 00:33:20,957
in the house you're out, okay.

594
00:33:21,166 --> 00:33:22,209
This isn't a Kegger.

595
00:33:22,417 --> 00:33:23,710
Yeah, yeah, yeah, hey Joe said though

596
00:33:23,919 --> 00:33:25,128
that there was some chili around here.

597
00:33:25,337 --> 00:33:26,838
I'd love to get my hands on that.

598
00:33:27,047 --> 00:33:29,007
Did he, well there's not.

599
00:33:29,216 --> 00:33:30,383
Oh, dang.

600
00:33:32,302 --> 00:33:34,679
- Smoke?
- Smoke, smoke, smoke.

601
00:33:34,888 --> 00:33:37,307
No hey guys I said no.

602
00:33:41,811 --> 00:33:43,230
Oh, fuck it's cold.

603
00:33:49,236 --> 00:33:50,862
Sarah there you are, whatcha doing?

604
00:33:51,071 --> 00:33:53,490
Is it cold in here to you?

605
00:33:53,698 --> 00:33:55,116
Just find someone to warm up with

606
00:33:55,325 --> 00:33:56,993
or drink some more, come on.

607
00:33:59,454 --> 00:34:01,998
Seriously god, you need to relax.

608
00:34:02,207 --> 00:34:03,542
You're making me nervous.

609
00:34:03,750 --> 00:34:05,085
What do you have low blood sugar or something?

610
00:34:05,293 --> 00:34:06,670
No, I don't know maybe.

611
00:34:06,878 --> 00:34:08,088
I tried to eat something

612
00:34:08,296 --> 00:34:09,172
but it's like a hot fudge of shit out there.

613
00:34:09,381 --> 00:34:10,382
Did you see the cat food?

614
00:34:10,590 --> 00:34:11,550
There's cat food.

615
00:34:11,758 --> 00:34:12,551
- Nice.
- Yeah.

616
00:34:15,845 --> 00:34:17,389
Fuck.

617
00:34:17,597 --> 00:34:19,349
I just feel like I have to take care of everybody else

618
00:34:19,558 --> 00:34:20,976
and make sure like they're good

619
00:34:21,184 --> 00:34:22,811
and like they're having a good time, you know?

620
00:34:23,019 --> 00:34:25,188
Like at least at the bar I'm at like a central location

621
00:34:25,397 --> 00:34:26,815
so everybody just comes up to me.

622
00:34:27,023 --> 00:34:28,233
And you get paid there.

623
00:34:28,441 --> 00:34:31,278
Yeah, right, I'm paid to put myself through this.

624
00:34:31,486 --> 00:34:33,488
You know, like, "this will be a great idea."
They said,

625
00:34:33,697 --> 00:34:34,864
"have a party." They said.

626
00:34:35,073 --> 00:34:36,866
Why is this a good idea, seriously why?

627
00:34:37,075 --> 00:34:38,618
I'm having a good time.

628
00:34:38,785 --> 00:34:41,162
Just I feel like I'm forgetting something.

629
00:34:41,371 --> 00:34:43,373
You know like a nagging feeling,

630
00:34:43,582 --> 00:34:44,624
you know that kind of feeling?

631
00:34:44,833 --> 00:34:47,460
No, no, never, what's that like?

632
00:34:47,669 --> 00:34:50,839
You're not a very helpful person are you?

633
00:34:51,047 --> 00:34:53,133
Come here, sit your butt down.

634
00:34:53,341 --> 00:34:57,053
Stop moving for like two seconds okay, breathe.

635
00:35:00,682 --> 00:35:01,975
There you go.

636
00:35:02,183 --> 00:35:03,476
Here's an idea,

637
00:35:03,685 --> 00:35:05,937
go talk to Lucas.

638
00:35:07,147 --> 00:35:09,566
Rescue him from his fans.

639
00:35:09,774 --> 00:35:11,651
I'm working up to it.

640
00:35:11,860 --> 00:35:13,028
He's like freaking celebrity.

641
00:35:13,236 --> 00:35:15,280
He's just a guy Sarah.

642
00:35:15,488 --> 00:35:17,449
He's just a guy.

643
00:35:17,657 --> 00:35:20,368
He's just a guy who likes to...

644
00:35:23,121 --> 00:35:26,249
who likes to get it on in front of the camera.

645
00:35:26,458 --> 00:35:27,500
Please stop.

646
00:35:27,709 --> 00:35:28,543
Making eye contact all the time.

647
00:35:28,752 --> 00:35:30,712
- No.
- Oh yeah.

648
00:35:30,920 --> 00:35:32,297
I don't need to know what you watch.

649
00:35:32,505 --> 00:35:35,550
Don't make fun, I'm trying to be sexual right now.

650
00:35:35,759 --> 00:35:36,676
Oh, honey.

651
00:35:36,885 --> 00:35:38,386
No.

652
00:35:38,595 --> 00:35:41,514
There you go, you're laughing, this is good.

653
00:35:41,723 --> 00:35:45,352
All right come on, time to mingle missy.

654
00:35:45,518 --> 00:35:46,728
Let's mingle missy.

655
00:35:46,936 --> 00:35:48,980
Oh, god.

656
00:35:49,189 --> 00:35:50,523
- Come on, come on.
- No.

657
00:35:50,732 --> 00:35:52,692
- Come on, come on.
- Did they find something?

658
00:36:28,520 --> 00:36:29,396
God.

659
00:36:35,777 --> 00:36:37,987
Look, look, look, that tat on her shoulder's

660
00:36:38,196 --> 00:36:40,615
a whole mess I can't even comprehend.

661
00:36:40,824 --> 00:36:42,617
Don't be mean it's probably just her family crest,

662
00:36:42,826 --> 00:36:44,577
you know a crack baby blanketed

663
00:36:44,786 --> 00:36:47,664
in a strip of the finest quality bacon.

664
00:36:47,872 --> 00:36:50,750
No, no the Chinese character on the other shoulder.

665
00:36:50,959 --> 00:36:52,043
Oh, shit.

666
00:36:52,252 --> 00:36:54,671
Oh, what do you think that means?

667
00:37:04,013 --> 00:37:04,848
Fuck.

668
00:37:08,393 --> 00:37:09,602
This is a great house.

669
00:37:10,895 --> 00:37:13,231
Thanks. I like it.

670
00:37:13,440 --> 00:37:15,150
It's just a little big for one person,

671
00:37:15,358 --> 00:37:16,943
did you ever consider getting a condo?

672
00:37:18,695 --> 00:37:20,822
You sound like my real estate agent.

673
00:37:21,030 --> 00:37:23,366
"You should get a condo, you don't have to mow your lawn.

674
00:37:23,575 --> 00:37:26,077
You know shared walls in case you get murdered."

675
00:37:26,286 --> 00:37:27,912
You know nobody says that to a man.

676
00:37:28,121 --> 00:37:29,205
You know it's like I'm a woman

677
00:37:29,414 --> 00:37:30,749
so I don't deserve my own house.

678
00:37:30,957 --> 00:37:32,584
I have to like find the first dude

679
00:37:32,792 --> 00:37:36,212
that comes on the turnpike so that I can you know be happy.

680
00:37:36,421 --> 00:37:37,881
What's wrong with being alone?

681
00:37:38,089 --> 00:37:38,923
I like it.

682
00:37:41,092 --> 00:37:43,303
So there were just no good condos available?

683
00:37:47,223 --> 00:37:49,559
Really is quite a group of friends we have here.

684
00:37:49,768 --> 00:37:52,437
That Lucas guys sure is cool.

685
00:37:52,645 --> 00:37:54,689
He seems pretty cool, but,

686
00:37:54,898 --> 00:37:56,274
wait did you talk to him?

687
00:37:56,483 --> 00:37:58,902
Oh yeah, absolutely, for a while actually

688
00:37:59,110 --> 00:38:01,571
and he has been all over the place.

689
00:38:01,780 --> 00:38:02,697
You would think that being in porn

690
00:38:02,906 --> 00:38:04,491
he would be kind of a dick,

691
00:38:04,699 --> 00:38:07,952
but he's actually a pretty down to earth dude, cool guy,

692
00:38:08,161 --> 00:38:10,580
- plus Kelsey seems happy.
- Yeah.

693
00:38:13,666 --> 00:38:15,126
Great party Sarah, thanks for hosting.

694
00:38:15,335 --> 00:38:17,045
Dude of course, I'm really happy you could make it.

695
00:38:17,253 --> 00:38:18,421
Join me.

696
00:38:18,630 --> 00:38:19,756
It's good to finally meet you.

697
00:38:19,964 --> 00:38:21,883
It's nice to meet you as well, sir.

698
00:38:22,091 --> 00:38:23,843
Sorry about douche face McGee there.

699
00:38:24,010 --> 00:38:25,428
Ah that's okay.

700
00:38:25,637 --> 00:38:26,638
I had to get meet the parents

701
00:38:26,846 --> 00:38:27,764
and you know how that goes as well.

702
00:38:27,972 --> 00:38:29,933
Oh yeah, how did that go?

703
00:38:30,141 --> 00:38:32,101
- Good I think, I don't know.
- Yeah?

704
00:38:32,310 --> 00:38:33,520
- Kinda weird.
- Yeah a little bit.

705
00:38:33,728 --> 00:38:34,979
- Don't ever say...
- I will never...

706
00:38:35,188 --> 00:38:36,815
Okay.

707
00:38:37,023 --> 00:38:39,692
So Kelsey tells me your nickname used to be Dingo.

708
00:38:42,028 --> 00:38:43,071
Yes I, um...

709
00:38:43,279 --> 00:38:45,782
I used to eat PB's.

710
00:38:47,075 --> 00:38:48,117
What?

711
00:38:48,326 --> 00:38:49,828
Please explain.

712
00:38:50,036 --> 00:38:51,746
So Kelsey and I grew up together right.

713
00:38:51,955 --> 00:38:55,083
So I was obsessed with the movie Crocodile Dundee.

714
00:38:55,291 --> 00:38:56,459
- Really?
- Oh yeah, no I was like,

715
00:38:56,668 --> 00:38:58,253
I wanted a big knife,

716
00:38:58,461 --> 00:39:00,380
I was running around with an Australian accent for a while.

717
00:39:00,588 --> 00:39:02,173
No.

718
00:39:02,382 --> 00:39:03,591
Oh, yeah I was all like "good day mate" and all that shit.

719
00:39:05,134 --> 00:39:06,594
So Kelsey started calling me Dingo.

720
00:39:06,803 --> 00:39:08,930
She's good with nicknames.

721
00:39:09,097 --> 00:39:11,099
- That's questionable.
- Yeah.

722
00:39:11,307 --> 00:39:12,809
The thing was nobody else called me that

723
00:39:13,017 --> 00:39:14,519
so it was just her, everybody else just pretended

724
00:39:14,727 --> 00:39:17,188
I wasn't like being weird which was kind of weird.

725
00:39:17,397 --> 00:39:18,731
- That's a little weird.
- Yeah a little weird.

726
00:39:18,940 --> 00:39:20,024
Yeah.

727
00:39:20,233 --> 00:39:21,484
She's a good friend though right?

728
00:39:21,693 --> 00:39:22,861
I mean she's calling you on your shit, I mean...

729
00:39:23,069 --> 00:39:24,112
- dude she's the best.
- Yeah.

730
00:39:24,320 --> 00:39:25,780
And I miss her.

731
00:39:25,989 --> 00:39:28,867
Aw I know, she misses you too, but she understands,

732
00:39:29,075 --> 00:39:30,785
everybody gets busy you know living life.

733
00:39:30,994 --> 00:39:32,412
Yeah but I should have still have come

734
00:39:32,620 --> 00:39:34,831
and visit you guys you know.

735
00:39:36,416 --> 00:39:38,001
After the holidays I can come visit you.

736
00:39:38,209 --> 00:39:39,586
Yes that totally gonna happen.

737
00:39:39,794 --> 00:39:41,004
Yeah, sure I mean you can but we'll probably...

738
00:39:41,212 --> 00:39:43,965
- take.
- You, me, we need to talk.

739
00:39:44,132 --> 00:39:46,843
So, she is up to something.

740
00:39:47,051 --> 00:39:47,969
There's something that she's not telling us,

741
00:39:48,177 --> 00:39:49,178
she's not her anymore.

742
00:39:49,387 --> 00:39:50,680
Okay I'll get some water.

743
00:39:50,889 --> 00:39:52,223
No.

744
00:39:52,432 --> 00:39:53,808
They're up to something.

745
00:39:54,017 --> 00:39:55,226
Like what?

746
00:39:55,435 --> 00:39:57,020
Something they're not telling us.

747
00:39:57,228 --> 00:39:58,855
Okay you know what drunk Columbo

748
00:39:59,063 --> 00:40:00,565
let's just go inside.

749
00:40:04,193 --> 00:40:05,612
Don't put your, your hair's in my mouth.

750
00:40:05,778 --> 00:40:08,990
No, no just talk to me, this is a safe space for you.

751
00:40:09,157 --> 00:40:10,199
I love you.

752
00:40:15,204 --> 00:40:18,541
All right Harriet the spy what is next?

753
00:40:22,128 --> 00:40:23,296
Jesus.

754
00:40:23,504 --> 00:40:24,505
Listen I normally wouldn't do this,

755
00:40:24,714 --> 00:40:26,299
but I need a bathroom with a fan

756
00:40:26,507 --> 00:40:28,843
'cause I got a meat baby that needs to be delivered ASAP.

757
00:40:29,052 --> 00:40:30,219
If you catch my drift?

758
00:40:30,428 --> 00:40:33,598
Yeah, drift is, oh my, Jesus, get in...

759
00:40:33,806 --> 00:40:34,682
excuse me.

760
00:40:34,891 --> 00:40:36,517
- Oh, Jesus.
- Hey Sarah.

761
00:40:36,726 --> 00:40:38,853
- Hi, hi.
- Hey, hey, do you have a sec?

762
00:40:39,062 --> 00:40:40,605
Yeah, what's up?

763
00:40:40,813 --> 00:40:43,691
Cool, gotta little confession to make

764
00:40:43,900 --> 00:40:46,069
and I'm just buzzed enough to make it so.

765
00:40:46,277 --> 00:40:47,570
Dammit rob did you break something?

766
00:40:47,779 --> 00:40:49,030
No, no, no, no, nothing happened, nothing bad.

767
00:40:49,197 --> 00:40:50,615
It wasn't like last year

768
00:40:50,823 --> 00:40:52,367
when I accidentally dropped some acid so it's cool.

769
00:40:52,533 --> 00:40:54,953
I just have something on my chest that I'd like to get off.

770
00:40:55,161 --> 00:40:56,371
Okay.

771
00:40:56,579 --> 00:40:57,997
Now you know that I love being friends with you,

772
00:40:58,206 --> 00:40:59,582
it's fucking awesome and hanging out

773
00:40:59,791 --> 00:41:03,127
with you and Jake has been great.

774
00:41:03,336 --> 00:41:05,254
I don't know how to say this, I'm just gonna say it.

775
00:41:05,463 --> 00:41:07,465
I've been wanting to take you to Pound Town for like forever.

776
00:41:09,676 --> 00:41:11,302
Oh.

777
00:41:11,511 --> 00:41:13,179
Wow.

778
00:41:14,389 --> 00:41:15,932
That sounds violent.

779
00:41:16,140 --> 00:41:18,184
But you know it's not like this is a new thing

780
00:41:18,393 --> 00:41:19,435
or anything like that.

781
00:41:19,644 --> 00:41:20,853
I mean I've been wanting to do this

782
00:41:21,062 --> 00:41:22,981
way before Kelsey and I broke up.

783
00:41:23,189 --> 00:41:27,777
Like way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way before that so.

784
00:41:27,986 --> 00:41:29,362
That's kind of fucked up.

785
00:41:29,570 --> 00:41:30,613
And it's not like you'd be getting

786
00:41:30,822 --> 00:41:32,156
Kelsey's sloppy seconds or nothing,

787
00:41:32,365 --> 00:41:33,616
I've been inside two or three girls since then so.

788
00:41:33,825 --> 00:41:34,993
I've heard from the bartenders.

789
00:41:35,201 --> 00:41:36,869
Yeah and I've been to the doctor too.

790
00:41:37,078 --> 00:41:38,454
Oh, that's nice to here.

791
00:41:38,663 --> 00:41:40,164
Clean report of health.

792
00:41:40,373 --> 00:41:43,501
Great, wow I'm gonna,

793
00:41:43,710 --> 00:41:46,421
I'm gonna say no, that's a pass.

794
00:41:46,629 --> 00:41:47,714
You know why don't we just forget

795
00:41:47,922 --> 00:41:48,965
that this conversation happened right?

796
00:41:49,173 --> 00:41:49,966
- Yes.
- I mean we're friends,

797
00:41:50,174 --> 00:41:51,926
why fuck it up with sex

798
00:41:52,135 --> 00:41:52,969
- and you know like...
- Yeah like precisely.

799
00:41:53,177 --> 00:41:54,387
Yeah okay.

800
00:41:54,595 --> 00:41:56,055
Why don't you get back to the party

801
00:41:56,264 --> 00:41:57,682
and we'll just forget that this whole thing happened

802
00:41:57,890 --> 00:41:59,183
and then we can revisit it in a couple weeks

803
00:41:59,392 --> 00:42:00,518
- if you feel like it.
- Probably not.

804
00:42:00,727 --> 00:42:01,769
Or I can like text you about it tomorrow.

805
00:42:01,978 --> 00:42:03,062
Or you could not.
Or whenever.

806
00:42:03,271 --> 00:42:05,106
- Don't.
- Yeah, okay, you're the best.

807
00:42:05,314 --> 00:42:09,402
You're good too yeah, all right, okay no, okay.

808
00:42:09,610 --> 00:42:12,238
No.

809
00:42:12,447 --> 00:42:13,823
- Thank you for inviting me.
- You're welcome Rob.

810
00:42:14,032 --> 00:42:16,409
- I love this.
- Good I'm happy you're happy.

811
00:42:16,617 --> 00:42:18,036
If anyone needs a ride home tonight

812
00:42:18,244 --> 00:42:19,912
you just send them my way okay?

813
00:42:20,121 --> 00:42:22,248
I'll keep it in mind but probably no.

814
00:42:22,457 --> 00:42:23,958
All right, want to spend the night or something.

815
00:42:24,167 --> 00:42:26,127
Yeah, that's, well that's my ass crack.

816
00:42:26,335 --> 00:42:27,962
Okay sorry.

817
00:42:33,676 --> 00:42:37,305
- Well that went well I guess.
- Oh, shit.

818
00:42:39,182 --> 00:42:41,309
Oh god, oh there it is.

819
00:42:41,517 --> 00:42:42,643
There it is.

820
00:42:42,852 --> 00:42:45,188
Hey you almost done in there?

821
00:42:45,396 --> 00:42:46,397
Oh yeah.

822
00:42:46,606 --> 00:42:49,150
Oh lord, lord have mercy.

823
00:42:49,317 --> 00:42:51,569
Dude.

824
00:42:52,987 --> 00:42:54,989
Fuck, yeah.

825
00:42:56,199 --> 00:42:57,658
Come on maintain.

826
00:42:57,867 --> 00:42:59,410
So my brother was sick

827
00:42:59,619 --> 00:43:02,997
and he kept stuffing tissues up his sleeve like you do

828
00:43:03,206 --> 00:43:05,625
and we get shit faced,

829
00:43:05,833 --> 00:43:07,960
we were like downstairs in my dad's basement bar

830
00:43:08,169 --> 00:43:09,629
and Griff my brother decides

831
00:43:09,837 --> 00:43:11,839
hey it'd be like a really great idea

832
00:43:12,048 --> 00:43:15,676
to take a fifth of Vodka and stuff snotty tissue in it

833
00:43:15,885 --> 00:43:17,053
and then light the sucker on fire.

834
00:43:17,261 --> 00:43:18,554
Boom.

835
00:43:18,763 --> 00:43:20,848
No, no, no, there's not enough alcohol in it.

836
00:43:21,015 --> 00:43:23,101
I like watered it down before the party.

837
00:43:23,309 --> 00:43:25,019
I mean the little bastard would've ended up

838
00:43:25,228 --> 00:43:27,438
at the hospital with alcohol poisoning.

839
00:43:27,647 --> 00:43:28,731
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

840
00:43:28,940 --> 00:43:30,191
So you saved him twice then?

841
00:43:30,399 --> 00:43:32,026
Yeah I did.

842
00:43:32,235 --> 00:43:34,570
So where's your brother at tonight then?

843
00:43:34,779 --> 00:43:38,491
I don't know he's probably still at work.

844
00:43:38,699 --> 00:43:40,868
He's supposed to be by later, he's my DD.

845
00:43:41,035 --> 00:43:42,829
Oh cool, that's pretty nice of him.

846
00:43:43,037 --> 00:43:45,331
Yeah I mean he says he knows I'll need a ride home

847
00:43:45,540 --> 00:43:49,127
but you know I know he's really coming to see Sarah.

848
00:43:49,335 --> 00:43:50,461
Oh really?

849
00:43:50,670 --> 00:43:52,004
Oh yeah, he's got a major crush on her.

850
00:43:52,213 --> 00:43:54,215
I'm pretty sure she has a crush on him too

851
00:43:54,382 --> 00:43:57,760
but like she would never admit it.

852
00:43:57,969 --> 00:44:02,723
And you don't care and you two used to kind of date?

853
00:44:02,932 --> 00:44:04,267
Yeah,

854
00:44:04,475 --> 00:44:06,394
Sarah and I had a magical two weeks

855
00:44:06,602 --> 00:44:08,646
of intense hand holding.

856
00:44:08,855 --> 00:44:10,481
I mean I don't know what you've heard

857
00:44:10,690 --> 00:44:13,943
but Griff and Sarah will make a much better couple trust me.

858
00:44:14,152 --> 00:44:16,654
It's true, the worst mistake she ever made.

859
00:44:18,114 --> 00:44:20,783
Hey, can I grab you for a second?

860
00:44:20,992 --> 00:44:22,660
Oh, uh oh.

861
00:44:22,869 --> 00:44:25,371
Are you taking me to your lair again?

862
00:44:25,580 --> 00:44:27,790
- Don't you hope so?
- Again?

863
00:44:29,917 --> 00:44:32,044
Oh, this is a great party Sarah seriously.

864
00:44:32,253 --> 00:44:33,671
Thank you so much for hosting.

865
00:44:33,880 --> 00:44:35,882
It's so much better than being at a crowded bar

866
00:44:36,048 --> 00:44:37,925
and like I can wear cute shoes.

867
00:44:38,134 --> 00:44:40,803
True they are very cute.

868
00:44:41,012 --> 00:44:42,763
You know I should've just invited you guys over,

869
00:44:42,972 --> 00:44:46,184
instead I've got 25 of my closest fucking strangers.

870
00:44:47,768 --> 00:44:50,605
Well get ready to see a lot more of me.

871
00:44:51,647 --> 00:44:52,815
Really?

872
00:44:53,024 --> 00:44:54,192
I'm moving back.

873
00:44:54,400 --> 00:44:55,902
- Dude seriously?
- Yeah.

874
00:44:56,068 --> 00:44:58,029
Oh, my god, dude that's the most exciting thing ever.

875
00:44:59,864 --> 00:45:01,699
Oh god, Aimee and I had like this crazy idea

876
00:45:01,908 --> 00:45:03,284
that you and Lucas were gonna like...

877
00:45:03,492 --> 00:45:06,829
we're gonna start a business in adult entertainment.

878
00:45:11,667 --> 00:45:12,585
Wait you're fucking with me right?

879
00:45:12,793 --> 00:45:15,004
Oh, no I'm not.

880
00:45:15,213 --> 00:45:16,839
I mean I'm not gonna be in them.

881
00:45:17,048 --> 00:45:17,924
Well you could.

882
00:45:18,132 --> 00:45:20,051
But I'm not I don't think,

883
00:45:20,259 --> 00:45:22,345
but anyway I'm gonna be running the business.

884
00:45:24,805 --> 00:45:27,141
Okay, that's a lot to take in.

885
00:45:28,184 --> 00:45:30,019
But wait there's more.

886
00:45:32,146 --> 00:45:34,023
- Are you pregnant?
- Oh, fuck no.

887
00:45:34,232 --> 00:45:35,983
- Okay.
- Oh Jesus, sweet baby Jesus.

888
00:45:36,150 --> 00:45:37,735
I'd be there.
I would not be there.

889
00:45:40,488 --> 00:45:41,989
Are you,

890
00:45:42,198 --> 00:45:44,575
are you engaged little girl?

891
00:45:46,786 --> 00:45:47,954
- Yes.
- Oh, my god.

892
00:45:50,331 --> 00:45:51,207
Wow.

893
00:45:53,209 --> 00:45:55,795
Okay I know we haven't been dating for very long, I know.

894
00:45:56,003 --> 00:45:58,297
It just feels like you and rob like,

895
00:45:58,506 --> 00:46:00,675
you know you like just broke up.

896
00:46:00,883 --> 00:46:02,051
Okay that's only to you

897
00:46:02,260 --> 00:46:03,469
because to me that was a long ass time ago.

898
00:46:04,887 --> 00:46:06,138
No.

899
00:46:06,347 --> 00:46:09,350
I mean seriously, no Lucas is, he's great.

900
00:46:09,517 --> 00:46:12,270
- Yeah?
- Yeah, you have to trust me.

901
00:46:13,854 --> 00:46:15,231
Dude, yeah I'm sorry.

902
00:46:15,439 --> 00:46:17,900
Congratulations, I've, there's a lot happening,

903
00:46:18,109 --> 00:46:20,528
but I'm so happy for you.

904
00:46:20,736 --> 00:46:21,904
Thanks, me too.

905
00:46:23,489 --> 00:46:24,991
How is all of this happening in your life

906
00:46:25,199 --> 00:46:26,617
and I don't even know about it?

907
00:46:26,826 --> 00:46:29,120
We didn't tell anybody about the engagement.

908
00:46:29,328 --> 00:46:30,454
No?

909
00:46:30,663 --> 00:46:32,373
I wanted you to be the first to know.

910
00:46:32,581 --> 00:46:33,749
Aw.

911
00:46:36,002 --> 00:46:37,920
And seriously you can say no,

912
00:46:38,129 --> 00:46:39,672
but...

913
00:46:39,880 --> 00:46:41,966
Would you be my maid of honor?

914
00:46:42,174 --> 00:46:43,384
Oh, my god. Really?

915
00:46:43,592 --> 00:46:44,719
Please say yes.

916
00:46:44,927 --> 00:46:46,846
I mean yes of course duh.

917
00:46:47,054 --> 00:46:48,931
So it's a cause for celebration so...

918
00:46:49,140 --> 00:46:51,517
yeah.

919
00:46:51,726 --> 00:46:53,769
- I can smoke this here yeah?
- You are the guest of honor

920
00:46:53,978 --> 00:46:55,396
and you can do whatever you can do whatever you would like.

921
00:46:55,604 --> 00:46:56,981
Oh, I think I'll take you up on that.

922
00:47:03,654 --> 00:47:05,614
No dude, I can't do that shit anymore.

923
00:47:05,823 --> 00:47:07,700
I'm like an adult.

924
00:47:09,160 --> 00:47:11,037
I'm sorry have we met?

925
00:47:12,246 --> 00:47:13,873
Yeah well everybody else

926
00:47:14,081 --> 00:47:15,624
is apparently having a good time so.

927
00:47:15,833 --> 00:47:17,251
Thank you.

928
00:47:25,468 --> 00:47:27,011
You smoked like all the weed anyway.

929
00:47:28,512 --> 00:47:30,598
I'm the guest of honor, you just said.

930
00:47:33,684 --> 00:47:35,019
I just,

931
00:47:35,227 --> 00:47:37,063
we should talk more you know?

932
00:47:37,271 --> 00:47:38,189
Yeah we should,

933
00:47:38,397 --> 00:47:39,607
we will, we totally will.

934
00:47:39,815 --> 00:47:41,359
Just I'm such a shitty friend,

935
00:47:41,567 --> 00:47:43,069
- like I don't ever call you.
- Oh, my god.

936
00:47:43,277 --> 00:47:45,738
Aimee went up and saw you and I haven't even seen you yet.

937
00:47:45,946 --> 00:47:47,698
Okay a. You are busy,

938
00:47:47,907 --> 00:47:50,534
b. You're looking for a full time job,

939
00:47:50,743 --> 00:47:52,453
c. You're finishing school.

940
00:47:52,661 --> 00:47:54,997
Come on I never ever expected you to drop everything

941
00:47:55,206 --> 00:47:58,626
and come up for a visit besides I could've called you.

942
00:48:00,878 --> 00:48:03,214
I guess Aimee doesn't really have a lot to do anyway.

943
00:48:03,422 --> 00:48:05,716
She's got here dream job at Macy's

944
00:48:05,925 --> 00:48:07,635
and she's got her American doll collection.

945
00:48:07,843 --> 00:48:08,886
Oh, my god. She...

946
00:48:09,095 --> 00:48:10,054
those are creepy as fuck by the way.

947
00:48:10,262 --> 00:48:11,347
Fine, okay they're creepy.

948
00:48:11,555 --> 00:48:13,682
And the cats, she's got the cats.

949
00:48:13,891 --> 00:48:15,851
Oh, actually she just has the one, the other ones died.

950
00:48:17,561 --> 00:48:19,438
How are you laughing, dick.

951
00:48:19,605 --> 00:48:22,024
I'm sorry, I'm just imagining her saying,

952
00:48:22,233 --> 00:48:24,777
"I just got all this cat death to deal with."

953
00:48:24,985 --> 00:48:26,028
Oh, my god.
You're such an ass.

954
00:48:28,781 --> 00:48:31,033
- You like it.
- Dude Aimee is a nice girl.

955
00:48:31,242 --> 00:48:32,743
I still want you to be

956
00:48:32,952 --> 00:48:35,454
at the announcement tomorrow, some reason.

957
00:48:35,663 --> 00:48:37,331
You've always loved a good asshole.

958
00:48:37,540 --> 00:48:39,458
Oh, my god, seriously will come tomorrow after your folks?

959
00:48:39,625 --> 00:48:41,293
Dude of course I will totally be there.

960
00:48:41,502 --> 00:48:42,753
I would not miss that.

961
00:48:44,088 --> 00:48:46,173
Oh shit.

962
00:48:58,894 --> 00:49:02,606
Sorry folks, can't take this fucker anywhere.

963
00:49:02,815 --> 00:49:05,568
Keep it together, I'm trying to get some pussy.

964
00:49:09,113 --> 00:49:12,324
Oh god, is that TJ?

965
00:49:12,533 --> 00:49:14,368
Jesus I haven't seen that guy in forever

966
00:49:14,577 --> 00:49:17,746
and now he's got a goddamn puppet.

967
00:49:17,955 --> 00:49:19,915
I literally do not remember that guy at all.

968
00:49:20,124 --> 00:49:22,793
Oh, my god. Is that the guy that used to sell candy

969
00:49:23,002 --> 00:49:24,420
for the Biology Club?

970
00:49:24,628 --> 00:49:26,088
Do you think he has candy?

971
00:49:38,309 --> 00:49:40,769
You wouldn't believe what I said after that.

972
00:49:49,778 --> 00:49:51,572
I want to touch him.
Me first.

973
00:49:51,780 --> 00:49:55,075
Ladies, ladies, ladies calm down.

974
00:49:55,284 --> 00:49:59,788
There's enough stuffing for each of you.

975
00:49:59,997 --> 00:50:02,082
Remember how he used to get concussions all the time

976
00:50:02,291 --> 00:50:04,001
from playing tetherball in middle school?

977
00:50:04,210 --> 00:50:07,922
I've been told my dick is just like a Turkey leg.

978
00:50:08,088 --> 00:50:09,798
Or how he got busted for jerking it

979
00:50:10,007 --> 00:50:12,176
in the nonfiction section of the public library?

980
00:50:12,384 --> 00:50:13,844
Gotta work a little bit for the gravy.

981
00:50:16,096 --> 00:50:17,264
- Well I will work it.
- Really?

982
00:50:17,473 --> 00:50:19,808
Do you not have a Kathy comic to read?

983
00:50:21,936 --> 00:50:24,647
Ouch, I like you.

984
00:50:24,855 --> 00:50:26,398
It does not ring a bell.

985
00:50:26,607 --> 00:50:28,567
Dude he used to get stuffed in his locker all the time.

986
00:50:29,944 --> 00:50:30,778
I remember doing that to him.

987
00:50:30,986 --> 00:50:32,530
You were such an asshole.

988
00:50:32,738 --> 00:50:33,989
Yeah that's true.

989
00:50:37,826 --> 00:50:40,287
- Give me something.
- Not yet, not yet.

990
00:50:42,706 --> 00:50:43,916
He wanted to be here.

991
00:50:45,709 --> 00:50:48,504
I am just so happy that the two of you could make it.

992
00:50:48,712 --> 00:50:49,922
He tickles.

993
00:50:51,090 --> 00:50:55,094
What, he's harmless.

994
00:50:55,302 --> 00:50:57,555
And you got on me about inviting weirdo's?

995
00:50:57,763 --> 00:50:59,139
You really have no room to talk.

996
00:50:59,348 --> 00:51:00,641
He's nice.

997
00:51:00,849 --> 00:51:02,726
I like nice people.

998
00:51:02,935 --> 00:51:04,937
I'm sorry do you have a thing for him?

999
00:51:05,145 --> 00:51:06,939
Him and that therapy doll?

1000
00:51:07,147 --> 00:51:08,732
I'm sorry you and your daddy issues

1001
00:51:08,941 --> 00:51:11,610
can take a minute to reflect upon your life choices.

1002
00:51:13,404 --> 00:51:16,156
I bet inside that puppet smells like a beef recall.

1003
00:51:16,365 --> 00:51:18,826
You wish.
You have to meet my parents.

1004
00:51:19,034 --> 00:51:19,994
Ow.

1005
00:51:20,202 --> 00:51:21,912
Get your finger out.

1006
00:51:23,372 --> 00:51:25,291
Dude puppet, so badass.

1007
00:51:26,709 --> 00:51:27,876
- What?
- Yeah.

1008
00:51:28,085 --> 00:51:30,337
No.

1009
00:51:30,546 --> 00:51:32,756
I'm gonna totally mouth fuck that puppet later.

1010
00:51:39,888 --> 00:51:41,932
Dude what the fuck are you doing?

1011
00:51:42,141 --> 00:51:45,894
There's something seriously wrong with your popsicles.

1012
00:51:46,103 --> 00:51:47,479
Yeah it's fucking bratwurst moron

1013
00:51:47,688 --> 00:51:49,607
what are you doing in my freezer?

1014
00:51:49,815 --> 00:51:51,400
I'll be damned.

1015
00:51:51,609 --> 00:51:53,777
You know these are pretty good, you got anymore?

1016
00:51:53,986 --> 00:51:55,988
No dude I don't, if you're hungry go home.

1017
00:51:56,196 --> 00:51:58,282
You live next door, you have more money than all of us.

1018
00:51:58,490 --> 00:52:00,451
No, no, no I can't possibly make it home,

1019
00:52:00,659 --> 00:52:03,787
I'm so high right now and I'm so fucking horny.

1020
00:52:03,996 --> 00:52:06,206
I'm high and I'm horny, it's like a double tap

1021
00:52:06,415 --> 00:52:08,417
to my hierarchy of needs.

1022
00:52:08,626 --> 00:52:10,002
Have you seen Mandy?

1023
00:52:10,210 --> 00:52:11,920
You know what I'm gonna find her for you

1024
00:52:12,129 --> 00:52:13,505
because you deserve that.

1025
00:52:13,714 --> 00:52:14,798
Kyle, Kyle.

1026
00:52:16,050 --> 00:52:18,385
You're a good person, Sarah.

1027
00:52:23,182 --> 00:52:24,808
Hey you got any chili?

1028
00:52:28,103 --> 00:52:29,104
What you have two phones?

1029
00:52:29,313 --> 00:52:30,648
Yeah, hello.

1030
00:52:30,856 --> 00:52:32,858
Hey, yeah I'll go get some burner for pranks.

1031
00:52:33,067 --> 00:52:34,401
Out.

1032
00:52:34,610 --> 00:52:36,028
- Get your weed and get out.
- Oh, let me get back to you.

1033
00:52:36,236 --> 00:52:38,864
Whoa, whoa, whoa hey, hey, here relax.

1034
00:52:39,073 --> 00:52:40,157
Dude no, don't, okay.

1035
00:52:40,366 --> 00:52:42,076
I'm not doing that anymore.

1036
00:52:42,284 --> 00:52:44,787
Right, right, that's why I can smell it on you.

1037
00:52:47,456 --> 00:52:48,415
Anyways.

1038
00:52:50,834 --> 00:52:51,752
So this bitch walks up to me and says...

1039
00:52:51,960 --> 00:52:54,672
Hey have you guys seen Jake?

1040
00:52:54,880 --> 00:52:57,007
Last time I saw him he was looking for some smoke.

1041
00:53:09,186 --> 00:53:10,896
So she walks up to me and says,

1042
00:53:11,105 --> 00:53:13,023
"that's no dick that's a pipe cleaner."

1043
00:53:23,158 --> 00:53:24,702
On the house, brother.

1044
00:53:24,910 --> 00:53:26,870
Not that you were gonna pay for it anyways.

1045
00:53:27,079 --> 00:53:29,748
Yeah I wasn't.

1046
00:53:37,131 --> 00:53:38,257
There's supposed to be some pretty good movies

1047
00:53:38,465 --> 00:53:41,093
- opening this weekend.
- Oh yeah?

1048
00:53:41,301 --> 00:53:44,179
Yeah that's what I heard somewhere.

1049
00:53:45,723 --> 00:53:46,974
I hadn't heard that man

1050
00:53:47,182 --> 00:53:48,642
but I don't really keep up with that stuff.

1051
00:53:48,851 --> 00:53:50,018
I swear to god I can't even remember

1052
00:53:50,227 --> 00:53:51,687
the last time I've been to the movies.

1053
00:53:51,895 --> 00:53:54,606
- I know right.
- Right.

1054
00:53:54,815 --> 00:53:56,775
Yeah, I was thinking about like heading out

1055
00:53:56,984 --> 00:53:59,403
on Friday or something, I don't know.

1056
00:53:59,611 --> 00:54:00,988
Cool man, that's a good time to go.

1057
00:54:01,196 --> 00:54:02,823
That's what I figured.

1058
00:54:07,453 --> 00:54:09,747
You know if you're not doing anything that day

1059
00:54:09,955 --> 00:54:11,540
you can totally come along if you want.

1060
00:54:11,749 --> 00:54:13,041
I won't make you buy my ticket.

1061
00:54:14,710 --> 00:54:16,712
I can't this weekend man my family's all in town,

1062
00:54:16,920 --> 00:54:19,047
a bunch of junk going on, I'm all booked up.

1063
00:54:19,256 --> 00:54:20,466
Oh, right.

1064
00:54:20,674 --> 00:54:22,593
Yeah holiday weekend, duh.

1065
00:54:27,556 --> 00:54:29,725
But if you want to hang out like some other weekend

1066
00:54:29,933 --> 00:54:31,560
totally give me a call, you know?

1067
00:54:31,769 --> 00:54:34,605
I know the holiday weekend it's like crazy.

1068
00:54:34,813 --> 00:54:36,190
Yeah man for sure.

1069
00:54:41,195 --> 00:54:42,821
Hey.

1070
00:54:43,030 --> 00:54:45,616
You know I'm not looking for any kind

1071
00:54:45,824 --> 00:54:47,951
of serious relationship right now right?

1072
00:54:49,703 --> 00:54:50,996
What?

1073
00:54:51,205 --> 00:54:54,333
Jesus, who is?

1074
00:54:54,541 --> 00:54:56,084
I don't know man,

1075
00:54:56,293 --> 00:54:59,338
it kinda felt like you were angling for something there.

1076
00:54:59,546 --> 00:55:02,549
No, no way, you've met me right?

1077
00:55:02,758 --> 00:55:04,426
Yes, yes I have.

1078
00:55:04,635 --> 00:55:06,762
I just, hey I just wanted to make that clear.

1079
00:55:06,970 --> 00:55:09,306
Dude, I was just saying

1080
00:55:09,515 --> 00:55:12,726
if you wanted to go to the movies that's it.

1081
00:55:12,935 --> 00:55:14,978
Cool man, cool.

1082
00:55:15,187 --> 00:55:16,814
I'm actually freezing my ass off out here too

1083
00:55:17,022 --> 00:55:18,607
so I'm gonna head back inside.

1084
00:55:18,816 --> 00:55:20,484
Finish that guy off by yourself.

1085
00:55:24,321 --> 00:55:25,322
Oh my.

1086
00:55:41,672 --> 00:55:43,048
- Hello.
- Hey how's it going?

1087
00:55:43,257 --> 00:55:45,509
I've got five large pepperoni pizzas here.

1088
00:55:46,760 --> 00:55:47,636
Who ordered pizza?

1089
00:55:47,845 --> 00:55:49,429
I did, that's me.

1090
00:55:49,638 --> 00:55:51,181
Well hello there.

1091
00:55:51,390 --> 00:55:52,432
Hi how's it going?

1092
00:55:52,641 --> 00:55:53,767
So how much do I owe you?

1093
00:55:53,976 --> 00:55:55,561
It's gonna be 42.68.

1094
00:55:58,981 --> 00:56:00,691
Keep the change.

1095
00:56:00,899 --> 00:56:03,944
Okay whatever lady.

1096
00:56:04,152 --> 00:56:06,196
I'm pretty sure that puts you on a sex offender registry.

1097
00:56:06,405 --> 00:56:09,074
Maybe he'll call me mommy.

1098
00:56:09,283 --> 00:56:12,911
God what is wrong with everybody, I have food.

1099
00:56:15,289 --> 00:56:16,915
I know where this is going.

1100
00:56:29,261 --> 00:56:31,263
Hey you're totally out of toilet paper.

1101
00:56:31,471 --> 00:56:32,973
Okay.

1102
00:56:33,181 --> 00:56:35,142
I already went through all the cabinets and the closet.

1103
00:56:35,350 --> 00:56:37,519
- Great, I'll find you some.
- Great.

1104
00:56:42,566 --> 00:56:45,444
Oh, my god, you were right.
Kyle is not gonna work out.

1105
00:56:45,652 --> 00:56:47,863
Oh, okay I do want to hear about this

1106
00:56:48,071 --> 00:56:50,073
but can we just do this in like a little bit.

1107
00:56:50,282 --> 00:56:52,743
Uh huh sure, when would be a good time?

1108
00:56:52,951 --> 00:56:54,077
Just a little bit later okay?

1109
00:56:54,286 --> 00:56:55,871
I'm really not trying to blow you off.

1110
00:56:56,079 --> 00:56:57,831
Sure fine.

1111
00:56:58,040 --> 00:57:00,542
By the way mom said, "feel free to wear comfy pants tomorrow."

1112
00:57:00,751 --> 00:57:02,002
We're not dressing up.

1113
00:57:02,210 --> 00:57:03,587
God dude I'm sorry, I forgot to tell you

1114
00:57:03,795 --> 00:57:05,172
I'm not gonna be able to make it.

1115
00:57:05,380 --> 00:57:07,424
Kelsey asked me to come over and then...

1116
00:57:07,633 --> 00:57:08,759
uh huh, I see.

1117
00:57:10,052 --> 00:57:11,511
Dude don't be like that.

1118
00:57:11,720 --> 00:57:13,138
I'm with you every single Thanksgiving.

1119
00:57:13,347 --> 00:57:14,473
I can probably make it,

1120
00:57:14,681 --> 00:57:16,058
I just, I don't know what time...

1121
00:57:16,266 --> 00:57:18,185
Nate.

1122
00:57:18,393 --> 00:57:20,145
Dude come on Kelsey's engaged,

1123
00:57:20,354 --> 00:57:22,564
they're announcing it tomorrow and she asked me to be there.

1124
00:57:22,773 --> 00:57:24,650
How nice for you.

1125
00:57:24,858 --> 00:57:27,069
You have me every Thanksgiving.

1126
00:57:27,277 --> 00:57:29,780
Oh, my god, Sarah.

1127
00:57:29,988 --> 00:57:32,866
Come on you knew tomorrow was gonna be weird for me.

1128
00:57:33,075 --> 00:57:34,076
Oh, no, no but that's cool

1129
00:57:34,284 --> 00:57:35,786
I'm sure Kelsey's engagement

1130
00:57:35,994 --> 00:57:37,871
trumps my little faggot situation.

1131
00:57:38,080 --> 00:57:40,999
Dammit I'm sorry I can't be everywhere all the time okay?

1132
00:57:41,208 --> 00:57:43,418
You could stop riding my ass.

1133
00:57:43,627 --> 00:57:44,920
I was really counting on you being

1134
00:57:45,128 --> 00:57:47,464
my moral support tomorrow and my family buffer.

1135
00:57:47,673 --> 00:57:49,174
Do you even remember that?

1136
00:57:49,383 --> 00:57:51,718
Can your brother be moral support just until I get there?

1137
00:57:53,887 --> 00:57:56,223
I'm sorry okay, truly I am sorry,

1138
00:57:56,431 --> 00:58:00,102
but if you can just cut me a little slack all right.

1139
00:58:00,310 --> 00:58:02,062
I'm kinda having a rough week.

1140
00:58:12,489 --> 00:58:14,491
Sarah, no what, what?

1141
00:58:14,700 --> 00:58:15,909
What now, what tiny event

1142
00:58:16,118 --> 00:58:17,577
are you gonna blow way out of proportion?

1143
00:58:17,786 --> 00:58:20,497
I don't even want to talk to you right now okay?

1144
00:58:20,706 --> 00:58:22,040
I will be there tomorrow like I am

1145
00:58:22,249 --> 00:58:24,501
for every other thing in your needy fucking life.

1146
00:58:36,555 --> 00:58:40,100
Hey Sarah you're gonna get toilet paper right?

1147
00:58:40,267 --> 00:58:41,768
It would be my goddamn pleasure

1148
00:58:41,935 --> 00:58:43,895
to get you some fucking toilet paper!

1149
00:58:46,440 --> 00:58:48,442
Does anybody else need anything while I'm out?

1150
00:58:48,650 --> 00:58:49,860
No, anyone?

1151
00:59:04,583 --> 00:59:06,543
- What the fuck.
- Hey fuck you, bitch.

1152
00:59:36,239 --> 00:59:38,992
So what the hell happened to you?

1153
00:59:39,201 --> 00:59:42,621
I got humdingered by the fucking kids outside.

1154
00:59:44,039 --> 00:59:45,832
Nice, wish I could've seen that.

1155
00:59:56,218 --> 00:59:57,260
Hey.

1156
01:00:01,515 --> 01:00:02,933
You look like you needed a break.

1157
01:00:04,101 --> 01:00:05,268
Is that right?

1158
01:00:19,366 --> 01:00:20,367
Oh god.

1159
01:00:27,249 --> 01:00:28,458
Why did I ask him out?

1160
01:00:28,667 --> 01:00:30,877
How did I think that was gonna go?

1161
01:00:31,086 --> 01:00:33,004
You know I totally get it.

1162
01:00:35,257 --> 01:00:36,591
Back in the day...

1163
01:00:36,800 --> 01:00:39,761
I used to be a groupie for the spin doctors.

1164
01:00:40,971 --> 01:00:41,972
Uh huh.

1165
01:00:42,180 --> 01:00:44,599
And after a while I was

1166
01:00:44,808 --> 01:00:46,893
hanging out after the shows and stuff

1167
01:00:47,060 --> 01:00:49,062
and making the rounds...

1168
01:00:50,605 --> 01:00:52,190
Of the guys.

1169
01:00:52,399 --> 01:00:56,987
I started to realize that lam worth more than this.

1170
01:00:57,904 --> 01:00:59,656
Sure.

1171
01:00:59,865 --> 01:01:01,741
So, then...

1172
01:01:03,243 --> 01:01:04,870
I hooked up with third eye blind.

1173
01:01:06,830 --> 01:01:08,039
See, there you go.

1174
01:01:11,585 --> 01:01:12,836
Yeah.

1175
01:01:13,044 --> 01:01:15,755
Oh, so that's where our usual suspects are.

1176
01:01:16,882 --> 01:01:18,300
Yeah drinking at my place

1177
01:01:18,508 --> 01:01:20,218
and getting on my fucking nerves.

1178
01:01:20,385 --> 01:01:21,970
Did you know I'm supposed

1179
01:01:22,179 --> 01:01:25,390
to be at everyone's house tomorrow like a superhero.

1180
01:01:25,599 --> 01:01:27,976
Oh super, Sarah.

1181
01:01:30,145 --> 01:01:34,482
So, what I'm hearing is that you have friends

1182
01:01:34,691 --> 01:01:36,902
that actually want to hang out with you

1183
01:01:37,068 --> 01:01:41,239
and parents that actually genuinely care about you.

1184
01:01:41,448 --> 01:01:43,033
Aw sucks to be you.

1185
01:01:48,413 --> 01:01:49,497
I mean,

1186
01:01:52,792 --> 01:01:54,502
you're right I mean,

1187
01:01:54,711 --> 01:01:56,838
I deserve to be in a relationship

1188
01:01:57,047 --> 01:02:00,717
with someone who actually wants to be with me,

1189
01:02:00,926 --> 01:02:01,927
who wants to hang out.

1190
01:02:02,093 --> 01:02:02,969
Amen brother.

1191
01:02:14,189 --> 01:02:15,732
You know, Sarah,

1192
01:02:15,941 --> 01:02:18,360
didn't have time to even give me a minute.

1193
01:02:18,568 --> 01:02:20,737
Just had to rush off.

1194
01:02:20,946 --> 01:02:25,116
Life goes by pretty quick, blink and you miss it.

1195
01:02:28,954 --> 01:02:30,080
But then was I really mad at her

1196
01:02:30,288 --> 01:02:33,541
or was I just taking it out on her

1197
01:02:33,750 --> 01:02:35,669
because of the whole stupid thing with Kyle?

1198
01:02:38,213 --> 01:02:39,422
I wasn't fair to her.

1199
01:02:39,631 --> 01:02:41,258
Oh hey, it takes all kinds.

1200
01:02:43,009 --> 01:02:44,302
Listen,

1201
01:02:44,511 --> 01:02:47,430
I don't want to trivialize your situation

1202
01:02:47,639 --> 01:02:51,142
but with problems being on a scale of one to 10,

1203
01:02:51,351 --> 01:02:54,688
one being none at all and 10 being a shitload,

1204
01:02:54,896 --> 01:02:56,648
you're at like a four.

1205
01:02:56,856 --> 01:02:59,818
And you're kinda making it a 10 so.

1206
01:03:03,071 --> 01:03:06,408
You know what? I don't think water's doing the trick, shots.

1207
01:03:06,616 --> 01:03:08,451
- Shots.
- No, no.

1208
01:03:08,660 --> 01:03:10,161
Oh, no argument, no.

1209
01:03:10,370 --> 01:03:12,706
I'm only supposed to get toilet paper.

1210
01:03:12,914 --> 01:03:14,291
Shots.

1211
01:03:15,834 --> 01:03:17,043
Okay twist my arm.

1212
01:03:17,252 --> 01:03:19,504
There we go.

1213
01:03:19,713 --> 01:03:21,673
To life, it only gets worse.

1214
01:03:26,678 --> 01:03:28,555
Oh, why did you give me well?

1215
01:03:30,265 --> 01:03:31,099
Stop.

1216
01:03:33,560 --> 01:03:35,312
What are you gonna do?

1217
01:03:35,520 --> 01:03:37,814
Smile, it's Drinksgiving.

1218
01:03:38,023 --> 01:03:39,774
- Drinksgiving.
- Drinksgiving.

1219
01:03:46,489 --> 01:03:48,074
Thanks for having me over tonight.

1220
01:03:49,993 --> 01:03:51,286
Oh, my god.
Absolutely, love.

1221
01:03:51,494 --> 01:03:53,371
Anytime.

1222
01:03:53,580 --> 01:03:56,291
I mostly just get invited to orgies anymore

1223
01:03:56,499 --> 01:03:58,752
or you know like if a couple

1224
01:03:58,918 --> 01:04:01,046
wants to spice things up in the bedroom.

1225
01:04:04,632 --> 01:04:05,508
Well.

1226
01:04:12,599 --> 01:04:14,434
I gotta get back inside.

1227
01:04:15,477 --> 01:04:17,145
Thanks for the talk.

1228
01:04:17,354 --> 01:04:20,023
Steady at the wheel man.

1229
01:04:20,231 --> 01:04:21,858
You're a thousand times better than

1230
01:04:22,067 --> 01:04:23,568
the fucking spin doctors.

1231
01:04:24,652 --> 01:04:25,528
Thanks.

1232
01:04:28,365 --> 01:04:31,117
Oh boy.

1233
01:04:32,452 --> 01:04:34,704
There it is, I'm feeling it.

1234
01:05:03,983 --> 01:05:05,402
- Hey.
- Hi.

1235
01:05:08,696 --> 01:05:09,781
Are you getting this?

1236
01:05:09,989 --> 01:05:11,991
Yeah I'm witnessing, that's amazing.

1237
01:05:12,200 --> 01:05:14,035
How are you, seriously?

1238
01:05:14,244 --> 01:05:15,912
I'm okay, I'm better.

1239
01:05:16,121 --> 01:05:17,789
- Are you sure?
- I'm better than that.

1240
01:05:17,997 --> 01:05:20,083
Okay that does not count, that is not the baseline.

1241
01:05:22,210 --> 01:05:25,922
Jake attempted to hold down the fort while you were gone.

1242
01:05:26,131 --> 01:05:28,842
I did my best but I don't exactly run a tight ship.

1243
01:05:29,008 --> 01:05:30,468
- He does not.
- What's broken?

1244
01:05:30,635 --> 01:05:32,262
No Sarah nothings broken,

1245
01:05:32,470 --> 01:05:35,056
come on don't worry please, please.

1246
01:05:35,265 --> 01:05:37,225
You guys I'm really sorry, genuinely,

1247
01:05:37,434 --> 01:05:38,768
I didn't mean to get pissed at you guys

1248
01:05:38,977 --> 01:05:40,395
I was just pissed at the situation.

1249
01:05:40,603 --> 01:05:43,273
I needed to like to get out and walk and rant.

1250
01:05:43,481 --> 01:05:44,983
I'm gonna try to get to both of your houses tomorrow

1251
01:05:45,191 --> 01:05:48,278
and somehow not piss off my parents which will be...

1252
01:05:48,486 --> 01:05:50,905
- Well.
- Guys, guys.

1253
01:05:51,114 --> 01:05:53,283
Sarah what's your plan tomorrow?

1254
01:05:53,491 --> 01:05:55,243
Oh, a bit of chaos and insanity, the usual, the normal.

1255
01:05:55,452 --> 01:05:56,286
Yep, yep, yep.

1256
01:05:56,494 --> 01:05:57,954
Okay so here's the master plan,

1257
01:05:58,163 --> 01:06:00,081
what time does dinner end at your house?

1258
01:06:01,541 --> 01:06:03,418
Like three-ish, three-ish.

1259
01:06:03,626 --> 01:06:04,502
Okay so three o'clock.

1260
01:06:04,711 --> 01:06:06,045
Jake, Jake,

1261
01:06:06,254 --> 01:06:09,257
what time does dinner usually start at your house?

1262
01:06:09,466 --> 01:06:12,177
Well late, there's a lot of divorces in my family,

1263
01:06:12,343 --> 01:06:14,012
there's crazy schedules.

1264
01:06:14,220 --> 01:06:16,639
Well then why don't you just come over for cocktail hour?

1265
01:06:16,848 --> 01:06:17,807
Like you don't have to do the whole dinner,

1266
01:06:18,016 --> 01:06:19,893
just go in between.

1267
01:06:20,101 --> 01:06:22,061
Are you sure, you don't need me like at dinner?

1268
01:06:22,270 --> 01:06:23,688
Oh god, no it's totally fine.

1269
01:06:23,897 --> 01:06:25,523
So if I left your place at like six

1270
01:06:25,690 --> 01:06:28,735
I can come to your place at like 6:30, yeah?

1271
01:06:29,944 --> 01:06:30,862
Dudes we can totally do that.

1272
01:06:31,070 --> 01:06:31,905
There you go.

1273
01:06:32,113 --> 01:06:33,281
- Hooray.
- Yay.

1274
01:06:34,574 --> 01:06:36,868
Good job team.

1275
01:06:37,076 --> 01:06:40,246
Jake do you, okay, do you want to come to cocktail?

1276
01:06:40,455 --> 01:06:41,289
I don't know if I want to ask you that.

1277
01:06:41,498 --> 01:06:42,665
Why?

1278
01:06:42,874 --> 01:06:43,666
Do you want to come to cocktail hour?

1279
01:06:43,875 --> 01:06:45,418
Oh, my god. Yes!

1280
01:06:45,627 --> 01:06:47,212
Oh, do I want to get away from my house for a little bit?

1281
01:06:47,378 --> 01:06:50,089
- Yeah please, thank you.
- You're welcome.

1282
01:06:51,382 --> 01:06:53,384
Thank you, thank you.

1283
01:06:53,593 --> 01:06:55,053
Thank you, you can just follow me around

1284
01:06:55,261 --> 01:06:56,596
and be like schedule secretary.

1285
01:06:56,804 --> 01:06:58,389
No, no listen both of you keep your mitts off my man.

1286
01:06:58,598 --> 01:06:59,849
I saw him first.

1287
01:07:00,058 --> 01:07:01,142
What, don't bring him around if we can't...

1288
01:07:01,351 --> 01:07:03,436
- get your own.
- I'm gonna us shots.

1289
01:07:03,645 --> 01:07:06,064
- No that's not a good idea.
- Here we go shots.

1290
01:07:06,272 --> 01:07:07,732
No one here needs shots.

1291
01:07:07,941 --> 01:07:08,816
I think he does.

1292
01:07:09,025 --> 01:07:10,860
No, oh and speaking of no one

1293
01:07:11,069 --> 01:07:13,821
needing anything but perhaps some water.

1294
01:07:14,030 --> 01:07:18,034
Hi, oh good morning. Sunshine.

1295
01:07:18,243 --> 01:07:21,746
Oh, so, so pretty, this is not, no that's not happening, no.

1296
01:07:21,955 --> 01:07:25,375
Yep, hey let's go for a walk into the kitchen.

1297
01:07:25,583 --> 01:07:27,710
- Can you take pictures?
- It'll be so,

1298
01:07:27,919 --> 01:07:30,880
actually yes I will, come on it will be fun.

1299
01:07:32,549 --> 01:07:34,342
- Happy Drinksgiving.
- Happy Drinksgiving.

1300
01:07:43,059 --> 01:07:44,227
Oh, of course.

1301
01:07:55,738 --> 01:07:56,906
You're the prank caller, huh?

1302
01:07:58,241 --> 01:07:59,158
I should've fucking known.

1303
01:07:59,367 --> 01:08:00,994
You are a jerk.

1304
01:08:01,202 --> 01:08:05,039
The call is coming from inside the house.

1305
01:08:05,248 --> 01:08:08,876
You think you're really funny huh, immature turd.

1306
01:08:09,085 --> 01:08:11,087
Oh yeah well let's see.
Have fun with this.

1307
01:08:12,672 --> 01:08:15,550
I will have plenty of fun with this.

1308
01:08:15,758 --> 01:08:17,844
Oh wait, wait, Sarah.
Sarah seriously.

1309
01:08:18,052 --> 01:08:20,555
Thank you for not putting this in your cooch.

1310
01:08:24,976 --> 01:08:26,144
- Lucas.
- Hey fellas.

1311
01:08:26,352 --> 01:08:28,062
- Man good to meet you.
- I as well.

1312
01:08:28,271 --> 01:08:29,314
- I as well.
- Hey.

1313
01:08:29,522 --> 01:08:30,773
Hey I heard you were in the movies.

1314
01:08:30,982 --> 01:08:33,776
- Yeah, yeah.
- Yeah, that's what I heard.

1315
01:08:39,532 --> 01:08:40,950
He's gonna be a big star.

1316
01:08:45,079 --> 01:08:49,626
That's my lady friend you're messing with there good sir.

1317
01:08:49,834 --> 01:08:52,003
No, no, no she's going home with me

1318
01:08:52,211 --> 01:08:54,047
so I can get my deposit back.

1319
01:08:54,213 --> 01:08:56,382
Okay, okay buddy no worries.

1320
01:08:56,591 --> 01:08:58,259
You think you're so cool

1321
01:08:58,468 --> 01:09:00,386
just because you've had simulated sex

1322
01:09:00,595 --> 01:09:01,804
with Shannon tweed.

1323
01:09:02,013 --> 01:09:03,806
Hell I've had simulated sex with Shannon tweed.

1324
01:09:04,015 --> 01:09:05,558
That doesn't make you cool at all.

1325
01:09:05,767 --> 01:09:08,102
I think I'm gonna have to take you down a notch or two.

1326
01:09:08,311 --> 01:09:09,270
Take it easy.

1327
01:09:09,479 --> 01:09:10,980
Hey!

1328
01:09:11,189 --> 01:09:15,777
Hey man, I think you need to sit down and relax okay?

1329
01:09:15,985 --> 01:09:19,072
Hey you, you don't get to tell me what to do.

1330
01:09:19,238 --> 01:09:21,199
Man I would love to beat your ass right now

1331
01:09:21,407 --> 01:09:23,076
but I'm not sure that Medicaid

1332
01:09:23,284 --> 01:09:25,578
would even cover the cost of your injuries.

1333
01:09:25,787 --> 01:09:28,164
Young man I don't think you really want to do this.

1334
01:09:28,373 --> 01:09:31,417
I know I seem like a pacifist but I have a dark side

1335
01:09:31,626 --> 01:09:34,128
that you do not want to tap into.

1336
01:09:34,337 --> 01:09:36,089
Buddy you don't even want to get into this right now.

1337
01:09:36,297 --> 01:09:38,216
Oh, you've just crossed the line now.

1338
01:09:38,424 --> 01:09:39,717
Hey.

1339
01:09:45,848 --> 01:09:49,018
Dude, you're old.

1340
01:09:49,227 --> 01:09:52,146
It's late, you're creeping people out

1341
01:09:52,355 --> 01:09:53,856
and that is coming from me.

1342
01:09:55,525 --> 01:09:57,276
I think the bus to Margaritaville does leave

1343
01:09:57,485 --> 01:09:59,070
and all right old guy?

1344
01:09:59,237 --> 01:10:02,782
But I want you to say goodbye and apologize to my friend.

1345
01:10:10,581 --> 01:10:12,917
I...

1346
01:10:14,794 --> 01:10:15,712
I'm good.

1347
01:10:18,923 --> 01:10:20,466
I apologize...

1348
01:10:21,300 --> 01:10:23,344
for my behavior

1349
01:10:23,553 --> 01:10:26,556
in this most recent interaction.

1350
01:10:26,764 --> 01:10:28,683
I hope we're good.

1351
01:10:29,600 --> 01:10:31,436
Yeah we're good.

1352
01:10:31,644 --> 01:10:35,189
I loved you in anal antiquity it was very nice.

1353
01:10:35,398 --> 01:10:36,190
All right.

1354
01:10:37,817 --> 01:10:40,903
Sarah, it was a hell of a party.

1355
01:10:42,447 --> 01:10:44,574
Thanks for not throwing me out.

1356
01:10:44,782 --> 01:10:48,035
Well technically that's what we're doing right now, it is.

1357
01:10:48,244 --> 01:10:49,078
Stop.

1358
01:10:54,500 --> 01:10:55,710
Mandy, Mandy wait up.

1359
01:10:55,918 --> 01:10:58,546
Wait up Mandy, you promised me a handy.

1360
01:10:58,755 --> 01:10:59,630
Mandy.

1361
01:11:01,007 --> 01:11:02,383
I didn't hit him.

1362
01:11:02,592 --> 01:11:04,218
That's actually impressive.

1363
01:11:04,427 --> 01:11:07,388
- I'm Buddhist now so.
- You've come a long way.

1364
01:11:10,016 --> 01:11:11,184
Happy Drinksgiving.

1365
01:11:11,392 --> 01:11:13,352
Happy Drinksgiving.

1366
01:11:13,561 --> 01:11:15,646
Your fault.

1367
01:11:15,855 --> 01:11:16,689
He's gonna first.

1368
01:11:16,898 --> 01:11:18,274
Oh Christ.

1369
01:11:53,768 --> 01:11:54,685
Hello?

1370
01:11:56,646 --> 01:11:57,605
Anybody here?

1371
01:12:27,134 --> 01:12:28,553
- Oh.
- Oh, my god.

1372
01:12:28,761 --> 01:12:30,471
- Oh, my god, you scared me.
- Sorry.

1373
01:12:30,680 --> 01:12:32,557
- I was just...
- That's embarrassing.

1374
01:12:32,723 --> 01:12:34,642
That's okay, you were dancing and then I was kind of watching

1375
01:12:34,851 --> 01:12:37,687
but I didn't want to interrupt the dancing.

1376
01:12:37,895 --> 01:12:40,606
Yeah uh-huh.

1377
01:12:40,815 --> 01:12:43,234
I didn't know you sang, it was good.

1378
01:12:43,442 --> 01:12:44,861
- I don't.
- No?

1379
01:12:45,069 --> 01:12:46,237
No.

1380
01:12:46,445 --> 01:12:48,072
It was good, you should sing.

1381
01:12:49,657 --> 01:12:51,868
Well I'm just here to get Jake.

1382
01:12:52,076 --> 01:12:53,786
Oh, he's still here?

1383
01:12:55,246 --> 01:12:57,039
I mean yeah he should be right?

1384
01:12:57,248 --> 01:12:59,166
Do you have water?

1385
01:13:01,168 --> 01:13:03,754
I'm gonna, sorry, excuse me.

1386
01:13:07,133 --> 01:13:08,926
Do you have water?

1387
01:13:23,524 --> 01:13:24,400
Oh.

1388
01:13:26,444 --> 01:13:27,361
Oh.

1389
01:13:31,782 --> 01:13:32,992
I'm the power man.

1390
01:13:48,716 --> 01:13:51,052
I really wanted to get here earlier but I went to work

1391
01:13:51,260 --> 01:13:52,553
and then you know went home to change

1392
01:13:52,762 --> 01:13:54,513
and I don't know time kinda got away from me.

1393
01:13:54,722 --> 01:13:56,182
It's all good, you're here now.

1394
01:13:56,390 --> 01:13:57,808
Thank you for helping me clean by the way.

1395
01:13:58,017 --> 01:13:59,268
Oh, yeah of course.

1396
01:13:59,477 --> 01:14:02,271
Nobody likes to wake up to a big mess right?

1397
01:14:02,480 --> 01:14:04,065
No.

1398
01:14:04,273 --> 01:14:06,233
So the party was a success?

1399
01:14:09,362 --> 01:14:11,155
Success would be a strong word.

1400
01:14:11,364 --> 01:14:13,157
I wouldn't really call it that.
I didn't really come up with

1401
01:14:13,366 --> 01:14:15,660
like a success measurement rubric though so.

1402
01:14:15,868 --> 01:14:17,286
Oh, I have one if you need it.

1403
01:14:17,495 --> 01:14:18,621
- Do you?
- Yeah.

1404
01:14:18,829 --> 01:14:20,373
Just when I have parties I hand out like

1405
01:14:20,581 --> 01:14:21,749
a questionnaire afterwards.

1406
01:14:21,958 --> 01:14:23,209
- Oh yeah.
- Yeah, yeah.

1407
01:14:23,417 --> 01:14:26,295
Just like, did you enjoy the party, you know?

1408
01:14:26,504 --> 01:14:28,422
On like a scale of one to ten

1409
01:14:28,631 --> 01:14:30,007
how would you rate your party experience?

1410
01:14:30,216 --> 01:14:31,300
Yes, what could we have done

1411
01:14:31,509 --> 01:14:32,927
to enhance your party experience?

1412
01:14:33,135 --> 01:14:35,304
Oh that one's good, mm-hm.

1413
01:14:35,513 --> 01:14:37,473
Oh, here's a good one, did you get food poisoning

1414
01:14:37,682 --> 01:14:40,351
at our party because someone probably did.

1415
01:14:40,559 --> 01:14:42,228
- Oh.
- Don't smell it.

1416
01:14:42,436 --> 01:14:43,604
- I smelled it.
- Oh.

1417
01:14:45,564 --> 01:14:46,857
Soak that.

1418
01:14:47,066 --> 01:14:48,651
I don't know I just thought I'd have

1419
01:14:48,859 --> 01:14:50,444
you know like an adult party this year,

1420
01:14:50,653 --> 01:14:53,364
not like stodgy or buttoned up but mature.

1421
01:14:53,572 --> 01:14:55,199
You know avoid the shit show that you see

1422
01:14:55,408 --> 01:14:56,826
at the bar most of the time.

1423
01:14:57,034 --> 01:15:01,038
Yeah, well, you can take the people out of the bar.

1424
01:15:05,376 --> 01:15:08,462
Speaking of are you going to be joining us tomorrow?

1425
01:15:08,671 --> 01:15:10,172
Oh probably.

1426
01:15:10,381 --> 01:15:12,466
I'm gonna have to go to two places tomorrow

1427
01:15:12,675 --> 01:15:13,843
so I think I'm gonna come

1428
01:15:14,051 --> 01:15:15,886
to you guy's house like tomorrow night.

1429
01:15:16,095 --> 01:15:17,013
- Cool.
- Yeah.

1430
01:15:17,221 --> 01:15:18,431
All right.

1431
01:15:18,639 --> 01:15:21,434
Well I hope so just for my sake you know.

1432
01:15:21,642 --> 01:15:23,978
Wouldn't feel like Thanksgiving without you so.

1433
01:15:30,109 --> 01:15:31,569
So, what is this?

1434
01:15:33,446 --> 01:15:37,742
That, so that's chili or actually chili ingredients.

1435
01:15:37,908 --> 01:15:40,828
This asshole that I don't actually know

1436
01:15:41,037 --> 01:15:42,913
brought me stuff to make chili

1437
01:15:43,122 --> 01:15:47,084
and brought me a possibly working crock pot so.

1438
01:15:47,293 --> 01:15:48,794
Wow, okay...

1439
01:15:49,003 --> 01:15:50,880
Well I know what we need to do.

1440
01:15:53,549 --> 01:15:54,842
- With that?
- Mm-hm.

1441
01:15:55,051 --> 01:15:55,968
Oh, my god, that'll take all night.

1442
01:15:58,971 --> 01:16:00,931
No, stick it in the crock,

1443
01:16:01,140 --> 01:16:02,516
it'll be good by morning.

1444
01:16:02,725 --> 01:16:03,726
- Yeah?
- Yeah.

1445
01:16:05,436 --> 01:16:07,521
Bold plan.

1446
01:16:07,730 --> 01:16:10,399
I'm a bold man.

1447
01:16:15,571 --> 01:16:16,572
Oh, honey.

1448
01:16:16,781 --> 01:16:18,699
Sarah, I just wanted to,

1449
01:16:20,534 --> 01:16:21,494
oh, chili.

1450
01:16:23,412 --> 01:16:24,789
In the morning.

1451
01:16:26,916 --> 01:16:29,043
I just wanted to say that...

1452
01:16:31,796 --> 01:16:34,131
shh, we're good, we're good yeah.

1453
01:16:46,685 --> 01:16:47,728
Go to bed.

1454
01:19:43,404 --> 01:19:45,864
Woo, that was amazing.

1455
01:19:47,950 --> 01:19:49,451
Can we go to sleep yet?

1456
01:19:50,995 --> 01:19:52,955
You know you could join in.

1457
01:20:05,009 --> 01:20:05,884
Typical.

1458
01:20:07,928 --> 01:20:10,264
Hang on a second, he only lasts about two minutes.