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Deadmeat Chronicles: Rejection

Mar 22nd, 2013
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  1. >You are a maroon unicorn fluffy with a light green mane.
  2. >You are sitting in the healing room with your teddy bear by your side.
  3. >Your bruises are going down and you are getting your strength back.
  4. >The child gate is across the door opening and the stinky water monster is looking over it at you.
  5. >She is beaming a smile at you, “Aren’t you excited!?”
  6. >”The vet ran an EEG and says you might be the smartest fluffy alive!”
  7. >You stare at her coldly not saying a word.
  8. >”He says you have brain activity that no other fluffy has.”
  9. >”He’s publishing a paper about you online.”
  10. >You respond with a raspberry.
  11. >She turns and walks away, “Why is he so cold to me now…”
  12. >You sit there for a minute staring at the door.
  13. >You see a nose of a fluffy poking out from the side.
  14. >It sniffs the air and two fluffies walk into the door way and start to puff their cheeks at you.
  15. >Alexander walks into the doorway and snorts at you, “Yoo bad fwuffy!”
  16. >You lay down in the pet bed with your back to them.
  17. >”Awexandeh gowing make mommeh gif yoo biggest owchies!”
  18. >He sneers waiting for an answer but you give none.
  19. >He points at you through the fence, “Yoo bad fwuffy! Awexandeh gif dum stinky fwuffy chance to be in hewd!”
  20. >”Yoo nuu in hewd, Awexandeh make yoo go by bye wike yoo dum dum fwen!”
  21. >You glance at him, “Go way!”
  22. >”Awexandeh get wid of dum dum smawty and haf aww mommeh wub! Den yoo get big owchies!”
  23. >The fluffies behind him start to cheer, “Yay! Smawty gif big owchies!”, “Fwuffies be cwosest to mommeh!”
  24. >”Awexandeh bestest fwuffy! Awexandeh gudest smawty!”
  25. >They stand there daring you to make a move.
  26. >You stand and face them, “Go way or Deadmeat gif owchies.”
  27. >You slowly start to walk to the fence.
  28. >The fluffies start shaking, “Yoo nuu get fwuffy!”
  29. >You continue to walk to them.
  30. >Alexander starts to fidget then run in place, “Awexandeh get mommeh to gif sowwies!”
  31. >He turns and runs as the other fluffies fall behind him, “Bad stinky fwuffy get Awexandeh! Wahhhhh!”
  32. >He quickly disappears down the hall leaving you alone.
  33. >You look around the room, it is rather spacious.
  34. >You start to stretch and roll around.
  35. >You stand again and take off.
  36. >You run around the room.
  37. >You let the sound of your hooves fill your ear.
  38. >You run from corner to corner, you bound off the walls and do u-turns.
  39. >Your leg is not as stiff anymore and you think you are almost back to your best.
  40. >You need to heal just a bit more.
  41. >”Bad fwuffy….”
  42. >You run and jump trying to ignore the new voice.
  43. >”Siw Wiwwam Nipwetro… Smawty bwing toy fo fwen…”
  44. >You run and bring yourself to stop in front of the door.
  45. >Princess Princess is there leaning on a ball smiling at you.
  46. >There is a cut on her front right leg.
  47. >”Smawty bwing toy! Fwen pway! …. But nuu can come in woom…”
  48. >She stares at the fence for a minute seemingly lost, “Wan gif toy but fwuffy waww stawp Pwincess Pwincess…”
  49. >You walk up to the gate and hit the latch with your horn opening it.
  50. >You move the gate to the side watching Pricess Princess’s face light up.
  51. >”Yay! Gif bad fwuffy toy!”
  52. >She noses the ball into you room.
  53. >You close the gate again and put the latch back.
  54. >Princess Princess runs around excitedly, “Yay! Wif fwen! We pway and haf fun!”
  55. >She runs up to your teddy bear and stops.
  56. >”But nuu hewt fwen toy…”
  57. >She looks at you beaming a smile, “Yoo wike toy! Mommeh nefeh gif toy befo. Onwy smawty gif toy.”
  58. >She looks back at the soft plush bear, “Pwincess Pwincess nuu get toys…”
  59. >You walk past her and lay down, “Nuu wan pway. Why yoo hewe?”
  60. >She gets an indignant look on her face, “Yoo hewd fwuffy! Smawty make sure hewd oh tay!”
  61. >You just lay there.
  62. >” … Pwincess Pwincess wike haf fun wif bad fwuffy…”
  63. >She walks up and sits next to you.
  64. >”Yoo pway wif Pwincess Pwincess because yoo wan to pway… uffer fwuffy pway because mommeh say so.”
  65. >”Yoo nice to Deadmeat. Uffer fwuffy nuu wike Deadmeat.”
  66. >You don’t look at her, you just stare off.
  67. >”Yay! Fwuffies wike pway! Yoo happy noa!”
  68. >Princess Princess jumps around happily.
  69. >”Nuu, nuu happy. Wan go way…”
  70. >”Deadmeat nuu wike dis pwace. Deadmeat nuu wike two wegged munsta…”
  71. >”Nuuu! Yoo nuu go way! Mommeh wub bad fwuffy! Yoo-“
  72. >You turn and snap, “Dat nuu yoo mommeh! Dat stinky wa wa munsta! Onwy fwuffy be fwuffy mommeh!”
  73. >Princess Princess jumps up and shouts back, “Yoo bad fwuffy! Dat mommeh! Mommeh take cawe of fwuffy!”
  74. >”Mommeh gud mommeh!”
  75. >You get up and glare at the light brown alicorn, “Nuu munsta gud! Aww munsta bad!”
  76. >She shakes her hoof at you furiously, “Nuu! Yoo bad!”
  77. >You turn away and lay down as she turns and huffs.
  78. >You both sit in silence for a minute before she speaks again.
  79. >”Pwincess Pwincess wook out when dawkie time.”
  80. >”Deadmeat go way!”
  81. >”Pwincess Pwincess wan yoo stay…”
  82. >”Deadmeat go way. Yoo wan come wif Deadmeat?”
  83. >She turns, “Nuu! Pwincess Pwincess nefer weave mommeh!”
  84. >”Den yoo go way! Goo uffer fwuffy! Weave Deadmeat wone!”
  85. >She starts to walk to the gate and stops.
  86. >She looks down at her leg.
  87. >”Pwincess pwincess get owies when wif hewd…”
  88. >Deadmeat looks at her, “How yoo get oweies?”
  89. >”Pwincess pwincess nuu know. Tings dwop on Pwincess Pwincess, tings hit Pwincess Pwincess.”
  90. >She backs up to you, “Pwincess Pwincess sacwed mo owchies.”
  91. >You stand and stare at Princess Princess for a minute.
  92. >You then rake your horn on your pet bed and take the cork off.
  93. >”Bad fwuffy nuu take off- ack!”
  94. >You push her down and hold her with one of your front hooves.
  95. >She starts to glare at you then she sees you lowering your horn.
  96. >”Pwease! Nuu hewt pwincess pwincess! Bad fwuffy gowing get Pwincess pwincess!”
  97. >You put the tip of your horn on the side of her neck.
  98. >”Yoo owie dis pwace… biggest owchies.”
  99. >You move your horn to her side and touch her ribs behind her leg, “Biggest owchies…”
  100. >She kicks a bit as you roll her on her back and place a hoof on her wind pipe, “Hit fwuffy hewe… biggest owchies…”
  101. >You step away and let her up, “Yoo be stwong! Fwuffy nuu hewt yoo.”
  102. >She jumps up, “Yoo meanie fwuffy! Nuu hewt uffer fwuffy!”
  103. >You snap at her, “Yoo smawty! Smawty be stwong! Get firs nummies! Get speshul huggies! Teww fwuffy wha do! Noo gif toy and make happeh! Be smawty! Be stwong!”
  104. >She shakes her hoof at you again, “Yoo nuu know wha smawty do!”
  105. >”Deadmeat am smawty! Be smawty befo!”
  106. >She stand unmoving and breathing hard, “Yoo nuu smawty! Yoo vewy bad fwuffy!”
  107. >She freezes still huffing and stares off, “… but yoo wan be gud fwuffy…”
  108. >She lowers her hoof and lays down, “But dey uffer bad fwuffies… fwuffy dat nuu wan be gud fwuffy…”
  109. >You yell at her, “Yoo be stwong! Fwuffy wike stwong fwuffy!”
  110. >She looks up, “Pwincess Pwincess nuu stwong! Yoo be stwong fo Pwincess pwincess!”
  111. >You start to stomp frustrated, “Deadmeat wan go way!”
  112. >She lays her head down, “Pwincess Pwincess haf nuu fwuffy den…”
  113. >You lie down and hug the teddy bear, your head hurts.
  114. >She stands up, “Pwincess Pwincess teww mommeh get wid of fwuffies… mommeh say nuuu…”
  115. >She looks at you, “Pwincess pwincess wan be stwong but dunno how!”
  116. >”Pwincess pwincess nuu haf nummies wif hewd… nuu gif owies…”
  117. >She cocks her head to the side as if trying to think, “Wha speshul huggies?”
  118. >You look at her surprised, “Dose feew gud huggies, smawty haf speshul huggies wif any fwuffy dey wan.”
  119. >”Bu’ aww huggies feew gud.”
  120.  
  121. >She stares at you for a bit then says, “Yoo gif smawty speshul huggies noa!”
  122. >You look at her surprised, “Why yoo wan speshul huggie fwom Deadmeat?”
  123. >”Pwincess Pwincess wan huggie feew betteh dan huggie! Yoo gif huggie noa!”
  124. >”But Deadmeat nuu speshul fwen.”
  125. >”Pwincess Pwincess smawty! Gif speshul huggies!” She stomps in frustration.
  126. >You look at her for a second then get up.
  127. >You walk behind her and nose up her tail.
  128. >”Why yoo at back of Pwincess Pwincess? Nuu gif huggies fwom back der.”
  129. >You leap up on her back and grab her firmly just below her wings.
  130. >”Dis nuu feew gud huggie, feew wike offer huggies that Pwincess Pwincess haf…”
  131. >She has a puzzled look on her face as you get into position.
  132. >……
  133. >Down the hall Alexander is sniffling and wiping a tear from his eye, “Stupid dum dum fwuffy!”
  134. >One of his cronies is sitting and shaking, ”He scawe fwuffy…”
  135. >Alexander says, “We make dum dum smawty go way, mommeh make dum dum fwuffy go way!”
  136. “Whaaaaaaaa!!!”
  137. “Enf! Enf! Enf! Enf!”
  138. >Alexander and his fluffies jump, “Wha dat!?”
  139. “Pee pee pwace owies! Nuuuuu!”
  140. “Enf! Enf! Enf! Enf!”
  141. >”Some fwuffy hafing speshul huggies. Nuu pay it attenshun.”
  142. >He stands tall, “Mommeh say dum dum smawty awound stinky munsta smawty stay.”
  143. >”So dum dum smawty nee go bye bye.”
  144. >The fluffies following Alexander nod listening to his decree.
  145. >”We nee do mo den dwop stuff.”
  146. “Why fen do dis? Wha… wha.. ahhhhhhh!”
  147. “Enf! Enf! Enf! Enf!”
  148. >”But mommeh wub dum dum smawty. She gif huggies when we dwop tingy on dum dum.”
  149. >”We gif owies when mommeh nuu know.”
  150. >…..
  151. >Princess Princess lays sprawled on the floor her eyes widened.
  152. >You are nuzzling her neck, “Fwen otay?”
  153. >She glances at you then stares off in the distance again, “Dat nuu wike huggie Pwincess Pwinces haf befo…”
  154. >You walk back to your pet bed, “Dat speshul huggie.”
  155. >She gets up and looks between her hind legs, “Pee pee pwace feew funneh…”
  156. >She sniffs it and licks a bit of boo boo juice from it.
  157. >She trots over and looks down at looks you over.
  158. >”Yoo stwong fwuffy… yoo gif owies to bad fwuffies?”
  159. >”Deadmeat gif owies den two wegged munstas gif Deadmeat biggest owchies…”
  160. >Princess Princess starts to sniffle.
  161. >You stare off, “If fwen nuu gif owchies… hewd mus tink fwen can gif owchies…”
  162. >”Bu’ Pwincess Pwincess nuu know how to do dat!” She starts to tear up.
  163. >You get up and hug her, “Fwen be happy.”
  164. >She hugs you back, “Nuu wan fwen go way…”
  165. >She pulls you close and you start to tingle.
  166. >You look at the light brown alicorn and she has her eyes closed concentrating while her horn glows.
  167. >Little swirls of energy spread out and go around your body.
  168. >She hugs you tighter, “Now smawty know whewe Siw Wiwwam Footimoe am aww de time…”
  169. >”Wha fwen do?”
  170. >”How did you get in there?”
  171. >You look up and see the stinky water monster stepping over the gate.
  172. >You let go of Princess Princess and run away.
  173. >The stinky water monster runs up and picks up Princess Pirncess, “Did he hurt you?”
  174. >”Mommeh! Make dum dum fwuffies go way! Gif sowwies mommeh! Wan fwen out sowwy woom!”
  175. >You puff your cheeks as the stinky water monster looks at you.
  176. >”I’m sorry honey but he needs to be in here until mommy can figure out what to do.”
  177. >She walks and steps back out of the room and double checking to make sure the gate is shut.
  178. >You walk back and lay down thinking of the boo boo on Princess Princess’s leg.
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