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- 1. Obvious, of course, but what is your name?
- Desiree Theresa DeHound!
- 2. How old are you?
- Twenty-two.
- 3. What color are your eyes?
- Bl.. ue? I don't really know the specific name for the shade.
- 4. How about hair color?
- Blonde. Too yellow for my liking, but I guess it's just what I get.
- 5. Height?
- Five feet two inches!
- 6. Weight…? Please, PLEASE don't hurt me! Eeek!
- I won't hurt you?? It's exactly 110.2 pounds! ..... DePounds. Haha!
- 7. How many people live in your house? No details yet, please!
- Two, counting me.
- 8. Details now! How many people in your family? Siblings? Names, ages, short descriptions? Whatever you've got, I'll take it!
- Ok, here we go:
- Donovan DeHound, Father, 66, really grumpy old man.
- Angelina DeHound, Mother, 56, really snobby old woman.
- 9. What school do you go to? Or used to go to, anyway.
- I used to go to Charletone Private Academy. That's shar-leh-toe-nay, 'cause it was fancy AF.
- 10. Are you in college? Or, if you DID go to college, what would you major in?
- Nope. Nope. Never went.. Kinda want to, kinda don't. I don't really have to..
- 11. Oh, by the way, where do you live?
- California.
- 12. And what's your birthday?
- June 2nd, 1992.
- 13. Are you dating anyone?
- Yup. Name's Richard.
- 14. If yes, do your parents know?
- Duh. They stalk my life, how wouldn't they know?
- 15. What do you think is your best skill?
- Running away from things.
- 16. How about your worst?
- Jumping over things while running away from things.
- 17. Biggest weakness(es)?
- Haircuts.
- 18. Have you ever done anything illegal?
- Yup.
- 19. Did you get caught?
- Nope.
- 20. If yes, did you go to jail?
- I said no.
- 21. Favorite food? Yes, I know the questions were interesting and now they're suddenly boring!
- Uhhhh.. Potato chips are nice. And the questions aren't boring! They're just.. Basic.
- 22. Least favorite food?
- I've grown to despise those live tentacles you eat at fancy restaurants. Don't know what it's called exactly, but it's nasty.
- 23. Color? Yeah, I know you hate the question. Everyone does.
- I love the question! Hot pink!! I love hot pink too. Holy shit.
- 24. Favorite type of music? If you want you can tell me your favorite band too.
- 80's is a type, right? If no, then that sucks for you.
- 25. How about animal?
- I really like worms.
- 26. Book?
- I don't really read, sorry.
- 27. Now, then. Big question. What team are you on?
- Team..? Uh.. Wildcats.
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